“An officer and a gentleman.”
His full name was Percival William
Williams, but he picked up the other name in a nursery-book,
and that was the end of the christened titles.
His mother’s ayah called him Willie-Baba,
but as he never paid the faintest attention to anything
that the ayah said, her wisdom did not help
matters.
His father was the Colonel of the
195th, and as soon as Wee Willie Winkie was old enough
to understand what Military Discipline meant, Colonel
Williams put him under it. There was no other
way of managing the child. When he was good for
a week, he drew good-conduct pay; and when he was
bad, he was deprived of his good-conduct stripe.
Generally he was bad, for India offers so many chances
to little six-year-olds of going wrong.
Children resent familiarity from strangers,
and Wee Willie Winkie was a very particular child.
Once he accepted an acquaintance, he was graciously
pleased to thaw. He accepted Brandis, a subaltern
of the 195th, on sight. Brandis was having tea
at the Colonel’s, and Wee Willie Winkie entered
strong in the possession of a good-conduct badge won
for not chasing the hens round the compound.
He regarded Brandis with gravity for at least ten
minutes, and then delivered himself of his opinion.
“I like you,” said he,
slowly, getting off his chair and coming over to Brandis.
“I like you. I shall call you Coppy, because
of your hair. Do you mind being called
Coppy? it is because of ve hair, you know.”
Here was one of the most embarrassing
of Wee Willie Winkie’s peculiarities. He
would look at a stranger for some time, and then,
without warning or explanation, would give him a name.
And the name stuck. No regimental penalties could
break Wee Willie Winkie of this habit. He lost
his good-conduct badge for christening the Commissioner’s
wife “Pobs”; but nothing that the Colonel
could do made the Station forego the nickname, and
Mrs. Collen remained Mrs. “Pobs” till
the end of her stay. So Brandis was christened
“Coppy,” and rose, therefore, in the estimation
of the regiment.
If Wee Willie Winkie took an interest
in any one, the fortunate man was envied alike by
the mess and the rank and file. And in their envy
lay no suspicion of self-interest. “The
Colonel’s son” was idolized on his own
merits entirely. Yet Wee Willie Winkie was not
lovely. His face was permanently freckled, as
his legs were permanently scratched, and in spite
of his mother’s almost tearful remonstrances
he had insisted upon having his long yellow locks
cut short in the military fashion. “I want
my hair like Sergeant Tummil’s,” said Wee
Willie Winkie, and, his father abetting, the sacrifice
was accomplished.
Three weeks after the bestowal of
his youthful affections on Lieutenant Brandis henceforward
to be called “Coppy” for the sake of brevity Wee
Willie Winkie was destined to behold strange things
and far beyond his comprehension.
Coppy returned his liking with interest.
Coppy had let him wear for five rapturous minutes
his own big sword just as tall as Wee Willie
Winkie. Coppy had promised him a terrier puppy;
and Coppy had permitted him to witness the miraculous
operation of shaving. Nay, more Coppy
had said that even he, Wee Willie Winkie, would rise
in time to the ownership of a box of shiny knives,
a silver soap-box and a silver-handled “sputter-brush,”
as Wee Willie Winkie called it. Decidedly, there
was no one except his father, who could give or take
away good-conduct badges at pleasure, half so wise,
strong, and valiant as Coppy with the Afghan and Egyptian
medals on his breast. Why, then, should Coppy
be guilty of the unmanly weakness of kissing vehemently
kissing a “big girl,” Miss
Allardyce to wit? In the course of a morning ride,
Wee Willie Winkie had seen Coppy so doing, and, like
the gentleman he was, had promptly wheeled round and
cantered back to his groom, lest the groom should also
see.
Under ordinary circumstances he would
have spoken to his father, but he felt instinctively
that this was a matter on which Coppy ought first to
be consulted.
“Coppy,” shouted Wee Willie
Winkie, reining up outside that subaltern’s
bungalow early one morning “I want
to see you, Coppy!”
“Come in, young ’un,”
returned Coppy, who was at early breakfast in the
midst of his dogs. “What mischief have you
been getting into now?”
Wee Willie Winkie had done nothing
notoriously bad for three days, and so stood on a
pinnacle of virtue.
“I’ve been doing nothing
bad,” said he, curling himself into a long chair
with a studious affectation of the Colonel’s
languor after a hot parade. He buried his freckled
nose in a tea-cup and, with eyes staring roundly over
the rim, asked: “I say, Coppy, is it pwoper
to kiss big girls?”
“By Jove! You’re
beginning early. Who do you want to kiss?”
“No one. My muvver’s
always kissing me if I don’t stop her. If
it isn’t pwoper, how was you kissing Major Allardyce’s
big girl last morning, by ve canal?”
Coppy’s brow wrinkled.
He and Miss Allardyce had with great craft managed
to keep their engagement secret for a fortnight.
There were urgent and imperative reasons why Major
Allardyce should not know how matters stood for at
least another month, and this small marplot had discovered
a great deal too much.
“I saw you,” said Wee
Willie Winkie, calmly. “But ve groom
didn’t see. I said, ‘Hut jao.’”
“Oh, you had that much sense,
you young Rip,” groaned poor Coppy, half amused
and half angry. “And how many people may
you have told about it?”
“Only me myself. You didn’t
tell when I twied to wide ve buffalo ven
my pony was lame; and I fought you wouldn’t
like.”
“Winkie,” said Coppy,
enthusiastically, shaking the small hand, “you’re
the best of good fellows. Look here, you can’t
understand all these things. One of these days hang
it, how can I make you see it! I’m
going to marry Miss Allardyce, and then she’ll
be Mrs. Coppy, as you say. If your young mind
is so scandalized at the idea of kissing big girls,
go and tell your father.”
“What will happen?” said
Wee Willie Winkie, who firmly believed that his father
was omnipotent.
“I shall get into trouble,”
said Coppy, playing his trump card with an appealing
look at the holder of the ace.
“Ven I won’t,” said
Wee Willie Winkie, briefly. “But my faver
says it’s un-man-ly to be always kissing, and
I didn’t fink you’d do vat, Coppy.”
“I’m not always kissing,
old chap. It’s only now and then, and when
you’re bigger you’ll do it too. Your
father meant it’s not good for little boys.”
“Ah!” said Wee Willie
Winkie, now fully enlightened. “It’s
like ve sputter-brush?”
“Exactly,” said Coppy, gravely.
“But I don’t fink I’ll
ever want to kiss big girls, nor no one, ’cept
my muvver. And I must vat, you know.”
There was a long pause, broken by Wee Willie Winkie.
“Are you fond of vis big girl, Coppy?”
“Awfully!” said Coppy.
“Fonder van you are of Bell or ve Butcha or
me?”
“It’s in a different way,”
said Coppy. “You see, one of these days
Miss Allardyce will belong to me, but you’ll
grow up and command the Regiment and all
sorts of things. It’s quite different, you
see.”
“Very well,” said Wee
Willie Winkie, rising. “If you’re
fond of ve big girl, I won’t tell any one.
I must go now.”
Coppy rose and escorted his small
guest to the door, adding: “You’re
the best of little fellows, Winkie. I tell you
what. In thirty days from now you can tell if
you like tell any one you like.”
Thus the secret of the Brandis-Allardyce
engagement was dependent on a little child’s
word. Coppy, who knew Wee Willie Winkie’s
idea of truth, was at ease, for he felt that he would
not break promises. Wee Willie Winkie betrayed
a special and unusual interest in Miss Allardyce, and,
slowly revolving round that embarrassed young lady,
was used to regard her gravely with unwinking eye.
He was trying to discover why Coppy should have kissed
her. She was not half so nice as his own mother.
On the other hand, she was Coppy’s property,
and would in time belong to him. Therefore it
behooved him to treat her with as much respect as
Coppy’s big sword or shiny pistol.
The idea that he shared a great secret
in common with Coppy kept Wee Willie Winkie unusually
virtuous for three weeks. Then the Old Adam broke
out, and he made what he called a “campfire”
at the bottom of the garden. How could he have
foreseen that the flying sparks would have lighted
the Colonel’s little hayrick and consumed a week’s
store for the horses? Sudden and swift was the
punishment deprivation of the good-conduct
badge and, most sorrowful of all, two days’ confinement
to barracks the house and veranda coupled
with the withdrawal of the light of his father’s
countenance.
He took the sentence like the man
he strove to be, drew himself up with a quivering
under-lip, saluted, and, once clear of the room, ran
to weep bitterly in his nursery called
by him “my quarters.” Coppy came in
the afternoon and attempted to console the culprit.
“I’m under awwest,”
said Wee Willie Winkie, mournfully, “and I didn’t
ought to speak to you.”
Very early the next morning he climbed
on to the roof of the house that was not
forbidden and beheld Miss Allardyce going
for a ride.
“Where are you going?” cried Wee Willie
Winkie.
“Across the river,” she answered, and
trotted forward.
Now the cantonment in which the 195th
lay was bounded on the north by a river dry
in the winter. From his earliest years, Wee Willie
Winkie had been forbidden to go across the river,
and had noted that even Coppy the almost
almighty Coppy had never set foot beyond
it. Wee Willie Winkie had once been read to,
out of a big blue book, the history of the Princess
and the Goblins a most wonderful tale of
a land where the Goblins were always warring with
the children of men until they were defeated by one
Curdie. Ever since that date it seemed to him
that the bare black and purple hills across the river
were inhabited by Goblins, and, in truth, every one
had said that there lived the Bad Men. Even in
his own house the lower halves of the windows were
covered with green paper on account of the Bad Men
who might, if allowed clear view, fire into peaceful
drawing-rooms and comfortable bedrooms. Certainly,
beyond the river, which was the end of all the Earth,
lived the Bad Men. And here was Major Allardyce’s
big girl, Coppy’s property, preparing to venture
into their borders! What would Coppy say if anything
happened to her? If the Goblins ran off with
her as they did with Curdie’s Princess?
She must at all hazards be turned back.
The house was still. Wee Willie
Winkie reflected for a moment on the very terrible
wrath of his father; and then broke his
arrest! It was a crime unspeakable. The
low sun threw his shadow, very large and very black,
on the trim garden-paths, as he went down to the stables
and ordered his pony. It seemed to him in the
hush of the dawn that all the big world had been bidden
to stand still and look at Wee Willie Winkie guilty
of mutiny. The drowsy groom handed him his mount,
and, since the one great sin made all others insignificant,
Wee Willie Winkie said that he was going to ride over
to Coppy Sahib, and went out at a foot-pace, stepping
on the soft mould of the flower-borders.
The devastating track of the pony’s
feet was the last misdeed that cut him off from all
sympathy of Humanity. He turned into the road,
leaned forward, and rode as fast as the pony could
put foot to the ground in the direction of the river.
But the liveliest of twelve-two ponies
can do little against the long canter of a Waler.
Miss Allardyce was far ahead, had passed through the
crops, beyond the Police-post, when all the guards
were asleep, and her mount was scattering the pebbles
of the river bed as Wee Willie Winkie left the cantonment
and British India behind him. Bowed forward and
still flogging, Wee Willie Winkie shot into Afghan
territory, and could just see Miss Allardyce a black
speck, flickering across the stony plain. The
reason of her wandering was simple enough. Coppy,
in a tone of too-hastily-assumed authority, had told
her overnight that she must not ride out by the river.
And she had gone to prove her own spirit and teach
Coppy a lesson.
Almost at the foot of the inhospitable
hills, Wee Willie Winkie saw the Waler blunder and
come down heavily. Miss Allardyce struggled clear,
but her ankle had been severely twisted, and she could
not stand. Having thus demonstrated her spirit,
she wept copiously, and was surprised by the apparition
of a white, wide-eyed child in khaki, on a nearly spent
pony.
“Are you badly, badly hurted?”
shouted Wee Willie Winkie, as soon as he was within
range. “You didn’t ought to be here.”
“I don’t know,”
said Miss Allardyce, ruefully, ignoring the reproof.
“Good gracious, child, what are you doing
here?”
“You said you was going acwoss
ve wiver,” panted Wee Willie Winkie, throwing
himself off his pony. “And nobody not
even Coppy must go acwoss ve wiver,
and I came after you ever so hard, but you wouldn’t
stop, and now you’ve hurted yourself, and Coppy
will be angwy wiv me, and I’ve bwoken
my awwest! I’ve bwoken my awwest!”
The future Colonel of the 195th sat
down and sobbed. In spite of the pain in her
ankle the girl was moved.
“Have you ridden all the way
from cantonments, little man? What for?”
“You belonged to Coppy.
Coppy told me so!” wailed Wee Willie Winkie,
disconsolately. “I saw him kissing you,
and he said he was fonder of you van Bell or ve
Butcha or me. And so I came. You must get
up and come back. You didn’t ought to be
here. Vis is a bad place, and I’ve bwoken
my awwest.”
“I can’t move, Winkie,”
said Miss Allardyce, with a groan. “I’ve
hurt my foot. What shall I do?”
She showed a readiness to weep afresh,
which steadied Wee Willie Winkie, who had been brought
up to believe that tears were the depth of unmanliness.
Still, when one is as great a sinner as Wee Willie
Winkie, even a man may be permitted to break down.
“Winkie,” said Miss Allardyce,
“when you’ve rested a little, ride back
and tell them to send out something to carry me back
in. It hurts fearfully.”
The child sat still for a little time
and Miss Allardyce closed her eyes; the pain was nearly
making her faint. She was roused by Wee Willie
Winkie tying up the reins on his pony’s neck
and setting it free with a vicious cut of his whip
that made it whicker. The little animal headed
toward the cantonments.
“Oh, Winkie! What are you doing?”
“Hush!” said Wee Willie
Winkie. “Vere’s a man coming one
of ve Bad Men. I must stay wiv you.
My faver says a man must always look after a
girl. Jack will go home, and ven vey’ll
come and look for us. Vat’s why I let him
go.”
Not one man but two or three had appeared
from behind the rocks of the hills, and the heart
of Wee Willie Winkie sank within him, for just in
this manner were the Goblins wont to steal out and
vex Curdie’s soul. Thus had they played
in Curdie’s garden, he had seen the picture,
and thus had they frightened the Princess’s
nurse. He heard them talking to each other, and
recognized with joy the bastard Pushto that he had
picked up from one of his father’s grooms lately
dismissed. People who spoke that tongue could
not be the Bad Men. They were only natives after
all.
They came up to the boulders on which
Miss Allardyce’s horse had blundered.
Then rose from the rock Wee Willie
Winkie, child of the Dominant Race, aged six and three-quarters,
and said briefly and emphatically “Jao!”
The pony had crossed the river-bed.
The men laughed, and laughter from
natives was the one thing Wee Willie Winkie could
not tolerate. He asked them what they wanted and
why they did not depart. Other men with most
evil faces and crooked-stocked guns crept out of the
shadows of the hills, till, soon, Wee Willie Winkie
was face to face with an audience some twenty strong.
Miss Allardyce screamed.
“Who are you?” said one of the men.
“I am the Colonel Sahib’s
son, and my order is that you go at once. You
black men are frightening the Miss Sahib. One
of you must run into cantonments and take the news
that Miss Sahib has hurt herself, and that the Colonel’s
son is here with her.”
“Put our feet into the trap?”
was the laughing reply. “Hear this boy’s
speech!”
“Say that I sent you I,
the Colonel’s son. They will give you money.”
“What is the use of this talk?
Take up the child and the girl, and we can at least
ask for the ransom. Ours are the villages on the
heights,” said a voice in the background.
These were the Bad Men worse
than Goblins and it needed all Wee Willie
Winkie’s training to prevent him from bursting
into tears. But he felt that to cry before a
native, excepting only his mother’s ayah,
would be an infamy greater than any mutiny. Moreover,
he as future Colonel of the 195th, had that grim regiment
at his back.
“Are you going to carry us away?”
said Wee Willie Winkie, very blanched and uncomfortable.
“Yes, my little Sahib Bahadur,”
said the tallest of the men, “and eat you afterward.”
“That is child’s talk,”
said Wee Willie Winkie. “Men do not eat
men.”
A yell of laughter interrupted him,
but he went on firmly, “And if you
do carry us away, I tell you that all my regiment will
come up in a day and kill you all without leaving
one. Who will take my message to the Colonel
Sahib?”
Speech in any vernacular and
Wee Willie Winkie had a colloquial acquaintance with
three was easy to the boy who could not
yet manage his “r’s” and “th’s”
aright.
Another man joined the conference,
crying: “O foolish men! What this
babe says is true. He is the heart’s heart
of those white troops. For the sake of peace
let them go both, for if he be taken, the regiment
will break loose and gut the valley. Our villages
are in the valley, and we shall not escape. That
regiment are devils. They broke Khoda Yar’s
breast-bone with kicks when he tried to take the rifles;
and if we touch this child they will fire and rape
and plunder for a month, till nothing remains.
Better to send a man back to take the message and get
a reward. I say that this child is their God,
and that they will spare none of us, nor our women,
if we harm him.”
It was Din Mahommed, the dismissed
groom of the Colonel, who made the diversion, and
an angry and heated discussion followed. Wee Willie
Winkie standing over Miss Allardyce, waited the upshot.
Surely his “wegiment,” his own “wegiment,”
would not desert him if they knew of his extremity.
The riderless pony brought the news
to the 195th, though there had been consternation
in the Colonel’s household for an hour before.
The little beast came in through the parade ground
in front of the main barracks, where the men were
settling down to play Spoil-five till the afternoon.
Devlin, the Color Sergeant of E Company, glanced at
the empty saddle and tumbled through the barrack-rooms,
kicking up each Room Corporal as he passed. “Up,
ye beggars! There’s something happened to
the Colonel’s son,” he shouted.
“He couldn’t fall off!
S’elp me, ’e couldn’t fall
off,” blubbered a drummer-boy. “Go
an’ hunt acrost the river. He’s over
there if he’s anywhere, an’ maybe those
Pathans have got ‘im. For the love o’
Gawd don’t look for ’im in the nullahs!
Let’s go over the river.”
“There’s sense in Mott
yet,” said Devlin. “E Company, double
out to the river sharp!”
So E Company, in its shirt-sleeves
mainly, doubled for the dear life, and in the rear
toiled the perspiring Sergeant, adjuring it to double
yet faster. The cantonment was alive with the
men of the 195th hunting for Wee Willie Winkie, and
the Colonel finally overtook E Company, far too exhausted
to swear, struggling in the pebbles of the river-bed.
Up the hill under which Wee Willie
Winkie’s Bad Men were discussing the wisdom
of carrying off the child and the girl, a look-out
fired two shots.
“What have I said?” shouted
Din Mahommed. “There is the warning!
The pulton are out already and are coming across
the plain! Get away! Let us not be seen
with the boy!”
The men waited for an instant, and
then, as another shot was fired, withdrew into the
hills, silently as they had appeared.
“The wegiment is coming,”
said Wee Willie Winkie, confidently, to Miss Allardyce,
“and it’s all wight. Don’t cwy!”
He needed the advice himself, for
ten minutes later, when his father came up, he was
weeping bitterly with his head in Miss Allardyce’s
lap.
And the men of the 195th carried him
home with shouts and rejoicings; and Coppy, who had
ridden a horse into a lather, met him, and, to his
intense disgust, kissed him openly in the presence
of the men.
But there was balm for his dignity.
His father assured him that not only would the breaking
of arrest be condoned, but that the good-conduct badge
would be restored as soon as his mother could sew it
on his blouse-sleeve. Miss Allardyce had told
the Colonel a story that made him proud of his son.
“She belonged to you, Coppy,”
said Wee Willie Winkie, indicating Miss Allardyce
with a grimy forefinger. “I knew
she didn’t ought to go acwoss ve wiver,
and I knew ve wegiment would come to me if I sent
Jack home.”
“You’re a hero, Winkie,” said Coppy “a
pukka hero!”
“I don’t know what vat
means,” said Wee Willie Winkie, “but you
mustn’t call me Winkie any no more. I’m
Percival Will’am Will’ams.”
And in this manner did Wee Willie
Winkie enter into his manhood.