The babe, Tommie, died. He went
away in a white, insignificant coffin, his small waxen
hand clutching a flower that the girl, Maggie, had
stolen from an Italian.
She and Jimmie lived.
The inexperienced fibres of the boy’s
eyes were hardened at an early age. He became
a young man of leather. He lived some red years
without laboring. During that time his sneer
became chronic. He studied human nature in the
gutter, and found it no worse than he thought he had
reason to believe it. He never conceived a respect
for the world, because he had begun with no idols
that it had smashed.
He clad his soul in armor by means
of happening hilariously in at a mission church where
a man composed his sermons of “yous.”
While they got warm at the stove, he told his hearers
just where he calculated they stood with the Lord.
Many of the sinners were impatient over the pictured
depths of their degradation. They were waiting
for soup-tickets.
A reader of words of wind-demons might
have been able to see the portions of a dialogue pass
to and fro between the exhorter and his hearers.
“You are damned,” said
the preacher. And the reader of sounds might
have seen the reply go forth from the ragged people:
“Where’s our soup?”
Jimmie and a companion sat in a rear
seat and commented upon the things that didn’t
concern them, with all the freedom of English gentlemen.
When they grew thirsty and went out their minds confused
the speaker with Christ.
Momentarily, Jimmie was sullen with
thoughts of a hopeless altitude where grew fruit.
His companion said that if he should ever meet God
he would ask for a million dollars and a bottle of
beer.
Jimmie’s occupation for a long
time was to stand on streetcorners and watch the world
go by, dreaming blood-red dreams at the passing of
pretty women. He menaced mankind at the intersections
of streets.
On the corners he was in life and
of life. The world was going on and he was there
to perceive it.
He maintained a belligerent attitude
toward all well-dressed men. To him fine raiment
was allied to weakness, and all good coats covered
faint hearts. He and his order were kings, to
a certain extent, over the men of untarnished clothes,
because these latter dreaded, perhaps, to be either
killed or laughed at.
Above all things he despised obvious
Christians and ciphers with the chrysanthemums of
aristocracy in their button-holes. He considered
himself above both of these classes. He was afraid
of neither the devil nor the leader of society.
When he had a dollar in his pocket
his satisfaction with existence was the greatest thing
in the world. So, eventually, he felt obliged
to work. His father died and his mother’s
years were divided up into periods of thirty days.
He became a truck driver. He
was given the charge of a painstaking pair of horses
and a large rattling truck. He invaded the turmoil
and tumble of the down-town streets and learned to
breathe maledictory defiance at the police who occasionally
used to climb up, drag him from his perch and beat
him.
In the lower part of the city he daily
involved himself in hideous tangles. If he and
his team chanced to be in the rear he preserved a
demeanor of serenity, crossing his legs and bursting
forth into yells when foot passengers took dangerous
dives beneath the noses of his champing horses.
He smoked his pipe calmly for he knew that his pay
was marching on.
If in the front and the key-truck
of chaos, he entered terrifically into the quarrel
that was raging to and fro among the drivers on their
high seats, and sometimes roared oaths and violently
got himself arrested.
After a time his sneer grew so that
it turned its glare upon all things. He became
so sharp that he believed in nothing. To him
the police were always actuated by malignant impulses
and the rest of the world was composed, for the most
part, of despicable creatures who were all trying
to take advantage of him and with whom, in defense,
he was obliged to quarrel on all possible occasions.
He himself occupied a down-trodden position that
had a private but distinct element of grandeur in
its isolation.
The most complete cases of aggravated
idiocy were, to his mind, rampant upon the front platforms
of all the street cars. At first his tongue
strove with these beings, but he eventually was superior.
He became immured like an African cow. In him
grew a majestic contempt for those strings of street
cars that followed him like intent bugs.
He fell into the habit, when starting
on a long journey, of fixing his eye on a high and
distant object, commanding his horses to begin, and
then going into a sort of a trance of observation.
Multitudes of drivers might howl in his rear, and
passengers might load him with opprobrium, he would
not awaken until some blue policeman turned red and
began to frenziedly tear bridles and beat the soft
noses of the responsible horses.
When he paused to contemplate the
attitude of the police toward himself and his fellows,
he believed that they were the only men in the city
who had no rights. When driving about, he felt
that he was held liable by the police for anything
that might occur in the streets, and was the common
prey of all energetic officials. In revenge,
he resolved never to move out of the way of anything,
until formidable circumstances, or a much larger man
than himself forced him to it.
Foot-passengers were mere pestering
flies with an insane disregard for their legs and
his convenience. He could not conceive their
maniacal desires to cross the streets. Their
madness smote him with eternal amazement. He
was continually storming at them from his throne.
He sat aloft and denounced their frantic leaps, plunges,
dives and straddles.
When they would thrust at, or parry,
the noses of his champing horses, making them swing
their heads and move their feet, disturbing a solid
dreamy repose, he swore at the men as fools, for he
himself could perceive that Providence had caused
it clearly to be written, that he and his team had
the unalienable right to stand in the proper path of
the sun chariot, and if they so minded, obstruct its
mission or take a wheel off.
And, perhaps, if the god-driver had
an ungovernable desire to step down, put up his flame-colored
fists and manfully dispute the right of way, he would
have probably been immediately opposed by a scowling
mortal with two sets of very hard knuckles.
It is possible, perhaps, that this
young man would have derided, in an axle-wide alley,
the approach of a flying ferry boat. Yet he achieved
a respect for a fire engine. As one charged toward
his truck, he would drive fearfully upon a sidewalk,
threatening untold people with annihilation.
When an engine would strike a mass of blocked trucks,
splitting it into fragments, as a blow annihilates
a cake of ice, Jimmie’s team could usually be
observed high and safe, with whole wheels, on the
sidewalk. The fearful coming of the engine could
break up the most intricate muddle of heavy vehicles
at which the police had been swearing for the half
of an hour.
A fire engine was enshrined in his
heart as an appalling thing that he loved with a distant
dog-like devotion. They had been known to overturn
street-cars. Those leaping horses, striking sparks
from the cobbles in their forward lunge, were creatures
to be ineffably admired. The clang of the gong
pierced his breast like a noise of remembered war.
When Jimmie was a little boy, he began
to be arrested. Before he reached a great age,
he had a fair record.
He developed too great a tendency
to climb down from his truck and fight with other
drivers. He had been in quite a number of miscellaneous
fights, and in some general barroom rows that had become
known to the police. Once he had been arrested
for assaulting a Chinaman. Two women in different
parts of the city, and entirely unknown to each other,
caused him considerable annoyance by breaking forth,
simultaneously, at fateful intervals, into wailings
about marriage and support and infants.
Nevertheless, he had, on a certain
star-lit evening, said wonderingly and quite reverently:
“Deh moon looks like hell, don’t it?”