(These are all actual signs that I have come across in my travels.)

Paterson, N. J. “Henry Worms. Vegetables.”

Chicago. “I. D. Kay. Fresh Vegetables.”

Brooklyn, N. Y. “Kick, the Printer.”

Pittsburg, Pa. “Daub, the Painter.”

Dalton, Ga. “Tapp, the Jeweler.”

Washington, D. C. “Shake, the Grocer.”

Oakland, Cal. “Fake, Jeweler.”

Philadelphia. “Dr. Aker, Dentist.”

Oakland, Cal. “Dr. Muchmore, Dentist.”

New York, N. Y. “Mr. Champoo, Dentist.”

Chicago. “Artificial Eyes. Open all Night.”

Seattle, Wash. “Artificial Limbs. Walk In.”

Buffalo, N. Y. “English & Irish. Furniture.”

Denver, Colo. “Painless Dyeing.”

Salt Lake City. “Come In: The Soda Water’s Fine.”

Oakland, Cal. “Letts-Love, Florists.”

Seattle, Wash. “Dr. Fixott, Dentist.”

Boston. “B. Stiller, Photographer.”

Boston. “Dr. Capwell, Dentist.”

Hartford, Conn. “Best & Smart, Dry Goods.”

Boston. “Neal & Pray, Religious Publications.”

Newark, N. J. A millinery store announces “We Trim Free of Charge.”

San Francisco. “Coats, Pants & Vests, one half off.”

Denver. “The Rothchild Cigar. Ten cents or two for a quarter.”

Paterson, N. J. “Coffins made and repaired.”

Portland, Ore. “Neer & Farr, Coal Dealers.”

Paris, Ky. “Ice Cream & Washing Done Here.”

Spokane, Wash. “Bed Bath & Booze 15c. All Nations welcome but
Carrie.”

Louisville, Ky. “Beds 15cts. Hot cat fish all night.”

Atlantic City. “Shoes Shined Inside. Also Ladies.”

Spokane, Wash. “Olé Johnson Him Harness Maker.”

Brownsville, Ark. “H. Robinson, Tacks Collector.”

Chicago. “Precious Stones Setted.”

Milwaukee. “Sweet Pickles and N. Y. Sunday papers for sale here.”

Denver, Colo. “Hot Roast Chicken served from 11-30 until gone.”

Buffalo, N. Y. “Shoes Repaired; neat; Quick & Well.”

Chicago (in the Ionia Cafe). “No meals exchanged.”

Philadelphia (in a Japanese cafe). “No suiciding Allowed Here.”

Chicago. “Broken lenses duplicated.”

Platte Canyon, Neb. “Private Grounds. You must not shoot or pick the
flowers without permission.”