Grace and Horace Clifford lived in
Indiana, and so were called “Hoosiers.”
Their home, with its charming grounds,
was a little way out of town, and from the front windows
of the house you could look out on the broad Ohio,
a river which would be very beautiful, if its yellow
waters were only once settled. As far as the
eye could see, the earth was one vast plain, and,
in order to touch it, the sky seemed to stoop very
low; whereas, in New England, the gray-headed mountains
appear to go up part way to meet the sky.
One fine evening in May, brown-eyed
Horace and blue-eyed Grace stood on the balcony, leaning
against the iron railing, watching the stars, and
chatting together.
One thing is very sure: they
never dreamed that from this evening their sayings
and doings particularly Horace’s were
to be printed in a book. If any one had whispered
such a thing, how dumb Horace would have grown, his
chin snuggling down into a hollow place in his neck!
and how nervously Grace would have laughed! walking
about very fast, and saying,
“O, it’s too bad, to put
Horace and me in a book! I say it’s too
bad! Tell them to wait till my hair is curled,
and I have my new pink dress on! And tell them
to make Horace talk better! He plays so much with
the Dutch boys. O, Horace isn’t fit to
print!”
This is what she might have said if
she had thought of being “put in a book;”
but as she knew nothing at all about it, she only stood
very quietly leaning against the balcony-railing,
and looking up at the evening sky, merry with stars.
“What a shiny night, Horace!
What do the stars look like? Is it diamond rings?”
“I’ll tell you, Gracie;
it’s cigars they look like just the
ends of cigars when somebody is smoking.”
At that moment the cluster called
the “Seven Sisters” was drowned in a soft,
white cloud.
“Look,” said Grace; “there
are some little twinkles gone to sleep, all tucked
up in a coverlet. I don’t see what makes
you think of dirty cigars! They look to me like
little specks of gold harps ever so far off, so you
can’t hear the music. O, Horace, don’t
you want to be an angel, and play on a beautiful harp?”
“I don’t know,”
said her brother, knitting his brows, and thinking
a moment; “when I can’t live any longer,
you know, then I’d like to go up to heaven;
but now, I’d a heap sooner be a soldier!”
“O, Horace, you’d ought
to rather be an angel! Besides, you’re too
little for a soldier!”
“But I grow. Just look
at my hands; they’re bigger than yours, this
minute!”
“Why, Horace Clifford, what makes them so black?”
“O, that’s no account!
I did it climbin’ trees. Barby tried to
scour it off, but it sticks. I don’t care soldiers’
hands ain’t white, are they, Pincher?”
The pretty dog at Horace’s feet
shook his ears, meaning to say,
“I should think not, little
master; soldiers have very dirty hands, if you say
so.”
“Come,” said Grace, who
was tired of gazing at the far-off star-land; “let’s
go down and see if Barbara hasn’t made that candy:
she said she’d be ready in half an hour.”
They went into the library, which
opened upon the balcony, through the passage, down
the front stairs, and into the kitchen, Pincher following
close at their heels.
It was a very tidy kitchen, whose
white floor was scoured every day with a scrubbing-brush.
Bright tin pans were shining upon the walls, and in
one corner stood a highly polished cooking-stove, over
which Barbara Kinckle, a rosy-cheeked German girl,
was stooping to watch a kettle of boiling molasses.
Every now and then she raised the spoon with which
she was stirring it, and let the half-made candy drip
back into the kettle in ropy streams. It looked
very tempting, and gave out a delicious odor.
Perhaps it was not strange that the children thought
they were kept waiting a long while.
“Look here, Grace,” muttered
Horace, loud enough for Barbara to hear; “don’t
you think she’s just the slowest kind?”
“It’ll sugar off,”
said Grace, calmly, as if she had made up her mind
for the worst; “don’t you know how it sugared
off once when ma was making it, and let the fire go
’most out’?”
“Now just hear them childers,”
said good-natured Barbara; “where’s the
little boy and girl that wasn’t to speak to me
one word, if I biled ’em some candies?”
“There, now, Barby, I wasn’t
speaking to you,” said Horace; “I mean
I wasn’t talking to her, Grace.
Look here: I’ve heard you spell, but you
didn’t ask me my Joggerphy.”
“Geography, you mean, Horace.”
“Well, Ge-ography, then. Here’s the
book: we begin at the Mohammedans.”
Horace could pronounce that long name
very well, though he had no idea what it meant.
He knew there was a book called the Koran, and would
have told you Mr. Mohammed wrote it; but so had Mr.
Colburn written an Arithmetic, and whether both these
gentlemen were alive, or both dead, was more than
he could say.
“Hold up your head,” said
Grace, with dignity, and looking as much as possible
like tall Miss Allen, her teacher. “Please
repeat your verse.”
The first sentence read, “They
consider Moses and Christ as true prophets, but Mohammed
as the greatest and last.”
“I’ll tell you,”
said Horace: “they think that Christ and
Moses was good enough prophets, but Mohammed was a
heap better.”
“Why, Horace, it doesn’t
say any such think in the book! It begins, ‘They
consider.’”
“I don’t care,”
said the boy, “Miss Jordan tells us to get the
sense of it. Ma, musn’t I get the sense
of it?” he added, as Mrs. Clifford entered the
kitchen.
“But, mamma,” broke in
Grace, eagerly, “our teacher wants us to commit
the verses: she says a great deal about committing
the verses.”
“If you would give me time to
answer,” said Mrs. Clifford, smiling, “I
should say both your teachers are quite right.
You should ’get the sense of it,’ as Horace
says, and after that commit the verses.”
“But, ma, do you think Horace
should say ‘heap,’ and ‘no account,’
and such words?”
“It would certainly please me,”
said Mrs. Clifford, “if he would try to speak
more correctly. My little boy knows how much I
dislike some of his expressions.”
“There, Horace,” cried
Grace, triumphantly, “I always said you talked
just like the Dutch boys; and it’s very, very
improper!”
But just then it became evident that
the molasses was boiled enough, for Barbara poured
it into a large buttered platter, and set it out of
doors to cool. After this, the children could
do nothing but watch the candy till it was ready to
pull.
Then there was quite a bustle to find
an apron for Horace, and to make sure that his little
stained hands were “spandy clean,” and
“fluffed” all over with flour, from his
wrists to the tips of his fingers. Grace said
she wished it wasn’t so much trouble to attend
to boys; and, after all, Horace only pulled a small
piece of the candy, and dropped half of that on the
nice white floor.
Barbara did the most of the pulling.
She was quite a sculptor when she had plastic candy
in her hands. Some of it she cut into sticks,
and some she twisted into curious images, supposed
to be boys and girls, horses and sheep.
After Grace and Horace had eaten several
of the “boys and girls,” to say nothing
of “handled baskets,” and “gentlemen’s
slippers,” Barbara thought it high time they
were “sound abed and asleep.”
So now, as they go up stairs, we will
wish them a good night and pleasant dreams.