Hegisippe Cruchot laughed and twirled
his little brows mustache.
“If you think so much of it,”
said he, “you can acquit your debt in full by
offering me another absinthe to drink the health of
the three.”
“Why, of course,” said Septimus.
Hegisippe, who was sitting next the
door, twisted his head round and shouted his order
to those within. It was a very modest little cafe;
in fact it was not a cafe at all, but a Marchand
des vins with a zinc counter inside, and a couple
of iron tables outside on the pavement to convey the
air of a terrasse. Septimus, with his genius
for the inharmonious, drank tea; not as the elegant
nowadays drink at Colombin’s or Rumpelmayer’s,
but a dirty, gray liquid served with rum, according
to the old French fashion, before five-o’cloquer
became a verb in the language. When people ask
for tea at a Marchand des vins, the teapot has
to be hunted up from goodness knows where; and as
for the tea...! Septimus, however, sipped the
decoction of the dust of ages with his usual placidity.
He had poured himself out a second cup and was emptying
into it the remainder of the carafe of rum, so as
to be ready for the toast as soon as Hegisippe had
prepared his absinthe, when a familiar voice behind
him caused him to start and drop the carafe itself
into the teacup.
“Well, I’m blessed!” said the voice.
It was Clem Sypher, large, commanding,
pink, and smiling. The sight of Septimus hobnobbing
with a Zouave outside a humble wine merchant’s
had drawn from him the exclamation of surprise.
Septimus jumped to his feet.
“My dear fellow, how glad I
am to see you. Won’t you sit down and join
us? Have a drink.”
Sypher took off his gray Homburg hat
for a moment, and wiped a damp forehead.
“Whew! How anybody can
stay in Paris this weather unless they are obliged
to is a mystery.”
“Why do you stay?” asked Septimus.
“I’m not staying.
I’m passing through on my way to Switzerland
to look after the Cure there. But I thought I’d
look you up. I was on my way to you. I was
in Nunsmere last week and took Wiggleswick by the throat
and choked your address out of him. The Hotel
Godet. It’s somewhere about here, isn’t
it?”
“Over there,” said Septimus,
with a wave of the hand. He brought a chair from
the other table. “Do sit down.”
Sypher obeyed. “How’s the wife?”
“The what?” asked Septimus.
“The wife Mrs. Dix.”
“Oh, very well, thank you,”
he said hurriedly. “Let me introduce you
to my good friend Monsieur Hegisippe Cruchot of the
Zouaves Monsieur Cruchot Monsieur
Clem Sypher.”
Hegisippe saluted and declared his
enchantment according to the manners of his country.
Sypher raised his hat politely.
“Of Sypher’s Cure Friend
of Humanity. Don’t forget that,” he
said laughingly in French.
“Qu’est ce que c’est
que ca?” asked Hegisippe, turning to Septimus.
Septimus explained.
“Ah-h!” cried Hegisippe,
open-mouthed, the light of recognition in his eyes.
“La Cure Sypher!” He made it rhyme
with “prayer.” “But I know that
well. And it is Monsieur who fabricates ce
machin-la?”
“Yes; the Friend of Humanity. What have
you used it for?”
“For my heels when they had blisters after a
long day’s march.”
The effect of these words on Sypher
was electrical. He brought both hands down on
the table, leaned back in his chair, and looked at
Septimus.
“Good heavens!” he cried, changing color,
“it never occurred to me.”
“What?”
“Why blistered heels marching.
Don’t you see? It will cure the sore feet
of the Armies of the World. It’s a revelation!
It will be in the knapsack of every soldier who goes
to manoeuvers or to war! It will be a jolly sight
more useful than a marshal’s baton! It will
bring soothing comfort to millions of brave men!
Why did I never think of it? I must go round to
all the War Offices of the civilized globe. It’s
colossal. It makes your brain reel. Friend
of Humanity? I shall be the Benefactor of the
Human Race.”
“What will you have to drink?” asked Septimus.
“Anything. Donnez-moi un
bock,” he said impatiently, obsessed by his
new idea. “Tell me, Monsieur Cruchot, you
who have used the Cure Sypher. It is well
known in the French army is it not? You had it
served out from the regimental medical stores?”
“Ah, no, Monsieur. It is my mother who
rubbed it on my heels.”
Sypher’s face expressed disappointment,
but he cheered up again immediately.
“Never mind. It is the
idea that you have given me. I am very grateful
to you, Monsieur Cruchot.”
Hegisippe laughed. “It
is to my mother you should be grateful, Monsieur.”
“I should like to present her
with a free order for the Cure for life if
I knew where she lived.”
“That is easy,” said Hegisippe,
“seeing that she is concierge in the house where
the belle dame of Monsieur has her appartement.”
“Her appartement?”
Sypher turned sharply to Septimus. “What’s
that? I thought you lived at the Hotel Godet.”
“Of course,” said Septimus,
feeling very uncomfortable. “I live in the
hotel, and Emmy lives in a flat. She couldn’t
very well stay in the Hotel Godet, because it isn’t
a nice place for ladies. There’s a dog in
the courtyard that howls. I tried to throw him
some cold ham the other morning about six o’clock
to stop him; but it hit a sort of dustman, who ate
it and looked up for more. It was very good ham,
and I was going to have it for supper.”
“But, my dear man,” said
Sypher, laying his hand on his friend’s shoulder,
and paying no heed to the dog, ham, and dustman story,
“aren’t you two living together?”
“Oh, dear, not” said Septimus,
in alarm, and then, catching at the first explanation “you
see, our hours are different.”
Sypher shook his head uncomprehendingly.
The proprietor of the establishment, in dingy shirt-sleeves,
set down the beer before him. Hegisippe, who
had mixed his absinthe and was waiting politely until
their new friend should be served, raised his glass.
“Just before you came, Monsieur,”
said he, “I was about to drink to the health ”
“Of L’Armee-Francaise,”
interrupted Septimus, reaching out his glass.
“But no,” laughed Hegisippe.
“It was to Monsieur, Madame, et Bebe.”
“Bebe?” cried Sypher,
and Septimus felt his clear, swift glance read his
soul.
They clinked glasses. Hegisippe,
defying the laws governing the absorption of alcohols,
tossed off his absinthe in swashbuckler fashion, and
rose.
“Now I leave you. You have
many things to talk about. My respectful compliments
to Madame. Messieurs, au revoir.”
He shook hands, saluted and swaggered
off, his chéchia at the very back of his head,
leaving half his shaven crown uncovered in front.
“A fine fellow, your friend,
an intelligent fellow ” said Sypher,
watching him.
“He’s going to be a waiter,” said
Septimus.
“Now that he has had his heels
rubbed with the cure he may be more ambitious.
A valuable fellow, for having given me a stupendous
idea but a bit indiscreet, eh? Never
mind,” he added, seeing the piteous look on
Septimus’s face. “I’ll have
discretion for the two of us. I’ll not breathe
a word of it to anybody.”
“Thank you,” said Septimus.
There was an awkward silence.
Septimus traced a diagram on the table with the spilled
tea. Sypher lighted a cigar, which he smoked in
the corner of his mouth, American fashion.
“Well, I’m damned!” he muttered
below his breath.
He looked hard at Septimus, intent
on his tea drawing. Then he shifted his cigar
impatiently to the other side of his mouth. “No,
I’m damned if I am. I can’t be.”
“You can’t be what?”
asked Septimus, catching his last words.
“Damned.”
“Why should you be?”
“Look here,” said Sypher,
“I’ve rushed in rather unceremoniously
into your private affairs. I’m sorry.
But I couldn’t help taking an interest in the
two of you, both for your own sake and that of Zora
Middlemist.”
“I suppose you would do anything for her.”
“Yes.”
“So would I,” said Septimus,
in a low voice. “There are some women one
lives for and others one dies for.”
“She is one of the women for whom one would
live.”
Septimus shook his head. “No,
she’s the other kind. It’s much higher.
I’ve had a lot of time to think the last few
months,” he continued after a pause. “I’ve
had no one but Emmy and Hegisippe Cruchot to talk to and
I’ve thought a great deal about women.
They usedn’t to come my way, and I didn’t
know anything at all about them.”
“Do you now?” asked Sypher, with a smile.
“Oh, a great deal,” replied
Septimus seriously. “It’s astonishing
what a lot of difference there is between them and
between the ways men approach different types.
One woman a man wants to take by the hand and lead,
and another he’s quite content if
she makes a carpet of his body and walks over it to
save her feet from sharp stones. It’s odd,
isn’t it?”
“Not very,” said Sypher,
who took a more direct view of things than Septimus.
“It’s merely because he has got a kindly
feeling for one woman and is desperately in love with
the other.”
“Perhaps that’s it,” said Septimus.
Sypher again looked at him sharply,
as a man does who thinks he has caught another man’s
soul secret. It was only under considerable stress
of feeling that such coherence of ideas could have
been expressed by his irrelevant friend. What
he had learned the last few minutes had been a surprise,
a pain, and a puzzle to him. The runaway marriage
held more elements than he had imagined. He bent
forward confidentially.
“You would make a carpet of your body for Zora
Middlemist?”
“Why, of course,” replied the other in
perfect simplicity.
“Then, my friend, you’re desperately in
love with her.”
There was kindness, help, sympathy
in the big man’s voice, and Septimus, though
the challenge caused him agonies of shyness, did not
find it in his heart to resent Sypher’s logic.
“I suppose every man whom she
befriends must feel the same towards her. Don’t
you?”
“I? I’m different.
I’ve got a great work to carry through.
I couldn’t lie down for anybody to walk over
me. My work would suffer but in this
mission of mine Zora Middlemist is intimately involved.
I said it when I first saw her, and I said it just
before she left for California. She is to stand
by my side and help me. How, God knows.”
He laughed, seeing the bewildered face of Septimus,
who had never heard of this transcendental connection
of Zora with the spread of Sypher’s Cure.
“You seem to think I’m crazy. I’m
not. I work everything on the most hard and fast
common-sense lines. But when a voice inside you
tells you a thing day and night, you must believe
it.”
Said Septimus: “If you
had not met her, you wouldn’t have met Hegisippe
Cruchot, and so you wouldn’t have got the idea
of Army blisters.”
Sypher clapped him on the shoulder
and extolled him as a miracle of lucidity. He
explained magniloquently. It was Zora’s
unseen influence working magnetically from the other
side of the world that had led his footsteps towards
the Hotel Godet on that particular afternoon.
She had triumphantly vindicated her assertion that
geographical location of her bodily presence could
make no difference.
“I asked her to stay in England,
you know,” he remarked more simply, seeing that
Septimus lagged behind him in his flight.
“What for?”
“Why, to help me. For what other reason?”
Septimus took off his hat and laid
it on the chair vacated by Hegisippe, and ran his
fingers reflectively up his hair. Sypher lit another
cigar. Their side of the little street was deep
in shade, but on half the road and on the other side
of the way the fierce afternoon sunlight blazed.
The merchant of wine, who had been lounging in his
dingy shirt-sleeves against the door-post, removed
the glasses and wiped the table clear of the spilled
tea. Sypher ordered two more bocks for the
good of the house, while Septimus, still lost in thought,
brought his hair to its highest pitch of Struwel Peterdom.
Passers-by turned round to look at them, for well-dressed
Englishmen do not often sit outside a Marchand des
vins, especially one with such hair. But
passers-by are polite in France and do not salute the
unfamiliar with ribaldry.
“Well,” said Sypher, at last.
“We’ve been speaking intimately,”
said Septimus. He paused, then proceeded with
his usual diffidence. “I’ve never
spoken intimately to a man before, and I don’t
quite know how to do it it must be just
like asking a woman to marry you but don’t
you think you were selfish?”
“Selfish? How?”
“In asking Zora Middlemist to
give up her trip to California, just for the sake
of the Cure.”
“It’s worth the sacrifice,” Sypher
maintained.
“To you, yes; but it mayn’t be so to her.”
“But she believes in the thing as I do myself!”
cried Sypher.
“Why should she, any more than
I, or Hegisippe Cruchot? If she did, she would
have stayed. It would have been her duty.
You couldn’t expect a woman like Zora Middlemist
to fail in her duty, could you?”
Sypher rubbed his eyes, as if he saw
things mistily. But they were quite clear.
It was really Septimus Dix who sat opposite, concentrating
his discursive mind on Sypher’s Cure and implicitly
denying Zora’s faith. A simple-minded man
in many respects, he would not have scorned to learn
wisdom out of the mouths of babes and sucklings; but
out of the mouth of Septimus what wisdom could possibly
proceed? He laughed his suggestion away somewhat
blusteringly and launched out again on his panegyric
of the Cure. But his faith felt a quiver all
through its structure, just as a great building does
at the first faint shock of earthquake.
“What made you say that about
Zora Middlemist?” he asked when he had finished.
“I don’t know,”
replied Septimus. “It seemed to be right
to say it. I know when I get things into my head
there appears to be room for nothing else in the world.
One takes things for granted. When I was a child
my father took it for granted that I believed in predestination.
I couldn’t; but I did not dare tell him so.
So I went about with a load of somebody else’s
faith on my shoulders. It became intolerable;
and when my father found out he beat me. He had
a bit of rope tied up with twine at the end for the
purpose. I shouldn’t like this to happen
to Zora.”
This ended the discussion. The
landlord at his door-post drew them into talk about
the heat, the emptiness of Paris and the happy lot
of those who could go into villeggiatura in the
country. The arrival of a perspiring cabman in
a red waistcoat and glazed hat caused him to retire
within and administer to the newcomer’s needs.
“One of my reasons for looking
you up,” said Sypher, “was to make my
apologies.”
“Apologies?”
“Yes. Haven’t you
thought about the book on guns and wondered at not
hearing from me?”
“No,” said Septimus.
“When I’ve invented a thing the interest
has gone. I’ve just invented a new sighting
apparatus. I’ll show you the model if you’ll
come to the hotel.”
Sypher looked at his watch and excused
himself on the ground of business engagements.
Then he had to dine and start by the nine o’clock
train.
“Anyhow,” said he, “I’m
ashamed at not having done anything with the guns.
I did show the proofs to a naval expert, but he made
all sorts of criticisms which didn’t help.
Experts know everything that is known and don’t
want to know anything that isn’t. So I laid
it aside.”
“It doesn’t matter in
the least,” said Septimus eagerly, “and
if you want to break the contract you sent me, I can
pay you back the two hundred pounds.” But
Sypher assured him that he had never broken a contract
in his life, and they shook hands and went their respective
ways, Septimus to the appartement in the Boulevard
Raspail, and Sypher thoughtfully in the direction
of the Luxembourg.
He was sorry, very sorry for Septimus
Dix. His kindness of heart had not allowed him
to tell the brutal truth about the guns. The naval
expert had scoffed in the free manner of those who
follow the sea and declared the great guns a mad inventor’s
dream. The Admiralty was overwhelmed with such
things. The proofs were so much waste paper.
Sypher had come prepared to break the news as gently
as he could; but after all their talk it was not in
his heart to do so. And the two hundred pounds he
regarded it as money given to a child to play with.
He would never claim it. He was sorry, very sorry
for Septimus. He looked back along the past year
and saw the man’s dog-like devotion to Zora
Middlemist. But why did he marry Emmy, loving
the sister as he did? Why live apart from her,
having married her? And the child? It was
all a mystery in which he did not see clear. He
pitied the ineffectuality of Septimus with the kind
yet half-contemptuous pity of the strong man with
a fine nature. But as for his denial of Zora’s
faith, he laughed it away. Egotistical, yes.
Zora had posed the same question as Septimus and he
had answered it. But her faith in the Cure itself,
his mission to spread it far and wide over the earth,
and to save the nations from vulgar competitors who
thought of nothing but sordid gain that,
he felt sure, remained unshaken.
Yet as he walked along, in the alien
though familiar city, he was smitten, as with physical
pain, by a craving for her presence, for the gleam
of her eyes, for the greatness of sympathy and comprehension
that inhabited her generous and beautiful frame.
The need of her was imperious. He stopped at
a cafe on the Boulevard Saint-Michel, called for the
wherewithal to write, and like a poet in the fine
frenzy of inspiration, poured out his soul to her
over the heels of the armies of the world.
He had walked a great deal during
the day. When he stepped out of the cab that
evening at the Gare de Lyon, he felt an unfamiliar
stinging in his heel. During the process of looking
after his luggage and seeking his train he limped
about the platform. When he undressed for the
night in his sleeping compartment, he found that a
ruck in his sock had caused a large blister.
He regarded it with superstitious eyes, and thought
of the armies of the world. In hoc signo vinces!
The message had come from heaven.
He took a sample box of Sypher’s
Cure from his handbag, and, almost with reverence,
anointed his heel.