“Judge not too
idly that our toils are mean,
Though no new levies
marshall on our green;
Nor deem too rashly
that our gains are small,
Weighed with the prizes
for which heroes fall.”
If dancing was the first form of amusement
to emanate from prehistoric savagery, then racing
must surely have come next. It may possibly have
come first. However, we shall leave the “theorizin"’
to be settled by the lips of the first mummy whose
centuries-old tissues shall be roused to full life
by modern science. What has science not achieved?
We have gone beyond wonder. We can only believe,
and become blase!
Meantime there is still enough red
blood in the modern effete productions of humans to
enjoy a contest of stress and strain, and brain and
brawn, and to gamble upon the outcome.
In the ’49 days, racing was
one of the most popular forms of chance, and it often
reverted in bizarre tangents. This, then, is what
happened at a golden fiesta during the week of races:
“Sweet Lady, are all my importunities to be
in vain?”
“I must confess that I can not
bring my mind to a decision, Mr. Saul,” answered
Mistress Patty Laughton, blushing and curtsying prettily.
“It is surely not for your lack
of worldly goods that you hesitate,” persisted
Slick-heels Saul. “As for what your father
is owing me, it shall, at the moment of your acceptance,
be wiped entirely from the books.”
Patty was incensed at the hint of
insolence in the gambler’s allusion to her improvident
father’s financial condition.
“Believe me, Mr. Saul,”
she said, with spirit, “no ulterior motive for
worldly advancement has the power to coerce my afflections.”
“But you will consider my proposition of marriage?”
Patty’s honest gaze encountered
the appraising glint in the coot grey eyes of the
foppish scape-grace before her. She lowered her
own eys quickly to hid a hunted look in their dark
depths as she answered:
“Sir, after the week of races,
you shall have your answer.”
“And then I shall give up my
present means of gaining a livelihood, and, repairing
to San Francisco, shall enter into a profession more
fitting the social station of the lady who is to become
my wife.” He bowed deeply and withdrew,
leaving Patty with a sad face and tearfilled eyes.
At last she straightened her tall
figure resolutely. “I must not give way
to tears. I can not! I will not! There
must be some way to pay my father’s debts beside
this extremity, to which death is almost preferable.
There is still a week’s time. A week only
a week.” Panic overwhelmed her, and when
someone gently took her hand, she cried aloud in terror.
“Why, Sweetheart, do I frighten
you so? I waited long upon the mesa near the
speed-track at the spot we had agreed upon, and when
you did not come I fared forth to meet you.”
“Eric, it is Saul again. What can I do?”
“Dear, I have about $2000 which
I am resolved to play on the races. I will win.
I must. Old Irish Mike has brought over his whole
stableful of saddle horses and I was raised in Kentucky.
Do not despair, we shall beat the gambler at his own
game. Here is Mike, now. Perhaps Mike,
it’s a fine string of horses you’ve picked
up.
“It is so. Many a thoroughbred
I’ve bought that came all the way from Kentucky
or Missouri. All that had the stamina to get to
Californy, the one thing left that many of the poor
devils could sell when they reached the coast.”
“Mike, some of them are faster than others,
I suppose.”
“’Tis what half the shoe-string
gamblers in the camp have tried to find out.
I may have me own opinion, but it’s to meself
I’ll kape it till afther the races are run.
I will not spile sport. Have ye seen the last
cayuse that’s bein’ put in?
“You mean the cow pony that
came in with the bunch of cattle from the Napa Valley
yesterday?”
“The same. The auld boy,
whilst in his cups, is bettin’ she can beat
anythin’ on four legs, even jack rabbits an’
antelope. The precious gamblin’ riff-raff
are fillin’ him up with tanglefoot, proper.”
“Why, Mike?” Mike glanced
at the silent girl and then down into the gulch below.
“Miss Patty, have ye visited the claims?”
“No, but I should like to.”
“Come, then, if ye will so pleasure
an old man. The men will not be workin’
tomorrow. They will be that pleased to show a
lady how to wash a pan o’ dirt, they will be
saltin’ ivery pan wit’ nuggets for ye!
Eric, lad,” he called back to the tall young
man, “ye might look the cow horse over.
She has not been curried for long; yet, whisper, beauty
is but skin deep an’ the finest rapier is often
encased in a rusty scabbard.”
“There is something going forward
that Mike wishes me to see,” though Eric, as
he hurried off to the livery stable. “That
is why he took Patty away.”
A crowd of gamblers were just putting
up a pair of riders on two horses.
“Hey, Eric Tallman, you used
to own this horse. Can he beat this rat-tailed
kyoodle that runs after steers?”
Eric laid a hand fondly on the magnificent
black “half breed,” who had just enough
mustang to give him the stamina and spirit and wildness
characteristic of the Spanish-bred horse.
“Keep him on a steady rein and
he’ll beat anything in the mountains. I’d
never have sold him except.” He
sighed, turning to the cattle horse. She was
long necked, long legged, long haired, wall-eyed, lean,
and badly in need of currying, and yet Irish Mike
was no fool, and Mike knew Eric’s extremity his
and the girl’s whom he loved.
He noted the deep, broad chest, the
tapering barrel and the tremendous driving power in
the steel muscles of the hind quarters, but she drooped,
spiritless. He turned again to the satin-coated
half-breed.
“Any dust up yet?”
“Ye-aw, about ten thousand.
Old fool seems to be well heeled. We’ve
got ‘im full to the eyes, down at String-halt
Eddie’s place, an’ the boys are goin’
to try the plugs out before they put up any more.”
Two trial races were ridden and the sad cow horse
was outrun with apparent ease.
The next morning as Patty went on
her daily stroll to “take the air,” her
way was blocked by a clamoring crowd of undesirables
who were baiting a miserable old cattle man.
“I tell ye, gentlemen, I was
indisposed. ’Twas the liquor talking.
Surely you would not take advantage of a poor old man
and his honest, hard-working little mount. Every
day of her life she works. Gentlemen, I beg you ”
“Begging will get you nothing
better than a good drubbing, you filthy cattle lout!
If you don’t pay up your bets, we’ll take
it out of your hide. I, for one, have a special
use for my money at the week’s end.”
It was Slick-heels Saul. Patty
turned aside, sick at heart. This was the creature
in whose power she was “like to fall.”
Upon her return she found the old
cowboy sitting dejectedly under a liveoak bush.
“Sir,” she began timidly, “you are
in trouble. I should like to express my sympathy.”
He rose with suspicious nimbleness.
“Now, bless your kind heart, Miss, to stop to
console a sad old man.”
“I overheard what Mr. Saul said to you, sir.
He is ”
“Without doubt, without doubt,
he is everything you mention. Could you, now,
be Mistress Patty Laughton, of Kentucky?”
“Yes, sir.”
“I knew your Grandfather Laughton,
my child, and since I came here I have heard-of you,”
he finished, with innate delicacy. Indeed, who
had not heard her story?
She opened her silken reticule and
drew forth a small, buckskin bag. “Will
you not accept it? Yesterday, at the claims, I
panned it out myself. I am sorry for your plight.
I am sorry for anyone in the clutches of Slick-heels
Saul.”
“But. Can you?”
“It does not matter. Your extremity is
greater than mine.”
He stood looking after the slim girl
who carried her head so high. “How like
a Kentucky Laughton. Thoroughbred stock, all!”
He tossed the bag in his hand. “’Tis why
they are where they are today.” Then his
keen old eyes softened. “And why they are
what they are, today. Bless her tender heart
to stoop to an old cattle man in the mire. As
for this I must see Irish Mike,”
and he hurried off with surprising speed.
Bets rose. Every gambler had
been apprised of the sure thing and flocked to the
betting like bears to a honey tree.
“Have ye put up ye’r money,
Eric?” asked Irish Mike, late the next night.
“Yes,” said Eric, briefly.
“Ah. So.” Mike’s shrewd
gave slid from the young man’s face.
“They do say that Slick-heels
Saul is beginnin’ to worry over the $20,000
he’s staked. The shoestring gang have gathered
in the information fr’m th’ express agent
that the auld cattle man owns a big Spanish grant
down in the valley, and has $50,00 to his credit in
certificates of deposit from the express company.
’Tis as good as gold.”
“Mike, have you ever seen him before?”
“I never spile sport, me boy.”
It was the last day of the fiesta and the famous race
was at hand.
“There is the old cattle man with his vaqueros.”
“Faith, they’re a tough
lookin’ lot, all armed with a brace o’
Colts apiece. ‘Tis fun they’d have,
cleanin’ out a Fandango House.”
“Patty, girl, you are pale today.”
“Oh, Eric, ’tis the last day of grace.
Heaven help us if ”
“See, Patty, gir-r-rl, they’re
fixin’ for the foot race between Cherokee Bob
an’ that Australian squirt fr’m Sacramento.”
“Why are they placing men with guns every ten
feet along the track?”
“The Indian can beat the Australian,
but he thried to sell the boys out, an’ if he
slackens his gait by ever so little, the b’ys
will begin shootin’ sthraight before them.
An’ maybe afther the race, he’d better
be runnin’ right on into the next county.”
“What next?”
“Next is a jackass fight, an’ then, the
race!”
After the billigerent jacks had been
led away, Red Pete suddenly took to the brush, accelerated
by a fusillade of bullets.
“Welchin’ his bets, he
is, an’ ivery man he owes is lettin’ him
have it.”
“Nary a hit!” wailed old
Jack Horner. “The shootin’ in this
camp is a-gittin’ vile! Time we was quittin
so d much pick handlin, an’
a-practicin’ up. It’s a reflection
on the community. Why, there ain’t been
a Chinaman drilled with a bullet decent an’ clean
for weeks!”
“They’re leading out the
horses! Where did that little nigger jockey come
from? The mare’s got more ginger today.”
“Eric, surely your horse can win!”
“I don’t know, dear.”
“He must! He must, or ”
“Slick-heels Saul’s face
is turnin’ the color of me native isle,”
chuckled Irish Mike. “Patty, me little ladybird,
’tis no time to be faintin’!”
“Oh, you can’t know ”
“Faith, an’ I know more
than you t’ink. Bear up, Asthore, the darkest
hour is just forninst the dawn. Whisht, now!
They’re off!”
“Here they come! The black
is ahead! See, the nigger is lying flat on the
mare’s neck. She’s closing up!
Oh, they are neck and neck! I cannot look.
Eric The black is getting the whip.
Good horse! They are even again! Ah, it
is only for a moment. The mare... is over the
line, first... It is all ended, life, love, honor,
happiness... I cannot belong to that man!
My poor old father. Dear old... for his sake,
I must. I ”
“Patty, girl.”
“Eric, you are not to blame.
You would wager on your own horse. ’Tis
but natural. I must accept my fate with what
fortitude I can summon. Please take me home.
All the people staring. I cannot bear it long.”
But when Slick-heels Saul pressed
forward to her side at the boarding-house steps, she
was as stately and cold as the snow-hooded rocks of
Granite Mountain.
“I have lost everything, but
still I hold you to your promise.”
“I made no promise, sir,” she said haughtily.
“’But you will,” he answered meaningly,
“tomorrow.”
“Stand aside!” thundered Eric.
“Come awn,” soothed Irish Mike. “Not
with the lady here, Eric, b’y.”
“Patty, I cannot let you go! I will shoot
the beast on sight.”
“That would not vindicate my
father’s honor. Hush, he is coming.
I must remember that I am a Laughton.”
Eric turned to stare moodily out the
dusty window. “There goes the cattle man
with his followers and his strong-box. What he
must have won! Here comes Mike. In a hurry,
too! I wonder ”
Slick-heels Saul was bowing before the girl.
“Forgive an auld Irishman for
intrudin’ upon so tender a scene ”
(Slick-heels glared at him malevolently), “but
I have he-e-re a something for Mistress Patty Laughton,”
pretending to read the inscription on the package
he held out, “from the auld boy, there, who
is just leavin’ us.”
“’Bread cast upon the
waters of sweet charity shall be returned an hundred
fold. Blessed are the pure in heart for they are
of the children of God,’ he has written.
Why, it is money!” gasped Patty, “and such
a large amount!”
“He had me put up ye’r
little bag o’ gold on his mare. These are
y’er winnings.” Mike smiled inwardly
at the sum of money. “Sure, auld Andy must
have put a rock or two in the wee buckskin bag,”
he thought, but aloud he said, “I never spile
sport, an’ I could not tell ye before, but ‘tis
auld Andy Magee an’ his famous racin’ mare,
the fastest quarter mile horse bechune the state of
Missouri and the Pacific ocean.
“‘Tis the same game he’s
pulled on the gamblin’ crooks all the way from
the Oregon line to Mariposa in the south. Even
gettin’ filled wit’ tanglefoot is part
of the dodge. They cannot touch him an’
the vaqueros protect him fr’m the shootin’.”
“But what about the tryout?”
“Also in the schame. The
mare was cross-shod; meanin’, two of her shoes,
the near front, an’ the off hind wans, were twice
as heavy as the others She could not run top speed
in th’m f’r love nor gold. Yesterday
she was shod in light racin’ pads, an’
under her own jockey. No horse on the coast could
catch her. An’ always, the smart racin’
gamblers play th’ auld man for a fool.
Such is often the end of greed.
“Pay up the dad’s gamblin’
debts, an’ bid this Knight o ’the Green
Cloth a swate an’ long fare-ye-well. Then
go an’ be happy, me child.”