The days that followed were darkened
by overwhelming anxieties, so that he speculated little
as to the Ultimately Desired. A chartered accountant
sat in the office at Moorgate Street and shed around
him the gloom of statistics. Unless a miracle
happened the Cure was doomed.
It is all very well to seat a little
nigger on the safety-valve if the end of the journey
is in sight. The boiler may just last out the
strain. But to suppose that he will sit there
in permanent security to himself and the ship for
an indefinite time is an optimism unwarranted by the
general experience of this low world. Sypher’s
Cure could not stand the strain of the increased advertisement.
Shuttleworth found a dismal pleasure in the fulfilment
of his prophecy. A reduction in price had not
materially affected the sales. The Jebusa Jones
people had lowered the price of the Cuticle Remedy
and still undersold the Cure. During the year
the Bermondsey works had been heavily mortgaged.
The money had all been wasted on a public that had
eyes and saw not, that had ears and heard not the simple
gospel of the Friend of Humanity “Try
Sypher’s Cure.” In the midst of the
gloom Shuttleworth took the opportunity of deprecating
the unnecessary expense of production, never having
so greatly dared before. Only the best and purest
materials had been possible for the divine ointment.
By using second qualities, a great saving could be
effected without impairing the efficacy of the Cure.
Thus Shuttleworth. Sypher blazed into holy anger,
as if he had been counseled to commit sacrilege.
Radical reforms were imperative, if
the Cure was to be saved. He spent his nights
over vast schemes only to find the fatal flaw in the
cold light of the morning. This angered him.
It seemed that the sureness of his vision had gone.
Something strange, uncanny had happened within him,
he knew not what. It had nothing to do with his
intellectual force, his personal energy. It had
nothing to do with his determination to win through
and restore the Cure to its former position in the
market. It was something subtle, spiritual.
The memory of the blistered heel lived
with him. The slight doubt cast by Septimus on
Zora’s faith remained disturbingly at the back
of his mind. Yet he clung passionately to his
belief. If it were not Heaven-sent, then was
he of men most miserable.
Never had he welcomed the sight of
Nunsmere more than the next Saturday afternoon when
the trap turned off the highroad and the common came
into view. The pearls and faint blues of the
sky, the tender mist softening the russet of the autumn
trees, the gray tower of the little church, the red
roofs of the cottages dreaming in their old-world gardens,
the quiet green of the common with the children far
off at play and the lame donkey watching them in philosophic
content all came like the gift of a very
calm and restful God to the tired man’s eyes.
He thought to himself: “It
only lacks one figure walking across the common to
meet me.” Then the thought again: “If
she were there would I see anything else?”
At Penton Court the maid met him at the door.
“Mr. Dix is waiting to see you, sir.”
“Mr. Dix! Where is he?”
“In the drawing-room. He has been waiting
a couple of hours.”
He threw off his hat and coat, delighted,
and rushed in to welcome the unexpected guest.
He found Septimus sitting in the twilight by the French
window that opened on the lawn, and making elaborate
calculations in a note-book.
“My dear Dix!” He shook
him warmly by the hand and clapped him on the shoulder.
“This is more than a pleasure. What have
you been doing with yourself?”
Septimus said, holding up the note-book:
“I was just trying to work out
the problem whether a boy’s expenses from the
time he begins feeding-bottles to the time he leaves
the University increases by arithmetical or geometrical
progression.”
Sypher laughed. “It depends, doesn’t
it, on his taste for luxuries?”
“This one is going to be extravagant,
I’m afraid,” said Septimus. “He
cuts his teeth on a fifteenth-century Italian ivory
carving of St. John the Baptist I went
into a shop to buy a purse and they gave it to me
instead and turns up his nose at coral and
bells. There isn’t much of it to turn up.
I’ve never seen a child with so little nose.
I invented a machine for elongating it, but his mother
won’t let me use it.”
Sypher expressed his sympathy with
Mrs. Dix, and inquired after her health. Septimus
reported favorably. She had passed a few weeks
at Hottetot-sur-Mer, which had done her good.
She was now in Paris under the mothering care of Madame
Bolivard, where she would stay until she cared to
take up her residence in her flat in Chelsea, which
was now free from tenants.
“And you?” asked Sypher.
“I’ve just left the Hotel
Godet and come back to Nunsmere. Perhaps I’ll
give up the house and take Wiggleswick to London when
Emmy returns. She promised to look for a flat
for me. I believe women are rather good at finding
flats.”
Sypher handed him a box of cigars.
He lit one and held it awkwardly with the tips of
his long, nervous fingers. He passed the fingers
of his other hand, with the familiar gesture, up his
hair.
“I thought I’d come and
see you,” he said hesitatingly, “before
going to ‘The Nook.’ There are explanations
to be made. My wife and I are good friends, but
we can’t live together. It’s all my
fault. I make the house intolerable. I I
have an ungovernable temper, you know, and I’m
harsh and unloving and disagreeable. And it’s
bad for the child. We quarrel dreadfully at
least, she doesn’t.”
“What about?” Sypher asked gravely.
“All sorts of things. You
see, if I want breakfast an hour before dinner-time,
it upsets the household. Then there was the nose
machine and other inventions for the baby,
which perhaps might kill it. You can explain
all this and tell them that the marriage has been a
dreadful mistake on poor Emmy’s side, and that
we’ve decided to live apart. You will do
this for me, won’t you?”
“I can’t say I’ll
do it with pleasure,” said Sypher, “for
I’m more than sorry to hear your news.
I suspected as much when I met you in Paris. But
I’ll see Mrs. Oldrieve as soon as possible and
explain.”
“Thank you,” said Septimus;
“you don’t know what a service you would
be rendering me.”
He uttered a sigh of relief and relit
his cigar which had gone out during his appeal.
Then there was a silence. Septimus looked dreamily
out at the row of trees that marked the famous lawn
reaching down to the railway line. The mist had
thickened with the fall of the day and hung heavy on
the branches, and the sky was gray. Sypher watched
him, greatly moved; tempted to cry out that he knew
all, that he was not taken in by the simple legend
of his ungovernable temper and unlovely disposition.
His heart went out to him, as to a man who dwelt alone
on lofty heights, inaccessible to common humanity.
He was filled with pity and reverence for him.
Perhaps he exaggerated. But Sypher was an idealist.
Had he not set Sypher’s Cure as the sun in his
heaven and Zora as one of the fixed stars?
It grew dark. Sypher rang for the lamp and tea.
“Or would you like breakfast?” he asked
laughingly.
“I’ve just had supper,”
said Septimus. “Wiggleswick found some cheese
in a cupboard. I buried it in the front garden.”
A vague smile passed on his face like a pale gleam
of light over water on a cloudy day. “Wiggleswick
is deaf. He couldn’t hear it.”
“He’s a lazy scoundrel,” said Sypher.
“I wonder you don’t sack him.”
Septimus licked a hanging strip of
cigar-end into position he could never
smoke a cigar properly and lit it for the
third time.
“Wiggleswick is good for me,”
said he. “He keeps me human. I am apt
to become a machine. I live so much among them.
I’ve been working hard on a new gun or
rather an old gun. It’s field artillery,
quick-firing. I got on to the idea again from
a sighting apparatus I invented. I have the specification
in my pocket. The model is at home. I brought
it from Paris.”
He fetched a parcel of manuscript
from his pocket and unrolled it into flatness.
“I should like to show it to you. Do you
mind?”
“It would interest me enormously,” said
Sypher.
“I invent all sorts of things.
I can’t help it. But I always come back
to guns I don’t know why. I
hope you’ve done nothing further with the guns
of large caliber. I’ve been thinking about
them seriously, and I find they’re all moonshine.”
He smiled with wan cheerfulness at
the waste of the labor of years. Sypher, on whose
conscience the guns had laid their two hundred ton
weight, felt greatly relieved. Their colossal
scale had originally caught his imagination which
loved big conceptions. Their working had seemed
plausible to his inexpert eye. He had gone with
confidence to his friend, the expert on naval gunnery,
who had reported on them in breezy, sea-going terms
of disrespect. Since then he had shrunk from
destroying his poor friend’s illusions.
“Yes, they’re all unmanageable.
I see what’s wrong with them but I’ve
lost my interest in naval affairs.” He
paused and added dreamily: “I was horribly
seasick crossing the Channel this time.
“Let us have a look at the field-gun,”
said Sypher encouragingly. Remembering the naval
man’s language, he had little hope that Septimus
would be more successful by land than by sea; but his
love and pity for the inventor compelled interest.
Septimus’s face brightened.
“This,” said he, “is
quite a different thing. You see I know more about
it.”
“That’s where the bombardier comes in,”
laughed Sypher.
“I shouldn’t wonder,” replied Septimus.
He spread the diagram on a table,
and expounded the gun. Absorbed in his explanation
he lost the drowsy incertitude of his speech and the
dreaminess of his eyes. He spoke with rapidity,
sureness, and a note of enthusiasm rang oddly in his
voice. On the margins he sketched illustrations
of the Gatling, the Maxim, and the Hotchkiss and other
guns, and demonstrated the superior delicate deadliness
of his own. It could fire more rounds per minute
than any other piece of artillery known to man.
It could feed itself automatically from a magazine.
The new sighting apparatus made it as accurate as
a match rifle. Its power of massacre was unparalleled
in the history of wholesale slaughter. A child
might work it.
Septimus’s explanation was too
lucid for a man of Sypher’s intelligence not
to grasp the essentials of his invention. To all
his questions Septimus returned satisfactory answers.
He could find no flaw in the gun. Yet in his
heart he felt that the expert would put his finger
on the weak spot and consign the machine to the limbo
of phantasmagoric artillery.
“If it is all you say, there’s a fortune
in it,” said he.
“There’s no shadow of
doubt about it,” replied Septimus. “I’ll
send Wiggleswick over with the model to-morrow, and
you can see for yourself.”
“What are you going to do with it?”
“I don’t know,”
said Septimus, in his usual manner. “I never
know what to do with things when I invent them.
I once knew a man in the Patent Office who patented
things for me. But he’s married now and
gone to live in Balham.”
“But he’s still at the Patent Office?”
“Perhaps he is,” said
Septimus. “It never occurred to me.
But it has never done me any good to have things patented.
One has to get them taken up. Some of them are
drunk and disorderly enough for them to be taken up
at once,” he added with his pale smile.
He continued: “I thought perhaps you would
replace the big-caliber guns in our contract by this
one.”
Sypher agreed with pleasure to the
proposal. He knew a high military official in
the Ordnance Department of the War Office who would
see that the thing was properly considered. “If
he’s in town I’ll go and see him at once.”
“There’s no hurry,”
said Septimus. “I shouldn’t like you
to put yourself out. I know you’re a very
busy man. Go in any time you happen to be passing.
You are there pretty often: now, I suppose.”
“Why?”
“My friend Hegisippe Cruchot
gave you an idea in Paris about soldiers’
feet. How is it developing?”
Sypher made a wry face. “I
found, my dear Dix, it was like your guns of large
caliber.” He rose and walked impatiently
about the room. “Don’t let us talk
about the Cure, there’s a dear fellow. I
come down here to forget it.”
“Forget it?”
Septimus stared at him in amazement.
“Yes. To clear my mind
and brain of it. To get a couple of nights’
sleep after the rest of the week’s nightmare.
The concern is going to hell as fast as it can, and” he
stopped in front of Septimus and brought down his
hands in a passionate gesture “I can’t
believe it. I can’t believe it! What
I’m going through God only knows.”
“I at least had no notion,”
said Septimus. “And I’ve been worrying
you with my silly twaddle about babies and guns.”
“It’s a godsend for me
to hear of anything save ruin and the breaking up of
all that was dear to me in life. It’s not
like failure in an ordinary business. It has
been infinitely more than a business to me. It
has been a religion. It is still. That’s
why my soul refuses to grasp facts and figures.”
He went on, feeling a relief in pouring
out his heart to one who could understand. To
no one had he thus spoken. With an expansive nature
he had the strong man’s pride. To the world
in general he turned the conquering face of Clem Sypher,
the Friend of Humanity, of Sypher’s Cure.
To Septimus alone had he shown the man in his desperate
revolt against defeat. The lines around his mouth
deepened into lines of pain, and pain lay behind his
clear eyes and in the knitting of his brows.
“I believed the Almighty had
put an instrument for the relief of human suffering
into my hands. I dreamed great dreams. I
saw all the nations of the earth blessing me.
I know I was a damned fool. So are you. So
is every visionary. So are the apostles, the
missionaries, the explorers all who dream
great dreams all damned fools, but a glorious
company all the same. I’m not ashamed to
belong to it. But there comes a time when the
apostle finds himself preaching to the empty winds,
and the explorer discovers his El Dorado to be a barren
island, and he either goes mad or breaks his heart,
and which of the two I’m going to do I don’t
know. Perhaps both.”
“Zora Middlemist will be back
soon,” said Septimus. “She is coming
by the White Star line, and she ought to be in Marseilles
by the end of next week.”
“She writes me that she may
winter in Egypt. That is why she chose the White
Star line,” said Sypher.
“Have you told her what you’ve told me?”
“No,” said Sypher, “and
I never shall while there’s a hope left.
She knows it’s a fight. But I tell her as
I have told my damned fool of a soul that
I shall conquer. Would you like to go to her and
say, ’I’m done I’m beaten’?
Besides, I’m not.”
He turned and poked the fire, smashing
a great lump of coal with a stroke of his muscular
arm as if it had been the skull of the Jebusa Jones
dragon. Septimus twirled his small mustache and
his hand inevitably went to his hair. He had
the scared look he always wore at moments when he was
coming to a decision.
“But you would like to see Zora, wouldn’t
you?” he asked.
Sypher wheeled round, and the expression
on his face was that of a prisoner in the Bastille
who had been asked whether he would like a summer banquet
beneath the trees of Fontainebleau.
“You know that very well,” said he.
He laid down the poker and crossed the room to a chair.
“I’ve often thought of
what you said in Paris about her going away. You
were quite right. You have a genius for saying
and doing the simple right thing. We almost began
our friendship by your saying it. Do you remember?
It was in Monte Carlo. You remember that you didn’t
like my looking on Mrs. Middlemist as an advertisement.
Oh, you needn’t look uncomfortable, my dear
fellow. I loved you for it. In Paris you
practically told me that I oughtn’t to regard
her as a kind of fetich for the Cure, and claim her
bodily presence. You also put before me the fact
that there was no more reason for her to believe in
the Cure than yourself or Hegisippe Cruchot.
If you could tell me anything more,” said he
earnestly, “I should value it.”
What he expected to learn from Septimus
he did not know. But once having exalted him
to inaccessible heights, the indomitable idealist was
convinced that from his lips would fall words of gentle
Olympian wisdom. Septimus, blushing at his temerity
in having pointed out the way to the man whom he regarded
as the incarnation of force and energy, curled himself
up awkwardly in his chair, clasping his ankles between
his locked fingers. At last the oracle spoke.
“If I were you,” he said,
“before going mad or breaking my heart, I should
wait until I saw Zora.”
“Very well. It will be
a long time. Perhaps so much the better.
I shall remain sane and heart-whole all the longer.”
After dinner Sypher went round to
“The Nook,” and executed his difficult
mission as best he could. To carry out Septimus’s
wishes, which involved the vilification of the innocent
and the beatification of the guilty, went against
his conscience. He omitted, therefore, reference
to the demoniac rages which turned the home into an
inferno, and to the quarrels over the machine for
elongating the baby’s nose. Their tempers
were incompatible; they found a common life impossible;
so, according to the wise modern view of things, they
had decided to live apart while maintaining cordial
relations.
Mrs. Oldrieve was greatly distressed.
Tears rolled down her cheeks on to her knitting.
The old order was changing too rapidly for her and
the new to which it was giving place seemed anarchy
to her bewildered eyes. She held up tremulous
hands in protest. Husband and wife living apart
so cheerfully, for such trivial reasons! Even
if one had suffered great wrong at the hands of the
other it was their duty to remain side by side.
“Those whom God had joined together ”
“He didn’t,” snapped
Cousin Jane. “They were joined together
by a scrubby man in a registry office.”
This is the wild and unjust way in
which women talk. For aught Cousin Jane knew
the Chelsea Registrar might have been an Antinous for
beauty.
Mrs. Oldrieve shook her head sadly.
She had known how it would be. If only they had
been married in church by their good vicar, this calamity
could not have befallen them.
“All the churches and all the
vicars and all the archbishops couldn’t have
made that man anything else than a doddering idiot!
How Emmy could have borne with him for a day passes
my understanding. She has done well to get rid
of him. She has made a mess of it, of course.
People who marry in that way generally do. It
serves her right.”
So spoke Cousin Jane, whom Sypher
found, in a sense, an unexpected ally. She made
his task easier. Mrs. Oldrieve remained unconvinced.
“And the baby just a month or
so old. Poor little thing! What’s to
become of it?”
“Emmy will have to come here,”
said Cousin Jane firmly, “and I’ll bring
it up. Emmy isn’t fit to educate a rabbit.
You had better write and order her to come home at
once.”
“I’ll write to-morrow,” sighed Mrs.
Oldrieve.
Sypher reflected on the impossibilities
of the proposition and on the reasons Emmy still had
for remaining in exile in Paris. He also pitied
the child that was to be brought up by Cousin Jane.
It had extravagant tastes. He smiled.
“My friend Dix is already thinking
of sending him to the University; so you see they
have plans for his education.”
Cousin Jane sniffed. She would
make plans for them! As for the University if
it could turn out a doddering idiot like Septimus,
it was criminal to send any young man to such a seat
of unlearning. She would not allow him to have
a voice in the matter. Emmy was to be summoned
to Nunsmere.
Sypher was about to deprecate the
idea when he reflected again, and thought of Hotspur
and the spirits from the vasty deep. Cousin Jane
could call, and so could Mrs. Oldrieve. But would
Emmy come? As the answer to the question was
in the negative he left Cousin Jane to her comfortable
resolutions.
“You will no doubt discuss the matter with Dix,”
he said.
Cousin Jane threw up her hands.
“Oh, for goodness’ sake, don’t let
him come here! I couldn’t bear the sight
of him.”
Sypher looked inquiringly at Mrs. Oldrieve.
“It has been a great shock to
me,” said the gentle lady. “It will
take time to get over it. Perhaps he had better
wait a little.”
Sypher walked home in a wrathful mood.
Ostracism was to be added to Septimus’s crown
of martyrdom.
Perhaps, on the other hand, the closing
of “The Nook” doors was advantageous.
He had dreaded the result of Cousin Jane’s cross-examination,
as lying was not one of his friend’s conspicuous
accomplishments. Soothed by this reflection he
smoked a pipe, and took down Bunyan’s “Pilgrim’s
Progress” from his shelves.
While he was deriving spiritual entertainment
from the great battle between Christian and Apollyon
and consolation from the latter’s discomfiture,
Septimus was walking down the road to the post-office,
a letter in his hand. The envelope was addressed
to “Mrs. Middlemist, White Star Co.’s S.S.
Cedric, Marseilles.” It contained
a blank sheet of headed note-paper and the tail of
a little china dog.