In a hilarious hall there were twenty-eight
tables and twenty-eight women and a crowd of smoking
men. Valiant noise was made on a stage at the
end of the hall by an orchestra composed of men who
looked as if they had just happened in. Soiled
waiters ran to and fro, swooping down like hawks on
the unwary in the throng; clattering along the aisles
with trays covered with glasses; stumbling over women’s
skirts and charging two prices for everything but
beer, all with a swiftness that blurred the view of
the cocoanut palms and dusty monstrosities painted
upon the walls of the room. A bouncer, with an
immense load of business upon his hands, plunged about
in the crowd, dragging bashful strangers to prominent
chairs, ordering waiters here and there and quarreling
furiously with men who wanted to sing with the orchestra.
The usual smoke cloud was present,
but so dense that heads and arms seemed entangled
in it. The rumble of conversation was replaced
by a roar. Plenteous oaths heaved through the
air. The room rang with the shrill voices of
women bubbling o’er with drink-laughter.
The chief element in the music of the orchestra was
speed. The musicians played in intent fury.
A woman was singing and smiling upon the stage, but
no one took notice of her. The rate at which
the piano, cornet and violins were going, seemed to
impart wildness to the half-drunken crowd. Beer
glasses were emptied at a gulp and conversation became
a rapid chatter. The smoke eddied and swirled
like a shadowy river hurrying toward some unseen falls.
Pete and Maggie entered the hall and took chairs
at a table near the door. The woman who was seated
there made an attempt to occupy Pete’s attention
and, failing, went away.
Three weeks had passed since the girl
had left home. The air of spaniel-like dependence
had been magnified and showed its direct effect in
the peculiar off-handedness and ease of Pete’s
ways toward her.
She followed Pete’s eyes with
hers, anticipating with smiles gracious looks from
him.
A woman of brilliance and audacity,
accompanied by a mere boy, came into the place and
took seats near them.
At once Pete sprang to his feet, his
face beaming with glad surprise.
“By Gawd, there’s Nellie,” he cried.
He went over to the table and held out an eager hand
to the woman.
“Why, hello, Pete, me boy, how
are you,” said she, giving him her fingers.
Maggie took instant note of the woman.
She perceived that her black dress fitted her to
perfection. Her linen collar and cuffs were
spotless. Tan gloves were stretched over her
well-shaped hands. A hat of a prevailing fashion
perched jauntily upon her dark hair. She wore
no jewelry and was painted with no apparent paint.
She looked clear-eyed through the stares of the men.
“Sit down, and call your lady-friend
over,” she said cordially to Pete. At his
beckoning Maggie came and sat between Pete and the
mere boy.
“I thought yeh were gone away
fer good,” began Pete, at once. “When
did yeh git back? How did dat Buff’lo bus’ness
turn out?”
The woman shrugged her shoulders.
“Well, he didn’t have as many stamps
as he tried to make out, so I shook him, that’s
all.”
“Well, I’m glad teh see
yehs back in deh city,” said Pete, with
awkward gallantry.
He and the woman entered into a long
conversation, exchanging reminiscences of days together.
Maggie sat still, unable to formulate an intelligent
sentence upon the conversation and painfully aware
of it.
She saw Pete’s eyes sparkle
as he gazed upon the handsome stranger. He listened
smilingly to all she said. The woman was familiar
with all his affairs, asked him about mutual friends,
and knew the amount of his salary.
She paid no attention to Maggie, looking
toward her once or twice and apparently seeing the
wall beyond.
The mere boy was sulky. In the
beginning he had welcomed with acclamations the
additions.
He had shown a sprightly desire to
do the talking for the company and tell all about
his family. In a loud voice he declaimed on various
topics. He assumed a patronizing air toward Pete.
As Maggie was silent, he paid no attention to her.
He made a great show of lavishing wealth upon the
woman of brilliance and audacity.
“Do keep still, Freddie!
You gibber like an ape, dear,” said the woman
to him. She turned away and devoted her attention
to Pete.
“We’ll have many a good time together
again, eh?”
“Sure, Mike,” said Pete, enthusiastic
at once.
“Say,” whispered she,
leaning forward, “let’s go over to Billie’s
and have a heluva time.”
“Well, it’s dis way! See?”
said Pete. “I got dis lady frien’
here.”
“Oh, t’hell with her,” argued the
woman.
Pete appeared disturbed.
“All right,” said she,
nodding her head at him. “All right for
you! We’ll see the next time you ask me
to go anywheres with you.”
Pete squirmed.
“Say,” he said, beseechingly,
“come wid me a minit an’ I’ll tell
yer why.”
The woman waved her hand.
“Oh, that’s all right,
you needn’t explain, you know. You wouldn’t
come merely because you wouldn’t come, that’s
all there is of it.”
To Pete’s visible distress she
turned to the mere boy, bringing him speedily from
a terrific rage. He had been debating whether
it would be the part of a man to pick a quarrel with
Pete, or would he be justified in striking him savagely
with his beer glass without warning. But he recovered
himself when the woman turned to renew her smilings.
He beamed upon her with an expression that was somewhat
tipsy and inexpressibly tender.
“Say, shake that Bowery jay,”
requested he, in a loud whisper.
“Freddie, you are so droll,” she replied.
Pete reached forward and touched the woman on the
arm.
“Come out a minit while I tells
yeh why I can’t go wid yer. Yer doin’
me dirt, Nell! I never taut ye’d do me
dirt, Nell. Come on, will yer?” He spoke
in tones of injury.
“Why, I don’t see why
I should be interested in your explanations,”
said the woman, with a coldness that seemed to reduce
Pete to a pulp.
His eyes pleaded with her. “Come
out a minit while I tells yeh.”
The woman nodded slightly at Maggie
and the mere boy, “’Scuse me.”
The mere boy interrupted his loving
smile and turned a shrivelling glare upon Pete.
His boyish countenance flushed and he spoke, in a
whine, to the woman:
“Oh, I say, Nellie, this ain’t
a square deal, you know. You aren’t goin’
to leave me and go off with that duffer, are you?
I should think ”
“Why, you dear boy, of course
I’m not,” cried the woman, affectionately.
She bended over and whispered in his ear. He
smiled again and settled in his chair as if resolved
to wait patiently.
As the woman walked down between the
rows of tables, Pete was at her shoulder talking earnestly,
apparently in explanation. The woman waved her
hands with studied airs of indifference. The
doors swung behind them, leaving Maggie and the mere
boy seated at the table.
Maggie was dazed. She could
dimly perceive that something stupendous had happened.
She wondered why Pete saw fit to remonstrate with
the woman, pleading for forgiveness with his eyes.
She thought she noted an air of submission about
her leonine Pete. She was astounded.
The mere boy occupied himself with
cock-tails and a cigar. He was tranquilly silent
for half an hour. Then he bestirred himself and
spoke.
“Well,” he said, sighing,
“I knew this was the way it would be.”
There was another stillness. The mere boy seemed
to be musing.
“She was pulling m’leg.
That’s the whole amount of it,” he said,
suddenly. “It’s a bloomin’
shame the way that girl does. Why, I’ve
spent over two dollars in drinks to-night. And
she goes off with that plug-ugly who looks as if he
had been hit in the face with a coin-die. I call
it rocky treatment for a fellah like me. Here,
waiter, bring me a cock-tail and make it damned strong.”
Maggie made no reply. She was
watching the doors. “It’s a mean
piece of business,” complained the mere boy.
He explained to her how amazing it was that anybody
should treat him in such a manner. “But
I’ll get square with her, you bet. She
won’t get far ahead of yours truly, you know,”
he added, winking. “I’ll tell her
plainly that it was bloomin’ mean business.
And she won’t come it over me with any of her
‘now-Freddie-dears.’ She thinks my
name is Freddie, you know, but of course it ain’t.
I always tell these people some name like that, because
if they got onto your right name they might use it
sometime. Understand? Oh, they don’t
fool me much.”
Maggie was paying no attention, being
intent upon the doors. The mere boy relapsed
into a period of gloom, during which he exterminated
a number of cock-tails with a determined air, as if
replying defiantly to fate. He occasionally
broke forth into sentences composed of invectives
joined together in a long string.
The girl was still staring at the
doors. After a time the mere boy began to see
cobwebs just in front of his nose. He spurred
himself into being agreeable and insisted upon her
having a charlotte-russe and a glass of
beer.
“They’s gone,” he
remarked, “they’s gone.” He
looked at her through the smoke wreaths. “Shay,
lil’ girl, we mightish well make bes’ of
it. You ain’t such bad-lookin’ girl,
y’know. Not half bad. Can’t
come up to Nell, though. No, can’t do
it! Well, I should shay not! Nell fine-lookin’
girl! F i n ine.
You look damn bad longsider her, but by y’self
ain’t so bad. Have to do anyhow.
Nell gone. On’y you left. Not half
bad, though.”
Maggie stood up.
“I’m going home,” she said.
The mere boy started.
“Eh? What? Home,”
he cried, struck with amazement. “I beg
pardon, did hear say home?”
“I’m going home,” she repeated.
“Great Gawd, what hava struck,”
demanded the mere boy of himself, stupefied.
In a semi-comatose state he conducted
her on board an up-town car, ostentatiously paid her
fare, leered kindly at her through the rear window
and fell off the steps.