Poor old Benjy! The “rheumatiz”
has much to answer for all through English country-sides,
but it never played a scurvier trick than in laying
thee by the heels, when thou wast yet in a green old
age. The enemy, which had long been carrying
on a sort of border warfare, and trying his strength
against Benjy’s on the battlefield of his hands
and legs, now, mustering all his forces, began laying
siege to the citadel, and overrunning the whole country.
Benjy was seized in the back and loins; and though
he made strong and brave fight, it was soon clear
enough that all which could be beaten of poor old Benjy
would have to give in before long.
It was as much as he could do now,
with the help of his big stick and frequent stops,
to hobble down to the canal with Master Tom, and bait
his hook for him, and sit and watch his angling, telling
him quaint old country stories; and when Tom had no
sport, and detecting a rat some hundred yards or so
off along the bank, would rush off with Toby the turnspit
terrier, his other faithful companion, in bootless
pursuit, he might have tumbled in and been drowned
twenty times over before Benjy could have got near
him.
Cheery and unmindful of himself, as
Benjy was, this loss of locomotive power bothered
him greatly. He had got a new object in his old
age, and was just beginning to think himself useful
again in the world. He feared much, too, lest
Master Tom should fall back again into the hands of
Charity and the women. So he tried everything
he could think of to get set up. He even went
an expedition to the dwelling of one of those queer
mortals, who - say what we will, and reason
how we will - do cure simple people of diseases
of one kind or another without the aid of physic,
and so get to themselves the reputation of using charms,
and inspire for themselves and their dwellings great
respect, not to say fear, amongst a simple folk such
as the dwellers in the Vale of White Horse. Where
this power, or whatever else it may be, descends upon
the shoulders of a man whose ways are not straight,
he becomes a nuisance to the neighbourhood - a
receiver of stolen goods, giver of love-potions, and
deceiver of silly women - the avowed enemy
of law and order, of justices of the peace, head-boroughs,
and gamekeepers, - such a man, in fact, as
was recently caught tripping, and deservedly dealt
with by the Leeds justices, for seducing a girl who
had come to him to get back a faithless lover, and
has been convicted of bigamy since then. Sometimes,
however, they are of quite a different stamp - men
who pretend to nothing, and are with difficulty persuaded
to exercise their occult arts in the simplest cases.
Of this latter sort was old Farmer
Ives, as he was called, the “wise man”
to whom Benjy resorted (taking Tom with him as usual),
in the early spring of the year next after the feast
described in the last chapter. Why he was called
“farmer” I cannot say, unless it be that
he was the owner of a cow, a pig or two, and some
poultry, which he maintained on about an acre of land
inclosed from the middle of a wild common, on which
probably his father had squatted before lords of manors
looked as keenly after their rights as they do now.
Here he had lived no one knew how long, a solitary
man. It was often rumoured that he was to be turned
out and his cottage pulled down, but somehow it never
came to pass; and his pigs and cow went grazing on
the common, and his geese hissed at the passing children
and at the heels of the horse of my lord’s steward,
who often rode by with a covetous eye on the inclosure
still unmolested. His dwelling was some miles
from our village; so Benjy, who was half ashamed of
his errand, and wholly unable to walk there, had to
exercise much ingenuity to get the means of transporting
himself and Tom thither without exciting suspicion.
However, one fine May morning he managed to borrow
the old blind pony of our friend the publican, and
Tom persuaded Madam Brown to give him a holiday to
spend with old Benjy, and to lend them the Squire’s
light cart, stored with bread and cold meat and a
bottle of ale. And so the two in high glee started
behind old Dobbin, and jogged along the deep-rutted
plashy roads, which had not been mended after their
winter’s wear, towards the dwelling of the wizard.
About noon they passed the gate which opened on to
the large common, and old Dobbin toiled slowly up
the hill, while Benjy pointed out a little deep dingle
on the left, out of which welled a tiny stream.
As they crept up the hill the tops of a few birch-trees
came in sight, and blue smoke curling up through their
delicate light boughs; and then the little white thatched
home and inclosed ground of Farmer Ives, lying cradled
in the dingle, with the gay gorse common rising behind
and on both sides; while in front, after traversing
a gentle slope, the eye might travel for miles and
miles over the rich vale. They now left the main
road and struck into a green track over the common
marked lightly with wheel and horse-shoe, which led
down into the dingle and stopped at the rough gate
of Farmer Ives. Here they found the farmer, an
iron-gray old man, with a bushy eyebrow and strong
aquiline nose, busied in one of his vocations.
He was a horse and cow doctor, and was tending a sick
beast which had been sent up to be cured. Benjy
hailed him as an old friend, and he returned the greeting
cordially enough, looking however hard for a moment
both at Benjy and Tom, to see whether there was more
in their visit than appeared at first sight.
It was a work of some difficulty and danger for Benjy
to reach the ground, which, however, he managed to
do without mishap; and then he devoted himself to
unharnessing Dobbin and turning him out for a graze
("a run” one could not say of that virtuous
steed) on the common. This done, he extricated
the cold provisions from the cart, and they entered
the farmer’s wicket; and he, shutting up the
knife with which he was taking maggots out of the cow’s
back and sides, accompanied them towards the cottage.
A big old lurcher got up slowly from the door-stone,
stretching first one hind leg and then the other,
and taking Tom’s caresses and the presence of
Toby, who kept, however, at a respectful distance,
with equal indifference.
“Us be cum to pay ’ee
a visit. I’ve a been long minded to do’t
for old sake’s sake, only I vinds I dwon’t
get about now as I’d used to’t. I
be so plaguy bad wi’ th’ rheumatiz in
my back.” Benjy paused, in hopes of drawing
the farmer at once on the subject of his ailments without
further direct application.
“Ah, I see as you bean’t
quite so lissom as you was,” replied the farmer,
with a grim smile, as he lifted the latch of his door;
“we bean’t so young as we was, nother
on us, wuss luck.”
The farmer’s cottage was very
like those of the better class of peasantry in general.
A snug chimney corner with two seats, and a small
carpet on the hearth, an old flint gun and a pair of
spurs over the fireplace, a dresser with shelves on
which some bright pewter plates and crockeryware were
arranged, an old walnut table, a few chairs and settles,
some framed samplers, and an old print or two, and
a bookcase with some dozen volumes on the walls, a
rack with flitches of bacon, and other stores fastened
to the ceiling, and you have the best part of the
furniture. No sign of occult art is to be seen,
unless the bundles of dried herbs hanging to the rack
and in the ingle and the row of labelled phials on
one of the shelves betoken it.
Tom played about with some kittens
who occupied the hearth, and with a goat who walked
demurely in at the open door - while their
host and Benjy spread the table for dinner - and
was soon engaged in conflict with the cold meat, to
which he did much honour. The two old men’s
talk was of old comrades and their deeds, mute inglorious
Miltons of the Vale, and of the doings thirty years
back, which didn’t interest him much, except
when they spoke of the making of the canal; and then
indeed he began to listen with all his ears, and learned,
to his no small wonder, that his dear and wonderful
canal had not been there always - was not,
in fact, so old as Benjy or Farmer Ives, which caused
a strange commotion in his small brain.
After dinner Benjy called attention
to a wart which Tom had on the knuckles of his hand,
and which the family doctor had been trying his skill
on without success, and begged the farmer to charm
it away. Farmer Ives looked at it, muttered something
or another over it, and cut some notches in a short
stick, which he handed to Benjy, giving him instructions
for cutting it down on certain days, and cautioning
Tom not to meddle with the wart for a fortnight.
And then they strolled out and sat on a bench in the
sun with their pipes, and the pigs came up and grunted
sociably and let Tom scratch them; and the farmer,
seeing how he liked animals, stood up and held his
arms in the air, and gave a call, which brought a
flock of pigeons wheeling and dashing through the
birch-trees. They settled down in clusters on
the farmer’s arms and shoulders, making love
to him and scrambling over one another’s backs
to get to his face; and then he threw them all off,
and they fluttered about close by, and lighted on
him again and again when he held up his arms.
All the creatures about the place were clean and fearless,
quite unlike their relations elsewhere; and Tom begged
to be taught how to make all the pigs and cows and
poultry in our village tame, at which the farmer only
gave one of his grim chuckles.
It wasn’t till they were just
ready to go, and old Dobbin was harnessed, that Benjy
broached the subject of his rheumatism again, detailing
his symptoms one by one. Poor old boy! He
hoped the farmer could charm it away as easily as
he could Tom’s wart, and was ready with equal
faith to put another notched stick into his other
pocket, for the cure of his own ailments. The
physician shook his head, but nevertheless produced
a bottle, and handed it to Benjy, with instructions
for use. “Not as ’t’ll do ’ee
much good - leastways I be afeard not,”
shading his eyes with his hand, and looking up at
them in the cart. “There’s only one
thing as I knows on as’ll cure old folks like
you and I o’ th’ rheumatiz.”
“Wot be that then, farmer?” inquired Benjy.
“Churchyard mould,” said
the old iron-gray man, with another chuckle.
And so they said their good-byes and went their ways
home. Tom’s wart was gone in a fortnight,
but not so Benjy’s rheumatism, which laid him
by the heels more and more. And though Tom still
spent many an hour with him, as he sat on a bench
in the sunshine, or by the chimney corner when it
was cold, he soon had to seek elsewhere for his regular
companions.
Tom had been accustomed often to accompany
his mother in her visits to the cottages, and had
thereby made acquaintance with many of the village
boys of his own age. There was Job Rudkin, son
of widow Rudkin, the most bustling woman in the parish.
How she could ever have had such a stolid boy as Job
for a child must always remain a mystery. The
first time Tom went to their cottage with his mother,
Job was not indoors; but he entered soon after, and
stood with both hands in his pockets, staring at Tom.
Widow Rudkin, who would have had to cross madam to
get at young Hopeful - a breach of good manners
of which she was wholly incapable - began
a series of pantomime signs, which only puzzled him;
and at last, unable to contain herself longer, burst
out with, “Job! Job! where’s thy
cap?”
“What! bean’t ’ee
on ma head, mother?” replied Job, slowly extricating
one hand from a pocket, and feeling for the article
in question; which he found on his head sure enough,
and left there, to his mother’s horror and Tom’s
great delight.
Then there was poor Jacob Dodson,
the half-witted boy, who ambled about cheerfully,
undertaking messages and little helpful odds and ends
for every one, which, however, poor Jacob managed
always hopelessly to imbrangle. Everything came
to pieces in his hands, and nothing would stop in
his head. They nicknamed him Jacob Doodle-calf.
But above all there was Harry Winburn,
the quickest and best boy in the parish. He might
be a year older than Tom, but was very little bigger,
and he was the Crichton of our village boys. He
could wrestle and climb and run better than all the
rest, and learned all that the schoolmaster could
teach him faster than that worthy at all liked.
He was a boy to be proud of, with his curly brown
hair, keen gray eye, straight active figure, and little
ears and hands and feet, “as fine as a lord’s,”
as Charity remarked to Tom one day, talking, as usual,
great nonsense. Lords’ hands and ears and
feet are just as ugly as other folk’s when they
are children, as any one may convince himself if he
likes to look. Tight boots and gloves, and doing
nothing with them, I allow make a difference by the
time they are twenty.
Now that Benjy was laid on the shelf,
and his young brothers were still under petticoat
government, Tom, in search of companions, began to
cultivate the village boys generally more and more.
Squire Brown, be it said, was a true-blue Tory to
the backbone, and believed honestly that the powers
which be were ordained of God, and that loyalty and
steadfast obedience were men’s first duties.
Whether it were in consequence or in spite of his
political creed, I do not mean to give an opinion,
though I have one; but certain it is that he held
therewith divers social principles not generally supposed
to be true blue in colour. Foremost of these,
and the one which the Squire loved to propound above
all others, was the belief that a man is to be valued
wholly and solely for that which he is in himself,
for that which stands up in the four fleshly walls
of him, apart from clothes, rank, fortune, and all
externals whatsoever. Which belief I take to
be a wholesome corrective of all political opinions,
and, if held sincerely, to make all opinions equally
harmless, whether they be blue, red, or green.
As a necessary corollary to this belief, Squire Brown
held further that it didn’t matter a straw whether
his son associated with lords’ sons or ploughmen’s
sons, provided they were brave and honest. He
himself had played football and gone bird-nesting
with the farmers whom he met at vestry and the labourers
who tilled their fields, and so had his father and
grandfather, with their progenitors. So he encouraged
Tom in his intimacy with the boys of the village,
and forwarded it by all means in his power, and gave
them the run of a close for a playground, and provided
bats and balls and a football for their sports.
Our village was blessed amongst other
things with a well-endowed school. The building
stood by itself, apart from the master’s house,
on an angle of ground where three roads met - an
old gray stone building with a steep roof and mullioned
windows. On one of the opposite angles stood Squire
Brown’s stables and kennel, with their backs
to the road, over which towered a great elm-tree;
on the third stood the village carpenter and wheelwright’s
large open shop, and his house and the schoolmaster’s,
with long low eaves, under which the swallows built
by scores.
The moment Tom’s lessons were
over, he would now get him down to this corner by
the stables, and watch till the boys came out of school.
He prevailed on the groom to cut notches for him in
the bark of the elm so that he could climb into the
lower branches; and there he would sit watching the
school door, and speculating on the possibility of
turning the elm into a dwelling-place for himself
and friends, after the manner of the Swiss Family
Robinson. But the school hours were long and Tom’s
patience short, so that he soon began to descend into
the street, and go and peep in at the school door
and the wheelwright’s shop, and look out for
something to while away the time. Now the wheelwright
was a choleric man, and one fine afternoon, returning
from a short absence, found Tom occupied with one
of his pet adzes, the edge of which was fast vanishing
under our hero’s care. A speedy flight saved
Tom from all but one sound cuff on the ears; but he
resented this unjustifiable interruption of his first
essays at carpentering, and still more the further
proceedings of the wheelwright, who cut a switch,
and hung it over the door of his workshop, threatening
to use it upon Tom if he came within twenty yards
of his gate. So Tom, to retaliate, commenced a
war upon the swallows who dwelt under the wheelwright’s
eaves, whom he harassed with sticks and stones; and
being fleeter of foot than his enemy, escaped all
punishment, and kept him in perpetual anger. Moreover,
his presence about the school door began to incense
the master, as the boys in that neighbourhood neglected
their lessons in consequence; and more than once he
issued into the porch, rod in hand, just as Tom beat
a hasty retreat. And he and the wheelwright,
laying their heads together, resolved to acquaint
the Squire with Tom’s afternoon occupations;
but in order to do it with effect, determined to take
him captive and lead him away to judgment fresh from
his evil doings. This they would have found some
difficulty in doing, had Tom continued the war single-handed,
or rather single-footed, for he would have taken to
the deepest part of Pebbly Brook to escape them; but,
like other active powers, he was ruined by his alliances.
Poor Jacob Doodle-calf could not go to the school with
the other boys, and one fine afternoon, about three
o’clock (the school broke up at four), Tom found
him ambling about the street, and pressed him into
a visit to the school-porch. Jacob, always ready
to do what he was asked, consented, and the two stole
down to the school together. Tom first reconnoitred
the wheelwright’s shop; and seeing no signs
of activity, thought all safe in that quarter, and
ordered at once an advance of all his troops upon
the schoolporch. The door of the school was ajar,
and the boys seated on the nearest bench at once recognized
and opened a correspondence with the invaders.
Tom, waxing bold, kept putting his head into the school
and making faces at the master when his back was turned.
Poor Jacob, not in the least comprehending the situation,
and in high glee at finding himself so near the school,
which he had never been allowed to enter, suddenly,
in a fit of enthusiasm, pushed by Tom, and ambling
three steps into the school, stood there, looking
round him and nodding with a self-approving smile.
The master, who was stooping over a boy’s slate,
with his back to the door, became aware of something
unusual, and turned quickly round. Tom rushed
at Jacob, and began dragging him back by his smock-frock,
and the master made at them, scattering forms and
boys in his career. Even now they might have
escaped, but that in the porch, barring retreat, appeared
the crafty wheelwright, who had been watching all
their proceedings. So they were seized, the school
dismissed, and Tom and Jacob led away to Squire Brown
as lawful prize, the boys following to the gate in
groups, and speculating on the result.
The Squire was very angry at first,
but the interview, by Tom’s pleading, ended
in a compromise. Tom was not to go near the school
till three o’clock, and only then if he had
done his own lessons well, in which case he was to
be the bearer of a note to the master from Squire
Brown; and the master agreed in such case to release
ten or twelve of the best boys an hour before the
time of breaking up, to go off and play in the close.
The wheelwright’s adzes and swallows were to
be for ever respected; and that hero and the master
withdrew to the servants’ hall to drink the
Squire’s health, well satisfied with their day’s
work.
The second act of Tom’s life
may now be said to have begun. The war of independence
had been over for some time: none of the women
now - not even his mother’s maid - dared
offer to help him in dressing or washing. Between
ourselves, he had often at first to run to Benjy in
an unfinished state of toilet. Charity and the
rest of them seemed to take a delight in putting impossible
buttons and ties in the middle of his back; but he
would have gone without nether integuments altogether,
sooner than have had recourse to female valeting.
He had a room to himself, and his father gave him
sixpence a week pocket-money. All this he had
achieved by Benjy’s advice and assistance.
But now he had conquered another step in life - the
step which all real boys so long to make: he
had got amongst his equals in age and strength, and
could measure himself with other boys; he lived with
those whose pursuits and wishes and ways were the
same in kind as his own.
The little governess who had lately
been installed in the house found her work grow wondrously
easy, for Tom slaved at his lessons, in order to make
sure of his note to the schoolmaster. So there
were very few days in the week in which Tom and the
village boys were not playing in their close by three
o’clock. Prisoner’s base, rounders,
high-cock-a-lorum, cricket, football - he
was soon initiated into the delights of them all;
and though most of the boys were older than himself,
he managed to hold his own very well. He was naturally
active and strong, and quick of eye and hand, and
had the advantage of light shoes and well-fitting
dress, so that in a short time he could run and jump
and climb with any of them.
They generally finished their regular
games half an hour or so before tea-time, and then
began trials of skill and strength in many ways.
Some of them would catch the Shetland pony who was
turned out in the field, and get two or three together
on his back, and the little rogue, enjoying the fun,
would gallop off for fifty yards, and then turn round,
or stop short and shoot them on to the turf, and then
graze quietly on till he felt another load; others
played at peg-top or marbles, while a few of the bigger
ones stood up for a bout at wrestling. Tom at
first only looked on at this pastime, but it had peculiar
attractions for him, and he could not long keep out
of it. Elbow and collar wrestling, as practised
in the western counties, was, next to back-swording,
the way to fame for the youth of the Vale; and all
the boys knew the rules of it, and were more or less
expert. But Job Rudkin and Harry Winburn were
the stars - the former stiff and sturdy, with
legs like small towers; the latter pliant as indiarubber
and quick as lightning. Day after day they stood
foot to foot, and offered first one hand and then the
other, and grappled and closed, and swayed and strained,
till a well-aimed crook of the heel or thrust of the
loin took effect, and a fair back-fall ended the matter.
And Tom watched with all his eyes, and first challenged
one of the less scientific, and threw him; and so
one by one wrestled his way up to the leaders.
Then indeed for months he had a poor
time of it; it was not long indeed before he could
manage to keep his legs against Job, for that hero
was slow of offence, and gained his victories chiefly
by allowing others to throw themselves against his
immovable legs and loins. But Harry Winburn was
undeniably his master; from the first clutch of hands
when they stood up, down to the last trip which sent
him on to his back on the turf, he felt that Harry
knew more and could do more than he. Luckily
Harry’s bright unconsciousness and Tom’s
natural good temper kept them from quarrelling; and
so Tom worked on and on, and trod more and more nearly
on Harry’s heels, and at last mastered all the
dodges and falls except one. This one was Harry’s
own particular invention and pet; he scarcely ever
used it except when hard pressed, but then out it came,
and as sure as it did, over went poor Tom. He
thought about that fall at his meals, in his walks,
when he lay awake in bed, in his dreams, but all to
no purpose, until Harry one day in his open way suggested
to him how he thought it should be met; and in a week
from that time the boys were equal, save only the
slight difference of strength in Harry’s favour,
which some extra ten months of age gave. Tom had
often afterwards reason to be thankful for that early
drilling, and above all, for having mastered Harry
Winburn’s fall.
Besides their home games, on Saturdays
the boys would wander all over the neighbourhood;
sometimes to the downs, or up to the camp, where they
cut their initials out in the springy turf, and watched
the hawks soaring, and the “peert” bird,
as Harry Winburn called the gray plover, gorgeous
in his wedding feathers; and so home, racing down the
Manger with many a roll among the thistles, or through
Uffington Wood to watch the fox cubs playing in the
green rides; sometimes to Rosy Brook, to cut long
whispering reeds which grew there, to make pan-pipes
of; sometimes to Moor Mills, where was a piece of
old forest land, with short browsed turf and tufted
brambly thickets stretching under the oaks, amongst
which rumour declared that a raven, last of his race,
still lingered; or to the sand-hills, in vain quest
of rabbits; and bird-nesting in the season, anywhere
and everywhere.
The few neighbours of the Squire’s
own rank every now and then would shrug their shoulders
as they drove or rode by a party of boys with Tom
in the middle, carrying along bulrushes or whispering
reeds, or great bundles of cowslip and meadow-sweet,
or young starlings or magpies, or other spoil of wood,
brook, or meadow; and Lawyer Red-tape might mutter
to Squire Straight-back at the Board that no good would
come of the young Browns, if they were let run wild
with all the dirty village boys, whom the best farmers’
sons even would not play with. And the squire
might reply with a shake of his head that his sons
only mixed with their equals, and never went into
the village without the governess or a footman.
But, luckily, Squire Brown was full as stiffbacked
as his neighbours, and so went on his own way; and
Tom and his younger brothers, as they grew up, went
on playing with the village boys, without the idea
of equality or inequality (except in wrestling, running,
and climbing) ever entering their heads; as it doesn’t
till it’s put there by Jack Nastys or fine ladies’
maids.
I don’t mean to say it would
be the case in all villages, but it certainly was
so in this one: the village boys were full as
manly and honest, and certainly purer, than those
in a higher rank; and Tam got more harm from his equals
in his first fortnight at a private school, where
he went when he was nine years old, than he had from
his village friends from the day he left Charity’s
apron-strings.
Great was the grief amongst the village
school-boys when Tom drove off with the Squire, one
August morning, to meet the coach on his way to school.
Each of them had given him some little present of the
best that he had, and his small private box was full
of peg-taps, white marbles (called “alley-taws”
in the Vale), screws, birds’ eggs, whip-cord,
jews-harps, and other miscellaneous boys’ wealth.
Poor Jacob Doodle-calf, in floods of tears, had pressed
upon him with spluttering earnestness his lame pet
hedgehog (he had always some poor broken-down beast
or bird by him); but this Tom had been obliged to refuse,
by the Squire’s order. He had given them
all a great tea under the big elm in their playground,
for which Madam Brown had supplied the biggest cake
ever seen in our village; and Tom was really as sorry
to leave them as they to lose him, but his sorrow
was not unmixed with the pride and excitement of making
a new step in life.
And this feeling carried him through
his first parting with his mother better than could
have been expected. Their love was as fair and
whole as human love can be - perfect self-sacrifice
on the one side meeting a young and true heart on
the other. It is not within the scope of my book,
however, to speak of family relations, or I should
have much to say on the subject of English mothers - ay,
and of English fathers, and sisters, and brothers
too. Neither have I room to speak of our private
schools. What I have to say is about public schools - those
much-abused and much-belauded institutions peculiar
to England. So we must hurry through Master Tom’s
year at a private school as fast as we can.
It was a fair average specimen, kept
by a gentleman, with another gentleman as second master;
but it was little enough of the real work they did - merely
coming into school when lessons were prepared and all
ready to be heard. The whole discipline of the
school out of lesson hours was in the hands of the
two ushers, one of whom was always with the boys in
their playground, in the school, at meals - in
fact, at all times and every where, till they were
fairly in bed at night.
Now the theory of private schools
is (or was) constant supervision out of school - therein
differing fundamentally from that of public schools.
It may be right or wrong; but if right,
this supervision surely ought to be the especial work
of the head-master, the responsible person. The
object of all schools is not to ram Latin and Greek
into boys, but to make them good English boys, good
future citizens; and by far the most important part
of that work must be done, or not done, out of school
hours. To leave it, therefore, in the hands of
inferior men, is just giving up the highest and hardest
part of the work of education. Were I a private
school-master, I should say, Let who will hear the
boys their lessons, but let me live with them when
they are at play and rest.
The two ushers at Tom’s first
school were not gentlemen, and very poorly educated,
and were only driving their poor trade of usher to
get such living as they could out of it. They
were not bad men, but had little heart for their work,
and of course were bent on making it as easy as possible.
One of the methods by which they endeavoured to accomplish
this was by encouraging tale-bearing, which had become
a frightfully common vice in the school in consequence,
and had sapped all the foundations of school morality.
Another was, by favouring grossly the biggest boys,
who alone could have given them much trouble; whereby
those young gentlemen became most abominable tyrants,
oppressing the little boys in all the small mean ways
which prevail in private schools.
Poor little Tom was made dreadfully
unhappy in his first week by a catastrophe which happened
to his first letter home. With huge labour he
had, on the very evening of his arrival, managed to
fill two sides of a sheet of letter-paper with assurances
of his love for dear mamma, his happiness at school,
and his resolves to do all she would wish. This
missive, with the help of the boy who sat at the desk
next him, also a new arrival, he managed to fold successfully;
but this done, they were sadly put to it for means
of sealing. Envelopes were then unknown; they
had no wax, and dared not disturb the stillness of
the evening school-room by getting up and going to
ask the usher for some. At length Tom’s
friend, being of an ingenious turn of mind, suggested
sealing with ink; and the letter was accordingly stuck
down with a blob of ink, and duly handed by Tom, on
his way to bed, to the housekeeper to be posted.
It was not till four days afterwards that the good
dame sent for him, and produced the precious letter
and some wax, saying, “O Master Brown, I forgot
to tell you before, but your letter isn’t sealed.”
Poor Tom took the wax in silence and sealed his letter,
with a huge lump rising in his throat during the process,
and then ran away to a quiet corner of the playground,
and burst into an agony of tears. The idea of
his mother waiting day after day for the letter he
had promised her at once, and perhaps thinking him
forgetful of her, when he had done all in his power
to make good his promise, was as bitter a grief as
any which he had to undergo for many a long year.
His wrath, then, was proportionately violent when
he was aware of two boys, who stopped close by him,
and one of whom, a fat gaby of a fellow, pointed at
him and called him “Young mammy-sick!”
Whereupon Tom arose, and giving vent thus to his grief
and shame and rage, smote his derider on the nose;
and made it bleed; which sent that young worthy howling
to the usher, who reported Tom for violent and unprovoked
assault and battery. Hitting in the face was a
felony punishable with flogging, other hitting only
a misdemeanour - a distinction not altogether
clear in principle. Tom, however, escaped the
penalty by pleading primum tempus; and having
written a second letter to his mother, inclosing some
forget-me-nots, which he picked on their first half-holiday
walk, felt quite happy again, and began to enjoy vastly
a good deal of his new life.
These half-holiday walks were the
great events of the week. The whole fifty boys
started after dinner with one of the ushers for Hazeldown,
which was distant some mile or so from the school.
Hazeldown measured some three miles round, and in
the neighbourhood were several woods full of all manner
of birds and butterflies. The usher walked slowly
round the down with such boys as liked to accompany
him; the rest scattered in all directions, being only
bound to appear again when the usher had completed
his round, and accompany him home. They were forbidden,
however, to go anywhere except on the down and into
the woods; the village had been especially prohibited,
where huge bull’s-eyes and unctuous toffy might
be procured in exchange for coin of the realm.
Various were the amusements to which
the boys then betook themselves. At the entrance
of the down there was a steep hillock, like the barrows
of Tom’s own downs. This mound was the
weekly scene of terrific combats, at a game called
by the queer name of “mud-patties.”
The boys who played divided into sides under different
leaders, and one side occupied the mound. Then,
all parties having provided themselves with many sods
of turf, cut with their bread-and-cheese knives, the
side which remained at the bottom proceeded to assault
the mound, advancing up on all sides under cover of
a heavy fire of turfs, and then struggling for
victory with the occupants, which was theirs as soon
as they could, even for a moment, clear the summit,
when they in turn became the besieged. It was
a good, rough, dirty game, and of great use in counteracting
the sneaking tendencies of the school. Then others
of the boys spread over the downs, looking for the
holes of humble-bees and mice, which they dug up without
mercy, often (I regret to say) killing and skinning
the unlucky mice, and (I do not regret to say) getting
well stung by the bumble-bees. Others went after
butterflies and birds’ eggs in their seasons;
and Tom found on Hazeldown, for the first time, the
beautiful little blue butterfly with golden spots
on his wings, which he had never seen on his own downs,
and dug out his first sand-martin’s nest.
This latter achievement resulted in a flogging, for
the sand-martíns built in a high bank close to
the village, consequently out of bounds; but one of
the bolder spirits of the school, who never could be
happy unless he was doing something to which risk
was attached, easily persuaded Tom to break bounds
and visit the martíns’ bank. From whence
it being only a step to the toffy shop, what could
be more simple than to go on there and fill their
pockets; or what more certain than that on their return,
a distribution of treasure having been made, the usher
should shortly detect the forbidden smell of bull’s-eyes,
and, a search ensuing, discover the state of the breeches-pockets
of Tom and his ally?
This ally of Tom’s was indeed
a desperate hero in the sight of the boys, and feared
as one who dealt in magic, or something approaching
thereto. Which reputation came to him in this
wise. The boys went to bed at eight, and, of
course, consequently lay awake in the dark for an hour
or two, telling ghost-stories by turns. One night
when it came to his turn, and he had dried up their
souls by his story, he suddenly declared that he would
make a fiery hand appear on the door; and to the astonishment
and terror of the boys in his room, a hand, or something
like it, in pale light, did then and there appear.
The fame of this exploit having spread to the other
rooms, and being discredited there, the young necromancer
declared that the same wonder would appear in all the
rooms in turn, which it accordingly did; and the whole
circumstances having been privately reported to one
of the ushers as usual, that functionary, after listening
about at the doors of the rooms, by a sudden descent
caught the performer in his night-shirt, with a box
of phosphorus in his guilty hand. Lucifer-matches
and all the present facilities for getting acquainted
with fire were then unknown - the very name
of phosphorus had something diabolic in it to the
boy-mind; so Tom’s ally, at the cost of a sound
flogging, earned what many older folk covet much - the
very decided fear of most of his companions.
He was a remarkable boy, and by no
means a bad one. Tom stuck to him till he left,
and got into many scrapes by so doing. But he
was the great opponent of the tale-bearing habits
of the school, and the open enemy of the ushers; and
so worthy of all support.
Tom imbibed a fair amount of Latin
and Greek at the school, but somehow, on the whole,
it didn’t suit him, or he it, and in the holidays
he was constantly working the Squire to send him at
once to a public school. Great was his joy then,
when in the middle of his third half-year, in October
183-, a fever broke out in the village, and the master
having himself slightly sickened of it, the whole
of the boys were sent off at a day’s notice
to their respective homes.
The Squire was not quite so pleased
as Master Tom to see that young gentleman’s
brown, merry face appear at home, some two months before
the proper time, for the Christmas holidays; and so,
after putting on his thinking cap, he retired to his
study and wrote several letters, the result of which
was that, one morning at the breakfast-table, about
a fortnight after Tom’s return, he addressed
his wife with - “My dear, I have arranged
that Tom shall go to Rugby at once, for the last six
weeks of this half-year, instead of wasting them in
riding and loitering about home. It is very kind
of the doctor to allow it. Will you see that his
things are all ready by Friday, when I shall take him
up to town, and send him down the next day by himself.”
Mrs. Brown was prepared for the announcement,
and merely suggested a doubt whether Tom were yet
old enough to travel by himself. However, finding
both father and son against her on this point, she
gave in, like a wise woman, and proceeded to prepare
Tom’s kit for his launch into a public school.