As they left Paris behind and rode
down the Orleans road, it soon became evident that
they had changed their surroundings. Men-at-arms,
Scots Guards, with great white crosses on their blue
tabards, glared at the four suspiciously.
Cavaliers glanced suspiciously as they galloped past.
Some halted, as if only prevented from investigating
the circumstances by the haste of their mission.
Gay young men, on passaging horses, half drew their
swords and growled unintelligible remarks, desisting
only at the sight of Claire Agnew’s pale face
underneath her hood.
“What can be the matter?”
they asked each other. “Why do we, who passed
through swarming Paris in the flood-tide of rebellion,
who scrambled on barricades and were given drink by
the King’s enemies why should we now
be looked askance at, riding peaceably Orleans-ward
on our own hired beasts?”
None found an answer, but deep in
every heart there was the conviction, universal in
such a case, that somehow it was the other fellow’s
fault. It was Cabbage Jock who solved the mystery.
“In Rome you must do as the
Romans,” he said; “in Babylon’s cursed
city, though an abomination to do obeisance to the
great whore (as sayeth the Scripture), I have found
it of remarkable service to don her uniform occasionally even
as Paul did when he took shelter behind his Roman
citizenship. It is that green furred gown of yours,
Sir Professor! These be King’s men, hasting
after the Master of the Mignons. I’ll wager
the nest is empty and the bird flown from under the
pents of the Louvre.”
“And what shall I do?”
said the Professor of the Sorbonne, looking regretfully
at the fine Spanish cloth and rich fur. “Am
I to cast away a matter of twenty good golden
Henries?”
“By no means,” said Cabbage
Jock; “I came away somewhat hastily, to do you
service. I have no saddle saving these two millers’
bags. I will fold the good gown beneath the two,
and so sit comfortable as on an ale-house couch, while
you will ride safe ”
“And plumeless as a docked parrot,”
said the Abbe John, who was now sufficiently far from
Paris to begin to laugh at his master at
least a little, and in an affectionate way.
The Professor looked disconsolate
enough as he suffered his fine cloak to be stripped
from his back.
“Ne’er mind,” quoth
Jean-aux-Choux, “we will soon right that.
I know these King’s men, and ’tis the
Pope’s own purgatory of a warm day. There
are inns by the wayside, and wherever one is held by
a well-made hostess, who lets poor puss come to the
cream without so much ‘Hist-a-cat-ing,’
I’ll wager they will leave their cloaks in the
hall. So we will come by a coat of the King’s
colours, all scallops and Breton ermines in memory
of poor Queen Anne.”
“I will not have you steal a
cloak, sirrah,” said the Professor; “indeed,
I am nowise satisfied in my mind concerning these horses
we are riding.”
“Steal not I,”
cried the Fool; “not likely, and the Montfacon
gibbet at one’s elbow yonder, with the crows
a-swirling and pecking about it as in the time of
naughty Clerk Francis. Nay, I thank you.
I have money here to pay for a gross of cloaks!”
And Cabbage Jock slapped his pocket
as he spoke which indeed, thus interrogated,
gave back a most satisfactory jingle of coin.
The Professor had first of all meant
to point out to Jean-aux-Choux that to have the money
in his pocket, and to pay it out, were two things
entirely different, when it came to borrowing other
men’s cloaks, but something else leaped up in
his mind, sudden as a trout in a pool. He turned
upon Jean-aux-Choux.
“How do you know about Clerk
Francis and the gallows at Montfacon?” he demanded.
For at first, with the ear of a man accustomed to talk
only to men who pick up allusions as pigeons do scattered
grain, he had accepted the words without question.
“How am I to know?” retorted
Jean-aux-Choux. “One hears so many things.
I do not know.”
“But,” said the Professor
of Eloquence, pursuing his idea, “there are
not many even at the Sorbonne, which is the grave of
wisdom whence is no resurrection (I am of the Sadducean
faction), who have heard tell of one Clerk Francois
Villon, Master of Arts, and once an ornament of our
University. How came you to know of him?
Come now, out with it! You are hiding something!”
“Sir,” said the Fool,
“I have made sport for Kings of the Louvre and
Kings of Bedlam; for Henry of yesterday, who is Henry
of Valois; for Henry of to-day, who is Henry of Guise;
and for Henry of to-morrow, who is ”
But the Professor of the Sorbonne
was a man of sense, and he knew that the place for
discussing such things was by no means on the Orleans
highway.
So he commanded Jean-aux-Choux to
trouble no more about royal Henries past, present,
and especially Henries to come, but to be off
and find him a cloak.
Then Cabbage Jock, in no haste, simply
glanced at the ale-house doors as they came near Bourg-la-Reine,
and at last with a wave of his hand signalled his
three companions to ride on.
When he overtook them an hour afterwards,
Bourg-la-Reine was hidden far behind among the wayside
trees. Jean-aux-Choux saluted, and asked in a
quiet man-servant’s voice if the honourable Doctor
would be pleased to put on his coat.
“Then, you gallows’ rascal,”
said the Professor of the Sorbonne, “it was
true, after all. You have stolen the cloak, and
you would have me, a respectable citizen, reset the
theft!”
Jean-aux-Choux held up his hand.
“Sir,” he said, “I
have often heard from my masters that it is the special
function of a cook to make ready the soup, and of the
Sorbonne to resolve cases of conscience?”
“Well, then,” he went
on, as Doctor Anatole did not answer, “here is
one.”
“In an ale-house were certain
sons of Belial, whose very jesting was inconvenient,
and their words not once to be named among us, as sayeth
the apostle. Well, there came a certain braggart
out of this foul poison-box. He had seen an honest
man pass by, fleeing from Paris, with all his goods
laden on a mule. Now this knave would have taken
all and slain the honest merchant as well, had I not
passed by, and so belaboured him that he will not
rise from his bed for a fortnight. Then the good
merchant (he was a Jew from the Quartier Saint
Jacques) bade me choose what I would for my recompense.
And so from his packages I chose this fine cloak,
fit for the Provost of the Merchants himself, and
with that he thanked me and went his way.”
“And what,” cried the
Abbe John, hugely interested, “became of that
rascal’s companions? It is strange that,
hearing the racket, they did not hive out to his assistance!
Yesterday they hamstrung a man for less an
archer of the King’s!”
“It would indeed have been somewhat
strange,” agreed Cabbage Jock, “if, before
our little interview, I had not taken the liberty of
locking both the outer and inner doors of the inn.
But they have nothing to complain about, these good
lads. They have a kindly hostess and a full cellar.
E’en let them be content!”
And with no more words he took out
of his pouch two keys, one large and rusty, the other
small and glittering. These he tossed carefully,
one after the other, into the Orge. They
were just upon the famous bridge across which the
postillion of Longjumeau so often took his way.
The keys flashed a moment on the water as the drops
rose and fell. Then Cabbage Jock turned on his
companions and smiled his broad simpleton’s
smile as he waved his hand in the direction of the
inn.
“Let there be peace,”
he said solemnly “peace between Jew
and Gentile. Will it please you to put on your
coat now, Sir Professor?”
And as the air bit shrewdly, it pleased
the Professor well enough.