A silence followed, of rather painful
length. It was broken by the cheery voice of
Fulkerson, sent before him to herald Fulkerson’s
cheery person. “Well, I suppose you’ve
got the glorious success of ‘Every Other Week’
down pretty cold in your talk by this time. I
should have been up sooner to join you, but I was
nipping a man for the last page of the cover.
I guess we’ll have to let the Muse have that
for an advertisement instead of a poem the next time,
March. Well, the old gentleman given you boys
your scolding?” The person of Fulkerson had got
into the room long before he reached this question,
and had planted itself astride a chair. Fulkerson
looked over the chairback, now at March, and now at
the elder Dryfoos as he spoke.
March answered him. “I
guess we must have been waiting for you, Fulkerson.
At any rate, we hadn’t got to the scolding yet.”
“Why, I didn’t suppose
Mr. Dryfoos could ‘a’ held in so long.
I understood he was awful mad at the way the thing
started off, and wanted to give you a piece of his
mind, when he got at you. I inferred as much
from a remark that he made.” March and Dryfoos
looked foolish, as men do when made the subject of
this sort of merry misrepresentation.
“I reckon my scolding will keep
awhile yet,” said the old man, dryly.
“Well, then, I guess it’s
a good chance to give Mr. Dryfoos an idea of what
we’ve really done just while we’re
resting, as Artemus Ward says. Heigh, March?”
“I will let you blow the trumpet,
Fulkerson. I think it belongs strictly to the
advertising department,” said March. He
now distinctly resented the old man’s failure
to say anything to him of the magazine; he made his
inference that it was from a suspicion of his readiness
to presume upon a recognition of his share in the
success, and he was determined to second no sort of
appeal for it.
“The advertising department
is the heart and soul of every business,” said
Fulkerson, hardily, “and I like to keep my hand
in with a little practise on the trumpet in private.
I don’t believe Mr. Dryfoos has got any idea
of the extent of this thing. He’s been out
among those Rackensackens, where we were all born,
and he’s read the notices in their seven by
nine dailies, and he’s seen the thing selling
on the cars, and he thinks he appreciates what’s
been done. But I should just like to take him
round in this little old metropolis awhile, and show
him ’Every Other Week’ on the centre tables
of the millionaires the Vanderbilts and
the Astors and in the homes of culture
and refinement everywhere, and let him judge for himself.
It’s the talk of the clubs and the dinner-tables;
children cry for it; it’s the Castoria of literature
and the Pearline of art, the ’Won’t-be-happy-till-he-gets-it
of every en lightened man, woman, and child in this
vast city. I knew we could capture the country;
but, my goodness! I didn’t expect to have
New York fall into our hands at a blow. But that’s
just exactly what New York has done. Every Other
Week supplies the long-felt want that’s been
grinding round in New York and keeping it awake nights
ever since the war. It’s the culmination
of all the high and ennobling ideals of the past.”
“How much,” asked Dryfoos,
“do you expect to get out of it the first year,
if it keeps the start it’s got?”
“Comes right down to business,
every time!” said Fulkerson, referring the characteristic
to March with a delighted glance. “Well,
sir, if everything works right, and we get rain enough
to fill up the springs, and it isn’t a grasshopper
year, I expect to clear above all expenses something
in the neighborhood of twenty-five thousand dollars.”
“Humph! And you are all
going to work a year editor, manager, publisher,
artists, writers, printers, and the rest of ’em to
clear twenty-five thousand dollars? I made
that much in half a day in Moffitt once. I see
it made in half a minute in Wall Street, sometimes.”
The old man presented this aspect of the case with
a good-natured contempt, which included Fulkerson
and his enthusiasm in an obvious liking.
His son suggested, “But when
we make that money here, no one loses it.”
“Can you prove that?”
His father turned sharply upon him. “Whatever
is won is lost. It’s all a game; it don’t
make any difference what you bet on. Business
is business, and a business man takes his risks with
his eyes open.”
“Ah, but the glory!” Fulkerson
insinuated with impudent persiflage. “I
hadn’t got to the glory yet, because it’s
hard to estimate it; but put the glory at the lowest
figure, Mr. Dryfoos, and add it to the twenty-five
thousand, and you’ve got an annual income from
’Every Other Week’ of dollars enough to
construct a silver railroad, double-track, from this
office to the moon. I don’t mention any
of the sister planets because I like to keep within
bounds.”
Dryfoos showed his lower teeth for
pleasure in Fulkerson’s fooling, and said, “That’s
what I like about you, Mr. Fulkerson you
always keep within bounds.”
“Well, I ain’t a shrinking
Boston violet, like March, here. More sunflower
in my style of diffidence; but I am modest, I don’t
deny it,” said Fulkerson. “And I
do hate to have a thing overstated.”
“And the glory you
do really think there’s something in the glory
that pays?”
“Not a doubt of it! I shouldn’t
care for the paltry return in money,” said Fulkerson,
with a burlesque of generous disdain, “if it
wasn’t for the glory along with it.”
“And how should you feel about
the glory, if there was no money along with it?”
“Well, sir, I’m happy to say we haven’t
come to that yet.”
“Now, Conrad, here,” said
the old man, with a sort of pathetic rancor, “would
rather have the glory alone. I believe he don’t
even care much for your kind of glory, either, Mr.
Fulkerson.”
Fulkerson ran his little eyes curiously
over Conrad’s face and then March’s, as
if searching for a trace there of something gone before
which would enable him to reach Dryfoos’s whole
meaning. He apparently resolved to launch himself
upon conjecture. “Oh, well, we know how
Conrad feels about the things of this world, anyway.
I should like to take ’em on the plane of another
sphere, too, sometimes; but I noticed a good while
ago that this was the world I was born into, and so
I made up my mind that I would do pretty much what
I saw the rest of the folks doing here below.
And I can’t see but what Conrad runs the thing
on business principles in his department, and I guess
you’ll find it so if you look into it. I
consider that we’re a whole team and big dog
under the wagon with you to draw on for supplies,
and March, here, at the head of the literary business,
and Conrad in the counting-room, and me to do the heavy
lying in the advertising part. Oh, and Beaton,
of course, in the art. I ’most forgot Beaton Hamlet
with Hamlet left out.”
Dryfoos looked across at his son.
“Wasn’t that the fellow’s name that
was there last night?”
“Yes,” said Conrad.
The old man rose. “Well,
I reckon I got to be going. You ready to go up-town,
Conrad?”
“Well, not quite yet, father.”
The old man shook hands with March,
and went downstairs, followed by his son.
Fulkerson remained.
“He didn’t jump at the
chance you gave him to compliment us all round, Fulkerson,”
said March, with a smile not wholly of pleasure.
Fulkerson asked, with as little joy
in the grin he had on, “Didn’t he say
anything to you before I came in?”
“Not a word.”
“Dogged if I know what to make
of it,” sighed Fulkerson, “but I guess
he’s been having a talk with Conrad that’s
soured on him. I reckon maybe he came back expecting
to find that boy reconciled to the glory of this world,
and Conrad’s showed himself just as set against
it as ever.”
“It might have been that,”
March admitted, pensively. “I fancied something
of the kind myself from words the old man let drop.”
Fulkerson made him explain, and then he said:
“That’s it, then; and
it’s all right. Conrad ’ll come round
in time; and all we’ve got to do is to have
patience with the old man till he does. I know
he likes you.” Fulkerson affirmed this only
interrogatively, and looked so anxiously to March
for corroboration that March laughed.
“He dissembled his love,”
he said; but afterward, in describing to his wife
his interview with Mr. Dryfoos, he was less amused
with this fact.
When she saw that he was a little
cast down by it, she began to encourage him.
“He’s just a common, ignorant man, and
probably didn’t know how to express himself.
You may be perfectly sure that he’s delighted
with the success of the magazine, and that he understands
as well as you do that he owes it all to you.”
“Ah, I’m not so sure.
I don’t believe a man’s any better for
having made money so easily and rapidly as Dryfoos
has done, and I doubt if he’s any wiser.
I don’t know just the point he’s reached
in his evolution from grub to beetle, but I do know
that so far as it’s gone the process must have
involved a bewildering change of ideals and criterions.
I guess he’s come to despise a great many things
that he once respected, and that intellectual ability
is among them what we call intellectual
ability. He must have undergone a moral deterioration,
an atrophy of the generous instincts, and I don’t
see why it shouldn’t have reached his mental
make-up. He has sharpened, but he has narrowed;
his sagacity has turned into suspicion, his caution
to meanness, his courage to ferocity. That’s
the way I philosophize a man of Dryfoos’s experience,
and I am not very proud when I realize that such a
man and his experience are the ideal and ambition
of most Americans. I rather think they came pretty
near being mine, once.”
“No, dear, they never did,” his wife protested.
“Well, they’re not likely
to be in the future. The Dryfoos feature of ‘Every
Other Week’ is thoroughly distasteful to me.”
“Why, but he hasn’t really
got anything to do with it, has he, beyond furnishing
the money?”
“That’s the impression
that Fulkerson has allowed us to get. But the
man that holds the purse holds the reins. He
may let us guide the horse, but when he likes he can
drive. If we don’t like his driving, then
we can get down.”
Mrs. March was less interested in
this figure of speech than in the personal aspects
involved. “Then you think Mr. Fulkerson
has deceived you?”
“Oh no!” said her husband,
laughing. “But I think he has deceived
himself, perhaps.”
“How?” she pursued.
“He may have thought he was
using Dryfoos, when Dryfoos was using him, and he
may have supposed he was not afraid of him when he
was very much so. His courage hadn’t been
put to the test, and courage is a matter of proof,
like proficiency on the fiddle, you know: you
can’t tell whether you’ve got it till
you try.”
“Nonsense! Do you mean
that he would ever sacrifice you to Mr. Dryfoos?”
“I hope he may not be tempted.
But I’d rather be taking the chances with Fulkerson
alone than with Fulkerson and Dryfoos to back him.
Dryfoos seems, somehow, to take the poetry and the
pleasure out of the thing.”
Mrs. March was a long time silent.
Then she began, “Well, my dear, I never wanted
to come to New York ”
“Neither did I,” March promptly put in.
“But now that we’re here,”
she went on, “I’m not going to have you
letting every little thing discourage you. I don’t
see what there was in Mr. Dryfoos’s manner to
give you any anxiety. He’s just a common,
stupid, inarticulate country person, and he didn’t
know how to express himself, as I said in the beginning,
and that’s the reason he didn’t say anything.”
“Well, I don’t deny you’re right
about it.”
“It’s dreadful,”
his wife continued, “to be mixed up with such
a man and his family, but I don’t believe he’ll
ever meddle with your management, and, till he does,
all you need do is to have as little to do with him
as possible, and go quietly on your own way.”
“Oh, I shall go on quietly enough,”
said March. “I hope I sha’n’t
begin going stealthily.”
“Well, my dear,” said
Mrs. March, “just let me know when you’re
tempted to do that. If ever you sacrifice the
smallest grain of your honesty or your self-respect
to Mr. Dryfoos, or anybody else, I will simply renounce
you.”
“In view of that I’m rather
glad the management of ‘Every Other Week’
involves tastes and not convictions,” said March.