The “Samaria “ Across
the Atlantic-Shipmates The Despot of the
Deck “Keep her Nor’-West” Democrat
versus Republican A First Glimpse Boston
Political economists and newspaper
editors for years have dwelt upon the unfortunate
fact that Ireland is not a manufacturing nation, and
does not export largely the products of her soil.
But persons who have lived in the island, or who have
visited the ports of its northern or southern shores,
or crossed the Atlantic by any of the ocean steamers
which sail daily from the United Kingdom, must have
arrived at a conclusion totally at variance with these
writers; for assuredly there is no nation under the
sun which manufactures the material called man so readily
as does that grass-covered island. Ireland is
not a manufacturing nation, says the political economist.
Indeed, my good sir, you are wholly mistaken.
She is not only a manufacturing nation, but she manufactures
nations. You do not see her broad-cloth, or her
soft fabrics, or her steam-engines, but you see the
broad shoulder of her sons and the soft cheeks of her
daughters in vast states whose names you are utterly
ignorant of; and as for the exportation of her products
to foreign lands, just come with me on board this
ocean steamship “Samaria”, and look at
them. The good ship has run down the channel
during the night and now lies at anchor in Queenstown
harbour, waiting for mails and passengers. The
latter came, quickly and thickly enough. No poor,
ill-fed, miserably dressed crowd, but fresh, and fair,
and strong, and well clad, the bone and muscle and
rustic beauty of the land; the little steam-tender
that plies from the shore to the ship is crowded at
every trip, and you can scan them as they come on
board in batches of seventy or eighty. Some eyes
among the girls are red with crying, but tears dry
quickly on young cheeks, and they will be laughing
before an hour is over. “Let them go,”
says the economist; “we have too many mouths
to feed in these little islands of ours; their going
will give us more room, more cattle, more chance to
keep our acres for the few’; let them go.”
My friend, that is just half the picture, and no more;
we may get a peep at the other half before you and
I part.
It was about five o’clock in
the afternoon of the 4th of May when the “Samaria”
steamed slowly between the capes of Camden and Carlisle,
and rounding out into Atlantic turned her head towards
the western horizon. The ocean lay unruffled
along the rocky headlands of Ireland’s southmost
shore. A long line of smoke hanging suspended
between sky and sea marked the unseen course of another
steamship farther away to the south. A hill-top,
blue and lonely, rose above the rugged coast-line,
the far-off summit of some inland mountain; and as
evening came down over the still tranquil ocean and
the vessel clove her outward way through phosphorescent
water, the lights along the iron coast grew fainter
in distance till there lay around only the unbroken
circle of the sea.
On board.-A trip across
the Atlantic is now-a-days a very ordinary business;
in fact, it is no longer a voyage-it is a run, you
may almost count its duration to within four hours;
and as for fine weather, blue skies, and calm seas,
if they come, you may be thankful for them, but don’t
expect them, and you won’t add a sense of disappointment
to one of discomfort. Some experience of the
Atlantic enables me to affirm that north or south
of 35 degrees north and south latitude there exists
no such thing as pleasant sailing.
But the usual run of weather, time,
and tide outside the ship is not more alike in its
characteristics than the usual run of passenger one
meets inside. There is the man who has never been
sea-sick in his life, and there is the man who has
never felt well upon board ship, but who, nevertheless,
both manage to consume about fifty meals of solid food
in ten days. There is the nautical landsman who
tells you that he has been eighteen times across the
Atlantic and four times round the Cape of Good Hope,
and who is generally such a bore upon marine questions
that it is a subject of infinite regret that he should
not be performing a fifth voyage round that distant
and interesting promontory. Early in the voyage,
owing to his superior sailing qualities, he has been
able to cultivate a close intimacy with the captain
of the ship; but this intimacy has been on the decline
for some days, and, as he has committed the unpardonable
error of differing in opinion with the captain upon
a subject connected with the general direction and
termination of the Gulf Stream, he begins to fall
quickly in the estimation of that potentate.
Then there is the relict of the late Major Fusby, of
the Fusiliers, going to or returning from England.
Mrs. Fusby has a predilection for port négus
and the first Burmese war, in which campaign her late
husband received a wound of such a vital description
(he died just twenty-two years later), that it has
enabled her to provide, at the expense of a grateful
nation, for three youthful Fusbies, who now serve their
country in various parts of the world. She does
not suffer from sea-sickness, but occasionally undergoes
periods of nervous depression which require the administration
of the stimulant already referred to. It is a
singular fact that the present voyage is strangely
illustrative of remarkable events in the life of the
late Fusby; there has not been a sail or a porpoise
in sight that has not called up some reminiscence of
the early career of the major; indeed, even the somewhat
unusual appearance of an iceberg, has been turned
to account as suggestive of the intense suffering
undergone by the major during the period of his wound,
owing to the scarcity of the article ice in tropical
countries. Then on deck we have the inevitable
old sailor who is perpetually engaged in scraping
the vestiges of paint from your favourite seat, and
who, having arrived at the completion of his monotonous
task after four days incessant labour, is found on
the morning of the fifth engaged in smearing the paint-denuded
place of rest with a vilely glutinous compound peculiar
to ship-board. He never looks directly at you
as you approach, with book and jug, the desired spot,
but you can tell by the leer in his eye and the roll
of the quid in his immense mouth that the old villain
knows all about the discomfort he is causing you,
and you fancy you can detect a chuckle, you turn away
in a vain quest for a quiet cosy spot. Then there
is the captain himself, that most mighty despot.
What king ever wielded such power, what czar or kaiser
had ever such obedience yielded to their decrees?
This man, who on shore is nothing, is here on his deck
a very pope; he is infallible. Canute could not
stay the tide, but our sea-king regulates the sun.
Charles the Fifth could not make half a dozen clocks
go in unison, but Captain Smith can make it twelve
o’clock any time he pleases; nay, more, when
the sun has made it twelve o’clock no tongue
of bell or sound of clock can proclaim time’s
decree until it has been ratified by the fiat of the
captain; and even in his misfortunes what gran
deur, what absence of excuse or crimination of others
in the hour of his disaster! Who has not heard
of that captain who sailed away from Liverpool one
day bound for America? He had been hard worked
on shore, and it was said that when he sought the
seclusion of his own cabin he was not unmindful of
that comfort which we are told the first navigator
of the ocean did not disdain to use. For a little
time things went well. The Isle of Man was passed;
but unfortunately, on the second day out, the good
ship struck the shore of the north-east coast of Ireland
and became a total wreck. As the weather was
extremely fine, and there appeared to be no reason
for the disaster, the subject became matter for investigation
by the authorities connected with the Board of Trade.
During the inquiry it was deposed that the Calf of
Man had been passed at such an hour on such a day,
and the circumstance duly reported to the captain,
who, it was said, was below. It was also stated
that having received the report of the passage of
the Calf of Man the captain had ordered the ship to
be kept in a north-west course until further orders.
About six hours later the vessel went ashore on the
coast of Ireland. Such was the evidence of the
first officer. The captain was shortly after
called and examined.
“It appears, sir,” said
the president of the court, “that the passing
of the Calf of Man was duly reported to you by the
first officer. May I ask, sir, what course you
ordered to be steered upon receipt of that information?”
“North-west, sir,” answered
the captain; “I said, ‘Keep her north-west."’
“North-west,” repeated
the president; “a very excellent general course
for making the coast of America, but not until you
had cleared the channel and were well into the Atlantic.
Why, sir, the whole of Ireland lay between you and
America on that course.”
“Can’t help that, sir;
can’t help that, sir,” replied the sea-king
in a tone of half-contemptuous pity, that the whole
of Ireland should have been so very unreasonable as
to intrude itself in such a position.
And yet, with all the despotism of
the deck, what kindly spirits are these old sea-captains
with the freckled hard knuckled hands and the grim
storm-seamed faces! What honest genuine hearts
are lying buttoned beneath those rough pea-jackets!
If all despots had been of that kind perhaps we shouldn’t
have known quite as much about Parliamentary Institutions
as we do.
And now, while we have been talking
thus, the “Samaria” has been getting far
out into mid Atlantic, and yet we know not one among
our fellow-passengers, although they do not number
much above a dozen: a merchant from Maryland,
a sea-captain-from Maine, a young doctor from Pennsylvania,
a Massachusetts man, a Rhode Islander, a German geologist
going to inspect seams in Colorado, a priest’s
sister from Ireland going to look after some little
property left her by her brother, a poor fellow who
was always ill, who never appeared at table, and who
alluded to the demon sea-sickness that preyed upon
him as “it”. “It comes on very
bad at night. It prevents me touching food.
It never leaves me,” he would say; and in truth
this terrible “it” never did leave him
until the harbour of Boston was reached, and even
then, I fancy, dwelt in his thoughts during many a
day on shore.
The sea-captain from Maine was a violent
democrat, the Massachusetts man a rabid republican;
and many a fierce battle waged between them on the
vexed questions of state rights, negro suffrage, and
free trade in liquor. To many Englishmen the
terms republican and democrat may seem synonymous;
but not between radical and conservative, between outmost
Whig and inmost Tory exist more opposite extremes than
between these great rival political parties of the
United States. As a drop of sea-water possesses
the properties of the entire water of the ocean, so
these units of American political controversy were
microscopic representatives of their respective parties.
It was curious to remark what a prominent part their
religious convictions played in the war of words.
The republican was a member of the Baptist congregation;
the democrat held opinions not very easy of description,
something of a universalist and semi-unitarian tendency;
these opinions became frequently intermixed with their
political jargon, forming that curious combination
of ideas which to unaccustomed ears sounds slightly
blasphemous. I recollect a very earnest American
once saying that he considered all religious, political,
social, and historical teaching should be reduced to
three subjects: the Sermon on the Mount, the
Declaration of American Independence, and the Chicago
Republican Platform of 1860.
On the present occasion the Massachusetts
man was a person whose nerves were as weak as his
political convictions were strong, and the democrat
being equally gifted with strong opinions, strong nerves,
and a tendency towards strong waters, was enabled,
particularly after dinner, to obtain an easy victory
over his less powerfully gifted antagonist. In
fact it was to the weakness of the latter’s
nervous system that we were indebted for the pleasure
of his society on board. Eight weeks before he
had been ordered by his medical adviser to leave his
wife and office in the little village of Hyde Park
to seek change and relaxation on the continent of
Europe. He was now returning to his native land
filled, he informed us, with the gloomiest forebodings.
He had a very powerful presentiment that we were never
to see the shores of America. By what agency our
destruction was to be accomplished he did not enlighten
us, but the ship had not well commenced her voyage
before he commenced his evil prognostications.
That these were not founded upon any prophetic knowledge
of future events will be sufficiently apparent from
the fact of this book being written. Indeed,
when the mid Atlantic had been passed our Massachusetts
acquaintance began to entertain more hopeful expectations
of once more pressing his wife to his bosom, although
he repeatedly reiterated that if that domestic event
was really destined to take place no persuasion on
earth, medical or other wise, would ever induce him
to place the treacherous billows of the Atlantic between
him and the person of that bosom’s partner.
It was drawing near the end of the voyage when an
event occurred which, though in itself of a most trivial
nature, had for some time a disturbing effect upon
our party. The priest’s sister, an elderly
maiden lady of placidly weak intellect, announced
one morning at breakfast that the sea-captain from
Maine had on the previous day addressed her in terms
of endearment, and had, in fact, called her his “little
duck.” This announcement, which was made
generally to the table, and which was received in dead
silence by every member of the community, had by no
means a pleasurable effect upon the countenance of
the person most closely concerned. Indeed, amidst
the silence which succeeded the revelation, a half-smothered
sentence, more forcible than polite, was audible from
the lips of the democrat, in which those accustomed
to the vernacular of America could plainly distinguish
“darned old fool.” Meantime, in spite
of political discussions, or amorous revelations,
or prophetic disaster, in spite of mid-ocean storm
and misty-fog-bank, our gigantic screw, unceasing as
the whirl of life itself, had wound its way into the
waters which wash the rugged shores of New England.
To those whose lives are spent in ceaseless movement
over the world, who wander from continent to continent,
from island to island, who dwell in many cities but
are the citizens of no city, who sail away and come
back again, whose home is the broad earth itself, to
such as these the coming in sight of land is no unusual
occurrence, and yet the man has grown old at his trade
of wandering who can look utterly uninterested upon
the first glimpse of land rising out of the waste of
ocean: small as that glimpse may be, only a rock,
a cape, a mountain crest, it has the power of localizing
an idea, the very vastness Of which prevents its realization
on shore. From the deck of an outward-bound vessel
one sees rising, faint and blue, a rocky headland or
a mountain summit-one does not ask if the mountain
be of Maine, or of Mexico, or the Cape be St. Ann’s
or Hatteras, one only sees America. Behind that
strip of blue coast lies a world, and that world the
new one. Far away inland lie scattered many landscapes
glorious with mountain, lake, river, and forest, all
unseen, all unknown to the wanderer who for the first
time seeks the American shore; yet instinctively their
presence is felt in that faint outline of sea-lapped
coast which lifts itself above the ocean; and even
if in after-time it becomes the lot of the wanderer,
as it became my lot, to look again upon these mountain
summits, these immense inland seas; these mighty rivers
whose waters seek their mother ocean through 3000
miles of meadow, in none of these glorious parts, vast
though they be, will the sense of the still vaster
whole be realized as strongly as in that first glimpse
of land showing dimly over the western horizon of
the Atlantic.
The sunset of a very beautiful evening
in May was making bright the shores of Massachusetts
as the “Samaria,” under her fullest head
of steam, ran up the entrance to Plymouth Sound.
To save daylight into port was an object of moment
to the Captain, for the approach to Boston harbour
is as intricate as shoal, sunken rock, and fort-crowned
island can make it. If ever that much talked-of
conflict between the two great branches of the Anglo-Saxon
race is destined to quit the realms of fancy for those
of fact, Boston, at least, will rest as safe from the
destructive engines of British iron-clads as the city
of Omaha on the Missouri River. It was only natural
that the Massachusetts man should have been in a fever
of excitement at finding himself once more within
sight of home; and for once human nature exhibited
the unusual spectacle of rejoicing over the falsity
of its own predictions. As every revolution of
the screw brought out some new feature into prominence,
he skipped gleefully about; and, recognizing in my
person the stranger element in the assembly, he took
particular pains to point out the lions of the landscape.
“There, serais Fort Warren, where we kept our
rebel prisoners during the war. In a few minutes
more, sir, we will be in sight of Bunker’s Hill;”
and then, in a frenzy of excitement, he skipped away
to some post of vantage upon the forecastle.
Night had come down over the harbour,
and Boston had lighted all her lamps, before the “Samaria,”
swinging round in the fast-running tide, lay, with
quiet screw and smokeless funnel, alongside the wharf
of New England’s oldest city.
“Real mean of that darned Baptist
pointing you out Bunker’s Hill,” said
the sea-captain from Maine; “just like the ill-mannered
republican cuss!” It was useless to tell him
that I had felt really obliged for the information
given me by his political opponent. “Never
mind,” he said, “to-morrow I’ll
show you how these moral Bostonians break their darned
liquor law in every hotel in their city.”
Boston has a clean, English look about
it, peculiar to it alone of all the cities in the
United States. Its streets, running in curious
curves, as though they had not the least idea where
they were going, are full of prettily dressed pretty
girls, who look as though they had a very fair idea
of where they were going to. Atlantic fogs and
French fashions have combined to make Boston belles
pink, pretty,-and piquante; while the western
states, by drawing fully half their male population
from New England, make the preponderance of the female
element apparent at a glance. The ladies, thus
left at home, have not been idle: their colleges,
their clubs, their reading-classes are numerous; like
the man in “Hudibras,”
“’Tis known they can speak
Greek as naturally as pigs squeak;”
and it is probable that no city in
the world can boast so high a standard of female education
as Boston: nevertheless, it must be regretted
that this standard of mental excellence attributable
to the ladies of Boston should not have been found
capable of association with the duties of domestic
life. Without going deeper into topics which are
better understood in America than in England, and
which have undergone most eloquent elucidation at
the hands of Mr. Hepworth Dixon, but which are nevertheless
dlightly nauseating, it may safely be observed, that
the inculcation at ladies colleges of that somewhat
rude but forcible home truth, enunciated by the first
Napoleon in reply to the most illustrious Frenchwoman
of her day, when questioned Upon the subject of female
excellence, should not be forgotten.
There exists a very generally received
idea that strangers are more likely to notice and
complain of the short-comings of a social habit or
system than are residents who have grown old under
that infliction; but I cannot help thinking that there
exists a considerable amount of error in this opinion.
A stranger will frequently submit to extortion, to
insolence, or to inconvenience, because, being a stranger,
he believes that extortion, insolence, and inconvenience
are the habitual characteristics of the new place
in which he finds himself: they do not strike
him as things to be objected to, or even wondered at;
they are simply to be submitted to and endured.
If he were at home, he would die sooner than yield
that extra half-dollar; he would leave the house at
once in which he was told to get up at an unearthly
hour in the morning; but, being in another country,
he submits, without even a thought of resistance.
In no other way can we account for the strange silence
on the part of English writers upon the tyrannical
disposition of American social life. A nation
everlastingly boasting itself the freest on the earth
submits unhesitatingly to more social tyranny than
any people in the world. In the United States
one is marshalled to every event of the day.
Whether you like it or not, you must get up, breakfast,
dine, sup, and go to bed at fixed hours. Attached
upon the inside of your bedroom-door is a printed
document which informs you of all the things you are
not to do in the hotel-a list in which, like Mr. J.
S. Mill’s definition of Christian doctrine,
the shall-nots predominate over the shalls. In
the event of your disobeying any of the numerous mandates
set forth in this document-such as not getting up
very early-you will not be sent to the penitentiary
or put in the pillory, for that process of punishment
would imply a necessity for trouble and exertion on
the part of the richly-apparelled gentleman who does
you the honour of receiving your petitions and grossly
overcharging you at the office-no, you have simply
to go without food until dinner-time, or to go to bed
by the light of a jet of gas for which you will be
charged an exorbitant price in your bill. As
in the days of Roman despotism we know that the slaves
were occasionally permitted to indulge in the grossest
excesses, so, under the rigorous system of the hotel-keeper,
the guest is allowed to expectorate profusely over
every thing; over the marble with which the hall is
paved, over the Brussels carpet which covers the drawing-room,
over the bed-room, and over the lobby. Expectoration
is apparently the one saving clause which American
liberty demands as the price of its submission to
the prevailing tyranny of the hotel. Do not imagine-you,
who have never yet tasted the sweets of a transatlantic
transaction-that this tyranny is confined to the hotel:
every person to whom you pay money in the ordinary
travelling transactions of life-your omnibus-man, your
railway-conductor, your steamboat-clerk-takes your
money, it is true, but takes it in a manner which
tells you plainly enough that he is conferring a very
great favour by so doing. He is in all probability
realizing a profit of from three to four hundred-per
cent. on whatever the transaction may be; but, all
the same, although you are fully aware of this fact,
you are nevertheless almost overwhelmed with the sense
of the very deep obligation which you owe to the man
who thus deigns to receive your money.
It was about ten o’clock at
night when the steamer anchored at the wharf at Boston.
Not until midday. On the following day were we
(the passengers) allowed to leave the vessel.
The cause of this delay arose from the fact that the
collector of customs of the port of Boston was an
individual of great social importance; and as it would
have been inconvenient for him to attend at an earlier
hour for the purpose of being present at the examination
of our baggage, we were detained prisoners until the
day was far enough advanced to suit his convenience.
From a conversation which subsequently I had with this
gentleman at our hotel, I discovered that he was more
obliging in his general capacity of politician and
prominent citizen than he was in his particular duties
of customs collector. Like many other instances
of the kind in the United States, his was a case of
evident unfitness for the post he held. A. socially
smaller man would have made a much better customs official.
Unfortunately for the comfort of the public, the remuneration
attached to appointments in the postal and customs
departments is frequently very large, and these situations
are eagerly sought as prizes in the lottery of political
life-prizes, too, which can only be held for the short
term of four years. As. A consequence, the
official who holds his situation by right of political
service rendered to the chief of the predominant clique
or party in his state does not consider that he owes
to the public the service of his office. In theory
he is a public servant; in reality he becomes the
master of the public. This is, however, the fault
of the system and not of the individual.