The old fellow who told that story
of dream-transference on a sleeping-car at Christmas-time
was again at the club on Easter Eve. Halson had
put him up for the winter, under the easy rule we had,
and he had taken very naturally to the Turkish room
for his after-dinner coffee and cigar. We all
rather liked him, though it was Minver’s pose
to be critical of the simple friendliness with which
he made himself at home among us, and to feign a wish
that there were fewer trains between Boston and New
York, so that old Newton (that was his name) could
have a better chance of staying away. But we
noticed that Minver was always a willing listener
to Newton’s talk, and that he sometimes hospitably
offered to share his tobacco with the Bostonian.
When brought to book for his inconsistency by Rulledge,
he said he was merely welcoming the new blood, if
not young blood, that Newton was infusing into our
body, which had grown anæmic on Wanhope’s psychology
and Rulledge’s romance; or, anyway, it was a
change.
Newton now began by saying abruptly,
in a fashion he had, “We used to hear a good
deal in Boston about your Easter Parade here in New
York. Do you still keep it up?”
No one else answering, Minver replied,
presently, “I believe it is still going on.
I understand that it’s composed mostly of milliners
out to see one another’s new hats, and generous
Jewesses who are willing to contribute the ‘dark
and bright’ of the beauty in which they walk
to the observance of an alien faith. It’s
rather astonishing how the synagogue takes to the
feasts of the church. If it were not for that,
I don’t know what would become of Christmas.”
“What do you mean by their walking
in beauty?” Rulledge asked over his shoulder.
“I shall never have the measure
of your ignorance, Rulledge. You don’t
even know Byron’s lines on Hebrew loveliness?
“’She walks in
beauty like the night
Of
cloudless climes and starry skies,
And all that’s
best of dark and bright
Meets
in her aspect and her eyes.’”
“Pretty good,” Rulledge
assented. “And they are splendid,
sometimes. But what has the Easter Parade got
to do with it?” he asked Newton.
“Oh, only what everything has
with everything else. I was thinking of Easter-time
long ago and far away, and naturally I thought of Easter
now and here. I saw your Parade once, and it
seemed to me one of the great social spectacles.
But you can’t keep anything in New York, if it’s
good; if it’s bad, you can.”
“You come from Boston, I think
you said, Mr. Newton,” Minver breathed blandly
through his smoke.
“Oh, I’m not a real
Bostonian,” our guest replied. “I’m
not abusing you on behalf of a city that I’m
a native proprietor of. If I were, I shouldn’t
perhaps make your decadent Easter Parade my point of
attack, though I think it’s a pity to let it
spoil. I came from a part of the country where
we used to make a great deal of Easter, when we were
boys, at least so far as eggs went. I don’t
know whether the grown people observed the day then,
and I don’t know whether the boys keep it now;
I haven’t been back at Easter-time for several
generations. But when I was a boy it was a serious
thing. In that soft Southwestern latitude the
grass had pretty well greened up by Easter, even when
it came in March, and grass colors eggs a very nice
yellow; it used to worry me that it didn’t color
them green. When the grass hadn’t got along
far enough, winter wheat would do as well. I
don’t remember what color onion husks would
give; but we used onion husks, too. Some mothers
would let the boys get logwood from the drug-store,
and that made the eggs a fine, bold purplish black.
But the greatest egg of all was a calico egg, that
you got by coaxing your grandmother (your mother’s
mother) or your aunt (your mother’s sister)
to sew up in a tight cover of brilliant calico.
When that was boiled long enough the colors came off
in a perfect pattern on the egg. Very few boys
could get such eggs; when they did, they put them
away in bureau drawers till they ripened and the mothers
smelt them, and threw them out of the window as quickly
as possible. Always, after breakfast, Easter
Morning, we came out on the street and fought eggs.
We pitted the little ends of the eggs against one another,
and the fellow whose egg cracked the other fellow’s
egg won it, and he carried it off. I remember
grass and wheat colored eggs in such trials of strength,
and onion and logwood colored eggs; but never calico
eggs; they were too precious to be risked;
it would have seemed wicked.
“I don’t know,”
the Boston man went musingly on, “why I should
remember these things so relentlessly; I’ve
forgotten all the important things that happened to
me then; but perhaps these were the important things.
Who knows? I only know I’ve always had a
soft spot in my heart for Easter, not so much because
of the calico eggs, perhaps, as because of the grandmothers
and the aunts. I suppose the simple life is full
of such aunts and grandmothers still; but you don’t
find them in hotel apartments, or even in flats consisting
of seven large, light rooms and bath.”
We all recognized the language of the advertisements,
and laughed in sympathy with our guest, who perhaps
laughed out of proportion with a pleasantry of that
size.
When he had subdued his mirth, he
resumed at a point apparently very remote from that
where he had started.
“There was one of those winters
in Cambridge, where I lived then, that seemed tougher
than any other we could remember, and they were all
pretty tough winters there in those times. There
were forty snowfalls between Thanksgiving and Fast
Day you don’t know what Fast Day is
in New York, and we didn’t, either, as far as
the fasting went and the cold kept on and
on till we couldn’t, or said we couldn’t,
stand it any longer. So, along about the middle
of March somewhere, we picked up the children and
started south. In those days New York seemed pretty
far south to us; and when we got here we found everything
on wheels that we had left on runners in Boston.
But the next day it began to snow, and we said we
must go a little farther to meet the spring. I
don’t know exactly what it was made us pitch
on Bethlehem, Pennsylvania; but we had a notion we
should find it interesting, and, at any rate, a total
change from our old environment. We had been
reading something about the Moravians, and we knew
that it was the capital of Moravianism, with the largest
Moravian congregation in the world; I think it was
Longfellow’s ‘Hymn of the Moravian Nuns’
that set us to reading about the sect; and we had
somehow heard that the Sun Inn, at Bethlehem, was the
finest old-fashioned public house anywhere. At
any rate, we had the faith of our youthful years,
and we put out for Bethlehem.
“We arrived just at dusk, but
not so late that we couldn’t see the hospitable
figure of a man coming out of the Sun to meet us at
the omnibus door and to shake hands with each of us.
It was the very pleasantest and sweetest welcome we
ever had at a public house; and though we found the
Sun a large, modern hotel, we easily accepted the
landlord’s assurance that the old Inn was built
up inside of the hotel, just as it was when Washington
stayed in it; and after a mighty good supper we went
to our rooms, which were piping warm from two good
base-burner stoves. It was not exactly the vernal
air we had expected of Bethlehem when we left New
York; but you can’t have everything in this
world, and, with the snowbanks along the streets outside,
we were very glad to have the base-burners.
“We went to bed pretty early,
and I fell into one of those exemplary sleeps that
begin with no margin of waking after your head touches
the pillow, or before that, even, and I woke from
a dream of heavenly music that translated itself into
the earthly notes of bugles. It made me sit up
with the instant realization that we had arrived in
Bethlehem on Easter Eve, and that this was Easter
Morning. We had read of the beautiful observance
of the feast by the Moravians, and, while I was hurrying
on my clothes beside my faithful base-burner, I kept
quite superfluously wondering at myself for not having
thought of it, and so made sure of being called.
I had waked just in time, though I hadn’t deserved
to do so, and ought, by right, to have missed it all.
I tried to make my wife come with me; but after the
family is of a certain size a woman, if she is a real
woman, thinks her husband can see things for her,
and generally sends him out to reconnoitre and report.
Besides, my wife couldn’t have left the children
without waking them, to tell them she was going, and
then all five of them would have wanted to come with
us, including the baby; and we should have had no end
of a time convincing them of the impossibility.
We were a good deal bound up in the children, and
we hated to lie to them when we could possibly avoid
it. So I went alone.
“I asked the night porter, who
was still on duty, the way I wanted to take, but there
were so many people in the streets going the same
direction that I couldn’t have missed it, anyhow;
and pretty soon we came to the old Moravian cemetery,
which was in the heart of the town; and there we found
most of the Moravian congregation drawn up on three
sides of the square, waiting and facing the east, which
was beginning to redden. Of all the cemeteries
I have seen, that was the most beautiful, because
it was the simplest and humblest. Generally a
cemetery is a dreadful place, with headstones and
footstones and shafts and tombs scattered about, and
looking like a field full of granite and marble stumps
from the clearing of a petrified forest. But here
all the memorial tablets lay flat with the earth.
None of the dead were assumed to be worthier of remembrance
than another; they all rested at regular intervals,
with their tablets on their breasts, like shields,
in their sleep after the battle of life. I was
thinking how right and wise this was, and feeling
the purity of the conception like a quality of the
keen, clear air of the morning, which seemed to be
breathing straight from the sky, when suddenly the
sun blazed up from the horizon like a fire, and the
instant it appeared the horns of the band began to
blow and the people burst into a hymn a
thousand voices, for all I know. It was the sublimest
thing I ever heard, and I don’t know that there’s
anything to match it for dignity and solemnity in any
religious rite. It made the tears come, for I
thought how those people were of a church of missionaries
and martyrs from the beginning, and I felt as if I
were standing in sight and hearing of the first Christians
after Christ. It was as if He were risen there
‘in the midst of them.’”
Rulledge looked round on the rest
of us, with an air of acquiring merit from the Bostonian’s
poetry, but Minver’s gravity was proof against
the chance of mocking Rulledge, and I think we all
felt alike. Wanhope seemed especially interested,
though he said nothing.
“When I went home I told my
wife about it as well as I could, but, though she
entered into the spirit of it, she was rather preoccupied.
The children had all wakened, as they did sometimes,
in a body, and were storming joyfully around the rooms,
as if it were Christmas; and she was trying to get
them dressed. ’Do tell them what Easter
is like; they’ve never seen it kept before,’
she said; and I tried to do so, while I took a hand,
as a young father will, and tried to get them into
their clothes. I don’t think I dwelt much
on the religious observance of the day, but I dug
up some of my profane associations with it in early
life, and told them about coloring eggs, and fighting
them, and all that; there in New England, in those
days, they had never seen or heard of such a thing
as an Easter egg.
“I don’t think my reminiscences
quieted them much. They were all on fire the
oldest hoy and girl, and the twins, and even the two-year-old
that we called the baby to go out and buy
some eggs and get the landlord to let them color them
in the hotel kitchen. I had a deal of ado to
make them wait till after breakfast, but I managed,
somehow; and when we had finished it was
a mighty good Pennsylvania breakfast, such as we could
eat with impunity in those halcyon days: rich
coffee, steak, sausage, eggs, applebutter, buckwheat
cakes and maple syrup we got their out-door
togs on them, while they were all stamping and shouting
round and had to be caught and overcoated, and fur-capped
and hooded simultaneously, and managed to get them
into the street together. Ever been in Bethlehem?”
We all had to own our neglect of this
piece of travel; and Newton, after a moment of silent
forgiveness, said:
“Well, I don’t know how
it is now, but twenty-five or thirty years ago it
was the most interesting town in America. It wasn’t
the old Moravian community that it had been twenty-five
years before that, when none but Moravians could buy
property there; but it was like the Sun Hotel, and
just as that had grown round and over the old Sun Inn,
the prosperous manufacturing town, with its iron-foundries
and zinc-foundries, and all the rest of it, had grown
round and over the original Moravian village.
If you wanted a breath of perfect strangeness, with
an American quality in it at the same time, you couldn’t
have gone to any place where you could have had it
on such terms as you could in Bethlehem. I can’t
begin to go into details, but one thing was hearing
German spoken everywhere in the street: not the
German of Germany, but the Pennsylvania German, with
its broad vowels and broken-down grammatical forms,
and its English vocables and interjections,
which you caught in the sentences which came to you,
like av coorse, and yes and no
for ja and nein. There were stores
where they spoke no English, and others where they
made a specialty of it; and I suppose when we sallied
out that bright Sunday morning, with the baby holding
onto a hand of each of us between us, and the twins
going in front with their brother and sister, we were
almost as foreign as we should have been in a village
on the Rhine or the Elbe.
“We got a little acquainted
with the people, after awhile, and I heard some stories
of the country folks that I thought were pretty good.
One was about an old German farmer on whose land a
prospecting metallurgist found zinc ore; the scientific
man brought him the bright yellow button by which
the zinc proved its existence in its union with copper,
and the old fellow asked in an awestricken whisper:
‘Is it a gold-mine?’ ’No, no.
Guess again.’ ‘Then it’s a brass-mine!’
But before they began to find zinc there in the lovely
Lehigh Valley you can stand by an open
zinc-mine and look down into it where the rock and
earth are left standing, and you seem to be looking
down into a range of sharp mountain peaks and pinnacles it
was the richest farming region in the whole fat State
of Pennsylvania; and there was a young farmer who owned
a vast tract of it, and who went to fetch home a young
wife from Philadelphia way, somewhere. He drove
there and back in his own buggy, and when he reached
the top overlooking the valley, with his bride, he
stopped his horse, and pointed with his whip.
‘There,’ he said, ’as far as the
sky is blue, it’s all ours!’ I thought
that was fine.”
“Fine?” I couldn’t
help bursting out; “it’s a stroke of poetry.”
Minver cut in: “The thrifty
Acton making a note of it for future use in literature.”
“Eh!” Newton queried.
“Oh! I don’t mind. You’re
welcome to it, Mr. Acton. It’s a pity somebody
shouldn’t use it, and of course I can’t.”
“Acton will send you a copy
with the usual forty-per-cent. discount and ten off
for cash,” the painter said.
They had their little laugh at my
expense, and then Newton took up his tale again.
“Well, as I was saying By the way,
what was I saying?”
The story-loving Rulledge remembered.
“You went out with your wife and children for
Easter eggs.”
“Oh yes. Thank you.
Well, of course, in a town geographically American,
the shops were all shut on Sunday, and we couldn’t
buy even an Easter egg on Easter Sunday. But
one of the stores had the shade of its show-window
up, and the children simply glued themselves to it
in such a fascination that we could hardly unstick
them. That window was full of all kinds of Easter
things I don’t remember what all;
but there were Easter eggs in every imaginable color
and pattern, and besides these there were whole troops
of toy rabbits. I had forgotten that the natural
offspring of Easter eggs is rabbits; but I took a brace,
and remembered the fact and announced it to the children.
They immediately demanded an explanation, with all
sorts of scientific particulars, which I gave them,
as reckless of the truth as I thought my wife would
suffer without contradicting me. I had to say
that while Easter eggs mostly hatched rabbits, there
were instances in which they hatched other things,
as, for instance, handfuls of eagles and half-eagles
and double-eagles, especially in the case of the golden
eggs that the goose laid. They knew all about
that goose; but I had to tell them what those unfamiliar
pieces of American coinage were, and promise to give
them one each when they grew up, if they were good.
That only partially satisfied them, and they wanted
to know specifically what other kinds of things Easter
eggs would hatch if properly treated. Each one
had a preference; the baby always preferred what the
last one said; and she wanted an ostrich, the
same as her big brother; he was seven then.
“I don’t really know how
we lived through the day; I mean the children, for
my wife and I went to the Moravian church, and had
a good long Sunday nap in the afternoon, while the
children were pining for Monday morning, when they
could buy eggs and begin to color them, so that they
could hatch just the right kind of Easter things.
When I woke up I had to fall in with a theory they
had agreed to between them that any kind of two-legged
or four-legged chick that hatched from an Easter egg
would wear the same color, or the same kind of spots
or stripes, that the egg had.
“I found that they had arranged
to have calico eggs, and they were going to have their
mother cover them with the same sort of cotton prints
that I had said my grandmother and aunts used, and
they meant to buy the calico in the morning at the
same time that they bought the eggs. We had some
tin vessels of water on our stoves to take the dryness
out of the hot air, and they had decided that they
would boil their eggs in these, and not trouble the
landlord for the use of his kitchen.
“There was nothing in this scheme
wanting but their mother’s consent I
agreed to it on the spot but when she understood
that they each expected to have two eggs apiece, with
one apiece for us, she said she never could cover
a dozen eggs in the world, and that the only way would
be for them to go in the morning with us, and choose
each the handsomest egg they could out of the eggs
in that shop-window. They met this proposition
rather blankly at first; but on reflection the big
brother said it would be a shame to spoil mamma’s
Easter by making her work all day, and besides it
would keep till that night, anyway, before they could
begin to have any fun with their eggs; and then the
rest all said the same thing, ending with the baby:
and accepted the inevitable with joy, and set about
living through the day as well as they could.
“They had us up pretty early
the next morning that is, they had me up;
their mother said that I had brought it on myself,
and richly deserved it for exciting their imaginations,
and I had to go out with the two oldest and the twins
to choose the eggs; we got off from the baby by promising
to let her have two, and she didn’t understand
very well, anyway, and was awfully sleepy. We
were a pretty long time choosing the six eggs, and
I don’t remember now just what they were; but
they were certainly joyous eggs; and By
the way, I don’t know why I’m boring a
brand of hardened bachelors like you with all these
domestic details?”
“Oh, don’t mind us,”
Minver responded to his general appeal. “We
may not understand the feelings of a father, but we
are all mothers at heart, especially Rulledge.
Go on. It’s very exciting,” he urged,
not very ironically, and Newton went on.
“Well, I don’t believe
I could say just how the havoc began. They put
away their eggs very carefully after they had made
their mother admire them, and shown the baby how hers
were the prettiest, and they each said in succession
that they must be very precious of them, for if you
shook an egg, or anything, it wouldn’t hatch;
and it was their plan to take these home and set an
unemployed pullet, belonging to the big brother, to
hatching them in the coop that he had built of laths
for her in the back yard with his own hands.
But long before the afternoon was over, the evil one
had entered Eden, and tempted the boy to try fighting
eggs with these treasured specimens, as I had told
we boys used to fight eggs in my town in the southwest.
He held a conquering course through the encounter
with three eggs, but met his Waterloo with a regular
Bluecher belonging to the baby. Then he instantly
changed sides; and smashed his Bluecher against the
last egg left. By that time all the other children
were in tears, the baby roaring powerfully in ignorant
sympathy, and the victor steeped in silent gloom.
His mother made him gather up the ruins from the floor,
and put them in the stove, and she took possession
of the victorious egg, and said she would keep it till
we got back to Cambridge herself, and not let one of
them touch it. I can tell you it was a tragical
time. I wanted to go out and buy them another
set of eggs, and spring them for a surprise on them
in the morning, after they had suffered enough that
night. But she said that if I dared to dream
of such a thing which would be the ruin
of the children’s character, by taking away
the consequences of their folly she should
do, she did not know what, to me. Of course she
was right, and I gave in, and helped the children
forget all about it, so that by the time we got back
to Cambridge I had forgotten about it myself.
“I don’t know what it
was reminded the boy of that remaining Easter egg
unless it was the sight of the unemployed pullet in
her coop, which he visited the first thing; and I
don’t know how he managed to wheedle his mother
out of it; but the first night after I came home from
business it was rather late and the children
had gone to bed she told me that ridiculous
boy, as she called him in self-exculpation, had actually
put the egg under his pullet, and all the children
were wild to see what it would hatch. ‘And
now,’ she said, severely, ’what are you
going to do? You have filled their heads with
those ideas, and I suppose you will have to invent
some nonsense or other to fool them, and make them
believe that it has hatched a giraffe, or an elephant,
or something; they won’t be satisfied with anything
less.’ I said we should have to try something
smaller, for I didn’t think we could manage a
chick of that size on our lot; and that I should trust
in Providence. Then she said it was all very
well to laugh; and that I couldn’t get out of
it that way, and I needn’t think it.
“I didn’t, much.
But the children understood that it took three weeks
for an egg to hatch, and anyway the pullet was so intermittent
in her attentions to the Easter egg, only sitting
on it at night, or when held down by hand in the day,
that there was plenty of time. One evening when
I came out from Boston, I was met by a doleful deputation
at the front gate, with the news that when the coop
was visited that morning after breakfast they
visited the coop every morning before they went to
school the pullet was found perched on a
cross-bar in a high state of nerves, and the shell
of the Easter egg broken and entirely eaten out.
Probably a rat had got in and done it, or, more hopefully,
a mink, such as used to attack eggs in the town where
I was a boy. We went out and viewed the wreck,
as a first step towards a better situation; and suddenly
a thought struck me. ‘Children,’ I
said, ’what did you really expect that egg to
hatch, anyway?’ They looked askance at one another,
and at last the boy said: ’Well, you know,
papa, an egg that’s been cooked ’
And then we all laughed together, and I knew they had
been making believe as much as I had, and no more
expected the impossible of a boiled egg than I did.”
“That was charming!” Wanhope
broke out. “There is nothing more interesting
than the way children join in hypnotizing themselves
with the illusions which their parents think they
have created without their help. In fact, it
is very doubtful whether at any age we have any illusions
except those of our own creation; we ”
“Let him go on, Wanhope,”
Minver dictated; and Newton continued.
“It was rather nice. I
asked them if their mother knew about the egg; and
they said that of course they couldn’t help telling
her; and I said: ’Well, then, I’ll
tell you what: we must make her believe that the
chick hatched out and got away ’
The boy stopped me: ’Do you think that would
be exactly true, papa?’ ’Well, not exactly
true; but it’s only for the time being.
We can tell her the exact truth afterwards,’
and then I laid my plan before them. They said
it was perfectly splendid, and would be the greatest
kind of joke on mamma, and one that she would like
as much as anybody. The thing was to keep it
from her till it was done, and they all promised that
they wouldn’t tell; but I could see that they
were bursting with the secret the whole evening.
“The next day was Saturday,
when I always went home early, and I had the two oldest
children come in with the second-girl, who left them
to take lunch with me. They had chocolate and
ice-cream, and after lunch we went around to a milliner’s
shop in West Street, where my wife and I had stopped
a long five minutes the week before we went to Bethlehem,
adoring an Easter bonnet that we saw in the window.
I wanted her to buy it; but she said, No, if we were
going that expensive journey, we couldn’t afford
it, and she must do without, that spring. I showed
it to them, and ‘Now, children,’ I said,
’what do you think of that for the chick that
your Easter egg hatched?’ And they said it was
the most beautiful bonnet they had ever seen, and
it would just exactly suit mamma. But I saw they
were holding something back, and I said, sharply,
‘Well?’ and they both guiltily faltered
out: ’The bird, you know, papa,’
and I remembered that they belonged to the society
of Bird Defenders, who in that day were pledged against
the decorative use of dead birds or killing them for
anything but food. ‘Why, confound it,’
I said, ‘the bird is the very thing that makes
it an Easter-egg chick!’ but I saw that their
honest little hearts were troubled, and I said again:
‘Confound it! Let’s go in and hear
what the milliner has to say.’ Well, the
long and short of it was that the milliner tried a
bunch of forget-me-nots over the bluebird that we
all agreed was a thousand times better, and that if
it were substituted would only cost three dollars
more, and we took our Easter-egg chick home in a blaze
of glory, the children carrying the bandbox by the
string between them.
“Of course we had a great time
opening it, and their mother acted her part so well
that I knew she was acting, and after the little ones
were in bed I taxed her with it. ‘Know?
Of course I knew!’ she said. ’Did
you think they would let you deceive me?
They’re true New-Englanders, and they told me
all about it last night, when I was saying their prayers
with them.’ ‘Well,’ I said,
’they let you deceive me; they must be
true Westerners, too, for they didn’t tell me
a word of your knowing.’ I rather had her
there, but she said: ‘Oh, you goose ’
We were young people in those days, and goose meant
everything. But, really, I’m ashamed of
getting off all this to you hardened bachelors, as
I said before ”
“If you tell many more such
stories in this club,” Minver said, severely,
“you won’t leave a bachelor in it.
And Rulledge will be the first to get married.”