In the Autumn of 1717, Peter the Great, coming home from his celebrated French journey, paid Friedrich Wilhelm a visit; and passed four days at Berlin.  Of which let us give one glimpse, if we can with brevity.

Friedrich Wilhelm and the Czar, like in several points, though so dissimilar in others, had always a certain regard for one another; and at this time, they had been brought into closer intercourse by their common peril from Charles XII., ever since that Stralsund business.  The peril was real, especially with a Gortz and Alberoni putting hand to it; and the alarm, the rumor, and uncertainty were great in those years.  The wounded Lion driven indignant into his lair, with Plotting Artists now operating upon the rage of the noble animal :  who knows what spring he will next take?  George I. had a fleet cruising in the Baltic Sounds, and again a fleet;-paying, in that oblique way, for Bremen and Verden; which were got, otherwise, such a bargain to his Hanover.  Czar Peter had marched an Army into Denmark; united Russians and Danes count fifty thousand there; for a conjunct invasion, and probable destruction, of Sweden :  but that came to nothing; Charles looking across upon it too dangerously, “visible in clear weather over from the Danish side.” [1716 :  Fassmann, .] So Peter’s troops have gone home again; Denmark too glad to get them away.  Perhaps they would have stayed in Denmark altogether; much liking the green pastures and convenient situation,-had not Admiral Norris with his cannon been there!  Perhaps?  And the Pretender is coming again, they say?  And who knows what is coming?-How Gortz, in about a year hence was laid hold of, and let go, and then ultimately tried and beheaded (once his lion Master was disposed of); [19th March, 1719 :  see Kohler (Munzbelustiggungen, v-240, xvi-304) for many curious details of Gortz and his end.] how, Ambassador Cellamare, and the Spanish part of the Plot, having been discovered in Paris, Cardinal Alberoni at Madrid was discovered, and the whole mystery laid bare; all that mad business, of bringing the Pretender into England, throwing out George I., throwing out the Regent d’Orléans, and much more,-is now sunk silent enough, not worthy of reawakening; but it was then a most loud matter; filling the European Courts, and especially that of Berlin, with rumors and apprehensions.  No wonder Friedrich Wilhelm was grateful for that Swedish Peace of his, and named his little daughter “Ulrique” in honor of it.  Tumultuous cloud-world of Lapland Witchcraft had ceased hereby, and daylight had begun :  old women (or old Cardinals) riding through the sky, on broomsticks, to meet Satan, where now are they?  The fact still dimly perceptible is, Europe, thanks to that pair of Black-Artists, Gortz and Alberoni, not to mention Law the Finance-Wizard and his French incantations, had been kept generally, for these three or four years past, in the state of a Haunted House; riotous Goblins, of unknown dire intent, walking now in this apartment of it, now in that; no rest anywhere for the perturbed inhabitants.

As to Friedrich Wilhelm, his plan in 1717, as all along, in this bewitched state of matters, was :  To fortify his Frontier Towns; Memel, Wesel, to the right and left, especially to fortify Stettin, his new acquisition;-and to put his Army, and his Treasury (or Army-CHEST), more and more in order.  In that way we shall better meet whatever goblins there may be, thinks Friedrich Wilhelm.  Count Lottum, hero of the Prussians at Malplaquet, is doing his scientific uttermost in Stettin and those Frontier Towns.  For the rest, his Majesty, invited by the Czar and France, has been found willing to make paction with them, as he is with all pacific neighbors.  In fact, the Czar and he had their private Conference, at Havelberg, last year,-Havelberg, some sixty miles from Berlin, on the road towards Denmark, as Peter was passing that way;-ample Conference of five days; [23d-28th November, 1716 :  Fassmann, .]-privately agreeing there, about many points conducive to tranquillity.  And it was on that same errand, though ostensibly to look after Art and the higher forms of Civilization so called, that Peter had been to France on this celebrated occasion of 1717.  We know he saw much Art withal; saw Marly, Trianon and the grandeurs and politenesses;-saw, among other things, “a Medal of himself fall accidentally at his feet;” polite Medal “just getting struck in the Mint, with a rising sun on it; and the motto, VIRES ACQUIRIT EUNDO.” [Voltaire, OEuvres Completes (Histoire du Czar Pierre), xxx.-Kohler in Munzbelustigungen, xvi-392 (this very MEDAL the subject), gives authentic account, day by day, of the Czar’s visit there.] Ostensibly it was to see CETTE BELLE FRANCE; but privately withal the Czar wished to make his bargain, with the Regent d’Orléans, as to these goblins walking in the Northern and Southern parts, and what was to be done with them.  And the result has been, the Czar, Friedrich Wilhelm and the said Regent have just concluded an Agreement; [4th August, 1717; Buchholz, .] undertaking in general, that the goblins shall be well watched; that they Three will stand by one another in watching them.  And now the Czar will visit Berlin in passing homewards again.  That is the position of affairs, when he pays this visit.  Peter had been in Berlin more than once before; but almost always in a succinct rapid condition; never with his “Court” about him till now.  This is his last, and by far his greatest, appearance in Berlin.

Such a transit, of the Barbaric semi-fabulous Sovereignties, could not but be wonderful to everybody there.  It evidently struck Wilhelmina’s fancy, now in her ninth year, very much.  What her little Brother did in it, or thought of it, I nowhere find hinted; conclude only that it would remain in his head too, visible occasionally to the end of his life.  Wilhelmina’s Narrative, very loose, dateless or misdated, plainly wrong in various particulars, has still its value for us :  human eyes, even a child’s, are worth something, in comparison to human want-of-eyes, which is too frequent in History-books and elsewhere!-Czar Peter is now forty-five, his Czarina Catherine about thirty-one.  It was in 1698 that he first passed this way, going towards Saardam and practical Ship-building :  within which twenty years what a spell of work done!  Victory of Pultawa is eight years behind him; [27th June, 1709.] victories in many kinds are behind him :  by this time he is to be reckoned a triumphant Czar; and is certainly the strangest mixture of heroic virtue and brutish Samoeidic savagery the world at any time had.

It was Sunday, 19th September, 1717, when the Czar arrived in Berlin.  Being already sated with scenic parades, he had begged to be spared all ceremony; begged to be lodged in Monbijou, the Queen’s little Garden-Palace with river and trees round it, where he hoped to be quietest.  Monbijou has been set apart accordingly; the Queen, not in the benignest humor, sweeping all her crystals and brittle things away; knowing the manners of the Muscovites.  Nor in the way of ceremony was there much :  King and Queen drove out to meet him; rampart-guns gave three big salvos, as the Czarish Majesty stept forth.  “I am glad to see you, my Brother Friedrich,” said Peter, in German, his only intelligible language; shaking hands with the Brother Majesty, in a cordial human manner.  The Queen he, still more cordially, “would have kissed;” but this she evaded, in some graceful effective way.  As to the Czarina,-who, for OBSTETRIC and other reasons, of no moment to us, had stayed in Wesel all the time he was in France,-she followed him now at two days’ distance; not along with him, as Wilhelmina has it.  Wilhelmina says, she kissed the Queen’s hand, and again and again kissed it; begged to present her Ladies,-“about four hundred so-called Ladies, who were of her Suite.”-Surely not so many as four hundred, you too witty Princess?  “Mere German serving-maids for the most part,” says the witty Princess; “Ladies when there is occasion, then acting as chambermaids, cooks, washerwomen, when that is over.”

Queen Sophie was averse to salute these creatures; but the Czarina Catherine making reprisals upon our Margravines, and the King looking painfully earnest in it, she prevailed upon herself.  Was there ever seen such a travelling tagraggery of a Sovereign Court before?  “Several of these creatures [PRESQUE TOUTES, says the exaggerative Princess] had, in their arms, a baby in rich dress; and if you asked, ’Is that yours, then?’ they answered, making salaams in Russian style, ’The Czar did me the honor (m’a fait l’honneur de me faire cet enfant )!-

Which statement, if we deduct the due 25 per cent, is probably not mythic, after all.  A day or two ago, the Czar had been at Magdeburg, on his way hither, intent upon inspecting matters there; and the Official Gentlemen,-President Cocceji (afterwards a very celebrated man) at the head of them,-waited on the Czar, to do what was needful.  On entering, with the proper Address or complimentary Harangue, they found his Czarish Majesty “standing between two Russian Ladies,” clearly Ladies of the above sort; for they stood close by him, one of his arms was round the neck of each, and his hands amused themselves by taking liberties in that posture, all the time Cocceji spoke.  Nay, even this was as nothing among the Magdeburg phenomena.  Next day, for instance, there appeared in the audience-chamber a certain Serene high-pacing Duke of Mecklenburg, with his Duchess;-thrice-unfortunate Duke, of whom we shall too often hear again; who, after some adventures, under Charles XII. first of all, and then under the enemies of Charles, had, about a year ago, after divorcing his first Wife, married a Niece of Peters :-Duke and Duchess arrive now, by order or gracious invitation of their Sovereign Uncle, to accompany him in those parts; and are announced to an eager Czar, giving audience to his select Magdeburg public.  At sight of which most desirable Duchess and Brother’s Daughter, how Peter started up, satyr-like, clasping her in his arms, and snatching her into an inner room, with the door left ajar, and there-It is too Samoeidic for human speech! and would excel belief, were not the testimony so strong. [Pollnitz (Memoiren, i gives Friedrich Wilhelm as voucher, “who used to relate it as from eye-and-ear witnesses.”] A Duke of Mecklenburg, it would appear, who may count himself the NON-PLUS-ULTRA of husbands in that epoch;-as among Sovereign Rulers, too, in a small or great way, he seeks his fellow for ill-luck!

Duke and Duchess accompanied the Czar to Berlin, where Wilhelmina mentions them, as presentees; part of those “four hundred” anomalies.  They took the Czar home with them to Mecklenburg :  where indeed some Russian Regiments of his, left here on their return from Denmark, had been very useful in coercing the rebellious Ritterschaft (KNIGHTAGE, or Landed-Gentry) of this Duke,-till at length the general outcry, and voice of the Reich itself, had ordered the said Regiments to get on march again, and take themselves away. [The LAST of them, “July, 1717;” two months ago. (Michaelis, i.)] For all is rebellion, passive rebellion, in Mecklenburg; taxes being so indispensable; and the Knights so disinclined; and this Duke a Sovereign,-such as we may construe from his quarrelling with almost everybody, and his NOT quarrelling with an Uncle Peter of that kind. [One poor hint, on his behalf, let us not omit :  “WIFE quitted him in 1719, and lived at Moscow afterwards!” (General Mannstein, Memoirs of Russia, London, 1770, n.)] His troubles as Sovereign Duke, his flights to Dantzig, oustings, returns, law-pleadings and foolish confusions, lasted all his life, thirty years to come; and were bequeathed as a sorrowful legacy to Posterity and the neighboring Countries.  Voltaire says, the Czar wished to buy his Duchy from him. [Ubi supra, xxx.] And truly, for this wretched Duke, it would have been good to sell it at any price :  but there were other words than his to such a bargain, had it ever been seriously meditated.  By this extraordinary Duchess he becomes Father (real or putative) of a certain Princess, whom we may hear of; and through her again is Grandfather of an unfortunate Russian Prince, much bruited about, as “the murdered Iwan,” in subsequent times.  With such a Duke and Duchess let our acquaintance be the MINIMUM of what necessity compels.

Wilhelmina goes by hearsay hitherto; and, it is to be hoped, had heard nothing of these Magdeburg-Mecklenburg phenomena; but after the Czarinas arrival, the little creature saw with her own eyes :-

“Next day,” that is, Wednesday, 22d “the Czar and his Spouse came to return the Queen’s visit; and I saw the Court myself.”  Palace Grand-Apartments; Queen advancing a due length, even to the outer guard-room; giving the Czarina her right hand, and leading her into her audience-chamber in that distinguished manner :  King and Czar followed close;-and here it was that Wilhelmina’s personal experiences began.  “The Czar at once recognized me, having seen me before, five years ago [March, 1713].  He caught me in his arms; fell to kissing me, like to flay the skin off my face.  I boxed his ears, sprawled, and struggled with all my strength; saying I would not allow such familiarities, and that he was dishonoring me.  He laughed greatly at this idea; made peace, and talked a long time with me.  I had got my lesson :  I spoke of his fleet and his conquests;-which charmed him so much, that he said more than once to the Czarina, ’If he could have a child like me, he would willingly give one of his Provinces in exchange.’  The Czarina also caressed me a good deal.  The Queen [Mamma] and she placed themselves under the dais, each in an arm-chair” of proper dignity; “I was at the Queen’s side, and the Princesses of the Blood,” Margravines above spoken of, “were opposite to her,”-all in a standing posture, as is proper.

“The Czarina was a little stumpy body, very brown, and had neither air nor grace :  you needed only look at her, to guess her low extraction.”  It is no secret, she had been a kitchen-wench in her Lithuanian native country; afterwards a female of the kind called unfortunate, under several figures :  however, she saved the Czar once, by her ready-wit and courage, from a devouring Turkish Difficulty, and he made her fortunate and a Czarina, to sit under the dais as now.  “With her huddle of clothes, she looked for all the world like a German Play-actress; her dress, you would have said, had been bought at a second-hand shop; all was out of fashion, all was loaded with silver and greasy dirt.  The front of her bodice she had ornamented with jewels in a very singular pattern :  A double-eagle in embroidery, and the plumes of it set with poor little diamonds, of the smallest possible carat, and very ill mounted.  All along the facing of her gown were Orders and little things of metal; a dozen Orders, and as many Portraits of saints, of relics and the like; so that when she walked, it was with a jingling, as if you heard a mule with bells to its harness.”-Poor little Czarina; shifty nutbrown fellow-creature, strangely chased about from the bottom to the top of this world; it is evident she does not succeed at Queen Sophie Dorothees Court!-

“The Czar, on the other hand, was very tall, and might be called handsome,” continues Wilhelmina :  “his countenance was beautiful, but had something of savage in it which put you in fear.”  Partly a kind of Milton’s-Devil physiognomy?  The Portraits give it rather so.  Archangel not quite ruined, yet in sadly ruinous condition; its heroism so bemired,-with a turn for strong drink, too, at times!  A physiognomy to make one reflect.  “His dress was of sailor fashion, coat, altogether plain.”

“The Czarina, who spoke German very ill herself, and did not understand well what the Queen said, beckoned to her Fool to come near,”-a poor female creature, who had once been a Princess Galitzin, but having got into mischief, had been excused to the Czar by her high relations as mad, and saved from death or Siberia, into her present strange harbor of refuge.  With her the Czarina talked in unknown Russ, evidently “laughing much and loud,” till Supper was announced.

“At table,” continues Wilhelmina, “the Czar placed himself beside the Queen.  It is understood this Prince was attempted with poison in his youth, and that something of it had settled on his nerves ever after.  One thing is certain, there took him very often a sort of convulsion, like Tic or St.-Vitus, which it was beyond his power to control.  That happened at table now.  He got into contortions, gesticulations; and as the knife was in his hand, and went dancing about within arm’s-length of the Queen, it frightened her, and she motioned several times to rise.  The Czar begged her not to mind, for he would do her no ill; at the same time he took her by the hand, which he grasped with such violence that the Queen was forced to shriek out.  This set him heartily laughing; saying she had not bones of so hard a texture as his Catherine’s.  Supper done, a grand Ball had been got ready; but the Czar escaped at once, and walked home by himself to Monbijou, leaving the others to dance.”

Wilhelmina’s story of the Cabinet of Antiques; of the Indecent little Statue there, and of the orders Catherine got to kiss it, with a “KOPF AB (Head off, if you won’t)!” from the bantering Czar, whom she had to obey,-is not incredible, after what we have seen.  It seems, he begged this bit of Antique Indecency from Friedrich Wilhelm; who, we may fancy, would give him such an article with especial readiness.  That same day, fourth of the Visit, Thursday, 23d of the month, the august Party went its ways again; Friedrich Wilhelm convoying “as far as Potsdam;” Czar and Suite taking that route towards Mecklenburg, where he still intends some little pause before proceeding homeward.  Friedrich Wilhelm took farewell; and never saw the Czar again.

It was on this Journey, best part of which is now done, that the famous Order bore, “Do it for six thousand thalers; won’t allow you one other penny (nit einen Pfennig gebe mehr dazu ); but give out to the world that it costs me thirty or forty thousand!” Nay, it is on record that the sum proved abundant, and even superabundant, near half of it being left as overplus. [Forster, .] The hospitalities of Berlin, Friedrich Wilhelm took upon himself, and he has done them as we see.  You shall defray his Czarish Majesty, to the last Prussian milestone; punctually, properly, though with thrift!

Peter’s, VIATICUM, the Antique Indecency, Friedrich Wilhelm did not grudge to part with; glad to purchase the Czar’s good-will by coin of that kind.  Last year, at Havelberg, he had given the Czar an entire Cabinet of Amber Articles, belonging to his late Father.  Amber Cabinet, in the lump; and likewise such a Yacht, for shape, splendor and outfit, as probably Holland never launched before;-Yacht also belonging to his late Father, and without value to Friedrich Wilhelm.  The old King had got it built in Holland, regardless of expense,-15,000 pounds, they say, perhaps as good as 50,000 pounds now;-and it lay at Potsdam :  good for what?  Friedrich Wilhelm sent it down the Havel, down the Elbe, silk sailors and all, towards Hamburg and Petersburg, with a great deal of pleasure.  For the Czar, and peace and good-will with the Czar, was of essential value to him.  Neither, at any rate, is the Czar a man to take gifts without return.  Tall fellows for soldiers :  that is always one prime object with Friedrich Wilhelm; for already these Potsdam Guards of his are getting ever more gigantic.  Not less an object, though less an ideal or POETIC one (as we once defined), was this other, to find buyers for the Manufactures, new and old, which he was so bent on encouraging.  “It is astonishing, what quantities of cloth, of hardware, salt, and all kinds of manufactured articles the Russians buy from us,” say the old Books;-“see how our ‘Russian Company’ flourishes!” In both these objects, not to speak of peace and good-will in general, the Czar is our man.

Thus, this very Autumn, there arrive, astonished and astonishing, no fewer than a hundred and fifty human figures (one half MORE than were promised), probably from seven to eight feet high; the tallest the Czar could riddle out from his Dominions :  what a windfall to the Potsdam Guard and its Colonel-King!  And all succeeding Autumns the like, so long as Friedrich Wilhelm lived; every Autumn, out of Russia a hundred of the tallest mortals living.  Invaluable,-to a “man of genius” mounted on his hobby!  One’s “stanza” can be polished at this rate.

In return for these Russian sons of Anak, Friedrich Wilhelm grudged not to send German smiths, millwrights, drill-sergeants, cannoneers, engineers; having plenty of them.  By whom, as Peter well calculated, the inert opaque Russian mass might be kindled into luminosity and vitality; and drilled to know the Art of War, for one thing.  Which followed accordingly.  And it is observable, ever since, that the Russian Art of War has a tincture of GERMAN in it (solid German, as contradistinguished from unsolid Revolutionary-French); and hints to us of Friedrich Wilhelm and the Old Dessauer, to this hour.-EXEANT now the Barbaric semi-fabulous Sovereignties, till wanted again.