In the course of time Sypher returned
to London to fight a losing battle against the Powers
of Darkness and derive whatever inspiration he could
from Zora’s letters. He also called dutifully
at “The Nook” during his week-end visits
to Penton Court, where he found restfulness in the
atmosphere of lavender. Mrs. Oldrieve continued
to regard him as a most superior person. Cousin
Jane, as became a gentlewoman of breeding, received
him with courtesy but a courtesy marked
by that shade of reserve which is due from a lady
of quality to the grandfatherless. If she had
not striven against the unregeneracy of mortal flesh
she would have disapproved of him offhand because
she disapproved of Zora; but she was a conscientious
woman, and took great pride in overcoming prejudices.
She also collected pewter, the history of which Sypher,
during his years of self-education, had once studied,
in the confused notion that it was culture. All
knowledge is good; from the theory of quaternions
to the way to cut a ham-frill. It is sure to
come in useful, somehow. An authority on Central
African dialects has been known to find them invaluable
in altercations with cabmen, and a converted burglar
has, before now, become an admirable house-agent.
What Sypher, therefore, had considered merely learned
lumber in his head cemented his friendship with Cousin
Jane or rather, to speak by the book, soldered
it with pewter. As for the Cure, however, she
did not believe in it, and told him so, roundly.
She had been brought up to believe in doctors, the
Catechism, the House of Lords, the inequality of the
sexes, and the Oldrieve family, and in that faith
she would live and die. Sypher bore her no malice.
She did not call the Cure pestilential quackery.
He was beginning not to despise the day of small things.
“It may be very good in its
way,” she said, “just as Liberalism and
Darwinism and eating in restaurants may be good things.
But they are not for me.”
Cousin Jane’s conversation provided
him with much innocent entertainment. Mrs. Oldrieve
was content to talk about the weather, and what Zora
and Emmy used to like to eat when they were little
girls: subjects interesting in themselves but
not conducive to discussion. Cousin Jane was nothing
if not argumentative. She held views, expounded
them, and maintained them. Nothing short of a
declaration from Jéhovah bursting in glory through
the sky could have convinced her of error. Even
then she would have been annoyed. She profoundly
disapproved of Emmy’s marriage to Septimus, whom
she characterized as a doddering idiot. Sypher
defended his friend warmly. He also defended
Wiggleswick at whose ways and habits the good lady
expressed unrestrained indignation. She could
not have spoken more disrespectfully of Antichrist.
“You mark my words,” she
said, “he’ll murder them both in their
sleep.”
Concerning Zora, too, she was emphatic.
“I am not one of those who think
every woman ought to get married; but if she can’t
conduct herself decently without a husband, she ought
to have one.”
“But surely Mrs. Middlemist’s
conduct is irreproachable,” said Sypher.
“Irreproachable? Do you
think trapesing about alone all over the earth mixing
with all sorts of people she doesn’t know from
Adam, and going goodness knows where and doing goodness
knows what, and idling her life away, never putting
a darn in her stockings even is irreproachable
conduct on the part of a young woman of Zora’s
birth and appearance? The way she dresses must
attract attention, wherever she goes. It’s
supposed to be ‘stylish’ nowadays.
In my time it was immodest. When a young woman
was forced to journey alone she made herself as inconspicuous
as possible. Zora ought to have a husband to
look after her. Then she could do as she liked or
as he liked, which would be much the best thing for
her.”
“I happen to be in Mrs. Middlemist’s
confidence,” said Sypher. “She has
told me many times that she would never marry again.
Her marriage ”
“Stuff and rubbish!” cried
Cousin Jane. “You wait until the man comes
along who has made up his mind to marry her.
It must be a big strong man who won’t stand
any nonsense and will take her by the shoulders and
shake her. She’ll marry him fast enough.
We’ll see what happens to her in California.”
“I hope she won’t marry
one of those dreadful creatures with lassos,”
said Mrs. Oldrieve, whose hazy ideas of California
were based on hazier memories of Buffalo Bill’s
Wild West Show which she had seen many years ago in
London.
“I hope Mrs. Middlemist won’t
marry at all,” said Sypher, in a tone of alarm.
“Why?” asked Cousin Jane.
She shot the question at him with
almost a snarl. Sypher paused for a moment or
two before replying.
“I should lose a friend,” said he.
“Humph!” said Cousin Jane.
If the late Rev. Laurence Sterne had
known Cousin Jane, “Tristram Shandy” would
have been the richer by a chapter on “Humphs.”
He would have analyzed this particular one with a
minute delicacy beyond the powers of Clem Sypher through
whose head rang the echo of the irritating vocable
for some time afterwards. It meant something.
It meant something uncomfortable. It was directly
leveled at himself and yet it seemed to sum up her
previous disparaging remarks about Zora. “What
the dickens did she mean by it?” he asked
himself.
He came down to Nunsmere every week
now, having given up his establishment at Kilburn
Priory and sold the house “The Kurhaus,”
as he had named it in his pride. A set of bachelor’s
chambers in St. James’s sheltered him during
his working days in London. He had also sold his
motor-car; for retrenchment in personal expenses had
become necessary, and the purchase-money of house
and car were needed for the war of advertising which
he was waging against his rivals. These were days
black with anxiety and haunting doubt, illuminated
now and then by Zora, who wrote gracious letters of
encouragement. He carried them about with him
like talismans.
Sometimes he could not realize that
the great business he had created could be on the
brink of failure. The routine went on as usual.
At the works at Bermondsey the same activity apparently
prevailed as when the Cure had reached the hey-day
of its fortune some five years before. In the
sweet-smelling laboratory gleaming with white tiles
and copper retorts, the white-aproned workmen sorted
and weighed and treated according to the secret recipe
the bundles of herbs that came in every day and were
stacked in pigeon-holes along the walls. In the
boiling-sheds, not so sweet-smelling, the great vats
of fat bubbled and ran, giving out to the cooling-troughs
the refined white cream of which the precious ointment
was made. Beyond there was another laboratory
vast and clean and busy, where the healing ichor of
the herbs was mixed with the drugs and the cream.
Then came the work-rooms where rows of girls filled
the celluloid boxes, one dabbing in the well-judged
quantity, another cutting it off clean to the level
of the top with a swift stroke of the spatula, another
fitting on the lid, and so on, in endless but fascinating
monotony until the last girl placed on the trolley
by her side, waiting to carry it to the packing-shed,
the finished packet of Sypher’s Cure as it would
be delivered to the world. Then there were the
packing-sheds full of deal cases for despatching the
Cure to the four quarters of the globe, some empty,
some being filled, others stacked in readiness for
the carriers: a Babel of sounds, of hammering
clamps, of creaking barrows, of horses by the open
doors rattling their heavy harness and trampling the
flagstones with their heavy hoofs; a ceaseless rushing
of brawny men in sackcloth aprons, of dusty men with
stumps of pencils and note-books and crumpled invoices,
counting and checking and reporting to other men in
narrow glass offices against the wall. Outside
stood the great wagons laden with the white deal boxes
bound with iron hoops and bearing in vermilion letters
the inscription of Sypher’s Cure.
Every detail of this complicated hive
was as familiar to him as his kitchen was to his cook.
He had planned it all, organized it all. Every
action of every human creature in the place from the
skilled pharmaceutist responsible for the preparation
of the ointment to the grimy boy who did odd jobs
about the sheds had been pre-conceived by him, had
had its mainspring in his brain. Apart from idealistic
aspirations concerned with the Cure itself, the perfecting
of this machinery of human activity had been a matter
of absorbing interest, its perfection a subject of
honorable pride.
He walked through the works day after
day, noting the familiar sights and sounds, pausing
here and there lovingly, as a man does in his garden
to touch some cherished plant or to fill himself with
the beauty of some rare flower. The place was
inexpressibly dear to him. That those furnaces
should ever grow cold, that those vats should ever
be empty, that those two magic words should cease
to blaze on the wooden boxes, should fade from the
sight of man, that those gates should ever be shut,
seemed to transcend imagination. The factory
had taken its rank with eternal, unchanging things,
like the solar system and the Bank of England.
Yet he knew only too well that there had been change
in the unchanging and in his soul dwelt a sickening
certainty that the eternal would be the transient.
Gradually the staff had been reduced, the output lessened.
Already two of the long tables once filled with girls
stood forlornly empty.
His comfortably appointed office in
Moorgate Street told the same story. Week after
week the orders slackened and gradually the number
of the clerks had shrunk. Gloom settled permanently
on the manager’s brow. He almost walked
on tiptoe into Sypher’s room and spoke to him
in a hushed whisper, until rebuked for dismalness.
“If you look like that, Shuttleworth, I shall
cry.”
On another occasion Shuttleworth said:
“We are throwing money away
on advertisements. The concern can’t stand
it.”
Sypher turned, blue pencil in hand,
from the wall where draft proofs of advertisements
were pinned for his correction and master’s touch.
This was a part of the business that he loved.
It appealed to the flamboyant in his nature.
It particularly pleased him to see omnibuses pass by
bearing the famous “Sypher’s Cure,”
an enlargement of his own handwriting, in streaming
letters of blood.
“We’re going to double
them,” said he; and his air was that of the racing
Mississippi captains of old days who in response to
the expostulation of their engineers sent a little
nigger boy to sit on the safety-valve.
The dismal manager turned up his eyes
to heaven with the air of the family steward in Hogarth’s
“Mariage a la Mode.” He had not
his chief’s Napoleonic mind; but he had a wife
and a large family. Clem Sypher also thought of
that not only of Shuttleworth’s wife
and family, but also of the wives and families of
the many men in his employ. It kept him awake
at nights.
In the soothing air of Nunsmere, however,
he slept, in long dead stretches, as a tired man sleeps,
in spite of trains which screeched past the bottom
of his lawn. Their furious unrest enhanced the
peace of village things. He began to love the
little backwater of the earth whose stillness calmed
the fever of life. As soon as he stepped out
on to the platform at Ripstead a cool hand seemed
to touch his forehead, and charm away the cares that
made his temples throb. At Nunsmere he gave himself
up to the simplicities of the place. He took
to strolling, like Septimus, about the common and made
friends with the lame donkey. On Sunday mornings
he went to church. He had first found himself
there out of curiosity, for, though not an irreligious
man, he was not given to pious practices; but afterwards
he had gone on account of the restfulness of the rural
service. His mind essentially reverend took it
very seriously, just as it took seriously the works
of a great poet which he could not understand or any
alien form of human aspiration; even the parish notices
and the publication of banns he received with earnest
attention. His intensity of interest as he listened
to the sermon sometimes flattered the mild vicar, and
at other times when thinness of argument
pricked his conscience alarmed him considerably.
But Sypher would not have dared enter into theological
disputation. He took the sermon as he took the
hymns, in which he joined lustily. Cousin Jane,
whom he invariably met with Mrs. Oldrieve after the
service and escorted home, had no such scruples.
She tore the vicar’s theology into fragments
and scattered them behind her as she walked, like
a hare in a paper chase.
Said the Literary Man from London,
who had strolled with them on one of these occasions:
“The good lady’s one of
those women who speak as if they had a relation who
had married a high official in the Kingdom of Heaven
and now and then gave them confidential information.”
Sypher liked Rattenden because he
could often put into a phrase his own unformulated
ideas. He also belonged to a world to which he
himself was a stranger, the world of books and plays
and personalities and theories of art. Sypher
thought that its denizens lived on a lofty plane.
“The atmosphere,” said
Rattenden, “is so rarified that the kettle refuses
to boil properly. That is why we always have cold
tea at literary gatherings. My dear fellow, it’s
a damned world. It talks all day and does nothing
all night. The ragged Italian in front of the
fresco in his village church or at the back of the
gallery at the opera of his town knows more essentials
of painting and music than any of us. It’s
a hollow sham of a world filled with empty words.
I love it.”
“Then why abuse it?” laughed Sypher.
“Because it’s a wanton
and the wanton angers you and fascinates you at the
same time. You never know how to take her.
You are aware she hasn’t got a heart, but her
lips are red. She is unreal. She holds views
in defiance of common sense. Which is the nobler
thing to do to dig potatoes or paint a
man digging potatoes? She swears to you that the
digger is a clod of earth and the painter a handful
of heaven. She is talking rot. You know it.
Yet you believe her.”
Sypher was not convinced by the airy
paradoxician. He had a childish idea that painters
and novelists and actors were superior beings.
Rattenden found this Arcadian and cultivated Sypher’s
society. They took long walks together on Sunday
afternoons.
“After all,” said Rattenden,
“I can speak freely. I am a pariah among
my kind.”
Sypher asked why.
“Because I don’t play
golf. In London it is impossible to be seriously
regarded as a literary man unless you play golf.”
He found Sypher a good listener.
He loved to catch a theory of life, hold it in his
hand like a struggling bird while he discoursed about
it, and let it go free into the sunshine again.
Sypher admired his nimbleness of mind.
“You juggle with ideas as the
fellows on the stage do with gilt balls.”
“It’s a game I learned,”
said Rattenden. “It’s very useful.
It takes one’s mind off the dull question of
earning bread and butter for a wife and five children.”
“I wish you’d teach it
to me,” said Sypher. “I’ve many
wives and many children dependent on me for bread
and butter!”
Rattenden was quick to note the tone
of depression. He laughed kindly.
“Looking on is just as good.
When you’re worried in London why don’t
you look me up? My wife and I will play the game
for you. She’s an amusing body. Heaven
knows how I should have got through without her.
She also swears by Sypher’s Cure.”
So they became friends. Sypher,
since the blistered heel episode, had lost his fearless
way of trumpeting the Cure far and wide, having a nervous
dread of seeing the p and q of the hateful
words form themselves on the lips of a companion.
He became subdued, and spoke only of travel and men
and things, of anything but the Cure. He preferred
to listen and, as Rattenden preferred to talk, he
found conversation a simple matter. Rattenden
was an amusing anecdotist and had amassed a prodigious
amount of raw material for his craft. To the
collector, by some unknown law of attraction, come
the objects which he collects. Everywhere he goes
he finds them to his hand, as Septimus’s friend
found the Toby jugs. Wherever Rattenden turned,
a bit of gossip met his ear. Very few things,
therefore, happened in literary and theatrical London
which did not come inevitably to his knowledge.
He could have wrecked many homes and pricked many
reputations. As a man of the world, however, he
used his knowledge with discretion, and as an artist
in anecdote he selected fastidiously. He seldom
retailed a bit of gossip for its own sake; when he
did so he had a purpose.
One evening they dined together at
Sypher’s club, a great semi-political institution
with many thousand members. He had secured, however,
a quiet table in a corner of the dining-room which
was adorned with full-length portraits of self-conscious
statesmen. Sypher unfolded his napkin with an
air of satisfaction.
“I’ve had good news to-day.
Mrs. Middlemist is on her way home.”
“You have the privilege of her
friendship,” said Rattenden. “You’re
to be envied. O fortunate nimium.”
He preserved some of the Oxford tradition
in tone and manner. He had brown hair turning
gray, a drooping mustache and wore pince-nez
secured by a broad black cord. Being very short-sighted
his eyes seen through the thick lenses were almost
expressionless.
“Zora Middlemist,” said
he, squeezing lemon over his oysters, “is a grand
and splendid creature whom I admire vastly. As
I never lose an opportunity of telling her that she
is doing nothing with her grand and splendid qualities,
I suffer under the ban of her displeasure.”
“What do you think she ought
to do with them?” asked Sypher.
“It’s a difficult and
delicate matter to discuss a woman with another man;
especially ” he waved a significant
hand. “But I, in my little way, have written
a novel or two studies of women. I
speak therefore as an expert. Now, just as a
painter can’t correctly draw the draped figure
unless he has an anatomical knowledge of the limbs
beneath, so is a novelist unable to present the character
of a woman with sincerity and verisimilitude unless
he has taken into account all the hidden physiological
workings of that woman’s nature. He must
be familiar with the workings of the sex principle
within her, although he need not show them in his work,
any more than the painter shows the anatomy.
Analyzing thus the imaginary woman, one forms a habit
of analyzing the real woman in whom one takes an interest or
rather one does it unconsciously.” He paused.
“I told you it was rather delicate. You
see what I’m trying to get at? Zora Middlemist
is driven round the earth like Io by the gadfly of
her temperament. She’s seeking the Beauty
or Meaning or Fulfilment, or whatever she chooses
to call it, of Life. What she’s really
looking for is Love.”
“I don’t believe it,” said Sypher.
Rattenden shrugged his shoulders.
“It’s true all the same. But in her
case it’s the great love the big
thing for the big man the gorgeous tropical
sunshine in which all the splendor of her can develop.
No little man will move her. She draws them all
round her that type has an irresistible
atmosphere but she passes them by with her
magnificent head in the air. She is looking all
the time for the big man. The pathetic comedy
of it is that she is as innocent and as unconscious
of the object of her search as the flower that opens
its heart to the bee bearing the pollen on its wings.
I’m not infallible as a general rule. In
this case I am.”
He hastened to consume his soup which
had got cold during his harangue.
“You’ve mixed much with
women and studied them,” said Sypher. “I
haven’t. I was engaged to a girl once,
but it was a tepid affair. She broke it off because
it was much more vital to me to work in my laboratory
than to hold her hand in her mother’s parlor.
No doubt she was right. This was in the early
days when I was experimenting with the Cure. Since
then I’ve been a man of one idea. It has
absorbed all my soul and energies, so that I’ve
had none to spare for women. Here and there,
of course ”
“I know. The trifling things.
They are part of the banquet of life. One eats
and forgets.”
Sypher glanced at him and nodded his
appreciation of the Literary Man’s neat way
of putting things. But he did not reply.
He ate his fish in silence, hardly tasting it, his
mind far away following Zora Middlemist across the
seas. A horrible, jealous hatred of the big man
for whom she sought sprang up in his heart. His
pink face flushed red.
“This sole bonne femme is excellent,”
said Rattenden.
Sypher started in confusion, and praised
the chef, and talked gastronomy while his thoughts
were with Zora. He remembered the confession of
Septimus Dix in Paris. Septimus had been caught
in the irresistible atmosphere. He loved her,
but he was one of the little men and she had passed
him by with her magnificent head in the air.
The gastronomic talk languished. Presently Rattenden
said:
“One of the feminine phenomena
that has puzzled me most of late has been the marriage
of her sister to Septimus Dix.”
Sypher laid down his knife and fork.
“How extraordinary that you
should mention it! He was in my mind as you spoke.”
“I was thinking of the sister,”
said Rattenden. “She has Mrs. Middlemist’s
temperament without her force of character the
sex without the splendor. I heard a very curious
thing about her only yesterday.”
“What was it?”
“It was one of those things that are not told.”
“Tell me,” said Sypher,
earnestly. “I have reasons for asking.
I am convinced there are circumstances of which neither
Mrs. Dix’s mother nor sister know anything.
I’m a loyal man. You may trust me.”
“Very well,” said Rattenden.
“Have you ever heard of a man called Mordaunt
Prince? Yes a well-known actor about
the biggest blackguard that disgraces the stage.
He was leading man at the theater where she last played.
They were doing ‘The Widow of Ware.’
They were about a great deal together. It was
common gossip at the time.”
“Gossip is notoriously uncharitable,”
said Sypher.
“If charity covers a multitude
of sins, uncharitableness has the advantage of uncovering
them. The pudor britannicus, however, is
responsible for uncovering the one I am going to tell
you of. About two or three months before the
marriage, Emmy Oldrieve and Mordaunt Prince were staying
together at an hotel in Tunbridge Wells. There
was no mistake about it. There they were.
They had a motor with them. A week before the
Dix marriage was announced Mordaunt Prince married
a Mrs. Morris old Sol Morris, the money-lender’s
widow.”
Sypher stared at him.
“It’s one of the least
amazing of human phenomena,” said Rattenden,
cynically. “I’m only puzzled at Calypso
being so soon able to console herself for the departure
of Ulysses, and taking up with such a dreamy-headed
shadow of a man as our friend Dix. The end of
the Mordaunt Prince story is that he soon grew too
much for the widow, who has pensioned him off, and
now he is drinking himself to death in Naples.”
“Emmy Oldrieve! Good God,
is it possible?” cried Sypher, absently pushing
aside the dish the waiter handed him.
Rattenden carefully helped himself
to partridge and orange salad.
“It’s not only possible,
but unquestionable fact. You see,” he added
complacently, “nothing can happen without its
coming sooner or later to me. My informant was
staying at the hotel all the time. You will allow
me to vouch absolutely for her veracity.”
Sypher did not speak for some moments.
The large dining-room with its portraits of self-conscious
statesmen faded away and became a little street in
Paris, one side in shade and the other baking in the
sun; and at a little iron table sat a brown and indiscreet
Zouave and Septimus Dix, pale, indecisive, with a
wistful appeal in his washed-out blue eyes. Suddenly
he regained consciousness, and, more for the sake
of covering his loss of self-possession than for that
of eating, he recalled the waiter and put some partridge
on his plate. Then he looked across the table
at his guest and said very sternly:
“I look to you to prevent this story going any
further.”
“I’ve already made it my duty to do so,”
said Rattenden.
Sypher helped his guest to wine.
“I hope you like this Roederer,”
said he. “It’s the only exquisite
wine in the club, and unfortunately there are not
more than a few bottles left. I had seven dozen
of the same cuvee in my cellar at Priory Park if
anything, in better condition. I had to sell it
with the rest of the things when I gave up the house.
It went to my heart. Champagne is the only wine
I understand. There was a time when it stood as
a symbol to me of the unattainable. Now that
I can drink it when I will, I know that all the laws
of philosophy forbid its having any attraction for
me. Thank heaven I’m not dyspeptic enough
in soul to be a philosopher and I’m grateful
for my aspirations. I cultivated my taste for
champagne out of sheer gratitude.”
“Any wise man,” said Rattenden,
“can realize his dreams. It takes something
much higher than wisdom to enjoy the realization.”
“What is that?”
“The heart of a child,”
said Rattenden. He smiled in his inscrutable way
behind his thick lenses, and sipped his champagne.
“Truly a delicious wine,” said he.
Sypher said good-by to his guest on
the steps of the club, and walked home to his new
chambers in St. James’s deep in thought.
For the first time since his acquaintance with Rattenden,
he was glad to part from him. He had a great
need of solitude. It came to him almost as a shock
to realize that things were happening in the world
round about him quite as heroic, in the eyes of the
High Gods, as the battle between Sypher’s Cure
and Jebusa Jones’s Cuticle Remedy. The
curtain of life had been lifted, and a flash of its
inner mysteries had been revealed. His eyes still
were dazed. But he had received the gift of vision.
He had seen beyond doubt or question the heart of
Septimus Dix. He knew what he had done, why he
had done it.
Zora Middlemist had passed Septimus
by with her magnificent head in the air. But
he was not one of the little men.
“By God, he is not!” he
cried aloud, and the cry came from his depths.
Zora Middlemist had passed him, Clem
Sypher, by with her magnificent head in the air.
He let himself into his chambers;
they struck him as being chill and lonely, the casual,
uncared-for hiding-place of one of the little men.
He stirred the fire, almost afraid to disturb the
cold silence by the rattle of the poker against the
bars of the grate. His slippers were set in readiness
on the hearth-rug, and the machine who valeted him
had fitted them with boot-trees. He put them
on, and unlocking his desk, took out the letter which
he had received that morning from Zora.
“For you,” she wrote,
“I want victory all along the line the
apotheosis of Sypher’s Cure on Earth. For
myself, I don’t know what I want. I wish
you would tell me.”
Clem Sypher sat in an arm-chair and
looked into the fire until it went out. For the
first time in his life he did not know what he wanted.