MR. POTTER had just taken Ethel Spriggs
into the kitchen to say good-by; in the small front
room Mr. Spriggs, with his fingers already fumbling
at the linen collar of ceremony, waited impatiently.
“They get longer and longer
over their good-bys,” he complained.
“It’s only natural,”
said Mrs. Spriggs, looking up from a piece of fine
sewing. “Don’t you remember ”
“No, I don’t,” said
her husband, doggedly. “I know that your
pore father never ’ad to put on a collar for
me; and, mind you, I won’t wear one after they’re
married, not if you all went on your bended knees and
asked me to.”
He composed his face as the door opened,
and nodded good-night to the rather over-dressed young
man who came through the room with his daughter.
The latter opened the front-door and
passing out with Mr. Potter, held it slightly open.
A penetrating draught played upon the exasperated Mr.
Spriggs. He coughed loudly.
“Your father’s got a cold,”
said Mr. Potter, in a concerned voice.
“No; it’s only too much
smoking,” said the girl. “He’s
smoking all day long.” The indignant Mr.
Spriggs coughed again; but the young people had found
a new subject of conversation. It ended some minutes
later in a playful scuffle, during which the door
acted the part of a ventilating fan.
“It’s only for another
fortnight,” said Mrs. Spriggs, hastily, as her
husband rose.
“After they’re spliced,”
said the vindictive Mr. Spriggs, resuming his seat,
“I’ll go round and I’ll play about
with their front-door till ”
He broke off abruptly as his daughter,
darting into the room, closed the door with a bang
that nearly extinguished the lamp, and turned the key.
Before her flushed and laughing face Mr. Spriggs held
his peace.
“What’s the matter?”
she asked, eying him. “What are you looking
like that for?”
“Too much draught for
your mother,” said Mr. Spriggs, feebly.
“I’m afraid of her asthma agin.”
He fell to work on the collar once
more, and, escaping at last from the clutches of that
enemy, laid it on the table and unlaced his boots.
An attempt to remove his coat was promptly frustrated
by his daughter.
“You’ll get doing it when
you come round to see us,” she explained.
Mr. Spriggs sighed, and lighting a
short clay pipe forbidden in the presence
of his future son-in-law fell to watching
mother and daughter as they gloated over dress materials
and discussed double-widths.
“Anybody who can’t be
’appy with her,” he said, half an hour
later, as his daughter slapped his head by way of
bidding him good-night, and retired, “don’t
deserve to be ’appy.”
“I wish it was over,”
whispered his wife. “She’ll break
her heart if anything happens, and and
Gus-sie will be out now in a day or two.”
“A gal can’t ’elp
what her uncle does,” said Mr. Spriggs, fiercely;
“if Alfred throws her over for that, he’s
no man.”
“Pride is his great fault,” said his wife,
mournfully. .
“It’s no good taking up
troubles afore they come,” observed Mr. Spriggs.
“P’r’aps Gussie won’t come
ere.
“He’ll come straight here,”
said his wife, with conviction; “he’ll
come straight here and try and make a fuss of me,
same as he used to do when we was children and I’d
got a ha’penny. I know him.”
“Cheer up, old gal,” said
Mr. Spriggs; “if he does, we must try and get
rid of ’im; and, if he won’t go, we must
tell Alfred that he’s been to Australia, same
as we did Ethel.”
His wife smiled faintly.
“That’s the ticket,”
continued Mr. Spriggs. “For one thing, I
b’leeve he’ll be ashamed to show his face
here; but, if he does, he’s come back from Australia.
See? It’ll make it nicer for ’im too.
You don’t suppose he wants to boast of where
he’s been?”
“And suppose he comes while
Alfred is here?” said his wife.
“Then I say, ’How
’ave you left ’em all in Australia?’
and wink at him,” said the ready Mr. Spriggs.
“And s’pose you’re not here?”
objected his wife.
“Then you say it and wink at
him,” was the reply. “No; I know you
can’t,” he added, hastily, as Mrs. Spriggs
raised another objection; “you’ve been
too well brought up. Still, you can try.”
It was a slight comfort to Mrs. Spriggs
that Mr. Augustus Price did, after all, choose a convenient
time for his reappearance. A faint knock sounded
on the door two days afterwards as she sat at tea with
her husband, and an anxious face with somewhat furtive
eyes was thrust into the room.
“Emma!” said a mournful
voice, as the upper part of the intruder’s body
followed the face.
“Gussie!” said Mrs. Spriggs, rising in
disorder.
Mr. Price drew his legs into the room,
and, closing the door with extraordinary care, passed
the cuff of his coat across his eyes and surveyed
them tenderly.
“I’ve come home to die,”
he said, slowly, and, tottering across the room, embraced
his sister with much unction.
“What are you going to die of?”
inquired Mr. Spriggs, reluctantly accepting the extended
hand.
“Broken ’art, George,”
replied his brother-in-law, sinking into a chair.
Mr. Spriggs grunted, and, moving his
chair a little farther away, watched the intruder
as his wife handed him a plate. A troubled glance
from his wife reminded him of their arrangements for
the occasion, and he cleared his throat several times
in vain attempts to begin.
“I’m sorry that we can’t
ask you to stay with us, Gussie, ’specially as
you’re so ill,” he said, at last; “but
p’r’aps you’ll be better after picking
a bit.”
Mr. Price, who was about to take a
slice of bread and butter, refrained, and, closing
his eyes, uttered a faint moan. “I sha’n’t
last the night,” he muttered.
“That’s just it,”
said Mr. Spriggs, eagerly. “You see, Ethel
is going to be married in a fortnight, and if you
died here that would put it off.”
“I might last longer if I was
took care of,” said the other, opening his eyes.
“And, besides, Ethel don’t
know where you’ve been,” continued Mr.
Spriggs. “We told ’er that you had
gone to Australia. She’s going to marry
a very partikler young chap a grocer and
if he found it out it might be awk’ard.”
Mr. Price closed his eyes again, but the lids quivered.
“It took ’im some time
to get over me being a bricklayer,” pursued Mr.
Spriggs. “What he’d say to you ”
“Tell ’im I’ve come
back from Australia, if you like,” said Mr. Price,
faintly. “I don’t mind.”
Mr. Spriggs cleared his throat again.
“But, you see, we told Ethel as you was doing
well out there,” he said, with an embarrassed
laugh, “and girl-like, and Alfred talking a
good deal about his relations, she she’s
made the most of it.”
“It don’t matter,”
said the complaisant Mr. Price; “you say what
you like. I sha’n’t interfere with
you.”
“But, you see, you don’t
look as though you’ve been making money,”
said his sister, impatiently. “Look at
your clothes.”
Mr. Price held up his hand. “That’s
easy got over,” he remarked; “while I’m
having a bit of tea George can go out and buy me some
new ones. You get what you think I should look
richest in, George a black tail-coat would
be best, I should think, but I leave it to you.
A bit of a fancy waistcoat, p’r’aps, lightish
trousers, and a pair o’ nice boots, easy sevens.”
He sat upright in his chair and, ignoring
the look of consternation that passed between husband
and wife, poured himself out a cup of tea and took
a slice of cake.
“Have you got any money?”
said Mr. Spriggs, after a long pause.
“I left it behind me in
Australia,” said Mr. Price, with ill-timed facetiousness.
“Getting better, ain’t
you?” said his brother-in-law, sharply.
“How’s that broken ’art getting
on?”
“It’ll go all right under
a fancy waistcoat,” was the reply; “and
while you’re about it, George, you’d better
get me a scarf-pin, and, if you could run to
a gold watch and chain ”
He was interrupted by a frenzied outburst
from Mr. Spriggs; a somewhat incoherent summary of
Mr. Price’s past, coupled with unlawful and
heathenish hopes for his future.
“You’re wasting time,”
said Mr. Price, calmly, as he paused for breath.
“Don’t get ’em if you don’t
want to. I’m trying to help you, that’s
all. I don’t mind anybody knowing where
I’ve been. I was innercent. If you
will give way to sinful pride you must pay for it.”
Mr. Spriggs, by a great effort, regained
his self-control. “Will you go away if
I give you a quid?” he asked, quietly.
“No,” said Mr. Price,
with a placid smile. “I’ve got a better
idea of the value of money than that. Besides,
I want to see my dear niece, and see whether that
young man’s good enough for her.”
“Two quid?” suggested
his brother-in-law. Mr. Price shook his head.
“I couldn’t do it,” he said, calmly.
“In justice to myself I couldn’t do it.
You’ll be feeling lonely when you lose Ethel,
and I’ll stay and keep you company.”
The bricklayer nearly broke out again;
but, obeying a glance from his wife, closed his lips
and followed her obediently upstairs. Mr. Price,
filling his pipe from a paper of tobacco on the mantelpiece,
winked at himself encouragingly in the glass, and
smiled gently as he heard the chinking of coins upstairs.
“Be, careful about the size,”
he said, as Mr. Spriggs came down and took his hat
from a nail; “about a couple of inches shorter
than yourself and not near so much round the waist.”
Mr. Spriggs regarded him sternly for
a few seconds, and then, closing the door with a bang,
went off down the street. Left alone, Mr. Price
strolled about the room investigating, and then, drawing
an easy-chair up to the fire, put his feet on the
fender and relapsed into thought.
Two hours later he sat in the same
place, a changed and resplendent being. His thin
legs were hidden in light check trousers, and the
companion waistcoat to Joseph’s Coat graced the
upper part of his body. A large chrysanthemum
in the button-hole of his frock-coat completed the
picture of an Australian millionaire, as understood
by Mr. Spriggs.
“A nice watch and chain, and
a little money in my pockets, and I shall be all right,”
murmured Mr. Price.
“You won’t get any more
out o’ me,” said Mr. Spriggs, fiercely.
“I’ve spent every farthing I’ve
got.”
“Except what’s in the
bank,” said his brother-in-law. “It’ll
take you a day or two to get at it, I know. S’pose
we say Saturday for the watch and chain?”
Mr. Spriggs looked helplessly at his
wife, but she avoided his gaze. He turned and
gazed in a fascinated fashion at Mr. Price, and received
a cheerful nod in return.
“I’ll come with you and
help choose it,” said the latter. “It’ll
save you trouble if it don’t save your pocket.”
He thrust his hands in his trouser-pockets
and, spreading his legs wide apart, tilted his head
back and blew smoke to the ceiling. He was in
the same easy position when Ethel arrived home accompanied
by Mr. Potter.
“It’s it’s
your Uncle Gussie,” said Mrs. Spriggs, as the
girl stood eying the visitor.
“From Australia,” said her husband, thickly.
Mr. Price smiled, and his niece, noticing
that he removed his pipe and wiped his lips with the
back of his hand, crossed over and kissed his eyebrow.
Mr. Potter was then introduced and received a gracious
reception, Mr. Price commenting on the extraordinary
likeness he bore to a young friend of his who had
just come in for forty thousand a year.
“That’s nearly as much
as you’re worth, uncle, isn’t it?”
inquired Miss Spriggs, daringly.
Mr. Price shook his head at her and
pondered. “Rather more,” he said,
at last, “rather more.”
Mr. Potter caught his breath sharply;
Mr. Spriggs, who was stooping to get a light for his
pipe, nearly fell into the fire. There was an
impressive silence.
“Money isn’t everything,”
said Mr. Price, looking round and shaking his head.
“It’s not much good, except to give away.”
His eye roved round the room and came
to rest finally upon Mr. Potter. The young man
noticed with a thrill that it beamed with benevolence.
“Fancy coming over without saying
a word to anybody, and taking us all by surprise like
this!” said Ethel.
“I felt I must see you all once
more before I died,” said her uncle, simply.
“Just a flying visit I meant it to be, but your
father and mother won’t hear of my going back
just yet.”
“Of course not,” said
Ethel, who was helping the silent Mrs. Spriggs to
lay supper.
“When I talked of going your
father ’eld me down in my chair,” continued
the veracious Mr. Price.
“Quite right, too,” said
the girl. “Now draw your chair up and have
some supper, and tell us all about Australia.”
Mr. Price drew his chair up, but,
as to talking about Australia, he said ungratefully
that he was sick of the name of the place, and preferred
instead to discuss the past and future of Mr. Potter.
He learned, among other things, that that gentleman
was of a careful and thrifty disposition, and that
his savings, augmented by a lucky legacy, amounted
to a hundred and ten pounds.
“Alfred is going to stay with
Palmer and Mays for another year, and then we shall
take a business of our own,” said Ethel.
“Quite right,” said Mr.
Price. “I like to see young people make
their own way,” he added meaningly. “It’s
good for ’em.”
It was plain to all that he had taken
a great fancy to Mr. Potter. He discussed the
grocery trade with the air of a rich man seeking a
good investment, and threw out dark hints about returning
to England after a final visit to Australia and settling
down in the bosom of his family. He accepted
a cigar from Mr. Potter after supper, and, when the
young man left at an unusually late hour walked
home with him.
It was the first of several pleasant
evenings, and Mr. Price, who had bought a book dealing
with Australia from a second-hand bookstall, no longer
denied them an account of his adventures there.
A gold watch and chain, which had made a serious hole
in his brother-in-law’s Savings Bank account,
lent an air of substance to his waistcoat, and a pin
of excellent paste sparkled in his neck-tie.
Under the influence of good food and home comforts
he improved every day, and the unfortunate Mr. Spriggs
was at his wits’ end to resist further encroachments.
From the second day of their acquaintance he called
Mr. Potter “Alf,” and the young people
listened with great attention to his discourse on “Money:
How to Make It and How to Keep It.”
His own dealings with Mr. Spriggs
afforded an example which he did not quote. Beginning
with shillings, he led up to half-crowns, and, encouraged
by success, one afternoon boldly demanded a half-sovereign
to buy a wedding-present with. Mrs. Spriggs drew
her over-wrought husband into the kitchen and argued
with him in whispers.
“Give him what he wants till
they’re married,” she entreated; “after
that Alfred can’t help himself, and it’ll
be as much to his interest to keep quiet as anybody
else.”
Mr. Spriggs, who had been a careful
man all his life, found the half-sovereign and a few
new names, which he bestowed upon Mr. Price at the
same time. The latter listened unmoved. In
fact, a bright eye and a pleasant smile seemed to
indicate that he regarded them rather in the nature
of compliments than otherwise.
“I telegraphed over to Australia
this morning,” he said, as they all sat at supper
that evening.
“A gold watch and chain lent
an air of substance to his waistcoat.”
“About my money?” said Mr. Potter, eagerly.
Mr. Price frowned at him swiftly.
“No; telling my head clerk to send over a wedding-present
for you,” he said, his face softening under the
eye of Mr. Spriggs. “I’ve got just
the thing for you there. I can’t see anything
good enough over here.”
The young couple were warm in their thanks.
“What did you mean, about your
money?” inquired Mr. Spriggs, turning to his
future son-in-law.
“Nothing,” said the young man, evasively.
“It’s a secret,” said Mr. Price.
“What about?” persisted Mr. Spriggs, raising
his voice.
“It’s a little private
business between me and Uncle Gussie,” said Mr.
Potter, somewhat stiffly.
“You you haven’t been lending
him money?” stammered the bricklayer.
“Don’t be silly, father,”
said Miss Spriggs, sharply. “What good would
Alfred’s little bit o’ money be to Uncle
Gussie? If you must know, Alfred is drawing it
out for uncle to invest it for him.”
The eyes of Mr. and Mrs. Spriggs and
Mr. Price engaged in a triangular duel. The latter
spoke first.
“I’m putting it into my
business for him,” he said, with a threatening
glance, “in Australia.”
“And he didn’t want his
generosity known,” added Mr. Potter.
The bewildered Mr. Spriggs looked
helplessly round the table. His wife’s
foot pressed his, and like a mechanical toy his lips
snapped together.
“I didn’t know you had
got your money handy,” said Mrs. Spriggs, in
trembling tones.
“I made special application,
and I’m to have it on Friday,” said Mr.
Potter, with a smile. “You don’t get
a chance like that every day.”
He filled Uncle Gussie’s glass
for him, and that gentleman at once raised it and
proposed the health of the young couple. “If
anything was to ’appen to break it off now,”
he said, with a swift glance at his sister, “they’d
be miserable for life, I can see that.”
“Miserable for ever,”
assented Mr. Potter, in a sepulchral voice, as he
squeezed the hand of Miss Spriggs under the table.
“It’s the only thing worth
’aving love,” continued Mr.
Price, watching his brother-in-law out of the corner
of his eye. “Money is nothing.”
Mr. Spriggs emptied his glass and,
knitting his brows, drew patterns on the cloth with
the back of his knife. His wife’s foot was
still pressing on his, and he waited for instructions.
For once, however, Mrs. Spriggs had
none to give. Even when Mr. Potter had gone and
Ethel had retired upstairs she was still voiceless.
She sat for some time looking at the fire and stealing
an occasional glance at Uncle Gussie as he smoked
a cigar; then she arose and bent over her husband.
“Do what you think best,”
she said, in a weary voice. “Good-night.”
“What about that money of young
Alfred’s?” demanded Mr. Spriggs, as the
door closed behind her.
“I’m going to put it in
my business,” said Uncle Gussie, blandly; “my
business in Australia.” “Ho!
You’ve got to talk to me about that first,”
said the other.
His brother-in-law leaned back and
smoked with placid enjoyment. “You do what
you like,” he said, easily. “Of course,
if you tell Alfred, I sha’n’t get the
money, and Ethel won’t get ’im. Besides
that, he’ll find out what lies you’ve
been telling.”
“I wonder you can look me in
the face,” said the raging bricklayer.
“And I should give him to understand
that you were going shares in the hundred and ten
pounds and then thought better of it,” said the
unmoved Mr. Price. “He’s the sort
o’ young chap as’ll believe anything.
Bless ’im!”
Mr. Spriggs bounced up from his chair
and stood over him with his fists clinched. Mr.
Price glared defiance.
“If you’re so partikler
you can make it up to him,” he said, slowly.
“You’ve been a saving man, I know, and
Emma ’ad a bit left her that I ought to have
’ad. When you’ve done play-acting
I’ll go to bed. So long!”
He got up, yawning, and walked to
the door, and Mr. Spriggs, after a momentary idea
of breaking him in pieces and throwing him out into
the street, blew out the lamp and went upstairs to
discuss the matter with his wife until morning.
Mr. Spriggs left for his work next
day with the question still undecided, but a pretty
strong conviction that Mr. Price would have to have
his way. The wedding was only five days off, and
the house was in a bustle of preparation. A certain
gloom which he could not shake off he attributed to
a raging toothache, turning a deaf ear to the various
remedies suggested by Uncle Gussie, and the name of
an excellent dentist who had broken a tooth of Mr.
Potter’s three times before extracting it.
Uncle Gussie he treated with bare
civility in public, and to blood-curdling threats
in private. Mr. Price, ascribing the latter to
the toothache, also varied his treatment to his company;
prescribing whisky held in the mouth, and other agreeable
remedies when there were listeners, and recommending
him to fill his mouth with cold water and sit on the
fire till it boiled, when they were alone.
He was at his worst on Thursday morning;
on Thursday afternoon he came home a bright and contented
man. He hung his cap on the nail with a flourish,
kissed his wife, and, in full view of the disapproving
Mr. Price, executed a few clumsy steps on the hearthrug.
“Come in for a fortune?”
inquired the latter, eying him sourly.
“No; I’ve saved one,”
replied Mr. Spriggs, gayly. “I wonder I
didn’t think of it myself.”
“Think of what?” inquired Mr. Price.
“You’ll soon know,”
said Mr. Spriggs, “and you’ve only got
yourself to thank for it.”
Uncle Gussie sniffed suspiciously;
Mrs. Spriggs pressed for particulars.
“I’ve got out of the difficulty,”
said her husband, drawing his chair to the tea-table.
“Nobody’ll suffer but Gussie.”
“Ho!” said that gentleman, sharply.
“I took the day off,”
said Mr. Spriggs, smiling contentedly at his wife,
“and went to see a friend of mine, Bill White
the policeman, and told him about Gussie.”
Mr. Price stiffened in his chair.
“Acting under his advice,”
said Mr. Spriggs, sipping his tea, “I wrote
to Scotland Yard and told ’em that Augustus Price,
ticket-of-leave man, was trying to obtain a hundred
and ten pounds by false pretences.”
Mr. Price, white and breathless, rose and confronted
him.
“The beauty o’ that is,
as Bill says,” continued Mr. Spriggs, with much
enjoyment, “that Gussie’ll ’ave
to set out on his travels again. He’ll
have to go into hiding, because if they catch him he’ll
’ave to finish his time. And
Bill says if he writes letters to any of us it’ll
only make it easier to find him. You’d
better take the first train to Australia, Gussie.”
“What what time did
you post the letter?” inquired Uncle
Gussie, jerkily.
“’Bout two o’clock,”
said Mr. Spriggs, glaring aft the clock. “I
reckon you’ve just got time.”
Mr. Price stepped swiftly to the small
sideboard, and, taking up his hat, clapped it on.
He paused a moment at the door to glance up and down
the street, and then the door closed softly behind
him. Mrs. Spriggs looked at her husband.
“Called away to Australia by
special telegram,” said the latter, winking.
“Bill White is a trump; that’s what he
is.”
“Oh, George!” said his
wife. “Did you really write that letter?”
Mr. Spriggs winked again.