HOW TO PLEASE A SENATOR
The International Hotel in Washington
was all hustle and bustle. Was it not preparing
for its first Senator since 1885? No less a personage
than the Hon. William H. Langdon of Mississippi, said
to be a warm personal friend of Senator Stevens, one
of the leading members of his party at the capital,
had engaged a suit of rooms for himself and two daughters.
“Ain’t it the limit?”
remarked the chief clerk to Bud Haines, correspondent
of the New York Star. “The Senator
wrote us that he was coming here because his old friend,
the late Senator Moseley, said back in ’75 that
this was the best hotel in Washington and where all
the prominent men ought to stay.”
Haines, the ablest political reporter
in Washington, had come to the International to interview
the new Senator, to describe for his paper what kind
of a citizen Langdon was. He glanced around at
the dingy woodwork, the worn cushions, the nicked
and uneven tiles of the hotel lobby, and smiled at
the clerk. “Well, if this is the new Senator’s
idea of princely luxury he will fit right into the
senatorial atmosphere.” Both laughed derisively.
“By the way,” added Haines, “I suppose
you’ll raise your rates now that you’ve
got a Senator here.”
The clerk brought his fist down on
the register with a thud.
“We could have them every day
if we wanted them. This fellow, though, we’ll
have all winter, I guess. His son’s here
now. Been breaking all records for drinking.
Congressman Norton of Mississippi has been down here
with him a few times. There young Langdon is now.”
Haines turned quickly, just in time
to bump into a tall, slender young man, who was walking
unevenly in the direction of the cafe.
“Well, can’t you see what
you’re doing?” muttered the tall young
man thickly.
Haines smiled. The chap who has
played halfback four years on his college eleven and
held the boxing championship in his class is apt to
be good-natured. He does not have to take offense
easily. Besides, Randolph Langdon was plainly
under the influence of whisky. So Haines smiled
pleasantly at the taller young man.
“Beg your pardon my fault,”
Haines said.
“Well, don’t let it occur
again,” mumbled Langdon, as he strolled with
uneven dignity toward the door. Bud Haines laughed.
“I guess young Langdon is going
to be one of the boys, isn’t he?”
“He’s already one of them
when it comes to a question of fluid capacity,”
laughed some one behind him, and Bud whirled to meet
the gaze of his friend, Dick Gullen, representative
of one of the big Chicago dailies.
“You down here to see Langdon, too?” commented
Bud.
Cullen nodded. “Queer roost
where this Senator is to hang out, isn’t it?”
“He can’t be a rich one, then,”
suggested Haines.
Cullen chuckled.
“Perhaps he’s an honest one.”
“I hadn’t thought of that.
You always were original, Dickie,” commented
Haines, dryly. “By the way, what do you
know about him?”
“Nothing, except that the Evening
Call printed a picture of his eldest daughter says
she’s the queen daughter of the South, a famous
beauty, rich planter for a father, mother left her
a fortune ”
“She’ll cut quite a social
caper with this hotel’s name on her cards, won’t
she?” broke in Haines, as he led Cullen to a
seat to await the expected legislator, whose train
was late.
“I don’t know very much
about him myself,” said Haines. “All
I’ve been able to discover is that Stevens said
the word which elected him, and that looks bad.
Great glory! When I think what a Senator of the
right sort has a chance to do here in Washington a
nonpartisan, straight-out-from-the-shoulder man!”
He paused to shake his head in disgust. “You
know these fellows here in the Senate don’t even
see their chance. Why, if you and I didn’t
do any more to hold our jobs than they do, we’d
be fired by wire the first day. They know just
the old political game, that’s all.”
“Its a great game, though, Bud,”
sighed Cullen, longingly, for, like many newspaper
men, he had the secret feeling that he was cut out
to be a great politician.
“Sure, it’s a great game,
as a game,” agreed Haines. “So is
bridge, and stud poker, and three-card monte, and
flim-flam generally. Take this new man Langdon,
for instance. Chosen by Stevens, he’ll probably
be perfectly obedient, perfectly easy going, perfectly
blind and perfectly useless. What’s
wanted now is to get the work done, not play the game.”
Thoroughly a cynic through his years
of experience as a newspaper man, which had shown
the inside workings of many important phases of the
seemingly conventional life of this complex world,
Cullen pretended unbounded enthusiasm.
“Hear! hear!” he shouted.
“All you earnest citizens come vote for Reformer
Haines. I’m for you, Bud. What do I
get in your cabinet? I’ve joined the reformers,
too, and, like all of them, me for P-U-R-I-T-Y as
long as she gives me a meal ticket.”
But not even Cullen could make Haines
consider his views on the necessity of political regeneration
to be ridiculous. His optimism could not be snuffed
out, for he was a genuine believer that the natural
tendency of humankind was to do right. Wrong he
believed to be the outcome of unnatural causes.
This quality, combined with his practical knowledge
of the world and his courage, made him a formidable
man, one who would one day accomplish big things if
he got the chance.
“You know you can’t shut
me up, Dick,” was his response to Cullen’s
oratorical flight. “I’m going to have
my say. I don’t see why a Senator shouldn’t
be honest. All I want them to do is to play a
new game. Let ’em at least seem to be honest,
attend to their business, forget politics. The
country sends them here to work, and if they do the
work the people really don’t care a hang what
party they belong to.”
“Come out of it, Bud. Your
brain is wabbly,” yawned Cullen, wearily.
“I’ll buy a drink if you’ll quiet
down. Let’s be comfortable till this fellow
Langdon appears.” He caught his friend by
the arm and in spite of protest dragged him off to
the cafe just as young Langdon and Congressman Norton
came down through the lobby.
Though but few years older than Randolph
Langdon, Charles Norton had long exercised strong
influence over him because of his wider experience
in the world’s affairs. Like his father,
young Langdon had stayed close to the plantation most
of his life, particularly after leaving school, devoting
his attention to studying the business of conducting
the family’s big estate. Norton brought
him the atmosphere of the big outside world he yearned
to see even as did his sister Carolina, and he imitated
Norton’s manners, his dress and mode of speech.
The Congressman’s habit of confiding in Randolph,
a subtle compliment, was deeply appreciated by the
lad, who unconsciously became a continual advertiser
of Norton’s many virtues to Carolina and to
his father, all of which the Congressman knew.
That Norton’s political career
was the outcome of Carolina Langdon’s ambition
to shine in gay society was known to his friends as
well as his family, and his desire to win her and
place her where she could satisfy every whim had developed
almost to a frenzy. Seeing evidences of Senator
Stevens’ vast influence, he did not hesitate
to seek a close relationship with him, and the Senator
was clever enough to lead Norton to consider him his
friend.
At the start of his political career
Norton had higher ideas of honor than guided his actions
now that he had become a part of the political machine
that controlled his native State of Mississippi, and
of the bipartisan combination that dominated both
houses of Congress in the interest of the great railway
and industrial corporations. Senator Stevens
and other powers had so distorted Norton’s view
of the difference between public and private interests
and their respective rights that he had come to believe
captial to be the sacred heritage of the nation which
must be protected at any cost. The acceptance
of a retainer from the C. St. and P. Railroad Company
for wholly unnecessary services in Washington only
another way of buying a man a transaction
arranged by Senator Stevens, was but another stage
in the disintegration of the young Congressman’s
character, but it brought him just that much closer
to the point where he could claim Carolina Langdon
as his own. And opportunity does not knock twice
at a man’s door unless he is at the
head of the machine.
Norton, the persevering young law
student who loved the girl who had been his boyhood
playmate, was now Norton who coveted her father’s
lands, who boasted that he was on the “inside”
in Washington, who was on the way to fortune if
the new Senator from Mississippi would or could be
forced to stand in favor of the Altacoola naval base.
His conversation with Randolph Langdon,
as Haines and Cullen saw them pass through the hotel
lobby, illustrated the nature of the Norton of the
present and his interest in the Altacoola scheme.
“There’s no reason why
you shouldn’t come in on the ground floor in
this proposition, Randolph,” he was urging in
continuance of the conversation begun over a table
in the cafe. “No reason why you shouldn’t
do it, my boy. Why, are you still a child, or
are you really a man? You have now drafts for
$50,000, haven’t you?”
“Yeah,” agreed Langdon,
chagrined at Norton’s insinuation of youthfulness
and anxious to prove that he was really a man of affairs,
“I’ve got the fifty thousand, Charlie,
but but, you see, that’s the money
for improvements on the plantation. As father
has put me in as manager I want to make a showing.”
“You can’t make it until
spring,” urged Norton. “The money’s
got to lie in the bank all winter. Now, why don’t
you make a hundred thousand with it instead of letting
it lie idle? Isn’t that simple?”
The younger man’s eyes opened
wide, and his imagination, stimulated by the special
brand of Bourbon whisky Norton had ordered for him,
took rapid bounds.
“One hundred thousand!
You mean I could make a hundred thousand with my fifty
between now and spring?”
“Sure as a nigger likes gin,”
replied Norton, confidently.
“How?” asked Langdon.
The young Congressman leaned over confidentially.
“This is under your hat, Randolph. You
can keep quiet?”
Langdon nodded eagerly.
“Then put it into Altacoola land.”
“The naval base?” gasped Langdon.
Norton nodded.
“Now you’ve hit it.
The Government will select Altacoola for a naval base.
Then land will jump ’way up to never, and you’ll
clean up a hundred thousand at the least. Isn’t
it simple? There are, a thousand people with
money who would just love to have this chance.
And I’m giving it to you because of our friendship.
I want to do you a good turn. I’ve got
my money in there.”
Young Langdon was visibly impressed.
“You’ve always treated
me right, Charlie; you’ve been for me, I know.
But suppose the Government doesn’t select Altacoola.
Gulf City’s in the running.”
Norton laughed sarcastically.
“Gulf City is a big bunch of
mud flats. Besides, I’ll tell you something
else. Just between us, remember.” He
waited for the boy’s eager nod before he went
on. “The big men are behind Altacoola.
Standard Steel wants Altacoola, and what Standard Steel
wants from Congress you can bet your bottom dollar
Standard Steel gets. They know their business
at N Broadway. Now, then, are you satisfied?”
Randolph was more than satisfied.
Already he felt himself rich, and honestly rich, too,
for Norton had convinced him that there was no reason
why he should not use the $50,000 of his father’s,
when it had to lie in the bank anyhow all winter,
and he would have it back in time to use on the plantation
in the spring when it was needed. How proud of
him his father would be when he showed him a clear
profit of $100,000!
“I’ll go get the drafts
at once, Charlie, and I’m mighty much obliged
to you,” he said, with gratitude in his voice.
Norton’s smile was one of deep satisfaction.
“That’s all right, Randolph.
You know I want to do anything I can for you.”
Randolph was starting for his room
when Haines and Cullen turned sharply around the corner
of the hotel desk. Again Bud and the young Southerner
accidentally collided.
“Where are you going? Can’t
you look out?” blurted Langdon.
Haines grinned.
“Guess it’s your fault this time.”
“Oh, it is, is it?” irritably
replied Randolph, who as the “young marse”
had been accustomed to considerable deference on the
plantation. “Well, take that,” he
angrily cried, aiming a savage swing at Haines.
The reporter’s athletic training
proved of ready service. Dodging under the clenched
fist, he turned dexterously, seized young Langdon’s
outstretched wrist and bent the arm down over his (Haines’)
shoulder as though to throw the young attacker with
the wrestler’s “flying mare.”
Langdon was helpless, as Haines had also secured his
free hand, but instead of completing the “throw”
the reporter walked away with his foe held securely
on his back to put him to bed, a kindly
service, in view of Randolph’s mental state.
From across the lobby Charles Norton
had watched Randolph’s discomfiting encounter
with Haines with amusement.
“Now that I’ve got the
young fellow to sew up his old man’s money in
Altacoola land,” he chuckled, “reckon Senator
William H. Langdon won’t see anything wrong
with that same noble tract of universe when he comes
to vote for the naval base. Senator Stevens will
be pleased.”