I.
It was in the little office of James
T. Fields, over the bookstore of Ticknor & Fields,
at 124 Tremont Street, Boston, that I first met my
friend of now forty-four years, Samuel L. Clemens.
Mr. Fields was then the editor of The Atlantic Monthly,
and I was his proud and glad assistant, with a pretty
free hand as to manuscripts, and an unmanacled command
of the book-notices at the end of the magazine.
I wrote nearly all of them myself, and in 1869 I had
written rather a long notice of a book just winning
its way to universal favor. In this review I had
intimated my reservations concerning the ‘Innocents
Abroad’, but I had the luck, if not the sense,
to recognize that it was such fun as we had not had
before. I forget just what I said in praise of
it, and it does not matter; it is enough that I praised
it enough to satisfy the author. He now signified
as much, and he stamped his gratitude into my memory
with a story wonderfully allegorizing the situation,
which the mock modesty of print forbids my repeating
here. Throughout my long acquaintance with him
his graphic touch was always allowing itself a freedom
which I cannot bring my fainter pencil to illustrate.
He had the Southwestern, the Lincolnian, the Elizabethan
breadth of parlance, which I suppose one ought not
to call coarse without calling one’s self prudish;
and I was often hiding away in discreet holes and corners
the letters in which he had loosed his bold fancy
to stoop on rank suggestion; I could not bear to burn
them, and I could not, after the first reading, quite
bear to look at them. I shall best give my feeling
on this point by saying that in it he was Shakespearian,
or if his ghost will not suffer me the word, then
he was Baconian.
At the time of our first meeting,
which must have been well toward the winter, Clemens
(as I must call him instead of Mark Twain, which seemed
always somehow to mask him from my personal sense)
was wearing a sealskin coat, with the fur out, in
the satisfaction of a caprice, or the love of strong
effect which he was apt to indulge through life.
I do not know what droll comment was in Fields’s
mind with respect to this garment, but probably he
felt that here was an original who was not to be brought
to any Bostonian book in the judgment of his vivid
qualities. With his crest of dense red hair,
and the wide sweep of his flaming mustache, Clemens
was not discordantly clothed in that sealskin coat,
which afterward, in spite of his own warmth in it,
sent the cold chills through me when I once accompanied
it down Broadway, and shared the immense publicity
it won him. He had always a relish for personal
effect, which expressed itself in the white suit of
complete serge which he wore in his last years, and
in the Oxford gown which he put on for every possible
occasion, and said he would like to wear all the time.
That was not vanity in him, but a keen feeling for
costume which the severity of our modern tailoring
forbids men, though it flatters women to every excess
in it; yet he also enjoyed the shock, the offence,
the pang which it gave the sensibilities of others.
Then there were times he played these pranks for pure
fun, and for the pleasure of the witness. Once
I remember seeing him come into his drawing-room at
Hartford in a pair of white cowskin slippers, with
the hair out, and do a crippled colored uncle to the
joy of all beholders. Or, I must not say all,
for I remember also the dismay of Mrs. Clemens, and
her low, despairing cry of, “Oh, Youth!”
That was her name for him among their friends, and
it fitted him as no other would, though I fancied
with her it was a shrinking from his baptismal Samuel,
or the vernacular Sam of his earlier companionships.
He was a youth to the end of his days, the heart of
a boy with the head of a sage; the heart of a good
boy, or a bad boy, but always a wilful boy, and wilfulest
to show himself out at every time for just the boy
he was.
II.
There is a gap in my recollections
of Clemens, which I think is of a year or two, for
the next thing I remember of him is meeting him at
a lunch in Boston, given us by that genius of hospitality,
the tragically destined Ralph Keeler, author of one
of the most unjustly forgotten books, ‘Vagabond
Adventures’, a true bit of picaresque autobiography.
Keeler never had any money, to the general knowledge,
and he never borrowed, and he could not have had credit
at the restaurant where he invited us to feast at
his expense. There was T. B. Aldrich, there was
J. T. Fields, much the oldest of our company, who
had just freed himself from the trammels of the publishing
business, and was feeling his freedom in every word;
there was Bret Harte, who had lately come East in his
princely progress from California; and there was Clemens.
Nothing remains to me of the happy time but a sense
of idle and aimless and joyful talk-play, beginning
and ending nowhere, of eager laughter, of countless
good stories from Fields, of a heat-lightning shimmer
of wit from Aldrich, of an occasional concentration
of our joint mockeries upon our host, who took it
gladly; and amid the discourse, so little improving,
but so full of good fellowship, Bret Harte’s
fleeting dramatization of Clemens’s mental attitude
toward a symposium of Boston illuminates. “Why,
fellows,” he spluttered, “this is the dream
of Mark’s life,” and I remember the glance
from under Clemens’s feathery eyebrows which
betrayed his enjoyment of the fun. We had beefsteak
with mushrooms, which in recognition of their shape
Aldrich hailed as shoe-pegs, and to crown the feast
we had an omelette souse, which the waiter brought
in as flat as a pancake, amid our shouts of congratulations
to poor Keeler, who took them with appreciative submission.
It was in every way what a Boston literary lunch ought
not to have been in the popular ideal which Harte attributed
to Clemens.
Our next meeting was at Hartford,
or, rather, at Springfield, where Clemens greeted
us on the way to Hartford. Aldrich was going on
to be his guest, and I was going to be Charles Dudley
Warner’s, but Clemens had come part way to welcome
us both. In the good fellowship of that cordial
neighborhood we had two such days as the aging sun
no longer shines on in his round. There was constant
running in and out of friendly houses where the lively
hosts and guests called one another by their Christian
names or nicknames, and no such vain ceremony as knocking
or ringing at doors. Clemens was then building
the stately mansion in which he satisfied his love
of magnificence as if it had been another sealskin
coat, and he was at the crest of the prosperity which
enabled him to humor every whim or extravagance.
The house was the design of that most original artist,
Edward Potter, who once, when hard pressed by incompetent
curiosity for the name of his style in a certain church,
proposed that it should be called the English violet
order of architecture; and this house was so absolutely
suited to the owner’s humor that I suppose there
never was another house like it; but its character
must be for recognition farther along in these reminiscences.
The vividest impression which Clemens gave us two ravenous
young Boston authors was of the satisfying, the surfeiting
nature of subscription publication. An army of
agents was overrunning the country with the prospectuses
of his books, and delivering them by the scores of
thousands in completed sale. Of the ‘Innocents
Abroad’ he said, “It sells right along
just like the Bible,” and ‘Roughing It’
was swiftly following, without perhaps ever quite
overtaking it in popularity. But he lectured
Aldrich and me on the folly of that mode of publication
in the trade which we had thought it the highest success
to achieve a chance in. “Anything but subscription
publication is printing for private circulation,”
he maintained, and he so won upon our greed and hope
that on the way back to Boston we planned the joint
authorship of a volume adapted to subscription publication.
We got a very good name for it, as we believed, in
Memorable Murders, and we never got farther with it,
but by the time we reached Boston we were rolling
in wealth so deep that we could hardly walk home in
the frugal fashion by which we still thought it best
to spare car fare; carriage fare we did not dream of
even in that opulence.
III.
The visits to Hartford which had begun
with this affluence continued without actual increase
of riches for me, but now I went alone, and in Warner’s
European and Egyptian absences I formed the habit of
going to Clemens. By this time he was in his
new house, where he used to give me a royal chamber
on the ground floor, and come in at night after I had
gone to bed to take off the burglar alarm so that the
family should not be roused if anybody tried to get
in at my window. This would be after we had sat
up late, he smoking the last of his innumerable cigars,
and soothing his tense nerves with a mild hot Scotch,
while we both talked and talked and talked, of everything
in the heavens and on the earth, and the waters under
the earth. After two days of this talk I would
come away hollow, realizing myself best in the image
of one of those locust-shells which you find sticking
to the bark of trees at the end of summer. Once,
after some such bout of brains, we went down to New
York together, and sat facing each other in the Pullman
smoker without passing a syllable till we had occasion
to say, “Well, we’re there.”
Then, with our installation in a now vanished hotel
(the old Brunswick, to be specific), the talk began
again with the inspiration of the novel environment,
and went on and on. We wished to be asleep, but
we could not stop, and he lounged through the rooms
in the long nightgown which he always wore in preference
to the pajamas which he despised, and told the story
of his life, the inexhaustible, the fairy, the Arabian
Nights story, which I could never tire of even when
it began to be told over again. Or at times he
would reason high
“Of
Providence, foreknowledge, will and fate,
Fixed
fate, free will, foreknowledge absolute,”
walking up and down, and halting now
and then, with a fine toss and slant of his shaggy
head, as some bold thought or splendid joke struck
him.
He was in those days a constant attendant
at the church of his great friend, the Rev. Joseph
H. Twichell, and at least tacitly far from the entire
negation he came to at last. I should say he had
hardly yet examined the grounds of his passive acceptance
of his wife’s belief, for it was hers and not
his, and he held it unscanned in the beautiful and
tender loyalty to her which was the most moving quality
of his most faithful soul. I make bold to speak
of the love between them, because without it I could
not make him known to others as he was known to me.
It was a greater part of him than the love of most
men for their wives, and she merited all the worship
he could give her, all the devotion, all the implicit
obedience, by her surpassing force and beauty of character.
She was in a way the loveliest person I have ever
seen, the gentlest, the kindest, without a touch of
weakness; she united wonderful tact with wonderful
truth; and Clemens not only accepted her rule implicitly,
but he rejoiced, he gloried in it. I am not sure
that he noticed all her goodness in the actions that
made it a heavenly vision to others, he so had the
habit of her goodness; but if there was any forlorn
and helpless creature in the room Mrs. Clemens was
somehow promptly at his side or hers; she was always
seeking occasion of kindness to those in her household
or out of it; she loved to let her heart go beyond
the reach of her hand, and imagined the whole hard
and suffering world with compassion for its structural
as well as incidental wrongs. I suppose she had
her ladyhood limitations, her female fears of etiquette
and convention, but she did not let them hamper the
wild and splendid generosity with which Clemens rebelled
against the social stupidities and cruelties.
She had been a lifelong invalid when he met her, and
he liked to tell the beautiful story of their courtship
to each new friend whom he found capable of feeling
its beauty or worthy of hearing it. Naturally,
her father had hesitated to give her into the keeping
of the young strange Westerner, who had risen up out
of the unknown with his giant reputation of burlesque
humorist, and demanded guaranties, demanded proofs.
“He asked me,” Clemens would say, “if
I couldn’t give him the names of people who
knew me in California, and when it was time to hear
from them I heard from him. ‘Well, Mr.
Clemens,’ he said, ’nobody seems to have
a very good word for you.’ I hadn’t
referred him to people that I thought were going to
whitewash me. I thought it was all up with me,
but I was disappointed. ‘So I guess I shall
have to back you myself.’”
Whether this made him faithfuler to
the trust put in him I cannot say, but probably not;
it was always in him to be faithful to any trust, and
in proportion as a trust of his own was betrayed he
was ruthlessly and implacably resentful. But
I wish now to speak of the happiness of that household
in Hartford which responded so perfectly to the ideals
of the mother when the three daughters, so lovely
and so gifted, were yet little children. There
had been a boy, and “Yes, I killed him,”
Clemens once said, with the unsparing self-blame in
which he would wreak an unavailing regret. He
meant that he had taken the child out imprudently,
and the child had taken the cold which he died of,
but it was by no means certain this was through its
father’s imprudence. I never heard him speak
of his son except that once, but no doubt in his deep
heart his loss was irreparably present. He was
a very tender father and delighted in the minds of
his children, but he was wise enough to leave their
training altogether to the wisdom of their mother.
He left them to that in everything, keeping for himself
the pleasure of teaching them little scenes of drama,
learning languages with them, and leading them in
singing. They came to the table with their parents,
and could have set him an example in behavior when,
in moments of intense excitement, he used to leave
his place and walk up and down the room, flying his
napkin and talking and talking.
It was after his first English sojourn
that I used to visit him, and he was then full of
praise of everything English: the English personal
independence and public spirit, and hospitality, and
truth. He liked to tell stories in proof of their
virtues, but he was not blind to the defects of their
virtues: their submissive acceptance of caste,
their callousness with strangers; their bluntness
with one another. Mrs. Clemens had been in a
way to suffer socially more than he, and she praised
the English less. She had sat after dinner with
ladies who snubbed and ignored one another, and left
her to find her own amusement in the absence of the
attention with which Americans perhaps cloy their
guests, but which she could not help preferring.
In their successive sojourns among them I believe
he came to like the English less and she more; the
fine delight of his first acceptance among them did
not renew itself till his Oxford degree was given
him; then it made his cup run over, and he was glad
the whole world should see it.
His wife would not chill the ardor
of his early Anglomania, and in this, as in everything,
she wished to humor him to the utmost. No one
could have realized more than she his essential fineness,
his innate nobleness. Marriages are what the
parties to them alone really know them to be, but
from the outside I should say that this marriage was
one of the most perfect. It lasted in his absolute
devotion to the day of her death, that delayed long
in cruel suffering, and that left one side of him in
lasting night. From Florence there came to me
heartbreaking letters from him about the torture she
was undergoing, and at last a letter saying she was
dead, with the simple-hearted cry, “I wish I
was with Livy.” I do not know why I have
left saying till now that she was a very beautiful
woman, classically regular in features, with black
hair smooth over her forehead, and with tenderly peering,
myopia eyes, always behind glasses, and a smile of
angelic kindness. But this kindness went with
a sense of humor which qualified her to appreciate
the self-lawed genius of a man who will be remembered
with the great humorists of all time, with Cervantes,
with Swift, or with any others worthy his company;
none of them was his equal in humanity.
IV.
Clemens had appointed himself, with
the architect’s connivance, a luxurious study
over the library in his new house, but as his children
grew older this study, with its carved and cushioned
arm-chairs, was given over to them for a school-room,
and he took the room above his stable, which had been
intended for his coachman. There we used to talk
together, when we were not walking and talking together,
until he discovered that he could make a more commodious
use of the billiard-room at the top of his house,
for the purposes of literature and friendship.
It was pretty cold up there in the early spring and
late fall weather with which I chiefly associate the
place, but by lighting up all the gas-burners and
kindling a reluctant fire on the hearth we could keep
it well above freezing. Clemens could also push
the balls about, and, without rivalry from me, who
could no more play billiards than smoke, could win
endless games of pool, while he carried points of argument
against imaginable differers in opinion. Here
he wrote many of his tales and sketches, and for anything
I know some of his books. I particularly remember
his reading me here his first rough sketch of Captain
Stormfield’s Visit to Heaven, with the real name
of the captain, whom I knew already from his many
stories about him.
We had a peculiar pleasure in looking
off from the high windows on the pretty Hartford landscape,
and down from them into the tops of the trees clothing
the hillside by which his house stood. We agreed
that there was a novel charm in trees seen from such
a vantage, far surpassing that of the farther scenery.
He had not been a country boy for nothing; rather
he had been a country boy, or, still better, a village
boy, for everything that Nature can offer the young
of our species, and no aspect of her was lost on him.
We were natives of the same vast Mississippi Valley;
and Missouri was not so far from Ohio but that we were
akin in our first knowledges of woods and fields as
we were in our early parlance. I had outgrown
the use of mine through my greater bookishness, but
I gladly recognized the phrases which he employed for
their lasting juiciness and the long-remembered savor
they had on his mental palate.
I have elsewhere sufficiently spoken
of his unsophisticated use of words, of the diction
which forms the backbone of his manly style. If
I mention my own greater bookishness, by which I mean
his less quantitative reading, it is to give myself
better occasion to note that he was always reading
some vital book. It might be some out-of-the-way
book, but it had the root of the human matter in it:
a volume of great trials; one of the supreme autobiographies;
a signal passage of history, a narrative of travel,
a story of captivity, which gave him life at first-hand.
As I remember, he did not care much for fiction, and
in that sort he had certain distinct loathings; there
were certain authors whose names he seemed not so
much to pronounce as to spew out of his mouth.
Goldsmith was one of these, but his prime abhorrence
was my dear and honored prime favorite, Jane Austen.
He once said to me, I suppose after he had been reading
some of my unsparing praises of her I am
always praising her, “You seem to think that
woman could write,” and he forbore withering
me with his scorn, apparently because we had been
friends so long, and he more pitied than hated me
for my bad taste. He seemed not to have any preferences
among novelists; or at least I never heard him express
any. He used to read the modern novels I praised,
in or out of print; but I do not think he much liked
reading fiction. As for plays, he detested the
theatre, and said he would as lief do a sum as follow
a plot on the stage. He could not, or did not,
give any reasons for his literary abhorrences, and
perhaps he really had none. But he could have
said very distinctly, if he had needed, why he liked
the books he did. I was away at the time of his
great Browning passion, and I know of it chiefly from
hearsay; but at the time Tolstoy was doing what could
be done to make me over Clemens wrote, “That
man seems to have been to you what Browning was to
me.” I do not know that he had other favorites
among the poets, but he had favorite poems which he
liked to read to you, and he read, of course, splendidly.
I have forgotten what piece of John Hay’s it
was that he liked so much, but I remembered how he
fiercely revelled in the vengefulness of William Morris’s
‘Sir Guy of the Dolorous Blast,’ and how
he especially exalted in the lines which tell of the
supposed speaker’s joy in slaying the murderer
of his brother:
“I
am threescore years and ten,
And
my hair is ’nigh turned gray,
But
I am glad to think of the moment when
I
took his life away.”
Generally, I fancy his pleasure in
poetry was not great, and I do not believe he cared
much for the conventionally accepted masterpieces of
literature. He liked to find out good things and
great things for himself; sometimes he would discover
these in a masterpiece new to him alone, and then,
if you brought his ignorance home to him, he enjoyed
it, and enjoyed it the more the more you rubbed it
in.
Of all the literary men I have known
he was the most unliterary in his make and manner.
I do not know whether he had any acquaintance with
Latin, but I believe not the least; German he knew
pretty well, and Italian enough late in life to have
fun with it; but he used English in all its alien
derivations as if it were native to his own air, as
if it had come up out of American, out of Missourian
ground. His style was what we know, for good
and for bad, but his manner, if I may difference the
two, was as entirely his own as if no one had ever
written before. I have noted before this how
he was not enslaved to the consecutiveness in writing
which the rest of us try to keep chained to. That
is, he wrote as he thought, and as all men think,
without sequence, without an eye to what went before
or should come after. If something beyond or beside
what he was saying occurred to him, he invited it into
his page, and made it as much at home there as the
nature of it would suffer him. Then, when he
was through with the welcoming of this casual and unexpected
guest, he would go back to the company he was entertaining,
and keep on with what he had been talking about.
He observed this manner in the construction of his
sentences, and the arrangement of his chapters, and
the ordering or disordering of his compilations. [Nowhere
is this characteristic better found than in Twain’s
‘Autobiography,’ it was not a “style”
it was unselfconscious thought D.W.] I
helped him with a Library of Humor, which he once
edited, and when I had done my work according to tradition,
with authors, times, and topics carefully studied in
due sequence, he tore it all apart, and “chucked”
the pieces in wherever the fancy, for them took him
at the moment. He was right: we were not
making a text-book, but a book for the pleasure rather
than the instruction of the reader, and he did not
see why the principle on which he built his travels
and reminiscences and tales and novels should not apply
to it; and I do not now see, either, though at the
time it confounded me. On minor points he was,
beyond any author I have known, without favorite phrases
or pet words. He utterly despised the avoidance
of repetitions out of fear of tautology. If a
word served his turn better than a substitute, he
would use it as many times in a page as he chose.
V.
At that time I had become editor of
The Atlantic Monthly, and I had allegiances belonging
to the conduct of what was and still remains the most
scrupulously cultivated of our periodicals. When
Clemens began to write for it he came willingly under
its rules, for with all his wilfulness there never
was a more biddable man in things you could show him
a reason for. He never made the least of that
trouble which so abounds for the hapless editor from
narrower-minded contributors. If you wanted a
thing changed, very good, he changed it; if you suggested
that a word or a sentence or a paragraph had better
be struck out, very good, he struck it out. His
proof-sheets came back each a veritable “mush
of concession,” as Emerson says. Now and
then he would try a little stronger language than
‘The Atlantic’ had stomach for, and once
when I sent him a proof I made him observe that I
had left out the profanity. He wrote back:
“Mrs. Clemens opened that proof, and lit into
the room with danger in her eye. What profanity?
You see, when I read the manuscript to her I skipped
that.” It was part of his joke to pretend
a violence in that gentlest creature which the more
amusingly realized the situation to their friends.
I was always very glad of him and
proud of him as a contributor, but I must not claim
the whole merit, or the first merit of having him write
for us. It was the publisher, the late H. O. Houghton,
who felt the incongruity of his absence from the leading
periodical of the country, and was always urging me
to get him to write. I will take the credit of
being eager for him, but it is to the publisher’s
credit that he tried, so far as the modest traditions
of ‘The Atlantic’ would permit, to meet
the expectations in pay which the colossal profits
of Clemens’s books might naturally have bred
in him. Whether he was really able to do this
he never knew from Clemens himself, but probably twenty
dollars a page did not surfeit the author of books
that “sold right along just like the Bible.”
We had several short contributions
from Clemens first, all of capital quality, and then
we had the series of papers which went mainly to the
making of his great book, ‘Life on the Mississippi’.
Upon the whole I have the notion that Clemens thought
this his greatest book, and he was supported in his
opinion by that of the ‘portier’ in
his hotel at Vienna, and that of the German Emperor,
who, as he told me with equal respect for the preference
of each, united in thinking it his best; with such
far-sundered social poles approaching in its favor,
he apparently found himself without standing for opposition.
At any rate, the papers won instant appreciation from
his editor and publisher, and from the readers of
their periodical, which they expected to prosper beyond
precedent in its circulation. But those were
days of simpler acceptance of the popular rights of
newspapers than these are, when magazines strictly
guard their vested interests against them. ‘The
New York Times’ and the ‘St. Louis Democrat’
profited by the advance copies of the magazine sent
them to reprint the papers month by month. Together
they covered nearly the whole reading territory of
the Union, and the terms of their daily publication
enabled them to anticipate the magazine in its own
restricted field. Its subscription list was not
enlarged in the slightest measure, and The Atlantic
Monthly languished on the news-stands as undesired
as ever.
VI.
It was among my later visits to Hartford
that we began to talk up the notion of collaborating
a play, but we did not arrive at any clear intention,
and it was a telegram out of the clear sky that one
day summoned me from Boston to help with a continuation
of Colonel Sellers. I had been a witness of the
high joy of Clemens in the prodigious triumph of the
first Colonel Sellers, which had been dramatized from
the novel of ‘The Gilded Age.’ This
was the joint work of Clemens and Charles Dudley Warner,
and the story had been put upon the stage by some one
in Utah, whom Clemens first brought to book in the
courts for violation of his copyright, and then indemnified
for such rights as his adaptation of the book had
given him. The structure of the play as John T.
Raymond gave it was substantially the work of this
unknown dramatist. Clemens never pretended, to
me at any rate, that he had the least hand in it; he
frankly owned that he was incapable of dramatization;
yet the vital part was his, for the characters in
the play were his as the book embodied them, and the
success which it won with the public was justly his.
This he shared equally with the actor, following the
company with an agent, who counted out the author’s
share of the gate money, and sent him a note of the
amount every day by postal card. The postals
used to come about dinner-time, and Clemens would
read them aloud to us in wild triumph.
One hundred and fifty dollars two
hundred dollars three hundred dollars were
the gay figures which they bore, and which he flaunted
in the air before he sat down at table, or rose from
it to brandish, and then, flinging his napkin into
his chair, walked up and down to exult in.
By-and-by the popularity, of the play
waned, and the time came when he sickened of the whole
affair, and withdrew his agent, and took whatever
gain from it the actor apportioned him. He was
apt to have these sudden surceases, following upon
the intensities of his earlier interest; though he
seemed always to have the notion of making something
more of Colonel Sellers. But when I arrived in
Hartford in answer to his summons, I found him with
no definite idea of what he wanted to do with him.
I represented that we must have some sort of plan,
and he agreed that we should both jot down a scenario
overnight and compare our respective schemes the next
morning. As the author of a large number of little
plays which have been privately presented throughout
the United States and in parts of the United Kingdom,
without ever getting upon the public stage except
for the noble ends of charity, and then promptly getting
off it, I felt authorized to make him observe that
his scheme was as nearly nothing as chaos could be.
He agreed hilariously with me, and was willing to
let it stand in proof of his entire dramatic inability.
At the same time he liked my plot very much, which
ultimated Sellers, according to Clemens’s intention,
as a man crazed by his own inventions and by his superstition
that he was the rightful heir to an English earldom.
The exuberant nature of Sellers and the vast range
of his imagination served our purpose in other ways.
Clemens made him a spiritualist, whose specialty in
the occult was materialization; he became on impulse
an ardent temperance reformer, and he headed a procession
of temperance ladies after disinterestedly testing
the deleterious effects of liquor upon himself until
he could not walk straight; always he wore a marvellous
fire-extinguisher strapped on his back, to give proof
in any emergency of the effectiveness of his invention
in that way.
We had a jubilant fortnight in working
the particulars of these things out. It was not
possible for Clemens to write like anybody else, but
I could very easily write like Clemens, and we took
the play scene and scene about, quite secure of coming
out in temperamental agreement. The characters
remained for the most part his, and I varied them only
to make them more like his than, if possible, he could.
Several years after, when I looked over a copy of
the play, I could not always tell my work from his;
I only knew that I had done certain scenes. We
would work all day long at our several tasks, and
then at night, before dinner, read them over to each
other. No dramatists ever got greater joy out
of their creations, and when I reflect that the public
never had the chance of sharing our joy I pity the
public from a full heart. I still believe that
the play was immensely funny; I still believe that
if it could once have got behind the footlights it
would have continued to pack the house before them
for an indefinite succession of nights. But this
may be my fondness.
At any rate, it was not to be.
Raymond had identified himself with Sellers in the
play-going imagination, and whether consciously or
unconsciously we constantly worked with Raymond in
our minds. But before this time bitter displeasures
had risen between Clemens and Raymond, and Clemens
was determined that Raymond should never have the play.
He first offered it to several other actors, who eagerly
caught it, only to give it back with the despairing
renunciation, “That is a Raymond play.”
We tried managers with it, but their only question
was whether they could get Raymond to do it.
In the mean time Raymond had provided himself with
a play for the winter a very good play,
by Demarest Lloyd; and he was in no hurry for ours.
Perhaps he did not really care for it perhaps he knew
when he heard of it that it must come to him in the
end. In the end it did, from my hand, for Clemens
would not meet him. I found him in a mood of
sweet reasonableness, perhaps the more softened by
one of those lunches which our publisher, the hospitable
James R. Osgood, was always bringing people together
over in Boston. He said that he could not do
the play that winter, but he was sure that he should
like it, and he had no doubt he would do it the next
winter. So I gave him the manuscript, in spite
of Clemens’s charges, for his suspicions and
rancors were such that he would not have had me leave
it for a moment in the actor’s hands. But
it seemed a conclusion that involved success and fortune
for us. In due time, but I do not remember how
long after, Raymond declared himself delighted with
the piece; he entered into a satisfactory agreement
for it, and at the beginning of the next season he
started with it to Buffalo, where he was to give a
first production. At Rochester he paused long
enough to return it, with the explanation that a friend
had noted to him the fact that Colonel Sellers in
the play was a lunatic, and insanity was so serious
a thing that it could not be represented on the stage
without outraging the sensibilities of the audience;
or words to that effect. We were too far off
to allege Hamlet to the contrary, or King Lear, or
to instance the delight which generations of readers
throughout the world had taken in the mad freaks of
Don Quixote. Whatever were the real reasons of
Raymond for rejecting the play, we had to be content
with those he gave, and to set about getting it into
other hands. In this effort we failed even more
signally than before, if that were possible.
At last a clever and charming elocutionist, who had
long wished to get himself on the stage, heard of
it and asked to see it. We would have shown it
to any one by this time, and we very willingly showed
it to him. He came to Hartford and did some scenes
from it for us. I must say he did them very well,
quite as well as Raymond could have done them, in
whose manner he did them. But now, late toward
spring, the question was where he could get an engagement
with the play, and we ended by hiring a theatre in
New York for a week of trial performances.
Clemens came on with me to Boston,
where we were going to make some changes in the piece,
and where we made them to our satisfaction, but not
to the effect of that high rapture which we had in
the first draft. He went back to Hartford, and
then the cold fit came upon me, and “in visions
of the night, in slumberings upon the bed,” ghastly
forms of failure appalled me, and when I rose in the
morning I wrote him: “Here is a play which
every manager has put out-of-doors and which every
actor known to us has refused, and now we go and give
it to an elocutioner. We are fools.”
Whether Clemens agreed with me or not in my conclusion,
he agreed with me in my premises, and we promptly
bought our play off the stage at a cost of seven hundred
dollars, which we shared between us. But Clemens
was never a man to give up. I relinquished gratis
all right and title I had in the play, and he paid
its entire expenses for a week of one-night stands
in the country. It never came to New York; and
yet I think now that if it had come, it would have
succeeded. So hard does the faith of the unsuccessful
dramatist in his work die.
VII.
There is an incident of this time
so characteristic of both men that I will yield to
the temptation of giving it here. After I had
gone to Hartford in response to Clemens’s telegram,
Matthew Arnold arrived in Boston, and one of my family
called on his, to explain why I was not at home to
receive his introduction: I had gone to see Mark
Twain. “Oh, but he doesn’t like that
sort of thing, does he?” “He likes Mr.
Clemens very much,” my representative answered,
“and he thinks him one of the greatest men he
ever knew.” I was still Clemens’s
guest at Hartford when Arnold came there to lecture,
and one night we went to meet him at a reception.
While his hand laxly held mine in greeting, I saw his
eyes fixed intensely on the other side of the room.
“Who-who in the world is that?” I looked
and said, “Oh, that is Mark Twain.”
I do not remember just how their instant encounter
was contrived by Arnold’s wish, but I have the
impression that they were not parted for long during
the evening, and the next night Arnold, as if still
under the glamour of that potent presence, was at
Clemens’s house. I cannot say how they got
on, or what they made of each other; if Clemens ever
spoke of Arnold, I do not recall what he said, but
Arnold had shown a sense of him from which the incredulous
sniff of the polite world, now so universally exploded,
had already perished. It might well have done
so with his first dramatic vision of that prodigious
head. Clemens was then hard upon fifty, and he
had kept, as he did to the end, the slender figure
of his youth, but the ashes of the burnt-out years
were beginning to gray the fires of that splendid
shock of red hair which he held to the height of a
stature apparently greater than it was, and tilted
from side to side in his undulating walk. He
glimmered at you from the narrow slits of fine blue-greenish
eyes, under branching brows, which with age grew more
and more like a sort of plumage, and he was apt to
smile into your face with a subtle but amiable perception,
and yet with a sort of remote absence; you were all
there for him, but he was not all there for you.
VIII.
I shall, not try to give chronological
order to my recollections of him, but since I am just
now with him in Hartford I will speak of him in association
with the place. Once when I came on from Cambridge
he followed me to my room to see that the water was
not frozen in my bath, or something of the kind, for
it was very cold weather, and then hospitably lingered.
Not to lose time in banalities I began at once from
the thread of thought in my mind. “I wonder
why we hate the past so,” and he responded from
the depths of his own consciousness, “It’s
so damned humiliating,” which is what any man
would say of his past if he were honest; but honest
men are few when it comes to themselves. Clemens
was one of the few, and the first of them among all
the people I have known. I have known, I suppose,
men as truthful, but not so promptly, so absolutely,
so positively, so almost aggressively truthful.
He could lie, of course, and did to save others from
grief or harm; he was, not stupidly truthful; but
his first impulse was to say out the thing and everything
that was in him. To those who can understand it
will not be contradictory of his sense of humiliation
from the past, that he was not ashamed for anything
he ever did to the point of wishing to hide it.
He could be, and he was, bitterly sorry for his errors,
which he had enough of in his life, but he was not
ashamed in that mean way. What he had done he
owned to, good, bad, or indifferent, and if it was
bad he was rather amused than troubled as to the effect
in your mind. He would not obtrude the fact upon
you, but if it were in the way of personal history
he would not dream of withholding it, far less of hiding
it.
He was the readiest of men to allow
an error if he were found in it. In one of our
walks about Hartford, when he was in the first fine
flush of his agnosticism, he declared that Christianity
had done nothing to improve morals and conditions,
and that the world under the highest pagan civilization
was as well off as it was under the highest Christian
influences. I happened to be fresh from the reading
of Charles Loring Brace’s ‘Gesta Christi’;
or, ‘History of Humane Progress’, and I
could offer him abundant proofs that he was wrong.
He did not like that evidently, but he instantly gave
way, saying he had not known those things. Later
he was more tolerant in his denials of Christianity,
but just then he was feeling his freedom from it,
and rejoicing in having broken what he felt to have
been the shackles of belief worn so long. He
greatly admired Robert Ingersoll, whom he called an
angelic orator, and regarded as an evangel of a new
gospel the gospel of free thought.
He took the warmest interest in the newspaper controversy
raging at the time as to the existence of a hell;
when the noes carried the day, I suppose that no enemy
of perdition was more pleased. He still loved
his old friend and pastor, Mr. Twichell, but he no
longer went to hear him preach his sage and beautiful
sermons, and was, I think, thereby the greater loser.
Long before that I had asked him if he went regularly
to church, and he groaned out: “Oh yes,
I go. It ’most kills me, but I go,”
and I did not need his telling me to understand that
he went because his wife wished it. He did tell
me, after they both ceased to go, that it had finally
come to her saying, “Well, if you are to be lost,
I want to be lost with you.” He could accept
that willingness for supreme sacrifice and exult in
it because of the supreme truth as he saw it.
After they had both ceased to be formal Christians,
she was still grieved by his denial of immortality,
so grieved that he resolved upon one of those heroic
lies, which for love’s sake he held above even
the truth, and he went to her, saying that he had
been thinking the whole matter over, and now he was
convinced that the soul did live after death.
It was too late. Her keen vision pierced through
his ruse, as it did when he brought the doctor who
had diagnosticated her case as organic disease of the
heart, and, after making him go over the facts of
it again with her, made him declare it merely functional.
To make an end of these records as
to Clemens’s beliefs, so far as I knew them,
I should say that he never went back to anything like
faith in the Christian theology, or in the notion
of life after death, or in a conscious divinity.
It is best to be honest in this matter; he would have
hated anything else, and I do not believe that the
truth in it can hurt any one. At one period he
argued that there must have been a cause, a conscious
source of things; that the universe could not have
come by chance. I have heard also that in his
last hours or moments he said, or his dearest ones
hoped he had said, something about meeting again.
But the expression, of which they could not be certain,
was of the vaguest, and it was perhaps addressed to
their tenderness out of his tenderness. All his
expressions to me were of a courageous, renunciation
of any hope of living again, or elsewhere seeing those
he had lost. He suffered terribly in their loss,
and he was not fool enough to try ignoring his grief.
He knew that for this there were but two medicines;
that it would wear itself out with the years, and
that meanwhile there was nothing for it but those
respites in which the mourner forgets himself in slumber.
I remember that in a black hour of my own when I was
called down to see him, as he thought from sleep,
he said with an infinite, an exquisite compassion,
“Oh, did I wake you, did I wake, you?”
Nothing more, but the look, the voice, were everything;
and while I live they cannot pass from my sense.
IX.
He was the most caressing of men in
his pity, but he had the fine instinct, which would
have pleased Lowell, of never putting his hands on
you fine, delicate hands, with taper fingers,
and pink nails, like a girl’s, and sensitively
quivering in moments of emotion; he did not paw you
with them to show his affection, as so many of us Americans
are apt to do. Among the half-dozen, or half-hundred,
personalities that each of us becomes, I should say
that Clemens’s central and final personality
was something exquisite. His casual acquaintance
might know him, perhaps, from his fierce intensity,
his wild pleasure in shocking people with his ribaldries
and profanities, or from the mere need of loosing his
rebellious spirit in that way, as anything but exquisite,
and yet that was what in the last analysis he was.
They might come away loathing or hating him, but one
could not know him well without realizing him the
most serious, the most humane, the most conscientious
of men. He was Southwestern, and born amid the
oppression of a race that had no rights as against
ours, but I never saw a man more regardful of negroes.
He had a yellow butler when I first began to know
him, because he said he could not bear to order a
white man about, but the terms of his ordering George
were those of the softest entreaty which command ever
wore. He loved to rely upon George, who was such
a broken reed in some things, though so stanch in
others, and the fervent Republican in politics that
Clemens then liked him to be. He could interpret
Clemens’s meaning to the public without conveying
his mood, and could render his roughest answer smooth
to the person denied his presence. His general
instructions were that this presence was to be denied
all but personal friends, but the soft heart of George
was sometimes touched by importunity, and once he came
up into the billiard-room saying that Mr. Smith wished
to see Clemens. Upon inquiry, Mr. Smith developed
no ties of friendship, and Clemens said, “You
go and tell Mr. Smith that I wouldn’t come down
to see the Twelve Apostles.” George turned
from the threshold where he had kept himself, and
framed a paraphrase of this message which apparently
sent Mr. Smith away content with himself and all the
rest of the world.
The part of him that was Western in
his Southwestern origin Clemens kept to the end, but
he was the most desouthernized Southerner I ever knew.
No man more perfectly sensed and more entirely abhorred
slavery, and no one has ever poured such scorn upon
the second-hand, Walter-Scotticized, pseudo-chivalry
of the Southern ideal. He held himself responsible
for the wrong which the white race had done the black
race in slavery, and he explained, in paying the way
of a negro student through Yale, that he was doing
it as his part of the reparation due from every white
to every black man. He said he had never seen
this student, nor ever wished to see him or know his
name; it was quite enough that he was a negro.
About that time a colored cadet was expelled from
West Point for some point of conduct “unbecoming
an officer and gentleman,” and there was the
usual shabby philosophy in a portion of the press
to the effect that a negro could never feel the claim
of honor. The man was fifteen parts white, but,
“Oh yes,” Clemens said, with bitter irony,
“it was that one part black that undid him.”
It made him a “nigger” and incapable of
being a gentleman. It was to blame for the whole
thing. The fifteen parts white were guiltless.
Clemens was entirely satisfied with
the result of the Civil War, and he was eager to have
its facts and meanings brought out at once in history.
He ridiculed the notion, held by many, that “it
was not yet time” to philosophize the events
of the great struggle; that we must “wait till
its passions had cooled,” and “the clouds
of strife had cleared away.” He maintained
that the time would never come when we should see its
motives and men and deeds more clearly, and that now,
now, was the hour to ascertain them in lasting verity.
Picturesquely and dramatically he portrayed the imbecility
of deferring the inquiry at any point to the distance
of future years when inevitably the facts would begin
to put on fable.
He had powers of sarcasm and a relentless
rancor in his contempt which those who knew him best
appreciated most. The late Noah Brooks, who had
been in California at the beginning of Clemens’s
career, and had witnessed the effect of his ridicule
before he had learned to temper it, once said to me
that he would rather have any one else in the world
down on him than Mark Twain. But as Clemens grew
older he grew more merciful, not to the wrong, but
to the men who were in it. The wrong was often
the source of his wildest drolling. He considered
it in such hopelessness of ever doing it justice that
his despair broke in laughter.
X.
I go back to that house in Hartford,
where I was so often a happy guest, with tenderness
for each of its endearing aspects. Over the chimney
in the library which had been cured of smoking by
so much art and science, Clemens had written in perennial
brass the words of Emerson, “The ornament of
a house is the friends who frequent it,” and
he gave his guests a welcome of the simplest and sweetest
cordiality: but I must not go aside to them from
my recollections of him, which will be of sufficient
garrulity, if I give them as fully as I wish.
The windows of the library looked northward from the
hillside above which the house stood, and over the
little valley with the stream in it, and they showed
the leaves of the trees that almost brushed them as
in a Claude Lorraine glass. To the eastward the
dining-room opened amply, and to the south there was
a wide hall, where the voices of friends made themselves
heard as they entered without ceremony and answered
his joyous hail. At the west was a little semicircular
conservatory of a pattern invented by Mrs. Harriet
Beecher Stowe, and adopted in most of the houses of
her kindly neighborhood. The plants were set
in the ground, and the flowering vines climbed up
the sides and overhung the roof above the silent spray
of a fountain companied by callas and other water-loving
lilies. There, while we breakfasted, Patrick
came in from the barn and sprinkled the pretty bower,
which poured out its responsive perfume in the delicate
accents of its varied blossoms. Breakfast was
Clemens’s best meal, and he sat longer at his
steak and coffee than at the courses of his dinner;
luncheon was nothing to him, unless, as might happen,
he made it his dinner, and reserved the later repast
as the occasion of walking up and down the room, and
discoursing at large on anything that came into his
head. Like most good talkers, he liked other people
to have their say; he did not talk them down; he stopped
instantly at another’s remark and gladly or
politely heard him through; he even made believe to
find suggestion or inspiration in what was said.
His children came to the table, as I have told, and
after dinner he was apt to join his fine tenor to
their trebles in singing.
Fully half our meetings were at my
house in Cambridge, where he made himself as much
at home as in Hartford. He would come ostensibly
to stay at the Parker House, in Boston, and take a
room, where he would light the gas and leave it burning,
after dressing, while he drove out to Cambridge and
stayed two or three days with us. Once, I suppose
it was after a lecture, he came in evening dress and
passed twenty-four hours with us in that guise, wearing
an overcoat to hide it when we went for a walk.
Sometimes he wore the slippers which he preferred to
shoes at home, and if it was muddy, as it was wont
to be in Cambridge, he would put a pair of rubbers
over them for our rambles. He liked the lawlessness
and our delight in allowing it, and he rejoiced in
the confession of his hostess, after we had once almost
worn ourselves out in our pleasure with the intense
talk, with the stories and the laughing, that his coming
almost killed her, but it was worth it.
In those days he was troubled with
sleeplessness, or, rather, with reluctant sleepiness,
and he had various specifics for promoting it.
At first it had been champagne just before going to
bed, and we provided that, but later he appeared from
Boston with four bottles of lager-beer under his arms;
lager-beer, he said now, was the only thing to make
you go to sleep, and we provided that. Still
later, on a visit I paid him at Hartford, I learned
that hot Scotch was the only soporific worth considering,
and Scotch-whiskey duly found its place on our sideboard.
One day, very long afterward, I asked him if he were
still taking hot Scotch to make him sleep. He
said he was not taking anything. For a while
he had found going to bed on the bath-room floor a
soporific; then one night he went to rest in his own
bed at ten o’clock, and had gone promptly to
sleep without anything. He had done the like with
the like effect ever since. Of course, it amused
him; there were few experiences of life, grave or
gay, which did not amuse him, even when they wronged
him.
He came on to Cambridge in April,
1875, to go with me to the centennial ceremonies at
Concord in celebration of the battle of the Minute
Men with the British troops a hundred years before.
We both had special invitations, including passage
from Boston; but I said, Why bother to go into Boston
when we could just as well take the train for Concord
at the Cambridge station? He equally decided
that it would be absurd; so we breakfasted deliberately,
and then walked to the station, reasoning of many
things as usual. When the train stopped, we found
it packed inside and out. People stood dense
on the platforms of the cars; to our startled eyes
they seemed to project from the windows, and unless
memory betrays me they lay strewn upon the roofs like
brakemen slain at the post of duty.
Whether this was really so or not,
it is certain that the train presented an impenetrable
front even to our imagination, and we left it to go
its way without the slightest effort to board.
We remounted the fame-worn steps of Porter’s
Station, and began exploring North Cambridge for some
means of transportation overland to Concord, for we
were that far on the road by which the British went
and came on the day of the battle. The liverymen
whom we appealed to received us, some with compassion,
some with derision, but in either mood convinced us
that we could not have hired a cat to attempt our
conveyance, much less a horse, or vehicle of any description.
It was a raw, windy day, very unlike the exceptionally
hot April day when the routed redcoats, pursued by
the Colonials, fled panting back to Boston, with “their
tongues hanging out like dogs,” but we could
not take due comfort in the vision of their discomfiture;
we could almost envy them, for they had at least got
to Concord. A swift procession of coaches, carriages,
and buggies, all going to Concord, passed us, inert
and helpless, on the sidewalk in the peculiarly cold
mud of North Cambridge. We began to wonder if
we might not stop one of them and bribe it to take
us, but we had not the courage to try, and Clemens
seized the opportunity to begin suffering with an acute
indigestion, which gave his humor a very dismal cast.
I felt keenly the shame of defeat, and the guilt of
responsibility for our failure, and when a gay party
of students came toward us on the top of a tally ho,
luxuriously empty inside, we felt that our chance
had come, and our last chance. He said that if
I would stop them and tell them who I was they would
gladly, perhaps proudly, give us passage; I contended
that if with his far vaster renown he would approach
them, our success would be assured. While we
stood, lost in this “contest of civilities,”
the coach passed us, with gay notes blown from the
horns of the students, and then Clemens started in
pursuit, encouraged with shouts from the merry party
who could not imagine who was trying to run them down,
to a rivalry in speed. The unequal match could
end only in one way, and I am glad I cannot recall
what he said when he came back to me. Since then
I have often wondered at the grief which would have
wrung those blithe young hearts if they could have
known that they might have had the company of Mark
Twain to Concord that day and did not.
We hung about, unavailingly, in the
bitter wind a while longer, and then slowly, very
slowly, made our way home. We wished to pass as
much time as possible, in order to give probability
to the deceit we intended to practise, for we could
not bear to own ourselves baffled in our boasted wisdom
of taking the train at Porter’s Station, and
had agreed to say that we had been to Concord and
got back. Even after coming home to my house,
we felt that our statement would be wanting in verisimilitude
without further delay, and we crept quietly into my
library, and made up a roaring fire on the hearth,
and thawed ourselves out in the heat of it before
we regained our courage for the undertaking. With
all these precautions we failed, for when our statement
was imparted to the proposed victim she instantly
pronounced it unreliable, and we were left with it
on our hands intact. I think the humor of this
situation was finally a greater pleasure to Clemens
than an actual visit to Concord would have been; only
a few weeks before his death he laughed our defeat
over with one of my family in Bermuda, and exulted
in our prompt detection.
XI.
From our joint experience in failing
I argue that Clemens’s affection for me must
have been great to enable him to condone in me the
final defection which was apt to be the end of our
enterprises. I have fancied that I presented
to him a surface of such entire trustworthiness that
he could not imagine the depths of unreliability beneath
it; and that never realizing it, he always broke through
with fresh surprise but unimpaired faith. He
liked, beyond all things, to push an affair to the
bitter end, and the end was never too bitter unless
it brought grief or harm to another. Once in
a telegraph office at a railway station he was treated
with such insolent neglect by the young lady in charge,
who was preoccupied in a flirtation with a “gentleman
friend,” that emulous of the public spirit which
he admired in the English, he told her he should report
her to her superiors, and (probably to her astonishment)
he did so. He went back to Hartford, and in due
time the poor girl came to me in, terror and in tears;
for I had abetted Clemens in his action, and had joined
my name to his in his appeal to the authorities.
She was threatened with dismissal unless she made
full apology to him and brought back assurance of
its acceptance. I felt able to give this, and,
of course, he eagerly approved; I think he telegraphed
his approval. Another time, some years afterward,
we sat down together in places near the end of a car,
and a brakeman came in looking for his official note-book.
Clemens found that he had sat down upon it, and handed
it to him; the man scolded him very abusively, and
came back again and again, still scolding him for
having no more sense than to sit down on a note-book.
The patience of Clemens in bearing it was so angelic
that I saw fit to comment, “I suppose you will
report this fellow.” “Yes,”
he answered, slowly and sadly. “That’s
what I should have done once. But now I remember
that he gets twenty dollars a month.”
Nothing could have been wiser, nothing
tenderer, and his humanity was not for humanity
alone. He abhorred the dull and savage joy of
the sportsman in a lucky shot, an unerring aim, and
once when I met him in the country he had just been
sickened by the success of a gunner in bringing down
a blackbird, and he described the poor, stricken,
glossy thing, how it lay throbbing its life out on
the grass, with such pity as he might have given a
wounded child. I find this a fit place to say
that his mind and soul were with those who do the
hard work of the world, in fear of those who give
them a chance for their livelihoods and underpay them
all they can. He never went so far in socialism
as I have gone, if he went that way at all, but he
was fascinated with Looking Backward and had Bellamy
to visit him; and from the first he had a luminous
vision of organized labor as the only present help
for working-men. He would show that side with
such clearness and such force that you could not say
anything in hopeful contradiction; he saw with that
relentless insight of his that with Unions was the
working-man’s only present hope of standing up
like a man against money and the power of it.
There was a time when I was afraid that his eyes were
a little holden from the truth; but in the very last
talk I heard from him I found that I was wrong, and
that this great humorist was as great a humanist as
ever. I wish that all the work-folk could know
this, and could know him their friend in life as he
was in literature; as he was in such a glorious gospel
of equality as the ‘Connecticut Yankee in King
Arthur’s Court.’
XII.
Whether I will or no I must let things
come into my story thoughtwise, as he would have let
them, for I cannot remember them in their order.
One night, while we were giving a party, he suddenly
stormed in with a friend of his and mine, Mr. Twichell,
and immediately began to eat and drink of our supper,
for they had come straight to our house from walking
to Boston, or so great a part of the way as to be
a-hungered and a-thirst. I can see him now as
he stood up in the midst of our friends, with his head
thrown back, and in his hand a dish of those escalloped
oysters without which no party in Cambridge was really
a party, exulting in the tale of his adventure, which
had abounded in the most original characters and amusing
incidents at every mile of their progress. They
had broken their journey with a night’s rest,
and they had helped themselves lavishly out by rail
in the last half; but still it had been a mighty walk
to do in two days. Clemens was a great walker,
in those years, and was always telling of his tramps
with Mr. Twichell to Talcott’s Tower, ten miles
out of Hartford. As he walked of course he talked,
and of course he smoked. Whenever he had been
a few days with us, the whole house had to be aired,
for he smoked all over it from breakfast to bedtime.
He always went to bed with a cigar in his mouth, and
sometimes, mindful of my fire insurance, I went up
and took it away, still burning, after he had fallen
asleep. I do not know how much a man may smoke
and live, but apparently he smoked as much as a man
could, for he smoked incessantly.
He did not care much to meet people,
as I fancied, and we were greedy of him for ourselves;
he was precious to us; and I would not have exposed
him to the critical edge of that Cambridge acquaintance
which might not have appreciated him at, say, his
transatlantic value. In America his popularity
was as instant as it was vast. But it must be
acknowledged that for a much longer time here than
in England polite learning hesitated his praise.
In England rank, fashion, and culture rejoiced in
him. Lord mayors, lord chief justices, and magnates
of many kinds were his hosts; he was desired in country
houses, and his bold genius captivated the favor of
periodicals which spurned the rest of our nation.
But in his own country it was different. In proportion
as people thought themselves refined they questioned
that quality which all recognize in him now, but which
was then the inspired knowledge of the simple-hearted
multitude. I went with him to see Longfellow,
but I do not think Longfellow made much of him, and
Lowell made less. He stopped as if with the long
Semitic curve of Clemens’s nose, which in the
indulgence of his passion for finding every one more
or less a Jew he pronounced unmistakably racial.
It was two of my most fastidious Cambridge friends
who accepted him with the English, the European entirety namely,
Charles Eliot Norton and Professor Francis J. Child.
Norton was then newly back from a long sojourn abroad,
and his judgments were delocalized. He met Clemens
as if they had both been in England, and rejoiced in
his bold freedom from environment, and in the rich
variety and boundless reach of his talk. Child
was of a personal liberty as great in its fastidious
way as that of Clemens himself, and though he knew
him only at second hand, he exulted in the most audacious
instance of his grotesquery, as I shall have to tell
by-and-by, almost solely. I cannot say just why
Clemens seemed not to hit the favor of our community
of scribes and scholars, as Bret Harte had done, when
he came on from California, and swept them before
him, disrupting their dinners and delaying their lunches
with impunity; but it is certain he did not, and I
had better say so.
I am surprised to find from the bibliographical
authorities that it was so late as 1875 when he came
with the manuscript of Tom Sawyer, and asked me to
read it, as a friend and critic, and not as an editor.
I have an impression that this was at Mrs. Clemens’s
instance in his own uncertainty about printing it.
She trusted me, I can say with a satisfaction few
things now give me, to be her husband’s true
and cordial adviser, and I was so. I believe
I never failed him in this part, though in so many
of our enterprises and projects I was false as water
through my temperamental love of backing out of any
undertaking. I believe this never ceased to astonish
him, and it has always astonished me; it appears to
me quite out of character; though it is certain that
an undertaking, when I have entered upon it, holds
me rather than I it. But however this immaterial
matter may be, I am glad to remember that I thoroughly
liked Tom Sawyer, and said so with every possible
amplification. Very likely, I also made my suggestions
for its improvement; I could not have been a real
critic without that; and I have no doubt they were
gratefully accepted and, I hope, never acted upon.
I went with him to the horse-car station in Harvard
Square, as my frequent wont was, and put him aboard
a car with his Ms. in his hand, stayed and reassured,
so far as I counted, concerning it. I do not
know what his misgivings were; perhaps they were his
wife’s misgivings, for she wished him to be known
not only for the wild and boundless humor that was
in him, but for the beauty and tenderness and “natural
piety”; and she would not have had him judged
by a too close fidelity to the rude conditions of
Tom Sawyer’s life. This is the meaning
that I read into the fact of his coming to me with
those doubts.
XIII.
Clemens had then and for many years
the habit of writing to me about what he was doing,
and still more of what he was experiencing. Nothing
struck his imagination, in or out of the daily routine,
but he wished to write me of it, and he wrote with
the greatest fulness and a lavish dramatization, sometimes
to the length of twenty or forty pages, so that I
have now perhaps fifteen hundred pages of his letters.
They will no doubt some day be published, but I am
not even referring to them in these records, which
I think had best come to the reader with an old man’s
falterings and uncertainties. With his frequent
absences and my own abroad, and the intrusion of calamitous
cares, the rich tide of his letters was more and more
interrupted. At times it almost ceased, and then
it would come again, a torrent. In the very last
weeks of his life he burst forth, and, though too
weak himself to write, he dictated his rage with me
for recommending to him a certain author whose truthfulness
he could not deny, but whom he hated for his truthfulness
to sordid and ugly conditions. At heart Clemens
was romantic, and he would have had the world of fiction
stately and handsome and whatever the real world was
not; but he was not romanticistic, and he was too helplessly
an artist not to wish his own work to show life as
he had seen it. I was preparing to rap him back
for these letters when I read that he had got home
to die; he would have liked the rapping back.
He liked coming to Boston, especially
for those luncheons and dinners in which the fertile
hospitality of our publisher, Osgood, abounded.
He dwelt equidistant from Boston and New York, and
he had special friends in New York, but he said he
much preferred coming to Boston; of late years he
never went there, and he had lost the habit of it long
before he came home from Europe to live in New York.
At these feasts, which were often of after-dinner-speaking
measure, he could always be trusted for something
of amazing delightfulness. Once, when Osgood could
think of no other occasion for a dinner, he gave himself
a birthday dinner, and asked his friends and authors.
The beautiful and splendid trooper-like blaring was
there, and I recall how in the long, rambling speech
in which Clemens went round the table hitting every
head at it, and especially visiting Osgood with thanks
for his ingenious pretext for our entertainment, he
congratulated blaring upon his engineering genius and
his hypnotic control of municipal governments.
He said that if there was a plan for draining a city
at a cost of a million, by seeking the level of the
water in the down-hill course of the sewers, blaring
would come with a plan to drain that town up-hill
at twice the cost and carry it through the Common
Council without opposition. It is hard to say
whether the time was gladder at these dinners, or
at the small lunches at which Osgood and Aldrich and
I foregathered with him and talked the afternoon away
till well toward the winter twilight.
He was a great figure, and the principal
figure, at one of the first of the now worn-out Authors’
Readings, which was held in the Boston Museum to aid
a Longfellow memorial. It was the late George
Parsons Lathrop (everybody seems to be late in these
sad days) who imagined the reading, but when it came
to a price for seats I can always claim the glory of
fixing it at five dollars. The price if not the
occasion proved irresistible, and the museum was packed
from the floor to the topmost gallery. Norton
presided, and when it came Clemens’s turn to
read he introduced him with such exquisite praises
as he best knew how to give, but before he closed
he fell a prey to one of those lapses of tact which
are the peculiar peril of people of the greatest tact.
He was reminded of Darwin’s delight in Mark
Twain, and how when he came from his long day’s
exhausting study, and sank into bed at midnight, he
took up a volume of Mark Twain, whose books he always
kept on a table beside him, and whatever had been
his tormenting problem, or excess of toil, he felt
secure of a good night’s rest from it. A
sort of blank ensued which Clemens filled in the only
possible way. He said he should always be glad
that he had contributed to the repose of that great
man, whom science owed so much, and then without waiting
for the joy in every breast to burst forth, he began
to read. It was curious to watch his triumph
with the house. His carefully studied effects
would reach the first rows in the orchestra first,
and ripple in laughter back to the standees against
the wall, and then with a fine resurgence come again
to the rear orchestra seats, and so rise from gallery
to gallery till it fell back, a cataract of applause
from the topmost rows of seats. He was such a
practised speaker that he knew all the stops of that
simple instrument man, and there is no doubt that
these results were accurately intended from his unerring
knowledge. He was the most consummate public
performer I ever saw, and it was an incomparable pleasure
to hear him lecture; on the platform he was the great
and finished actor which he probably would not have
been on the stage. He was fond of private theatricals,
and liked to play in them with his children and their
friends, in dramatizations of such stories of his as
’The Prince and the Pauper;’ but I never
saw him in any of these scenes. When he read his
manuscript to you, it was with a thorough, however
involuntary, recognition of its dramatic qualities;
he held that an actor added fully half to the character
the author created. With my own hurried and half-hearted
reading of passages which I wished to try on him from
unprinted chapters (say, out of ‘The Undiscovered
Country’ or ’A Modern Instance’)
he said frankly that my reading could spoil anything.
He was realistic, but he was essentially histrionic,
and he was rightly so. What we have strongly
conceived we ought to make others strongly imagine,
and we ought to use every genuine art to that end.
XIV.
There came a time when the lecturing
which had been the joy of his prime became his loathing,
loathing unutterable, and when he renounced it with
indescribable violence. Yet he was always hankering
for those fleshpots whose savor lingered on his palate
and filled his nostrils after his withdrawal from
the platform. The Authors’ Readings when
they had won their brief popularity abounded in suggestion
for him. Reading from one’s book was not
so bad as giving a lecture written for a lecture’s
purpose, and he was willing at last to compromise.
He had a magnificent scheme for touring the country
with Aldrich and Mr. G. W. Cable and myself, in a
private car, with a cook of our own, and every facility
for living on the fat of the land. We should
read only four times a week, in an entertainment that
should not last more than an hour and a half.
He would be the impresario, and would guarantee us
others at least seventy-five dollars a day, and pay
every expense of the enterprise, which he provisionally
called the Circus, himself. But Aldrich and I
were now no longer in those earlier thirties when we
so cheerfully imagined ‘Memorable Murders’
for subscription publication; we both abhorred public
appearances, and, at any rate, I was going to Europe
for a year. So the plan fell through except as
regarded Mr. Cable, who, in his way, was as fine a
performer as Clemens, and could both read and sing
the matter of his books. On a far less stupendous
scale they two made the rounds of the great lecturing
circuit together. But I believe a famous lecture-manager
had charge of them and travelled with them.
He was a most sanguine man, a most
amiable person, and such a believer in fortune that
Clemens used to say of him, as he said of one of his
early publishers, that you could rely upon fifty per
cent. of everything he promised. I myself many
years later became a follower of this hopeful prophet,
and I can testify that in my case at least he was able
to keep ninety-nine, and even a hundred, per cent.
of his word. It was I who was much nearer failing
of mine, for I promptly began to lose sleep from the
nervous stress of my lecturing and from the gratifying
but killing receptions afterward, and I was truly
in that state from insomnia which Clemens recognized
in the brief letter I got from him in the Western
city, after half a dozen wakeful nights. He sardonically
congratulated me on having gone into “the lecture
field,” and then he said: “I know
where you are now. You are in hell.”
It was this perdition which he re-entered
when he undertook that round-the-world lecturing tour
for the payment of the debts left to him by the bankruptcy
of his firm in the publishing business. It was
not purely perdition for him, or, rather, it was perdition
for only one-half of him, the author-half; for the
actor-half it was paradise. The author who takes
up lecturing without the ability to give histrionic
support to the literary reputation which he brings
to the crude test of his reader’s eyes and ears,
invokes a peril and a misery unknown to the lecturer
who has made his first public from the platform.
Clemens was victorious on the platform from the beginning,
and it would be folly to pretend that he did not exult
in his triumphs there. But I suppose, with the
wearing nerves of middle life, he hated more and more
the personal swarming of interest upon him, and all
the inevitable clatter of the thing. Yet he faced
it, and he labored round our tiresome globe that he
might pay the uttermost farthing of debts which he
had not knowingly contracted, the debts of his partners
who had meant well and done ill, not because they
were evil, but because they were unwise, and as unfit
for their work as he was. “Pay what thou
owest.” That is right, even when thou owest
it by the error of others, and even when thou owest
it to a bank, which had not lent it from love of thee,
but in the hard line of business and thy need.
Clemens’s behavior in this matter
redounded to his glory among the nations of the whole
earth, and especially in this nation, so wrapped in
commerce and so little used to honor among its many
thieves. He had behaved like Walter Scott, as
millions rejoiced to know, who had not known how Walter
Scott had behaved till they knew it was like Clemens.
No doubt it will be put to his credit in the books
of the Recording Angel, but what the Judge of all
the Earth will say of it at the Last Day there is
no telling. I should not be surprised if He accounted
it of less merit than some other things that Clemens
did and was: less than his abhorrence of the
Spanish War, and the destruction of the South-African
republics, and our deceit of the Filipinos, and his
hate of slavery, and his payment of his portion of
our race’s debt to the race of the colored student
whom he saw through college, and his support of a poor
artist for three years in Paris, and his loan of opportunity
to the youth who became the most brilliant of our
actor-dramatists, and his eager pardon of the thoughtless
girl who was near paying the penalty of her impertinence
with the loss of her place, and his remembering that
the insolent brakeman got so few dollars a month,
and his sympathy for working-men standing up to money
in their Unions, and even his pity for the wounded
bird throbbing out its little life on the grass for
the pleasure of the cruel fool who shot it. These
and the thousand other charities and beneficences in
which he abounded, openly or secretly, may avail him
more than the discharge of his firm’s liabilities
with the Judge of all the Earth, who surely will do
right, but whose measures and criterions no man knows,
and I least of all men.
He made no great show of sympathy
with people in their anxieties, but it never failed,
and at a time when I lay sick for many weeks his letters
were of comfort to those who feared I might not rise
again. His hand was out in help for those who
needed help, and in kindness for those who needed
kindness. There remains in my mind the dreary
sense of a long, long drive to the uttermost bounds
of the South End at Boston, where he went to call
upon some obscure person whose claim stretched in a
lengthening chain from his early days in Missouri a
most inadequate person, in whose vacuity the gloom
of the dull day deepened till it was almost too deep
for tears. He bore the ordeal with grim heroism,
and silently smoked away the sense of it, as we drove
back to Cambridge, in his slippered feet, sombrely
musing, sombrely swearing. But he knew he had
done the right, the kind thing, and he was content.
He came the whole way from Hartford to go with me
to a friendless play of mine, which Alessandro Salvini
was giving in a series of matinées to houses never
enlarging themselves beyond the count of the brave
two hundred who sat it through, and he stayed my fainting
spirit with a cheer beyond flagons, joining me in
my joke at the misery of it, and carrying the fun farther.
Before that he had come to witness
the aesthetic suicide of Anna Dickinson, who had been
a flaming light of the political platform in the war
days, and had been left by them consuming in a hapless
ambition for the theatre. The poor girl had had
a play written especially for her, and as Anne Boleyn
she ranted and exhorted through the five acts, drawing
ever nearer the utter defeat of the anticlimax.
We could hardly look at each other for pity, Clemens
sitting there in the box he had taken, with his shaggy
head out over the corner and his slippered feet curled
under him: he either went to a place in his slippers
or he carried them with him, and put them on as soon
as he could put off his boots. When it was so
that we could not longer follow her failure and live,
he began to talk of the absolute close of her career
which the thing was, and how probably she had no conception
that it was the end. He philosophized the mercifulness
of the fact, and of the ignorance of most of us, when
mortally sick or fatally wounded. We think it
is not the end, because we have never ended before,
and we do not see how we can end. Some can push
by the awful hour and live again, but for Anna Dickinson
there could be, and was, no such palingenesis.
Of course we got that solemn joy out of reading her
fate aright which is the compensation of the wise spectator
in witnessing the inexorable doom of others.
XV.
When Messrs. Houghton & Mifflin became
owners of The Atlantic Monthly, Mr. Houghton fancied
having some breakfasts and dinners, which should bring
the publisher and the editor face to face with the
contributors, who were bidden from far and near.
Of course, the subtle fiend of advertising, who has
now grown so unblushing bold, lurked under the covers
at these banquets, and the junior partner and the young
editor had their joint and separate fine anguishes
of misgiving as to the taste and the principle of
them; but they were really very simple-hearted and
honestly meant hospitalities, and they prospered as
they ought, and gave great pleasure and no pain.
I forget some of the “emergent occasions,”
but I am sure of a birthday dinner most unexpectedly
accepted by Whittier, and a birthday luncheon to Mrs.
Stowe, and I think a birthday dinner to Longfellow;
but the passing years have left me in the dark as
to the pretext of that supper at which Clemens made
his awful speech, and came so near being the death
of us all. At the breakfasts and luncheons we
had the pleasure of our lady contributors’ company,
but that night there were only men, and because of
our great strength we survived.
I suppose the year was about 1879,
but here the almanac is unimportant, and I can only
say that it was after Clemens had become a very valued
contributor of the magazine, where he found himself
to his own great explicit satisfaction. He had
jubilantly accepted our invitation, and had promised
a speech, which it appeared afterward he had prepared
with unusual care and confidence. It was his
custom always to think out his speeches, mentally
wording them, and then memorizing them by a peculiar
system of mnemonics which he had invented. On
the dinner-table a certain succession of knife, spoon,
salt-cellar, and butter-plate symbolized a train of
ideas, and on the billiard-table a ball, a cue, and
a piece of chalk served the same purpose. With
a diagram of these printed on the brain he had full
command of the phrases which his excogitation had
attached to them, and which embodied the ideas in perfect
form. He believed he had been particularly fortunate
in his notion for the speech of that evening, and
he had worked it out in joyous self-reliance.
It was the notion of three tramps, three deadbeats,
visiting a California mining-camp, and imposing themselves
upon the innocent miners as respectively Ralph Waldo
Emerson, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, and Oliver Wendell,
Holmes. The humor of the conception must prosper
or must fail according to the mood of the hearer,
but Clemens felt sure of compelling this to sympathy,
and he looked forward to an unparalleled triumph.
But there were two things that he
had not taken into account. One was the species
of religious veneration in which these men were held
by those nearest them, a thing that I should not be
able to realize to people remote from them in time
and place. They were men of extraordinary dignity,
of the thing called presence, for want of some clearer
word, so that no one could well approach them in a
personally light or trifling spirit. I do not
suppose that anybody more truly valued them or more
piously loved them than Clemens himself, but the intoxication
of his fancy carried him beyond the bounds of that
regard, and emboldened him to the other thing which
he had not taken into account-namely, the immense
hazard of working his fancy out before their faces,
and expecting them to enter into the delight of it.
If neither Emerson, nor Longfellow, nor Holmes had
been there, the scheme might possibly have carried,
but even this is doubtful, for those who so devoutly
honored them would have overcome their horror with
difficulty, and perhaps would not have overcome it
at all.
The publisher, with a modesty very
ungrateful to me, had abdicated his office of host,
and I was the hapless president, fulfilling the abhorred.
function of calling people to their feet and making
them speak. When I came to Clemens I introduced
him with the cordial admiring I had for him as one
of my greatest contributors and dearest friends.
Here, I said, in sum, was a humorist who never left
you hanging your head for having enjoyed his joke;
and then the amazing mistake, the bewildering blunder,
the cruel catastrophe was upon us. I believe that
after the scope of the burlesque made itself clear,
there was no one there, including the burlesquer himself,
who was not smitten with a desolating dismay.
There fell a silence, weighing many tons to the square
inch, which deepened from moment to moment, and was
broken only by the hysterical and blood-curdling laughter
of a single guest, whose name shall not be handed
down to infamy. Nobody knew whether to look at
the speaker or down at his plate. I chose my
plate as the least affliction, and so I do not know
how Clemens looked, except when I stole a glance at
him, and saw him standing solitary amid his appalled
and appalling listeners, with his joke dead on his
hands. From a first glance at the great three
whom his jest had made its theme, I was aware of Longfellow
sitting upright, and regarding the humorist with an
air of pensive puzzle, of Holmes busily writing on
his menu, with a well-feigned effect of preoccupation,
and of Emerson, holding his elbows, and listening
with a sort of Jovian oblivion of this nether world
in that lapse of memory which saved him in those later
years from so much bother. Clemens must have dragged
his joke to the climax and left it there, but I cannot
say this from any sense of the fact. Of what
happened afterward at the table where the immense,
the wholly innocent, the truly unimagined affront
was offered, I have no longer the least remembrance.
I next remember being in a room of the hotel, where
Clemens was not to sleep, but to toss in despair, and
Charles Dudley Warner’s saying, in the gloom,
“Well, Mark, you’re a funny fellow.”
It was as well as anything else he could have said,
but Clemens seemed unable to accept the tribute.
I stayed the night with him, and the
next morning, after a haggard breakfast, we drove
about and he made some purchases of bric-a-brac
for his house in Hartford, with a soul as far away
from bric-a-brac as ever the soul of man was.
He went home by an early train, and he lost no time
in writing back to the three divine personalities which
he had so involuntarily seemed to flout. They
all wrote back to him, making it as light for him
as they could. I have heard that Emerson was a
good deal mystified, and in his sublime forgetfulness
asked, Who was this gentleman who appeared to think
he had offered him some sort of annoyance! But
I am not sure that this is accurate. What I am
sure of is that Longfellow, a few days after, in my
study, stopped before a photograph of Clemens and
said, “Ah, he is a wag!” and nothing more.
Holmes told me, with deep emotion, such as a brother
humorist might well feel, that he had not lost an
instant in replying to Clemens’s letter, and
assuring him that there had not been the least offence,
and entreating him never to think of the matter again.
“He said that he was a fool, but he was God’s
fool,” Holmes quoted from the letter, with a
true sense of the pathos and the humor of the self-abasement.
To me Clemens wrote a week later,
“It doesn’t get any better; it burns like
fire.” But now I understand that it was
not shame that burnt, but rage for a blunder which
he had so incredibly committed. That to have
conceived of those men, the most dignified in our literature,
our civilization, as impersonable by three hoboes,
and then to have imagined that he could ask them personally
to enjoy the monstrous travesty, was a break, he saw
too late, for which there was no repair. Yet the
time came, and not so very long afterward, when some
mention was made of the incident as a mistake, and
he said, with all his fierceness, “But I don’t
admit that it was a mistake,” and it was not
so in the minds of all witnesses at second hand.
The morning after the dreadful dinner there came a
glowing note from Professor Child, who had read the
newspaper report of it, praising Clemens’s burlesque
as the richest piece of humor in the world, and betraying
no sense of incongruity in its perpetration in the
presence of its victims. I think it must always
have ground in Clemens’s soul, that he was the
prey of circumstances, and that if he had some more
favoring occasion he could retrieve his loss in it
by giving the thing the right setting. Not more
than two or three years ago, he came to try me as
to trying it again at a meeting of newspaper men in
Washington. I had to own my fears, while I alleged
Child’s note on the other hand, but in the end
he did not try it with the newspaper men. I do
not know whether he has ever printed it or not, but
since the thing happened I have often wondered how
much offence there really was in it. I am not
sure but the horror of the spectators read more indignation
into the subjects of the hapless drolling than they
felt. But it must have been difficult for them
to bear it with equanimity. To be sure, they
were not themselves mocked; the joke was, of course,
beside them; nevertheless, their personality was trifled
with, and I could only end by reflecting that if I
had been in their place I should not have liked it
myself. Clemens would have liked it himself, for
he had the heart for that sort of wild play, and he
so loved a joke that even if it took the form of a
liberty, and was yet a good joke, he would have loved
it. But perhaps this burlesque was not a good
joke.
XVI.
Clemens was oftenest at my house in
Cambridge, but he was also sometimes at my house in
Belmont; when, after a year in Europe, we went to live
in Boston, he was more rarely with us. We could
never be long together without something out of the
common happening, and one day something far out of
the common happened, which fortunately refused the
nature of absolute tragedy, while remaining rather
the saddest sort of comedy. We were looking out
of my library window on that view of the Charles which
I was so proud of sharing with my all-but-next-door
neighbor, Doctor Holmes, when another friend who was
with us called out with curiously impersonal interest,
“Oh, see that woman getting into the water!”
This would have excited curiosity and alarmed anxiety
far less lively than ours, and Clemens and I rushed
downstairs and out through my basement and back gate.
At the same time a coachman came out of a stable next
door, and grappled by the shoulders a woman who was
somewhat deliberately getting down the steps to the
water over the face of the embankment. Before
we could reach them he had pulled her up to the driveway,
and stood holding her there while she crazily grieved
at her rescue. As soon as he saw us he went back
into his stable, and left us with the poor wild creature
on our hands. She was not very young and not very
pretty, and we could not have flattered ourselves
with the notion of anything romantic in her suicidal
mania, but we could take her on the broad human level,
and on this we proposed to escort her up Beacon Street
till we could give her into the keeping of one of
those kindly policemen whom our neighborhood knew.
Naturally there was no policeman known to us or unknown
the whole way to the Public Garden. We had to
circumvent our charge in her present design of drowning
herself, and walk her past the streets crossing Beacon
to the river. At these points it needed considerable
reasoning to overcome her wish and some active manoeuvring
in both of us to enforce our arguments. Nobody
else appeared to be interested, and though we did
not court publicity in the performance of the duty
so strangely laid upon us, still it was rather disappointing
to be so entirely ignored.
There are some four or five crossings
to the river between 302 Beacon Street and the Public
Garden, and the suggestions at our command were pretty
well exhausted by the time we reached it. Still
the expected policeman was nowhere in sight; but a
brilliant thought occurred to Clemens. He asked
me where the nearest police station was, and when I
told him, he started off at his highest speed, leaving
me in sole charge of our hapless ward. All my
powers of suasion were now taxed to the utmost, and
I began attracting attention as a short, stout gentleman
in early middle life endeavoring to distrain a respectable
female of her personal liberty, when his accomplice
had abandoned him to his wicked design. After
a much longer time than I thought I should have taken
to get a policeman from the station, Clemens reappeared
in easy conversation with an officer who had probably
realized that he was in the company of Mark Twain,
and was in no hurry to end the interview. He took
possession of our captive, and we saw her no more.
I now wonder that with our joint instinct for failure
we ever got rid of her; but I am sure we did, and
few things in life have given me greater relief.
When we got back to my house we found the friend we
had left there quite unruffled and not much concerned
to know the facts of our adventure. My impression
is that he had been taking a nap on my lounge; he
appeared refreshed and even gay; but if I am inexact
in these details he is alive to refute me.
XVII.
A little after this Clemens went abroad
with his family, and lived several years in Germany.
His letters still came, but at longer intervals, and
the thread of our intimate relations was inevitably
broken. He would write me when something I had
written pleased him, or when something signal occurred
to him, or some political or social outrage stirred
him to wrath, and he wished to free his mind in pious
profanity. During this sojourn he came near dying
of pneumonia in Berlin, and he had slight relapses
from it after coming home. In Berlin also he
had the honor of dining with the German Emperor at
the table of a cousin married to a high officer of
the court. Clemens was a man to enjoy such a
distinction; he knew how to take it as a delegated
recognition from the German people; but as coming from
a rather cockahoop sovereign who had as yet only his
sovereignty to value himself upon, he was not very
proud of it. He expressed a quiet disdain of the
event as between the imperiality and himself, on whom
it was supposed to confer such glory, crowning his
life with the topmost leaf of laurel. He was in
the same mood in his account of an English dinner many
years before, where there was a “little Scotch
lord” present, to whom the English tacitly referred
Clemens’s talk, and laughed when the lord laughed,
and were grave when he failed to smile. Of all
the men I have known he was the farthest from a snob,
though he valued recognition, and liked the flattery
of the fashionable fair when it came in his way.
He would not go out of his way for it, but like most
able and brilliant men he loved the minds of women,
their wit, their agile cleverness, their sensitive
perception, their humorous appreciation, the saucy
things they would say, and their pretty, temerarious
defiances. He had, of course, the keenest sense
of what was truly dignified and truly undignified in
people; but he was not really interested in what we
call society affairs; they scarcely existed for him,
though his books witness how he abhorred the dreadful
fools who through some chance of birth or wealth hold
themselves different from other men.
Commonly he did not keep things to
himself, especially dislikes and condemnations.
Upon most current events he had strong opinions, and
he uttered them strongly. After a while he was
silent in them, but if you tried him you found him
in them still. He was tremendously worked up by
a certain famous trial, as most of us were who lived
in the time of it. He believed the accused guilty,
but when we met some months after it was over, and
I tempted him to speak his mind upon it, he would only
say. The man had suffered enough; as if the man
had expiated his wrong, and he was not going to do
anything to renew his penalty. I found that very
curious, very delicate. His continued blame could
not come to the sufferer’s knowledge, but he
felt it his duty to forbear it.
He was apt to wear himself out in
the vehemence of his resentments; or, he had so spent
himself in uttering them that he had literally nothing
more to say. You could offer Clemens offences
that would anger other men and he did not mind; he
would account for them from human nature; but if he
thought you had in any way played him false you were
anathema and maranatha forever. Yet not
forever, perhaps, for by and-by, after years, he would
be silent. There were two men, half a generation
apart in their succession, whom he thought equally
atrocious in their treason to him, and of whom he
used to talk terrifyingly, even after they were out
of the world. He went farther than Heine, who
said that he forgave his enemies, but not till they
were dead. Clemens did not forgive his dead enemies;
their death seemed to deepen their crimes, like a base
evasion, or a cowardly attempt to escape; he pursued
them to the grave; he would like to dig them up and
take vengeance upon their clay. So he said, but
no doubt he would not have hurt them if he had had
them living before him. He was generous without
stint; he trusted without measure, but where his generosity
was abused, or his trust betrayed, he was a fire of
vengeance, a consuming flame of suspicion that no
sprinkling of cool patience from others could quench;
it had to burn itself out. He was eagerly and
lavishly hospitable, but if a man seemed willing to
batten on him, or in any way to lie down upon him,
Clemens despised him unutterably. In his frenzies
of resentment or suspicion he would not, and doubtless
could not, listen to reason. But if between the
paroxysms he were confronted with the facts he would
own them, no matter how much they told against him.
At one period he fancied that a certain newspaper was
hounding him with biting censure and poisonous paragraphs,
and he was filling himself up with wrath to be duly
discharged on the editor’s head. Later,
he wrote me with a humorous joy in his mistake that
Warner had advised him to have the paper watched for
these injuries. He had done so, and how many
mentions of him did I reckon he had found in three
months? Just two, and they were rather indifferent
than unfriendly. So the paper was acquitted,
and the editor’s life was spared. The wretch
never knew how near he was to losing it, with incredible
preliminaries of obloquy, and a subsequent devotion
to lasting infamy.
His memory for favors was as good
as for injuries, and he liked to return your friendliness
with as loud a band of music as could be bought or
bribed for the occasion. All that you had to do
was to signify that you wanted his help. When
my father was consul at Toronto during Arthur’s
administration, he fancied that his place was in danger,
and he appealed to me. In turn I appealed to
Clemens, bethinking myself of his friendship with
Grant and Grant’s friendship with Arthur.
I asked him to write to Grant in my father’s
behalf, but No, he answered me, I must come to Hartford,
and we would go on to New York together and see Grant
personally. This was before, and long before,
Clemens became Grant’s publisher and splendid
benefactor, but the men liked each other as such men
could not help doing. Clemens made the appointment,
and we went to find Grant in his business office,
that place where his business innocence was afterward
so betrayed. He was very simple and very cordial,
and I was instantly the more at home with him, because
his voice was the soft, rounded, Ohio River accent
to which my years were earliest used from my steamboating
uncles, my earliest heroes. When I stated my
business he merely said, Oh no; that must not be; he
would write to Mr. Arthur; and he did so that day;
and my father lived to lay down his office, when he
tired of it, with no urgence from above.
It is not irrelevant to Clemens to
say that Grant seemed to like finding himself in company
with two literary men, one of whom at least he could
make sure of, and unlike that silent man he was reputed,
he talked constantly, and so far as he might he talked
literature. At least he talked of John Phoenix,
that delightfulest of the early Pacific Slope humorists,
whom he had known under his real name of George H.
Derby, when they were fellow-cadets at West Point.
It was mighty pretty, as Pepys would say, to see the
delicate deference Clemens paid our plain hero, and
the manly respect with which he listened. While
Grant talked, his luncheon was brought in from some
unassuming restaurant near by, and he asked us to
join him in the baked beans and coffee which were served
us in a little room out of the office with about the
same circumstance as at a railroad refreshment-counter.
The baked beans and coffee were of about the railroad-refreshment
quality; but eating them with Grant was like sitting
down to baked beans and coffee with Julius Cæsar,
or Alexander, or some other great Plutarchan captain.
One of the highest satisfactions of Clemens’s
often supremely satisfactory life was his relation
to Grant. It was his proud joy to tell how he
found Grant about to sign a contract for his book
on certainly very good terms, and said to him that
he would himself publish the book and give him a percentage
three times as large. He said Grant seemed to
doubt whether he could honorably withdraw from the
negotiation at that point, but Clemens overbore his
scruples, and it was his unparalleled privilege, his
princely pleasure, to pay the author a far larger
check for his work than had ever been paid to an author
before. He valued even more than this splendid
opportunity the sacred moments in which their business
brought him into the presence of the slowly dying,
heroically living man whom he was so befriending; and
he told me in words which surely lost none of their
simple pathos through his report how Grant described
his suffering.
The prosperity, of this venture was
the beginning of Clemens’s adversity, for it
led to excesses of enterprise which were forms of dissipation.
The young sculptor who had come back to him from Paris
modelled a small bust of Grant, which Clemens multiplied
in great numbers to his great loss, and the success
of Grant’s book tempted him to launch on publishing
seas where his bark presently foundered. The
first and greatest of his disasters was the Life of
Pope Leo XIII, which he came to tell me of, when he
had imagined it, in a sort of delirious exultation.
He had no words in which to paint the magnificence
of the project, or to forecast its colossal success.
It would have a currency bounded only by the number
of Catholics in Christendom. It would be translated
into every language which was anywhere written or
printed; it would be circulated literally in every
country of the globe, and Clemens’s book agents
would carry the prospectuses and then the bound copies
of the work to the ends of the whole earth. Not
only would every Catholic buy it, but every Catholic
must, as he was a good Catholic, as he hoped to be
saved. It was a magnificent scheme, and it captivated
me, as it had captivated Clemens; it dazzled us both,
and neither of us saw the fatal defect in it.
We did not consider how often Catholics could not read,
how often when they could, they might not wish to
read. The event proved that whether they could
read or not the immeasurable majority did not wish
to read the life of the Pope, though it was written
by a dignitary of the Church and issued to the world
with every sanction from the Vatican. The failure
was incredible to Clemens; his sanguine soul was utterly
confounded, and soon a silence fell upon it where it
had been so exuberantly jubilant.
XIX.
The occasions which brought us to
New York together were not nearly so frequent as those
which united us in Boston, but there was a dinner given
him by a friend which remains memorable from the fatuity
of two men present, so different in everything but
their fatuity. One was the sweet old comedian
Billy Florence, who was urging the unsuccessful dramatist
across the table to write him a play about Oliver Cromwell,
and giving the reasons why he thought himself peculiarly
fitted to portray the character of Cromwell.
The other was a modestly millioned rich man who was
then only beginning to amass the moneys afterward heaped
so high, and was still in the condition to be flattered
by the condescension of a yet greater millionaire.
His contribution to our gaiety was the verbatim report
of a call he had made upon William H. Vanderbilt, whom
he had found just about starting out of town, with
his trunks actually in the front hall, but who had
stayed to receive the narrator. He had, in fact,
sat down on one of the trunks, and talked with the
easiest friendliness, and quite, we were given to
infer, like an ordinary human being. Clemens
often kept on with some thread of the talk when we
came away from a dinner, but now he was silent, as
if “high sorrowful and cloyed”; and it
was not till well afterward that I found he had noted
the facts from the bitterness with which he mocked
the rich man, and the pity he expressed for the actor.
He had begun before that to amass
those evidences against mankind which eventuated with
him in his theory of what he called “the damned
human race.” This was not an expression
of piety, but of the kind contempt to which he was
driven by our follies and iniquities as he had observed
them in himself as well as in others. It was
as mild a misanthropy, probably, as ever caressed
the objects of its malediction. But I believe
it was about the year 1900 that his sense of our perdition
became insupportable and broke out in a mixed abhorrence
and amusement which spared no occasion, so that I
could quite understand why Mrs. Clemens should have
found some compensation, when kept to her room by sickness,
in the reflection that now she should not hear so
much about “the damned human race.”
He told of that with the same wild joy that he told
of overhearing her repetition of one of his most inclusive
profanities, and her explanation that she meant him
to hear it so that he might know how it sounded.
The contrast of the lurid blasphemy with her heavenly
whiteness should have been enough to cure any one less
grounded than he in what must be owned was as fixed
a habit as smoking with him. When I first knew
him he rarely vented his fury in that sort, and I fancy
he was under a promise to her which he kept sacred
till the wear and tear of his nerves with advancing
years disabled him. Then it would be like him
to struggle with himself till he could struggle no
longer and to ask his promise back, and it would be
like her to give it back. His profanity was the
heritage of his boyhood and young manhood in social
conditions and under the duress of exigencies in which
everybody swore about as impersonally as he smoked.
It is best to recognize the fact of it, and I do so
the more readily because I cannot suppose the Recording
Angel really minded it much more than that Guardian.
Angel of his. It probably grieved them about
equally, but they could equally forgive it. Nothing
came of his pose regarding “the damned human
race” except his invention of the Human Race
Luncheon Club. This was confined to four persons
who were never all got together, and it soon perished
of their indifference.
In the earlier days that I have more
specially in mind one of the questions that we used
to debate a good deal was whether every human motive
was not selfish. We inquired as to every impulse,
the noblest, the holiest in effect, and he found them
in the last analysis of selfish origin. Pretty
nearly the whole time of a certain railroad run from
New York to Hartford was taken up with the scrutiny
of the self-sacrifice of a mother for her child, of
the abandon of the lover who dies in saving his mistress
from fire or flood, of the hero’s courage in
the field and the martyr’s at the stake.
Each he found springing from the unconscious love
of self and the dread of the greater pain which the
self-sacrificer would suffer in-forbearing the sacrifice.
If we had any time left from this inquiry that day,
he must have devoted it to a high regret that Napoleon
did not carry out his purpose of invading England,
for then he would have destroyed the feudal aristocracy,
or “reformed the lords,” as it might be
called now. He thought that would have been an
incalculable blessing to the English people and the
world. Clemens was always beautifully and unfalteringly
a republican. None of his occasional misgivings
for America implicated a return to monarchy. Yet
he felt passionately the splendor of the English monarchy,
and there was a time when he gloried in that figurative
poetry by which the king was phrased as “the
Majesty of England.” He rolled the words
deep-throatedly out, and exulted in their beauty as
if it were beyond any other glory of the world.
He read, or read at, English history a great deal,
and one of the by-products of his restless invention
was a game of English Kings (like the game of Authors)
for children. I do not know whether he ever perfected
this, but I am quite sure it was not put upon the market.
Very likely he brought it to a practicable stage,
and then tired of it, as he was apt to do in the ultimation
of his vehement undertakings.
XX.
He satisfied the impassioned demand
of his nature for incessant activities of every kind
by taking a personal as well as a pecuniary interest
in the inventions of others. At one moment “the
damned human race” was almost to be redeemed
by a process of founding brass without air bubbles
in it; if this could once be accomplished, as I understood,
or misunderstood, brass could be used in art-printing
to a degree hitherto impossible. I dare say I
have got it wrong, but I am not mistaken as to Clemens’s
enthusiasm for the process, and his heavy losses in
paying its way to ultimate failure. He was simultaneously
absorbed in the perfection of a type-setting machine,
which he was paying the inventor a salary to bring
to a perfection so expensive that it was practically
impracticable. We were both printers by trade,
and I could take the same interest in this wonderful
piece of mechanism that he could; and it was so truly
wonderful that it did everything but walk and talk.
Its ingenious creator was so bent upon realizing the
highest ideal in it that he produced a machine of
quite unimpeachable efficiency. But it was so
costly, when finished, that it could not be made for
less than twenty thousand dollars, if the parts were
made by hand. This sum was prohibitive of its
introduction, unless the requisite capital could be
found for making the parts by machinery, and Clemens
spent many months in vainly trying to get this money
together. In the mean time simpler machines had
been invented and the market filled, and his investment
of three hundred thousand dollars in the beautiful
miracle remained permanent but not profitable.
I once went with him to witness its performance, and
it did seem to me the last word in its way, but it
had been spoken too exquisitely, too fastidiously.
I never heard him devote the inventor to the infernal
gods, as he was apt to do with the geniuses he lost
money by, and so I think he did not regard him as a
traitor.
In these things, and in his other
schemes for the ‘subiti guadagni’
of the speculator and the “sudden making of
splendid names” for the benefactors of our species,
Clemens satisfied the Colonel Sellers nature in himself
(from which he drew the picture of that wild and lovable
figure), and perhaps made as good use of his money
as he could. He did not care much for money in
itself, but he luxuriated in the lavish use of it,
and he was as generous with it as ever a man was.
He liked giving it, but he commonly wearied of giving
it himself, and wherever he lived he established an
almoner, whom he fully trusted to keep his left hand
ignorant of what his right hand was doing. I believe
he felt no finality in charity, but did it because
in its provisional way it was the only thing a man
could do. I never heard him go really into any
sociological inquiry, and I have a feeling that that
sort of thing baffled and dispirited him. No
one can read The Connecticut Yankee and not be aware
of the length and breadth of his sympathies with poverty,
but apparently he had not thought out any scheme for
righting the economic wrongs we abound in. I
cannot remember our ever getting quite down to a discussion
of the matter; we came very near it once in the day
of the vast wave of emotion sent over the world by
‘Looking Backward,’ and again when we were
all so troubled by the great coal strike in Pennsylvania;
in considering that he seemed to be for the time doubtful
of the justice of the workingman’s cause.
At all other times he seemed to know that whatever
wrongs the workingman committed work was always in
the right.
When Clemens returned to America with
his family, after lecturing round the world, I again
saw him in New York, where I so often saw him while
he was shaping himself for that heroic enterprise.
He would come to me, and talk sorrowfully over his
financial ruin, and picture it to himself as the stuff
of some unhappy dream, which, after long prosperity,
had culminated the wrong way. It was very melancholy,
very touching, but the sorrow to which he had come
home from his long journey had not that forlorn bewilderment
in it. He was looking wonderfully well, and when
I wanted the name of his elixir, he said it was plasmon.
He was apt, for a man who had put faith so decidedly
away from him, to take it back and pin it to some
superstition, usually of a hygienic sort. Once,
when he was well on in years, he came to New York
without glasses, and announced that he and all his
family, so astigmatic and myopic and old-sighted, had,
so to speak, burned their spectacles behind them upon
the instruction of some sage who had found out that
they were a delusion. The next time he came he
wore spectacles freely, almost ostentatiously, and
I heard from others that the whole Clemens family
had been near losing their eyesight by the miracle
worked in their behalf. Now, I was not surprised
to learn that “the damned human race”
was to be saved by plasmon, if anything, and that
my first duty was to visit the plasmon agency with
him, and procure enough plasmon to secure my family
against the ills it was heir to for evermore.
I did not immediately understand that plasmon was one
of the investments which he had made from “the
substance of things hoped for,” and in the destiny
of a disastrous disappointment. But after paying
off the creditors of his late publishing firm, he
had to do something with his money, and it was not
his fault if he did not make a fortune out of plasmon.
XXI.
For a time it was a question whether
he should not go back with his family to their old
home in Hartford. Perhaps the father’s and
mother’s hearts drew them there all the more
strongly because of the grief written ineffaceably
over it, but for the younger ones it was no longer
the measure of the world. It was easier for all
to stay on indefinitely in New York, which is a sojourn
without circumstance, and equally the home of exile
and of indecision. The Clemenses took a pleasant,
spacious house at Riverdale, on the Hudson, and there
I began to see them again on something like the sweet
old terms. They lived far more unpretentiously
than they used, and I think with a notion of economy,
which they had never very successfully practised.
I recall that at the end of a certain year in Hartford,
when they had been saving and paying cash for everything,
Clemens wrote, reminding me of their avowed experiment,
and asking me to guess how many bills they had at
New Year’s; he hastened to say that a horse-car
would not have held them. At Riverdale they kept
no carriage, and there was a snowy night when I drove
up to their handsome old mansion in the station carryall,
which was crusted with mud as from the going down
of the Deluge after transporting Noah and his family
from the Ark to whatever point they decided to settle
at provisionally. But the good talk, the rich
talk, the talk that could never suffer poverty of
mind or soul, was there, and we jubilantly found ourselves
again in our middle youth. It was the mighty
moment when Clemens was building his engines of war
for the destruction of Christian Science, which superstition
nobody, and he least of all, expected to destroy.
It would not be easy to say whether in his talk of
it his disgust for the illiterate twaddle of Mrs.
Eddy’s book, or his admiration of her genius
for organization was the greater. He believed
that as a religious machine the Christian Science
Church was as perfect as the Roman Church and destined
to be, more formidable in its control of the minds
of men. He looked for its spread over the whole
of Christendom, and throughout the winter he spent
at Riverdale he was ready to meet all listeners more
than half-way with his convictions of its powerful
grasp of the average human desire to get something
for nothing. The vacuous vulgarity of its texts
was a perpetual joy to him, while he bowed with serious
respect to the sagacity which built so securely upon
the everlasting rock of human credulity and folly.
An interesting phase of his psychology
in this business was not only his admiration for the
masterly, policy of the Christian Science hierarchy,
but his willingness to allow the miracles of its healers
to be tried on his friends and family, if they wished
it. He had a tender heart for the whole generation
of empirics, as well as the newer sorts of scientitians,
but he seemed to base his faith in them largely upon
the failure of the regulars rather than upon their
own successes, which also he believed in. He
was recurrently, but not insistently, desirous that
you should try their strange magics when you were
going to try the familiar medicines.
XXII.
The order of my acquaintance, or call
it intimacy, with Clemens was this: our first
meeting in Boston, my visits to him in Hartford, his
visits to me in Cambridge, in Belmont, and in Boston,
our briefer and less frequent meetings in Paris and
New York, all with repeated interruptions through
my absences in Europe, and his sojourns in London,
Berlin, Vienna, and Florence, and his flights to the
many ends, and odds and ends, of the earth. I
will not try to follow the events, if they were not
rather the subjective experiences, of those different
periods and points of time which I must not fail to
make include his summer at York Harbor, and his divers
residences in New York, on Tenth Street and on Fifth
Avenue, at Riverdale, and at Stormfield, which his
daughter has told me he loved best of all his houses
and hoped to make his home for long years.
Not much remains to me of the week
or so that we had together in Paris early in the summer
of 1904. The first thing I got at my bankers was
a cable message announcing that my father was stricken
with paralysis, but urging my stay for further intelligence,
and I went about, till the final summons came, with
my head in a mist of care and dread. Clemens was
very kind and brotherly through it all. He was
living greatly to his mind in one of those arcaded
little hotels in the Rue de Rivoli, and he was free
from all household duties to range with me. We
drove together to make calls of digestion at many
houses where he had got indigestion through his reluctance
from their hospitality, for he hated dining out.
But, as he explained, his wife wanted him to make
these visits, and he did it, as he did everything
she wanted. ’At one place, some suburban
villa, he could get no answer to his ring, and he
“hove” his cards over the gate just as
it opened, and he had the shame of explaining in his
unexplanatory French to the man picking them up.
He was excruciatingly helpless with his cabmen, but
by very cordially smiling and casting himself on the
drivers’ mercy he always managed to get where
he wanted. The family was on the verge of their
many moves, and he was doing some small errands; he
said that the others did the main things, and left
him to do what the cat might.
It was with that return upon the buoyant
billow of plasmon, renewed in look and limb, that
Clemens’s universally pervasive popularity began
in his own country. He had hitherto been more
intelligently accepted or more largely imagined in
Europe, and I suppose it was my sense of this that
inspired the stupidity of my saying to him when we
came to consider “the state of polite learning”
among us, “You mustn’t expect people to
keep it up here as they do in England.”
But it appeared that his countrymen were only wanting
the chance, and they kept it up in honor of him past
all precedent. One does not go into a catalogue
of dinners, receptions, meetings, speeches, and the
like, when there are more vital things to speak of.
He loved these obvious joys, and he eagerly strove
with the occasions they gave him for the brilliancy
which seemed so exhaustless and was so exhausting.
His friends saw that he was wearing himself out, and
it was not because of Mrs. Clemens’s health alone
that they were glad to have him take refuge at Riverdale.
The family lived there two happy, hopeless years,
and then it was ordered that they should change for
his wife’s sake to some less exacting climate.
Clemens was not eager to go to Florence, but his imagination
was taken as it would have been in the old-young days
by the notion of packing his furniture into flexible
steel cages from his house in Hartford and unpacking
it from them untouched at his villa in Fiesole.
He got what pleasure any man could out of that triumph
of mind over matter, but the shadow was creeping up
his life. One sunny afternoon we sat on the grass
before the mansion, after his wife had begun to get
well enough for removal, and we looked up toward a
balcony where by-and-by that lovely presence made
itself visible, as if it had stooped there from a cloud.
A hand frailly waved a handkerchief; Clemens ran over
the lawn toward it, calling tenderly: “What?
What?” as if it might be an asking for him instead
of the greeting it really was for me. It was
the last time I saw her, if indeed I can be said to
have seen her then, and long afterward when I said
how beautiful we all thought her, how good, how wise,
how wonderfully perfect in every relation of life,
he cried out in a breaking voice: “Oh,
why didn’t you ever tell her? She thought
you didn’t like her.” What a pang
it was then not to have told her, but how could we
have told her? His unreason endeared him to me
more than all his wisdom.
To that Riverdale sojourn belong my
impressions of his most violent anti-Christian Science
rages, which began with the postponement of his book,
and softened into acceptance of the delay till he had
well-nigh forgotten his wrath when it come out.
There was also one of those joint episodes of ours,
which, strangely enough, did not eventuate in entire
failure, as most of our joint episodes did. He
wrote furiously to me of a wrong which had been done
to one of the most helpless and one of the most helped
of our literary brethren, asking me to join with him
in recovering the money paid over by that brother’s
publisher to a false friend who had withheld it and
would not give any account of it. Our hapless
brother had appealed to Clemens, as he had to me, with
the facts, but not asking our help, probably because
he knew he need not ask; and Clemens enclosed to me
a very taking-by-the-throat message which he proposed
sending to the false friend. For once I had some
sense, and answered that this would never do, for
we had really no power in the matter, and I contrived
a letter to the recreant so softly diplomatic that
I shall always think of it with pride when my honesties
no longer give me satisfaction, saying that this incident
had come to our knowledge, and suggesting that we
felt sure he would not finally wish to withhold the
money. Nothing more, practically, than that, but
that was enough; there came promptly back a letter
of justification, covering a very substantial check,
which we hilariously forwarded to our beneficiary.
But the helpless man who was so used to being helped
did not answer with the gladness I, at least, expected
of him. He acknowledged the check as he would
any ordinary payment, and then he made us observe
that there was still a large sum due him out of the
moneys withheld. At this point I proposed to
Clemens that we should let the nonchalant victim collect
the remnant himself. Clouds of sorrow had gathered
about the bowed head of the delinquent since we began
on him, and my fickle sympathies were turning his
way from the victim who was really to blame for leaving
his affairs so unguardedly to him in the first place.
Clemens made some sort of grit assent, and we dropped
the matter. He was more used to ingratitude from
those he helped than I was, who found being lain down
upon not so amusing as he found my revolt. He
reckoned I was right, he said, and after that I think
we never recurred to the incident. It was not
ingratitude that he ever minded; it was treachery,
that really maddened him past forgiveness.
XXIII.
During the summer he spent at York
Harbor I was only forty minutes away at Kittery Point,
and we saw each other often; but this was before the
last time at Riverdale. He had a wide, low cottage
in a pine grove overlooking York River, and we used
to sit at a corner of the veranda farthest away from
Mrs. Clemens’s window, where we could read our
manuscripts to each other, and tell our stories, and
laugh our hearts out without disturbing her.
At first she had been about the house, and there was
one gentle afternoon when she made tea for us in the
parlor, but that was the last time I spoke with her.
After that it was really a question of how soonest
and easiest she could be got back to Riverdale; but,
of course, there were specious delays in which she
seemed no worse and seemed a little better, and Clemens
could work at a novel he had begun. He had taken
a room in the house of a friend and neighbor, a fisherman
and boatman; there was a table where he could write,
and a bed where he could lie down and read; and there,
unless my memory has played me one of those constructive
tricks that people’s memories indulge in, he
read me the first chapters of an admirable story.
The scene was laid in a Missouri town, and the characters
such as he had known in boyhood; but as often as I
tried to make him own it, he denied having written
any such story; it is possible that I dreamed it,
but I hope the Ms. will yet be found. Upon
reflection I cannot believe that I dreamed it, and
I cannot believe that it was an effect of that sort
of pseudomnemonics which I have mentioned. The
characters in the novel are too clearly outlined in
my recollection, together with some critical reservations
of my own concerning them. Not only does he seem
to have read me those first chapters, but to have
talked them over with me and outlined the whole story.
I cannot say whether or not he believed
that his wife would recover; he fought the fear of
her death to the end; for her life was far more largely
his than the lives of most men’s wives are theirs.
For his own life I believe he would never have much
cared, if I may trust a saying of one who was so absolutely
without pose as he was. He said that he never
saw a dead man whom he did not envy for having had
it over and being done with it. Life had always
amused him, and in the resurgence of its interests
after his sorrow had ebbed away he was again deeply
interested in the world and in the human race, which,
though damned, abounded in subjects of curious inquiry.
When the time came for his wife’s removal from
York Harbor I went with him to Boston, where he wished
to look up the best means of her conveyance to New
York. The inquiry absorbed him: the sort
of invalid car he could get; how she could be carried
to the village station; how the car could be detached
from the eastern train at Boston and carried round
to the southern train on the other side of the city,
and then how it could be attached to the Hudson River
train at New York and left at Riverdale. There
was no particular of the business which he did not
scrutinize and master, not only with his poignant
concern for her welfare, but with his strong curiosity
as to how these unusual things were done with the
usual means. With the inertness that grows upon
an aging man he had been used to delegating more and
more things, but of that thing I perceived that he
would not delegate the least detail.
He had meant never to go abroad again,
but when it came time to go he did not look forward
to returning; he expected to live in Florence always
after that; they were used to the life and they had
been happy there some years earlier before he went
with his wife for the cure of Nauheim. But when
he came home again it was for good and all. It
was natural that he should wish to live in New York,
where they had already had a pleasant year in Tenth
Street. I used to see him there in an upper room,
looking south over a quiet open space of back yards
where we fought our battles in behalf of the Filipinos
and the Boers, and he carried on his campaign against
the missionaries in China. He had not yet formed
his habit of lying for whole days in bed and reading
and writing there, yet he was a good deal in bed,
from weakness, I suppose, and for the mere comfort
of it.
My perspectives are not very clear,
and in the foreshortening of events which always takes
place in our review of the past I may not always time
things aright. But I believe it was not until
he had taken his house at 21 Fifth Avenue that he
began to talk to me of writing his autobiography.
He meant that it should be a perfectly veracious record
of his life and period; for the first time in literature
there should be a true history of a man and a true
presentation of the men the man had known. As
we talked it over the scheme enlarged itself in our
riotous fancy. We said it should be not only
a book, it should be a library, not only a library,
but a literature. It should make good the world’s
loss through Omar’s barbarity at Alexandria;
there was no image so grotesque, so extravagant that
we did not play with it; and the work so far as he
carried it was really done on a colossal scale.
But one day he said that as to veracity it was a failure;
he had begun to lie, and that if no man ever yet told
the truth about himself it was because no man ever
could. How far he had carried his autobiography
I cannot say; he dictated the matter several hours
each day; and the public has already seen long passages
from it, and can judge, probably, of the make and
matter of the whole from these. It is immensely
inclusive, and it observes no order or sequence.
Whether now, after his death, it will be published
soon or late I have no means of knowing. Once
or twice he said in a vague way that it was not to
be published for twenty years, so that the discomfort
of publicity might be minimized for all the survivors.
Suddenly he told me he was not working at it; but
I did not understand whether he had finished it or
merely dropped it; I never asked.
We lived in the same city, but for
old men rather far apart, he at Tenth Street and I
at Seventieth, and with our colds and other disabilities
we did not see each other often. He expected
me to come to him, and I would not without some return
of my visits, but we never ceased to be friends, and
good friends, so far as I know. I joked him once
as to how I was going to come out in his autobiography,
and he gave me some sort of joking reassurance.
There was one incident, however, that brought us very
frequently and actively together. He came one
Sunday afternoon to have me call with him on Maxim
Gorky, who was staying at a hotel a few streets above
mine. We were both interested in Gorky, Clemens
rather more as a revolutionist and I as a realist,
though I too wished the Russian Tsar ill, and the
novelist well in his mission to the Russian sympathizers
in this republic. But I had lived through the
episode of Kossuth’s visit to us and his vain
endeavor to raise funds for the Hungarian cause in
1851, when we were a younger and nobler nation than
now, with hearts if not hands, opener to the “oppressed
of Europe”; the oppressed of America, the four
or five millions of slaves, we did not count.
I did not believe that Gorky could get the money for
the cause of freedom in Russia which he had come to
get; as I told a valued friend of his and mine, I
did not believe he could get twenty-five hundred dollars,
and I think now I set the figure too high. I had
already refused to sign the sort of general appeal
his friends were making to our principles and pockets
because I felt it so wholly idle, and when the paper
was produced in Gorky’s presence and Clemens
put his name to it I still refused. The next
day Gorky was expelled from his hotel with the woman
who was not his wife, but who, I am bound to say,
did not look as if she were not, at least to me, who
am, however, not versed in those aspects of human
nature.
I might have escaped unnoted, but
Clemens’s familiar head gave us away to the
reporters waiting at the elevator’s mouth for
all who went to see Gorky. As it was, a hunt
of interviewers ensued for us severally and jointly.
I could remain aloof in my hotel apartment, returning
answer to such guardians of the public right to know
everything that I had nothing to say of Gorky’s
domestic affairs; for the public interest had now
strayed far from the revolution, and centred entirely
upon these. But with Clemens it was different;
he lived in a house with a street door kept by a single
butler, and he was constantly rung for. I forget
how long the siege lasted, but long enough for us
to have fun with it. That was the moment of the
great Vesuvian eruption, and we figured ourselves
in easy reach of a volcano which was every now and
then “blowing a cone off,” as the telegraphic
phrase was. The roof of the great market in Naples
had just broken in under its load of ashes and cinders,
and crashed hundreds of people; and we asked each
other if we were not sorry we had not been there,
where the pressure would have been far less terrific
than it was with us in Fifth Avenue. The forbidden
butler came up with a message that there were some
gentlemen below who wanted to see Clemens.
“How many?” he demanded.
“Five,” the butler faltered.
“Reporters?”
The butler feigned uncertainty.
“What would you do?” he asked me.
“I wouldn’t see them,”
I said, and then Clemens went directly down to them.
How or by what means he appeased their voracity I cannot
say, but I fancy it was by the confession of the exact
truth, which was harmless enough. They went away
joyfully, and he came back in radiant satisfaction
with having seen them. Of course he was right
and I wrong, and he was right as to the point at issue
between Gorky and those who had helplessly treated
him with such cruel ignominy. In America it is
not the convention for men to live openly in hotels
with women who are not their wives. Gorky had
violated this convention and he had to pay the penalty;
and concerning the destruction of his efficiency as
an emissary of the revolution, his blunder was worse
than a crime.
XXIV.
To the period of Clemens’s residence
in Fifth Avenue belongs his efflorescence in white
serge. He was always rather aggressively indifferent
about dress, and at a very early date in our acquaintance
Aldrich and I attempted his reform by clubbing to buy
him a cravat. But he would not put away his stiff
little black bow, and until he imagined the suit of
white serge, he wore always a suit of black serge,
truly deplorable in the cut of the sagging frock.
After his measure had once been taken he refused to
make his clothes the occasion of personal interviews
with his tailor; he sent the stuff by the kind elderly
woman who had been in the service of the family from
the earliest days of his marriage, and accepted the
result without criticism. But the white serge
was an inspiration which few men would have had the
courage to act upon. The first time I saw him
wear it was at the authors’ hearing before the
Congressional Committee on Copyright in Washington.
Nothing could have been more dramatic than the gesture
with which he flung off his long loose overcoat, and
stood forth in white from his feet to the crown of
his silvery head. It was a magnificent coup, and
he dearly loved a coup; but the magnificent speech
which he made, tearing to shreds the venerable
farrago of nonsense about nonproperty in ideas
which had formed the basis of all copyright legislation,
made you forget even his spectacularity.
It is well known how proud he was
of his Oxford gown, not merely because it symbolized
the honor in which he was held by the highest literary
body in the world, but because it was so rich and
so beautiful. The red and the lavender of the
cloth flattered his eyes as the silken black of the
same degree of Doctor of Letters, given him years before
at Yale, could not do. His frank, defiant happiness
in it, mixed with a due sense of burlesque, was something
that those lacking his poet-soul could never imagine;
they accounted it vain, weak; but that would not have
mattered to him if he had known it. In his London
sojourn he had formed the top-hat habit, and for a
while he lounged splendidly up and down Fifth Avenue
in that society emblem; but he seemed to tire of it,
and to return kindly to the soft hat of his Southwestern
tradition.
He disliked clubs; I don’t know
whether he belonged to any in New York, but I never
met him in one. As I have told, he himself had
formed the Human Race Club, but as he never could
get it together it hardly counted. There was
to have been a meeting of it the time of my only visit
to Stormfield in April of last year; but of three
who were to have come I alone came. We got on
very well without the absentees, after finding them
in the wrong, as usual, and the visit was like those
I used to have with him so many years before in Hartford,
but there was not the old ferment of subjects.
Many things had been discussed and put away for good,
but we had our old fondness for nature and for each
other, who were so differently parts of it. He
showed his absolute content with his house, and that
was the greater pleasure for me because it was my son
who designed it. The architect had been so fortunate
as to be able to plan it where a natural avenue of
savins, the closeknit, slender, cypress-like cedars
of New England, led away from the rear of the villa
to the little level of a pergola, meant some day to
be wreathed and roofed with vines. But in the
early spring days all the landscape was in the beautiful
nakedness of the northern winter. It opened in
the surpassing loveliness of wooded and meadowed uplands,
under skies that were the first days blue, and the
last gray over a rainy and then a snowy floor.
We walked up and down, up and down, between the villa
terrace and the pergola, and talked with the melancholy
amusement, the sad tolerance of age for the sort of
men and things that used to excite us or enrage us;
now we were far past turbulence or anger. Once
we took a walk together across the yellow pastures
to a chasmal creek on his grounds, where the ice still
knit the clayey banks together like crystal mosses;
and the stream far down clashed through and over the
stones and the shards of ice. Clemens pointed
out the scenery he had bought to give himself elbow-room,
and showed me the lot he was going to have me build
on. The next day we came again with the geologist
he had asked up to Stormfield to analyze its rocks.
Truly he loved the place, though he had been so weary
of change and so indifferent to it that he never saw
it till he came to live in it. He left it all
to the architect whom he had known from a child in
the intimacy which bound our families together, though
we bodily lived far enough apart. I loved his
little ones and he was sweet to mine and was their
delighted-in and wondered-at friend. Once and
once again, and yet again and again, the black shadow
that shall never be lifted where it falls, fell in
his house and in mine, during the forty years and more
that we were friends, and endeared us the more to each
other.
XXV.
My visit at Stormfield came to an
end with tender relucting on his part and on mine.
Every morning before I dressed I heard him sounding
my name through the house for the fun of it and I
know for the fondness; and if I looked out of my door,
there he was in his long nightgown swaying up and
down the corridor, and wagging his great white head
like a boy that leaves his bed and comes out in the
hope of frolic with some one. The last morning
a soft sugarsnow had fallen and was falling, and I
drove through it down to the station in the carriage
which had been given him by his wife’s father
when they were first married, and been kept all those
intervening years in honorable retirement for this
final use. Its springs had not grown yielding
with time; it had rather the stiffness and severity
of age; but for him it must have swung low like the
sweet chariot of the negro “spiritual”
which I heard him sing with such fervor, when those
wonderful hymns of the slaves began to make their way
northward. ‘Go Down, Daniel’, was
one in which I can hear his quavering tenor now.
He was a lover of the things he liked, and full of
a passion for them which satisfied itself in reading
them matchlessly aloud. No one could read ‘Uncle
Remus’ like him; his voice echoed the voices
of the negro nurses who told his childhood the wonderful
tales. I remember especially his rapture with
Mr. Cable’s ‘Old Creole Days,’ and
the thrilling force with which he gave the forbidding
of the leper’s brother when the city’s
survey ran the course of an avenue through the cottage
where the leper lived in hiding: “Strit
must not pass!”
Out of a nature rich and fertile beyond
any I have known, the material given him by the Mystery
that makes a man and then leaves him to make himself
over, he wrought a character of high nobility upon
a foundation of clear and solid truth. At the
last day he will not have to confess anything, for
all his life was the free knowledge of any one who
would ask him of it. The Searcher of hearts will
not bring him to shame at that day, for he did not
try to hide any of the things for which he was often
so bitterly sorry. He knew where the Responsibility
lay, and he took a man’s share of it bravely;
but not the less fearlessly he left the rest of the
answer to the God who had imagined men.
It is in vain that I try to give a
notion of the intensity with which he pierced to the
heart of life, and the breadth of vision with which
he compassed the whole world, and tried for the reason
of things, and then left trying. We had other
meetings, insignificantly sad and brief; but the last
time I saw him alive was made memorable to me by the
kind, clear judicial sense with which he explained
and justified the labor-unions as the sole present
help of the weak against the strong.
Next I saw him dead, lying in his
coffin amid those flowers with which we garland our
despair in that pitiless hour. After the voice
of his old friend Twichell had been lifted in the
prayer which it wailed through in broken-hearted supplication,
I looked a moment at the face I knew so well; and
it was patient with the patience I had so often seen
in it: something of puzzle, a great silent dignity,
an assent to what must be from the depths of a nature
whose tragical seriousness broke in the laughter which
the unwise took for the whole of him. Emerson,
Longfellow, Lowell, Holmes I knew them all
and all the rest of our sages, poets, seers, critics,
humorists; they were like one another and like other
literary men; but Clemens was sole, incomparable, the
Lincoln of our literature.