The Bearnais met D’Epernon in
the inner dining-room of Master Anthony’s house.
His servants had hastily lighted a few wax candles.
In the waggon-littered courtyard without, a torch
or two flamed murkily. With a quick burst of
anger, Henry leaned from a window and bade them be
extinguished. So, with a jetting of sparks on
the hard-beaten earth of the courtyard, the darkness
suddenly re-established itself.
There was, on the side of the Duke,
some attempt at a battle of eyes. But, after
all, he had only been the little scion of a Languedocean
squire when the Bearnais was already the
Bearnais.
The Duke bowed himself as if to set
knee to the ground, but Henry caught him up.
“Caumont,” he said, using
the old boyish name by which they had known each other
in their wild Paris youth, “you have never liked
me. You have never been truly my friend.
Why do you come to seek me now?”
The busy scheming brain behind the
Valois favourite’s brow was working. He
had a bluff subject to deal with, therefore he would
be bluff.
“Your Majesty,” he said,
“there is no one in all France who wishes better
to your cause, or more ill to the League than I. When
you are King, you shall have no more faithful or obedient
subject. But friendship, like love, is born of
friendship; it comes not by command. When the
King of Navarre makes me his friend, I shall be his!”
“Spoken like a man, and no courtier,”
cried the Bearnais, slapping his strong hand into
the white palm of D’Epernon with a report like
a pistol; “I swear I shall be your friend till
the day I die!”
And the Bearnais kept his word, and
gave his friendship all his life to the dark, scheming,
handsome man, who had served many masters in his time,
but had never loved any man save himself, any woman
except his wife, and any interest outside of his own
pocket.
The soldiers of the Guard Royal made
a rhyme which went not ill in the patois of the camp,
but which goes lamely enough translated into English.
Somewhat thus it ran:
“Duke Epernon and his wife, Jean
Caumont and his wife, Cadet Valette and his Cadette,
Louis Nogaret and his wife
If ever I wagered I would bet My pipe, my
lass, and eke my life, That this brave world was
made and set For Duke Epernon and his wife
Jean Caumont and his wife, Louis Nogaret and
his wife, Cadet Valette and his Cadette!”
And so Da Capo to
any tune which happened to occur to them in their
semi-regal license of King’s free guardsmen.
Which was only the barrack and guard-room
way of saying that Jean Louis de Nogaret, Cadet de
la Valette, Duc d’Epernon and
royal favourite, looked after the interests of a certain
important numeral with some care.
“Caumont,” said the King
of Navarre, “how came you to know I was in this
town? I arrived but an hour ago, and in disguise.”
“Our spies are better than Your
Majesty’s,” smiled the Duke. “Your
true Calvinist is something too stiff in the backbone
to make a capable informer. You ought to employ
a few supple Politiques, accustomed to palace
backstairs. But, on this occasion, I acknowledge
I was favoured by circumstances. For I have with
me the daughter of Francis the Scot, called Francis
d’Agneau, born, I believe, of a Norman house
long established in Scotland near to the Gulf of Solway.
Among the saddle-bags of the damsel’s pony,
hastily concealed by other hands than her own (I suspect
a certain red-haired fool), there was found a series
of letters written by Your Majesty, which, in case
they might fall into worse hands, I have the honour
of returning to you. Also we found an appointment
for this very night, to meet with Francis the Scot
at the town of Blois in the house of Anthony Arpajon!
Your Majesty has, as the Leaguers know, a habit of
uncomfortable punctuality in the keeping of your trysts.
So I have availed me of that to confide the letters
and the maid to you, together with a good Doctor of
the Sorbonne, one who has done you no mean service
to the honest cause in that wasps’ nest so
good, indeed, that if he went back, the Leaguers of
his own hive would sting him to death. Therefore
I commit them all to you! Only the young man
I would gladly keep by me. But that shall be as
Your Majesty judges.”
“No, no,” cried the King.
“I must have my cousin, if only to look after.
If the Leaguers get hold of him, he might gain a throne,
indeed, but assuredly he would lose his head.
He is a fine lad, and will do very well in the fighting
line when Rosny has licked him a little into shape!
But I am truly grateful to you, D’Epernon.
And in the good times to come, I shall have better
ways of proving my gratitude than here, in the house
of Anthony Arpajon and in the guise of a carter.”
This was all that D’Epernon
had been waiting for, and he promptly bowed himself
out. The instant the Duke was through the door,
the Bearnais turned to the little circle of his immediate
followers.
“Who of you knows the town and
Chateau of Blois? It might be worth while following
the fellow, just to see if any treachery be in the
wind. It may be I do him wrong. If so, I
shall do him the greater right hereafter. No,
not you, D’Aubigne. I could not risk you.
You are my father-confessor, and task me soundly with
my faults. Indeed, I might as well be a Leaguer they
say the Cardinal sets more easy penances. Brother
Guise is the true Churchman he and the King
of Spain!”
The King looked about from one to
another doubtfully, seeking a fit envoy.
“No, nor you, Rosny; you can
fight all day, and figure all night. But for
spying we want a lad of another build. Let me
see let me see!”
As the King was speaking, Jean-aux-Choux
put on his brown Capuchin robe, and covered his red
furze brush with the hood.
“I tracked my Lord of Epernon
this night once before,” he said, “and
by the grace of God I can do as much again. I
know his trail, and will be at the orchard gate of
the Chateau before he has time to blow the dust out
of his key!”
“How do you come to know so much?” demanded
the Bearnais.
“By this token,” said
Jean carelessly; “that I saw my lady here and
the three men come out of the Chateau, I followed
them hither, and had your men roused and ready, so
that if there had been any treachery, his Dukeship,
at least, would have been the first to fall!”
The King looked about him inquiringly.
“Rosny and D’Aubigne,”
he said, “what do you know of this does
the man speak true?”
“A pupil of John Calvin speaks
no lie,” said Jean bravely. The King laughed,
whereupon Jean added, “If I do act a lie, it
is to save Your Majesty the hope of the
Faith!”
“That is rather like the old
heresy of doing evil that good may come,” said
Henry; “but off with you! If I can accommodate
my conscience to a waggoner’s blouse, I do not
see why you should not reconcile yours to a monk’s
hood!”
Jean-aux-Choux departed, muttering
to himself that the Bearnais was becoming as learned
as a pupil of Beza or a Sorbonne Doctor, but consoling
himself for his dialectical defeat by the thought that,
at least, in the Capuchin’s robe he was fairly
safe. For even if caught, after all, it was only
another trick of the Fool of the Three Henries.
It was, indeed, the only thing concerning
which Leaguers, Royalists, and Huguenots were agreed that
Jean-aux-Choux was a good, simple fool!