We had ordered our dinners and were
sitting in the Turkish room at the club, waiting to
be called, each in his turn, to the dining-room.
It was always a cosey place, whether you found yourself
in it with cigars and coffee after dinner, or with
whatever liquid or solid appetizer you preferred in
the half-hour or more that must pass before dinner
after you had made out your menu. It intimated
an exclusive possession in the three or four who happened
first to find themselves together in it, and it invited
the philosophic mind to contemplation more than any
other spot in the club.
Our rather limited little down-town
dining-club was almost a celibate community at most
times. A few husbands and fathers joined us at
lunch; but at dinner we were nearly always a company
of bachelors, dropping in an hour or so before we
wished to dine, and ordering from a bill of fare what
we liked. Some dozed away in the intervening time;
some read the evening papers or played chess; I preferred
the chance society of the Turkish room. I could
be pretty sure of finding Wanhope there in these sympathetic
moments, and where Wanhope was there would probably
be Rulledge, passively willing to listen and agree,
and Minver ready to interrupt and dispute. I
myself liked to look in and linger for either the
reasoning or the bickering, as it happened, and now,
seeing the three there together, I took a provisional
seat behind the painter, who made no sign of knowing
I was present. Rulledge was eating a caviar sandwich,
which he had brought from the afternoon tea-table near
by, and he greedily incited Wanhope to go on, in the
polite pause which the psychologist had let follow
on my appearance, with what he was saying. I
was not surprised to find that his talk related to
a fact just then intensely interesting to the few,
rapidly becoming the many, who were privy to it; though
Wanhope had the air of stooping to it from a higher
range of thinking.
“I shouldn’t have supposed,
somehow,” he said, with a knot of deprecation
between his fine eyes, “that he would have had
the pluck.”
“Perhaps he hadn’t,” Minver suggested.
Wanhope waited for a thoughtful moment
of censure eventuating in toleration. “You
mean that she ”
“I don’t see why you say
that, Minver,” Rulledge interposed, chivalrously,
with his mouth full of sandwich.
“I didn’t say it,” Minver contradicted.
“You implied it; and I don’t
think it’s fair. It’s easy enough
to build up a report of that kind on the half-knowledge
of rumor which is all that any outsider can have in
the case.”
“So far,” Minver said,
with unbroken tranquillity, “as any such edifice
has been erected, you are the architect, Rulledge.
I shouldn’t think you would like to go round
insinuating that sort of thing. Here is Acton,”
and he now acknowledged my presence with a backward
twist of his head, “on the alert for material
already. You ought to be more careful where Acton
is, Rulledge.”
“It would be great copy if it were true,”
I owned.
Wanhope regarded us all three, in
this play of our qualities, with the scientific impartiality
of a bacteriologist in the study of a culture offering
some peculiar incidents. He took up a point as
remote as might be from the personal appeal.
“It is curious how little we know of such matters,
after all the love-making and marrying in life and
all the inquiry of the poets and novelists.”
He addressed himself in this turn of his thought,
half playful, half earnest, to me, as if I united with
the functions of both a responsibility for their shortcomings.
“Yes,” Minver said, facing
about towards me. “How do you excuse yourself
for your ignorance in matters where you’re always
professionally making such a bluff of knowledge?
After all the marriages you have brought about in
literature, can you say positively and specifically
how they are brought about in life?”
“No, I can’t,” I
admitted. “I might say that a writer of
fiction is a good deal like a minister who continually
marries people without knowing why.”
“No, you couldn’t, my
dear fellow,” the painter retorted. “It’s
part of your swindle to assume that you do
know why. You ought to find out.”
Wanhope interposed concretely, or
as concretely as he could: “The important
thing would always be to find which of the lovers the
confession, tacit or explicit, began with.”
“Acton ought to go round and
collect human documents bearing on the question.
He ought to have got together thousands of specimens
from nature. He ought to have gone to all the
married couples he knew, and asked them just how their
passion was confessed; he ought to have sent out printed
circulars, with tabulated questions. Why don’t
you do it, Acton?”
I returned, as seriously as could have been expected:
“Perhaps it would be thought
rather intimate. People don’t like to talk
of such things.”
“They’re ashamed,”
Minver declared. “The lovers don’t
either of them, in a given case, like to let others
know how much the woman had to do with making the
offer, and how little the man.”
Minver’s point provoked both
Wanhope and myself to begin a remark at the same time.
We begged each other’s pardon, and Wanhope insisted
that I should go on.
“Oh, merely this,” I said.
“I don’t think they’re so much ashamed
as that they have forgotten the different stages.
You were going to say ?”
“Very much what you said.
It’s astonishing how people forget the vital
things and remember trifles. Or perhaps as we
advance from stage to stage what once seemed the vital
things turn to trifles. Nothing can be more vital
in the history of a man and a woman than how they became
husband and wife, and yet not merely the details, but
the main fact, would seem to escape record if not
recollection. The next generations knows nothing
of it.”
“That appears to let Acton out,”
Minver said. “But how do you know
what you were saying, Wanhope?”
“I’ve ventured to make
some inquiries in that region at one time. Not
directly, of course. At second and third hand.
It isn’t inconceivable, if we conceive of a
life after this, that a man should forget, in its
more important interests and occupations, just how
he quitted this world, or at least the particulars
of the article of death. Of course, we must suppose
a good portion of eternity to have elapsed.”
Wanhope continued, dreamily, with a deep breath almost
equivalent to something so unscientific as a sigh:
“Women are charming, and in nothing more than
the perpetual challenge they form for us. They
are born defying us to match ourselves with them.”
“Do you mean that Miss Hazelwood ”
Rulledge began, but Minver’s laugh arrested
him.
“Nothing so concrete, I’m
afraid,” Wanhope gently returned. “I
mean, to match them in graciousness, in loveliness,
in all the agile contests of spirit and plays of fancy.
It’s pathetic to see them caught up into something
more serious in that other game, which they are so
good at.”
“They seem rather to like it,
though, some of them, if you mean the game of love,”
Minver said. “Especially when they’re
not in earnest about it.”
“Oh, there are plenty of spoiled
women,” Wanhope admitted. “But I don’t
mean flirting. I suppose that the average unspoiled
woman is rather frightened than otherwise when she
knows that a man is in love with her.”
“Do you suppose she always knows
it first?” Rulledge asked.
“You may be sure,” Minver
answered for Wanhope, “that if she didn’t
know it, he never would.” Then Wanhope
answered for himself:
“I think that generally she
sees it coming. In that sort of wireless telegraphy,
that reaching out of two natures through space towards
each other, her more sensitive apparatus probably
feels the appeal of his before he is conscious of
having made any appeal.”
“And her first impulse is to
escape the appeal?” I suggested.
“Yes,” Wanhope admitted, after a thoughtful
reluctance.
“Even when she is half aware of having invited
it?”
“If she is not spoiled she is
never aware of having invited it. Take the case
in point; we won’t mention any names. She
is sailing through time, through youthful space, with
her electrical lures, the natural equipment of every
charming woman, all out, and suddenly, somewhere from
the unknown, she feels the shock of a response in the
gulfs of air where there had been no life before.
But she can’t be said to have knowingly searched
the void for any presence.”
“Oh, I’m not sure about
that, Professor,” Minver put in. “Go
a little slower, if you expect me to follow you.”
“It’s all a mystery, the
most beautiful mystery of life,” Wanhope resumed.
“I don’t believe I could make out the case
as I feel it to be.”
“Braybridge’s part of
the case is rather plain, isn’t it?” I
invited him.
“I’m not sure of that.
No man’s part of any case is plain, if you look
at it carefully. The most that you can say of
Braybridge is that he is rather a simple nature.
But nothing,” the psychologist added, with one
of his deep breaths, “is so complex as a simple
nature.”
“Well,” Minver contended,
“Braybridge is plain, if his case isn’t.”
“Plain? Is he plain?”
Wanhope asked, as if asking himself.
“My dear fellow, you agnostics doubt everything!”
“I should have said picturesque.
Picturesque, with the sort of unbeautifulness that
takes the fancy of women more than Greek proportion.
I think it would require a girl peculiarly feminine
to feel the attraction of such a man the
fascination of his being grizzled and slovenly and
rugged. She would have to be rather a wild, shy
girl to do that, and it would have to be through her
fear of him that she would divine his fear of her.
But what I have heard is that they met under rather
exceptional circumstances. It was at a house in
the Adirondacks, where Braybridge was, somewhat in
the quality of a bull in a china-shop. He was
lugged in by the host, as an old friend, and was suffered
by the hostess as a friend quite too old for her.
At any rate, as I heard (and I don’t vouch for
the facts, all of them), Braybridge found himself at
odds with the gay young people who made up the hostess’s
end of the party, and was watching for a chance to ”
Wanhope cast about for the word, and
Minver supplied it “Pull out.”
“Yes. But when he had found
it Miss Hazelwood took it from him.”
“I don’t understand,” Rulledge said.
“When he came in to breakfast,
the third morning, prepared with an excuse for cutting
his week down to the dimensions it had reached, he
saw her sitting alone at the table. She had risen
early as a consequence of having arrived late the
night before; and when Braybridge found himself in
for it, he forgot that he meant to go away, and said
good-morning, as if they knew each other. Their
hostess found them talking over the length of the
table in a sort of mutual fright, and introduced them.
But it’s rather difficult reporting a lady verbatim
at second hand. I really had the facts from Welkin,
who had them from his wife. The sum of her impressions
was that Braybridge and Miss Hazelwood were getting
a kind of comfort out of their mutual terror because
one was as badly frightened as the other. It
was a novel experience for both. Ever seen her?”
We looked at one another. Minver
said: “I never wanted to paint any one
so much. It was at the spring show of the American
Artists. There was a jam of people; but this
girl I’ve understood it was she looked
as much alone as if there were nobody else there.
She might have been a startled doe in the North Woods
suddenly coming out on a twenty-thousand-dollar camp,
with a lot of twenty-million-dollar people on the
veranda.”
“And you wanted to do her as
The Startled Doe,” I said. “Good selling
name.”
“Don’t reduce it to the
vulgarity of fiction. I admit it would be a selling
name.”
“Go on, Wanhope,” Rulledge
puffed impatiently. “Though I don’t
see how there could be another soul in the universe
as constitutionally scared of men as Braybridge is
of women.”
“In the universe nothing is
wasted, I suppose. Everything has its complement,
its response. For every bashful man, there must
be a bashful woman,” Wanhope returned.
“Or a bold one,” Minver suggested.
“No; the response must be in
kind to be truly complemental. Through the sense
of their reciprocal timidity they divine that they
needn’t be afraid.”
“Oh! That’s the way you get out
of it!”
“Well?” Rulledge urged.
“I’m afraid,” Wanhope
modestly confessed, “that from this point I shall
have to be largely conjectural. Welkin wasn’t
able to be very definite, except as to moments, and
he had his data almost altogether from his wife.
Braybridge had told him overnight that he thought of
going, and he had said he mustn’t think of it;
but he supposed Braybridge had spoken of it to Mrs.
Welkin, and he began by saying to his wife that he
hoped she had refused to hear of Braybridge’s
going. She said she hadn’t heard of it,
but now she would refuse without hearing, and she didn’t
give Braybridge any chance to protest. If people
went in the middle of their week, what would become
of other people? She was not going to have the
equilibrium of her party disturbed, and that was all
about it. Welkin thought it was odd that Braybridge
didn’t insist; and he made a long story of it.
But the grain of wheat in his bushel of chaff was that
Miss Hazelwood seemed to be fascinated by Braybridge
from the first. When Mrs. Welkin scared him into
saying that he would stay his week out, the business
practically was done. They went picnicking that
day in each other’s charge; and after Braybridge
left he wrote back to her, as Mrs. Welkin knew from
the letters that passed through her hands, and Well,
their engagement has come out, and ”
Wanhope paused, with an air that was at first indefinite,
and then definitive.
“You don’t mean,”
Rulledge burst out in a note of deep wrong, “that
that’s all you know about it?”
“Yes, that’s all I know,”
Wanhope confessed, as if somewhat surprised himself
at the fact.
“Well!”
Wanhope tried to offer the only reparation
in his power. “I can conjecture we
can all conjecture ”
He hesitated; then: “Well,
go on with your conjecture,” Rulledge said,
forgivingly.
“Why ” Wanhope
began again; but at that moment a man who had been
elected the year before, and then gone off on a long
absence, put his head in between the dull-red hangings
of the doorway. It was Halson, whom I did not
know very well, but liked better than I knew.
His eyes were dancing with what seemed the inextinguishable
gayety of his temperament, rather than any present
occasion, and his smile carried his little mustache
well away from his handsome teeth. “Private?”
“Come in! come in!” Minver
called to him. “Thought you were in Japan?”
“My dear fellow,” Halson
answered, “you must brush up your contemporary
history. It’s more than a fortnight since
I was in Japan.” He shook hands with me,
and I introduced him to Rulledge and Wanhope.
He said at once: “Well, what is it?
Question of Braybridge’s engagement? It’s
humiliating to a man to come back from the antipodes
and find the nation absorbed in a parochial problem
like that. Everybody I’ve met here to-night
has asked me, the first thing, if I’d heard of
it, and if I knew how it could have happened.”
“And do you?” Rulledge asked.
“I can give a pretty good guess,”
Halson said, running his merry eyes over our faces.
“Anybody can give a good guess,”
Rulledge said. “Wanhope is doing it now.”
“Don’t let me interrupt.” Halson
turned to him politely.
“Not at all. I’d
rather hear your guess, if you know Braybridge better
than I,” Wanhope said.
“Well,” Halson compromised,
“perhaps I’ve known him longer.”
He asked, with an effect of coming to business:
“Where were you?”
“Tell him, Rulledge,”
Minver ordered, and Rulledge apparently asked nothing
better. He told him, in detail, all we knew from
any source, down to the moment of Wanhope’s
arrested conjecture.
“He did leave you at an anxious
point, didn’t he?” Halson smiled to the
rest of us at Rulledge’s expense, and then said:
“Well, I think I can help you out a little.
Any of you know the lady?”
“By sight, Minver does,”
Rulledge answered for us. “Wants to paint
her.”
“Of course,” Halson said,
with intelligence. “But I doubt if he’d
find her as paintable as she looks, at first.
She’s beautiful, but her charm is spiritual.”
“Sometimes we try for that,” the painter
interposed.
“And sometimes you get it.
But you’ll allow it’s difficult. That’s
all I meant. I’ve known her let
me see for twelve years, at least; ever
since I first went West. She was about eleven
then, and her father was bringing her up on the ranch.
Her aunt came along by and by and took her to Europe mother
dead before Hazelwood went out there. But the
girl was always homesick for the ranch; she pined
for it; and after they had kept her in Germany three
or four years they let her come back and run wild
again wild as a flower does, or a vine,
not a domesticated animal.”
“Go slow, Halson. This
is getting too much for the romantic Rulledge.”
“Rulledge can bear up against
the facts, I guess, Minver,” Halson said, almost
austerely. “Her father died two years ago,
and then she had to come East, for her aunt
simply wouldn’t live on the ranch.
She brought her on here, and brought her out; I was
at the coming-out tea; but the girl didn’t take
to the New York thing at all; I could see it from the
start; she wanted to get away from it with me, and
talk about the ranch.”
“She felt that she was with
the only genuine person among those conventional people.”
Halson laughed at Minver’s thrust,
and went on amiably: “I don’t suppose
that till she met Braybridge she was ever quite at
her ease with any man or woman, for that
matter. I imagine, as you’ve done, that
it was his fear of her that gave her courage.
She met him on equal terms. Isn’t that
it?”
Wanhope assented to the question referred
to him with a nod.
“And when they got lost from
the rest of the party at that picnic ”
“Lost?” Rulledge demanded.
“Why, yes. Didn’t
you know? But I ought to go back. They said
there never was anything prettier than the way she
unconsciously went for Braybridge the whole day.
She wanted him, and she was a child who wanted things
frankly when she did want them. Then his being
ten or fifteen years older than she was, and so large
and simple, made it natural for a shy girl like her
to assort herself with him when all the rest were
assorting themselves, as people do at such things.
The consensus of testimony is that she did it with
the most transparent unconsciousness, and ”
“Who are your authorities?”
Minver asked; Rulledge threw himself back on the divan
and beat the cushions with impatience.
“Is it essential to give them?”
“Oh no. I merely wondered. Go on.”
“The authorities are all right.
She had disappeared with him before the others noticed.
It was a thing that happened; there was no design in
it; that would have been out of character. They
had got to the end of the wood-road, and into the
thick of the trees where there wasn’t even a
trail, and they walked round looking for a way out
till they were turned completely. They decided
that the only way was to keep walking, and by and
by they heard the sound of chopping. It was some
Canucks clearing a piece of the woods, and when she
spoke to them in French they gave them full directions,
and Braybridge soon found the path again.”
Halson paused, and I said: “But that isn’t
all?”
“Oh no.” He continued
thoughtfully silent for a little while before he resumed.
“The amazing thing is that they got lost again,
and that when they tried going back to the Canucks
they couldn’t find the way.”
“Why didn’t they follow the sound of the
chopping?” I asked.
“The Canucks had stopped, for
the time being. Besides, Braybridge was rather
ashamed, and he thought if they went straight on they
would be sure to come out somewhere. But that
was where he made a mistake. They couldn’t
go on straight; they went round and round, and came
on their own footsteps or hers, which he
recognized from the narrow tread and the dint of the
little heels in the damp places.”
Wanhope roused himself with a kindling
eye. “That is very interesting, the movement
in a circle of people who have lost their way.
It has often been observed, but I don’t know
that it has ever been explained. Sometimes the
circle is smaller, sometimes it is larger, but I believe
it is always a circle.”
“Isn’t it,” I queried,
“like any other error in life? We go round
and round, and commit the old sins over again.”
“That is very interesting,” Wanhope allowed.
“But do lost people really always
walk in a vicious circle?” Minver asked.
Rulledge would not let Wanhope answer.
“Go on, Halson,” he said.
Halson roused himself from the revery
in which he was sitting with glazed eyes. “Well,
what made it a little more anxious was that he had
heard of bears on that mountain, and the green afternoon
light among the trees was perceptibly paling.
He suggested shouting, but she wouldn’t let
him; she said it would be ridiculous if the others
heard them, and useless if they didn’t.
So they tramped on till till the accident
happened.”
“The accident!” Rulledge
exclaimed, in the voice of our joint emotion.
“He stepped on a loose stone
and turned his foot,” Halson explained.
“It wasn’t a sprain, luckily, but it hurt
enough. He turned so white that she noticed it,
and asked him what was the matter. Of course that
shut his mouth the closer, but it morally doubled
his motive, and he kept himself from crying out till
the sudden pain of the wrench was over. He said
merely that he thought he had heard something, and
he had an awful ringing in his ears; but he didn’t
mean that, and he started on again. The worst
was trying to walk without limping, and to talk cheerfully
and encouragingly with that agony tearing at him.
But he managed somehow, and he was congratulating
himself on his success when he tumbled down in a dead
faint.”
“Oh, come now!” Minver protested.
“It is like an old-fashioned
story, where things are operated by accident instead
of motive, isn’t it?” Halson smiled with
radiant recognition.
“Fact will always imitate fiction,
if you give her time enough,” I said.
“Had they got back to the other
picnickers?” Rulledge asked, with a tense voice.
“In sound, but not in sight
of them. She wasn’t going to bring him into
camp in that state; besides, she couldn’t.
She got some water out of the trout-brook they’d
been fishing more water than trout in it and
sprinkled his face, and he came to, and got on his
legs just in time to pull on to the others, who were
organizing a search-party to go after them. From
that point on she dropped Braybridge like a hot coal;
and as there was nothing of the flirt in her, she
simply kept with the women, the older girls, and the
tabbies, and left Braybridge to worry along with the
secret of his turned ankle. He doesn’t know
how he ever got home alive; but he did, somehow, manage
to reach the wagons that had brought them to the edge
of the woods, and then he was all right till they
got to the house. But still she said nothing about
his accident, and he couldn’t; and he pleaded
an early start for town the next morning, and got
off to bed as soon as he could.”
“I shouldn’t have thought
he could have stirred in the morning,” Rulledge
employed Halson’s pause to say.
“Well, this beaver had
to,” Halson said. “He was not the
only early riser. He found Miss Hazelwood at
the station before him.”
“What!” Rulledge shouted.
I confess the fact rather roused me, too; and Wanhope’s
eyes kindled with a scientific pleasure.
“She came right towards him.
‘Mr. Braybridge,’ says she, ’I couldn’t
let you go without explaining my very strange behavior.
I didn’t choose to have these people laughing
at the notion of my having played the part
of your preserver. It was bad enough being lost
with you; I couldn’t bring you into ridicule
with them by the disproportion they’d have felt
in my efforts for you after you turned your foot.
So I simply had to ignore the incident. Don’t
you see?’ Braybridge glanced at her, and he
had never felt so big and bulky before, or seen her
so slender and little. He said, ‘It would
have seemed rather absurd,’ and he broke out
and laughed, while she broke down and cried, and asked
him to forgive her, and whether it had hurt him very
much; and said she knew he could bear to keep it from
the others by the way he had kept it from her till
he fainted. She implied that he was morally as
well as physically gigantic, and it was as much as
he could do to keep from taking her in his arms on
the spot.”
“It would have been edifying
to the groom that had driven her to the station,”
Minver cynically suggested.
“Groom nothing!” Halson
returned with spirit. “She paddled herself
across the lake, and walked from the boat-landing to
the station.”
“Jove!” Rulledge exploded in uncontrollable
enthusiasm.
“She turned round as soon as
she had got through with her hymn of praise it
made Braybridge feel awfully flat and ran
back through the bushes to the boat-landing, and that
was the last he saw of her till he met her in town
this fall.”
“And when and when did
he offer himself?” Rulledge entreated, breathlessly.
“How ”
“Yes, that’s the point,
Halson,” Minver interposed. “Your
story is all very well, as far as it goes; but Rulledge
here has been insinuating that it was Miss Hazelwood
who made the offer, and he wants you to bear him out.”
Rulledge winced at the outrage, but
he would not stay Halson’s answer even for the
sake of righting himself.
“I have heard,”
Minver went on, “that Braybridge insisted on
paddling the canoe back to the other shore for her,
and that it was on the way that he offered himself.”
We others stared at Minver in astonishment. Halson
glanced covertly towards him with his gay eyes.
“Then that wasn’t true?”
“How did you hear it?” Halson asked.
“Oh, never mind. Is it true?”
“Well, I know there’s
that version,” Halson said, evasively. “The
engagement is only just out, as you know. As to
the offer the when and the how I
don’t know that I’m exactly at liberty
to say.”
“I don’t see why,”
Minver urged. “You might stretch a point
for Rulledge’s sake.”
Halson looked down, and then he glanced
at Minver after a furtive passage of his eye over
Rulledge’s intense face. “There was
something rather nice happened after But,
really, now!”
“Oh, go on!” Minver called
out in contempt of his scruple.
“I haven’t the right Well,
I suppose I’m on safe ground here? It won’t
go any further, of course; and it was so pretty!
After she had pushed off in her canoe, you know, Braybridge he’d
followed her down to the shore of the lake found
her handkerchief in a bush where it had caught, and
he held it up, and called out to her. She looked
round and saw it, and called back: ‘Never
mind. I can’t return for it now.’
Then Braybridge plucked up his courage, and asked
if he might keep it, and she said ‘Yes,’
over her shoulder, and then she stopped paddling, and
said: ‘No, no, you mustn’t, you mustn’t!
You can send it to me.’ He asked where,
and she said: ’In New York in
the fall at the Walholland.’
Braybridge never knew how he dared, but he shouted
after her she was paddling on again ’May
I bring it?’ and she called over her
shoulder again, without fully facing him, but her profile
was enough: ‘If you can’t get any
one to bring it for you.’ The words barely
reached him, but he’d have caught them if they’d
been whispered; and he watched her across the lake
and into the bushes, and then broke for his train.
He was just in time.”
Halson beamed for pleasure upon us,
and even Minver said: “Yes, that’s
rather nice.” After a moment he added:
“Rulledge thinks she put it there.”
“You’re too bad, Minver,”
Halson protested. “The charm of the whole
thing was her perfect innocence. She isn’t
capable of the slightest finesse. I’ve
known her from a child, and I know what I say.”
“That innocence of girlhood,”
Wanhope said, “is very interesting. It’s
astonishing how much experience it survives. Some
women carry it into old age with them. It’s
never been scientifically studied ”
“Yes,” Minver allowed.
“There would be a fortune for the novelist who
could work a type of innocence for all it was worth.
Here’s Acton always dealing with the most rancid
flirtatiousness, and missing the sweetness and beauty
of a girlhood which does the cheekiest things without
knowing what it’s about, and fetches down its
game whenever it shuts its eyes and fires at nothing.
But I don’t see how all this touches the point
that Rulledge makes, or decides which finally made
the offer.”
“Well, hadn’t the offer already been made?”
“But how?”
“Oh, in the usual way.”
“What is the usual way?”
“I thought everybody knew that.
Of course, it was from Braybridge finally,
but I suppose it’s always six of one and half
a dozen of the other in these cases, isn’t it?
I dare say he couldn’t get any one to take her
the handkerchief. My dinner?” Halson looked
up at the silent waiter, who had stolen upon us and
was bowing towards him.
“Look here, Halson,” Minver
detained him, “how is it none of the rest of
us have heard all those details?”
“I don’t know where
you’ve been, Minver. Everybody knows the
main facts,” Halson said, escaping.
Wanhope observed, musingly: “I
suppose he’s quite right about the reciprocality
of the offer, as we call it. There’s probably,
in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred, a perfect understanding
before there’s an explanation. In many
cases the offer and the acceptance must really be
tacit.”
“Yes,” I ventured, “and
I don’t know why we’re so severe with women
when they seem to take the initiative. It’s
merely, after all, the call of the maiden bird, and
there’s nothing lovelier or more endearing in
nature than that.”
“Maiden bird is good, Acton,”
Minver approved. “Why don’t you institute
a class of fiction where the love-making is all done
by the maiden birds, as you call them or
the widow birds? It would be tremendously popular
with both sexes. It would lift an immense responsibility
off the birds who’ve been expected to shoulder
it heretofore if it could be introduced into real
life.”
Rulledge fetched a long, simple-hearted
sigh. “Well, it’s a charming story.
How well he told it!”
The waiter came again, and this time signalled to
Minver.
“Yes,” he said, as he
rose. “What a pity you can’t believe
a word Halson says.”
“Do you mean ” we began simultaneously.
“That he built the whole thing
from the ground up, with the start that we had given
him. Why, you poor things! Who could have
told him how it all happened? Braybridge?
Or the girl? As Wanhope began by saying, people
don’t speak of their love-making, even when they
distinctly remember it.”
“Yes, but see here, Minver!”
Rulledge said, with a dazed look. “If it’s
all a fake of his, how came you to have heard
of Braybridge paddling the canoe back for her?”
“That was the fake that tested
the fake. When he adopted it, I knew he
was lying, because I was lying myself. And then
the cheapness of the whole thing! I wonder that
didn’t strike you. It’s the stuff
that a thousand summer-girl stories have been spun
out of. Acton might have thought he was writing
it!”
He went away, leaving us to a blank
silence, till Wanhope managed to say: “That
inventive habit of mind is very curious. It would
be interesting to know just how far it imposes on
the inventor himself how much he believes
of his own fiction.”
“I don’t see,” Rulledge
said, gloomily, “why they’re so long with
my dinner.” Then he burst out: “I
believe every word Halson said! If there’s
any fake in the thing, it’s the fake that Minver
owned to.”