Maya, drowsy with the noonday heat,
flew leisurely past the glare on the bushes in the
garden, into the cool, broad-leaved shelter of a great
chestnut-tree.
On the trodden sward in the shade
under the tree stood chairs and tables, evidently
for an out-door meal. A short distance away gleamed
the red-tiled roof of a peasant’s cottage, with
thin blue columns of smoke curling up from the chimneys.
Now at last, thought Maya, she was
bound to see a human being. Had she not reached
the very heart of his realm? The tree must be
his property, and the curious wooden contrivances in
the shade below must belong to his hive.
Something buzzed; a fly alighted on
the leaf beside her. It ran up and down the green
veining in little jerks. You couldn’t see
its legs move, and it seemed to be sliding about excitedly.
Then it flew from one finger of the broad leaf to
another, but so quickly and unexpectedly that you
might have thought it hadn’t flown but hopped.
Evidently it was looking for the most comfortable
place on the leaf. Every now and then, in the
suddennest way, it would swing itself up in the air
a short space and buzz vehemently, as though something
dreadfully untoward had occurred, or as though it
were animated by some tremendous purpose. Then
it would drop back to the leaf, as if nothing had
happened, and resume its jerky racing up and down.
Lastly, it would sit quite still, like a rigid image.
Maya watched its antics in the sunshine,
then approached it and said politely:
“How do you do? Welcome
to my leaf. You are a fly, are you not?”
“What else do you take me for?”
said the little one. “My name is Puck.
I am very busy. Do you want to drive me away?”
“Why, not at all. I am
glad to make your acquaintance.”
“I believe you,” was all
Puck said, and with that he tried to pull his head
off.
“Mercy!” cried Maya.
“I must do this. You don’t
understand. It’s something you know nothing
about,” Puck rejoined calmly, and slid his legs
over his wings till they curved round the tip of his
body. “I’m more than a fly,”
he added with some pride. “I’m a housefly.
I flew out here for the fresh air.”
“How interesting!” exclaimed
Maya gleefully. “Then you must know all
about human beings.”
“As well as the pockets of my
trousers,” Puck threw out disdainfully.
“I sit on them every day. Didn’t you
know that? I thought you bees were so
clever. You pretend to be at any rate.”
“My name is Maya,” said
the little bee rather shyly. Where the other
insects got their self-assurance, to say nothing of
their insolence, she couldn’t understand.
“Thanks for the information.
Whatever your name, you’re a simpleton.”
Puck sat there tilted like a cannon
in position to be fired off, his head and breast thrust
upward, the hind tip of his body resting on the leaf.
Suddenly he ducked his head and squatted down, so
that he looked as if he had no legs.
“You’ve got to watch out
and be careful,” he said. “That’s
the most important thing of all.”
But an angry wave of resentment was
surging in little Maya. The insult Puck had offered
her was too much. Without really knowing what
made her do it, she pounced on him quick as lightning,
caught him by the collar and held him tight.
“I will teach you to be polite
to a bee,” she cried.
Puck set up an awful howl.
“Don’t sting me,”
he screamed. “It’s the only thing
you can do, but it’s killing. Please remove
the back of your body. That’s where your
sting is. And let me go, please let me go, if
you possibly can. I’ll do anything you
say. Can’t you understand a joke, a mere
joke? Everybody knows that you bees are the most
respected of all insects, and the most powerful, and
the most numerous. Only don’t kill me,
please don’t. There won’t be any
bringing me back to life. Good God! No one
appreciates my humor!”
“Very well,” said Maya
with a touch of contempt in her heart, “I’ll
let you live on condition that you tell me everything
you know about human beings.”
“Gladly,” cried Puck.
“I’d have told you anyhow. But please
let me go now.”
Maya released him. She had stopped
caring. Her respect for the fly and any confidence
she might have had in him were gone. Of what
value could the experiences of so low, so vulgar a
creature be to serious-minded people? She would
have to find out about human beings for herself.
The lesson, however, had not been
wasted. Puck was much more endurable now.
Scolding and growling he set himself to rights.
He smoothed down his feelers and wings and the minute
hairs on his black body which were fearfully
rumpled; for the girl-bee had laid on good and hard and
concluded the operation by running his proboscis in
and out several times something new to
Maya.
“Out of joint, completely out
of joint!” he muttered in a pained tone.
“Comes of your excited way of doing things.
Look. See for yourself. The sucking-disk
at the end of my proboscis looks like a twisted pewter
plate.”
“Have you a sucking-disk?” asked Maya.
“Goodness gracious, of course!
Now tell me. What do you want to know about human
beings? Never mind about my proboscis
being out of joint. It’ll be all right.
I think I had best tell you a few things from my own
life. You see, I grew up among human beings,
so you’ll hear just what you want to know.”
“You grew up among human beings?”
“Of course. It was in the
corner of their room that my mother laid the egg from
which I came. I made my first attempts to walk
on their window-shades, and I tested the strength of
my wings by flying from Schiller to Goethe.”
“What are Schiller and Goethe?”
“Statues,” explained Puck,
very superior, “statues of two men who seem
to have distinguished themselves. They stand under
the mirror, one on the right hand and one on the left
hand, and nobody pays any attention to them.”
“What’s a mirror?
And why do the statues stand under the mirror?”
“A mirror is good for seeing
your belly when you crawl on it. It’s very
amusing. When human beings go up to a mirror,
they either put their hands up to their hair, or pull
at their beards. When they are alone, they smile
into the mirror, but if somebody else is in the room
they look very serious. What the purpose of it
is, I could never make out. Seems to be some
useless game of theirs. I myself, when I was still
a child, suffered a good deal from the mirror.
I’d fly into it and of course be thrown back
violently.”
Maya plied Puck with more questions
about the mirror, which he found very difficult to
answer.
“Here,” he said at last,
“you’ve certainly flown over the smooth
surface of water, haven’t you? Well, a mirror
is something like it, only hard and upright.”
The little fly, seeing that Maya listened
most respectfully and attentively to the tale of his
experiences, became a good deal pleasanter in his
manners. And as for Maya’s opinion of Puck,
although she didn’t believe everything he told
her, still she was sorry she had thought so slightingly
of him earlier in their meeting.
“Often people are far more sensible
than we take them to be at first,” she told
herself.
Puck went on with his story.
“It took a long time for me
to get to understand their language. Now at last
I know what they want. It isn’t much, because
they usually say the same thing every day.”
“I can scarcely believe it,”
said Maya. “Why, they have so many interests,
and think so many things, and do so many things.
Cassandra told me that they build cities so big that
you can’t fly round them in one day, towers
as high as the nuptial flight of our queen, houses
that float on the water, and houses that glide across
the country on two narrow silver paths and go faster
than birds.”
“Wait a moment!” said
Puck energetically. “Who is Cassandra?
Who is she, if I may make so bold as to ask?
Well?”
“Oh, she was my teacher.”
“Teacher!” repeated Puck
contemptuously. “Probably also a bee.
Who but a bee would overestimate human beings like
that? Your Miss Cassandra, or whatever her name
is, doesn’t know her history. Those cities
and towers and other human devices you speak of are
none of them any good to us. Who would take such
an impractical view of the world as you do? If
you don’t accept the premise that the earth
is dominated by the flies, that the flies are the
most widespread and most important race on earth, you’ll
scarcely get a real knowledge of the world.”
Puck took a few excited zigzag turns
on the leaf and pulled at his head, to Maya’s
intense concern. However, the little bee had
observed by this time that there wasn’t much
sense to be got out of his head any way.
“Do you know how you can tell
I am right?” asked Puck, rubbing his hands together
as if to tie them in a knot. “Count the
number of people and the number of flies in any room.
The result will surprise you.”
“You may be right. But that’s not
the point.”
“Do you think I was born this
year?” Puck demanded all of a sudden.
“I don’t know.”
“I passed through a winter,”
Puck announced, all pride. “My experiences
date back to the ice age. In a sense they take
me through the ice age. That’s why
I’m here I’m here to recuperate.”
“Whatever else you may be, you
certainly are spunky,” remarked Maya.
“I should say so,” exclaimed
Puck, and made an airy leap out into the sunshine.
“The flies are the boldest race in creation.
We never run away unless it is better to run away,
and then we always come back. Have you
ever sat on a human being?”
“No,” said Maya, looking
at the fly distrustfully out of the corner of her
eye. She still didn’t know quite what to
make of him. “No, I’m not interested
in sitting on human beings.”
“Ah, dear child, that’s
because you don’t know what it is. If ever
you had seen the fun I have with the man at home, you’d
turn green with envy. I’ll tell you.
In my room there lives an elderly man who cherishes
the color of his nose by means of a peculiar drink,
which he keeps hidden in the corner cupboard.
It has a sweet, intoxicating smell. When he goes
to get it he smiles, and his eyes grow small.
He takes a little glass, and he looks up to the ceiling
while he drinks, to see if I am there. I nod
down to him, and he passes his hand over his forehead,
nose and mouth to show me where I am to sit later on.
Then he blinks, and opens his mouth as wide as he
can, and pulls down the shade to keep the afternoon
sun from bothering us. Finally he lays himself
down on a something called a sofa, and in a short
while begins to make dull snuffling sounds. I
suppose he thinks the sounds are beautiful. We’ll
talk about them some other time. They are man’s
slumber song. For me they are the sign that I
am to come down. The first thing I do is to take
my portion from the glass, which he left for me.
There’s something tremendously stimulating about
a drop like that. I understand human beings.
Then I fly over and take my place on the forehead
of the sleeping man. The forehead lies between
the nose and the hair and serves for thinking.
You can tell it does from the long furrows that go
from right to left. They must move whenever a
man thinks if something worth while is to result from
his thinking. The forehead also shows if human
beings are annoyed. But then the folds run up
and down, and a round cavity forms over the nose.
As soon as I settle on his forehead and begin to run
to and fro in the furrows, the man makes a snatch in
the air with his hands. He thinks I’m somewhere
in the air. That’s because I’m sitting
on his think-furrows, and he can’t work out
so quickly where I really am. At last he does.
He mutters and jabs at me. Now then, Miss Maya,
or whatever your name is, now then, you’ve got
to have your wits about you. I see the hand coming,
but I wait until the last moment, then I fly nimbly
to one side, sit down, and watch him feel to see if
I am still there. We kept the game up
often for a full half hour. You have no idea
what a lot of endurance the man has. Finally he
jumps up and pours out a string of words which show
how ungrateful he is. Well, what of it?
A noble soul seeks no reward. I’m already
up on the ceiling listening to his ungrateful outburst.”
“I can’t say I particularly
like it,” observed Maya. “Isn’t
it rather useless?”
“Do you expect me to erect a
honeycomb on his nose?” exclaimed Puck.
“You have no sense of humor, dear girl.
What do you do that’s useful?”
Little Maya went red all over, but
quickly collected herself to hide her embarrassment
from Puck.
“The time is coming,”
she flashed, “when I shall do something big
and splendid, and good and useful too. But first
I want to see what is going on in the world.
Deep down in my heart I feel that the time is coming.”
As Maya spoke she felt a hot tide
of hope and enthusiasm flood her being.
Puck seemed not to realize how serious
she was, and how deeply stirred. He zigzagged
about in his flurried way for a while, then asked:
“You don’t happen to have
any honey with you, do you, my dear?”
“I’m so sorry,”
replied Maya. “I’d gladly let you
have some, especially after you’ve entertained
me so pleasantly, but I really haven’t got any
with me. May I ask you one more question?”
“Shoot,” said Puck.
“I’ll answer, I’ll always answer.”
“I’d like to know how
I could get into a human being’s house.”
“Fly in,” said Puck sagaciously.
“But how, without running into danger?”
“Wait until a window is opened.
But be sure to find the way out again. Once you’re
inside, if you can’t find the window, the best
thing to do is to fly toward the light. You’ll
always find plenty of windows in every house.
You need only notice where the sun shines through.
Are you going already?”
“Yes,” replied Maya, holding
out her hand. “I have some things to attend
to. Good-by. I hope you quite recover from
the effects of the ice age.”
And with her fine confident buzz that
yet sounded slightly anxious, little Maya raised her
gleaming wings and flew out into the sunshine across
to the flowery meadows to cull a little nourishment.
Puck looked after her, and carefully
meditated what might still be said. Then he observed
thoughtfully:
“Well, now. Well, well. Why
not?”