In the summer of the year 1608, determining
to take up my abode, when not in Paris, at Villebon,
where I had lately enlarged my property, I went thither
from Rouen with my wife, to superintend the building
and mark out certain plantations which I projected.
As the heat that month was great, and the dust of
the train annoying, I made each stage in the evening
and on horseback, leaving my wife to proceed at her
leisure. In this way I was able, by taking rough
paths, to do in two or three hours a distance which
her coaches had scarcely covered in the day; but on
the third evening, intending to make a short cut by
a ford on the Vaucouleurs, I found, to my chagrin,
the advantage on the other side, the ford, when I
reached it at sunset, proving impracticable.
As there was every prospect, however, that the water
would fall within a few hours, I determined not to
retrace my steps; but to wait where I was until morning,
and complete my journey to Houdan in the early hours.
There was a poor inn near the ford,
a mere hovel of wood on a brick foundation, yet with
two storeys. I made my way to this with Maignan
and La Trape, who formed, with two grooms, my only
attendance; but on coming near the house, and looking
about with a curious eye, I remarked something which
fixed my attention, and, for the moment, brought me
to a halt. This was the spectacle of three horses,
of fair quality, feeding in a field of growing corn,
which was the only enclosure near the inn. They
were trampling and spoiling more than they ate; and,
supposing that they had strayed into the place, and
the house showing no signs of life, I bade my grooms
fetch them out. The sun was about setting, and
I stood a moment watching the long shadows of the men
as they plodded through the corn, and the attitudes
of the horses as, with heads raised, they looked doubtfully
at the newcomers.
Suddenly a man came round the corner
of the house, and seeing us, and what my men were
doing, began to gesticulate violently, but without
sound. The grooms saw him too, and stood; and
he ran up to my stirrup, his face flushed and sullen.
“Do you want to see us all ruined?”
he muttered. And he begged me to call my men
out of the corn.
“You are more likely to be ruined
that way,” I answered, looking down at him.
“Why, man, is it the custom in your country
to turn horses into the half-ripe corn?”
He shook his fist stealthily.
“God forbid!” he said. “But
the devil is within doors, and we must do his bidding.”
“Ah!” I replied, my curiosity
aroused “I should like to see him.”
The boor shaded his eyes, and looked
at me sulkily from under his matted and tangled hair.
“You are not of his company?” he said
with suspicion.
“I hope not,” I answered,
smiling at his simplicity. “But your corn
is your own. I will call the men out.”
On which I made a sign to them to return. “Now,”
I said, as I walked my horse slowly towards the house,
while he tramped along beside me, “who is within?”
“M. Gringuet,” he said, with another
stealthy gesture.
“Ah!” I said, “I am afraid that
I am no wiser.”
“The tax-gatherer.”
“Oh! And those are his horses?”
He nodded.
“Still, I do not see why they are in the corn?”
“I have no hay.”
“But there is grass.”
“Ay,” the inn-keeper answered bitterly.
“And he said that I might eat
it. It was not good enough for his horses.
They must have hay or corn; and if I had none, so
much the worse for me.”
Full of indignation, I made in my
mind a note of M. Gringuet’s name; but at the
moment I said no more, and we proceeded to the house,
the exterior of which, though meagre, and even miserable,
gave me an impression of neatness. From the
inside, however, a hoarse, continuous noise was issuing,
which resolved itself as we crossed the threshold
into a man’s voice. The speaker was out
of sight, in an upper room to which a ladder gave
access, but his oaths, complaints, and imprecations
almost shook the house. A middle-aged woman,
scantily dressed, was busy on the hearth; but perhaps
that which, next to the perpetual scolding that was
going on above, most took my attention was a great
lump of salt that stood on the table at the woman’s
elbow, and seemed to be evidence of greater luxury
for
the Gabelle had not at that time been reduced
than
I could easily associate with the place.
The roaring and blustering continuing
upstairs, I stood a moment in sheer astonishment.
“Is that M. Gringuet?” I said at last.
The inn-keeper nodded sullenly, while
his wife stared at me. “But what; is the
matter with him?” I said.
“The gout. But for that
he would have been gone these two days to collect
at Le Mesnil.”
“Ah!” I answered, beginning
to understand. “And the salt is for a
bath for his feet, is it?”
The woman nodded.
“Well,” I said, as Maignan
came in with my saddlebags and laid them on the floor,
“he will swear still louder when he gets the
bill, I should think.”
“Bill?” the housewife
answered bitterly, looking up again from her pots.
“A tax-gatherer’s bill? Go to the
dead man and ask for the price of his coffin; or to
the babe for a nurse-fee! You will get paid
as soon. A tax-gatherer’s bill? Be
thankful if he does not take the dish with the sop!”
She spoke plainly; yet I found a clearer
proof of the slavery in which the man held them in
the perfect indifference with which they regarded
my arrival
though a guest with two servants
must have been a rarity in such a place
and
the listless way in which they set about attending
to my wants. Keenly remembering that not long
before this my enemies had striven to prejudice me
in the King’s eyes by alleging that, though I
filled his coffers, I was grinding the poor into the
dust
and even, by my exactions, provoking
a rebellion I was in no mood to look with an indulgent
eye on those who furnished such calumnies with a show
of reason. But it has never been my wont to act
hastily; and while I stood in the middle of the kitchen,
debating whether I should order the servants to fling
the fellow out, and bid him appear before me at Villebon,
or should instead have him brought up there and then,
the man’s coarse voice, which had never ceased
to growl and snarl above us, rose on a sudden still
louder. Something fell on the floor over our
heads and rolled across it; and immediately a young
girl, barefoot and short-skirted, scrambled hurriedly
and blindly down the ladder and landed among us.
She was sobbing, and a little blood
was flowing from a cut in her lip; and she trembled
all over. At sight of the blood and her tears
the woman seemed to be transported. Snatching
up a saucepan, she sprang towards the ladder with
a gesture of rage, and in a moment would have ascended
if her husband had not followed and dragged her back.
The girl also, as soon as she could speak, added
her entreaties to his, while Maignan and La Trape
looked sharply at me, as if they expected a signal.
All this while, the bully above continued
his malédictions. “Send that slut
back to me!” he roared. “Do you
think that I am going to be left alone in this hole?
Send her back, or
” and he added
half-a-dozen oaths of a kind to make an honest man’s
blood boil. In the midst of this, however, and
while the woman was still contending with her husband,
he suddenly stopped and shrieked in anguish, crying
out for the salt-bath.
But the woman, whom her husband had
only half-pacified, shook her fist at the ceiling
with a laugh of defiance. “Shriek; ay,
you may shriek, you wretch!” she cried.
“You must be waited on by my girl, must you
no
older face will do for you
and you beat
her? Your horses must eat corn, must they, while
we eat grass? And we buy salt for you, and wheaten
bread for you, and are beggars for you! For you,
you thieving wretch, who tax the poor and let the
rich go free; who
”
“Silence, woman!” her
husband cried, cutting her short, with a pale face.
“Hush, hush; he will hear you!”
But the woman was too far gone in
rage to obey. “What! and is it not true?”
she answered, her eyes glittering. “Will
he not to-morrow go to Le Mesnil and squeeze the poor?
Ay, and will not Lescauts the corn-dealer, and Philippon
the silk-merchant, come to him with bribes, and go
free? And de Fonvelle and de Curtin
they
with a de, forsooth!
plead their nobility,
and grease his hands, and go free? Ay, and
”
“Silence, woman!” the
man said again, looking apprehensively at me, and
from me to my attendants, who were grinning broadly.
“You do not know that this gentleman is not
”
“A tax-gatherer?” I said,
smiling. “No. But how long has your
friend upstairs been here?”
“Two days, Monsieur,”
she answered, wiping the perspiration from her brow,
and speaking more quietly. “He is talking
of sending on a deputy to Le Mesnil; but Heaven send
he may recover, and go from here himself!”
“Well,” I answered, “at
any rate, we have had enough of this noise. My
servant shall go up and tell him that there is a gentleman
here who cannot put up with a disturbance. Maignan,”
I continued, “see the man, and tell him that
the inn is not his private house, and that he must
groan more softly; but do not mention my name.
And let him have his brine bath, or there will be
no peace for anyone.”
Maignan and La Trape, who knew me,
and had counted on a very different order, stared
at me, wondering at my easiness and complaisance; for
there is a species of tyranny, unassociated with rank,
that even the coarsest view with indignation.
But the woman’s statement, which, despite its
wildness and her excitement, I saw no reason to doubt,
had suggested to me a scheme of punishment more refined;
and which might, at one and the same time, be of profit
to the King’s treasury and a lesson to Gringuet.
To carry it through I had to submit to some inconvenience,
and particularly to a night passed under the same roof
with the rogue; but as the news that a traveller of
consequence was come had the effect, aided by a few
sharp words from Maignan, of lowering his tone, and
forcing him to keep within bounds, I was able to endure
this and overlook the occasional outbursts of spleen
which his disease and pampered temper still drew from
him.
His two men, who had been absent on
an errand at the time of my arrival, presently returned,
and were doubtless surprised to find a second company
in possession. They tried my attendants with
a number of questions, but without success; while
I, by listening while I had my supper, learned more
of their master’s habits and intentions than
they supposed. They suspected nothing, and at
day-break we left them; and, the water having duly
fallen in the night, we crossed the river without
mishap, and for a league pursued our proper road.
Then I halted, and despatching the two grooms to
Houdan with a letter for my wife, I took, myself,
the road to Le Mesnil, which lies about three leagues
to the west.
At a little inn, a league short of
Le Mesnil, I stopped, and instructing my two attendants
in the parts they were to play, prepared, with the
help of the seals, which never left Maignan’s
custody, the papers necessary to enable me to enact
the rôle of Gringuet’s deputy. Though I
had been two or three times to Villebon, I had never
been within two leagues of Le Mesnil, and had no reason
to suppose that I should be recognised; but to lessen
the probability of this I put on a plain suit belonging
to Maignan, with a black-hilted sword, and no ornaments.
I furthermore waited to enter the town until evening,
so that my presence, being reported, might be taken
for granted before I was seen.
In a larger place my scheme must have
miscarried, but in this little town on the hill, looking
over the plain of vineyards and cornfields, with inn,
market-house, and church in the square, and on the
fourth side the open battlements, whence the towers
of Chartres could be seen on a clear day, I looked
to have to do only with small men, and saw no reason
why it should fail.
Accordingly, riding up to the inn
about sunset, I called, with an air, for the landlord.
There were half-a-dozen loungers seated in a row on
a bench before the door, and one of these went in to
fetch him. When the host came out, with his
apron twisted round his waist, I asked him if he had
a room.
“Yes,” he said, shading his eyes to look
at me, “I have.”
“Very well,” I answered
pompously, considering that I had just such an audience
as I desired
by which I mean one that, without
being too critical, would spread the news. “I
am M. Gringuet’s deputy, and I am here with
authority to collect and remit, receive and give receipts
for, his Majesty’s taxes, tolls, and dues, now,
or to be, due and owing. Therefore, my friend,
I will trouble you to show me to my room.”
I thought that this announcement would
impress him as much as I desired; but, to my surprise,
he only stared at me. “Eh!” he
exclaimed at last, in a faltering tone, “M.
Gringuet’s deputy?”
“Yes,” I said, dismounting
somewhat impatiently; “he is ill with the gout
and cannot come.”
“And you
are his deputy?”
“I have said so.”
Still he did not move to do my bidding,
but continued to rub his bald head and stare at me
as if I fascinated him. “Well, I am
I
mean
I think we are full,” he stammered
at last, with his eyes like saucers.
I replied, with some impatience, that
he had just said that he had a room; adding, that
if I was not in it and comfortably settled before
five minutes were up I would know the reason.
I thought that this would settle the matter, whatever
maggot had got into the man’s head; and, in
a way, it did so, for he begged my pardon hastily,
and made way for me to enter, calling, at the same
time, to a lad who was standing by, to attend to the
horses. But when we were inside the door, instead
of showing me through the kitchen to my room, he muttered
something, and hurried away; leaving me to wonder
what was amiss with him, and why the loungers outside,
who had listened with all their ears to our conversation,
had come in after us as far as they dared, and were
regarding us with an odd mixture of suspicion and amusement.
The landlord remained long away, and
seemed, from sounds that came to my ears, to be talking
with someone in a distant room. At length, however,
he returned, bearing a candle and followed by a serving-man.
I asked him roughly why he had been so long, and began
to rate him; but he took the words out of my mouth
by his humility, and going before me through the kitchen
where
his wife and two or three maids who were about the
fire stopped to look at us, with the basting spoons
in their hands
he opened a door which led
again into the outer air.
“It is across the yard,”
he said apologetically, as he went before, and opening
a second door, stood aside for us to enter. “But
it is a good room, and, if you please, a fire shall
be lighted. The shutters are closed,”
he continued, as we passed him, Maignan and La Trape
carrying my baggage, “but they shall be opened.
Hallo! Pierre! Pierre, there! Open
these shut
”
On the word his voice rose
and
broke; and in a moment the door, through which we
had all passed unsuspecting, fell to with a crash
behind us. Before we could move we heard the
bars drop across it. A little before, La Trape
had taken a candle from someone’s hand to light
me the better; and therefore we were not in darkness.
But the light this gave only served to impress on
us what the falling bars and the rising sound of voices
outside had already told us
that we were
outwitted! We were prisoners.
The room in which we stood, looking
foolishly at one another, was a great barn-like chamber,
with small windows high in the unplaistered walls.
A long board set on trestles, and two or three stools
placed round it
on the occasion, perhaps,
of some recent festivity
had for a moment
deceived us, and played the landlord’s game.
In the first shock of the discovery,
hearing the bars drop home, we stood gaping, and wondering
what it meant. Then Maignan, with an oath, sprang
to the door and tried it
fruitlessly.
I joined him more at my leisure, and
raising my voice, asked angrily what this folly meant.
“Open the door there! Do you hear, landlord?”
I cried.
No one moved, though Maignan continued
to rattle the door furiously.
“Do you hear?” I repeated,
between anger and amazement at the fix in which we
had placed ourselves. “Open!”
But, although the murmur of voices
outside the door grew louder, no one answered, and
I had time to take in the full absurdity of the position;
to measure the height; of the windows with my eye and
plumb the dark shadows under the rafters, where the
feebler rays of our candle lost themselves; to appreciate,
in a word, the extent of our predicament. Maignan
was furious, La Trape vicious, while my own equanimity
scarcely supported me against the thought that we
should probably be where we were until the arrival
of my people, whom I had directed my wife to send
to Le Mesnil at noon next day. Their coming would
free us, indeed, but at the cost of ridicule and laughter.
Never was man worse placed.
Wincing at the thought, I bade Maignan
be silent; and, drumming on the door myself, I called
for the landlord. Someone who had been giving
directions in a tone of great, consequence ceased speaking,
and came close to the door. After listening
a moment, he struck it with his hand.
“Silence, rogues!” he
cried. “Do you hear? Silence there,
unless you want your ears nailed to the post.”
“Fool!” I answered.
“Open the door instantly! Are you all
mad here, that you shut up the King’s servants
in this way?”
“The King’s servants!”
he cried, jeering at us. “Where are they?”
“Here!” I answered, swallowing
my rage as well as I might. “I am M. Gringuet’s
deputy, and if you do not this instant
”
“M. Gringuet’s deputy!
Ho! ho!” he said. “Why, you fool,
M. Gringuet’s deputy arrived two hours before
you. You must get up a little earlier another
time. They are poor tricksters who are too late
for the fair. And now be silent, and it may save
you a stripe or two to-morrow.”
There are situations in which even
the greatest find it hard to maintain their dignity,
and this was one. I looked at Maignan and La
Trape, and they at me, and by the light of the lanthorn
which the latter held I saw that they were smiling,
doubtless at the dilemma in which we had innocently
placed ourselves. But I found nothing to laugh
at in the position; since the people outside might
at any moment leave us where we were to fast until
morning; and, after a moment’s reflection, I
called out to know who the speaker on the other side
was.
“I am M. de Fonvelle,” he answered.
“Well, M. de Fonvelle,”
I replied, “I advise you to have a care what
you do. I am M. Gringuet’s deputy.
The other man is an impostor.”
He laughed.
“He has no papers,” I cried.
“Oh, yes, he has!” he
answered, mocking me. “M. Curtin has
seen them, my fine fellow, and he is not one to pay
money without warrant.”
At this several laughed, and a quavering
voice chimed in with “Oh, yes, he has papers!
I have seen them. Still, in a case
”
“There!” M. Fonvelle
cried, drowning the other’s words. “Now
are you satisfied
you in there?”
But M. Curtin had not done.
“He has papers,” he piped again in his
thin voice.
“Still, M. de Fonvelle, it is well to be cautious,
and
”
“Tut, tut! it is all right.”
“He has papers, but he has no authority!”
I shouted.
“He has seals,” Fonvelle answered.
“It is all right.”
“It is all wrong!” I
retorted. “Wrong, I say! Go to your
man, and you will find him gone
gone with
your money, M. Curtin.”
Two or three laughed, but I heard
the sound of feet hurrying away, and I guessed that
Curtin had retired to satisfy himself. Nevertheless,
the moment which followed was an anxious one, since,
if my random shot missed, I knew that I should find
myself in a worse position than before. But
judging
from the fact that the deputy had
not confronted us himself
that he was an
impostor, to whom Gringuet’s illness had suggested
the scheme on which I had myself hit, I hoped for the
best; and, to be sure, in a moment an outcry arose
in the house and quickly spread. Of those at
the door, some cried to their fellows to hearken,
while others hastened off to see. Yet still a
little time elapsed, during which I burned with impatience;
and then the crowd came trampling back, all wrangling
and speaking at once.
At the door the chattering ceased,
and, a hand being laid on the bar, in a moment the
door was thrown open, and I walked out with what dignity
I might. Outside, the scene which met my eyes
might have been, under other circumstances, diverting.
Before me stood the landlord of the inn, bowing with
a light in each hand, as if the more he bent his backbone
the more he must propitiate me; while a fat, middle-aged
man at his elbow, whom I took to be Fonvelle, smiled
feebly at me with a chapfallen expression. A
little aside, Curtin, a shrivelled old fellow, was
wringing his hands over his loss; and behind and round
these, peeping over their shoulders and staring under
their arms, clustered a curious crowd of busybodies,
who, between amusement at the joke and awe of the
great men, had much ado to control their merriment.
The host began to mutter apologies,
but I cut him short. “I will talk to you
to-morrow!” I said, in a voice which made him
shake in his shoes. “Now give me supper,
lights, and a room
and hurry. For
you, M. Fonvelle, you are an ass! And for the
gentleman there, who has filled the rogue’s
purse, he will do well another time to pay the King
his dues!”
With that I left the two
Fonvelle
purple with indignation, and Curtin with eyes and
mouth agape and tears stayed
and followed
my host to his best room, Maignan and La Trape attending
me with very grim faces. Here the landlord would
have repeated his apologies, but my thoughts beginning
to revert to the purpose which had brought me hither,
I affected to be offended, that, by keeping all at
a distance, I might the more easily preserve my character.
I succeeded so well that, though half
the town, through which the news of my adventure had
spread, as fire spreads in tinder, were assembled
outside the inn until a late hour, no one was admitted
to see me; and when I made my appearance next morning
in the market-place and took my seat, with my two
attendants, at a table by the corn-measures, this
reserve had so far impressed the people that the smiles
which greeted me scarcely exceeded those which commonly
welcome a tax-collector. Some had paid, and,
foreseeing the necessity of paying again, found little
that was diverting in the jest. Others thought
it no laughing matter to pay once; and a few had come
as ill out of the adventure as I had. Under
these circumstances, we quickly settled to work, no
one entertaining the slightest suspicion; and La Trape,
who could accommodate himself to anything, playing
the part of clerk, I was presently receiving money
and hearing excuses; the minute acquaintance with
the routine of the finances, which I had made it my
business to acquire, rendering the work easy to me.
We had not been long engaged, however,
when Fonvelle put in an appearance, and elbowing the
peasants aside, begged to speak with me apart.
I rose and stepped back with him two or three paces;
on which he winked at me in a very knowing fashion,
“I am M. de Fonvelle,” he said.
And he winked again.
“Ah!” I said.
“My name is not in your list.”
“I find it there,” I replied, raising
a hand to my ear.
“Tut, tut! you do not understand,”
he muttered. “Has not Gringuet told you?”
“What?” I said, pretending to be a little
deaf.
“Has not
”
I shook my head.
“Has not Gringuet told you?”
he repeated, reddening with anger; and this time
speaking, on compulsion, so loudly that the peasants
could hear him.
I answered him in the same tone.
“Yes,” I said roundly. “He
has told me; of course, that every year you give him
two hundred livres to omit your name.”
He glanced behind him with an oath.
“Man, are you mad?” he gasped, his jaw
falling. “They will hear you.”
“Yes,” I said loudly, “I mean them
to hear me.”
I do not know what he thought of this
perhaps
that I was mad
but he staggered back from
me, and looked wildly round. Finding everyone
laughing, he looked again at me, but still failed to
understand; on which, with another oath, he turned
on his heel, and forcing his way through the grinning
crowd, was out of sight in a moment.
I was about to return to my seat,
when a pursy, pale-faced man, with small eyes and
a heavy jowl, whom I had before noticed, pushed his
way through the line, and came to me. Though
his neighbours were all laughing he was sober, and
in a moment I understood why.
“I am very deaf,” he said
in a whisper. “My name, Monsieur, is Philippon.
I am a
”
I made a sign to him that I could not hear.
“I am the silk merchant,”
he continued pretty audibly, but with a suspicious
glance behind him. “Probably you have
”
Again I signed to him that I could not hear.
“You have heard of me?”
“From M. Gringuet?” I said very loudly.
“Yes,” he answered in
a similar tone; for, aware that deaf persons cannot
hear their own voices and are seldom able to judge
how loudly they are speaking, I had led him to this.
“And I suppose that you will do as he did?”
“How?” I asked. “In what
way?”
He touched his pocket with a stealthy
gesture, unseen by the people behind him.
Again I made a sign as if I could not hear.
“Take the usual little gift?”
he said, finding himself compelled to speak.
“I cannot hear a word,”
I bellowed. By this time the crowd were shaking
with laughter.
“Accept the usual gift?”
he said, his fat, pale face perspiring, and his little
pig’s eyes regarding me balefully.
“And let you pay one quarter?” I said.
“Yes,” he answered.
But this, and the simplicity with
which he said it, drew so loud a roar of laughter
from the crowd as penetrated even to his dulled senses.
Turning abruptly, as if a bee had stung him, he found
the place convulsed with merriment; and perceiving,
in an instant, that I had played upon him, though
he could not understand how or why, he glared about
him a moment, muttered something which I could not
catch, and staggered away with the gait of a drunken
man.
After this, it was useless to suppose
that I could amuse myself with others. The crowd,
which had never dreamed of such a tax-collector, and
could scarcely believe either eyes or ears, hesitated
to come forward even to pay; and I was considering
what I should do next, when a commotion in one corner
of the square drew my eyes to that quarter. I
looked and saw at first only Curtin. Then, the
crowd dividing and making way for him, I perceived
that he had the real Gringuet with him
Gringuet,
who rode through the market with an air of grim majesty,
with one foot in a huge slipper and eyes glaring with
ill-temper.
Doubtless Curtin, going to him on
the chance of hearing something of the rogue who had
cheated him, had apprised the tax-collector of the
whole matter; for on seeing me in my chair of state,
he merely grinned in a vicious way, and cried to the
nearest not to let me escape. “We have
lost one rogue, but we will hang the other,”
he said. And while the townsfolk stood dumbfounded
round us, he slipped with a groan from his horse,
and bade his two servants seize me.
“And do you,” he called
to the host, “see that you help, my man!
You have harboured him, and you shall pay for it if
he escapes.”
With that he hopped a step nearer;
and then, not dreaming of resistance, sank with another
groan
for his foot was immensely swollen
by the journey
into the chair from which
I had risen.
A glance showed me that, if I would
not be drawn into an unseemly brawl, I must act; and
meeting Maignan’s eager eye fixed upon my face,
I nodded. In a second he seized the unsuspecting
Gringuet by the neck, snatched him up from the chair,
and flung him half-a-dozen paces away. “Lie
there,” he cried, “you insolent rascal!
Who told you to sit before your betters?”
The violence of the action, and Maignan’s
heat, were such that the nearest drew back affrighted;
and even Gringuet’s servants recoiled, while
the market people gasped with astonishment. But
I knew that the respite would last a moment only,
and I stood forward. “Arrest that man,”
I said, pointing to the collector, who was grovelling
on the ground, nursing his foot and shrieking foul
threats at us.
In a second my two men stood over
him. “In the King’s name,”
La Trape cried; “let no man interfere.”
“Raise him up,” I continued,
“and set him before me; and Curtin also, and
Fonvelle, and Philippon; and Lescaut, the corn-dealer,
if he is here.”
I spoke boldly, but I felt some misgiving.
So mighty, however, is the habit of command, that
the crowd, far from resisting, thrust forward the
men I named. Still, I could not count on this
obedience, and it was with pleasure that I saw at
this moment, as I looked over the heads of the crowd,
a body of horsemen entering the square. They
halted an instant, looking at the unusual concourse;
while the townsfolk, interrupted in the middle of
the drama, knew not which way to stare. Then
Boisrueil, seeing me, and that I was holding some sort
of court, spurred his horse through the press, and
saluted me.
“Let half-a-dozen of your varlets
dismount and guard these men,” I said; “and
do you, you rogue,” I continued, addressing Gringuet,
“answer me, and tell me the truth. How
much does each of these knaves give you to cheat the
King, and your master? Curtin first. How
much does he give you?”
“My lord,” he answered,
pale and shaking, yet with a mutinous gleam in his
eyes, “I have a right to know first before whom
I stand.”
“Enough,” I thundered,
“that it is before one who has the right to
question you! answer me, villain, and be quick.
What is the sum of Curtin’s bribe?”
He stood white and mute.
“Fonvelle’s?”
Still he stood silent, glaring with
the devil in his eyes; while the other men whimpered
and protested their innocence, and the crowd stared
as if they could never see enough.
“Philippon’s?”
“I take no bribes,” he muttered.
“Lescaut’s?”
“Not a denier.”
“Liar!” I exclaimed.
“Liar, who devour widows’ houses and poor
men’s corn! Who grind the weak and say
it is the King; and let the rich go free. Answer
me, and answer the truth. How much do these men
give you?”
“Nothing,” he said defiantly.
“Very well,” I answered;
“then I will have the list. It is in your
shoe.”
“I have no list,” he said, beginning to
tremble.
“It is in your shoe,”
I repeated, pointing to his gouty foot. “Maignan,
off with his shoe, and look in it.”
Disregarding his shrieks of pain,
they tore it off and looked in it. There was
no list.
“Off with his stocking,” I said roundly.
“It is there.”
He flung himself down at that, cursing
and protesting by turns. But I remembered the
trampled corn, and the girl’s bleeding face,
and I was inexorable. The stocking was drawn
off, not too tenderly, and turned inside out.
Still no list was found.
“He has it,” I persisted.
“We have tried the shoe and we have tried the
stocking, now we must try the foot. Fetch a stirrup-leather,
and do you hold him, and let one of the grooms give
him a dozen on that foot.”
But at that he gave way; he flung
himself on his knees, screaming for mercy.
“The list!” I said,
“I have no list! I have none!”
he wailed.
“Then give it me out of your head. Curtin,
how much?”
He glanced at the man I named, and
shivered, and for a moment was silent. But one
of the grooms approaching with the stirrup-leather,
he found his voice. “Forty crowns,”
he muttered.
“Fonvelle?”
“The same.”
I made him confess also the sums which
he had received from Lescaut and Philippon, and then
the names of seven others who had been in the habit
of bribing him. Satisfied that he had so far
told the truth, I bade him put on his stocking and
shoe. “And now,” I said to Boisrueil,
when this was done, “take him to the whipping-post
there, and tie him up; and see that each man of the
eleven gives him a stripe for every crown with which
he has bribed him
and good ones, or I will
have them tied up in his place. Do you hear,
you rascals?” I continued to the trembling
culprits. “Off, and do your duty, or I
will have your backs bare.”
But the wretch, as cowardly as he
had been cruel, flung himself down and crawled, sobbing
and crying, to my feet. I had no mercy, however.
“Take him away,” I said, “It is such
men as these give kings a bad name. Take him
away, and see you flay him well.”
He sprang up then, forgetting his
gout, and made a frantic attempt to escape.
But in a moment he was overcome, hauled away, and tied
up; and though I did not wait to see the sentence
carried out, but entered the inn, the shrill screams
he uttered under the punishment reached me, even there,
and satisfied me that Fonvelle and his fellows were
not; holding their hands.
It is a sad reflection, however, that
for one such sinner brought to justice ten, who commit
the same crimes, go free, and flourishing on iniquity,
bring the King’s service, and his officers, into
evil repute.