Cabbage Jock was immensely broad at
the shoulders. He stooped slightly, so that his
long arms fell below his knees when he stood erect.
His mouth was slightly open, but so large in itself
that a banana could easily have been inserted sideways
without touching the wicks. There was a look
of droll simplicity on the lad’s face (he was
apparently about twenty) which reminded one of the
pictures of Lob-Lie-by-the-Fire, or the Brownie of
Scottish fireside tales.
Yet for one so simple he had answered
with strange readiness. There was a quick flash
of the eye as he took in the two men before him.
“What may you be?” demanded the Professor
of Eloquence.
“A he-goat upon the mountains,
comely in the going!” said the lout, in very
good French. The learned man of the Sorbonne noted
at once that he quoted (and mixed) words of the Genevan
Version common among the Huguenots.
“He speaks French, this good
lad?” he asked, turning to Claire.
“Yes, when it pleases him, which
is not always though indeed he always obeys
me. Is it not so, Jock?”
“My name is not Jock! Nowise as
you well do know. I am called Blastus of the
Zamzummims! Against all Armenians, Hussites, Papishers,
Anabaptists, Leaguers, and followers of the high, the
low, and the middle way, I lift up my heel. I
am a bird of fair plumage on the mountains of Zepher.
I fly I mount I soar ”
“Go and find four horses,”
said his mistress; “two of them good and strong,
one Spanish jennet for me, one Flanders mare for yourself
and the saddle-bags.”
The Bird of Fair Plumage scratched
his long reddish locks in a sort of comic perplexity.
“Am I to steal them or pay for them?”
he said.
“Pay, of course,” said his mistress, scandalised.
“That will leave our purse very
light the purse that was your father’s.
It were easier these days, and also more just to spoil
the Egyptians. The lion-like man of Moab, which
is the Duke of Guise, walketh about like the devil
roaring (as sayeth Peter), and because of the barricades
there are many good horses tied by their bridles at
the gates of the city masterless, all of
them.”
“Pay for them, do you hear?”
said Claire; “do not stand arguing with your
master’s daughter. I thought you had learned
that long ago.”
Blastus of the Zamzummims went out grumbling to himself.
“At least she said nothing about
cheating or clipped money, or bad money or
money from the Pope’s mint. I will buy,
and I will pay for all. Yes yes but ”
It was obvious that Jock of the Cabbage’s
hope of spoiling Egypt had not been properly rooted
out of his mind even by his mistress’s commands.
A strange soul dwelt in this Jock
of the Cabbage. He was the son of a reputable
Scottish refugee at Geneva, from whom he had sucked
in, as a frog does the autumn rains, the strongest
and purest Calvinistic doctrine. He had, however,
early perceived that his ludicrous personal appearance
prevented him from obtaining eminence as a preacher.
He had therefore chosen another way of being useful.
John Stirling had deliberately made
himself Cabbage Jock which is to say, “Jean-aux-Choux,”
and by that name was famous alike in the camps of
Henri of Navarre, and in making sport for the “mignons”
of the King of France. But it was not known to
many alive that a mind clear and logical, a heart
full of the highest determinations, were hidden away
under the fool’s motley and the tattered cloak
of the gangrel man.
Only to Francis Agnew had the Fool
talked equally and with unbound heart. Even Claire
did not guess what lay beneath this folly of misapplied
texts and mirth-provoking preachments. There can
be no better mask for real fanaticism than the pretence
of it. And whereas Francis Agnew had been a gentleman
and a diplomat always, his henchman, Jock the Fool,
was a fanatic of the purest strain, adding thereto
a sense of humour and probably a strain of real madness
as well.
“Come up hither, Jean-aux-Choux!”
cried the lads on the barricades. “Turn
a somersault for us, Cabbage Jock!” shouted a
fellow-countryman, on his way to preferment in the
Scots Guard, who in the meanwhile was filling up his
time by fighting manfully against the King’s
troops.
“Lick the tip of your nose,
Jock!” roared yet a third; “waggle your
ears! Ah, well done! Now jest for us, and
we will give you a good drink Macon of
the fourth year as much as you can take
down at a draught. This Guisarding is dry work.”
The streets were full of excited men,
cheering for Holy Faith and the Duke of Guise.
They cried that they were going to kill the King, and
make that most Catholic Prince, the Head of the League,
King in his stead.
The Protestants in Paris had fled
or hidden. There were great fears of a second
St. Bartholomew. But those who remembered the
first, said that if that had been intended, there
would be a deal less noise and a deal more private
whetting of daggers and sword-blades.
Once the Professor of Eloquence left
them for a moment in order to run upstairs to tell
his housekeeper and her husband that they were to hold
his house against all authority save that of the King,
and not yield too soon even to that. He might
be away some time, he said.
The Abbe John, whose housekeeping
was of a desultory sort consisting chiefly
in going to see his uncle, the Cardinal d’Albret,
when he was in need of money or of the ghostly counsel
of a prince of the Church made no preparations
for flight, save to feel in his breeches pocket to
make sure that he had his gold safely there.
“My creditors can wait, or importune
my uncle, who will have them thrown in the Seine for
their pains,” said the young student of the Sorbonne
easily; “and as for my dear gossips, they will
easily enough console themselves. Women are like
cats. As often as they fall, they fall upon their
feet!”
It was a strange Paris which they
passed through that day these four.
The Professor of Eloquence went first, wearing the
great green cloak of his learned faculty, with its
official golden collar and cuffs of dark fur.
That day Paris was not only making
the history of the present, but was unconsciously
prophesying the future her own future.
Whenever, after that, the executive grew weak and
the people strong, up came the paving-stones, and
down in a heap went the barrels, charettes,
scaffoldings, street-doors. It was not only the
Day of the Barricades, but the first day of many barricades.
Indeed, Paris learned the lesson of power so well,
that it became her settled conviction that what she
did to-day France would homologate to-morrow.
It was only the victory of the “rurals”
in the late May of 1871 which taught Paris her due
place, as indeed the capital of France, but not France
itself.
Dr. Anatole’s cloak was certainly
a protection to them as they went. Caps were
doffed as to one of the Sixteen that great
council of nine from each of the sixteen districts
of Paris, whose power over the people made the real
Catholic League.
Dr. Anatole explained matters to Claire as they went.
“They have long wanted a figure-head,
these shop-keepers and booth-hucksters,” he
said bitterly. “The Cardinal leads them
cunningly, and between guile and noise they have so
intoxicated Guise that he will put his head in the
noose, jump off, and hang himself. This King Henry
of Valois is a contemptible dog enough, as all the
world knows. But he is a dog which bites without
barking, and that is a dangerous breed. If I
were Guise, instead of promenading Paris between the
Queen-Mother’s chamber and the King’s
palace of the Louvre, I would get me to my castle
of Soissons with all speed, and there arm and drill
all the gentlemen-varlets and varlet-gentlemen
that ever came out of Lorraine. There would I
wait, with twenty eyes looking out every way across
the meadows, and a hundred at least in the direction
of Paris. I would have cannons primed and matches
burning. I would lay in provisions to serve a
year in case of siege. That is what I should do,
were I Duke of Guise and Henry of Valois’ enemy!”
At the Orleans gate Jean-aux-Choux,
in waiting with the horses (bought, stolen, or strayed),
heard the conclusion of the Professor’s exposition.
“Let Wolf Guise eat Wolf Valois,
or Wolf Valois dine off Wolf Guise so much
the better for the Sheep of the Fold,” he commented
freely, as became his cap-and-bells, which in these
days had more liberty of prophecy than the wisdom
of the wisest.