Back of Pennington’s barn, which
was the royal castle of the Court of Boyville, ran
a hollow. In the hollow grew a gnarly box-elder
tree. This tree was the courtiers’ hunting-lodge.
In the crotches of the rugged branches Piggy Pennington,
Abe Carpenter, Jimmy Sears, Bud Perkins, and Mealy
Jones were wont to rest of a summer afternoon, recounting
the morning’s adventures in the royal tourney
of the marble-ring, planning for the morrow’s
chase, meditating upon the evil approach of the fall
school term, and following such sedentary pursuits
as to any member of the court seemed right and proper.
One afternoon late in August the tree was alive with
its arboreal aristocracy. Abe Carpenter sat on
the lowest branch, plaiting a four-strand, square-braided
“quirt”; Jimmy Sears was holding the ends.
Piggy was casually skinning cats, hanging by his legs,
or chinning on an almost horizontal limb, as he took
his part in the lagging talk. Hidden by the foliage
in the thick of the tree, in a three-pronged seat,
Bud Perkins reclined, his features drawn into a painful
grimace, as his right hand passed to and fro before
his mouth, rhythmically twanging the tongue of a Jew’s-harp,
upon which he was playing “To My Sweet Sunny
South Take Me Home.” He breathed heavily
and irregularly. His eyes were on the big white
clouds in the blue sky, and his heart was filled with
the poetry of lonesomeness that sometimes comes to
boys in pensive moods. For the days when he had
lived with his father, a nomad of the creeks that
flowed by half a score of waterways into the Mississippi,
were upon the far horizon of his consciousness, and
the memory of those days made him as sad as any memory
ever can make a healthy, care-free boy. He played
“Dixie,” partly because it was his dead
father’s favorite tune, and partly because, being
sprightly, it kept down his melancholy. Later
he took out a new mouth-organ, which his foster mother
had given to him, and to satisfy his boyish idea of
justice played “We shall Meet, but We shall Miss
Him,” because it was Miss Morgan’s favorite.
While he played the Jew’s-harp his tree friends
flung ribald remarks at him. But when Bud began
to waver his hand for a tremulo upon the mouth-organ
as he played “Marsa’s in de Col’,
Col’ Groun’,” a peace fell upon the
company, and they sat quietly and heard his repertoire, “Öl’
Shadey,” “May, Dearest May,” “Lilly
Dale,” “Dey Stole My Chile Away,”
“Öl’ Nicodemus,” “Sleeping,
I Dream, Love,” and “Her Bright Smile.”
He was a Southern boy a bird of passage
caught in the North and his music had that
sweet, soothing note that cheered the men who fought
under the Stars and Bars.
Into this scene rushed Mealy Jones,
pell mell, hat in hand, breathless, bringing war’s
alarms. “Fellers, fellers,” screamed
Mealy, half a block away, “it’s a-comin’
here! It’s goin’ to be here in two
weeks. The man’s puttin’ up the boards
now, and you can get a job passin’ bills.”
An instant later the tree was deserted,
and five boys were running as fast as their legs would
carry them toward the thick of the town. They
stopped at the new pine bill-board, and did not leave
the man with the paste bucket until they had seen
“Zazell” flying out of the cannon’s
mouth, the iron-jawed woman performing her marvels,
the red-mouthed rhinoceros with the bleeding native
impaled upon its horn and the fleeing hunters near
by, “the largest elephant in captivity,”
carrying the ten-thousand dollar beauty, the acrobats
whirling through space, James Robinson turning handsprings
on his dapple-gray steed, and, last and most ravishing
of all, little Willie Sells in pink tights on his
three charging Shetland ponies, whose breakneck course
in the picture followed one whichever way he turned.
When these glories had been pasted upon the wall and
had been discussed to the point of cynicism, the Court
of Boyville reluctantly adjourned to get in the night
wood and dream of a wilderness of monkeys.
During the two weeks after the appearance
of the glad tidings on the bill-boards, the boys of
Willow Creek spent many hours in strange habiliments,
making grotesque imitations of the spectacles upon
the boards. Piggy Pennington rolled his trousers
far above his knees for tights, and galloped his father’s
fat delivery horse up and down the alley, riding sideways,
standing, and backwards, with much vainglory.
To simulate the motley of the tight-rope-walking clown,
Jimmy Sears wore the calico lining of his clothes
outside, when he was in the royal castle beyond his
mother’s ken. Mealy donned carpet slippers
in Pennington’s barn, and wore long pink-and-white
striped stockings of a suspiciously feminine appearance,
fastened to his abbreviated shirt waist with stocking-suspenders,
hated of all boys. Abe Carpenter, in a bathing-trunk,
did shudder-breeding trapeze tricks, and Bud Perkins,
who nightly rubbed himself limber in oil made by hanging
a bottle of angle-worms in the sun to fry, wore his
red calico base-ball clothes, and went through keg-hoops
in a dozen different ways. In the streets of
the town the youngsters appeared disguised as ordinary
boys. They revelled in the pictured visions of
the circus, but were sceptical about the literal fulfilment
of some of the promises made on the bills. Certain
things advertised were eliminated from reasonable
expectation: for instance, the boys all knew that
the giraffe would not be discovered eating off the
top of a cocoanut-tree; nor would the monkeys play
a brass band; and they knew that they would not see
the “Human Fly” walk on the ceiling at
the “concert.” For no boy has ever
saved enough money to buy a ticket to the “concert.”
Nevertheless, they gloated over the pictures of the
herd of giraffes and the monkey-band and the graceful
“Human Fly” walking upside down “defying
the laws of gravitation;” and they considered
no future, however pleasant, after the day and date
on the bills. Thus the golden day approached,
looming larger and larger upon the horizon as it came.
In the interim, how many a druggist bought his own
bottles the third and fourth time, how many a junk-dealer
paid for his own iron, how many bags of carpet rags
went to the ragman, the world will never know.
Now, among children of a larger growth,
in festive times hostile demonstrations cease; animosities
are buried; but in Boyville a North-ender is a North-ender,
a South-ender is a South-ender, and a meeting of the
two is a fight. Boyville knows no times of truce.
It asks nor offers quarter. When warring clans
come together, be it workday, holiday, or even circus
day, there is a clatter of clods, a patter of feet,
and retreating hoots of defiance. And because
the circus bill-boards were frequented by boys of
all kiths and clans, clashes occurred frequently,
and Bud Perkins, who was the fighter of the South
End, had many a call to arms. Indeed, the approaching
circus unloosed the dogs of war rather than nestled
the dove of peace. For Bud Perkins, in a moment
of pride, issued an ukase which forbade all North
End boys to look at a certain bill-board near his home.
This ukase and his strict enforcement of it made
him the target of North End wrath. Little Miss
Morgan, his foster-mother, who had adopted him at
the death of his father the summer before the circus
bills were posted, could not understand how the lad
managed to lose so many buttons, nor how he kept tearing
his clothes. She ascribed these things to his
antecedents and to his deficient training. She
did not know that Bud, whom she called Henry, and
whose music on the mouth-organ seemed to come from
a shy and gentle soul, was the Terror of the South
End. Her guileless mind held no place for the
important fact that North End boys generally travelled
by her door in pairs for safety. Such is the
blindness of women. Cupid probably got his defective
vision from his mother’s side of the house.
The last half of the last week before
circus day seemed a century to Bud and his friends.
Friday and Saturday crept by, and Mealy Jones was
the only boy at Sunday-school who knew the Golden Text,
for an inflammatory rumor that the circus was unloading
from the side-track at the depot swept over the boys’
side of the Sunday-school room, and consumed all knowledge
of the fifth chapter of Acts, the day’s lesson.
After Sunday-school the boys broke for the circus grounds.
There they feasted their gluttonous eyes upon the
canvas-covered chariots, and the elephants, and the
camels, and the spotted ponies, passing from the cars
to the tents. The unfamiliar noises, the sight
of the rising “sea of canvas,” the touch
of mysterious wagons containing so many wonders, and
the intoxicating smell that comes only with much canvas,
many animals, and the unpacking of Pandora’s
box, stuffed the boys’ senses until they viewed
with utter stoicism the passing dinner hour and the
prospect of finding only cold mashed potatoes and the
necks and backs of chickens in the cupboards.
They even affected indifference to parental scoldings,
and lingered about the enchanting spot until the shadows
fell eastward and the day was old.
When a boy gets on his good behavior
he tempts Providence. And the Providence of boys
is frail and prone to yield. So when Bud Perkins,
who was burning with a desire to please Miss Morgan
the day before the circus, went to church that Sunday
night, any one can see that he was provoking Providence
in an unusual and cruel manner. Bud did not sit
with Miss Morgan, but lounged into the church, and
took a back seat. Three North End boys came in
and sat on the same bench. Then Jimmy Sears shuffled
past the North Enders, and sat beside Bud. After
which the inevitable happened. It kept happening.
They “passed it on,” and passed it back
again; first a pinch, then a chug, then a cuff, then
a kick under the bench. Heads craned toward the
boys occasionally, and there came an awful moment
when Bud Perkins found himself looking brazenly into
the eyes of the preacher, who had paused to glare at
the boys in the midst of his sermon. The faces
of the entire congregation seemed to turn upon Bud
automatically. A cherub-like expression of conscious
innocence and impenetrable unconcern beamed through
Bud Perkins’s features. The same expression
rested upon the countenances of the four other malefactors.
At the end of the third second Jimmy Sears put his
hand to his mouth and snorted between his fingers.
And four young men looked down their noses. In
the hush, Brother Baker a tiptoeing Nemesis stalked
the full length of the church toward the culprits.
When he took his seat beside the boys the preacher
continued his discourse. Brother Baker’s
unctuousness angered Bud Perkins. He felt the
implication that his conduct was bad, and his sense
of guilt spurred his temper. Satan put a pin
in Bud’s hand. Slowly, almost imperceptibly,
Satan moved the boy’s arm on the back of the
pew, around Jimmy Sears. Then an imp pushed Bud’s
hand as he jabbed the pin into the back of a North
Ender. The boy from the North End let out a yowl
of pain. Bud was not quick enough. Brother
Baker saw the pin; two hundred devout Methodists saw
him clamp his fingers on Bud Perkins’s ear,
and march him down the length of the church and set
him beside Miss Morgan. It was a sickening moment.
The North End grinned as one boy under its skin, and
was exceeding glad. So agonizing was it for Bud
that he forgot to imagine what a triumph it was for
the North End and further anguish is impossible
for a boy.
Miss Morgan and Bud Perkins left the
church with the congregation. Bud dreaded the
moment when they would leave the crowd and turn into
their side street. When they did turn, Bud was
lagging a step or two behind. A boy’s troubles
are always the fault of the other boy. The North
End boy’s responsibility in the matter was so
clear to Bud that, when he went
to justify himself to Miss Morgan, he was surprised
and hurt at what he considered her feminine blindness
to the fact. After she had passed her sentence
she asked: “Do you really think you deserve
to go, Henry?”
The blow stunned the boy. He
saw the visions of two weeks burst like bubbles, and
he whimpered: “I dunno.” But
in his heart he did know that to deny a boy the joy
of seeing Willie Sells on his three Shetland ponies,
for nothing in the world but showing a North-ender
his place, was a piece of injustice of the kind for
which men and nations go to war. At breakfast
Bud kept his eyes on his plate. His face wore
the resigned look of a martyr. Miss Morgan was
studiously gracious. He dropped leaden monosyllables
into the cheery flow of her conversation, and after
breakfast put in his time at the woodshed.
At eight o’clock that morning
the town of Willow Creek was in the thrall of the
circus. Country wagons were passing on every side
street. Delivery carts were rattling about with
unusual alacrity. By half-past nine dressed-up
children were flitting along the side streets hurrying
their seniors. On the main thoroughfare flags
were flying, and the streams of strangers that had
been flowing into town were eddying at the street
corners. The balloon-vender wormed his way through
the buzzing crowd, leaving his wares in a red and blue
trail behind him. The bark of the fakir rasped
the tightening nerves of the town. Everywhere
was hubbub; everywhere was the dusty, heated air of
the festival; everywhere were men and women ready for
the marvel that had come out of the great world, bringing
pomp and circumstance in its gilded train; everywhere
in Willow Creek the spirit which put the blue sash
about the country girl’s waist and the flag in
her beau’s hat ran riot, save at the home of
Miss Morgan. There the bees hummed lazily over
the old-fashioned flower garden; there the cantankerous
jays jabbered in the cottonwoods; there the muffled
noises of the town festival came as from afar; there
Miss Morgan puttered about her morning’s work,
trying vainly to croon a gospel hymn; and there Bud
Perkins, prone upon the sitting-room sofa, made parallelograms
and squares and diamonds with the dots and lines on
the ceiling paper. When the throb of the drum
and the blare of the brass had set the heart of the
town to dancing, some wave of the ecstasy seeped through
the lilac bushes and into the quiet house. The
boy on the sofa started up suddenly, checked himself
ostentatiously, walked to the bird cage, and began
to play with the canary. The wave carried the
little spinster to the window. The circus had
a homestead in human hearts before John Wesley staked
his claim, and even so good a Methodist as Miss Morgan
could not be deaf to the scream of the calliope nor
the tinkle of cymbals.
To emphasize his desolation, Bud left
the room, and sat down by a tree in the yard, with
his back to the kitchen door and window. There
Miss Morgan saw him playing mumble-peg in a desultory
fashion. When the courtiers of Boyville came
home from the parade they found him; and because he
sat playing a silent, sullen, solitary game, and responded
to their banter only with melancholy grunts, they knew
that the worst had befallen him. Much confab
followed, in which the pronoun “she” and
“her” were spoken. Otherwise Miss
Morgan was unidentified. For the conversation
ran thus, over and over:
“You ask her.”
“Naw, I’ve done ast ’er.”
“’T won’t do no good for me to ast
’er. She don’t like me.”
“I ain’t ’fraid to ast ’er.”
“Well, then, why don’t you?”
“Why don’t you?”
“Let’s all ast ’er.”
“S’pose she will, Bud?”
“I dunno.”
Then Piggy and Abe and Jimmy and Mealy
came trapesing up to Miss Morgan’s kitchen door.
Bud sat by the tree twirling his knife at his game.
Piggy, being the spokesman, stood in the doorway.
“Miss Morgan,” he said, as he slapped
his leg with his hat.
“Well, Winfield?” replied
the little woman, divining his mission, and hardening
her heart against his purpose.
“Miss Morgan,” he repeated,
and then coaxed sheepishly, “can’t Bud
go to the show with us, Miss Morgan?”
“I’m afraid not to-day,”
smiled back Miss Morgan, as she went about her work.
A whisper from the doorstep prompted Piggy to “ask
her why;” whereat Piggy echoed: “Why
can’t he, Miss Morgan?”
“Henry misbehaved in church
last night, and we’ve agreed that he shall stay
home from the circus.”
Piggy advanced a step or two inside
the door, laughing diplomatically: “O no,
Miss Morgan; don’t you think he’s agreed.
He’s just dyin’ to go.”
Miss Morgan smiled, but did not join
in Piggy’s hilarity a bad sign.
Piggy tried again: “They got six elephants,
and one’s a trick elephant. You’d
die a-laughin’ if you saw him.” And
Piggy went into a spasm of laughter.
But it left Miss Morgan high and dry
upon the island of her determination.
Piggy prepared for an heroic measure,
and stepped over to the kitchen table, leaning upon
it as he pleaded: “This is the last circus
this year, Miss Morgan, and it’s an awful good
one. Can’t he go just this once?”
The debate lasted ten minutes, and
at the end four boys walked slowly, with much manifestation
of feeling, back to the tree where the fifth sat.
There was woe and lamentation after the manner of boy-kind.
When the boys left the yard it seemed to Miss Morgan
that she could not look from her work without seeing
the lonesome figure of Bud. In the afternoon
the patter of feet by her house grew slower, and then
ceased. Occasionally a belated wayfarer sped by.
The music of the circus band outside of the tent came
to Miss Morgan’s ears on gusts of wind, and
died away as the wind ebbed. She dropped the dish-cloth
three times in five minutes, and washed her cup and
saucer twice. She struggled bravely in the Slough
of Despond for awhile, and then turned back with Pliable.
“Henry,” she said, as
the boy walked past her carrying peppergrass to the
bird, “Henry, what made you act so last night?”
The boy dropped his head and answered: “I
dunno.”
“But, Henry, didn’t you know it was wrong?”
“I dunno.”
“Why did you stick that little boy with the
pin?”
“Well well ”
he gasped, preparing for a defence. “Well he
pinched me first.”
“Yes, Henry, but don’t
you know that it’s wrong to do those things in
church? Don’t you see how bad it was?”
“I was just a-playin’, Miss Morgan; I
didn’t mean to.”
Bud did not dare to trust his instinctive
reading of the signs. He went on impulsively:
“I wanted him to quit, but he just kept right
on, and Brother Baker didn’t touch him.”
The wind brought the staccato music
of the circus band to the foster-mother’s ears.
The music completed her moral decay, for she was thinking,
if Brother Baker would only look after his own children
as carefully as he looked after those of other people,
the world would be better. Then she said:
“Now, Henry, if I let you go, just this once now
just this once, mind you will you promise
never to do anything like that again?”
Blackness dropped from the boy’s
spirit, and by main strength he strangled a desire
to yell. The desire revived when he reached the
alley, and he ran whooping to the circus grounds.
There is a law of crystallization
among boys which enables molecules of the same gang
to meet in whatever agglomeration they may be thrown.
So ten minutes after Bud Perkins left home he found
Piggy and Jimmy and old Abe and Mealy in the menagerie
tent. Whereupon the South End was able to present
a bristling front to the North End a front
which even the pleasings of the lute in the circus
band could not break. But the boys knew that
the band playing in the circus tent meant that the
performance in the ring was about to begin. So
they cut short an interesting dialogue with a keeper,
concerning the elephant that remembered the man who
gave her tobacco ten years ago, and tried to kill
him the week before the show came to Willow Creek.
But when the pageant in the ring unfolded its tinselled
splendor in the Grand Entry, Bud Perkins left earth
and walked upon clouds of glory. His high-strung
nerves quivered with delight as the ring disclosed
its treasures Willie Sells on his spotted
ponies, James Robinson on his dapple gray, the “8
funny clowns count them 8,” the Japanese
jugglers and tumblers, the bespangled women on the
rings, the dancing ponies, and the performing dogs.
The climax of his joy came when Zazell, “the
queen of the air,” was shot from her cannon to
the trapeze. Bud had decided, days before the
circus, that this feature would please him most.
Zazell’s performance was somewhat tame, but immediately
thereafter a really startling thing happened.
A clown holding the trick mule called to the boys
near Bud, who nudged him into the clown’s attention.
The clown, drawing from the wide pantaloons a dollar,
pantomimed to Bud. He held it up for the boy and
all the spectators to see. Alternately he pointed
to the trick mule and to the coin, coaxing and questioning
by signs, as he did so. It took perhaps a minute
for Bud’s embarrassment to wear off. Then
two motives impelled him to act. He didn’t
propose to let the North-enders see his embarrassment,
and he saw that he might earn the dollar for Miss
Morgan’s missionary box, thus mitigating the
disgrace he had brought upon her in church. This
inspiration literally flashed over Bud, and before
he knew it, he was standing in the ring, with his head
cocked upon one side to indicate his utter indifference
to everything in the world. Of course it was
a stupendous pretence. For under his pretty starched
shirt, which Miss Morgan had forced on him in the hurry
of departure, his heart was beating like a little
windmill in a gale. As Bud bestrode the donkey
the cheers of the throng rose, but above the tumult
he could hear the North End jeering him. He could
hear the words the North-enders spoke, even their
“ho-o-oho-os,” and their “nyayh-nyayh-nyayahs,”
and their “look at old pretty boy’s,”
and their “watch-him-hit-the-roof’s,”
and their “get-a-basket’s,” and
similar remarks less desirable for publication.
As the donkey cantered off, Bud felt sure he could
keep his seat. Once the animal bucked. Bud
did not fall. The donkey ran, and stopped quickly.
Bud held on. Then the donkey’s feet twinkled it
seemed to Bud in the very top of the tent and
Bud slid off the animal’s neck to the ring.
The clown brought the boy his hat, and stood over
him as he rose. Bud laughed stupidly into the
chalked face of the clown, who handed Bud a dollar,
remarking in a low voice, “Well, son, you’re
a daisy. They generally drop the first kick.”
What passed in the ring as Bud left
it, bedraggled and dusty, did not interest him.
He brushed himself as he went. The band was playing
madly, and the young woman in the stiff skirts was
standing by her horse ready to mount. The crowd
did not stop laughing; Bud inclined his head to dust
his knickerbockers, and then in a tragic instant he
saw what was convulsing the multitude with laughter.
The outer seam of the right leg of his velveteen breeches
was gone, and a brown leg was winking in and out from
the flapping garment as he walked. Wildly he
gathered the parted garment, and it seemed to him that
he never would cover the ground between the ring and
the benches. In the course of several aeons which
the other boys measured by fleeting minutes the
wave of shame that covered Bud subsided. Pins
bound up the wounds in his clothes. He drew a
natural breath, and was able to join the mob which
howled down the man who announced the concert.
After that the inexorable minutes
flew by until the performance ended. In the menagerie
tent Bud and his friends looked thirstily upon the
cool, pink “schooners” of lemonade,
and finally, when they had spent a few blissful moments
with the monkeys and had enjoyed a last, long, lingering
look at the elephants, they dragged themselves unwillingly
away into the commonplace of sunshine and trees and
blue sky. Only the romantic touch of the side-show
banners and the wonder of the gilded wagons assured
them that their memories of the passing hour were not
empty dreams.
The boys were standing enraptured
before the picture of the fat woman upon the swaying
canvas. Bud had drifted away from them to glut
his eyes upon the picture of the snakes writhing around
the charmer. The North-enders had been following
Bud at a respectful distance, waiting for the opportunity
which his separation from his clan gave to them.
They were enforced by a country boy of great reputed
prowess in battle. Bud did not know his danger
until they pounced upon him. In an instant the
fight was raging. Over the guy ropes it went,
under the ticket wagon, into the thick of the lemonade
stands. And when Piggy and Abe and Jimmy had
joined it, they trailed the track of the storm by
torn hats, bruised, battle-scarred boys, and the wreckage
incident to an enlivening occasion. When his
comrades found Bud, the argument had narrowed down
to Bud and the boy from the country, the other wranglers
having dropped out for heavy repairs. The fight,
which had been started to avenge ancient wrongs, particularly
the wrongs of the bill-board, only added new wrongs
to the list. The country boy was striking wildly,
and trying to clinch his antagonist, when the town
marshal the bogie-man of all boys stopped
the fight. But of course no town marshal can
come into the thick of a discussion in Boyville and
know much of the merits of the question. So when
the marshal of Willow Creek saw Bud Perkins putting
the finishing touches of a good trouncing on a strange
boy, and also saw Bill Pennington’s boy, and
Henry Sears’s boy, and Mrs. Carpenter’s
boy, and old man Jones’s boy dancing around
in high glee at the performance, he quietly gathered
in the boys he knew, and let the stranger go.
Now no boy likes to be marched down
the main street of his town with the callous finger
of the marshal under his shirt-band. The spectacle
operates distinctly against the peace and dignity of
Boyville for months thereafter. For passing youths
who forget there is a morrow jibe at the culprits
and thus plant the seeds of dissensions which bloom
in fights. It was a sweaty, red-faced crew that
the marshal dumped into Pennington’s grocery
with, “Here, Bill, I found your boy and these
young demons fightin’ down ’t the circus
ground, and I took ’em in charge. You ’tend
to ’em, will you?”
Mr. Pennington’s glance at his
son showed that Piggy was unharmed. A swift survey
of the others gave each, save Bud, a bill of health.
But when Mr. Pennington’s eyes fell on Bud,
he leaned on a show-case and laughed till he shook
all over; for Bud, with a rimless hat upon a towselled
head, with a face scratched till it looked like a railroad
map, with a torn shirt that exposed a dirty shoulder
and a freckled back, with trousers so badly shattered
that two hands could hardly hold them together, as
Mr. Pennington expressed it, Bud looked like a second-hand
boy. The simile pleased Pennington so that he
renewed his laughter, and paid no heed to the chatter
of the pack clamoring to tell all in one breath, the
history of the incident that had led to Bud’s
dilapidation. Also they were drawing gloomy pictures
of the appearance of his assailants, after the custom
of boys in such cases. Because his son was not
involved in the calamity, Piggy’s father was
not moved deeply by the story of the raid of the North-enders
and their downfall. So he put the young gentlemen
of the Court of Boyville into the back room of his
grocery store, where coal-oil and molasses barrels
and hams and bacon and black shadows of many mysterious
things were gathered. He gave the royal party
a cheese knife and a watermelon, and bade them be
merry, a bidding which set the hearts of Piggy and
Abe and Jimmy and Mealy to dancing, while Bud’s
heart, which had been sinking lower and lower into
a quagmire of dread, beat on numbly and did not join
the joy. As the time for going home approached,
Bud shivered in his soul at the thought of meeting
Miss Morgan. Not even the watermelon revived
him, and when a watermelon will not help a boy his
extremity is dire. Still he laughed and chatted
with apparent merriment, but he knew how hollow was
his laughter and what mockery was in his cheer.
When the melon was eaten business took its regular
order.
“Say, Bud, how you goin’ to get home?”
asked Abe.
Bud grinned as he looked at his rags.
“Gee,” said Mealy, “I’m glad
it ain’t me.”
“Aw, shucks,” returned
Bud, and he thought of the stricken Ananias in the
Sunday-school lesson leaf as he spoke; “run right
through like I always do. What I got to be ’fraid
of?”
“Yes, Mr. Bud, you can laugh,
but you know you’ll catch it when you get home.”
This shaft from Jimmy Sears put in
words the terror in Bud’s heart. But he
replied: “I’ll bet you I don’t.”
Bud’s instinct piloted him by
a circuitous route up the alley to the kitchen door.
Miss Morgan sat on the front porch, waiting for the
boy to return before serving supper. He stood
helplessly in the kitchen for a minute, with a weight
of indecision upon him. He feared to go to the
front porch, where Miss Morgan was. He feared
to stay in the kitchen. But when he saw the empty
wood-box a light seemed to dawn. Instinct guided
him to the woodpile, and the law of self-preservation
filled his arms with wood, and instinct carried him
to the kitchen wood-box time and again, and laid the
wood in the box as gently as if it had been glass
and as softly as if it had been velvet. Not until
the pile had grown far above the wainscoting on the
kitchen wall, did a stick crashing to the floor tell
Miss Morgan that Bud was in the house.
But there is a destiny that shapes
our ends, and just as the falling wood attracted Miss
Morgan’s attention, it was diverted by a belligerent
party at her front gate. This belligerent party
was composed of two persons, to wit: one mother
from the north end of Willow Creek, irate to the spluttering
point, and one boy lagging as far behind the mother
as his short arm would allow him to lag. The
mother held the short arm, and was literally dragging
her son to Miss Morgan’s gate to offer him in
evidence as “Exhibit A” in a possible
cause of the State of Kansas vs. Henry Perkins.
Exhibit A was black and blue as to the eyes, torn
as to the shirt, bloody as to the nose, tumbled and
dusty as to the hair, and as to the countenance, clearly
and unquestionably sheep-faced. The mother opened
the bombardment with: “Miss Morgan, I just
want you to look at my boy.”
Miss Morgan looked in horror, and
exclaimed: “Well, for mercy sakes!
Where on earth’s he been?”
And the leader of the war party returned:
“Where’s he been? Well, I’ll
tell you where he’s been. And I just want
you to know who done this.” Here Exhibit
A got behind a post. The recital of the details
of his catastrophe was humiliating. But the mother
continued: “Henry Perkins done this.
I don’t believe in stirring up neighborhood quarrels
and all that, but I’ve just stood this long
enough. My boy can’t stick his nose out
of the door without that Perkins boy jumpin’
on him. If you can’t do anything with that
Perkins boy, I’ll show him there’s a law
in this land.”
Miss Morgan wilted as the speech proceeded.
She had voice only to say, “I’m sure there’s
some mistake;” and then remembering the crash
of the wood on the kitchen floor, she called:
“Henry, come here!”
As Bud shambled through the house,
the spokesman of the belligerents replied: “No,
there isn’t no mistake either. My boy is
a good little boy, and just as peaceable a boy as
there is in this town. And because I don’t
allow him to fight, that Perkins boy picks on him all
the time. I’ve told him to keep out of
his way and not to play with Henry Perkins, but he
can’t be runnin’ all over this town to
keep ”
And then Exhibit B, with scratched
face, tattered raiment, and grimy features, stood
in the doorway. The witness for the State looked
in dumb amazement at the wreck. Miss Morgan saw
Bud, and her temper rose not at him, but
at his adversary. Exhibit A sulkily turned his
face from Exhibit B, and Exhibit B seemed to be oblivious
of the presence of Exhibit A; for the boys it was
a scene too shameful for mutual recognition.
Miss Morgan broke the heavy silence with: “Henry,
where on earth have you been?”
“Been t’ the circus,” replied the
boy.
“Henry, did you blacken that
little boy’s eyes, and tear his clothes that
way?” inquired Miss Morgan when her wits returned.
“Why no’m I
didn’t. But he was one of four fellers that
picked on me comin’ home from the circus, and
tried to lick me.”
“Willie,” demanded the
head of the attacking posse, “did you pick a
fight with that Perkins boy?”
“Oh, no ’m, no ‘m!
I was just playin’ round the tent, me and another
boy, and Bud he come up and jumped on us.”
And then to add verisimilitude to his narrative, he
appended: “Him and four other boys.”
“Henry,” asked Miss Morgan,
as she surveyed the debris of Henry’s Sunday
clothes, and her womanly wrath for the destroyer of
them began to boil, “Henry, now tell me honestly,
is this little boy telling the truth? Now, don’t
you story to me, Henry.”
“Honest injun, Miss Morgan,
I cross my heart and hope to drop dead this minute
if I ain’t tellin’ you the way it was.
Him and them North-enders, why they come along and
called me names, and he tried to hit me, and I just
shoved him away like this,” and Henry executed
a polite pantomime. “And I was swingin’
my arms out to keep ’em all from hittin’
me, and he got in the way, and I couldn’t help
it. And they was all a pickin’ on me, and
I told ’em all the time I didn’t want to
fight.”
But Exhibit A kept looking at his
mother and shaking his head in violent contradiction
of Bud, as the story was told.
Miss Morgan asked: “Who scratched your
face so, Henry?”
“Him; he’s all the time fightin’
me.”
“No, ma, I didn’t. You know I didn’t.”
Exhibit A and Exhibit B were still
back to back. Then Exhibit B responded:
“Miss Morgan, you ast him if he didn’t
cuss and damn me, and say he was goin’ to pound
me to death if I ever come north of Sixth.”
To which the leader of the raiders
returned in great scorn: “The very idea!
Just listen at that! Why, Miss Morgan, that Perkins
boy is the bully of this town. Come on, Willie,
your pa will see if there is no law to protect you
from such boys as him.” Whereupon the war
party faced about, and walked down the sidewalk and
away.
Miss Morgan and Bud watched the North
End woman and her son depart. Miss Morgan turned
to Bud, and spoke spiritedly: “Now, Henry,
don’t ever have anything to do with that kind
of trash again. Now, you won’t forget,
will you, Henry?”
Bud examined his toes carefully, and replied, “No
’m.”
In the threshold she put her hand
on the boy’s shoulder, and continued: “Now,
don’t you mind about it, Henry. They sha’n’t
touch you. You come and wash, and we’ll
have supper.”
When a boy has a woman for a champion,
if he is wise, he trusts her to any length. So
Bud went to the kitchen, picked up the water-bucket,
and went to the well, partly to keep from displaying
a gathering wave of affection for his foster-mother,
and partly to let the magnificence of the wood-box
burst upon her in his absence. When he returned,
he found Miss Morgan pointing toward the wood-box
and beaming upon him. Bud grinned, and fished
in his pocket for the coin.
“Here’s a dollar I got
for ridin’ the trick mule,” he faltered.
“I thought it would be nice for the missionary
society.” That he might check any weak
feminine emotions, he turned his attention to the
supper-table, and blurted: “Gee, we’re
goin’ to have pie, ain’t we? I tell
you, I’m mighty pie hungry.”
The glow of Miss Morgan’s melted
heart shone upon her face. Through a seraphic
smile she spoke: “It’s apple pie,
too, Henry your kind.” As she
put the supper upon the table, she asked: “Did
you have a good time at the circus, Henry?”
The boy nodded vehemently, and said:
“You bet!” and then went on, after a pause,
“I guess I tore my pants a little gettin’
off of that mule; but I thought you’d like the
dollar.”
It was the finest speech he could
make. “I guess I can mend them, Henry,”
she answered; and then she asked, with her face in
the cupboard, “Sha’n’t we try some
of the new strawberry preserves, Henry?”
As she was opening the jar she concluded
that Henry Perkins was an angel a conclusion
which, in view of the well-known facts, was manifestly
absurd.