I and my last remaining shipmate certainly
came out here without any very clear idea of what
we were going to do. We came to make our fortunes,
of course, after the manner of all new-chums, but as
to how we were to set about it, and what were to be
the first steps we should take, we had the very vaguest
notion.
However, our condition of existence
as new-chums sat very lightly upon us. Hope!
We were all hope; we were hope incarnate! We felt
that we were bound to win. It seemed, though,
that the beginning must be made in some fashion that
was, to say the least of it, unpleasant, now that we
were face to face with the reality. Plenty of
work offered, but none of it seemed to be of a particularly
engaging kind; and, moreover, the wage offered us
was extremely paltry, so we considered. For we
belonged to that much maligned middle-class, which,
in the chrysalis or new-chum stage, is so greatly
contemned by colonists.
But it happened that, long long ago,
a certain schoolfellow of ours had gone forth into
the colonial world. He was in the sixth form when
we were in the first, or thereabouts; but, as his
family and ours were neighbours in the old home, there
had been enough intimacy between us. It was owing
to his letters home that we had determined on emigration.
He had been apprised of our coming, so now we were
not surprised to receive a message from him through
a resident in Auckland. This was an invitation
to join him at a distant settlement called Te Pahi,
there to make a beginning at pioneer farm work, and
see what might turn up.
We found on inquiry that little or
nothing was known in Auckland of Te Pahi. It
was a new township in the Kaipara district, lying sixty
or eighty miles north of Auckland. That was about
the sum of what we could learn of our destination,
except that there were very few settlers in the Kaipara,
and that communication between it and Auckland was
not very good. Somewhat later than this date in
fact, to be precise, in 1875 an Auckland
newspaper wrote of the Kaipara under the title of Terra
Incognita. So that when we decided on going there,
we felt that we were about to penetrate an almost
unexplored country. But we found out what were
the means of transit, and prepared to set out without
further delay.
Now that we were on the point of starting
into the bush, and entering into the realities of
our new life, we began to encounter the difficulties
of our situation. The first that met us would
be more annoying were it not for the ludicrousness
of it. It was the baggage difficulty, a thing
that took us quite by surprise; for, till then, we
had never appreciated the word “transport”
at its full meaning. Like most home-living Britons,
hitherto surrounded by every facility for locomotion
of persons and goods, we had utterly failed to understand
that in a new country things are wholly different in
this respect. One can get about one’s self
easily enough; travel can always be accomplished somehow,
even if one has to walk; but it is quite another thing
to move baggage. In a roadless country, where
labour is scarce and dear, the conveyance of goods
from place to place is a difficult matter. It
can be done, of course, but the cost of it is frightful.
Our old schoolfellow, who, by the
way, will be known under the appellation of “Old
Colonial” in these pages, had apparently had
some experience of new-chums before. His agent
in Auckland had been instructed to see to us, and
one of that person’s first inquiries was regarding
our impedimenta.
We had been out-fitted in London by
the world-renowned firm of Argent and Joy. There
being no experience to guide us, we had placed ourselves
unreservedly in the hands of the firm, and had been
provided by them with a sumptuous stock of what they
were pleased to term necessaries. Altogether,
these formed a goodly pile. Our bedroom at the
hotel was cram full of boxes, trunks, and portmanteaus;
and their contents were now spread out for the inspection
of our adviser.
“Good gracious!” was his
exclamation when he surveyed our property, and then
he mused awhile.
“Look here!” he said suddenly.
“I’ve got some distressing intelligence
to break to you. Prepare your minds for a shock.
This inheritance is a dead horse. Chuck
it overboard at once!” And he waved his hand
impressively over our belongings.
We did not understand; we thought
this was some new kind of joke which it
was, but not to us. We asked for explanations;
all that we wanted was to know how we were to get
these things up to the Kaipara. Our colonial
friend sighed deeply, and proceeded mournfully to expound
the position. He told us that we could not afford
to possess more personals than were absolutely necessary,
and these ought to pack into one box of easily portable
size. In the first place, the freight of our baggage
into the bush would cost us something approaching
to the expense of our passage out from England.
In the second place, we were not going to a house of
our own, but were going to work on different farms,
and might be moving about a good deal. We could
not carry such a cargo about with us, for the cost
of doing so would be simply ruinous. It appeared,
too, that we could not even keep the things until
we had got a house of our own to store them
in. For, our only resource, with that in view,
would be to warehouse them in Auckland, and the expense
of even this dead weight would make too large a hole
in our possible earnings. Finally, there was
hardly anything in our entire outfit that would be
of much practical use to us.
Aghast and grieving, we comprehended
at last that we should have to rid ourselves of the
too heavy burden with which Messrs. Argent and Joy
had weighted us, in consideration of that prodigious
and ever-to-be-regretted cheque. There was no
help for it. An Israelitish dealer, who happily
abided in the city, would have to be called in.
And it could scarcely be said that he bought our property
of us; it was a nearer approach to our having to pay
him to take it away.
Our friend contemptuously examined
parcel after parcel of things. Dress suits and
white waistcoats, broadcloth and doeskin, scarves and
gloves, white shirts, collars, and cuffs all appeared
to move his derision. He kicked aside a dozen
pairs of boots with the remark that
“There’s nothing there
fit for this country. Rough-hide and hobnails
is what you want.”
Certain tweed suits that the fancy
of our London tailor had invested with the title “New
Zealand Specialities” were, said our friend,
only suitable for colonists who intended to settle
on the top of the Southern Alps. Various knick-knacks,
dressing-cases, writing-cases, clocks, etcetera, were
regarded by him as contemptible lumber. Some silk
socks he looked upon almost as a criminal possession.
In the end we were reduced to a single
box apiece, containing something like the following
assortment, several items of which had to be purchased
in Auckland. Six flannel shirts, two blankets,
two pair moleskin breeches, one light pilot coat,
one light tweed coat and trousers (which we wore at
the time), some handkerchiefs, some socks, two towels,
brush and comb, two pairs of boots, and one pair of
leggings, a wide-awake hat, and a few odds and ends.
Such books as we had we were allowed to retain, for,
although the time for reading is very limited in the
bush, yet, books being a rare commodity, are much
prized there.
Of course, there was much merriment
among the colonials at our expense, but I think the
greatest mirth was excited by our cases of revolvers.
These we had brought under the idea that they would
prove to be a necessity, imagining that war with the
Maoris was the normal condition of things, and that
society was constituted something like what Bret Harte
writes of in the Rocky Mountains.
We had had to pay a tax of five shillings
each upon our pistols before bringing them on shore.
We were now told that this tax was a main source of
the Government revenue. Again, we were told that
the exportation of new-chums’ pistols to the
United States was one of the main industries of the
colony. But our purgatory was over at last, and
our splendid outfits had passed into Hebrew hands,
leaving a very meagre sum of money with us to represent
them. And now we are ready to start in earnest.
Low down in the water, almost beneath
the timbers of the wharf, is lying a queer little
steam-tub, the Gemini, which will convey us
on the first stage of our journey. A loafer on
the wharf cautions us mockingly to step aboard with
care, lest we overset the little steamer, or break
through her somewhat rickety planking. She is
about the size of some of those steam-launches that
puff up and down the English Thames, but she would
look rather out of place among them; for the Gemini
and her sister boat, the Eclipse, which carry
on the steam service of the Waitemata, are neither
handsome nor new. They are rough and ready boats,
very much the worse for wear. Such as they are,
however, they suffice for the limited traffic up to
Riverhead, and to the districts reached through that
place. When that increases, doubtless their enterprising
owner will replace them with more serviceable craft.
Punctuality is by no means one of
the chief points of the Gemini, and it is an
hour or two after the advertised time before we get
off. There is a good deal of snorting and shrieking,
of backing and filling, on the part of our bark, and
then at last we are fairly on our way up the river.
We take a last long look at the good ship that brought
us from England, as she lies out at anchor in the
harbour, and when a bend in the river hides Auckland’s
streets and terraces from our view, we feel that we
have turned our backs on civilization for a while,
and are fast getting among the pioneers.
On board the Gemini is a face
we know. It is that of Dobbs, a sometime shipmate
of ours. He is a farm labourer from Sussex, and
he and his wife have come out among our ship-load
of emigrants. There is a chronic look of wonder
on their broad English faces. They are in speechless
surprise at everything they see, but chiefly, apparently,
at finding themselves actually in a new country at
all.
Dobbs touches his hat, and addresses
me as “sir,” when he sees me, quite forgetting
that we are now in the colonies, where such modes are
not practised; regardless also of the fact that I
am on my way to just the same life and work that he
is himself. The skipper of the Gemini
notices the action, and grins sarcastically, while
he tells a subordinate in a stage-whisper to “just
look at them new-chums.”
English readers must not suppose from
this that colonial manners are discourteous.
Far from it. Colonials will not touch their hats,
or use any form that appears to remind them of servility,
flunkeyism, or inequalities of station. On the
other hand, incivility is much more rarely experienced
among even the roughest colonials than it is in many
parts of the old country, in Birmingham, for example.
Apart from that, the new-chum is the incarnate comedy
of colonial life. He is eagerly watched, and
much laughed at; yet he is seldom or never subjected
to any actual rudeness. On the contrary, he is
generally treated with extra tenderness and consideration,
on account of his helpless and immature condition.
Perhaps I may sum up the analysis by saying, that,
if polish is lacking to the colonial character, so
also is boorishness.
Our fellow-emigrant tells us that
he has been engaged as a farm labourer by a settler
at Ararimu, near Riverhead, and that his wife is to
do washing and cooking and dairy-work. They are
to have thirty shillings a week, and they, with their
child, will have board and lodging provided for them
as well, and that in a style a good deal better than
agriculturals are accustomed to in England. They
seem well enough contented with things, though a trifle
daunted by the strangeness of their surroundings.
Dobbs has misgivings as to the work that will be required
of him. He knows, however, that the labourer’s
day is reckoned at only eight hours here, and is much
consoled thereby. Very likely we may find him
a thriving farmer on his own account, and on his own
land, if we should chance to meet again in a few years’
time.
There is little or no attraction in
the scenery along the eighteen or twenty miles of
river between Auckland and Riverhead. Great stretches
of mud-bank are visible in many places at low tide,
varied by occasional clumps of mangrove, and by oyster-covered
rocks. The land on either side is mostly of very
poor quality, though a good deal of it has been taken
up. Here and there, we pass in sight of some homestead;
a white verandah-ed wooden house, surrounded by its
gardens, orchards, paddocks, and fields.
The steamer stops, and lies off three or four such
places while her dingey communicates with the shore,
embarking or disembarking passengers, mails, or goods.
Generally, though, when the river-banks are low enough
to permit of a view beyond them, we see nothing but
very barren and shaggy-looking tracts, not unlike
Scottish moorlands in general aspect. Occasionally
there are poor scrubby grasslands, where the soil
has not done justice to the seed put upon it; and where
cattle, horses, and sheep appear to be picking up
a living among the fern and ti-tree.
As we get nearer to Riverhead the
stream narrows. This is the point to which the
tide reaches. Beyond it the Waitemata is supplied
by two creeks, the Riverhead Creek and the Rangitopuni.
Here the banks are steep and high, somewhat picturesque,
with varied ferns and shrubbery. On the north
side the ranges rise into a background of hills.
This is the end of our river journey,
as is evidenced by the Riverhead wharf, built out
from the bank. Here we land, and are received
by two men, who represent the population of the district,
and who apparently are idle spectators. By their
advice we shoulder our traps, and climb up some steps
to the top of the bank. Right before us here is
an unpretending house, built in the usual rambling
style of architecture peculiar to frame-houses in
this country. A board stuck up over the verandah
announces that this is the hotel; and, as the arrival
of the steamer is the signal for dinner, every one
makes for the open French windows of the dining-room.
Dinner is ready we find, and we are
ready for it. Perhaps about a dozen passengers
came up from Auckland in the boat, and as many of these
as are not at home in the immediate neighbourhood
sit down to the table. The party is further augmented
by the skipper and his assistants, the wharf-keepers,
one or two residents in the hotel, and the host and
hostess with their family. Quite a large company
altogether, and of very promiscuous elements.
The only persons not entirely at their ease are Dobbs
and his wife. They find themselves dining with
the “quality,” as they would have said
at home, and have not yet learnt that that word is
written “equality” in this part of the
world.
At the head of the table sits somebody
who is evidently a personage, judging by the flattering
attentions paid to him by the daughters of the house,
and by the regard with which all but we strangers treat
him. It is Dandy Jack, afterwards to become one
of our most intimate and cherished chums. As
I shall have more to say about him, perhaps I may
here be allowed to formally introduce him to the reader.
The first glance at him reveals the
origin of his sobriquet. Amid the rawness and
roughness of everything in the bush, its primitive
society included, the figure of Dandy Jack stands
out in strong relief. Contrasted with the unkempt,
slovenly, ragged, and dirty bushmen with whom he mostly
comes in contact, he is the very essence of foppery.
Yet, as we are afterwards to learn, he is anything
but the idle, effeminate coxcomb, whose appearance
he so assiduously cultivates. Here is a photograph
of Dandy Jack.
Five feet six inches; broad and muscular,
but spare and clean-limbed. Curly black hair,
and a rosy-complexioned face, clean shaven contrary
to the ordinary custom of the country all
except a thick drooping moustache with waxed ends.
A grey flannel shirt, with some stitching and embroidery
in front; and a blue silk scarf loosely tied below
the rolling collar. No coat this warm weather,
but a little bouquet in the breast of the shirt.
A tasselled sash round the waist; spotless white breeches,
and well-blacked long boots. A Panama straw hat
with broad brim and much puggeree. An expression
of affected innocence in the eyes, and a good deal
of fun about the mouth. Such is the figure we
now look upon for the first time.
Dandy Jack is a character; that one
sees at once. He is generally understood to have
passed lightly through Eton and Oxford, to have sown
wild oats about Europe at large, to have turned up
in Western America and the Pacific, and to be now
endeavouring to steady down in New Zealand. He
has a considerable spice of the devil in him, and is
at once the darling of the ladies and the delight
of the men. For to the one he is gallantry itself;
while, to the other, he is the chum who can talk best
on any subject under the sun, with a fluency and power
of anecdote and quotation that is simply enchanting.
Just at present Dandy Jack has charge
of the portage, as it is called, between the Waitemata
and the Kaipara rivers. He drives the coach, carries
the mails, and bosses the bullock-drays that convey
goods between Riverhead and Helensville. And
he is rapidly becoming the most horsey man in the
whole of the North, being especially active and prominent
in every possible capacity on the local race-courses.
Dinner is over very soon, and a very
good one it was, well worth the shilling each of us
pays for it. Then we take leave of Dobbs and his
wife, whose future boss has arrived in a rude cart
drawn by two horses, in which to drive them and their
traps over to his place in Ararimu. We ourselves
are going on to Helensville in the coach, a distance
of about eighteen miles.
The coach partakes of the crudity
which seems impressed upon everything in this new
locality. The body of it is not much larger, apparently,
than a four-wheeled cab, and does not seem as if it
could possibly accommodate more than eight passengers
altogether. Yet Dandy Jack avers that he has
carried over a score, and that he considers sixteen
a proper full-up load. On the present occasion
there are not more than half a dozen, besides my chum
and I. Glass there is none about the coach, but a
good deal of leather. Springs, properly so-called,
are also wanting. The body is hung in some strong
rude fashion on broad, substantial wheels. Altogether,
the machine looks as if it were intended for the roughest
of rough work.
As strangers, we are invited to occupy
the seats of honour on the box beside the
driver. There are no lady passengers to snatch
the coveted post from us. Dandy Jack says to
me
“Of course, I should prefer
to have a lady beside me, but, somehow, I’m
always glad when there arn’t any. It’s
a grave responsibility a grave responsibility!”
Whilst we are endeavouring to evolve
the meaning of this mysterious remark it
is not until a while later that we fully comprehend
it preparations are being made for the start.
Four ungroomed, unshod horses are hitched on, and
their plunging and capering shows they are impatient
to be off. Our driver’s lieutenant, Yankee
Bill, mounts a fifth horse, and prepares to act as
outrider. Then Dandy Jack, loudly shouting, “All
aboard! All abo-ard!” springs to his seat,
gathers up the reins, without waiting to see whether
every one has obeyed his injunction or not, bids the
men who are holding the cattle stand clear, gives
a whoop and a shake of his whip, and then, with a jolt
and a lurch and a plunge, off we go.
Hitherto we have seen nothing of the
settlement, except the hotel and the goods warehouse
on the bank above the wharf. These appear to have
been shot down into the middle of a moorland wilderness.
But now, as the coach surmounts some rising ground,
several homesteads come into view, scattered about
within a distance of one or two miles. Beyond
the paddocks surrounding these, all of the country
that is visible appears to be covered with tall brown
fern, and a low brushwood not unlike heather.
As we go lumbering up the rise we
are passed by a young lady riding down towards the
hotel. Very bright and pretty she looks, by contrast
with the rough surroundings. Quite a lovely picture,
in her graceful riding-habit of light drab, and her
little billycock hat with its brilliant feather.
So think we all, especially our gallant Jehu, who
bows profoundly in response to a nod of recognition,
and turns to look admiringly after the fair equestrian.
Then, upon the right, we look down
upon the great feature of the district, Mr. Lamb’s
flour-mill and biscuit-factory. In this establishment
are made crackers that are well-known and much esteemed
far beyond the limits of New Zealand. The Riverhead
manufacture is known in the South Sea and Australia.
The factory stands on the bank of the creek, having
water-power and a water highway at its door. It
is a large structure, mostly of timber, with a tall
chimney of brick. Near it is the residence of
the proprietor, and a row of houses inhabited by his
employes. The whole is surrounded by a grove of
choice trees and shrubs, by gardens and paddocks,
evidently in a high state of cultivation. Beyond
tower the brown and shaggy ranges, and all around is
the uncouth moorland. It is an oasis in the desert,
this green and fertile spot, a Tadmor in the wilderness.
Yet when we make some remarks, as
new-chums will, about the apparent richness of the
land down there, a settler, who sits behind, takes
us up rather shortly. He appears to consider
Mr. Lamb’s estate as a positive offence.
“Bone-dust and drainage!” he says with
a snort of contempt. It seems that the land about
us is considered to be of the very poorest quality,
sour gum-clay; and any one who sets about reclaiming
such sort is looked upon as a fool, at least, although,
in this case, it is evident that the cultivation is
merely an ornamental subsidiary to the factory.
But these poor lands are only bad
comparatively. Much of the soil in them is better
by far than that of many productive farms at home;
only our colonial pioneer-farmers have no notion of
any scientific methods in agriculture. They have
been spoilt by the wondrous fertility of the rich
black forest mould, and the virgin volcanic soils.
They will continue to regard manuring and draining
and so forth as a folly and a sin almost, until the
population becomes numerous, and all the first-class
lands are filled up.
Fresh from high-dried systems and
theories of agriculture as practised in Great Britain,
we are dumbfounded by the tirade against manuring,
and the revolutionary ideas which our coach-companion
further favours us with. We are evidently beginning
to learn things afresh, though this is our first day
in the bush.
By the way, I must explain this term
to English readers. “Bush” has a
double signification, a general and a particular one.
In its first and widest sense it is applied to all
the country beyond the immediate vicinity of the cities
or towns. Thus, Riverhead may be described as
a settlement in the “bush,” and our road
lies through the “bush,” though here it
is all open moorland. But, in a more particular
way, “bush” simply indicates the natural
woods and forests. A farmer up-country, who says
he has been into the “bush” after cattle,
means that he has been into the forest, in contradistinction
to his own cleared land, the settlement, or the open
country.
Our road lies at first through the
fern lands beyond Riverhead, and we soon lose sight
of the settlement. We appear to be travelling
at random across the moor, for not a trace of what
our English eyes have been taught to regard as a road
can we discern. The country is all a rugged wilderness
of range and gully: “gently undulating,”
you say, if you want to convey a favourable impression;
“abruptly broken and hilly,” if you would
speak the literal truth. There is not a level
yard of land it is all as rough and unequal
as it is possible for land to be.
The road is no macadamized way:
it is simply a track that, in many parts, is barely
visible except to practised eyes. Further on,
where we pass through tracts of forest, the axe has
cleared a broad path; and down some steep declivities
there has been a mild attempt at a cutting. Where
we come upon streams of any size or depth, light wooden
bridges have been built; and fascines have made some
boggy parts fordable in wet weather. Such is
our road, and along it we proceed at a hand-gallop
for the most part. The jolting may be imagined,
it cannot be described; for the four wheels are never
by any chance on the same level at one and the same
time.
When we have proceeded eight or nine
miles, Dandy Jack seems to be preparing himself for
some exciting incident. Yankee Bill gallops alongside,
exchanging a mysterious conversation in shouts with
him.
“Better take round by the ford, Cap!”
“Ford be blanked!” answers Dandy Jack.
“The rest of the planking’s
sure to be gone by this time,” continues the
cavalier.
“Then I reckon we’ll jump
it. Ford’s two miles round at least, and
we’re late now.”
Our dandy charioteer glances round
on his passengers, and remarks
“Hold on tight, boys; and, if
we spill, spring clear for a soft place.”
So saying, he plants his feet firmly
out, takes a better grip of the reins, and crams his
hat well on to his head. We ignorant new-chums
sit perturbed, for we don’t know what is coming,
only we do not admire the grim determination of our
driver’s mouth, or the devilry flashing from
his eyes. The rest of the passengers say nothing.
They know Dandy Jack, and are philosophically resigned
to their fate.
And now we plunge down the side of
a gully, steep and wooded, with a brawling torrent
pouring along its bottom. The road runs obliquely
down the incline, and this descent we proceed to accomplish
at a furious gallop, Dandy Jack shouting and encouraging
his horses; his mate riding beside them, and flogging
them to harder exertions. Then we see what is
before us.
Right at the bottom of the steep road
is a bridge across the creek; or, at least, what was
once a bridge, for a freshet or something seems to
have torn it partially up. Originally built by
throwing tree-trunks across from bank to bank, and
covering these with planking, what we now see seems
little more than a bare skeleton; for nearly all the
planking is gone, and only the rough bare logs remain and
of these several are displaced, so that uncomfortable-looking
gaps appear. Some feet below the level of this
ruined bridge a regular cataract is flowing. Across
the frail scaffolding you can call it no
more that spans the torrent, it is clearly
Dandy Jack’s intention to hurl the coach, trusting
to the impetus to get it over. We shut our eyes
in utter despair of a safe issue, and hold on to our
seats with the clutch of drowning men. It is
all that we can do.
Meanwhile the four horses, maddened
by the whoops and lashes of our excited Jehu and his
aid, are tearing down the slope at racing speed.
The coach is bounding, rocking, jolting at their heels
in frightfully dangerous fashion. We dare not
glance at Dandy Jack, but we feel that he is in his
element; and that, consequently, we are in deadly peril.
Then the chorus of yells grows louder and fiercer,
the swish of the whips more constant and furious.
There is a tremendous rattle, a series of awful bumps
that seem to dislocate every bone in my body, a feeling
that the coach is somersaulting, I appear to be flying
through space among the stars, and then all
is blank.
When I recall my shocked and scattered
senses, a minute or two later, I find myself half-buried,
head downward, among moss and fern. I pick myself
out of that, and stupidly feel myself all over, fortunately
finding that I have sustained no particular injury.
Then I survey the scene.
We are on the other side of the stream so
much I discover but we have evidently not
attained it without a mishap. Not to put too fine
a point upon it, we have experienced a most decided
spill. The coach has overturned just as it crossed
the bridge, and passengers and baggage have been shot
forth into the world at large. Fortunately, the
ground was soft with much vegetation, so that no one
is much hurt; the “insides” alone being
badly bruised. There is a confused heap of plunging
hoofs, and among them Dandy Jack and Yankee Bill are
already busy, loosening the traces and getting the
horses on their feet.
The passengers go one by one to their
assistance, and much objurgation and ornamental rhetoric
floats freely through the atmosphere. Presently,
the coach is got on its wheels again by united effort,
and it is found to be none the worse for the accident.
In truth, its builder seems to have had an eye to
such casualties as that we have suffered, and has
adapted the construction of the machine to meet them.
But with the horses it is different.
Three of them are speedily got on their legs and rubbed
down, being no more than scared. The fourth,
however, cannot rise, and examination shows that one
of its legs is broken, and probably the spine injured
as well. It is evident the poor creature is past
all further service. So Dandy Jack sits on its
head, while Yankee Bill pulls out his sheath-knife
and puts the animal out of misery. I overhear
our eccentric driver murmuring
“Woe worth the chase, woe worth
the day
That cost thy life, my gallant grey!”
Adding, in a louder voice
“Twelve pounds I paid for that
critter; but I reckon I’ve had the profit out
of it, anyhow!”
The horse that Yankee Bill was riding
is now unsaddled and hitched up with the others, in
place of the dead one. For baggage and passengers
are being collected again, and it seems we are going
on as though nothing had happened.
It is, perhaps, not strange that no
one should express surprise at the accident; but it
is certainly singular that no one shows any resentment
towards our driver, or blames him in any way.
The prevailing feeling is one of simple congratulation
that things are no worse. One would think the
accident was quite a usual affair, and had even been
expected. A passenger remarks quite seriously
“I will say this for Dandy Jack:
he always contrives that you shall pitch into a soft
place.”
They seem about to offer a vote of
thanks to this reckless madman, for having overturned
us without hurt to any one! It occurs to us two
new-chums that our life in this country is likely to
be eventful, if this kind of thing is the ordinary
style of coaching. And we begin to understand
what our driver meant, when he alluded to the grave
responsibility of having a lady among his passengers;
for his driving is only comparable to the driving
of the son of Nimshi.
Before we proceed on our way, the
foppery of our charioteer reasserts itself. Of
course, his neat and spruce trim has been considerably
disarrayed, so now he proceeds to reorganize his appearance.
Gravely and calmly he draws brushes and so on from
a receptacle under the box-seat, and commences to
titivate himself. This is too much. Laughter
and jibes and energetic rebukes fall on him thick
as hail. At first he pays no attention; then
he says slowly
“Look here! If any one
wants to walk the rest of the way, he can do it.
I’m willing to split fares for the half journey!”
There is a covert threat in this,
and as no one cares to quarrel with the speaker, his
eccentricities are allowed to develop themselves without
further interference. Then we resume our drive
on to Helensville.
For the most part the road passes
through open country, but we now more frequently see
scrub and bush in various directions. At one place,
indeed, for about two miles, we pass through forest.
The trees, mostly kahikatea, seem to our English eyes
of stupendous proportions, but we are told they grow
much bigger in many other parts. Signs of human
life are not altogether wanting in these wilds.
We pass a dray coming down from the Kaipara, laden
with wool, and pull up, that Dandy Jack may have a
private conversation with the driver of it. This
dray is a huge waggon, built in a very strong and
substantial style, and it is drawn by twelve span
of bullocks.
Here and there among the fern, usually
in the bottom of a gully beside some patch of scrub,
we have noticed little clusters of huts. These
are not Maori whares, as we suppose at first, but
are the temporary habitations of gum-diggers, a nomadic
class who haunt the waste tracts where kauri-gum is
to be found buried in the soil. In a few places
we pass by solitary homesteads, looking very comfortable
in the midst of their more or less cultivated paddocks
and clearings. These are usually fixed on spots
where the soil, for a space of a few hundred acres,
happens to be of better quality than the gum-lands
around. At most of these settlers’ houses
somebody is on the look-out for the coach, and there
is a minute’s halt to permit of the exchange
of mails or news. For travellers along the road
are very few in number, and the bi-weekly advent of
the coach is an event of importance.
The afternoon is wearing late, and
the rays of the declining sun are lengthening the
shadows, when we emerge on the top of a high hill that
overlooks the valley of the Kaipara. A wide and
magnificent prospect lies spread before us. Far
down below the river winds through a broad valley,
the greater expanse of which, being low and swampy,
is covered with a dense thicket of luxuriant vegetation.
In parts we see great masses of dark, sombre forest,
but even in the distance this is relieved by variety
of colouring, flowering trees, perhaps, or the brilliant
emerald of clusters of tree-ferns. Right out on
the western boundary a line of hills shuts out the
sea, and their summits glisten with a strange ruddy
and golden light the effect of the sun shining
on the wind-driven sand that covers them. To
the north the river widens and winds, until, far away,
we get a glimpse of the expanding waters of the Kaipara
Harbour. Successive hills and rolling ranges,
clothed with primeval forest, close in upon the valley.
About the centre of the broad-stretching
vale, we discern a little patch of what looks like
grass and cleared land. There is here a cluster
of houses, whitely gleaming beside the river, and
that hamlet is Helensville the future town
and metropolis of the Kaipara.
The road, from the hill-top where
we are, winds in a long descent of about two miles
down to the township. It is scarcely needful to
say that Dandy Jack considers it incumbent on him
to make his entrance into Helensville with as much
flourish and eclat as possible. Accordingly,
we proceed along the downhill track at breakneck speed,
and come clattering and shouting into the village,
amid much bustle and excitement. We are finally
halted in an open space before the hotel, which is
evidently intended to represent a village green or
public square, the half-dozen houses of the place
being scattered round it.
The entire population has turned out
to witness our arrival: a score or so of bearded,
sunburnt, rough-looking men, three or four women, and
a group of boys and children. A babel of conversation
ensues. We, as new-chums, are speedily surrounded
by a group anxious to make our acquaintance, and are
eagerly questioned as to our intentions.
Several persons present are acquainted
with Old Colonial, and when it is known that we are
going to join him, we are at once placed on the footing
of personal friends. Hospitality is offered, invitations
to take a drink at the bar are given us on all sides.
We accept, for we are not total abstainers or
sich! and are in that condition when
the foaming tankard is an idea of supreme bliss.
The hotel is larger and more pretentious
than that at Riverhead. It is better built, and
has a second storey and a balcony above the verandah.
It is furnished, too, in a style that would do credit
to Auckland we particularly noticing some
capital cabinet-work in the beautiful wood of the
mottled kauri.
And then we are treated to a dissertation
on the wonderful advantages and prospects of Helensville,
some day to be a city and seaport, a manufacturing
centre and emporium of the vast trade of the great
fertile tracts of the Kaipara districts. We are
assured that there is no place in all New Zealand
where it could be more advantageous to our future to
settle in than here. And so to supper, and finally
to bed, to sleep, and to dream of the wonders that
shall be; to dream of cathedrals and factories and
theatres rising here, and supplanting the forest and
scrub around us; to dream of splendid streets along
the banks of the Kaipara, but streets which ever end
in rocky wooded gullies, down which we plunge incessantly,
behind a rushing nightmare that is driven either by
a demon or by Dandy Jack.