She tried, more from loyalty
than from desire, to call upon the Perrys on a November
evening when Kennicott was away. They were not
at home.
Like a child who has no one to play
with she loitered through the dark hall. She
saw a light under an office door. She knocked.
To the person who opened she murmured, “Do you
happen to know where the Perrys are?” She realized
that it was Guy Pollock.
“I’m awfully sorry, Mrs.
Kennicott, but I don’t know. Won’t
you come in and wait for them?”
“W-why — ”
she observed, as she reflected that in Gopher Prairie
it is not decent to call on a man; as she decided
that no, really, she wouldn’t go in; and as
she went in.
“I didn’t know your office was up here.”
“Yes, office, town-house, and
chateau in Picardy. But you can’t see the
chateau and town-house (next to the Duke of Sutherland’s).
They’re beyond that inner door. They are
a cot and a wash-stand and my other suit and the blue
crepe tie you said you liked.”
“You remember my saying that?”
“Of course. I always shall. Please
try this chair.”
She glanced about the rusty office — gaunt
stove, shelves of tan law-books, desk-chair filled
with newspapers so long sat upon that they were in
holes and smudged to grayness. There were only
two things which suggested Guy Pollock. On the
green felt of the table-desk, between legal blanks
and a clotted inkwell, was a cloissone vase. On
a swing shelf was a row of books unfamiliar to Gopher
Prairie: Mosher editions of the poets, black
and red German novels, a Charles Lamb in crushed levant.
Guy did not sit down. He quartered
the office, a grayhound on the scent; a grayhound
with glasses tilted forward on his thin nose, and a
silky indecisive brown mustache. He had a golf
jacket of jersey, worn through at the creases in the
sleeves. She noted that he did not apologize for
it, as Kennicott would have done.
He made conversation: “I
didn’t know you were a bosom friend of the Perrys.
Champ is the salt of the earth but somehow I can’t
imagine him joining you in symbolic dancing, or making
improvements on the Diesel engine.”
“No. He’s a dear
soul, bless him, but he belongs in the National Museum,
along with General Grant’s sword, and I’m — Oh,
I suppose I’m seeking for a gospel that will
evangelize Gopher Prairie.”
“Really? Evangelize it to what?”
“To anything that’s definite.
Seriousness or frivolousness or both. I wouldn’t
care whether it was a laboratory or a carnival.
But it’s merely safe. Tell me, Mr. Pollock,
what is the matter with Gopher Prairie?”
“Is anything the matter with
it? Isn’t there perhaps something the matter
with you and me? (May I join you in the honor of having
something the matter?)”
“(Yes, thanks.) No, I think it’s the town.”
“Because they enjoy skating more than biology?”
“But I’m not only more
interested in biology than the Jolly Seventeen, but
also in skating! I’ll skate with them, or
slide, or throw snowballs, just as gladly as talk
with you.”
("Oh no!”)
("Yes!) But they want to stay home and embroider.”
“Perhaps. I’m not
defending the town. It’s merely — I’m
a confirmed doubter of myself. (Probably I’m
conceited about my lack of conceit!) Anyway, Gopher
Prairie isn’t particularly bad. It’s
like all villages in all countries. Most places
that have lost the smell of earth but not yet acquired
the smell of patchouli — or of factory-smoke — are
just as suspicious and righteous. I wonder if
the small town isn’t, with some lovely exceptions,
a social appendix? Some day these dull market-towns
may be as obsolete as monasteries. I can imagine
the farmer and his local store-manager going by monorail,
at the end of the day, into a city more charming than
any William Morris Utopia — music, a university,
clubs for loafers like me. (Lord, how I’d like
to have a real club!)”
She asked impulsively, “You, why do you stay
here?”
“I have the Village Virus.”
“It sounds dangerous.”
“It is. More dangerous
than the cancer that will certainly get me at fifty
unless I stop this smoking. The Village Virus
is the germ which — it’s extraordinarily
like the hook-worm — it infects ambitious
people who stay too long in the provinces. You’ll
find it epidemic among lawyers and doctors and ministers
and college-bred merchants — all these people
who have had a glimpse of the world that thinks and
laughs, but have returned to their swamp. I’m
a perfect example. But I sha’n’t
pester you with my dolors.”
“You won’t. And do sit down, so I
can see you.”
He dropped into the shrieking desk-chair.
He looked squarely at her; she was conscious of the
pupils of his eyes; of the fact that he was a man,
and lonely. They were embarrassed. They elaborately
glanced away, and were relieved as he went on:
“The diagnosis of my Village
Virus is simple enough. I was born in an Ohio
town about the same size as Gopher Prairie, and much
less friendly. It’d had more generations
in which to form an oligarchy of respectability.
Here, a stranger is taken in if he is correct, if he
likes hunting and motoring and God and our Senator.
There, we didn’t take in even our own till we
had contemptuously got used to them. It was a
red-brick Ohio town, and the trees made it damp, and
it smelled of rotten apples. The country wasn’t
like our lakes and prairie. There were small
stuffy corn-fields and brick-yards and greasy oil-wells.
“I went to a denominational
college and learned that since dictating the Bible,
and hiring a perfect race of ministers to explain it,
God has never done much but creep around and try to
catch us disobeying it. From college I went to
New York, to the Columbia Law School. And for
four years I lived. Oh, I won’t rhapsodize
about New York. It was dirty and noisy and breathless
and ghastly expensive. But compared with the moldy
academy in which I had been smothered !
I went to symphonies twice a week. I saw Irving
and Terry and Düse and Bernhardt, from the top
gallery. I walked in Gramercy Park. And I
read, oh, everything.
“Through a cousin I learned
that Julius Flickerbaugh was sick and needed a partner.
I came here. Julius got well. He didn’t
like my way of loafing five hours and then doing my
work (really not so badly) in one. We parted.
“When I first came here I swore
I’d ‘keep up my interests.’
Very lofty! I read Browning, and went to Minneapolis
for the theaters. I thought I was ‘keeping
up.’ But I guess the Village Virus had me
already. I was reading four copies of cheap fiction-magazines
to one poem. I’d put off the Minneapolis
trips till I simply had to go there on a lot of legal
matters.
“A few years ago I was talking
to a patent lawyer from Chicago, and I realized that — I’d
always felt so superior to people like Julius Flickerbaugh,
but I saw that I was as provincial and behind-the-times
as Julius. (Worse! Julius plows through the Literary
Digest and the Outlook faithfully, while I’m
turning over pages of a book by Charles Flandrau that
I already know by heart.)
“I decided to leave here.
Stern resolution. Grasp the world. Then I
found that the Village Virus had me, absolute:
I didn’t want to face new streets and younger
men — real competition. It was too easy
to go on making out conveyances and arguing ditching
cases. So — That’s all
of the biography of a living dead man, except the
diverting last chapter, the lies about my having been
‘a tower of strength and legal wisdom’
which some day a preacher will spin over my lean dry
body.”
He looked down at his table-desk,
fingering the starry enameled vase.
She could not comment. She pictured
herself running across the room to pat his hair.
She saw that his lips were firm, under his soft faded
mustache. She sat still and maundered, “I
know. The Village Virus. Perhaps it will
get me. Some day I’m going — Oh,
no matter. At least, I am making you talk!
Usually you have to be polite to my garrulousness,
but now I’m sitting at your feet.”
“It would be rather nice to
have you literally sitting at my feet, by a fire.”
“Would you have a fireplace for me?”
“Naturally! Please don’t
snub me now! Let the old man rave. How old
are you, Carol?”
“Twenty-six, Guy.”
“Twenty-six! I was just
leaving New York, at twenty-six. I heard Patti
sing, at twenty-six. And now I’m forty-seven.
I feel like a child, yet I’m old enough to be
your father. So it’s decently paternal to
imagine you curled at my feet. . . . Of course
I hope it isn’t, but we’ll reflect the
morals of Gopher Prairie by officially announcing that
it is! . . . These standards that you and I live
up to! There’s one thing that’s the
matter with Gopher Prairie, at least with the ruling-class
(there is a ruling-class, despite all our professions
of democracy). And the penalty we tribal rulers
pay is that our subjects watch us every minute.
We can’t get wholesomely drunk and relax.
We have to be so correct about sex morals, and inconspicuous
clothes, and doing our commercial trickery only in
the traditional ways, that none of us can live up
to it, and we become horribly hypocritical. Unavoidably.
The widow-robbing deacon of fiction can’t help
being hypocritical. The widows themselves demand
it! They admire his unctuousness. And look
at me. Suppose I did dare to make love to — some
exquisite married woman. I wouldn’t admit
it to myself. I giggle with the most revolting
salaciousness over La Vie Parisienne,
when I get hold of one in Chicago, yet I shouldn’t
even try to hold your hand. I’m broken.
It’s the historical Anglo-Saxon way of making
life miserable. . . . Oh, my dear, I haven’t
talked to anybody about myself and all our selves for
years.”
“Guy! Can’t we do something with
the town? Really?”
“No, we can’t!”
He disposed of it like a judge ruling out an improper
objection; returned to matters less uncomfortably energetic:
“Curious. Most troubles are unnecessary.
We have Nature beaten; we can make her grow wheat;
we can keep warm when she sends blizzards. So
we raise the devil just for pleasure — wars,
politics, race-hatreds, labor-disputes. Here
in Gopher Prairie we’ve cleared the fields, and
become soft, so we make ourselves unhappy artificially,
at great expense and exertion: Methodists disliking
Episcopalians, the man with the Hudson laughing at
the man with the flivver. The worst is the commercial
hatred — the grocer feeling that any man
who doesn’t deal with him is robbing him.
What hurts me is that it applies to lawyers and doctors
(and decidedly to their wives!) as much as to grocers.
The doctors — you know about that — how
your husband and Westlake and Gould dislike one another.”
“No! I won’t admit it!”
He grinned.
“Oh, maybe once or twice, when
Will has positively known of a case where Doctor — where
one of the others has continued to call on patients
longer than necessary, he has laughed about it, but — ”
He still grinned.
“No, really! And when
you say the wives of the doctors share these jealousies — Mrs.
McGanum and I haven’t any particular crush on
each other; she’s so stolid. But her mother,
Mrs. Westlake — nobody could be sweeter.”
“Yes, I’m sure she’s
very bland. But I wouldn’t tell her my heart’s
secrets if I were you, my dear. I insist that
there’s only one professional-man’s wife
in this town who doesn’t plot, and that is you,
you blessed, credulous outsider!”
“I won’t be cajoled!
I won’t believe that medicine, the priesthood
of healing, can be turned into a penny-picking business.”
“See here: Hasn’t
Kennicott ever hinted to you that you’d better
be nice to some old woman because she tells her friends
which doctor to call in? But I oughtn’t
to — ”
She remembered certain remarks which
Kennicott had offered regarding the Widow Bogart.
She flinched, looked at Guy beseechingly.
He sprang up, strode to her with a
nervous step, smoothed her hand. She wondered
if she ought to be offended by his caress. Then
she wondered if he liked her hat, the new Oriental
turban of rose and silver brocade.
He dropped her hand. His elbow
brushed her shoulder. He flitted over to the
desk-chair, his thin back stooped. He picked up
the cloisonne vase. Across it he peered
at her with such loneliness that she was startled.
But his eyes faded into impersonality as he talked
of the jealousies of Gopher Prairie. He stopped
himself with a sharp, “Good Lord, Carol, you’re
not a jury. You are within your legal rights in
refusing to be subjected to this summing-up.
I’m a tedious old fool analyzing the obvious,
while you’re the spirit of rebellion. Tell
me your side. What is Gopher Prairie to you?”
“A bore!”
“Can I help?”
“How could you?”
“I don’t know. Perhaps
by listening. I haven’t done that tonight.
But normally — Can’t I be the
confidant of the old French plays, the tiring-maid
with the mirror and the loyal ears?”
“Oh, what is there to confide?
The people are savorless and proud of it. And
even if I liked you tremendously, I couldn’t
talk to you without twenty old hexes watching, whispering.”
“But you will come talk to me, once in a while?”
“I’m not sure that I shall.
I’m trying to develop my own large capacity
for dullness and contentment. I’ve failed
at every positive thing I’ve tried. I’d
better ‘settle down,’ as they call it,
and be satisfied to be — nothing.”
“Don’t be cynical.
It hurts me, in you. It’s like blood on
the wing of a humming-bird.”
“I’m not a humming-bird.
I’m a hawk; a tiny leashed hawk, pecked to death
by these large, white, flabby, wormy hens. But
I am grateful to you for confirming me in the faith.
And I’m going home!”
“Please stay and have some coffee with me.”
“I’d like to. But
they’ve succeeded in terrorizing me. I’m
afraid of what people might say.”
“I’m not afraid of that.
I’m only afraid of what you might say!”
He stalked to her; took her unresponsive hand.
“Carol! You have been happy here tonight?
(Yes. I’m begging!)”
She squeezed his hand quickly, then
snatched hers away. She had but little of the
curiosity of the flirt, and none of the intrigante’s
joy in furtiveness. If she was the naïve girl,
Guy Pollock was the clumsy boy. He raced about
the office; he rammed his fists into his pockets.
He stammered, “I — I — I — Oh,
the devil! Why do I awaken from smooth dustiness
to this jagged rawness? I’ll make I’m
going to trot down the hall and bring in the Dillons,
and we’ll all have coffee or something.”
“The Dillons?”
“Yes. Really quite a decent
young pair — Harvey Dillon and his wife.
He’s a dentist, just come to town. They
live in a room behind his office, same as I do here.
They don’t know much of anybody — ”
“I’ve heard of them.
And I’ve never thought to call. I’m
horribly ashamed. Do bring them — ”
She stopped, for no very clear reason,
but his expression said, her faltering admitted, that
they wished they had never mentioned the Dillons.
With spurious enthusiasm he said, “Splendid!
I will.” From the door he glanced at her,
curled in the peeled leather chair. He slipped
out, came back with Dr. and Mrs. Dillon.
The four of them drank rather bad
coffee which Pollock made on a kerosene burner.
They laughed, and spoke of Minneapolis, and were tremendously
tactful; and Carol started for home, through the November
wind.