“There will be no surprise of
Hertzog at Houwater to-day.”
The Rimington captain had summed up
the results consequent upon the night-attack with
considerable accuracy, and as his party, in obedience
to orders, worked down the banks of the Ongers River
covering the right of the combined advance upon Houwater,
there was abundance of evidence to show that Hertzog
and Company had little intention of becoming enmeshed
by the ponderous strategy set in motion against them.
Nor was the weather favourable. The storm which
had preceded the night-attack was one of those lowly
pitched thunder-clouds which, caught in a craterlike
valley enclosed by kopjes, revolved in a circle until
it had spent itself. It took some hours of morning
sun before it was finally dissolved. Consequently
when the advance-guard of the force which was formed
by the New Cavalry Brigade topped the great sloping
glacis, inclining for all the world like an under-feature
of the Sussex Downs, into the stagnant morass which
is Houwater’s most prominent feature, the last
Boers were disappearing into the labyrinth of Minie
Kloof beyond. But there was just sufficient excitement
to take the cold and stiffness, bred of a miserable
march, out of the bones of the men. The pom-pom
unlimbered above the drift, and spent, at an impossible
range, a belt of its tiny bombs. A spare dozen
of Rimingtons, who had pushed farther forward than
the rest, lightened their bandoliers by a few cartridges,
and then, unmolested, the miniature British army marched
into possession of its point d’appui.
You who have only seen the British
soldier at his worst, that is, when he is buttoned
into a tunic little removed in design from a strait-waistcoat,
or when the freedom of the man has been subordinated
to the lick-and-spittle polish of the dummy, you
who glory in tin-casing for your Horse Guards, and
would hoot the Guardsman bold enough to affect a woollen
muffler, would have opened your eyes with
amazement if you could have sat on the slopes of the
Houwater drift with the staff of the New Cavalry Brigade
and watched the arrival of the co-operating columns
to their common camping-ground. First came two
squadrons of Scarlet Lancers, forming the nucleus of
somebody’s mobile column. No one would
have accused them of being Lancers if they had met
them suddenly on the veldt. Helmets they had none.
How much time and money and thought has been spent
over the service headgear for our men! We have
seen it adapted for this climate; altered to suit
that; a peak here, a bandage there. But Thomas
is the best judge of the helmet in which he prefers
to campaign, and you may rest assured that he will
choose the most comfortable, if not the most suitable.
The Scarlet Lancers had been separated from their helmets
for many months. In fact, the manner in which
the gay cavalry man rids himself of his legitimate
headgear and provides himself with a substitute rather
smacks of the supernatural: for instance, our
own 20th Dragoon Guards had not been in the country
more than ten days, yet there was barely a helmet
to be seen amongst them. Substitutes had been
found somewhere. The more worn and disreputable
the substitute the happier the owner, despite the
fact that all his past glories centred round a shining
helmet or jaunty lancer cap, irresistible in plume
and polish. But it was a great spectacle to see
the survival of the fittest squadrons of the Scarlet
Lancers filing past. There are half a dozen Cavalry
Regiments against whom no one could throw a stone the
9th and 16th Lancers are of these. But it would
be invidious to particularise too much.
“Who the h ll are
these fellows? are they tame Boers?”
chirped a subaltern from the 20th, who for the day
was galloper to the brigadier.
A bearded ruffian, whose only costume
was a flannel shirt and a pair of seedy check trousers,
but whose eye was as keen as a hawk’s, and whose
shining “matchlock” had seventeen notches
along its stock, caught the subaltern’s query.
“Yuss,” came the answer,
“we are tame Boers, the very tamest. My
pal ’ere is President Kroojer, this ’ere’s
Botter, and hi am De e Wet!”
Cheery fellows; after fifteen months
of war there was little about self-preservation that
you could have taught them. Lean, sinewy, and
bearded kind they represented the English
fighting man at his best. And well might the
inexperienced have asked if they were Boers. Lance
and pennon were gone. Barely a tunic or regimental
button remained to the two squadrons. Their collective
headgear would have disgraced a Kaffir location, and
their boots were mostly the raw-hide imitations of
the country. But they were men. Rags and
dirt could not conceal that fact. Theirs was
not the dirt of sloth and sluggard. The essentials
were bright and clean. There was not a man of
the 150 attempting to represent two service squadrons
who had not at some period balanced his life against
his proficiency with the rifle, and who had not realised
that on service his firelock was the soldier’s
best and staunchest friend. Nor were the officers
easy to distinguish from the men. A shade cleaner,
perhaps; but they, too, were rough-bearded, hard bitten
by long exposure and responsibility. How different
from the exquisites of popular fancy! Gone the
beauties of effeminate adornment. Gone the studied
insolence of puppyhood that arrogance of
bearing traditional with the British officer in times
of peace. These were the men who had been eyes
and ears to French’s magnificent cavalry, who
had ridden unflinchingly to the relief of Kimberley,
who had more than held their own against fearsome odds
at Diamond Hill. Did you hear that boy give an
order? It was a man who spoke, and a man of resolution
and understanding, yet judged by a standard in years
he should still be a Sandhurst cadet.
The regulars are followed by a squadron
of Yeomanry, the old original yeomanry,
and, ’pon one’s honour! it is hard to distinguish
them from the Lancers. They, too, have been a
year in the country. It takes all that to make
any mounted regiment, however educated your material.
You may make the men in less, but not the officers,
and, all told, the officers are the essential in every
corps. This is illustrative of another of our
mistakes: we have sent back our Volunteers just
when they really became efficient. These very
men were under orders for home. Knowing what
we know of the capabilities of young and green troops
in mounted war, we may say with confidence that the
authorities were ill advised when they failed to enforce
the clause “until the end of the war,”
which was part of these men’s undertaking.
It has been the same all through, the exigencies of
the service have been sacrificed to satisfy garrulous
impatience on the part of home-abiding politicians.
The New Cavalry Brigade had been freshly
provided with transport. Half was very excellent
mule-transport; the balance was composed of heavy
trek-waggons, with lumbering ox-teams. Futile
expedient. The disadvantages of the one outweighed
the advantages of the other. It is only a matter
of weeks since a public outcry was raised by
ignorant critics it is true because Paris’s
convoy was overwhelmed in detail, that officer having
done what every other successful column commander
has done, allowed his ox-waggons to march on ahead
of his more mobile transport, in order not to delay
the progress of the column. What chance of success
lies with the officer content to passively hug ox-waggons
instead of pressing on against his mobile foe?
None: yet half the column commanders have been
content to parade the country as escort to drays packed
with merchandise. When a man has been found enterprising
enough to leave his ox-transport under escort, and
to form a striking arm with such part of his force
as is mobile, you turn and rend him if the dead-weight
which has cramped and curtailed his action falls into
disaster. Thus, in your ignorance, you call for
the professional martyrdom of the only men who have
served you honestly and well. Why don’t
you strike at the system, which, when it equips these
columns, sends the commanders forth with the millstone
of ox-transport round their necks? Do you imagine
that an officer, possessed of the same dash which
in the past has built up the traditions of our mounted
arm, selects to move with heavy transport from choice?
With him it can only be a Hobson’s choice.
He must take what he can get or nothing. And
having secured what chance will give him, he must
make the most of it or fail. If he takes risks
and succeeds, his luck will have been abnormal.
If, taking the risks, he fails once, he will, in all
probability, be sacrificed to the yapping of the curs
who voice the taxpayer, or to the vanity of some less
competent senior. These sweaters give no second
chances. If he steers the middle way, and is
sufficiently plausible in the tale he tells, he may
carry on to the end of the war, or the leave season;
perhaps even, if he is sufficiently cautious, he may
worm his way into an honours list. For it is
the good, not the bad, that the modern system breaks.
It is one thing for the mounted men
of a column to come into camp, another for the transport.
Houwater presented an ideal place for the bivouac,
with its running water, its solitary building half
farm, half store at the drift, and its
complement of oat-straw. But the vlei
from which the place takes its name was the very deuce
for wheeled transport. All is fair in “love
and war.” This being a creed very staunchly
adhered to by the private soldier when campaigning,
the mess-servants of the staff of the Cavalry Brigade
saw fit in the early morning to steal a span of
mules which had strayed from the protection of their
rightful owners. Now the Brigade state fourgon
with a span of four mules was a big enterprise, and
if treated gently might have ministered to the comfort
of the staff for many months. But no; the brigadier’s
servant and the mess-waiter, who was a high-spirited
and intelligent dragoon, sought to vary the ennui
of the march, and to assert their superiority over
the Kaffirs in the matter of stage-driving, by taking
the fourgon and its half broken team full gallop
down the incline terminating in Houwater vlei.
A playful and exhilarating expedient, which ruined
the brigadier’s spring vehicle for ever and
a day, and denied the staff many home comforts for
that and some consecutive nights....
The soldier, officer or man, who finds
himself without a bivouac in the middle of a camp,
experiences for the moment much the same sensations
as a “broke” man in the streets of London.
Of the two, the officer has the worse time. A
private soldier will be able to approach some one
or other of the company cooks with the certainty of
a rough welcome. If he is wise he will arrive
armed with some stray piece of driftwood to add to
the stock of fuel. Thus will success be assured,
for Thomas of all men is the most unselfish. In
the first instance, if he be a staff officer, he has
probably too much to get done in a short space of
time to think about his creature comforts. Then,
if the ordinary channels have failed, he has probably
too much diffidence to propose himself upon the hospitality
of his fellow-comrades. In this manner is the
simile of the “broke” man in midst of
London’s wealth maintained. Brigadiers,
of course, do not starve; they would not, even if
they possessed no bandobust of their own.
Some squadron mess claimed the chief of the Cavalry
Brigade for the evening, and, probably, fed him well.
But the juniors of his staff were without home, and
it was long past dark before the Intelligence officer
could think of food. His first duties were orders
for the morrow. The officer in supreme command
had been weak enough to have been accompanied by a
cable-cart. Lord Wolseley may cavil at correspondents
and call them the curse of modern armies; but we are
constrained to think that if a tired staff-officer
were consulted he would save the cream of condemnatory
epithets for the cable-cart, which makes his night
horrible with useless telegrams. The nightmare
of that midnight message, with its probable four pages
of closely written ciphers! Those fine popinjays
in starched kerseys and pink frills, who live in luxury
at railway centres, think that it adds to their dignity
if they convert their most trivial messages into cipher.
Little do they consider the poor tired being whom they
rob of hard-earned rest to open out that cipher.
It pleases them. They have nothing to do in the
evenings. The codeing of a message to them is
of the nature of an after-dinner game of backgammon.
But to the aching head that has to decode it in the
small hours of the morning by the fitful light of
a grease-wallowing dip it is no game, no pastime.
The cable-cart may have its uses; but many a score
of worn-out staff-officers must have blessed the grass
fire which has destroyed the ground-wire in their
rear, and thus given them a few hours of unbroken
rest.
After orders and the minutiae of brigade
duties came intelligence. The only building at
Houwater Drift is a ramshackle half-way house a
familiar landmark of the veldt. This winkel
was managed by a half-bred German; the farm inadequately
protected from the elements half-a-dozen greasy Dutch
fraus of various ages and a single decrepit
black boy. Here indeed was a fund of information, such
being the channels through which the British Intelligence
usually is worked. The Divisional Intelligence
first took them in hand. Then “A”
column, then “B” column, and lastly our
own ranged them before the witness-table. It
would have taken a veritable K.C. to have sorted the
truth from the aggregate of falsehood which had been
arrived at by the time it was our turn. The Intelligence
officer had taken possession of the showrooms of the
winkel to serve him as an office. This
Shoolbred of the veldt was but a sordid shelter walls
and counter of mud; floor, sun-dried cow-dung and
sand. Ranged upon the shelves was a strange medley
of merchandise. All edibles had been removed by
the Boers; there only remained what we believe the
trade terms hard and soft goods. A pile of stinking
sheep-skins, a few rolls of questionable longcloth,
two packets of candles, some sheep-shears, gin-traps,
and a keg of tar. As the Intelligence officer
wearily set about his business of cross-examination,
he was interrupted by the entrance of the Supply officer.
This youth, as has previously been shown, was possessed
of ready resource, so much so that he annexed
the two sole remaining packets of candles before unburdening
his mind.
Supply Officer (dropping
the candles into the deep recess of the pockets of
his “coat-warm-British"). “Are
you aware, old boy, that we don’t get any grub
to-night?”
Intelligence Officer (wearily).
“And why?”
S. O. “The reason
is quite simple. Those mess-servants have driven
the mess-cart into the vlei, and in the vlei
it will remain all night.”
I. O. “I can’t
help that. I always said that the general’s
man was a fool. He is not only a fool but a d d
fool!”
S. O. “Now, look
here. You may think that you’re a useful
feller and doing a lot of good. But let me tell
you that you are going over the same ground that better
men than you have already passed (pointing to the
winkel-monger). I have seen, at least, a round
dozen of Intelligence officers examining that man.
Well, what the deuce is he worth to you after that,
either as a framer of fact or flinger of fiction?
Try and be useful. We have got to feed to-night.
Now, we can’t go round to the messes and cadge
for food. Nor shall we see our mess-cart. (The
Intelligence officer nodded assent.) Then why do
you detain our only chance? Here, Mr Squarehead
(taking the winkel-monger by the ear), come
and provide food. I have got two fowls and some
potatoes, and you and the fraus between you
have got to make a mess of pottage, and be right quick
about it, or you will never see another sun rise.”
There were protestations of inability
on the part of the forced labourers. But the
Supply officer soon overcame all these, and in an
hour the staff of the New Cavalry Brigade were able
after a full meal to curl up for the night on the
high-scented floor of the winkel.
An orderly from the general almost
cannoned into the brigadier as he stood shaving by
the light of a candle. There was a brusque rejoinder,
and the man handed in a note. The brigadier read
the slip of paper handed to him while he stropped
his razor. The orderly who had brought the message
stood stiffly to attention until the brigadier finished
his apology for a toilet. Having washed and struggled
into his tunic, the officer commanding the Cavalry
Brigade was in a position to give his undivided attention
to his correspondence. He strode over to the
four packing-cases, which in their disguise as tables
represented the brigade mess, and called for his Intelligence
and acting staff officer. That officer’s
toilet took even less time than that of his chief,
for he just rolled out from between two blankets, and
appeared ready made, as it were, for the day’s
wear and tear.
Brigadier. “Here, you
lazy scoundrel, read that” (and he passed
the slip of paper over to his subordinate.)
I. O. “These are orders, sir.”
B. “It was not necessary
to send for you to discover that. But how does
it affect the orders you issued last night?”
I. O. “It cancels
them. Instead of taking us north-east, it will
take us due west toward the Prieska Road as soon as
we strike Beer Vlei.”
B. “It looks as if Mr
Brass Hat over there is going to dry-nurse me.
My orders are to co-operate with him not
to follow him about like a dog at heel. I’m
not sent here to be at the beck and call of every
column commander a day senior to myself. I am
here to catch Bojers not to tramp about
roads in the rear of other people. This is not
co-operation; it is aiding and abetting ‘refusal’
tactics. Now look here, Mr Intelligence; just
let us examine our information, and if we are right
and Brass Hat is wrong, I’ll just send him back
a note which will keep him halted all day wiring to
Pretoria for permission to cast me into irons.
Now, what is his information?”
I. O. (reads) “Information
arrived late last night that Pretorius and Brand have
taken the road to Prieska. This is confirmed by
the scouts who went out last night. The enemy
retired over Minie Kloof and halted at a farm on the
far side of the pass.”
B. “Therefore the officer
commanding the New Cavalry Brigade, having covered
the whole force over Minie Kloof, will halt and allow
the brave general to pass through his brigade, and
then follow him along a Karoo road into Prieska.
So these are this sportsman’s ideas on the co-operation
of columns. They are about equal with his conception
of the military methods most adapted for catching
the present edition of ‘Brother.’
What is our private information?”
I. O. “That Brand,
Hertzog, and Pretorius with four hundred men left
this yesterday afternoon, the former with
the intention of making for Prieska; the two latter,
with the bulk of the force, to fulfil an order from
De Wet to concentrate with him upon Strydenburg.”
B. “I forget how you came by this information?”
I. O. “From the
German storekeeper here, sir. He’s a good
sort of fellow, and the Supply officer has taken him
on as a conductor. The man was present in the
store when the messenger arrived with the communication
from De Wet.”
B. “’M, yes.
But may not he have been told to tip us this yarn on
purpose? Have you any other information confirming
this theory?”
I. O. “Yes, sir,
in two places. One of the old dames in the
farm here dropped a remark which the Tiger pounced
upon at once. Her spring-cart had been sent by
Hertzog into Strydenburg to get ammunition, as the
orders were then for Brand to attack Britstown, and
they expected to use up the available supply in so
doing. The ammunition would have arrived with
De Wet. That is circumstantial evidence; but
last night about 2 P.M. I got the following from
the cable-cart. It is from our friend the De
Wet expert, dated last night from Orange River Station
(takes out paper and reads): ’Despatches
captured ordering concentration of all available commandoes
at Strydenburg to meet De Wet on the evening of the
26th’ that is to-night, sir.”
B. “Will old Stick-in-the-mud have got
that, too?”
I. O. “I presume so, sir!”
B. “Then this is a clear
case of ‘bilk’ on his part. I will
go over and see him. I will be at Strydenburg,
as I intended, by midday to-morrow, if I have to mutiny
in doing so. My orders of last night stand until
I come back.”
The brigadier was returned in ten
minutes, by which time the crude mutton chops, fried
in bacon fat, which formed the daily staple of the
staff breakfast, were laid upon the packing-case.
The Brigadier sat down on his biscuit-tin and took
a deep draught of tea. He then seemed sufficiently
fortified to give expression to his feelings.
B. “Well, of all the
electroplated figure-heads with which I have come
in contact in a long and varied military career, that
man is the most unmentionable. He is eloquent
in his estimation of you, Mr Intelligence. I
told him that I could not agree with him upon any one
point he put forward, and that it would be childish
in the extreme to waste 2500 men in chivvying a mythical
200. He then grew angry, and told me he had got
his orders and had given me mine. Well, if this
is what is meant by co-operation, I’ll never
get within speaking distance of a column with which
I am told to co-operate again. Issued fresh orders!
Instead of being within striking distance of Strydenburg
to-night, we shall be messing about in the Beer Vlei.
Old Stick-in-the-mud does not mean ‘going,’
that I full well see. What a sin it is!”
And we can readily indorse this comment
upon the evils of seniority, which, while giving a
cover to impotence at the head, dwarf, handicap, and
crush individual energy in the junior. How much
separated these two men in age? It may have been
a couple of years. Even if in the Army List it
had been a single day, the result would have been the
same. The so-called experience of seniority which
too often in this war has spelled incompetence or
unsoldierly timidity has been able to subjugate
the wiser counsels of the junior, and crush out of
his action that fire and energy of purpose which alone
could have brought success. As in the present
case, the senior deliberately ignored the advice of
the man with whom he had been ordered to co-operate,
and taking advantage of the few lines which gave him
preference in the Army List, ordered him to deviate
from a scheme which in his heart of hearts he must
have known was the only one which could promise adequate
results, it might also be said any results
at all. Perhaps a study of developments such
as these will furnish some clue to an explanation
of one of the gigantic puzzles of this South African
campaign.