"This,” said the Franciscan,
“is my Automaton, who at the proper time will
speak, answer whatsoever question I may ask, and reveal
all secret knowledge to me.” He smiled
as he laid his hand affectionately on the iron skull
that topped the pedestal.
The youth gazed open-mouthed, first
at the head and then at the Friar. “But
it’s iron!” he whispered. “The
head is iron, good father."
"Iron without, skill within, my
son,” said Roger Bacon. “It will speak,
at the proper time and in its own manner, for so have
I made it. A clever man can twist the devil’s
arts to God’s ends, thereby cheating the fiend Sst!
There sounds vespers! Plena gratia, ave
Virgo ”
But it did not speak. Long
hours, long weeks, the doctor mirabilis
watched his creation, but iron lips were silent
and the iron eyes dull, and no voice but the great
man’s own sounded in his monkish cell, nor was
there ever an answer to all the questions that he asked until
one day when he sat surveying his work, composing
a letter to Duns Scotus in distant Cologne one
day
"Time is!” said the image, and smiled benignly.
The Friar looked up. “Time
is, indeed,” he echoed. “Time it is
that you give utterance, and to some assertion less
obvious than that time is. For of course time
is, else there were nothing at all. Without time “
"Time was!” rumbled the image,
still smiling, but sternly at the statue of Draco.
"Indeed time was,” said the
Monk. “Time was, is, and will be, for time
is that medium in which events occur. Matter exists
in space, but events “
The image smiled no longer.
“Time is past!” it roared in tones deep
as the cathedral bell outside, and burst into ten
thousand pieces.
“There,” said old Haskel
van Manderpootz, shutting the book, “is my classical
authority in this experiment. This story, overlaid
as it is with mediaeval myth and legend, proves that
Roger Bacon himself attempted the experiment and
failed.” He shook a long finger at me.
“Yet do not get the impression, Dixon, that
Friar Bacon was not a great man. He was extremely
great, in fact; he lighted the torch that his namesake
Francis Bacon took up four centuries later, and that
now van Manderpootz rekindles.”
I stared in silence.
“Indeed,” resumed the
Professor, “Roger Bacon might almost be called
a thirteenth century van Manderpootz, or van Manderpootz
a twenty-first century Roger Bacon. His Opus
Majus, Opus Minus, and Opus Tertium ”
“What,” I interrupted
impatiently, “has all this to do with that?”
I indicated the clumsy metal robot standing in the
corner of the laboratory.
“Don’t interrupt!” snapped van Manderpootz.
“I’ll ”
At this point I fell out of my chair.
The mass of metal had ejaculated something like “A-a-gh-rasp”
and had lunged a single pace toward the window, arms
upraised. “What the devil!” I sputtered
as the thing dropped its arms and returned stolidly
to its place.
“A car must have passed in the
alley,” said van Manderpootz indifferently.
“Now as I was saying, Roger Bacon ”
I ceased to listen. When van
Manderpootz is determined to finish a statement, interruptions
are worse than futile. As an ex-student of his,
I know. So I permitted my thoughts to drift to
certain personal problems of my own, particularly
Tips Alva, who was the most pressing problem of the
moment. Yes, I mean Tips Alva the ’vision
dancer, the little blonde imp who entertains on the
Yerba Mate hour for that Brazilian company. Chorus
girls, dancers, and television stars are a weakness
of mine; maybe it indicates that there’s a latent
artistic soul in me. Maybe.
I’m Dixon Wells, you know, scion
of the N. J. Wells Corporation, Engineers Extraordinary.
I’m supposed to be an engineer myself; I say
supposed, because in the seven years since my graduation,
my father hasn’t given me much opportunity to
prove it. He has a strong sense of value of time,
and I’m cursed with the unenviable quality of
being late to anything and for everything. He
even asserts that the occasional designs I submit
are late Jacobean, but that isn’t fair.
They’re Post-Romanesque.
Old N. J. also objects to my penchant
for ladies of the stage and ’vision screen,
and periodically threatens to cut my allowance, though
that’s supposed to be a salary. It’s
inconvenient to be so dependent, and sometimes I regret
that unfortunate market crash of 2009 that wiped out
my own money, although it did keep me from marrying
Whimsy White, and van Manderpootz, through his subjunctivisor,
succeeded in proving that that would have been a catastrophe.
But it turned out nearly as much of a disaster anyway,
as far as my feelings were concerned. It took
me months to forget Joanna Caldwell and her silvery
eyes. Just another instance when I was a little
late.
Van Manderpootz himself is my old
Physics Professor, head of the Department of Newer
Physics at N. Y. U., and a genius, but a bit eccentric.
Judge for yourself.
“And that’s the thesis,”
he said suddenly, interrupting my thoughts.
“Eh? Oh, of course.
But what’s that grinning robot got to do with
it?”
He purpled. “I’ve
just told you!” he roared. “Idiot!
Imbecile! To dream while van Manderpootz talks!
Get out! Get out!”
I got. It was late anyway, so
late that I overslept more than usual in the morning,
and suffered more than the usual lecture on promptness
from my father at the office.
Van Manderpootz had forgotten his
anger by the next time I dropped in for an evening.
The robot still stood in the corner near the window,
and I lost no time asking its purpose.
“It’s just a toy I had
some of the students construct,” he explained.
“There’s a screen of photoelectric cells
behind the right eye, so connected that when a certain
pattern is thrown on them, it activates the mechanism.
The thing’s plugged into the light-circuit, but
it really ought to run on gasoline.”
“Why?”
“Well, the pattern it’s
set for is the shape of an automobile. See here.”
He picked up a card from his desk, and cut in the outlines
of a streamlined car like those of that year.
“Since only one eye is used,” he continued,
“The thing can’t tell the difference between
a full-sized vehicle at a distance and this small
outline nearby. It has no sense of perspective.”
He held the bit of cardboard before
the eye of the mechanism. Instantly came its
roar of “A-a-gh-rasp!” and it leaped
forward a single pace, arms upraised. Van Manderpootz
withdrew the card, and again the thing relapsed stolidly
into its place.
“What the devil!” I exclaimed. “What’s
it for?”
“Does van Manderpootz ever do
work without reason back of it? I use it as a
demonstration in my seminar.”
“To demonstrate what?”
“The power of reason,” said van Manderpootz
solemnly.
“How? And why ought it to work on gasoline
instead of electric power?”
“One question at a time, Dixon.
You have missed the grandeur of van Manderpootz’s
concept. See here, this creature, imperfect as
it is, represents the predatory machine. It is
the mechanical parallel of the tiger, lurking in its
jungle to leap on living prey. This monster’s
jungle is the city; its prey is the unwary machine
that follows the trails called streets. Understand?”
“No.”
“Well, picture this automaton,
not as it is, but as van Manderpootz could make it
if he wished. It lurks gigantic in the shadows
of buildings; it creeps stealthily through dark alleys;
it skulks on deserted streets, with its gasoline engine
purring quietly. Then an unsuspecting
automobile flashes its image on the screen behind its
eyes. It leaps. It seizes its prey, swinging
it in steel arms to its steel jaws. Through the
metal throat of its victim crash steel teeth; the
blood of its prey the gasoline, that is is
drained into its stomach, or its gas-tank. With
renewed strength it flings away the husk and prowls
on to seek other prey. It is the machine-carnivore,
the tiger of mechanics.”
I suppose I stared dumbly. It
occurred to me suddenly that the brain of the great
van Manderpootz was cracking. “What the ?”
I gasped.
“That,” he said blandly,
“is but a concept. I have many another use
for the toy. I can prove anything with it, anything
I wish.”
“You can? Then prove something.”
“Name your proposition, Dixon.”
I hesitated, nonplussed.
“Come!” he said impatiently.
“Look here; I will prove that anarchy is the
ideal government, or that Heaven and Hell are the same
place, or that ”
“Prove that!” I said. “About
Heaven and Hell.”
“Easily. First we will
endow my robot with intelligence. I add a mechanical
memory by means of the old Cushman delayed valve; I
add a mathematical sense with any of the calculating
machines; I give it a voice and a vocabulary with
the magnetic-impulse wire phonograph. Now the
point I make is this: Granted an intelligent machine,
does it not follow that every other machine constructed
like it must have the identical qualities? Would
not each robot given the same insides have exactly
the same character?”
“No!” I snapped.
“Human beings can’t make two machines exactly
alike. There’d be tiny differences; one
would react quicker than others, or one would prefer
Fox Airsplitters as prey, while another reacted most
vigorously to Carnecars. In other words, they’d
have individuality!” I grinned
in triumph.
“My point exactly,” observed
van Manderpootz. “You admit, then, that
this individuality is the result of imperfect workmanship.
If our means of manufacture were perfect, all robots
would be identical, and this individuality would not
exist. Is that true?”
“I suppose so.”
“Then I argue that our own individuality
is due to our falling short of perfection. All
of us even van Manderpootz are
individuals only because we are not perfect.
Were we perfect, each of us would be exactly like
everyone else. True?”
“Uh yes.”
“But Heaven, by definition,
is a place where all is perfect. Therefore, in
Heaven everybody is exactly like everybody else, and
therefore, everybody is thoroughly and completely
bored! There is no torture like boredom, Dixon,
and Well, have I proved my point?”
I was floored. “But about anarchy,
then?” I stammered.
“Simple. Very simple for
van Manderpootz. See here; with a perfect nation that
is, one whose individuals are all exactly alike, which
I have just proved to constitute perfection with
a perfect nation, I repeat, laws and government are
utterly superfluous. If everybody reacts to stimuli
in the same way, laws are quite useless, obviously.
If, for instance, a certain event occurred that might
lead to a declaration of war, why, everybody in such
a nation would vote for war at the same instant.
Therefore government is unnecessary, and therefore
anarchy is the ideal government, since it is the proper
government for a perfect race.” He paused.
“I shall now prove that anarchy is not
the ideal government ”
“Never mind!” I begged.
“Who am I to argue with van Manderpootz?
But is that the whole purpose of this dizzy
robot? Just a basis for logic?” The mechanism
replied with its usual rasp as it leaped toward some
vagrant car beyond the window.
“Isn’t that enough?”
growled van Manderpootz. “However,” his
voice dropped “I have even a greater
destiny in mind. My boy, van Manderpootz has
solved the riddle of the universe!” He paused
impressively. “Well, why don’t you
say something?”
“Uh!” I gasped. “It’s uh marvelous!”
“Not for van Manderpootz,” he said modestly.
“But what is it?”
“Eh Oh!” He
frowned. “Well, I’ll tell you, Dixon.
You won’t understand, but I’ll tell you.”
He coughed. “As far back as the early twentieth
century,” he resumed, “Einstein proved
that energy is particular. Matter is also particular,
and now van Manderpootz adds that space and time are
discrete!” He glared at me.
“Energy and matter are particular,”
I murmured, “and space and time are discrete!
How very moral of them!”
“Imbecile!” he blazed.
“To pun on the words of van Manderpootz!
You know very well that I mean particular and discrete
in the physical sense. Matter is composed of
particles, therefore it is particular. The particles
of matter are called electrons, protons, and neutrons,
and those of energy, quanta. I now add two others,
the particles of space I call spations, those of time,
chronons.”
“And what in the devil,”
I asked, “are particles of space and time?”
“Just what I said!” snapped
van Manderpootz. “Exactly as the particles
of matter are the smallest pieces of matter that can
exist, just as there is no such thing as a half of
an electron, or for that matter, half a quantum, so
the chronon is the smallest possible fragment of time,
and the spation the smallest possible bit of space.
Neither time nor space is continuous; each is composed
of these infinitely tiny fragments.”
“Well, how long is a chronon
in time? How big is a spation in space?”
“Van Manderpootz has even measured
that. A chronon is the length of time it takes
one quantum of energy to push one electron from one
electronic orbit to the next. There can obviously
be no shorter interval of time, since an electron
is the smallest unit of matter and the quantum the
smallest unit of energy. And a spation is the
exact volume of a proton. Since nothing smaller
exists, that is obviously the smallest unit of space.”
“Well, look here,” I argued.
“Then what’s in between these particles
of space and time? If time moves, as you say,
in jerks of one chronon each, what’s between
the jerks?”
“Ah!” said the great van
Manderpootz. “Now we come to the heart of
the matter. In between the particles of space
and time, must obviously be something that is neither
space, time, matter, nor energy. A hundred years
ago Shapley anticipated van Manderpootz in a vague
way when he announced his cosmo-plasma, the great
underlying matrix in which time and space and the
universe are embedded. Now van Manderpootz announces
the ultimate unit, the universal particle, the focus
in which matter, energy, time, and space meet, the
unit from which electrons, protons, neutrons, quanta,
spations, and chronons are all constructed. The
riddle of the universe is solved by what I have chosen
to name the cosmon.” His blue eyes bored
into me.
“Magnificent!” I said
feebly, knowing that some such word was expected.
“But what good is it?”
“What good is it?” he
roared. “It provides or will
provide, once I work out a few details the
means of turning energy into time, or space into matter,
or time into space, or ” He sputtered
into silence. “Fool!” he muttered.
“To think that you studied under the tutelage
of van Manderpootz. I blush; I actually blush!”
One couldn’t have told it if
he were blushing. His face was always rubicund
enough. “Colossal!” I said hastily.
“What a mind!”
That mollified him. “But
that’s not all,” he proceeded. “Van
Manderpootz never stops short of perfection.
I now announce the unit particle of thought the
psychon!”
This was a little too much. I simply stared.
“Well may you be dumbfounded,”
said van Manderpootz. “I presume you are
aware, by hearsay at least, of the existence of thought.
The psychon, the unit of thought, is one electron
plus one proton, which are bound so as to form one
neutron, embedded in one cosmon, occupying a volume
of one spation, driven by one quantum for a period
of one chronon. Very obvious; very simple.”
“Oh, very!” I echoed.
“Even I can see that that equals one psychon.”
He beamed. “Excellent! Excellent!”
“And what,” I asked, “will you do
with the psychons?”
“Ah,” he rumbled.
“Now we go even past the heart of the
matter, and return to Isaak here.” He jammed
a thumb toward the robot. “Here I will
create Roger Bacon’s mechanical head. In
the skull of this clumsy creature will rest such intelligence
as not even van Manderpootz I should say,
as only van Manderpootz can conceive.
It remains merely to construct my idealizator.”
“Your idealizator?”
“Of course. Have I not
just proven that thoughts are as real as matter, energy,
time, or space? Have I not just demonstrated that
one can be transformed, through the cosmon, into any
other? My idealizator is the means of transforming
psychons to quanta, just as, for instance, a Crookes
tube or X-ray tube transforms matter to electrons.
I will make your thoughts visible! And not your
thoughts as they are in that numb brain of yours,
but in ideal form. Do you see? The
psychons of your mind are the same as those from any
other mind, just as all electrons are identical, whether
from gold or iron. Yes! Your psychons” his
voice quavered “are identical with
those from the mind of van Manderpootz!”
He paused, shaken.
“Actually?” I gasped.
“Actually. Fewer in number,
of course, but identical. Therefore, my idealizator
shows your thought released from the impress of your
personality. It shows it ideal!”
Well, I was late to the office again.
A week later I thought of van Manderpootz.
Tips was on tour somewhere, and I didn’t dare
take anyone else out because I’d tried it once
before and she’d heard about it. So, with
nothing to do, I finally dropped around to the professor’s
quarter, found him missing, and eventually located
him in his laboratory at the Physics Building.
He was puttering around the table that had once held
that damned subjunctivisor of his, but now it supported
an indescribable mess of tubes and tangled wires,
and as its most striking feature, a circular plane
mirror etched with a grating of delicately scratched
lines.
“Good evening, Dixon,” he rumbled.
I echoed his greeting. “What’s that?”
I asked.
“My idealizator. A rough
model, much too clumsy to fit into Isaak’s iron
skull. I’m just finishing it to try it out.”
He turned glittering blue eyes on me. “How
fortunate that you’re here. It will save
the world a terrible risk.”
“A risk?”
“Yes. It is obvious that
too long an exposure to the device will extract too
many psychons, and leave the subject’s mind in
a sort of moronic condition. I was about to accept
the risk, but I see now that it would be woefully
unfair to the world to endanger the mind of van Manderpootz.
But you are at hand, and will do very well.”
“Oh, no I won’t!”
“Come, come!” he said,
frowning. “The danger is negligible.
In fact, I doubt whether the device will be able to
extract any psychons from your mind.
At any rate, you will be perfectly safe for a period
of at least half an hour. I, with a vastly more
productive mind, could doubtless stand the strain
indefinitely, but my responsibility to the world is
too great to chance it until I have tested the machine
on someone else. You should be proud of the honor.”
“Well, I’m not!”
But my protest was feeble, and after all, despite his
overbearing mannerisms, I knew van Manderpootz liked
me, and I was positive he would not have exposed me
to any real danger. In the end I found myself
seated before the table facing the etched mirror.
“Put your face against the barrel,”
said van Manderpootz, indicating a stove-pipe-like
tube. “That’s merely to cut off extraneous
sights, so that you can see only the mirror.
Go ahead, I tell you! It’s no more than
the barrel of a telescope or microscope.”
I complied. “Now what?” I asked.
“What do you see?”
“My own face in the mirror.”
“Of course. Now I start
the reflector rotating.” There was a faint
whir, and the mirror was spinning smoothly, still
with only a slightly blurred image of myself.
“Listen, now,” continued van Manderpootz.
“Here is what you are to do. You will think
of a generic noun. ‘House,’ for instance.
If you think of house, you will see, not an individual
house, but your ideal house, the house of all your
dreams and desires. If you think of a horse,
you will see what your mind conceives as the perfect
horse, such a horse as dream and longing create.
Do you understand? Have you chosen a topic?”
“Yes.” After all,
I was only twenty-eight; the noun I had chosen was girl.
“Good,” said the professor. “I
turn on the current.”
There was a blue radiance behind the
mirror. My own face still stared back at me from
the spinning surface, but something was forming behind
it, building up, growing. I blinked; when I focused
my eyes again, it was she was there.
Lord! I can’t begin to
describe her. I don’t even know if I saw
her clearly the first time. It was like looking
into another world and seeing the embodiment of all
longings, dreams, aspirations, and ideals. It
was so poignant a sensation that it crossed the borderline
into pain. It was well, exquisite
torture or agonized delight. It was at once unbearable
and irresistible.
But I gazed. I had to. There
was a haunting familiarity about the impossibly beautiful
features. I had seen the face somewhere sometime.
In dreams? No; I realized suddenly what was the
source of that familiarity. This was no living
woman, but a synthesis. Her nose was the tiny,
impudent one of Whimsy White at her loveliest moment;
her lips were the perfect bow of Tips Alva; her silvery
eyes and dusky velvet hair were those of Joan Caldwell.
But the aggregate, the sum total, the face in the
mirror that was none of these; it was a
face impossibly, incredibly, outrageously beautiful.
Only her face and throat were visible,
and the features were cool, expressionless, and still
as a carving. I wandered suddenly if she could
smile, and with the thought, she did. If she had
been beautiful before, now her beauty flamed to such
a pitch that it was well, insolent; it
was an affront to be so lovely; it was insulting.
I felt a wild surge of anger that the image before
me should flaunt such beauty, and yet be non-existent!
It was deception, cheating, fraud, a promise that
could never be fulfilled.
Anger died in the depths of that fascination.
I wondered what the rest of her was like, and instantly
she moved gracefully back until her full figure was
visible. I must be a prude at heart, for she wasn’t
wearing the usual cuirass-and-shorts of that year,
but an iridescent four-paneled costume that all but
concealed her dainty knees. But her form was
slim and erect as a column of cigarette smoke in still
air, and I knew that she could dance like a fragment
of mist on water. And with that thought she did
move, dropping in a low curtsy, and looking up with
the faintest possible flush crimsoning the curve of
her throat. Yes, I must be a prude at heart;
despite Tips Alva and Whimsy White and the rest, my
ideal was modest.
It was unbelievable that the mirror
was simply giving back my thoughts. She seemed
as real as myself, and after all I
guess she was. As real as myself, no more, no
less, because she was part of my own mind. And
at this point I realized that van Manderpootz was
shaking me and bellowing, “Your time’s
up. Come out of it! Your half-hour’s
up!”
He must have switched off the current.
The image faded, and I took my face from the tube,
dropping it on my arms.
“O-o-o-o-o-oh!” I groaned.
“How do you feel?” he snapped.
“Feel? All right physically.”
I looked up.
Concern flickered in his blue eyes.
“What’s the cube root of 4913?” he
crackled sharply.
I’ve always been quick at figures.
“It’s uh 17,”
I returned dully. “Why the devil ?”
“You’re all right mentally,”
he announced. “Now why were you
sitting there like a dummy for half an hour?
My idealizator must have worked, as is only natural
for a van Manderpootz creation, but what were you
thinking of?”
“I thought I thought of ’girl’,”
I groaned.
He snorted. “Hah!
You would, you idiot! ‘House’ or ‘horse’
wasn’t good enough; you had to pick something
with emotional connotations. Well, you can start
right in forgetting her, because she doesn’t
exist.”
I couldn’t give up hope, as
easily as that. “But can’t you can’t
you ?” I didn’t even know what I
meant to ask.
“Van Manderpootz,” he
announced, “is a mathematician, not a magician.
Do you expect me to materialize an ideal for you?”
When I had no reply but a groan, he continued.
“Now I think it safe enough to try the device
myself. I shall take let’s see the
thought ‘man.’ I shall see what the
superman looks like, since the ideal of van Manderpootz
can be nothing less than superman.” He
seated himself. “Turn that switch,”
he said. “Now!”
I did. The tubes glowed into
low blue light. I watched dully, disinterestedly;
nothing held any attraction for me after that image
of the ideal.
“Huh!” said van Manderpootz
suddenly. “Turn it on, I say! I see
nothing but my own reflection.”
I stared, then burst into a hollow
laugh. The mirror was spinning; the banks of
tubes were glowing; the device was operating.
Van Manderpootz raised his face, a
little redder than usual. I laughed half hysterically.
“After all,” he said huffily, “one
might have a lower ideal of man than van Manderpootz.
I see nothing nearly so humorous as your situation.”
The laughter died. I went miserably
home, spent half the remainder of the night in morose
contemplation, smoked nearly two packs of cigarettes,
and didn’t get to the office at all the next
day.
Tips Alva got back to town for a week-end
broadcast, but I didn’t even bother to see her,
just phoned her and told her I was sick. I guess
my face lent credibility to the story, for she was
duly sympathetic, and her face in the phone screen
was quite anxious. Even at that, I couldn’t
keep my eyes away from her lips because, except for
a bit too lustrous make-up, they were the lips of
the ideal. But they weren’t enough; they
just weren’t enough.
Old N. J. began to worry again.
I couldn’t sleep late of mornings any more,
and after missing that one day, I kept getting down
earlier and earlier until one morning I was only ten
minutes late. He called me in at once.
“Look here, Dixon,” he
said. “Have you been to a doctor recently?”
“I’m not sick,” I said listlessly.
“Then for Heaven’s sake,
marry the girl! I don’t care what chorus
she kicks in, marry her and act like a human being
again.”
“I can’t.”
“Oh. She’s already married, eh?”
Well, I couldn’t tell him she
didn’t exist. I couldn’t say I was
in love with a vision, a dream, an ideal. He
thought I was a little crazy, anyway, so I just muttered
“Yeah,” and didn’t argue when he
said gruffly: “Then you’ll get over
it. Take a vacation. Take two vacations.
You might as well for all the good you are around here.”
I didn’t leave New York; I lacked
the energy. I just mooned around the city for
a while, avoiding my friends, and dreaming of the impossible
beauty of the face in the mirror. And by and by
the longing to see that vision of perfection once
more began to become overpowering. I don’t
suppose anyone except me can understand the lure of
that memory; the face, you see, had been my ideal,
my concept of perfection. One sees beautiful
women here and there in the world; one falls in love,
but always, no matter how great their beauty or how
deep one’s love, they fall short in some degree
of the secret vision of the ideal. But not the
mirrored face; she was my ideal, and therefore, whatever
imperfections she might have had in the minds of others,
in my eyes she had none. None, that is, save
the terrible one of being only an ideal, and therefore
unattainable but that is a fault inherent
in all perfection.
It was a matter of days before I yielded.
Common sense told me it was futile, even foolhardy,
to gaze again on the vision of perfect desirability.
I fought against the hunger, but I fought hopelessly,
and was not at all surprised to find myself one evening
rapping on van Manderpootz’s door in the University
Club. He wasn’t there; I’d been hoping
he wouldn’t be, since it gave me an excuse to
seek him in his laboratory in the Physics Building,
to which I would have dragged him anyway.
There I found him, writing some sort
of notations on the table that held the idealizator.
“Hello, Dixon,” he said. “Did
it ever occur to you that the ideal university cannot
exist? Naturally not since it must be composed
of perfect students and perfect educators, in which
case the former could have nothing to learn and the
latter, therefore, nothing to teach.”
What interest had I in the perfect
university and its inability to exist? My whole
being was desolate over the non-existence of another
ideal. “Professor,” I said tensely,
“may I use that that thing of yours
again? I want to uh see
something.”
My voice must have disclosed the situation,
for van Manderpootz looked up sharply. “So!”
he snapped. “So you disregarded my advice!
Forget her, I said. Forget her because she doesn’t
exist.”
“But I can’t! Once more,
Professor only once more!”
He shrugged, but his blue, metallic
eyes were a little softer than usual. After all,
for some inconceivable reason, he likes me. “Well,
Dixon,” he said, “you’re of age and
supposed to be of mature intelligence. I tell
you that this is a very stupid request, and van Manderpootz
always knows what he’s talking about. If
you want to stupefy yourself with the opium of impossible
dreams, go ahead. This is the last chance you’ll
have, for tomorrow the idealizator of van Manderpootz
goes into the Bacon head of Isaak there. I shall
shift the oscillators so that the psychons, instead
of becoming light quanta, emerge as an electron flow a
current which will actuate Isaak’s vocal apparatus
and come out as speech.” He paused musingly.
“Van Manderpootz will hear the voice of the
ideal. Of course Isaak can return only what psychons
he receives from the brain of the operator, but just
as the image in the mirror, the thoughts will have
lost their human impress, and the words will be those
of an ideal.” He perceived that I wasn’t
listening, I suppose. “Go ahead, imbecile!”
he grunted.
I did. The glory that I hungered
after flamed slowly into being, incredible in loveliness,
and somehow, unbelievably, even more beautiful than
on that other occasion. I know why now; long afterwards,
van Manderpootz explained that the very fact that
I had seen an ideal once before had altered my ideal,
raised it to a higher level. With that face among
my memories, my concept of perfection was different
than it had been.
So I gazed and hungered. Readily
and instantly the being in the mirror responded to
my thoughts with smile and movement. When I thought
of love, her eyes blazed with such tenderness that
it seemed as if I I, Dixon Wells were
part of those pairs who had made the great romances
of the world, Heloise and Abelard, Tristram and Isolde,
Aucassin and Nicolette. It was like the thrust
of a dagger to feel van Manderpootz shaking me, to
hear his gruff voice calling, “Out of it!
Out of it! Time’s up.”
I groaned and dropped my face on my
hands. The Professor had been right, of course;
this insane repetition had only intensified an unfulfillable
longing, and had made a bad mess ten times as bad.
Then I heard him muttering behind me. “Strange!”
he murmured. “In fact, fantastic.
Oedipus oedipus of the magazine covers and
billboards.”
I looked dully around. He was
standing behind me, squinting, apparently, into the
spinning mirror beyond the end of the black tube.
“Huh?” I grunted wearily.
“That face,” he said.
“Very queer. You must have seen her features
on a hundred magazines, on a thousand billboards,
on countless ’vision broadcasts. The oedipus
complex in a curious form.”
“Eh? Could you see her?”
“Of course!” he grunted.
“Didn’t I say a dozen times that the psychons
are transmuted to perfectly ordinary quanta of visible
light? If you could see her, why not I?”
“But what about billboards and all?”
“That face,” said the
professor slowly. “It’s somewhat idealized,
of course, and certain details are wrong. Her
eyes aren’t that pallid silver-blue you imagined;
they’re green sea-green, emerald colored.”
“What the devil,” I asked
hoarsely, “are you talking about?”
“About the face in the mirror.
It happens to be, Dixon, a close approximation of
the features of de Lisle d’Agrion, the Dragon
Fly!”
“You mean she’s real?
She exists? She lives? She ”
“Wait a moment, Dixon.
She’s real enough, but in accordance with your
habit, you’re a little late. About twenty-five
years too late, I should say. She must now be
somewhere in the fifties let’s see fifty-three,
I think. But during your very early childhood,
you must have seen her face pictured everywhere, de
Lisle d’Agrion, the Dragon Fly.”
I could only gulp. That blow was devastating.
“You see,” continued van
Manderpootz, “one’s ideals are implanted
very early. That’s why you continually
fall in love with girls who possess one or another
feature that reminds you of her, her hair, her nose,
her mouth, her eyes. Very simple, but rather
curious.”
“Curious!” I blazed.
“Curious, you say! Everytime I look into
one of your damned contraptions I find myself in love
with a myth! A girl who’s dead, or married,
or unreal, or turned into an old woman! Curious,
eh? Damned funny, isn’t it?”
“Just a moment,” said
the professor placidly. “It happens, Dixon,
that she has a daughter. What’s more, Denise
resembles her mother. And what’s still
more, she’s arriving in New York next week to
study American letters at the University here.
She writes, you see.”
That was too much for immediate comprehension.
“How how do you know?” I gasped.
It was one of the few times I have
seen the colossal blandness of van Manderpootz ruffled.
He reddened a trifle, and said slowly, “It also
happens, Dixon, that many years ago in Amsterdam, Haskel
van Manderpootz and de Lisle d’Agrion were very
friendly more than friendly, I might say,
but for the fact that two such powerful personalities
as the Dragon Fly and van Manderpootz were always
at odds.” He frowned. “I was
almost her second husband. She’s had seven,
I believe; Denise is the daughter of her third.”
“Why why is she coming here?”
“Because,” he said with
dignity, “van Manderpootz is here. I am
still a friend of de Lisle’s.” He
turned and bent over the complex device on the table.
“Hand me that wrench,” he ordered.
“Tonight I dismantle this, and tomorrow start
reconstructing it for Isaak’s head.”
But when, the following week, I rushed
eagerly back to van Manderpootz’s laboratory,
the idealizator was still in place. The professor
greeted me with a humorous twist to what was visible
of his bearded mouth. “Yes, it’s
still here,” he said, gesturing at the device.
“I’ve decided to build an entirely new
one for Isaak, and besides, this one has afforded
me considerable amusement. Furthermore, in the
words of Oscar Wilde, who am I to tamper with a work
of genius. After all, the mechanism is the product
of the great van Manderpootz.”
He was deliberately tantalizing me.
He knew that I hadn’t come to hear him discourse
on Isaak, or even on the incomparable van Manderpootz.
Then he smiled and softened, and turned to the little
inner office adjacent, the room where Isaak stood
in metal austerity. “Denise!” he
called, “come here.”
I don’t know exactly what I
expected, but I do know that the breath left me as
the girl entered. She wasn’t exactly my
image of the ideal, of course; she was perhaps the
merest trifle slimmer, and her eyes well,
they must have been much like those of de Lisle d’Agrion,
for they were the clearest emerald I’ve ever
seen. They were impudently direct eyes, and I
could imagine why van Manderpootz and the Dragon Fly
might have been forever quarreling; that was easy
to imagine, looking into the eyes of the Dragon Fly’s
daughter.
Nor was Denise, apparently, quite
as femininely modest as my image of perfection.
She wore the extremely unconcealing costume of the
day, which covered, I suppose, about as much of her
as one of the one-piece swimming suits of the middle
years of the twentieth century. She gave an impression,
not so much of fleeting grace as of litheness and supple
strength, an air of independence, frankness, and I
say it again impudence.
“Well!” she said coolly
as van Manderpootz presented me. “So you’re
the scion of the N. J. Wells Corporation. Every
now and then your escapades enliven the Paris Sunday
supplements. Wasn’t it you who snared a
million dollars in the market so you could ask Whimsy
White ?”
I flushed. “That was greatly
exaggerated,” I said hastily, “and anyway
I lost it before we uh before
I ”
“Not before you made somewhat
of a fool of yourself, I believe,” she finished
sweetly.
Well, that’s the sort she was.
If she hadn’t been so infernally lovely, if
she hadn’t looked so much like the face in the
mirror, I’d have flared up, said “Pleased
to have met you,” and never have seen her again.
But I couldn’t get angry, not when she had the
dusky hair, the perfect lips, the saucy nose of the
being who to me was ideal.
So I did see her again, and several
times again. In fact, I suppose I occupied most
of her time between the few literary courses she was
taking, and little by little I began to see that in
other respects besides the physical she was not so
far from my ideal. Beneath her impudence was
honesty, and frankness, and, despite herself, sweetness,
so that even allowing for the head-start I’d
had, I fell in love pretty hastily. And what’s
more, I knew she was beginning to reciprocate.
That was the situation when I called
for her one noon and took her over to van Manderpootz’s
laboratory. We were to lunch with him at the
University Club, but we found him occupied in directing
some experiment in the big laboratory beyond his personal
one, untangling some sort of mess that his staff had
blundered into. So Denise and I wandered back
into the smaller room, perfectly content to be alone
together. I simply couldn’t feel hungry
in her presence; just talking to her was enough of
a substitute for food.
“I’m going to be a good
writer,” she was saying musingly. “Some
day, Dick, I’m going to be famous.”
Well, everyone knows how correct that
prediction was. I agreed with her instantly.
She smiled. “You’re nice, Dick,”
she said. “Very nice.”
“Very?”
“Very!” she said
emphatically. Then her green eyes strayed over
to the table that held the idealizator. “What
crack-brained contraption of Uncle Haskel’s
is that?” she asked.
I explained, rather inaccurately,
I’m afraid, but no ordinary engineer can follow
the ramifications of a van Manderpootz conception.
Nevertheless, Denise caught the gist of it and her
eyes glowed emerald fire.
“It’s fascinating!”
she exclaimed. She rose and moved over to the
table. “I’m going to try it.”
“Not without the professor,
you won’t! It might be dangerous.”
That was the wrong thing to say.
The green eyes glowed brighter as she cast me a whimsical
glance. “But I am,” she said.
“Dick, I’m going to see my
ideal man!” She laughed softly.
I was panicky. Suppose her ideal
turned out tall and dark and powerful, instead of
short and sandy-haired and a bit well, chubby,
as I am. “No!” I said vehemently.
“I won’t let you!”
She laughed again. I suppose
she read my consternation, for she said softly, “Don’t
be silly, Dick.” She sat down, placed her
face against the opening of the barrel, and commanded.
“Turn it on.”
I couldn’t refuse her.
I set the mirror whirling, then switched on the bank
of tubes. Then immediately I stepped behind her,
squinting into what was visible of the flashing mirror,
where a face was forming, slowly vaguely.
I thrilled. Surely the hair of
the image was sandy. I even fancied now that
I could trace a resemblance to my own features.
Perhaps Denise sensed something similar, for she suddenly
withdrew her eyes from the tube and looked up with
a faintly embarrassed flush, a thing most unusual
for her.
“Ideals are dull!” she
said. “I want a real thrill. Do you
know what I’m going to see? I’m going
to visualize ideal horror. That’s what I’ll
do. I’m going to see absolute horror!”
“Oh, no you’re not!”
I gasped. “That’s a terribly dangerous
idea.” Off in the other room I heard the
voice of van Manderpootz, “Dixon!”
“Dangerous bosh!”
Denise retorted. “I’m a writer, Dick.
All this means to me is material. It’s
just experience, and I want it.”
Van Manderpootz again. “Dixon!
Dixon! Come here.” I said, “Listen,
Denise. I’ll be right back. Don’t
try anything until I’m here please!”
I dashed into the big laboratory.
Van Manderpootz was facing a cowed group of assistants,
quite apparently in extreme awe of the great man.
“Hah, Dixon!” he rasped.
“Tell these fools what an Emmerich valve is,
and why it won’t operate in a free electronic
stream. Let ’em see that even an ordinary
engineer knows that much.”
Well, an ordinary engineer doesn’t,
but it happened that I did. Not that I’m
particularly exceptional as an engineer, but I did
happen to know that because a year or two before I’d
done some work on the big tidal turbines up in Maine,
where they have to use Emmerich valves to guard against
electrical leakage from the tremendous potentials in
their condensers. So I started explaining, and
van Manderpootz kept interpolating sarcasms about
his staff, and when I finally finished, I suppose
I’d been in there about half an hour. And
then I remembered Denise!
I left van Manderpootz staring as
I rushed back, and sure enough, there was the girl
with her face pressed against the barrel, and her hands
gripping the table edge. Her features were hidden,
of course, but there was something about her strained
position, her white knuckles
“Denise!” I yelled. “Are you
all right? Denise!”
She didn’t move. I stuck
my face in between the mirror and the end of the barrel
and peered up the tube at her visage, and what I saw
left me all but stunned. Have you ever seen stark,
mad, infinite terror on a human face? That was
what I saw in Denise’s inexpressible,
unbearable horror, worse than the fear of death could
ever be. Her green eyes were widened so that
the whites showed around them; her perfect lips were
contorted, her whole face strained into a mask of sheer
terror.
I rushed for the switch, but in passing
I caught a single glimpse of of what showed
in the mirror. Incredible! Obscene, terror-laden,
horrifying things there just aren’t
words for them. There are no words.
Denise didn’t move as the tubes
darkened. I raised her face from the barrel and
when she glimpsed me she moved. She flung herself
out of that chair and away, facing me with such mad
terror that I halted.
“Denise!” I cried. “It’s
just Dick. Look, Denise!”
But as I moved toward her, she uttered
a choking scream, her eyes dulled, her knees gave,
and she fainted. Whatever she had seen, it must
have been appalling to the uttermost, for Denise was
not the sort to faint.
It was a week later that I sat facing
van Manderpootz in his little inner office. The
grey metal figure of Isaak was missing, and the table
that had held the idealizator was empty.
“Yes,” said van Manderpootz.
“I’ve dismantled it. One of van Manderpootz’s
few mistakes was to leave it around where a pair of
incompetents like you and Denise could get to it.
It seems that I continually overestimate the intelligence
of others. I suppose I tend to judge them by
the brain of van Manderpootz.”
I said nothing. I was thoroughly
disheartened and depressed, and whatever the professor
said about my lack of intelligence, I felt it justified.
“Hereafter,” resumed van
Manderpootz, “I shall credit nobody except myself
with intelligence, and will doubtless be much more
nearly correct.” He waved a hand at Isaak’s
vacant corner. “Not even the Bacon head,”
he continued. “I’ve abandoned that
project, because, when you come right down to it,
what need has the world of a mechanical brain when
it already has that of van Manderpootz?”
“Professor,” I burst out
suddenly, “why won’t they let me see Denise?
I’ve been at the hospital every day, and they
let me into her room just once just once,
and that time she went right into a fit of hysterics.
Why? Is she ?” I gulped.
“She’s recovering nicely, Dixon.”
“Then why can’t I see her?”
“Well,” said van Manderpootz
placidly, “it’s like this. You see,
when you rushed into the laboratory there, you made
the mistake of pushing your face in front of the barrel.
She saw your features right in the midst of all those
horrors she had called up. Do you see? From
then on your face was associated in her mind with
the whole hell’s brew in the mirror. She
can’t even look at you without seeing all of
it again.”
“Good God!”
I gasped. “But she’ll get over it,
won’t she? She’ll forget that part
of it?”
“The young psychiatrist who
attends her a bright chap, by the way, with
a number of my own ideas believes she’ll
be quite over it in a couple of months. But personally,
Dixon, I don’t think she’ll ever welcome
the sight of your face, though I myself have seen
uglier visages somewhere or other.”
I ignored that. “Lord!”
I groaned. “What a mess!” I rose to
depart, and then then I knew what inspiration
means!
“Listen!” I said, spinning
back. “Listen, professor! Why can’t
you get her back here and let her visualize the ideally
beautiful? And then I’ll I’ll
stick my face into that!” Enthusiasm grew.
“It can’t fail!” I cried. “At
the worst, it’ll cancel that other memory.
It’s marvelous!”
“But as usual,” said van Manderpootz,
“a little late.”
“Late? Why? You can
put up your idealizator again. You’d do
that much, wouldn’t you?”
“Van Manderpootz,” he
observed, “is the very soul of generosity.
I’d do it gladly, but it’s still a little
late, Dixon. You see, she married the bright
young psychiatrist this noon.”
Well, I’ve a date with Tips
Alva tonight, and I’m going to be late for it,
just as late as I please. And then I’m going
to do nothing but stare at her lips all evening.