The little girl came into her papa’s
study, as she always did Saturday morning before breakfast,
and asked for a story. He tried to beg off that
morning, for he was very busy, but she would not let
him. So he began:
“Well, once there was a little pig — ”
She put her hand over his mouth and
stopped him at the word. She said she had heard
little pig-stories till she was perfectly sick of them.
“Well, what kind of story shall I tell,
then?”
“About Christmas. It’s
getting to be the season. It’s past Thanksgiving
already.”
“It seems to me,” her
papa argued, “that I’ve told as often about
Christmas as I have about little pigs.”
“No difference! Christmas is more interesting.”
“Well!” Her papa roused
himself from his writing by a great effort. “Well,
then, I’ll tell you about the little girl that
wanted it Christmas every day in the year. How
would you like that?”
“First-rate!” said the
little girl; and she nestled into comfortable shape
in his lap, ready for listening.
“Very well, then, this little
pig — Oh, what are you pounding me for?”
“Because you said little pig instead of little
girl.”
“I should like to know what’s
the difference between a little pig and a little girl
that wanted it Christmas every day!”
“Papa,” said the little
girl, warningly, “if you don’t go on, I’ll
give it to you!” And at this her papa
darted off like lightning, and began to tell the story
as fast as he could.
Well, once there was a little girl who
liked Christmas so much that she wanted it to be
Christmas every day in the year; and as soon as Thanksgiving
was over she began to send postal-cards to the old
Christmas Fairy to ask if she mightn’t have
it. But the old fairy never answered any of
the postals; and after a while the little girl
found out that the Fairy was pretty particular, and
wouldn’t notice anything but letters — not
even correspondence cards in envelopes; but real
letters on sheets of paper, and sealed outside with
a monogram — or your initial, anyway.
So, then, she began to send her letters; and in
about three weeks — or just the day before
Christmas, it was — she got a letter from
the Fairy, saying she might have it Christmas every
day for a year, and then they would see about having
it longer.
The little girl was a good deal excited
already, preparing for the old-fashioned, once-a-year
Christmas that was coming the next day, and perhaps
the Fairy’s promise didn’t make such an
impression on her as it would have made at some
other time. She just resolved to keep it to herself,
and surprise everybody with it as it kept coming true;
and then it slipped out of her mind altogether.
She had a splendid Christmas. She
went to bed early, so as to let Santa Claus have
a chance at the stockings, and in the morning she was
up the first of anybody and went and felt them, and
found hers all lumpy with packages of candy, and
oranges and grapes, and pocket-books and rubber
balls, and all kinds of small presents, and her big
brother’s with nothing but the tongs in them,
and her young lady sister’s with a new silk
umbrella, and her papa’s and mamma’s with
potatoes and pieces of coal wrapped up in tissue-paper,
just as they always had every Christmas. Then
she waited around till the rest of the family were
up, and she was the first to burst into the library,
when the doors were opened, and look at the large
presents laid out on the library-table — books,
and portfolios, and boxes of stationery, and breastpins,
and dolls, and little stoves, and dozens of handkerchiefs,
and ink-stands, and skates, and snow-shovels, and
photograph-frames, and little easels, and boxes
of water-colors, and Turkish paste, and nougat,
and candied cherries, and dolls’ houses, and
waterproofs — and the big Christmas-tree,
lighted and standing in a waste-basket in the middle.
She had a splendid Christmas all day.
She ate so much candy that she did not want any
breakfast; and the whole forenoon the presents kept
pouring in that the expressman had not had time to
deliver the night before; and she went round giving
the presents she had got for other people, and came
home and ate turkey and cranberry for dinner, and
plum-pudding and nuts and raisins and oranges and
more candy, and then went out and coasted, and came
in with a stomach-ache, crying; and her papa said
he would see if his house was turned into that sort
of fool’s paradise another year; and they
had a light supper, and pretty early everybody went
to bed cross.
Here the little girl pounded her papa in the back,
again.
“Well, what now? Did I say pigs?”
“You made them act like pigs.”
“Well, didn’t they?”
“No matter; you oughtn’t to put it into
a story.”
“Very well, then, I’ll take it all out.”
Her father went on:
The little girl slept very heavily, and
she slept very late, but she
was wakened at last by the other children
dancing round her bed with
their stockings full of presents in their
hands.
“What is it?” said the little
girl, and she rubbed her eyes and tried
to rise up in bed.
“Christmas! Christmas!
Christmas!” they all shouted, and waved their
stockings.
“Nonsense! It was Christmas
yesterday.”
Her brothers and sisters just laughed.
“We don’t know about that. It’s
Christmas to-day, anyway. You come
into the library and see.”
Then all at once it flashed on the little
girl that the Fairy was keeping her promise, and
her year of Christmases was beginning. She was
dreadfully sleepy, but she sprang up like a lark — a
lark that had overeaten itself and gone to bed cross — and
darted into the library. There it was again!
Books, and portfolios, and boxes of stationery, and
breastpins —
“You needn’t go over it
all, papa; I guess I can remember just what was there,”
said the little girl.
Well, and there was the Christmas-tree
blazing away, and the family picking out their presents,
but looking pretty sleepy, and her father perfectly
puzzled, and her mother ready to cry. “I’m
sure I don’t see how I’m to dispose
of all these things,” said her mother, and her
father said it seemed to him they had had something
just like it the day before, but he supposed he
must have dreamed it. This struck the little
girl as the best kind of a joke; and so she ate so
much candy she didn’t want any breakfast,
and went round carrying presents, and had turkey
and cranberry for dinner, and then went out and coasted,
and came in with a —
“Papa!”
“Well, what now?”
“What did you promise, you forgetful thing?”
“Oh! oh yes!”
Well, the next day, it was just the same
thing over again, but everybody getting crosser;
and at the end of a week’s time so many people
had lost their tempers that you could pick up lost
tempers anywhere; they perfectly strewed the ground.
Even when people tried to recover their tempers
they usually got somebody else’s, and it made
the most dreadful mix.
The little girl began to get frightened,
keeping the secret all to herself; she wanted to
tell her mother, but she didn’t dare to; and
she was ashamed to ask the Fairy to take back her
gift, it seemed ungrateful and ill-bred, and she
thought she would try to stand it, but she hardly
knew how she could, for a whole year. So it went
on and on, and it was Christmas on St. Valentine’s
Day and Washington’s Birthday, just the same
as any day, and it didn’t skip even the First
of April, though everything was counterfeit that
day, and that was some little relief.
After a while coal and potatoes began
to be awfully scarce, so many
had been wrapped up in tissue-paper to
fool papas and mammas with.
Turkeys got to be about a thousand dollars
apiece —
“Papa!”
“Well, what?”
“You’re beginning to fib.”
“Well, two thousand, then.”
And they got to passing off almost anything
for turkeys — half-grown humming-birds,
and even rocs out of the Arabian Nights — the
real turkeys were so scarce. And cranberries — well,
they asked a diamond apiece for cranberries.
All the woods and orchards were cut down for Christmas-trees,
and where the woods and orchards used to be it looked
just like a stubble-field, with the stumps. After
a while they had to make Christmas-trees out of
rags, and stuff them with bran, like old-fashioned
dolls; but there were plenty of rags, because people
got so poor, buying presents for one another, that
they couldn’t get any new clothes, and they
just wore their old ones to tatters. They got
so poor that everybody had to go to the poor-house,
except the confectioners, and the fancy-store keepers,
and the picture-book sellers, and the expressmen;
and they all got so rich and proud that they
would hardly wait upon a person when he came to buy.
It was perfectly shameful!
Well, after it had gone on about three
or four months, the little girl, whenever she came
into the room in the morning and saw those great
ugly, lumpy stockings dangling at the fire-place, and
the disgusting presents around everywhere, used
to just sit down and burst out crying. In six
months she was perfectly exhausted; she couldn’t
even cry any more; she just lay on the lounge and rolled
her eyes and panted. About the beginning of
October she took to sitting down on dolls wherever
she found them — French dolls, or any kind — she
hated the sight of them so; and by Thanksgiving she
was crazy, and just slammed her presents across
the room.
By that time people didn’t carry
presents around nicely any more. They flung
them over the fence, or through the window, or anything;
and, instead of running their tongues out and taking
great pains to write “For dear Papa,”
or “Mamma,” or “Brother,” or
“Sister,” or “Susie,” or “Sammie,”
or “Billie,” or “Bobbie,” or
“Jimmie,” or “Jennie,” or
whoever it was, and troubling to get the spelling
right, and then signing their names, and “Xmas,
18 — ,” they used to write in the gift-books,
“Take it, you horrid old thing!” and then
go and bang it against the front door. Nearly
everybody had built barns to hold their presents,
but pretty soon the barns overflowed, and then they
used to let them lie out in the rain, or anywhere.
Sometimes the police used to come and tell them
to shovel their presents off the sidewalk, or they
would arrest them.
“I thought you said everybody
had gone to the poor-house,” interrupted the
little girl.
“They did go, at first,”
said her papa; “but after a while the poor-houses
got so full that they had to send the people back to
their own houses. They tried to cry, when they
got back, but they couldn’t make the least sound.”
“Why couldn’t they?”
“Because they had lost their
voices, saying ‘Merry Christmas’ so much.
Did I tell you how it was on the Fourth of July?”
“No; how was it?” And
the little girl nestled closer, in expectation of
something uncommon.
Well, the night before, the boys stayed
up to celebrate, as they always do, and fell asleep
before twelve o’clock, as usual, expecting to
be wakened by the bells and cannon. But it was
nearly eight o’clock before the first boy
in the United States woke up, and then he found out
what the trouble was. As soon as he could get
his clothes on he ran out of the house and smashed
a big cannon-torpedo down on the pavement; but it
didn’t make any more noise than a damp wad of
paper; and after he tried about twenty or thirty
more, he began to pick them up and look at them.
Every single torpedo was a big raisin! Then he
just streaked it up-stairs, and examined his fire-crackers
and toy-pistol and two-dollar collection of fireworks,
and found that they were nothing but sugar and candy
painted up to look like fireworks! Before ten
o’clock every boy in the United States found
out that his Fourth of July things had turned into
Christmas things; and then they just sat down and
cried — they were so mad. There are about
twenty million boys in the United States, and so
you can imagine what a noise they made. Some
men got together before night, with a little powder
that hadn’t turned into purple sugar yet, and
they said they would fire off one cannon,
anyway. But the cannon burst into a thousand
pieces, for it was nothing but rock-candy, and some
of the men nearly got killed. The Fourth of
July orations all turned into Christmas carols,
and when anybody tried to read the Declaration, instead
of saying, “When in the course of human events
it becomes necessary,” he was sure to sing,
“God rest you, merry gentlemen.” It
was perfectly awful.
The little girl drew a deep sigh of satisfaction.
“And how was it at Thanksgiving?”
Her papa hesitated. “Well,
I’m almost afraid to tell you. I’m
afraid you’ll think it’s wicked.”
“Well, tell, anyway,” said the little
girl.
Well, before it came Thanksgiving it had
leaked out who had caused all these Christmases.
The little girl had suffered so much that she had
talked about it in her sleep; and after that hardly
anybody would play with her. People just perfectly
despised her, because if it had not been for her
greediness it wouldn’t have happened; and now,
when it came Thanksgiving, and she wanted them to
go to church, and have squash-pie and turkey, and
show their gratitude, they said that all the turkeys
had been eaten up for her old Christmas dinners, and
if she would stop the Christmases, they would see
about the gratitude. Wasn’t it dreadful?
And the very next day the little girl began to send
letters to the Christmas Fairy, and then telegrams,
to stop it. But it didn’t do any good;
and then she got to calling at the Fairy’s house,
but the girl that came to the door always said, “Not
at home,” or “Engaged,” or “At
dinner,” or something like that; and so it went
on till it came to the old once-a-year Christmas
Eve. The little girl fell asleep, and when
she woke up in the morning —
“She found it was all nothing but a dream,”
suggested the little girl.
“No, indeed!” said her papa. “It
was all every bit true!”
“Well, what did she find out, then?”
“Why, that it wasn’t Christmas
at last, and wasn’t ever going to be, any more.
Now it’s time for breakfast.”
The little girl held her papa fast around the neck.
“You sha’n’t go if you’re
going to leave it so!”
“How do you want it left?”
“Christmas once a year.”
“All right,” said her papa; and he went
on again.
Well, there was the greatest rejoicing
all over the country, and it extended clear up into
Canada. The people met together everywhere, and
kissed and cried for joy. The city carts went
around and gathered up all the candy and raisins
and nuts, and dumped them into the river; and it
made the fish perfectly sick; and the whole United
States, as far out as Alaska, was one blaze of bonfires,
where the children were burning up their gift-books
and presents of all kinds. They had the greatest
time!
The little girl went to thank the old
Fairy because she had stopped its being Christmas,
and she said she hoped she would keep her promise
and see that Christmas never, never came again.
Then the Fairy frowned, and asked her if she was
sure she knew what she meant; and the little girl
asked her, Why not? and the old Fairy said that now
she was behaving just as greedily as ever, and she’d
better look out. This made the little girl
think it all over carefully again, and she said
she would be willing to have it Christmas about once
in a thousand years; and then she said a hundred,
and then she said ten, and at last she got down
to one. Then the Fairy said that was the good
old way that had pleased people ever since Christmas
began, and she was agreed. Then the little
girl said, “What’re your shoes made of?”
And the Fairy said, “Leather.” And
the little girl said, “Bargain’s done
forever,” and skipped off, and hippity-hopped
the whole way home, she was so glad.
“How will that do?” asked the papa.
“First-rate!” said the
little girl; but she hated to have the story stop,
and was rather sober. However, her mamma put her
head in at the door, and asked her papa:
“Are you never coming to breakfast?
What have you been telling that child?”
“Oh, just a moral tale.”
The little girl caught him around the neck again.
“We know! Don’t
you tell what, papa! Don’t you tell
what!”