“Now,” said Jean-aux-Choux,
“unless I go down and help at the turning-spit
myself, we are further off dinner than ever. I
will also pump the lady dry of information in a quarter
of an hour, which, in such a Leaguer town, is always
a useful thing. But stay where you are, my lady
Claire, and keep the door open. You will smell
burnt fat, but the Fool of the Three Henries
will be with you in as many jumps of a grasshopper
whenever you want him. You have only to call,
and lo, you have me!”
When Jean had disappeared to do double
duty as spy and kitchen-drudge beneath, Claire went
to the window which looked out upon the market-place.
From beneath in the kitchen she could hear shouts of
laughter climb up and die away. She knew that
Jean-aux-Choux was at his tricks, and that, with five
minutes’ grace, he could get to windward of
any landlady that ever lived, let alone such a merry
plump one as Madame Celeste.
That dame indeed disliked all pretty
women on principle. But she was never quite sure
whether she preferred an ugly witty man who made her
laugh, or a handsome dull man who only treated her
as a gentleman ought. But women young
women and pretty women pah, she could not
abide them! And by this we can guess her age,
for not so long ago she had been young and even pretty
herself.
The tide that comes in the affairs
of men is not nearly so marked as the ebb which comes
in the affairs of women.
Claire stood a long while meditating,
her eyes following the movement of the market-place
vaguely, but without any real care for what was happening.
She truly mourned her father, but she possessed much
of that almost exclusively masculine temperament which
says after any catastrophe, “Well, what is the
next thing to be done?”
“I care nothing about my mother’s
people,” she meditated to herself, “but
I would see her home, her land, her country.”
She had never seen her father’s.
But when he had spoken to her of the fresh winds,
lashing rains, and driving snows, with nevertheless
the rose blooming in the sheltered corners about the
old house on Christmas Day, she had somehow known
it all. But Collioure and its sand-dunes, the
deep sapphire of the southern sea, cut across by the
paler blue line of the sky she could not
imagine that, even when the Professor and the Abbe
John, with tears glittering in their eyes, spoke together
in the strange pathetic speech of la petite patrie.
But she would like to see it the
strand where the little Colette had played, the dunes
down which she had slidden, and the gold and rose of
the towers of Chateau Collioure, within which her mother
was born.
A noise without attracted her attention.
A procession was entering the square. In the
midst was a huge coach with six mules, imported, equipage
and all, from Spain. An outrider in the episcopal
livery was mounted on each mule, while running footmen
scattered the market-stalls and salad-barrows like
the passage of a sudden strong wind.
There was also great excitement down
below in the Golden Lark. The kitchen emptied
itself, and Madame Celeste stopped hastily to pin a
bow of ribbons to her cap, unconscious that a long
smear of sooty grease decorated one side of her nose.
The Bishop’s carriage was coming in state to
the Golden Lark! There could not be the least
doubt of it. And the Bishop himself was within,
that holy man who so much more willingly handled the
sword-hilt than the crozier Bishop Pierrefonds
of Orleans, certain archbishop and possible cardinal,
a stoop of the League in all the centre of France.
Yes, he was conveying home his guests
in state. He stepped out and stood on the pavement
in front of the house, a right proper prelate, giving
them in turn his hand as they stooped to kiss his amethyst
ring. Then, seeing over the Abbe John’s
bowed head the lady of the house, he called out heartily
to her (for he was too great to be haughty with any),
“Mistress Celeste, mind you treat these gentlemen
well. It is not every day that our good town
of Orleans holds at once the light of the Sorbonne,
its mirror of eloquence, and also the nephew of my
Lord Cardinal of the Holy League, John d’Albret,
claimant at only twenty removes to the crown of France.”
“Pshaw,” muttered the
Abbe John wearily, “I wish the old fool would
go away and let us get to dinner!”
For, indeed, at the Palace he had
listened to much of this.
The hostess of the Golden Lark conducted
her two guests upstairs as if to the sound of trumpets.
She gathered her skirts and rustled like the poplar
leaves of an entire winter whisking about the little
Place Royale of Orleans. The Professor
of the Sorbonne had suddenly sunk into the background.
Even the almighty Duke of Guise was no better than
a bird in the bush. While here well
in hand, and hungry for an honest Golden Lark dinner was
a real, hall-marked, royal personage, vouched for
by a bishop, and still more by the bishop’s carriage
and outriders! It was enough to turn the head
of a wiser woman than Madame Celeste Gillifleur.
“And is it really true?” demanded Claire
Agnew.
“Is what true, my dear lady?”
said the Abbe John, very ungraciously for him.
For he thought he would have to explain it all over
again.
“That you are a near heir to the throne of France?”
The Abbe John clapped his hands together with a gesture
of despair.
“Just as much as I am the Abbe
John and a holy man,” he cried; “it pleases
them to call me so. Thank God, I am no priest,
nor ever will be. And as for the crown of France Henry
of Valois is not dead, that ever I heard of.
And if he were, I warrant his next heir and my valiant
cousin, Henry of Navarre, would have a word to say
before he were passed over!”
“But,” said the Professor
of Eloquence, smiling, “the Pope and our wise
Sorbonne have loosed all French subjects from paying
any allegiance to a heretic!”
“By your favour, sir,”
said the young man, “I think both made a mistake
for which they will be sorry. Also I heard of
a certain professor who voted boldly for the Bearnais
in that Leaguer assembly, and who found it convenient
to go see his mother next day, lest he should find
himself one fine morning shortened by a head, all
for the glory of God and the Holy League!”
Doctor Anatole laughed at his pupil’s boldness.
“You are out of disciplinary
bounds now,” he said, “and as you are too
old to birch, I must e’en let you chatter.
But what is the meaning of the Bishop’s sudden
cordiality?”
“Oh,” said the Abbe John,
with a sigh of resignation, “these Leaguers
are always getting maggots in their brains. If
my mother had been my father if I had been
a Bourbon instead of a d’Albret if
Henry the Bearnais had been in my shoes and I in his if if any
number of ’ifs’ then there
might be something in this heir-to-the-crown business.
But the truth is, they are at their wits’ end
(which is no long distance to travel). The Demon
of the South, our good, steady-going King of Spain,
drives them hard. They dare not have him to rule
over them, with his inquisitors, his blazing heretic
fires, and the rest of it. Yet it is a choice
between him and the Huguenot, unless they can find
a true Catholic king. The Cardinal Bourbon is
manifestly too old, though one day even he may serve
to stop a gap. The Duke of Guise may be descended
from the Merovingians or from Adam, but in either case
his family-tree is not convincing. It has too
many branches too few roots! So the
plotters my good uncle among them are
looking about for some one any one that
is, not a Guise nor yet a Huguenot, who may serve their
turn. His Grace of Orleans thinks I may do as
well as another. That is all only
one Leaguer maggot the more.”
“And must we, then, always say
‘Your Royal Highness’ or ‘Your Serenity’
when we kiss your hand which shall it be?”
Claire asked the question gravely.
“I had much rather kiss yours,”
said the heir to a throne, bowing with equal gravity;
“and as for a name why, I am plain
John d’Albret, at your service!”
He doffed his cap as he spoke, and
the Professor noted for the first time, with a touch
of jealousy, that he was a comely lad enough that
is, if he had not been so ludicrously young. The
Professor (who was not a philosopher for nothing)
noted the passing twinge of jealousy as a sign that
he was growing old. Twenty years ago he might
have been tempted to break his pupil’s head
for a presumptuous jackanapes, or challenge him to
a bout at the small swords, but jealousy pah,
Anatole Long thought himself as good as any man always
excepting the Bearnais where the sex was
concerned.
It was a good and substantial supper
to which they sat down. The cookery did credit
to the handicraft of Madame Celeste, especially the
salmon steaks done in parsley sauce, and the roast
capon stuffed with butter, mint, and bread-crumbs.
The wine, a white Cote Rotie, went admirably with
the viands. The Professor and Claire had but little
appetite, but the eyes of the landlady were now upon
the Abbe John alone. His plate was scarce empty
before it was mysteriously refilled. His wine-glass
found itself regularly replenished by the fair plump
hands of Madame Celeste herself. All went merry
as a marriage-bell, and Jean-aux-Choux, seated a little
way below the salt, and using his dagger as an entire
table equipment, worked his way steadily through everything
within his reach. For though the Fool of the
Three Henries held nothing in heaven or earth
sacred from his bitter tongue when in the exercise
of his profession, he equally let nothing in heaven
or earth (or even under the earth) interfere with
his appetite. He explained the matter thus:
“I have heard of men living
from hand to mouth,” he told Claire; “for
twenty years I have lived from table to mouth always
the same mouth, seldom twice the same table.
There was you, my little lady, to be served first.
And a hundred times your father and I went hungry that
you might eat your milk-sop hot-a-nights. While,
if I could, I would cheat my master as to what remained,
his being the greater need.”
“Good Jean!” said Claire,
gently reaching out to pat his shaggy head. The
long-armed jester shook a little and went pale under
her touch, which was the stranger, seeing that with
a twist of his shoulders he could throw off the clutch
of a strong man.
Such were the three with whom Claire
travelled southward, in an exceeding safety, considering
the disturbed time. For any of them would have
given his life to shield her from harm, though as yet
Jean-aux-Choux was the only one of the three who knew
it. And with him it was a matter of course.