As soon as I was alone, I took from
my pocket one of the handbills which my excitable
fellow-traveler had presented to me, so as to have
it ready for Mrs. Baggs the moment we stood face to
face. Armed with this ominous letter of introduction,
I kicked a chair down against the folding-doors, by
way of giving a preliminary knock to arouse the housekeeper’s
attention. The plan was immediately successful.
Mrs. Baggs opened the doors of communication violently.
A slight smell of spirits entered the room, and was
followed close by the housekeeper herself, with an
indignant face and a disordered head-dress.
“What do you mean, sir?
How dare you ” she began; then stopped
aghast, looking at me in speechless astonishment.
“I have been obliged to make
a slight alteration in my personal appearance, ma’am,”
I said. “But I am still Frank Softly.”
“Don’t talk to me about
personal appearances, sir,” cried Mrs. Baggs
recovering. “What do you mean by being here?
Leave the house immediately. I shall write to
the doctor, Mr. Softly, this very night.”
“He has no address you can direct
to,” I rejoined. “If you don’t
believe me, read that.” I gave her the
handbill without another word of preface.
Mrs. Baggs looked at it lost
in an instant some of the fine color plentifully diffused
over her face by sleep and spirits sat down
in the nearest chair with a thump that seemed to threaten
the very foundations of Number Two, Zion Place and
stared me hard in the face; the most speechless and
helpless elderly female I ever beheld.
“Take plenty of time to compose
yourself ma’am,” I said. “If
you don’t see the doctor again soon, under the
gallows, you will probably not have the pleasure of
meeting with him for some considerable time.”
Mrs. Baggs smote both her hands distractedly
on her knees, and whispered a devout ejaculation to
herself softly.
“Allow me to deal with you,
ma’am, as a woman of the world,” I went
on. “If you will give me half-an-hour’s
hearing, I will explain to you how I come to know
what I do; how I got here; and what I have to propose
to Miss Alicia and to you.”
“If you have the feelings of
a man, sir,” said Mrs. Baggs, shaking her head
and raising her eyes to heaven, “you will remember
that I have nerves, and will not presume upon them.”
As the old lady uttered the last words,
I thought I saw her eyes turn from heaven, and take
the earthly direction of the sofa in the front parlor.
It struck me also that her lips looked rather dry.
Upon these two hints I spoke.
“Might I suggest some little
stimulant?” I asked, with respectful earnestness.
“I have heard my grandmother (Lady Malkinshaw)
say that, ’a drop in time saves nine.’”
“You will find it under the
sofa pillow,” said Mrs. Baggs, with sudden briskness.
“’A drop in time saves nine’ my
sentiments, if I may put myself on a par with her
ladyship. The liqueur-glass, Mr. Softly, is in
the backgammon-board. I hope her ladyship was
well the last time you heard from her? Suffers
from her nerves, does she? Like me, again.
In the backgammon-board. Oh, this news, this
awful news!”
I found the bottle of brandy in the
place indicated, but no liqueur-glass in the backgammon-board.
There was, however, a wine-glass, accidentally left
on a chair by the sofa. Mrs. Baggs did not seem
to notice the difference when I brought it into the
back room and filled it with brandy.
“Take a toothful yourself,”
said Mrs. Baggs, lightly tossing off the dram in a
moment. “’A drop in time’ I
can’t help repeating it, it’s so nicely
expressed. Still, with submission to her ladyship’s
better judgment, Mr. Softly, the question seems now
to arise, whether, if one drop in time saves nine,
two drops in time may not save eighteen.”
Here Mrs. Baggs forgot her nerves and winked.
I returned the wink and filled the glass a second
time. “Oh, this news, this awful news!”
said Mrs. Baggs, remembering her nerves again.
Just then I thought I heard footsteps
in front of the house, but, listening more attentively,
found that it had begun to rain, and that I had been
deceived by the pattering of the first heavy drops
against the windows. However, the bare suspicion
that the same stranger who had called already might
be watching the house now, was enough to startle me
very seriously, and to suggest the absolute necessity
of occupying no more precious time in paying attention
to the vagaries of Mrs. Baggs’ nerves.
It was also of some importance that I should speak
to her while she was sober enough to understand what
I meant in a general way.
Feeling convinced that she was in
imminent danger of becoming downright drunk if I gave
her another glass, I kept my hand on the bottle, and
forthwith told my story over again in a very abridged
and unceremonious form, and without allowing her one
moment of leisure for comment on my narrative, whether
it might be of the weeping, winking, drinking, groaning,
or ejaculating kind. As I had anticipated, when
I came to a conclusion, and consequently allowed her
an opportunity of saying a few words, she affected
to be extremely shocked and surprised at hearing of
the nature of her master’s pursuits, and reproached
me in terms of the most vehement and virtuous indignation
for incurring the guilt of abetting them, even though
I had done so from the very excusable motive of saving
my own life. Having a lively sense of the humorous,
I was necessarily rather amused by this; but I began
to get a little surprised as well, when we diverged
to the subject of the doctor’s escape, on finding
that Mrs. Baggs viewed the fact of his running away
to some hiding-place of his own in the light of a
personal insult to his faithful and attached housekeeper.
“It shows a want of confidence
in me,” said the old lady, “which I may
forgive, but can never forget. The sacrifices
I have made for that ungrateful man are not to be
told in words. The very morning he sent us away
here, what did I do? Packed up the moment he said
Go. I had my preserves to pot, and the kitchen
chimney to be swept, and the lock of my box hampered
into the bargain. Other women in my place would
have grumbled I got up directly, as lively
as any girl of eighteen you like to mention.
Says he, ’I want Alicia taken out of young Softly’s
way, and you must do it.’ –Says
I, ’This very morning, sir?’ Says
he, ’This very morning.’ Says
I, ’Where to?’ Says he, ’As
far off as ever you can go; coast of Wales Crickgelly.
I won’t trust her nearer; young Softly’s
too cunning, and she’s too fond of him.’ ’Any
more orders, sir?’ says I. ’Yes;
take some fancy name Simkins, Johnson, Giles,
Jones, James,’ says he, ’what you like
bu t Dulcifer; for that scamp Softly will move heaven
and earth to trace her.’ ’What
else?’ says I. ’Nothing, but
look sharp,’ says he; ’and mind one thing,
that she sees no visitors, and posts no letters.’
Before those last words had been out of his wicked
lips an hour, we were off. A nice job I had to
get her away a nice job to stop her from
writing letters to you a nice job to keep
her here. But I did it; I followed my orders like
a slave in a plantation with a whip at his bare back.
I’ve had rheumatics, weak legs, bad nights,
and miss in the sulks all from obeying the
doctor’s orders. And what is my reward?
He turns coiner, and runs away without a word to me
beforehand, and writes me a trumpery note, without
a date to it, without a farthing of money in it, telling
me nothing! Look at my confidence in him, and
then look at the way he’s treated me in return.
What woman’s nerves can stand that? Don’t
keep fidgeting with the bottle! Pass it this
way, Mr. Softly, or you’ll break it, and drive
me distracted.”
“He has no excuse, ma’am,”
I said. “But will you allow me to change
the subject, as I am pressed for time? You appear
to be so well acquainted with the favorable opinion
which Miss Alicia and I entertain of each other, that
I hope it will be no fresh shock to your nerves, if
I inform you, in plain words, that I have come to
Crickgelly to marry her.”
“Marry her! marry If
you don’t leave off fidgeting with the bottle,
Mr. Softly, and change the subject directly, I shall
ring the bell.”
“Hear me out, ma’am, and
then ring if you like. If you persist, however,
in considering yourself still the confidential servant
of a felon who is now flying for his life, and if
you decline allowing the young lady to act as she
wishes, I will not be so rude as to hint that as
she is of age she may walk out of this
house with me, whenever she likes, without your having
the power to prevent her; but, I will politely ask
instead, what you would propose to do with her, in
the straitened position as to money in which she and
you are likely to be placed? You can’t find
her father to give her to; and, if you could, who would
be the best protector for her? The doctor, who
is the principal criminal in the eye of the law, or
I, who am only the unwilling accomplice? He is
known to the Bow Street runners I am not.
There is a reward for the taking of him, and none
for the taking of me. He has no respectable relatives
and friends, I have plenty. Every way my chances
are the best; and consequently I am, every way, the
fittest person to trust her to. Don’t you
see that?”
Mrs. Baggs did not immediately answer.
She snatched the bottle out of my hands drank
off another dram, shook her head at me, and ejaculated
lamentably: “My nerves, my nerves! what
a heart of stone he must have to presume on my poor
nerves!”
“Give me one minute more,”
I went on. “I propose to take you and Alicia
to-morrow morning to Scotland. Pray don’t
groan! I only suggest the journey with a matrimonial
object. In Scotland, Mrs. Baggs, if a man and
woman accept each other as husband and wife, before
one witness, it is a lawful marriage; and that kind
of wedding is, as you see plainly enough, the only
safe refuge for a bridegroom in my situation.
If you consent to come with us to Scotland, and serve
as witness to the marriage, I shall be delighted to
acknowledge my sense of your kindness in the eloquent
language of the Bank of England, as expressed to the
world in general on the surface of a five-pound note.”
I cautiously snatched away the brandy
bottle as I spoke, and was in the drawing-room with
it in an instant. As I suppose, Mrs. Baggs tried
to follow me, for I heard the door rattle, as if she
had got out of her chair, and suddenly slipped back
into it again. I felt certain of her deciding
to help us, if she was only sober enough to reflect
on what I had said to her. The journey to Scotland
was a tedious, and perhaps a dangerous, undertaking.
But I had no other alternative to choose.
In those uncivilized days, the Marriage
Act had not been passed, and there was no convenient
hymeneal registrar in England to change a vagabond
runaway couple into a respectable man and wife at a
moment’s notice. The trouble and expense
of taking Mrs. Baggs with us, I encountered, of course,
solely out of regard for Alicia’s natural prejudices.
She had led precisely that kind of life which makes
any woman but a bad one morbidly sensitive on the subject
of small proprieties. If she had been a girl
with a recognized position in society, I should have
proposed to her to run away with me alone. As
it was, the very defenselessness of her situation
gave her, in my opinion, the right to expect from
me even the absurdest sacrifices to the narrowest
conventionalities. Mrs. Baggs was not quite so
sober in her habits, perhaps, as matrons in general
are expected to be; but, for my particular purpose,
this was only a slight blemish; it takes so little,
after all, to represent the abstract principle of propriety
in the short-sighted eye of the world.
As I reached the drawing-room door, I looked at my
watch.
Nine o’clock! and nothing done
yet to facilitate our escaping from Crickgelly to
the regions of civilized life the next morning.
I was pleased to hear, when I knocked at the door,
that Alicia’s voice sounded firmer as she told
me to come in. She was more confused than astonished
or frightened when I sat down by her on the sofa, and
repeated the principal topics of my conversion with
Mrs. Baggs.
“Now, my own love,” I
said, in conclusion suiting my gestures,
it is unnecessary to say, to the tenderness of my
language “there is not the least
doubt that Mrs. Baggs will end by agreeing to my proposals.
Nothing remains, therefore, but for you to give me
the answer now, which I have been waiting for ever
since that last day when we met by the riverside.
I did not know then what the motive was for your silence
and distress. I know now, and I love you better
after that knowledge than I did before it.”
Her head dropped into its former position
on my bosom, and she murmured a few words, but too
faintly for me to hear them.
“You knew more about your father,
then, than I did?” I whispered.
“Less than you have told me
since,” she interposed quickly, without raising
her face.
“Enough to convince you that
he was breaking the laws,” I suggested; “and,
to make you, as his daughter, shrink from saying ‘yes’
to me when we sat together on the river bank?”
She did not answer. One of her
arms, which was hanging over my shoulder, stole round
my neck, and clasped it gently.
“Since that time,” I went
on, “your father has compromised me. I am
in some danger, not much, from the law. I have
no prospects that are not of the most doubtful kind;
and I have no excuse for asking you to share them,
except that I have fallen into my present misfortune
through trying to discover the obstacle that kept
us apart. If there is any protection in the world
that you can turn to, less doubtful than mine, I suppose
I ought to say no more, and leave the house. But
if there should be none, surely I am not so very selfish
in asking you to take your chance with me? I
honestly believe that I shall have little difficulty,
with ordinary caution, in escaping from pursuit, and
finding a safe home somewhere to begin life in again
with new interests. Will you share it with me,
Alicia? I can try no fresh persuasions –I
have no right, perhaps, in my present situation to
have addressed so many to you already.”
Her other arm stole round my neck;
she laid her cheek against mine, and whispered
“Be kind to me, Frank I
have nobody in the world who loves me but you!”
I felt her tears on my face; my own
eyes moistened as I tried to answer her. We sat
for some minutes in perfect silence without
moving, without a thought beyond the moment.
The rising of the wind, and the splashing of the rain
outside were the first sounds that stirred me into
action again.
I summoned my resolution, rose from
the sofa, and in a few hasty words told Alicia what
I proposed for the next day, and mentioned the hour
at which I would come in the morning. As I had
anticipated, she seemed relieved and reassured at
the prospect even of such slight sanction and encouragement,
on the part of another woman, as would be implied by
the companionship of Mrs. Baggs on the journey to
Scotland.
The next and last difficulty I had
to encounter was necessarily connected with her father.
He had never been very affectionate; and he was now,
for aught she or I knew to the contrary, parted from
her forever. Still, the instinctive recognition
of his position made her shrink, at the last moment,
when she spoke of him, and thought of the serious
nature of her engagement with me. After some vain
arguing and remonstrating, I contrived to quiet her
scruples, by promising that an address should be left
at Crickgelly, to which any second letter that might
arrive from the doctor could be forwarded. When
I saw that this prospect of being able to communicate
with him, if he wrote or wished to see her, had sufficiently
composed her mind, I left the drawing-room. It
was vitally important that I should get back to the
inn and make the necessary arrangements for our departure
the next morning, before the primitive people of the
place had retired to bed.
As I passed the back parlor door on
my way out, I heard the voice of Mrs. Baggs raised
indignantly. The words “bottle!” “audacity!”
and “nerves!” reached my ear disjointedly.
I called out “Good-by! till to-morrow;”
heard a responsive groan of disgust; then opened the
front door, and plunged out into the dark and rainy
night.
It might have been the dropping of
water from the cottage roofs while I passed through
the village, or the groundless alarm of my own suspicious
fancy, but I thought I was being followed as I walked
back to the inn. Two or three times I turned
round abruptly. If twenty men had been at my
heels, it was too dark to see them. I went on
to the inn.
The people there were not gone to
bed; and I sent for the landlord to consult with him
about a conveyance. Perhaps it was my suspicious
fancy again; but I thought his manner was altered.
He seemed half distrustful, half afraid of me, when
I asked him if there had been any signs, during my
absence, of those two gentlemen, for whom I had already
inquired on arriving at his door that evening.
He gave an answer in the negative, looking away from
me while he spoke.
Thinking it advisable, on the whole,
not to let him see that I noticed a change in him,
I proceeded at once to the question of the conveyance,
and was told that I could hire the landlord’s
light cart, in which he was accustomed to drive to
the market town. I appointed an hour for starting
the next day, and retired at once to my bedroom.
There my thoughts were enough. I was anxious
about Screw and the Bow Street runner. I was
uncertain about the stranger who had called at Number
Two, Zion Place. I was in doubt even about the
landlord of the inn. Never did I know what real
suffering from suspense was, until that night, Whatever
my apprehensions might have been, they were none of
them realized the next morning.
Nobody followed me on my way to Zion
Place, and no stranger had called there before me
a second time, when I made inquiries on entering the
house. I found Alicia blushing, and Mrs. Baggs
impenetrably wrapped up in dignified sulkiness.
After informing me with a lofty look that she intended
to go to Scotland with us, and to take my five-pound
note partly under protest, and partly out
of excessive affection for Alicia she retired
to pack up. The time consumed in performing this
process, and the further delay occasioned by paying
small outstanding debts to tradespeople, and settling
with the owner of the house, detained us till nearly
noon before we were ready to get into the landlord’s
cart.
I looked behind me anxiously at starting,
and often afterward on the road; but never saw anything
to excite my suspicions. In settling matters
with the landlord over night, I had arranged that we
should be driven to the nearest town at which a post-chaise
could be obtained. My resources were just as
likely to hold out against the expenses of posting,
where public conveyances could not be obtained, as
against the expense of waiting privately at hotels,
until the right coaches might start. According
to my calculations, my money would last till we got
to Scotland. After that, I had my watch, rings,
shirtpin, and Mr. Batterbury, to help in replenishing
my purse. Anxious, therefore, as I was about
other things, money matters, for once in a way, did
not cause me the smallest uneasiness.