“I’m very sorry to leave
you, Mr. Sypher,” said Shuttleworth, “but
my first duty is to my wife and family.”
Clem Sypher leaned back in his chair
behind his great office desk and looked at his melancholy
manager with the eyes of a general whose officers
refuse the madness of a forlorn hope.
“Quite so,” he said tonelessly. “When
do you want to go?”
“You engaged me on a three-months’ notice,
but ”
“But you want to go now?”
“I have a very brilliant position
offered me if I can take it up in a fortnight.”
“Very well,” said Sypher.
“You won’t say it’s
a case of rats deserting a sinking ship, will you,
sir? As I say, my wife and family ”
“The ship’s sinking.
You’re quite right to leave it. Is the position
offered you in the same line of business?”
“Yes,” said Shuttleworth,
unable to meet his chief’s clear, unsmiling eyes.
“One of the rival firms?”
Shuttleworth nodded, then broke out
into mournful asseverations of loyalty. Tithe
Cure had flourished he would have stayed with Mr. Sypher
till the day of his death. He would have refused
the brilliant offer. But in the circumstances ”
“Sauve qui peut,”
said Sypher. “Another month or two and Sypher’s
Cure becomes a thing of the past. Nothing can
pull it through. I was too sanguine. I wish
I had taken your advice oftener, Shuttleworth.”
Shuttleworth thanked him for the compliment.
“One learns by experience,”
said he modestly. “I was born and bred in
the patent-medicine business. It’s very
risky. You start a thing. It catches on
for a while. Then something else more attractive
comes on the market. There’s a war of advertising,
and the bigger capital wins. The wise man gets
out of it just before the rival comes. If you
had taken my advice five years ago, and turned it
into a company, you’d have been a rich man now,
without a care in the world. Next time you will.”
“There’ll be no next time,” said
Sypher gravely.
“Why not? There’s
always money in patent medicines. For instance,
in a new cure for obesity if properly worked.
A man like you can always get the money together.”
“And the cure for obesity?”
Shuttleworth’s dismal face contracted
into the grimace which passed with him for a smile.
“Any old thing will do, so long
as it doesn’t poison people.”
Uncomfortable under his chief’s
silent scrutiny, he took off his spectacles, breathed
on them, and wiped them with his handkerchief.
“The public will buy anything, if you advertise
it enough.”
“I suppose they will,” said Sypher.
“Even Jebusa Jones’s Cuticle Remedy.”
Shuttleworth started and put on his spectacles.
“Why shouldn’t they buy the Remedy, after
all?”
“You ask me that?” said
Sypher. All through the interview he had not
shifted his position. He sat fixed like a florid
ghost.
The manager shuffled uneasily in his
chair beside the desk, and cleared his throat nervously.
“I’m bound to,”
said he, “in self-defense. I know what you
think of the Cure but that’s a matter
of sentiment. I’ve been into the thing pretty
thoroughly, and I know that there’s scarcely
any difference in the composition of the Remedy and
the Cure. After all, any protecting grease that
keeps the microbes in the air out of the sore place
does just as well sometimes better.
There’s nothing in patent ointment that really
cures. Now is there?”
“Are you going to the Jebusa Jones people?”
asked Sypher.
“I have my wife and family,”
the manager pleaded. “I couldn’t refuse.
They’ve offered me the position of their London
agent. I know it must pain you,” he added
hurriedly, “but what could I do?”
“Every man for himself and the
devil take the hindmost. So you will give me
what they used to call my coup de grace.
You’ll just stab me dead as I lie dying.
Well, in a fortnight’s time you can go.”
The other rose. “Thank
you very much, Mr. Sypher. You have always treated
me generously, and I’m more than sorry to leave
you. You bear me no ill will?”
“For going from one quack remedy
to another? Certainly not.”
It was only when the door closed behind
the manager that Sypher relaxed his attitude.
He put both hands up to his face, and then fell forward
on to the desk, his head on his arms.
The end had come. To that which
mattered in the man, the lingering faith yet struggling
in the throes of dissolution, Shuttleworth had indeed
given the coup de grace. That he had joined
the arch-enemy who in a short time would achieve his
material destruction signified little. When something
spiritual is being done to death, the body and mind
are torpid. Even a month ago, had Shuttleworth
uttered such blasphemy within those walls Clem Sypher
would have arisen in his wrath like a mad crusader
and have cloven the blasphemer from skull to chine.
To-day, he had sat motionless, petrified, scarcely
able to feel. He knew that the man spoke truth.
As well put any noxious concoction of drugs on the
market and call it a specific against obesity or gravel
or deafness as Sypher’s Cure. Between the
heaven-sent panacea which was to cleanse the skin of
the nations and send his name ringing down the centuries
as the Friend of Humanity and the shiveringly vulgar
Jebusa Jones’s Cuticle Remedy there was not an
atom of important difference. One was as useful
or as useless as the other. The Cure was pale
green; the Remedy rose pink. Women liked the latter
best on account of its color. Both were quack
medicaments.
He raised a drawn and agonized face
and looked around the familiar room, where so many
gigantic schemes had been laid, where so many hopes
had shone radiant, and saw for the first time its
blatant self-complacency, its piteous vulgarity.
Facing him was the artist’s original cartoon
for the great poster which once had been famous all
over the world, and now, for lack of money, only lingered
in shreds on a forgotten hoarding in some Back of
Beyond. It represented the Friend of Humanity,
in gesture, white beard, and general appearance resembling
a benevolent minor prophet, distributing the Cure
to a scrofulous universe. In those glorified days,
he had striven to have his own linéaments depicted
above the robe of the central figure, but the artist
had declared them to be unpictorial, and clung to the
majesty of the gentleman in the white beard. Around
the latter’s feet were gathered a motley crew the
fine lady in her ball dress, the shoeblack, the crowned
king, the red Indian in Fenimore Cooper feathers, the
half-naked negro, the wasted, ragged mother with her
babe, the jockey, the Syrian leper, and a score of
other types of humans, including in the background
a hairy-faced creature, the “dog-faced man”
of Barnum’s show. They were well grouped,
effective, making the direct appeal to an Anglo-Saxon
populace, which in its art must have something to
catch hold of, like the tannin in its overdrawn tea.
It loved to stand before this poster and pick out the
easily recognized characters and argue (as Sypher,
whose genius had suggested the inclusion of the freak
had intended) what the hairy creature could represent,
and, as it stood and picked and argued, the great fact
of Sypher’s Cure sank deep into their souls.
He remembered the glowing pride with which he had
regarded this achievement, the triumphal progress he
made in a motor-car around the London hoardings the
day after the poster had been pasted abroad.
And now he knew it in his heart to be nothing but a
tawdry, commercial lie.
Framed in oak on his walls hung kindly
notes relating to the Cure from great personages or
their secretaries. At the bottom of one ran the
sprawling signature of the Grand Duke who had hailed
him as “ce bon Sypher” at the Gare
de Lyon when he started on the disastrous adventure
of the blistered heel. There was the neatly docketed
set of pigeonholes containing the proofs of all the
advertisements he had issued. Lying before him
on his desk was a copy, resplendently bound in morocco
for his own gratification, of the forty-page, thin-paper
pamphlet which was wrapped, a miracle of fine folding,
about each packet of the Cure. On each page the
directions for use were given in a separate language.
French, Fijian, Syrian, Basque were there forty
languages so that all the sons of men could
read the good tidings and amuse themselves at the same
time by trying to decipher the message in alien tongues.
Wherever he looked, some mockery of
vain triumph met his eye: an enlargement of a
snapshot photograph of the arrival of the first case
of the Cure on the shores of Lake Tchad; photographs
of the busy factory, now worked by a dwindling staff;
proofs of full-page advertisements in which “Sypher’s
Cure” and “Friend of Humanity” figured
in large capitals; the model of Edinburgh Castle,
built by a grateful inmate of a lunatic asylum out
of the red celluloid boxes of the Cure.
He shuddered at all these symbols
and images of false gods, and bowed his head again
on his arms. The abyss swallowed him. The
waters closed over his head.
How long he remained like this he
did not know. He had forbidden his door.
The busy life of the office stood still. The dull
roar of Moorgate Street was faintly heard, and now
and then the windows vibrated faintly. The sprawling,
gilt, mid-Victorian clock on the mantelpiece had stopped.
Presently an unusual rustle in the
room caused him to raise his head with a start.
Zora Middlemist stood before him. He sprang to
his feet.
“You? You?”
“They wouldn’t let me in. I forced
my way. I said I must see you.”
He stared at her, open-mouthed.
A shivering thrill passed through him, such as shakes
a man on the verge of a great discovery.
“You, Zora? You have come to me at this
moment?”
He looked so strange and staring,
so haggard and disheveled, that she moved quickly
to him and laid both her hands on his.
“My dear friend, my dearest friend, is it as
bad as that?”
A throb of pain underlay the commonplace
words. The anguish on his face stirred the best
and most womanly in her. She yearned to comfort
him. But he drew a pace or two away, and held
up both hands as if warding her off, and stared at
her still, but with a new light in his clear eyes that
drank in her beauty and the sorcery of her presence.
“My God!” he cried, in a strained voice.
“My God! What a fool I’ve been!”
He swerved as if he had received a
blow and sank into his office chair, and turned his
eyes from her to the ground, and sat stunned with joy
and wonder and misery. He put out a hand blindly,
and she took it, standing by his side. He knew
now what he wanted. He wanted her, the woman.
He wanted her voice in his ears, her kiss on his lips,
her dear self in his arms. He wanted her welcome
as he entered his house, her heart, her soul, her mind,
her body, everything that was hers. He loved her
for herself, passionately, overwhelmingly, after the
simple way of men. He had raised his eyes from
the deeps of hell, and in a flash she was revealed
to him incarnate heaven.
He felt the touch of her gloved hand
on his, and it sent a thrill through his veins which
almost hurt, as the newly coursing blood hurts the
man that has been revived from torpor. The mistiness
that serves a strong man for tears clouded his sight.
He had longed for her; she had come. From their
first meeting he had recognized, with the visionary’s
glimpse of the spiritual, that she was the woman of
women appointed unto him for help and comfort.
But then the visionary had eclipsed the man. Destiny
had naught to do with him but as the instrument for
the universal spreading of the Cure. The Cure
was his life. The woman appointed unto him was
appointed unto the Cure equally with himself.
He had violently credited her with his insane faith.
He had craved her presence as a mystical influence
that in some way would paralyze the Jebusa Jones Dragon
and give him supernatural strength to fight.
He had striven with all his power to keep her radiant
like a star, while his own faith lay dying.
He had been a fool. All the time
it was the sheer woman that had held him, the sheer
man. And yet had not destiny fulfilled itself
with a splendid irony in sending her to him then,
in that moment of his utter anguish, of the utter
annihilation of the fantastic faith whereby he had
lived for years? From the first he had been right,
though with a magnificent lunacy. It was she,
in very truth, who had been destined to slay his dragon.
It was dead now, a vulgar, slimy monster, incapable
of hurt, slain by the lightning flash of love, when
his eyes met hers, a moment or two ago. In a
confused way he realized this. He repeated mechanically:
“What a fool I’ve been! What a fool
I’ve been!”
“Why?” asked Zora, who did not understand.
“Because ”
he began, and then he stopped, finding no words.
“I wonder whether God sent you?”
“I’m afraid it was only Septimus,”
she said with a smile.
“Septimus?”
He was startled. What could Septimus
have to do with her coming? He rose again, and
focusing his whirling senses on conventional things,
wheeled an armchair to the fire, and led her to it,
and took his seat near her in his office chair.
“Forgive me,” he said,
“but your coming seemed supernatural. I
was dazed by the wonderful sight of you. Perhaps
it’s not you, after all. I may be going
mad and have hallucinations. Tell me that it’s
really you.”
“It’s me, in flesh and
blood you can touch for yourself and
my sudden appearance is the simplest thing in the
world.”
“But I thought you were going to winter in Egypt?”
“So did I, until I reached Marseilles.
This is how it was.”
She told him of the tail of the little
china dog, and of her talk with Septimus the night
before.
“So I came to you,” she
concluded, “as soon as I decently could, this
morning.”
“And I owe you to Septimus,” he said.
“Ah, I know! You ought
to have owed me to yourself,” she cried, misunderstanding
him. “If I had known things were so terrible
with you I would have come. I would, really.
But I was misled by your letters. They were so
hopeful. Don’t reproach me.”
“Reproach you! You who
have given this crazy fellow so much! You who
come to me all sweetness and graciousness, with heaven
in your eyes, after having been dragged across Europe
and made to sacrifice your winter of sunshine, just
for my sake! Ah, no! It’s myself that
I reproach.”
“For what?” she asked.
“For being a fool, a crazy,
blatant, self-centered fool My God!” he exclaimed,
smiting the arm of his chair as a new view of things
suddenly occurred to him. “How can you
sit there how have you suffered me these
two years without despising me? How
is it that I haven’t been the mock and byword
of Europe? I must have been!”
He rose and walked about the room in great agitation.
“These things have all come
crowding up together. One can’t realize
everything at once. ‘Clem Sypher, Friend
of Humanity!’ How they must have jeered behind
my back if they thought me sincere! How they must
have despised me if they thought me nothing but an
advertising quack! Zora Middlemist, for heaven’s
sake tell me what you have thought of me. What
have you taken me for a madman or a charlatan?”
“It is you that must tell me
what has happened,” said Zora earnestly.
“I don’t know. Septimus gave me to
understand that the Cure had failed. He’s
never clear about anything in his own mind, and he’s
worse when he tries to explain it to others.”
“Septimus,” said Sypher, “is one
of the children of God.”
“But he’s a little bit
incoherent on earth,” she rejoined, with a smile.
“What has really happened?”
Sypher drew a long breath and pulled himself up.
“I’m on the verge of a
collapse. The Cure hasn’t paid for the last
two years. I hoped against hope. I flung
thousands and thousands into the concern. The
Jebusa Jones people and others out-advertised me,
out-manoeuvered me at every turn. Now every bit
of capital is gone, and I can’t raise any more.
I must go under.”
Zora began, “I have a fairly large fortune ”
He checked her with a gesture, and looked at her clear
and full.
“God bless you,” he said.
“My heart didn’t lie to me at Monte Carlo
when it told me that you were a great-souled woman.
Tell me. Have you ever believed in the Cure in
the sense that I believed in it?”
Zora returned his gaze. Here
was no rhodomontading. The man was grappling
with realities.
“No,” she replied simply.
“Neither do I any longer,”
said Sypher. “There is no difference between
it and any quack ointment you can buy at the first
chemist’s shop. That is why, even if I
saw a chance of putting the concern on its legs again,
I couldn’t use your money. That is why
I asked you, just now, what you have thought of me a
madman or a quack?”
“Doesn’t the mere fact
of my being here show you what I thought of you?”
“Forgive me,” he said.
“It’s wrong to ask you such questions.”
“It’s worse than wrong. It’s
unnecessary.”
He passed his hands over his eyes, and sat down.
“I’ve gone through a lot
to-day. I’m not quite myself, so you must
forgive me if I say unnecessary things. God sent
you to me this morning. Septimus was His messenger.
If you hadn’t appeared just now I think I should
have gone into black madness.”
“Tell me all about it,”
she said softly. “All that you care to tell.
I am your nearest friend I think.”
“And dearest.”
“And you are mine. You
and Septimus. I’ve seen hundreds of people
since I’ve been away, and some seem to have
cared for me but there’s no one really
in my life but you two.”
Sypher thought: “And we
both love you with all there is in us, and you don’t
know it.” He also thought jealously:
“Who are the people that have cared for you?”
He said: “No one?”
A smile parted her lips as she looked
him frankly in the eyes and repeated the negative.
He breathed a sigh of relief, for he had remembered
Rattenden’s prophecy of the big man whom she
was seeking, of the love for the big man, the gorgeous
tropical sunshine in which all the splendor in her
could develop. She had not found him. From
the depths of his man’s egotism he uttered a
prayer of thanksgiving.
“Tell me,” she said again.
“Do you remember my letter from Paris in the
summer?”
“Yes. You had a great scheme for the armies
of the world.”
“That was the beginning,”
said he, and then he told her all the grotesque story
to the end, from the episode of the blistered heel.
He told her things that he had never told himself;
things that startled him when he found them expressed
in words.
“In Russia,” said he,
“every house has its sacred pictures, even the
poorest peasant’s hut. They call them ikons.
These,” waving to the walls, “were my
ikons. What do you think of them?”
For the first time Zora became aware
of the furniture and decoration of the room.
The cartoon, the advertisement proofs, the model of
Edinburgh Castle, produced on her the same effect
as the famous board in the garden at Fenton Court.
Then, however, she could argue with him on the question
of taste, and lay down laws as the arbiter of the
elegancies of conduct. Now he viewed the sorry
images with her own eyes, and he had gone through fire
to attain this clearness of vision. What could
be said? Zora the magnificent and self-reliant
found not a word, though her heart was filled with
pity. She was brought face to face with a ridiculous
soul-tragedy, remote from her poor little experience
of life. It was no time to act the beneficent
goddess. She became self-conscious, fearful to
speak lest she might strike a wrong note of sympathy.
She wanted to give the man so much, and she could
give him so little.
“I’m dying to help you,”
she said, rather piteously. “But how can
I?”
“Zora,” he said huskily.
She glanced up at him and he held
her eyes with his, and she saw how she could help
him.
“No, don’t don’t.
I can’t bear it.”
She rose and turned away. “Don’t
let us change things. They were so sweet before.
They were so strange your wanting me as
a sort of priestess I used to laugh but
I loved it all the time.”
“That’s why I said I’ve been a fool,
Zora.”
The bell of the telephone connected
with his manager’s office rang jarringly.
He seized the transmitter in anger.
“How dare you ring me up when
I gave orders I was to be undisturbed? I don’t
care who wants to see me. I’ll see nobody.”
He threw down the transmitter.
“I’m very sorry,” he began.
Then he stopped. The commonplace summons from
the outer world brought with dismaying suddenness
to his mind the practical affairs of life. He
was a ruined man. The thought staggered him.
How could he say to Zora Middlemist: “I
am a beggar. I want to marry you”?
She came to him with both hands outstretched,
her instinctive gesture when her heart went out, and
used his Christian name for the first time.
“Clem, let us be friends good
friends true, dear friends, but don’t
spoil it all for me.”
When a woman, infinitely desired,
pleads like that with glorious eyes, and her fragrance
and her dearness are within arm’s length, a man
has but to catch her to him and silence her pleadings
with a man’s strength, and carry her off in
triumph. It has been the way of man with woman
since the world began, and Sypher knew it by his man’s
instinct. It was a temptation such as he had
never dreamed was in the world. He passed through
a flaming, blazing torment of battle.
“Forget what I have said, Zora.
We’ll be friends, if you so wish it.”
He pressed her hands and turned away.
Zora felt that she had gained an empty victory.
“I ought to be going,” she said.
“Not yet. Let us sit down
and talk like friends. It’s many weary months
since I have seen you.”
She remained a little longer and they
talked quietly of many things. On bidding her
good-by he said half playfully:
“I’ve often wondered why
you have taken up with a fellow like me.”
“I suppose it’s because you’re a
big man,” said Zora.