This gentleman was a native of Ireland,
and was bred to the Law. In this profession he
seems not to have made any great figure. By some
means or other he conceived an aversion to Dr. Swift,
for his abuse of whom, the world taxed him with ingratitude.
Concanen had once enjoyed some degree of Swift’s
favour, who was not always very happy in the choice
of his companions. He had an opportunity of reading
some of the Dr’s poems in MS. which it is said
he thought fit to appropriate and publish as his own.
As affairs did not much prosper with
him in Ireland, he came over to London, in company
with another gentleman, and both commenced writers.
These two friends entered into an extraordinary agreement.
As the subjects which then attracted the attention
of mankind were of a political cast, they were of
opinion that no species of writing could so soon recommend
them to public notice; and in order to make their trade
more profitable, they resolved to espouse different
interests; one should oppose, and the other defend
the ministry. They determined the side of the
question each was to espouse, by tossing up a half-penny,
and it fell to the share of Mr. Concanen to defend
the ministry, which task he performed with as much
ability, as political writers generally discover.
He was for some time, concerned in
the British, and London Journals, and a paper called
The Speculatist. These periodical pieces are long
since buried in neglect, and perhaps would have even
sunk into oblivion, had not Mr. Pope, by his satyrical
writings, given them a kind of disgraceful immortality.
In these Journals he published many scurrilities against
Mr. Pope; and in a pamphlet called, The Supplement
to the Profound, he used him with great virulence,
and little candour. He not only imputed to him
Mr. Brome’s verses (for which he might indeed
seem in some degree accountable, having corrected what
that gentleman did) but those of the duke of Buckingham
and others. To this rare piece some body humorously
perswaded him to take for his motto, De profundis
clamavi. He afterwards wrote a paper called
The Daily Courant, wherein he shewed much spleen
against lord Bolingbroke, and some of his friends.
All these provocations excited Mr. Pope to give him
a place in his Dunciad. In his second book, , when he represents the dunces diving in the mud
of the Thames for the prize, he speaks thus of Concanen;
True to the bottom see Concanen creep,
A cold, long winded, native of the deep!
If perseverance gain the diver’s
prize,
Not everlasting Blackmore this denies.
In the year 1725 Mr. Concanen published
a volume of poems in 8vo. consisting chiefly of compositions
of his own, and some few of other gentlemen; they
are addressed to the lord Gage, whom he endeavours
artfully to flatter, without offending his modesty.
’I shall begin this Address, says he, by declaring
that the opinion I have of a great part of the following
verses, is the highest indication of the esteem in
which I hold the noble character I present them to.
Several of them have authors, whose names do honour
to whatever patronage they receive. As to my
share of them, since it is too late, after what I have
already delivered, to give my opinion of them, I’ll
say as much as can be said in their favour. I’ll
affirm that they have one mark of merit, which is
your lordship’s approbation; and that they are
indebted to fortune for two other great advantages,
a place in good company, and an honourable protection.’
The gentlemen, who assisted Concanen
in this collection, were Dean Swift, Mr. Parnel, Dr.
Delany, Mr. Brown, Mr. Ward, and Mr. Stirling.
In this collection there is a poem by Mr. Concanen,
called A Match at Football, in three Cantos; written,
’tis said, in imitation of The Rape of the Lock.
This performance is far from being despicable; the
verification is generally smooth; the design is not
ill conceived, and the characters not unnatural.
It perhaps would be read with more applause, if The
Rape of the Lock did not occur to the mind, and, by
forcing a comparison, destroy all the satisfaction
in perusing it; as the disproportion is so very considerable.
We shall quote a few lines from the beginning of the
third canto, by which it will appear that Concanen
was not a bad rhimer.
In days of yore a lovely country maid
Rang’d o’er these lands, and
thro’ these forests stray’d;
Modest her pleasures, matchless was her
frame,
Peerless her face, and Sally was her name.
By no frail vows her young desires were
bound,
No shepherd yet the way to please her
found.
Thoughtless of love the beauteous nymph
appear’d,
Nor hop’d its transports, nor its
torments fear’d.
But careful fed her flocks, and grac’d
the plain,
She lack’d no pleasure, and she
felt no pain.
She view’d our motions when we toss’d
the ball,
And smil’d to see us take, or ward,
a fall;
’Till once our leader chanc’d
the nymph to spy,
And drank in poison from her lovely eye.
Now pensive grown, he shunn’d the
long-lov’d plains,
His darling pleasures, and his favour’d
swains,
Sigh’d in her absence, sigh’d
when she was near,
Now big with hope, and now dismay’d
with fear;
At length with falt’ring tongue
he press’d the dame,
For some returns to his unpity’d
flame;
But she disdain’d his suit, despis’d
his care,
His form unhandsome, and his bristled
hair;
Forward she sprung, and with an eager
pace
The god pursu’d, nor fainted in
the race;
Swift as the frighted hind the virgin
flies,
When the woods ecchoe to the hunters cries:
Swift as the fleetest hound her flight
she trac’d,
When o’er the lawns the frighted
hind is chac’d;
The winds which sported with her flowing
vest
Display’d new charms, and heightened
all the rest:
Those charms display’d, increas’d
the gods desire,
What cool’d her bosom, set his breast
on fire:
With equal speed, for diff’rent
ends they move,
Fear lent the virgin wings, the shepherd
love:
Panting at length, thus in her fright
she pray’d,
Be quick ye pow’rs, and save a wretched
maid.
[Protect] my honour, shelter me from shame,
[Beauty] and life with pleasure I disclaim.
Mr. Concanen was also concerned with
the late Mr. Roome, and a certain
eminent senator, in making The Jovial Crew, an old
Comedy, into a Ballad Opera; which was performed about
the year 1730; and the profits were given entirely
to Mr. Concanen. Soon after he was preferred
to be attorney-general in Jamaica, a post of considerable
eminence, and attended with a very large income.
In this island he spent the remaining part of his days,
and, we are informed made a tolerable accession of
fortune, by marrying a planter’s daughter, who
surviving him was left in the possession of several
hundred pounds a year. She came over to England
after his death, and married the honourable Mr. Hamilton.