At Paris, just after dark one gusty
evening in the autumn of 18 , I was enjoying
the twofold luxury of meditation and a meerschaum,
in company with my friend, C. Auguste Dupin, in his
little back library, or book-closet, au troisième,
N, Rue Dunot, Faubourg Saint Germain.
For one hour at least we had maintained a profound
silence; while each, to any casual observer, might
have seemed intently and exclusively occupied with
the curling eddies of smoke that oppressed the atmosphere
of the chamber. For myself, however, I was mentally
discussing certain topics which had formed matter
for conversation between us at an earlier period of
the evening; I mean the affair of the Rue Morgue, and
the mystery attending the murder of Marie Roget.
I looked upon it, therefore, as something of a coincidence,
when the door of our apartment was thrown open and
admitted our old acquaintance, Monsieur G ,
the Prefect of the Parisian police.
We gave him a hearty welcome; for
there was nearly half as much of the entertaining
as of the contemptible about the man, and we had not
seen him for several years. We had been sitting
in the dark, and Dupin now arose for the purpose of
lighting a lamp, but sat down again without doing
so, upon G ’s saying that
he had called to consult us, or rather to ask the
opinion of my friend, about some official business
which had occasioned a great deal of trouble.
“If it is any point requiring
reflection,” observed Dupin, as he forebore
to enkindle the wick, “we shall examine it to
better purpose in the dark.”
“This is another of your odd
notions,” said the Prefect, who had a fashion
of calling everything “odd” that was beyond
his comprehension, and thus lived amid an absolute
legion of “oddities.”
“Very true,” said Dupin,
as he supplied his visitor with a pipe, and rolled
towards him a comfortable chair.
“And what is the difficulty
now?” I asked. “Nothing more in the
assassination way, I hope?”
“Oh, no; nothing of that nature.
The fact is, the business is very simple indeed,
and I make no doubt that we can manage it sufficiently
well ourselves; but then I thought Dupin would like
to hear the details of it, because it is so excessively
odd.”
“Simple and odd,” said Dupin.
“Why, yes; and not exactly that,
either. The fact is, we have all been a good
deal puzzled because the affair is so simple,
and yet baffles us altogether.”
“Perhaps it is the very simplicity
of the thing which puts you at fault,” said
my friend.
“What nonsense you do
talk!” said the Prefect, laughing heartily.
“Perhaps the mystery is a little
too plain,” said Dupin.
“Oh, good heavens! who ever heard of such an
idea?”
“A little too self-evident.”
“Ha! ha! ha! ha!
ha! ha! ho! ho! ho!” roared our visitor,
profoundly amused, “O Dupin, you will be the
death of me yet!”
“And what, after all, is the matter on
hand?” I asked.
“Why, I will tell you,”
replied the Prefect, as he gave a long, steady, and
contemplative puff, and settled himself in his chair.
“I will tell you in a few words; but, before
I begin, let me caution you that this is an affair
demanding the greatest secrecy, and that I should most
probably lose the position I now hold, were it known
that I had confided it to any one.”
“Proceed,” said I.
“Or not,” said Dupin.
“Well, then; I have received
personal information, from a very high quarter, that
a certain document of the last importance has been
purloined from the royal apartments. The individual
who purloined it is known; this beyond a doubt; he
was seen to take it. It is known, also, that
it still remains in his possession.”
“How is this known?” asked Dupin.
“It is clearly inferred,”
replied the Prefect, “from the nature of the
document, and from the non-appearance of certain results
which would at once arise from its passing out
of the robber’s possession; that is
to say, from his employing it as he must design in
the end to employ it.”
“Be a little more explicit,” I said.
“Well, I may venture so far
as to say that the paper gives its holder a certain
power in a certain quarter where such power is immensely
valuable.” The Prefect was fond of the cant
of diplomacy.
“Still I do not quite understand,” said
Dupin.
“No? Well; the disclosure
of the document to a third person, who shall be nameless,
would bring in question the honor of a personage of
most exalted station; and this fact gives the holder
of the document an ascendency over the illustrious
personage whose honor and peace are so jeopardized.”
“But this ascendency,”
I interposed, “would depend upon the robber’s
knowledge of the loser’s knowledge of the robber.
Who would dare ”
“The thief,” said G ,
“is the minister D , who dares
all things, those unbecoming as well as those becoming
a man. The method of the theft was not less ingenious
than bold. The document in question a
letter, to be frank had been received by
the personage robbed while alone in the royal boudoir.
During its perusal she was suddenly interrupted by
the entrance of the other exalted personage, from whom
especially it was her wish to conceal it. After
a hurried and vain endeavor to thrust it in a drawer,
she was forced to place it, open as it was, upon a
table. The address, however, was uppermost, and,
the contents thus unexposed, the letter escaped notice.
At this juncture enters the minister D .
His lynx eye immediately perceives the paper, recognizes
the handwriting of the address, observes the confusion
of the personage addressed, and fathoms her secret.
After some business transactions, hurried through
in his ordinary manner, he produces a letter somewhat
similar to the one in question, opens it, pretends
to read it, and then places it in close juxtaposition
to the other. Again he converses for some fifteen
minutes upon the public affairs. At length, in
taking leave, he takes also from the table the letter
to which he had no claim. Its rightful owner
saw, but, of course, dared not call attention to the
act, in the presence of the third personage, who stood
at her elbow. The minister decamped, leaving his
own letter one of no importance upon
the table.”
“Here, then,” said Dupin
to me, “you have precisely what you demand to
make the ascendency complete the robber’s
knowledge of the loser’s knowledge of the robber.”
“Yes,” replied the Prefect;
“and the power thus attained has for some months
past been wielded, for political purposes, to a very
dangerous extent. The personage robbed is more
thoroughly convinced every day of the necessity of
reclaiming her letter. But this, of course, cannot
be done openly. In fine, driven to despair, she
has committed the matter to me.”
“Than whom,” said Dupin,
amid a perfect whirlwind of smoke, “no more
sagacious agent could, I suppose, be desired, or even
imagined.”
“You flatter me,” replied
the Prefect; “but it is possible that some such
opinion may have been entertained.”
“It is clear,” said I,
“as you observe, that the letter is still in
possession of the minister; since it is this possession,
and not any employment of the letter, which bestows
the power. With the employment the power departs.”
“True,” said G ;
“and upon this conviction I proceeded. My
first care was to make thorough search of the minister’s
hotel; and here my chief embarrassment lay in the
necessity of searching without his knowledge.
Beyond all things, I have been warned of the danger
which would result from giving him reason to suspect
our design.”
“But,” said I, “you
are quite au fait in these investigations.
The Parisian police have done this thing often before.”
“Oh yes; and for this reason
I did not despair. The habits of the minister
gave me, too, a great advantage. He is frequently
absent from home all night. His servants are
by no means numerous. They sleep at a distance
from their master’s apartment, and, being chiefly
Neapolitans, are readily made drunk. I have keys,
as you know, with which I can open any chamber or
cabinet in Paris. For three months a night has
not passed, during the greater part of which I have
not been engaged, personally, in ransacking the D
Hotel. My honor is interested, and, to mention
a great secret, the reward is enormous. So I did
not abandon the search until I had become fully satisfied
that the thief is a more astute man than myself.
I fancy that I have investigated every nook and corner
of the premises in which it is possible that the paper
can be concealed.”
“But is it not possible,”
I suggested, “that although the letter may be
in possession of the minister, as it unquestionably
is, he may have concealed it elsewhere than upon his
own premises?”
“This is barely possible,”
said Dupin. “The present peculiar condition
of affairs at court, and especially of those intrigues
in which D is known to be involved,
would render the instant availability of the document its
susceptibility of being produced at a moment’s
notice a point of nearly equal importance
with its possession.”
“Its susceptibility of being produced?”
said I.
“That is to say, of being destroyed,”
said Dupin.
“True,” I observed; “the
paper is clearly then upon the premises. As for
its being upon the person of the minister, we may consider
that as out of the question.”
“Entirely,” said the Prefect.
“He has been twice waylaid, as if by footpads,
and his person rigorously searched under my own inspection.”
“You might have spared yourself
the trouble,” said Dupin. “D ,
I presume, is not altogether a fool, and, if not,
must have anticipated these waylayings, as a matter
of course.”
“Not altogether a fool,”
said G ; “but then he’s
a poet, which I take to be only one remove from a
fool.”
“True,” said Dupin, after
a long and thoughtful whiff from his meerschaum, “although
I have been guilty of certain doggerel myself.”
“Suppose you detail,”
said I, “the particulars of your search.”
“Why, the fact is, we took our
time, and we searched everywhere. I have
had long experience in these affairs. I took the
entire building, room by room, devoting the nights
of a whole week to each. We examined, first,
the furniture of each apartment. We opened every
possible drawer; and I presume you know that, to a
properly trained police agent, such a thing as a secret
drawer is impossible. Any man is a dolt who permits
a ‘secret’ drawer to escape him in a search
of this kind. The thing is so plain.
There is a certain amount of bulk of space to
be accounted for in every cabinet. Then we have
accurate rules. The fiftieth part of a line could
not escape us. After the cabinets we took the
chairs. The cushions we probed with the fine
long needles you have seen me employ. From the
tables we removed the tops.”
“Why so?”
“Sometimes the top of a table
or other similarly arranged piece of furniture is
removed by the person wishing to conceal an article;
then the leg is excavated, the article deposited within
the cavity, and the top replaced. The bottoms
and tops of bed-posts are employed in the same way.”
“But could not the cavity be
detected by sounding?” I asked.
“By no means, if, when the article
is deposited, a sufficient wadding of cotton be placed
around it. Besides, in our case we were obliged
to proceed without noise.”
“But you could not have removed you
could not have taken to pieces all articles
of furniture in which it would have been possible to
make a deposit in the manner you mention. A letter
may be compressed into a thin spiral roll, not differing
much in shape or bulk from a large knitting-needle,
and in this form it might be inserted into the rung
of a chair, for example. You did not take to
pieces all the chairs?”
“Certainly not; but we did better we
examined the rungs of every chair in the hotel, and
indeed, the jointings of every description of furniture,
by the aid of a most powerful microscope. Had
there been any traces of recent disturbance we should
not have failed to detect it instantly. A single
grain of gimlet-dust, for example, would have been
as obvious as an apple. Any disorder in the gluing,
any unusual gaping in the joints, would have sufficed
to insure detection.”
“I presume you looked to the
mirrors, between the boards and the plates, and you
probed the beds and the bedclothes, as well as the
curtains and carpets.”
“That, of course; and when we
had absolutely completed every article of furniture
in this way, then we examined the house itself.
We divided its entire surface into compartments, which
we numbered, so that none might be missed; then we
scrutinized each individual square inch throughout
the premises, including the two houses immediately
adjoining, with the microscope, as before.”
“The two houses adjoining!”
I exclaimed; “you must have had a great deal
of trouble.”
“We had; but the reward offered is prodigious.”
“You include the grounds about the houses?”
“All the grounds are paved with
brick. They gave us comparatively little trouble.
We examined the moss between the bricks, and found
it undisturbed.”
“You looked among D ’s
papers, of course, and into the books of the library?”
“Certainly, we opened every
package and parcel; we not only opened every book,
but we turned over every leaf in each volume, not contenting
ourselves with a mere shake, according to the fashion
of some of our police officers. We also measured
the thickness of every book-cover, with the
most accurate admeasurement, and applied to each the
most jealous scrutiny of the microscope. Had
any of the bindings been recently meddled with, it
would have been utterly impossible that the fact should
have escaped observation. Some five or six volumes,
just from the hands of the binder, we carefully probed,
longitudinally, with the needles.”
“You explored the floors beneath the carpets?”
“Beyond doubt. We removed
every carpet, and examined the boards with the microscope.”
“And the paper on the walls?”
“Yes.”
“You looked into the cellars?”
“We did.”
“Then,” I said, “you
have been making a miscalculation, and the letter
is not upon the premises, as you suppose.”
“I fear you are right there,”
said the Prefect. “And now, Dupin, what
would you advise me to do?”
“To make a thorough of the premises.”
“That is absolutely needless,”
replied G . “I am not more
sure that I breathe than I am that the letter is not
at the hotel.”
“I have no better advice to
give you,” said Dupin. “You have,
of course, an accurate description of the letter?”
“Oh, yes.” And here
the Prefect, producing a memorandum-book, proceeded
to read aloud a minute account of the internal, and
especially of the external appearance of the missing
document. Soon after finishing the perusal of
this description, he took his departure, more entirely
depressed in spirits than I had ever known the good
gentleman before.
In about a month afterward he paid
us another visit, and found us occupied very nearly
as before. He took a pipe and a chair, and entered
into some ordinary conversation. At length I said:
“Well, but G ,
what of the purloined letter? I presume you have
at last made up your mind that there is no such thing
as overreaching the minister?”
“Confound him, say I yes;
I made the re-examination, however, as Dupin suggested;
but it was all labor lost, as I knew it would be.”
“How much was the reward offered,
did you say?” asked Dupin.
“Why, a very great deal a
very liberal reward I don’t
like to say how much precisely; but one thing I will
say, that I wouldn’t mind giving my individual
check for fifty thousand francs to any one who obtains
me that letter. The fact is, it is becoming of
more and more importance every day; and the reward
has been lately doubled. If it were trebled,
however, I could do no more than I have done.”
“Why, yes,” said Dupin
drawlingly, between the whiffs of his meerschaum,
“I really think, G ,
you have not exerted yourself to the utmost
in this matter. You might do a little more, I
think, eh?”
“How? in what way?”
“Why, [puff, puff] you might
[puff, puff] employ counsel in the matter, eh? [puff,
puff, puff]. Do you remember the story they tell
of Abernethy?”
“No; hang Abernethy!”
“To be sure! hang him and welcome.
But, once upon a time, a certain rich miser conceived
the design of sponging upon this Abernethy for a medical
opinion. Getting up, for this purpose, an ordinary
conversation in a private company, he insinuated his
case to the physician, as that of an imaginary individual.
“‘We will suppose,’
said the miser, ’that his symptoms are such and
such; now, doctor, what would you have directed
him to take?’
“‘Take!’ said Abernethy,
‘why, take advice, to be sure.’”
“But,” said the Prefect,
a little discomposed, “I am perfectly
willing to take advice, and to pay for it. I would
really give fifty thousand francs to any one
who would aid me in the matter.”
“In that case,” replied
Dupin, opening a drawer, and producing a check-book,
“you may as well fill me up a check for the amount
mentioned. When you have signed it, I will hand
you the letter.”
I was astounded. The Prefect
appeared absolutely thunderstricken. For some
minutes he remained speechless and motionless, looking
incredulously at my friend with open mouth, and eyes
that seemed starting from their sockets; then, apparently
recovering himself in some measure, he seized a pen,
and, after several pauses and vacant stares, finally
filled up and signed a check for fifty thousand francs,
and handed it across the table to Dupin. The
latter examined it carefully, and deposited it in
his pocket-book; then, unlocking an escritoire,
took thence a letter and gave it to the Prefect.
This functionary grasped it in a perfect agony of
joy, opened it with a trembling hand, cast a rapid
glance at its contents, and then, scrambling and struggling
to the door, rushed at length unceremoniously from
the room and from the house, without having offered
a syllable since Dupin had requested him to fill up
the check.
When he had gone, my friend entered
into some explanations.
“The Parisian police,”
he said, “are exceedingly able in their way.
They are persevering, ingenious, cunning, and thoroughly
versed in the knowledge which their duties seem chiefly
to demand. Thus, when G detailed
to us his mode of searching the premises of the Hotel
D , I felt entire confidence in
his having made a satisfactory investigation so
far as his labors extended.”
“So far as his labors extended?” said
I.
“Yes,” said Dupin.
“The measures adopted were not only the best
of their kind, but carried out to absolute perfection.
Had the letter been deposited within the range of
their search, these fellows would, beyond a question,
have found it.”
I merely laughed, but he seemed quite
serious in all that he said.
“The measures, then,”
he continued, “were good in their kind, and well
executed; their defect lay in their being inapplicable
to the case and to the man. A certain set of
highly ingenious resources are, with the Prefect,
a sort of Procrustean bed, to which he forcibly adapts
his designs. But he perpetually errs by being
too deep or too shallow, for the matter in hand; and
many a schoolboy is a better reasoner than he.
I knew one about eight years of age, whose success
at guessing in the game of ‘even and odd’
attracted universal admiration. This game is
simple, and is played with marbles. One player
holds in his hand a number of these toys, and demands
of another whether that number is even or odd.
If the guess is right, the guesser wins one; if wrong,
he loses one. The boy to whom I allude won all
the marbles of the school. Of course he had some
principle of guessing; and this lay in mere observation
and admeasurement of the astuteness of his opponents.
For example, an arrant simpleton is his opponent,
and, holding up his closed hand asks, ‘Are they
even or odd?’ Our schoolboy replies, ‘Odd,’
and loses; but upon the second trial he wins, for
he then says to himself, ’The simpleton had
them even upon the first trial, and his amount of
cunning is just sufficient to make him have them odd
upon the second; I will therefore guess odd;’
he guesses odd, and wins. Now, with a simpleton
a degree above the first he would have reasoned thus:
’This fellow finds that in the first instance
I guessed odd, and in the second he will propose to
himself, upon the first impulse, a simple variation
from even to odd, as did the first simpleton; but then
a second thought will suggest that this is too simple
a variation, and finally he will decide upon putting
it even as before. I will therefore guess even;’
he guesses even, and wins. Now, this mode of
reasoning in the schoolboy, whom his fellows term
‘lucky,’ what, in its last analysis, is
it?”
“It is merely,” I said,
“an identification of the reasoner’s intellect
with that of his opponent.”
“It is,” said Dupin; “and,
upon inquiring of the boy by what means he effected
the thorough identification in which his success
consisted, I received answer as follows: ’When
I wish to find out how wise, or how stupid, or how
good, or how wicked is any one, or what are his thoughts
at the moment, I fashion the expression of my face,
as accurately as possible, in accordance with the
expression of his, and then wait to see what thoughts
or sentiments arise in my mind or heart, as if to match
or correspond with the expression.’ This
response of the schoolboy lies at the bottom of all
the spurious profundity which has been attributed to
Rochefoucauld, to La Bougive, to Machiavelli, and to
Campanella.”
“And the identification,”
I said, “of the reasoner’s intellect with
that of his opponent depends, if I understand you
aright, upon the accuracy with which the opponent’s
intellect is admeasured.”
“For its practical value it
depends upon this,” replied Dupin; “and
the Prefect and his cohort fail so frequently, first,
by default of this identification, and secondly, by
ill-admeasurement, or rather through non-admeasurement,
of the intellect with which they are engaged.
They consider only their own ideas of ingenuity;
and, in searching for anything hidden, advert only
to the modes in which they would have hidden
it. They are right in this much that
their own ingenuity is a faithful representative of
that of the mass; but when the cunning of the
individual felon is diverse in character from their
own, the felon foils them, of course. This always
happens when it is above their own, and very usually
when it is below. They have no variation of principle
in their investigations; at best, when urged by some
unusual emergency by some extraordinary
reward they extend or exaggerate their
old modes of practice, without touching their
principles. What, for example, in this case of
D , has been done to vary the principle
of action? What is all this boring, and probing,
and sounding, and scrutinizing with the microscope,
and dividing the surface of the building into registered
square inches what is it all but an exaggeration
of the application of the one principle or set
of principles of search, which are based upon the
one set of notions regarding human ingenuity, to which
the Prefect, in the long routine of his duty, has
been accustomed? Do you not see he has taken it
for granted that all men proceed to conceal
a letter not exactly in a gimlet-hole bored
in a chair-leg but, at least, in some
out-of-the-way hole or corner suggested by the same
tenor of thought which would urge a man to secrete
a letter in a gimlet-hole bored in a chair leg?
And do you not see also, that such recherche
nooks for concealment are adapted only for ordinary
occasions, and would be adopted only by ordinary intellects? for,
in all cases of concealment, a disposal of the article
concealed a disposal of it in this recherche
manner, is, in the very first instance, presumable
and presumed; and thus its discovery depends, not
at all upon the acumen, but altogether upon the mere
care, patience, and determination of the seekers;
and where the case is of importance or,
what amounts to the same thing in the policial
eyes, when the reward is of magnitude the
qualities in question have never been known
to fail. You will now understand what I meant
in suggesting that, had the purloined letter been
hidden anywhere within the limits of the Prefect’s
examination in other words, had the principle
of its concealment been comprehended within the principles
of the Prefect its discovery would have
been a matter altogether beyond question. This
functionary, however, has been thoroughly mystified;
and the remote source of his defeat lies in the supposition
that the minister is a fool, because he has acquired
renown as a poet. All fools are poets; this the
Prefect feels; and he is merely guilty of a
non distributio medii in thence inferring that
all poets are fools.”
“But is this really the poet?”
I asked. “There are two brothers, I know;
and both have attained reputation in letters.
The minister, I believe, has written learnedly on
the Differential Calculus. He is a mathematician,
and no poet.”
“You are mistaken; I know him
well; he is both. As poet and mathematician
he would reason well; as mere mathematician he could
not have reasoned at all, and thus would have been
at the mercy of the Prefect.”
“You surprise me,” I said,
“by these opinions, which have been contradicted
by the voice of the world. You do not mean to
set at naught the well-digested idea of centuries.
The mathematical reason has long been regarded as
the reason par excellence.”
“‘Il y a a parier,’”
replied Dupin, quoting from Chamfort, “’que
toute idée publique, toute convention recue, est une
sottise, car elle a convenue au plus grande nombre.’
The mathematicians, I grant you, have done their best
to promulgate the popular error to which you allude,
and which is none the less an error for its promulgation
as truth. With an art worthy a better cause,
for example, they have insinuated the term ‘analysis’
into application to algebra. The French are the
originators of this practical deception; but if the
term is of any importance if words derive
any value from applicability then ‘analysis’
conveys, in algebra, about as much as, in Latin, ‘ambitus’
implies ‘ambition,’ ‘religio,’
‘religion,’ or ‘homines honesti,’
’a set of honorable men.’”
“You have a quarrel on hand,
I see,” said I, “with some of the algebraists
of Paris; but proceed.”
“I dispute the availability,
and thus the value, of that reason which is cultivated
in any especial form other than the abstractly logical.
I dispute, in particular, the reason educed by mathematical
study. The mathematics are the science of form
and quantity; mathematical reasoning is merely logic
applied to observation upon form and quantity.
The great error lies in supposing that even the truths
of what is called pure algebra are abstract
or general truths. And this error is so egregious
that I am confounded at the universality with which
it has been received. Mathematical axioms are
not axioms of general truth. What is true
of relation, of form and quantity, is often
grossly false in regard to morals, for example.
In this latter science it is very unusually untrue
that the aggregated parts are equal to the whole.
In chemistry, also, the axiom fails. In the consideration
of motive it fails; for two motives, each of a given
value, have not, necessarily, a value, when united,
equal to the sum of their values apart. There
are numerous other mathematical truths which are only
truths within the limits of relation.
But the mathematician argues, from his finite truths,
through habit, as if they were of an absolutely general
applicability as the world indeed imagines
them to be. Bryant, in his very learned ‘Mythology,’
mentions an analogous source of error, when he says
that ’although the Pagan fables are not believed,
yet we forget ourselves continually, and make inferences
from them as existing realities.’ With
the algebraists, however, who are Pagans themselves,
the ‘Pagan fables’ are believed;
and the inferences are made, not so much through lapse
of memory, as through an unaccountable addling of the
brains. In short, I never yet encountered the
mere mathematician who could be trusted out of equal
roots, or one who did not clandestinely hold it as
a point of his faith that x^2 + px was
absolutely and unconditionally equal to q.
Say to one of these gentlemen, by way of experiment
if you please, that you believe occasions may occur
where x^2 + px is not altogether equal
to q, and, having made him understand what
you mean, get out of his reach as speedily as convenient,
for, beyond doubt, he will endeavor to knock you down.
“I mean to say,” continued
Dupin, while I merely laughed at his last observations,
“that if the minister had been no more than a
mathematician, the Prefect would have been under no
necessity of giving me this check. I knew him,
however, as both mathematician and poet; and my measures
were adapted to his capacity, with reference to the
circumstances by which he was surrounded. I know
him as courtier, too, and as a bold intrigant.
Such a man, I consider, could not fail to be aware
of the ordinary political modes of action. He
could not have failed to anticipate and
events have proved that he did not fail to anticipate the
waylayings to which he was subjected. He must
have foreseen, I reflected, the secret investigations
of his premises. His frequent absences from home
at night, which were hailed by the Prefect as certain
aids to his success, I regarded only as ruses,
to afford opportunity for thorough search to the police,
and thus the sooner to impress them with the conviction
to which G , in fact, did finally
arrive the conviction that the letter was
not upon the premises. I felt, also, that the
whole train of thought, which I was at some pains
in detailing to you just now, concerning the invariable
principle of policial action in searches for
articles concealed, I felt that this whole train of
thought would necessarily pass through the mind of
the minister. It would imperatively lead him
to despise all the ordinary nooks of concealment.
He could not, I reflected, be so weak as not
to see that the most intricate and remote recess of
his hotel would be as open as his commonest closets
to the eyes, to the probes, to the gimlets, and to
the microscopes of the Prefect. I saw, in fine,
that he would be driven, as a matter of course, to
simplicity, if not deliberately induced to
it as a matter of choice. You will remember,
perhaps, how desperately the Prefect laughed when I
suggested, upon our first interview, that it was just
possible this mystery troubled him so much on account
of its being so very self-evident.”
“Yes,” said I, “I
remember his merriment well. I really thought
he would have fallen into convulsions.”
“The material world,”
continued Dupin, “abounds with very strict analogies
to the immaterial; and thus some color of truth has
been given to the rhetorical dogma, that metaphor,
or simile, may be made to strengthen an argument,
as well as to embellish a description. The principle
of the vis inertiae, for example, seems to be
identical in physics and metaphysics. It is not
more true in the former, that a large body is with
more difficulty set in motion than a smaller one, and
that its subsequent momentum is commensurate
with this difficulty, that it is in the latter, that
intellects of the vaster capacity, while more forcible,
more constant, and more eventful in their movements
than those of inferior grade, are yet the less readily
moved, and more embarrassed and full of hesitation
in the first few steps of their progress. Again;
have you ever noticed which of the street signs over
the shop doors are the most attractive of attention?”
“I have never given the matter a thought,”
I said.
“There is a game of puzzles,”
he resumed, “which is played upon a map.
One party playing requires another to find a given
word the name of town, river, state, or
empire any word, in short, upon the motley
and perplexed surface of the chart. A novice
in the game generally seeks to embarrass his opponents
by giving them the most minutely lettered names; but
the adept selects such words as stretch, in large characters,
from one end of the chart to the other. These,
like the over-largely lettered signs and placards
of the street, escape observation by dint of being
excessively obvious; and here the physical oversight
is precisely analogous with the moral inapprehension
by which the intellect suffers to pass unnoticed those
considerations which are too obtrusively and too palpably
self-evident. But this is a point, it appears,
somewhat above or beneath the understanding of the
Prefect. He never once thought it probable, or
possible, that the minister had deposited the letter
immediately beneath the nose of the whole world, by
way of best preventing any portion of that world from
perceiving it.
“But the more I reflected upon
the daring, dashing, and discriminating ingenuity
of D ; upon the fact that the document
must always have been at hand, if he intended
to use it to good purpose; and upon the decisive evidence,
obtained by the Prefect, that it was not hidden within
the limits of that dignitary’s ordinary search the
more satisfied I became that, to conceal this letter,
the minister had resorted to the comprehensive and
sagacious expedient of not attempting to conceal it
at all.
“Full of these ideas, I prepared
myself with a pair of green spectacles, and called
one fine morning, quite by accident, at the ministerial
hotel. I found D at home,
yawning, lounging, and dawdling, as usual, and pretending
to be in the last extremity of ennui. He
is, perhaps, the most really energetic human being
now alive but that is only when nobody
sees him.
“To be even with him, I complained
of my weak eyes, and lamented the necessity of the
spectacles, under cover of which I cautiously and
thoroughly surveyed the whole apartment, while seemingly
intent only upon the conversation of my host.
“I paid especial attention to
a large writing-table near which he sat, and upon
which lay confusedly some miscellaneous letters and
other papers, with one or two musical instruments
and a few books. Here, however, after a long
and very deliberate scrutiny, I saw nothing to excite
particular suspicion.
“At length my eyes, in going
the circuit of the room, fell upon a trumpery filigree
card-rack of paste-board, that hung dangling by a
dirty blue ribbon, from a little brass knob just beneath
the middle of the mantel-piece. In this rack,
which had three or four compartments, were five or
six visiting cards and a solitary letter. This
last was much soiled and crumpled. It was torn
nearly in two, across the middle as if
a design, in the first instance, to tear it entirely
up as worthless, had been altered, or stayed, in the
second. It had a large black seal, bearing the
D cipher very conspicuously,
and was addressed, in a diminutive female hand, to
D , the minister himself.
It was thrust carelessly, and even, as it seemed, contemptuously,
into one of the uppermost divisions of the rack.
“No sooner had I glanced at
this letter, than I concluded it to be that of which
I was in search. To be sure, it was, to all appearance,
radically different from the one of which the Prefect
had read us so minute a description. Here the
seal was large and black, with the D cipher;
there it was small and red, with the ducal arms of
the S family. Here the address,
to the minister, was diminutive and feminine; there
the superscription, to a certain royal personage, was
markedly bold and decided; the size alone formed a
point of correspondence. But, then, the radicalness
of these differences, which was excessive; the dirt,
the soiled and torn condition of the paper, so inconsistent
with the true methodical habits of D ,
and so suggestive of a design to delude the beholder
into an idea of the worthlessness of the document;
these things, together with the hyper-obtrusive situation
of this document, full in the view of every visitor,
and thus exactly in accordance with the conclusions
to which I had previously arrived these
things, I say, were strongly corroborative of suspicion,
in one who came with the intention to suspect.
“I protracted my visit as long
as possible; and while I maintained a most animated
discussion with the minister, upon a topic which I
knew well had never failed to interest and excite
him, I kept my attention really riveted upon the letter.
In this examination, I committed to memory its external
appearance and arrangement in the rack; and also fell,
at length, upon a discovery which set at rest whatever
trivial doubt I might have entertained. In scrutinizing
the edges of the paper, I observed them to be more
chafed than seemed necessary. They presented
the broken appearance which is manifested when
a stiff paper, having been once folded and pressed
with a folder, is refolded in a reversed direction,
in the same creases or edges which had formed the
original fold. This discovery was sufficient.
It was clear to me that the letter had been turned,
as a glove, inside out, redirected, and re-sealed.
I bade the minister good-morning, and took my departure
at once, leaving a gold snuff-box upon the table.
“The next morning I called for
the snuff-box, when we resumed, quite eagerly, the
conversation of the preceding day. While thus
engaged, however, a loud report, as if of a pistol,
was heard immediately beneath the windows of the hotel,
and was succeeded by a series of fearful screams,
and the shoutings of a terrified mob. D rushed
to a casement, threw it open, and looked out.
In the meantime, I stepped to the card-rack, took
the letter, put it in my pocket, and replaced it by
a fac-simile (so far as regards externals) which
I had carefully prepared at my lodgings imitating
the D cipher very readily by means
of a seal formed of bread.
“The disturbance in the street
had been occasioned by the frantic behavior of a man
with a musket. He had fired it among a crowd of
women and children. It proved, however, to have
been without ball, and the fellow was suffered to
go his way as a lunatic or a drunkard. When he
had gone, D came from the window,
whither I had followed him immediately upon securing
the object in view. Soon afterward I bade him
farewell. The pretended lunatic was a man in my
own pay.”
“But what purpose had you,”
I asked, “in replacing the letter by a fac-simile?
Would it not have been better, at the first visit,
to have seized it openly, and departed?”
“D ,”
replied Dupin, “is a desperate man, and a man
of nerve. His hotel, too, is not without attendants
devoted to his interest. Had I made the wild
attempt you suggest, I might never have left the ministerial
presence alive. The good people of Paris might
have heard of me no more. But I had an object
apart from these considerations. You know my
political prepossessions. In this matter I act
as a partisan of the lady concerned. For eighteen
months the minister has had her in his power.
She has now him in hers since, being unaware
that the letter is not in his possession, he will
proceed with his exactions as if it was. Thus
will he inevitably commit himself, at once, to his
political destruction. His downfall, too, will
not be more precipitate than awkward. It is all
very well to talk about the facilis descensus Averni;
but in all kinds of climbing, as Catalani said of singing,
it is far more easy to get up than to come down.
In the present instance I have no sympathy at
least no pity for him who descends.
He is that monstrum horrendum, an unprincipled
man of genius. I confess, however, that I should
like very well to know the precise character of his
thoughts, when, being defied by her whom the Prefect
terms ’a certain personage,’ he is reduced
to opening the letter which I left for him in the
card-rack.”
“How? did you put anything particular in it?”
“Why, it did not seem altogether
right to leave the interior blank that
would have been insulting. D ,
at Vienna once, did me an evil turn, which I told
him, quite good-humoredly, that I should remember.
So, as I knew he would feel some curiosity in regard
to the identity of the person who had outwitted him,
I thought it a pity not to give him a clew. He
is well acquainted with my MS.; and I just copied into
the middle of the blank sheet the words
“’_ Un
dessein si funeste,
S’il n’est digne
d’Atree, est digne de Thyeste._’
They are to be found in Crebillon’s Atree.”