Safe for the time being, but with
the memory of his offences pursuing him, the cook
first washed his face and hands in a trough, and next
removed the stains of the crime from his knife.
He then pushed on again rapidly until he struck another
road, and begging a lift from a passing wagon, lay
full length on top of a load of straw and nervously
scanned the landscape as they travelled. Half
a dozen miles farther on the wagon halted before a
comfortable farmhouse, and the cook, after bestowing
on the carter two of the few coins left him, went
his way, losing himself, with a view to baffling pursuit,
among a maze of small lanes, turning right or left
as the fancy took him, until nightfall found him tired
and famished on the outskirts of a small village.
Conscious of the power of the telegraph,
which he had no doubt was interesting itself in his
behalf over the surrounding districts, he skulked
behind a hedge until the lights went from the ground
floor to the first floor of the cottages and then
went out altogether. He then, with the utmost
caution, looked round in search of shelter. He
came at last to two cottages standing by themselves
about half a mile beyond the village, one of which
had a wooden shed in the garden which seemed to offer
the very shelter he required. Satisfied that the
inmates of the cottage were all abed he entered the
garden, and, treading on tiptoe, walked towards the
shed, fumbled at the hasp and opened the door.
It was pitch dark within and silent, till something
rustled uneasily. There was a note of alarm and
indignation. The cook tripped on a stone, and
only saved himself from falling by clutching at a
perch which a dozen fowls instantly vacated with loud
and frenzied appeals for assistance. Immediately
the shed was full of flapping wings and agitated hens
darting wildly between his legs as he made for the
door again, only to run into the arms of a man who
came from the cottage.
“I’ve got him, Poll!”
shouted the latter, as he dealt the cook a blow with
a stick. “I’ve got him!”
He fetched him another blow and was
preparing, for a third, when the cook, maddened with
the pain, struck at him wildly and sent him sprawling.
He was up again in an instant and, aided by his wife,
who had stopped to make a slight concession to appearances
in the shape of a flannel petticoat, threw the cook
down and knelt on him. A man came out from the
adjoining cottage, and having, with great presence
of mind, first found a vacant spot on the cook and
knelt on it, asked what was the matter.
“After my hens,” said
the first man breathlessly. “I just heard
’em in time.”
“I wasn’t after your hens.
I didn’t know they was there!” gasped the
cook.
“Lock him up!” said the second man warmly.
“I’m goin’ to,” said the other,
“Keep still, you thief!”
“Get up!” said the cook faintly; “you’re
killin’ me.
“Take him in the house and tie
him up for the night, and we’ll take him to
Winton police station in the morning,” said the
neighbor. “He’s a desperate character.”
As they declined to trust the cook
to walk, he was carried into the kitchen, where the
woman, leaving him for a moment, struck a match and
hastily lit a candle. She then opened a drawer
and, to the cook’s horror, began pulling out
about twenty fathoms of clothes-line.
“The best way and the safest
is to tie him in a chair,” said the neighbor.
“I remember my gran’-father used to
tell a tale of how they served a highwayman that way
once.”
“That would be best, I think,”
said the woman pondering. “He’d be
more comfortable in a chair, though I’m sure
he don’t deserve it.”
They raised the exhausted cook, and
placing him in a stout oak chair, lashed him to it
until he could scarcely breathe.
“After my gran’father
had tied the highwayman in the chair, he gave him
a crack on the head with a stick,” said the neighbor,
regarding the cook thoughtfully.
“They was very brutal in those
times,” said the cook, before anybody else could
speak.
“Just to keep him quiet like,”
said the neighbor, somewhat chilled by the silence
of the other two.
“I think he’ll do as he
is,” said the owner of the fowls, carefully
feeling the prisoner’s bonds. “If
you’ll come in in the morning, Pettit, we’ll
borrow a cart an’ take him over to Winton.
I expect there’s a lot of things against him.”
“I expect there is,” said
Pettit, as the cook shuddered. “Well, good-night.”
He returned to his house, and the
couple, after carefully inspecting the cook again,
and warning him of the consequences if he moved, blew
out the candle and returned to their interrupted slumbers.
For a long time the unfortunate cook
sat in a state of dreary apathy, wondering vaguely
at the ease with which he had passed from crime to
crime, and trying to estimate how much he should get
for each. A cricket sang from the hearthstone,
and a mouse squeaked upon the floor. Worn out
with fatigue and trouble, he at length fell asleep.
He awoke suddenly and tried to leap
out of his bunk on to the floor and hop on one leg
as a specific for the cramp. Then, as he realized
his position, he strove madly to rise and straighten
the afflicted limb. He was so far successful
that he managed to stand, and in the fantastic appearance
of a human snail, to shuffle slowly round the kitchen.
At first he thought only of the cramp, but after that
had yielded to treatment a wild idea of escape occurred
to him. Still bowed with the chair, he made his
way to the door, and, after two or three attempts,
got the latch in his mouth and opened it. Within
five minutes he had shuffled his way through the garden
gate, which was fortunately open, and reached the
road.
The exertion was so laborious that
he sat down again upon his portable seat and reckoned
up his chances. Fear lent him wings, though of
a very elementary type, and as soon as he judged he
was out of earshot he backed up against a tree and
vigorously banged the chair against it.
He shed one cracked hind leg in this
way, and the next time he sat down had to perform
feats of balancing not unworthy of Blondin himself.
Until day broke did this persecuted
man toil painfully along with the chair, and the sun
rose and found him sitting carefully in the middle
of the road, faintly anathematizing Captain Gething
and everything connected with him. He was startled
by the sound of footsteps rapidly approaching him,
and, being unable to turn his head, he rose painfully
to his feet and faced about bodily.
The new-comer stopped abruptly, and,
gazing in astonishment at the extraordinary combination
of man and chair before him, retired a few paces in
disorder. At a little distance he had mistaken
the cook for a lover of nature, communing with it
at his ease; now he was undecided whether it was a
monstrosity or an apparition.
“Mornin’, mate,” said the cook in
a weary voice.
“Morning,” said the man, backing still
more.
“I ’spose,” said
the cook, trying to smile cheerfully, “you’re
surprised to see me like this?”
“I’ve never seen anything like it afore,”
said the man guardedly.
“I don’t s’pose
you ’ave,” said the cook. “I’m
the only man in England that can do it.”
The man said he could quite believe it.
“I’m doin’ it for a bet,”
said the cook.
“Oh-h,” said the man,
his countenance clearing, “a bet. I thought
you were mad. How much is it?”
“Fifty pounds,” said the
cook. “I’ve come all the way from
London like this.”
“Well, I’m blest!”
said the man. “What won’t they think
of next! Got much farther to go?”
“Oakville,” said the cook,
mentioning a place he had heard of in his wanderings.
“At least I was, but I find it’s too much
for me. Would you mind doing me the favor of
cutting this line?”
“No, no,” said the other
reproachfully, “don’t give up now.
Why, it’s only another seventeen miles.”
“I must give it up,” said the cook, with
a sad smile.
“Don’t be beat,”
said the man warmly. “Keep your ’art
up, and you’ll be as pleased as Punch presently
to think how near you was losing.”
“Cut it off,” said the
cook, trembling with impatience; “I’ve
earned forty pounds of it by coming so far. If
you cut it off I’ll send you ten of it.”
The man hesitated while an inborn
love of sport struggled with his greed.
“I’ve got a wife and family,”
he said at last in extenuation, and taking out a clasp-knife,
steadied the cook with one hand while he severed his
bonds with the other.
“God bless you, mate!”
said the cook, trying to straighten his bowed back
as the chair fell to the ground.
“My name’s Jack Thompson,”
said his benefactor. “Jack Thompson, Winchgate
’ll find me.”
“I’ll make it twelve pounds,”
said the grateful cook, “and you can have the
chair.”
He shook him by the hand, and, freed
from his burden, stepped out on his return journey,
while his innocent accomplice, shouldering the chair,
went back to learn from the rightful owner a few hard
truths about his mental capacity.
Not knowing how much start he would
have, the cook, despite his hunger and fatigue, pushed
on with all the speed of which he was capable.
After an hour’s journey he ventured to ask the
direction of an embryo ploughman, and wheedled out
of him a small, a very small, portion of his breakfast.
From the top of the next hill he caught a glimpse of
the sea, and taking care to keep this friend of his
youth in sight, felt his way along by it to Brittlesea.
At midday he begged some broken victuals from a gamekeeper’s
cottage, and with renewed vigor resumed his journey,
and at ten o’clock that night staggered on to
Brittlesea quay and made his way cautiously to the
ship. There was nobody on deck, but a light burned
in the foc’sle, and after a careful peep below
he descended. Henry, who was playing, a losing
game of draughts with Sam, looked up with a start,
and overturned the board.
“Lord love us, cookie!” said Sam, “where
’ave you been?”
The cook straightened up, smiling
faintly, and gave a wave of his hand which took in
all the points of the compass. “Everywhere,”
he said wearily.
“You’ve been on the spree,”
said Sam, regarding him severely.
“Spree!” said the cook with expression.
“Spree!”
His feelings choked him, and after
a feeble attempt to translate them into words, he
abandoned the attempt, and turning a deaf ear to Sam’s
appeal for information, rolled into his bunk and fell
fast asleep.