Readers were anticipating it, readers have no sympathy; but the sad fact is, Britannic Majesty has NOT got out his sword; this second paroxysm of his proves vain as the first did!  Those laggard Dutch, dead to the Cause of Liberty, it is they again.  Just as the hour was striking, they - plump down, in spite of magnanimous Stair, into their mud again; cannot be hoisted by engineering.  And, after all that filling and emptying of water-casks, and pumping and puffing, and straining of every fibre for a twelvemonth past, Britannic Majesty had to sit down again, panting in an Olympian manner, with that expensive long sword of his still sticking in the scabbard.

Tongue cannot tell what his poor little Majesty has suffered from those Dutch, - checking one’s noble rage, into mere zero, always; making of one’s own glorious Army a mere expensive Phantasm!  Hanoverian, Hessian, British:  40,000 fighters standing in harness, year after year, at such cost; and not the killing of a French turkey to be had of them in return.  Patience, Olympian patience, withal!  He cantons his troops in the Netherlands Towns; many of the British about Ghent (who consider the provisions, and customs, none of the best); [Letters of Officers, from Ghent (Westminster Journal, Ocd, &c.).] his Hanoverians, Hessians, farther northward, Hanover way; - and, greatly daring, determines to try again, next Spring.  Carteret himself shall go and flagitate the Dutch.  Patience; whip and hoist! - What a conclusion, snorts the indignant British Public through its Gazetteers.

“Next year, yes, exclaims one indignant Editor:  ’if talking will do business, we shall no doubt perform wonders; for we have had as much talking and puffing since February last, as during any ten years of the late Administration’ [The Daily Post, December 31st (o.s.), 1742.] [under poor Walpole, whom you could not enough condemn]!  The Dutch? exclaims another:  ’If WE were a Free People [F -  P -  he puts it, joining caution with his rage], QUOERE, Whether Holland would not, at this juncture, come cap in hand, to sue for our protection and alliance; instead of making us dance attendance at the Hague?’ Yes, indeed; - and then the CASE OF THE HANOVER FORCES (fear not, reader; I understand your terror of locked-jaw, and will never mention said CASE again); but it is singular to the Gazetteer mind, That these Hanover Forces are to be paid by England, as appears; Hanover, as if without interest in the matter, paying nothing!  Upon which, in covert form of symbolic adumbration, of witty parable, what stinging commentaries, not the first, nor by many thousands the last (very sad reading in our day) on this paltry Hanover Connection altogether:  What immensities it has cost poor England, and is like to cost, ‘the Lord of the Manor’ (great George our King) being the gentleman he is; and how England, or, as it is adumbratively called, ‘the Manor of St. James’s,’ is become a mere ‘fee-farm to Mumland.’  Unendurable to think of.  ’Bob Monopoly, the late Tallyman [adumbrative for Walpole, late Prime Minister], was much blamed on this account; and John the Carter [John Lord Carteret], Clerk of the Vestry and present favorite of his Lordship, is not behind Robin in his care for the Manor of MUMLAND’ [In Westminster Journal (Feth, n.s., 1743), a long Apologue in this strain.] (that contemptible Country, where their very beer is called MUM), - and no remedy within view?”

RETREAT FROM PRAG; ARMY OF THE ORIFLAMME, BOHEMIAN SECTION BOHEMIAN SECTION OF IT, MAKES EXIT.

“And Belleisle in Prag, left solitary there, with his heroic remnant, - gone now to 17,000, the fourth man of them in hospital, with Festititz Tolpatchery hovering round, and Winter and Hunger drawing nigh, - what is to become of Belleisle?  Prince Karl and the Grand-Duke had attended Maillebois to Bavaria; steadily to left of Maillebois between Austria and him; and are now busy in the Passau Country, bent on exploding those Seckendorf-Broglio operations and intentions, as the chief thing now.  Meanwhile they have detached Prince Lobkowitz to girdle in Belleisle again; for which Lobkowitz (say, 20,000, with the Festititz Tolpatchery included) will be easily able.  On the march thither he easily picked up (18th-25th November) that new French Post of Leitmeritz (Broglio’s fine ’Half-way House to Saxony and Provender’), with its garrison of 2,000:  the other posts and outposts, one and all, had to hurry home, in fear of a like fate.  Beyond the circuit of Prag, isolated in ten miles of burnt country, Belleisle has no resource except what his own head may furnish.  The black landscape is getting powdered with snow; one of the grimmest Winters, almost like that of 1740; Belleisle must see what he will do.

“Belleisle knows secretly what he will do.  Belleisle has orders to come away from Prag; bring his Army off, and the chivalry of France home to their afflicted friends. [Campagnes, v-251; Espagnac, .] A thing that would have been so feasible two months ago, while Maillebois was still wriggling in the Pass of Caaden; but which now borders on impossibility, if not reaches into it.  As a primary measure, Belleisle keeps those orders of his rigorously secret.  Within the Garrison, or on the part of Lobkowitz, there is a far other theory of Belleisle’s intentions.  Lobkowitz, unable to exist in the black circuit, has retired beyond it, and taken the eastern side of the Moldau, as the least ruined; leaving the Tolpatchery, under one Festititz, to caracole round the black horizon on the west.  Farther, as the Moldau is rolling ice, and Lobkowitz is afraid of his pontoons, he drags them out high and dry:  ‘Can be replaced in a day, when wanted.’  In a day; yes, thinks Belleisle, but not in less than a day; - and proceeds now to the consummation.  Detailed accounts exist, Belleisle’s own Account (rapid, exact, loftily modest); here, compressing to the utmost, let us snatch hastily the main features.

“On the 15th December, 1742, Prag Gates are all shut:  Enter if you like; but no outgate.  Monseigneur lé Marechal intends to have a grand foraging to-morrow, on the southwestern side of Prag.  Lobkowitz heard of it, in spite of the shut gates; for all Prag is against Belleisle, and does spy-work for Lobkowitz.  ‘Let him forage,’ thought Lobkowitz; ’he will not grow rich by what he gathers;’ and sat still, leaving his pontoons high and dry.  So that Belleisle, on the afternoon of December 16th, - between 12 and 14,000 men, near 4,000 of them cavalry, with cannon, with provision-wagons, baggage-wagons, goods and chattels in mass, - has issued through the two Southwestern Gates; and finds himself fairly out of Prag.  On the Pilsen road; about nightfall of the short winter day:  earth all snow and ‘VERGLAS,’ iron glazed; huge olive-colored curtains of the Dusk going down upon the Mountains ahead of him; shutting in a scene wholly grim for Belleisle.  Brigadier Chevert, a distinguished and determined man, with some 4,000 sick, convalescent and half able, is left in Prag to man the works; the Marechal has taken hostages, twenty Notabilities of Prag; and neglected no precaution.  He means towards Eger; has, at least, got one march ahead; and will do what is in him, he and every soul of those 14,000.  The officers have given their horses for the baggage-wagons, made every sacrifice; the word Homewards kindles a strange fire in all hearts; and the troops, say my French authorities, are unsurpassable.  The Marechal himself, victim of rheumatisms, cannot ride at all; but has his light sledge always harnessed; and, at a moment’s notice, is present everywhere.  Sleep, during these ten days and nights, he has little.

“Eger is 100 miles off, by the shortest Highway:  there are two bad Highways, one by Pilsen southerly, one by Karlsbad northerly, - with their bridges all broken, infested by Hussars: - we strike into a middle combination of country roads, intricate parish lanes; and march zigzag across these frozen wildernesses:  we must dodge these Festititz Hussar swarms; and cross the rivers near their springs.  Forward!  Perhaps some readers, for the high Belleisles sake, will look out these localities subjoined in the Note, and reduced to spelling. [Tachlowitz, Lischon (near Rakonitz); Jechnitz (as if you were for the Pilsen road; then turn as if for the Karlsbad one); Steben (not discoverable, but a DESPATCH from it, - Campagnes, , Chisch, Luditz, Theysing (hereabouts you break off into smaller columns, separate parties and patches, cavalry all ahead, among the Hills):  Schonthal AND Landeck (Belleisle passes Christmas-day at Landeck, - _ Campagnes,_ vi; Einsiedel (AND by Petschau), Lauterbach, Konigswart, AND likewise by Topl, Sandau, Treunitz (that is, into Eger from two sides).] Resting-places in this grim wilderness of his:  poor snow-clad Hamlets, - with their little hood of human smoke rising through the snow; silent all of them, except for the sound of here and there a flail, or crowing cock; - but have been awakened from their torpor by this transit of Belleisle.  Happily the bogs themselves are iron; deepest bog will bear.

“Festititz tries us twice, - very anxious to get Belleisle’s Army-chest, or money; we give him torrents of sharp shot instead.  Festititz, these two chief times, we pepper rapidly into the Hills again; he is reduced to hang prancing on our flanks and rear.  Men bivouac over fires of turf, amid snow, amid frost; tear down, how greedily, any wood-work for fire.  Leave a trumpet to beg quarter for the frozen and speechless; - which is little respected:  they are lugged in carts, stript by the savageries, and cruelly used.  There were first extensive plains, then boggy passes, intricate mountains; bog and rock; snow and VERGLAS. - On the 26th, after indescribable endeavors, we got into Eger; - some 1,300 (about one in ten) left frozen in the wilderness; and half the Army falling ill at Eger, of swollen limbs, sore-throats, and other fataler diseases, fatal then, or soon after.  Chevert, at Prag, refused summons from Prince Lobkowitz:  ’No, MON PRINCE; not by any means!  We will die, every man of us, first; and we will burn Prag withal!’ - So that Lobkowitz had to consent to everything; and escort Chevert to Eger, with bag and baggage, Lobkowitz furnishing the wagons.

“Comparable to the Retreat of Xenophon! cry many.  Every Retreat is compared to that.  A valiant feat, after all exaggerations.  A thing well done, say military men; - ’nothing to object, except that the troops were so ruined;’ - and the most unmilitary may see, it is the work of a high and gallant kind of man.  One of the coldest expeditions ever known.  There have been three expeditions or retreats of this kind which were very cold:  that of those Swedes in the Great Elector’s time (not to mention that of Karl XII.’s Army out of Norway, after poor Karl XII. got shot); that of Napoleon from Moscow; this of Belleisle, which is the only one brilliantly conducted, and not ending in rout and annihilation.

“The troops rest in Eger for a week or two; then homeward through the Ober-Pfalz: - ’go all across the Rhine at Speyer’ (5th February next); the Bohemian Section of the Oriflamme making exit in this manner.  Not quite the eighth man of them left; five-eighths are dead:  and there are about 12,000 prisoners, gone to Hungary, - who ran mostly to the Turks, such treatment had they, and were not heard of again.” [Guerre de Bohême, i (for this last fact).  IB. 204, and Espagnac, (for particulars of the Retreat); and still better, Belleisle’s own Despatch and Private Letter (Eger, 2d January and 5th January, 1743), in Campagnes, vi-21.] - Ah, Belleisle, Belleisle!

The Army of the Oriflamme gets home in this sad manner; Germany not cut in Four at all.  “Implacable Austrian badgers,” as we call them, “gloomily indignant bears,” how have they served this fine French hunting-pack; and from hunted are become hunters, very dangerous to contemplate!  At Frankfurt, Belleisle, for his own part, pauses; cannot, in this entirely down-broken state of body, serve his Majesty farther in the military business; will do some needful diplomatics with the Kaiser, and retire home to government of Metz, till his worn-out health recover itself a little.

A GLANCE AT VIENNA, AND THEN AT BERLIN.

Prince Karl had been busy upon Braunau (the BAVARIAN Braunau, not the BOHEMIAN or another, Seckendorf’s chief post on the Inn); had furiously bombarded Braunau, with red-hot balls, for some days; [2d-10th December (Espagnac, .] intent to explode the Seckendorf-Broglio projects before winter quite came.  Seckendorf, in a fine frenzy, calls to Broglio, “Help!” and again calls; both Kaiser and he, CRESCENDO to a high pitch, before Broglio will come.  “Relieve Braunau?  Well; - but no fighting farther, mark you!” answers Broglio.  To the disgust of Kaiser and Seckendorf; who were eager for a combined movement, and hearty attack on Prince Karl, with perhaps capture of Passau itself.  At sight of Broglio and Seckendorf combined, Prince Karl did at once withdraw from Braunau; but as to attacking him, - “NON; MILLE FOIS, NON!” answered Broglio disdainfully bellowing.  First grand quarrel of Broglio and Seckendorf; by no means their last.  Prince Karl put his men in winter-quarters, in those Passau regions; postponing the explosion of the Broglio-Seckendorf projects, till Spring; and returned to Vienna for the Winter gayeties and businesses there.  How the high Maria Theresa is contented, I do not hear; - readers may take this Note, which is authentic, though vague, and straggling over wide spaces of time still future.

“Does her Majesty still think of ’taking the command of her Armies on herself,’ high Amazon that she is!” Has not yet thought of that, I should guess.  “At one time she did seriously think of it, says a good witness; which is noteworthy. [Podewils, Der Wiener Hof (Court of Vienna, in the years 1746, 1747 and 1748; a curious set of REPORTS for Friedrich’s information, by Podewils, his Minister there); printed under that Title, “by the Imperial Academy of Sciences” (Wien, 1850); - may be worth alluding to again, if chance offer.] Her Husband has been with the Armies, once, twice; but never to much purpose (Brother Karl doing the work, if work were done); - and this is about the last time, or the last but one, this in Winter 1742.  She loves her Husband thoroughly, all along; but gives him no share in business, finding he understands nothing except Banking.  It is certain she chiefly was the reformer of her Army,” in years coming; “she, athwart many impediments.  An ardent rider, often on horseback, at paces furiously swift; her beautiful face tanned by the weather.  Very devout too; honest to the bone, athwart all her prejudices.  Since our own Elizabeth! no Woman, and hardly above one Man, is worth being named beside her as a Sovereign Ruler; - she is ’a living contradiction of the Salic Law,’ say her admirers.  Depends on England for money, All hearts and right hands in Austria are hers.  The loss of Schlesien, pure highway robbery, thrice-doleful loss and disgrace, rankles incurable in the noble heart, pious to its Fathers withal, and to their Heritages in the world, - we shall see with what issues, for the next twenty years, to that ‘BOSE MANN,’ unpardonably ‘wicked man’ of Brandenburg.  And indeed, to the end of her life, she never could get over it.  To the last, they say, if a Stranger, getting audience, were graciously asked, ‘From what Country, then?’ and should answer, ‘Schlesien, your Majesty!’ she would burst into tears. - ’Patience, high Madam!’ urges the Britannic Majesty:  ’Patience; may not there be compensation, if we hunt well?’” Austrian bears, implacable badgers, with Britannic mastiffs helping, now that the Belleisle Pack is down! -

At Berlin it was gay Carnival, while those tragedies went on:  Friedrich was opening his Opera-House, enjoying the first ballets, while Belleisle filed out of Prag that gloomy evening.  Our poor Kaiser will not “retain Bohemia,” then; how far from it!  The thing is not comfortable to Friedrich; but what help?

This is the gayest Carnival yet seen in Berlin, this immediately following the Peace; everybody saying to himself and others, “GAUDEAMUS, What a Season!” Not that, in the present hurry of affairs, I can dwell on operas, assemblies, balls, sledge-parties; or indeed have the least word to say on such matters, beyond suggesting them to the imagination of readers.  The operas, the carnival gayeties, the intricate considerations and diplomacies of this Winter, at Berlin and elsewhere, may be figured:  but here is one little speck, also from the Archives, which is worth saving.  Princess Ulrique is in her twenty-third year, Princess Amelia in her twentieth; beautiful clever creatures, both; Ulrique the more staid of the two.  “Never saw so gay a Carnival,” said everybody; and in the height of it, with all manner of gayeties going on, - think where the dainty little shoes have been pinching!

PRINCESSES ULRIQUE AND AMELIA TO THE KING.

BERLIN, “1st March, 1743.  “MY DEAREST BROTHER, - I know not if it is not too bold to trouble your Majesty on private affairs:  but the great confidence which my Sister [Amelia] and I have in your kindness encourages us to lay before you a sincere avowal as to the state of our bits of finances (NOS PETITES FINANCES), which are a good deal deranged just now; the revenues having, for two years and a half past, been rather small; amounting to only 400 crowns (60 pounds) a year; which could not be made to cover all the little expenses required in the adjustments of ladies.  This circumstance, added to our card-playing, though small, which we could not dispense with, has led us into debts.  Mine amount to 225 pounds (1,500 crowns); my Sister’s to 270 pounds (1,800 crowns).

“We have not spoken of it to the Queen-Mother, though we are well sure she would have tried to assist us; but as that could not have been done without some inconvenience to her, and she would have retrenched in some of her own little entertainments, I thought we should do better to apply direct to Your Majesty; being persuaded you would have taken it amiss, had we deprived the Queen of her smallest pleasure; - and especially, as we consider you, my dear Brother, the Father of the Family, and hope you will be so gracious as help us.  We shall never forget the kind acts of Your Majesty; and we beg you to be persuaded of the perfect and tender attachment with which we are proud to be all our lives, - Your Majesty’s most humble and most obedient Sisters and Servants,

“LOUISE-ULRIQUE; ANNE-AMELIE [which latter adds anxiously as Postscript, Ulrique having written hitherto],

“P.S.  I most humbly beg Your Majesty not to speak of this to the Queen-Mother, as perhaps she would not approve of the step we are now taking.” [OEuvres de Frederic, xxvii. .]

Poor little souls; bankruptcy just imminent!  I have no doubt Friedrich came handsomely forward on this grave occasion, though Dryasdust has not the grace to give me the least information. - “Frederic Baron Trenck,” loud-sounding Phantasm once famous in the world, now gone to the Nurseries as mythical, was of this Carnival 1742-43; and of the next, and NOT of the next again!  A tall actuality in that time; swaggering about in sumptuous Life-guard uniform, in his mess-rooms and assembly-rooms; much in love with himself, the fool.  And I rather think, in spite of his dog insinuations, neither Princess had heard of him till twenty years hence, in a very different phasis of his life!  The empty, noisy, quasi-tragic fellow; - sounds throughout quasi-tragically, like an empty barrel; well-built, longing to be FILLED. And it is scandalously false, what loud Trenck insinuates, what stupid Thiebault (always stupid, incorrect, and the prey of stupidities) confirms, as to this matter, - fit only for the Nurseries, till it cease altogether.

VOLTAIRE, AT PARIS, IS MADE IMMORTAL BY A KISS.

Voltaire and the divine Emilie are home to Cirey again; that of Brussels, with the Royal Aachen Excursion, has been only an interlude.  They returned, by slow stages, visit after visit, in October last, - some slake occurring, I suppose, in that interminable Honsbruck Lawsuit; and much business, not to speak of ennui, urging them back.  They are now latterly in Paris itself, safe in their own “little palace (PETIT PALAIS) at the point of the Isle;” little jewel of a house on the Isle St. Louis, which they are warming again, after long absence in Brussels and the barbarous countries.  They have returned hither, on sufferance, on good behavior; multitudes of small interests, small to us, great to them, - death of old Fleury, hopeful changes of Ministry, not to speak of theatricals and the like, - giving opportunity and invitation.  Madame, we observe, is marrying her Daughter:  the happy man a Duke of Montenero, ill-built Neapolitan, complexion rhubarb, and face consisting much of nose. [Letter of Voltaire, in _ OEuvres,_ lxxiii 24.] Madame never wants for business; business enough, were it only in the way of shopping, visiting, consulting lawyers, doing the Pure Sciences.

As to Voltaire, he has, as usual, Plays to get acted, - if he can.  MAHOMET, no; MORT DE CESAR, yes OR no; for the Authorities are shy, in spite of the Public.  One Play Voltaire did get acted, with a success, - think of it, reader!  The exquisite Tragedy MEROPE, perhaps now hardly known to you; of which you shall hear anon.

But Plays are not all.  Old Pleury being dead, there is again a Vacancy in the Academy; place among the sacred Forty, - vacant for Voltaire, if he can get it.  Voltaire attaches endless importance to this place; beautiful as a feather in one’s cap; useful also to the solitary Ishmael of Literature, who will now in a certain sense have Thirty-nine Comrades, and at least one fixed House-of-Call in this world.  In fine, nothing can be more ardent than the wish of M. de Voltaire for these supreme felicities.  To be of the Forty, to get his Plays acted, - oh, then were the Saturnian Kingdoms come; and a man might sing IO TRIUMPHE, and take his ease in the Creation, more or less!  Stealthily, as if on shoes of felt, - as if on paws of velvet, with eyes luminous, tail bushy, - he walks warily, all energies compressively summoned, towards that high goal.  Hush, steady!  May you soon catch that bit of savory red-herring, then; worthiest of the human feline tribe! - As to the Play MEROPE, here is the notable passage: 

“PARIS, WEDNESDAY, 20th FEBRUARY, 1743.  First night of MEROPE; which raised the Paris Public into transports, so that they knew not what to do, to express their feelings.  ‘Author!  M. de Voltaire!  Author!’ shouted they; summoning the Author, what is now so common, but was then an unheard-of originality.  ‘Author!  Author!’ Author, poor blushing creature, lay squatted somewhere, and durst not come; was ferreted out; produced in the Lady Villars’s Box, - Dowager Maréchale DE VILLARS, and her Son’s Wife DUCHESSE DE VILLARS, being there; known friends of Voltaire’s.  Between these Two he stands ducking some kind of bow; uncertain, embarrassed what to do; with a Theatre all in rapturous delirium round him, - uncertain it too, but not embarrassed.  ’Kiss him!  MADAME LA DUCHESSE DE VILLARS, EMBRASSEZ VOLTAIRE!’ Yes, kiss him, fair Duchess, in the name of France! shout all mortals; - and the younger Lady has to do it; does it with a charming grace; urged by Madame la Maréchale her mother-in-law. [Duvernet (T.  J. D. V.), Vie de Voltaire, ; Voltaire himself, OEuvres, i; Barbier, i.] Ah, and Madame la Maréchale was herself an old love of Voltaire’s; who had been entirely unkind to him!

“Thus are you made immortal by a Kiss; - and have not your choice of the Kiss, Fate having chosen for you.  The younger Lady was a Daughter of Marechal de Noailles [our fine old Marechal, gone to the Wars against his Britannic Majesty in those very weeks]:  infinitely clever (INFINIMENT D’ESPRIT); beautiful too, I understand, though towards forty; - hangs to the human memory, slightly but indissolubly, ever since that Wednesday Night of 1743.”

Old Marechal de Noailles is to the Wars, we said; - it is in a world all twinkling with watch-fires, and raked coals of War, that these fine Carnival things go on.  Noailles is 70,000 strong; posted in the Rhine Countries, middle and upper Rhine; vigilantly patrolling about, to support those staggering Bavarian Affairs; especially to give account of his Britannic Majesty.  Brittanic Majesty is thought to have got the Dutch hoisted, after all; to have his sword OUT; - and ere long does actually get on march; up the Rhine hitherward, as is too evident, to Noailles, to the Kaiser and everybody!