CHAPTER IV - BOBBY COON ENTERS THE WRONG HOUSE
After Unc’ Billy Possum had
arranged with Skimmer the Swallow, who was going South,
to take a message to his family in “Öl’
Virginny,” telling them to come and join him
in the Green Forest, he at once began to make preparations
to receive them. Unc’ Billy isn’t
any too fond of work. He had a lot rather that
some one else should do the work for him, and he is
smart enough to fix it so that usually some one else
does.
But getting ready to receive his family
was different. No one else could arrange things
to suit him. This was Unc’ Billy’s
own job, and he tended right to it every minute of
the day. First of all he had to clean house.
He had been keeping bachelor’s hall so long in
the big hollow tree that things were not very tidy.
So Unc’ Billy cleaned house, and while he worked
he whistled and sang. Peter Rabbit, passing that
way, overheard Unc’ Billy singing:
“Mah ol’ woman is away
down Souf
Come along! Come along!
Ain’t nothin’ sharper than the tongue
in her mouf
Come along! Come along!
She once was pretty, but she ain’t no mo’,
But she cooks mah meals an’ she sweeps
mah flo’;
She darns mah stockings an’ she mends
mah coat,
An’ she knows jes’ how mah chillun
fer to tote
Come along! Come along!
“Mah pickaninnies am a-headin’
dis way
Come along! Come along!
Daddy am a-watchin’ fo’ ’em
day by day
Come along! Come along!
Mah ol’ haid aches when Ah thinks ob
de noise
De’s boun’ to be wid dem gals
an’ boys,
But Ah doan care if it busts in two
If de good Lord brings dem chillun troo
Come along! Come along!”
Every little while Unc’ Billy
Possum would sit down to rest, for he wasn’t
used to so much real work. But finally he got
his house clean and made as comfortable as possible,
and about that time be began to think how good an
egg would taste. The more he thought about it,
the more he wanted that egg.
“It’s no use talking,
Ah just naturally has to have that egg,” said
Unc’ Billy to himself, and off he started for
Farmer Brown’s.
Now Unc’ Billy was hardly out
of sight when along came Bobby Coon. Bobby Coon
was absent-minded, or else he was so sleepy that he
didn’t know what he was doing, for Bobby Coon
had been out all night. Anyway, when he reached
Unc’ Billy Possum’s hollow tree, he began
to climb up it just as if it were his own. He
looked in at Unc’ Billy’s door. There
was the most comfortable bed that he had seen for a
long time. He looked this way and he looked that
way. Nobody was in sight. Then he looked
in at Unc’ Billy’s door once more.
That bed certainly did look soft and comfortable.
Bobby Coon chuckled to himself.
“I believe I’ll just see
if that bed is as comfortable as it looks,”
said he.
And two minutes later Bobby Coon was
curled up fast asleep in Unc’ Billy Possum’s
bed.