By no means insensible to the
difficulties in the way, Joan Hartley had given no
encouragement to Mr. Robert Vyner to follow up the
advantage afforded him by her admission at the breakfast-table.
Her father’s uneasiness, coupled with the broad
hints which Captain Trimblett mistook for tactfulness,
only confirmed her in her resolution; and Mr. Vyner,
in his calmer moments, had to admit to himself that
she was right for the present, at any rate.
Meantime, they were both young, and, with the confidence
of youth, he looked forward to a future in which his
father’s well-known views on social distinctions
and fitting matrimonial alliances should have undergone
a complete change. As to his mother, she merely
seconded his father’s opinions, and, with admiration
born of love and her marriage vows, filed them for
reference in a memory which had on more than one occasion
been a source of great embarrassment to a man who
had not lived for over fifty years without changing
some of them.
Deeply conscious of his own moderation,
it was, therefore, with a sense of annoyance that
Mr. Robert Vyner discovered that Captain Trimblett
was actually attempting to tackle him upon the subject
which he considered least suitable for discussion.
They were sitting in his office, and the captain,
in pursuance of a promise to Hartley, after two or
three references to the weather, and a long account
of an uninteresting conversation with a policeman,
began to get on to dangerous ground.
“I’ve been in the firm’s
service a good many years now,” he began.
“I hope you’ll be in as
many more,” said Vyner, regarding him almost
affectionately.
“Hartley has been with you a
long time, too,” continued Trimblett, slowly.
“We became chums the first time we met, and we’ve
been friends ever since. Not just fair-weather
friends, but close and hearty; else I wouldn’t
venture to speak to you as I’m going to speak.”
Mr. Vyner looked up at him suddenly,
his face hard and forbidding. Then, as he saw
the embarrassment in the kindly old face before him,
his anger vanished and he bent his head to hide a
smile.
“Fire away,” he said, cordially.
“I’m an old man,” began the captain,
solemnly.
“Nonsense,” interrupted
Robert, breezily. “Old man indeed!
A man is as old as he feels, and I saw you the other
night, outside the Golden Fleece, with Captain Walsh ”
“I couldn’t get away from him,”
said the captain, hastily.
“So far as I could see you were
not trying,” continued the remorseless Robert.
“You were instructing him in the more difficult
and subtle movements of a hornpipe, and I must say
I thought your elasticity was wonderful wonderful.”
“It was just the result of an
argument I had with him,” said the captain,
looking very confused, “and I ought to have known
better. But, as I was saying, I am an old man,
and ”
“But you look so young,” protested Mr.
Vyner.
“Old man,” repeated the
captain, ignoring the remark. “Old age has
its privileges, and one of them is to give a word
in season before it is too late.”
“’A stitch in time saves
nine,” quoted Robert, with an encouraging nod.
“And I was speaking to Hartley
the other day,” continued the captain.
“He hasn’t been looking very well of late,
and, as far as I can make out, he is a little bit
worried over the matter I want to speak to you about.”
Robert Vyner’s face hardened
again for a moment. He leaned back in his chair
and, playing with his watch-chain, regarded the other
intently. Then he smiled maliciously.
“He told me,” he said, nodding.
“Told you?” repeated the captain, in astonishment.
Mr. Vyner nodded again, and bending
down pretended to glance at some papers on his table.
“Green-fly,” he said,
gravely. “He told me that he syringes early
and late. He will clear a tree, as he thinks,
and while he has gone to mix another bucket of the
stuff there are several generations born. Bassett
informs me that a green-fly is a grandfather before
it is half an hour old. So you see it is hopeless.
Quite.”
Captain Trimblett listened with ill-concealed
impatience. “I was thinking of something
more important than green-flies,” he said, emphatically.
“Yes?” said Vyner, thoughtfully.
It was evident that the old sailor
was impervious to hints. Rendered unscrupulous
by the other’s interference, and at the same
time unwilling to hurt his feelings, Mr. Vyner bethought
himself of a tale to which he had turned an unbelieving
ear only an hour or two before.
“Of course, I quite forgot,”
he said, apologetically. “How stupid of
me! I hope that you’ll accept my warmest
congratulations and be very, very happy. I can’t
tell you how pleased I am. But for the life of
me I can’t see why it should worry Hartley.”
“Congratulations?” said
the captain, eying him in surprise. “What
about?”
“Your marriage,” replied
Robert. “I only heard of it on my way to
the office, and your talking put it out of my head.”
“Me?” said Captain
Trimblett, going purple with suppressed emotion.
“My marriage? I’m not going to be
married. Not at all.”
“What do you mean by ’not
at all?” inquired Mr. Vyner, looking puzzled.
“It isn’t a thing you can do by halves.”
“I’m not going to be married
at all,” said the captain, raising his voice.
“I never thought of such a thing. Who who
told you?”
“A little bird,” said Robert, with a simpering
air.
Captain Trimblett took out a handkerchief,
and after blowing his nose violently and wiping his
heated face expressed an overpowering desire to wring
the little bird’s neck.
“Who was it?” he repeated.
“A little bird of the name of
Sellers Captain Sellers,” replied
Robert. “I met him on my way here, hopping
about in the street, simply brimming over with the
news.”
“There isn’t a word of
truth in it,” said the agitated captain.
“I never thought of such a thing. That
old mischief-making mummy must be mad stark,
starin’ mad.”
“Dear me!” said Robert,
regretfully. “He seems such a dear old chap,
and I thought it was so nice to see a man of his age
so keenly interested in the love-affairs of a younger
generation. Anybody might have thought you were
his own son from the way he talked of you.”
“I’ll ‘son’ him!” said
the unhappy captain, vaguely.
“He is very deaf,” said
Robert, gently, “and perhaps he may have
misunderstood somebody. Perhaps somebody told
him you were not going to be married.
Funny he shouts so, isn’t it? Most deaf
people speak in a very low voice.”
“Did he shout that?” inquired
Captain Trimblett, in a quivering voice.
“Bawled it,” replied Mr.
Vyner, cheerfully; “but as it isn’t true,
I really think that you ought to go and tell Captain
Sellers at once. There is no knowing what hopes
he may be raising. He is a fine old man; but
perhaps, after all, he is a wee bit talkative.”
Captain Trimblett, who had risen,
stood waiting impatiently until the other had finished,
and then, forgetting all about the errand that had
brought him there, departed in haste. Mr. Vyner
went to the window, and a broad smile lit up his face
as he watched the captain hurrying across the bridge.
With a blessing on the head of the most notorious old
gossip in Salthaven, he returned to his work.
Possessed by a single idea, Captain
Trimblett sped on his way at a pace against which
both his age and his figure protested in vain.
By the time he reached Tranquil Vale he was breathless,
and hardly able to gasp his inquiry for Captain Sellers
to the old housekeeper who attended the door.
“He’s a-sitting in the
garden looking at his flowers,” she replied.
“Will you go through?”
Captain Trimblett went through.
His head was erect and his face and eyes blazing.
A little old gentleman, endowed with the far sight
peculiar to men who have followed the sea, who was
sitting in a deck-chair at the bottom of the garden,
glimpsed him and at once collapsed. By the time
the captain reached the chair he discovered a weasel-faced,
shrunken old figure in a snuff-coloured suit of clothes
sunk in a profound slumber. He took him by the
arms and shook him roughly.
“Yes? Halloa! What’s
matter?” inquired Captain Sellers, half waking.
Captain Trimblett arched his hand
over his mouth and bent to an ear apparently made
of yellow parchment.
“Cap’n Sellers,”
he said, in a stern, thrilling voice, “I’ve
got a bone to pick with you.”
The old man opened his eyes wide and
sat blinking at him. “I’ve been asleep,”
he said, with a senile chuckle. “How do,
Cap’n Trimblett?”
“I’ve got a bone to pick with you,”
repeated the other.
“Eh?” said Captain Sellers, putting his
hand to his ear.
“A bone to pick with you,”
said the incensed Trimblett, raising his voice.
“What do you mean by it?”
“Eh?” said Captain Sellers, freshly.
“What do you mean by saying
things about me?” bawled Trimblett. “How
dare you go spreading false reports about me?
I’ll have the law of you.”
Captain Sellers smiled vaguely and shook his head.
“I’ll prosecute you,”
bellowed Captain Trimblett. “You’re
shamming, you old fox. You can hear what I say
plain enough. You’ve been spreading reports
that I’m going to ”
He stopped and looked round just in
time. Attracted by the volume of his voice, the
housekeeper had come to the back door, two faces appeared
at the next-door windows, and the back of Mr. Peter
Truefitt was just disappearing inside his summer-house.
“I know you are talking,”
said Captain Sellers, plaintively, “because I
can see your lips moving. It’s a great affliction deafness.”
He fell back in his chair again, and,
with a crafty old eye cocked on the windows next door,
fingered a scanty tuft of white hair on his chin and
smiled weakly. Captain Trimblett controlled himself
by an effort, and, selecting a piece of paper from
a bundle of letters in his pocket, made signs for
a pencil. Captain Sellers shook his head; then
he glanced round uneasily as Trimblett, with an exclamation
of satisfaction, found an inch in his waistcoat-pocket
and began to write. He nodded sternly at the
paper when he had finished, and handed it to Captain
Sellers.
The old gentleman received it with
a pleasant smile, and, extricating himself from his
chair in a remarkable fashion considering his age,
began to fumble in his pockets. He went through
them twice, and his countenance, now lighted by hope
and now darkened by despair, conveyed to Captain Trimblett
as accurately as speech could have done the feelings
of a man to whom all reading matter, without his spectacles,
is mere dross.
“I can’t find my glasses,”
said Captain Sellers, at last, lowering himself into
the chair. Then he put his hand to his ear and
turned toward his visitor. “Try again,”
he said, encouragingly.
Captain Trimblett eyed him for a moment
in helpless wrath, and then, turning on his heel,
marched back through the house, and after standing
irresolute for a second or two entered his own.
The front room was empty, and from the silence he
gathered that Mrs. Chinnery was out. He filled
his pipe, and throwing himself into an easy-chair sought
to calm his nerves with tobacco, while he tried to
think out his position. His meditations were
interrupted by the entrance of Mr. Truefitt, and something
in the furtive way that gentleman eyed him as he came
into the room only served to increase his uneasiness.
“Very warm,” said Truefitt.
The captain assented, and with his
eyes fixed on the mantelpiece smoked in silence.
“I saw you... talking... to
Captain Sellers just now,” said Mr. Truefitt,
after a long pause.
“Aye,” said the captain. “You
did.”
His eyes came from the mantelpiece
and fixed themselves on those of his friend.
Mr. Truefitt in a flurried fashion struck a match and
applied it to his empty pipe.
“I’ll have the law of
him,” said the captain, fiercely; “he has
been spreading false reports about me.”
“Reports?” repeated Mr. Truefitt, in a
husky voice.
“He has been telling everybody
that I am about to be married,” thundered the
captain.
Mr. Truefitt scratched the little
bit of gray whisker that grew by his ear.
“I told him,” he said at last.
“You?” exclaimed the amazed captain.
“But it isn’t true.”
Mr. Truefitt turned to him with a
smile intended to be arch and reassuring. The
result, owing to his nervousness, was so hideous that
the captain drew back in dismay.
“It’s it’s
all right,” said Mr. Truefitt at last. “Ah!
If it hadn’t been for me you might have gone
on hoping for years and years, without knowing the
true state of her feelings toward you.”
“What do you mean?” demanded
the captain, gripping the arms of his chair.
“Sellers is a little bit premature,”
said Mr. Truefitt, coughing. “There is
nothing settled yet, of course. I told him so.
Perhaps I oughtn’t to have mentioned it at all
just yet, but I was so pleased to find that it was
all right I had to tell somebody.”
“What are you talking about?”
gasped the captain.
Mr. Truefitt looked up, and by a strong
effort managed to meet the burning gaze before him.
“I told Susanna,” he said, with a gulp.
“Told her? Told her what?” roared
the captain.
“Told her that you said you
were not worthy of her,” replied Mr. Truefitt,
very slowly and distinctly.
The captain took his pipe out of his
mouth, and laying it on the table with extreme care
listened mechanically while the clock struck five.
“What did she say?” he
inquired, hoarsely, after the clock had finished.
Mr. Truefitt leaned over, and with
a trembling hand patted him on the shoulder.
“She said, ‘Nonsense’” he
replied, softly.
The captain rose and, putting on his
cap mostly over one eye put out
his hands like a blind man for the door, and blundered
out into the street.