SCENE I. A hall in ANGELO’S house.
Enter ANGELO, ESCALUS, and a Justice,
Provost, Officers_,
and other Attendants,
behind._
Ang. We must not make a scarecrow of the law,
Setting it up to fear the birds of prey,
And let it keep one shape, till custom make it
Their perch, and not their terror.
Escal. Ay, but yet
Let us be keen, and rather cut a little,
Than fall, and bruise to death. Alas, this gentleman,
Whom I would save, had a most noble father!
Let but your honour know,
Whom I believe to be most strait in virtue,
That, in the working of your own affections,
Had time cohered with place or place with wishing,
Or that the resolute acting of your blood
Could have attain’d the effect of your own purpose,
Whether you had not sometime in your life
Err’d in this point which now you censure him,
And pull’d the law upon you.
Ang. ’Tis one thing to be tempted, Escalus,
Another thing to fall. I not deny,
The jury, passing on the prisoner’s life,
May in the sworn twelve have a thief or two
Guiltier than him they try. What’s open
made to justice,
That justice seizes: what know the laws
That theives do pass on thieves? ’Tis very
pregnant,
The jewel that we find, we stoop and take’t,
Because we see it; but what we do not see
We tread upon, and never think of it.
You may not so extenuate his offence
For I have had such faults; but rather tell me,
When I, that censure him, do so offend,
Let mine own judgement pattern out my death,
And nothing come in partial. Sir, he must die.
Escal. Be it as your wisdom will.
Ang. Where is the
provost?
Prov. Here, if it like your honour.
Ang. See that
Claudio
Be executed by nine to-morrow morning:
Bring him his confessor, let him be prepared;
For that’s the utmost of his pilgrimage.
[Exit Provost.
Escal. [Aside] Well, heaven forgive
him! and forgive us all!
Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall:
Some run from brakes of ice, and answer none;
And some condemned for a fault alone.
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Enter ELBOW, and Officers_ with
FROTH and POMPEY._
Elb. Come, bring them away:
if these be good people in a commonweal that do nothing
but use their abuses in common houses, I know no law:
bring them away.
Ang. How now, sir! What’s
your name? and what’s the matter?
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Elb. If it please your honour,
I am the poor Duke’s constable, and my name
is Elbow: I do lean upon justice, sir, and do
bring in here before your good honour two notorious
benefactors.
Ang. Benefactors? Well;
what benefactors are they? 50 are they
not malefactors?
Elb. If it please your honour,
I know not well what they are: but precise villains
they are, that I am sure of; and void of all profanation
in the world that good Christians ought to have.
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Escal. This comes off well; here’s a
wise officer.
Ang. Go to: what quality
are they of? Elbow is your name? why dost thou
not speak, Elbow?
Pom. He cannot, sir; he’s out at elbow.
Ang. What are you, sir?
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Elb. He, sir! a tapster, sir;
parcel-bawd; one that serves a bad woman; whose house,
sir, was, as they say, plucked down in the suburbs;
and now she professes a hot-house, which, I think,
is a very ill house too.
Escal. How know you that?
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Elb. My wife, sir, whom I detest
before heaven and your honour,
Escal. How? thy wife?
Elb. Ay, sir; whom,
I thank heaven, is an honest woman,
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Escal. Dost thou detest her therefore?
Elb. I say, sir, I will detest
myself also, as well as she, that this house, if it
be not a bawd’s house, it is pity of her life,
for it is a naughty house.
Escal. How dost thou know that,
constable? 75
Elb. Marry, sir, by my wife;
who, if she had been a woman cardinally given, might
have been accused in fornication, adultery, and all
uncleanliness there.
Escal. By the woman’s means?
Elb. Ay, sir, by Mistress Overdone’s
means: but as she 80 spit in his face,
so she defied him.
Pom. Sir, if it please your honour, this is
not so.
Elb. Prove it before these
varlets here, thou honourable man; prove it.
Escal. Do you hear how he misplaces?
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Pom. Sir, she came in great
with child; and longing, saving your honour’s
reverence, for stewed prunes; sir, we had but two
in the house, which at that very distant time stood,
as it were, in a fruit-dish, a dish of some three-pence;
your honours have seen such dishes; they are not China
90 dishes, but very good dishes,
Escal. Go to, go to: no matter for the
dish, sir.
Pom. No, indeed, sir, not of
a pin; you are therein in the right: but to the
point. As I say, this Mistress Elbow, being,
as I say, with child, and being great-bellied, and
95 longing, as I said, for prunes; and having
but two in the dish, as I said, Master Froth here,
this very man, having eaten the rest, as I said, and,
as I say, paying for them very honestly; for, as you
know, Master Froth, I could not give you three-pence
again. 100
Froth. No, indeed.
Pom. Very well; you
being then, if you be remembered, cracking the stones
of the foresaid prunes,
Froth. Ay, so I did indeed.
Pom. Why, very well; I telling
you then, if you be remembered, 105 that such a
one and such a one were past cure of the thing you
wot of, unless they kept very good diet, as I told
you,
Froth. All this is true.
Pom. Why, very well, then,
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Escal. Come, you are a tedious
fool: to the purpose. What was done to Elbow’s
wife, that he hath cause to complain of? Come
me to what was done to her.
Pom. Sir, your honour cannot come to that yet.
Escal. No, sir, nor I mean
it not. 115
Pom. Sir, but you shall come
to it, by your honour’s leave. And, I beseech
you, look into Master Froth here, sir; a man of fourscore
pound a year; whose father died at Hallowmas: was’t
not at Hallowmas, Master Froth?
Froth. All-hallond eve.
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Pom. Why, very well; I hope
here be truths. He, sir, sitting, as I say, in
a lower chair, sir; ’twas in the Bunch of Grapes,
where, indeed, you have a delight to sit, have you
not?
Froth. I have so; because it
is an open room, and 125 good for winter.
Pom. Why, very well, then; I hope here be truths.
Ang. This will last out a night
in Russia, When nights are longest there: I’ll
take my leave, And leave you to the hearing of the
cause; 130 Hoping you’ll
find good cause to whip them all.
Escal. I think no less. Good morrow to
your lordship.
[Exit Angelo.
Now, sir, come on: what was done
to Elbow’s wife, once more?
Pom. Once, sir? there was nothing
done to her once. 135
Elb. I beseech you, sir, ask
him what this man did to my wife.
Pom. I beseech your honour, ask me.
Escal. Well, sir; what did this gentleman to
her?
Pom. I beseech you, sir, look
in this gentleman’s face. 140 Good
Master Froth, look upon his honour; ’tis for
a good purpose. Doth your honour mark his face?
Escal. Ay, sir, very well.
Pom. Nay, I beseech you, mark it well.
Escal. Well, I do so.
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Pom. Doth your honour see any harm in his face?
Escal. Why, no.
Pom. I’ll be supposed
upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him.
Good, then; if his face be the worst thing about him,
how could Master Froth do the constable’s
150 wife any harm? I would know that of
your honour.
Escal. He’s in the right.
Constable, what say you to it?
Elb. First, an it like you,
the house is a respected house; next, this is a respected
fellow; and his mistress is a respected woman.
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Pom. By this hand, sir, his
wife is a more respected person than any of us all.
Elb. Varlet, thou liest;
thou liest, wicked varlet! the time is yet to
come that she was ever respected with man, woman,
or child.
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Pom. Sir, she was respected
with him before he married with her.
Escal. Which is the wiser here?
Justice or Iniquity? Is this true?
Elb. O thou caitiff! O
thou varlet! O thou wicked 165
Hannibal! I respected with her before I was married
to her! If ever I was respected with her, or
she with me, let not your worship think me the poor
duke’s officer. Prove this, thou wicked
Hannibal, or I’ll have mine action of battery
on thee.
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Escal. If he took you a box
o’ th’ ear, you might have your action
of slander too.
Elb. Marry, I thank your good
worship for it. What is’t your worship’s
pleasure I shall do with this wicked caitiff?
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Escal. Truly, officer, because
he hath some offences in him that thou wouldst discover
if thou couldst, let him continue in his courses till
thou knowest what they are.
Elb. Marry, I thank your worship
for it. Thou seest, thou wicked varlet, now,
what’s come upon thee: thou art
180 to continue now, thou varlet; thou art to continue.
Escal. Where were you born, friend?
Froth. Here in Vienna, sir.
Escal. Are you of fourscore pounds a year?
Froth. Yes, an’t please
you, sir. 185
Escal. So. What trade are you of, sir?
Pom. A tapster; a poor widow’s tapster.
Escal. Your mistress’ name?
Pom. Mistress Overdone.
Escal. Hath she had any more
than one husband? 190
Pom. Nine, sir; Overdone by the last.
Escal. Nine! Come hither
to me, Master Froth. Master Froth, I would not
have you acquainted with tapsters: they will
draw you, Master Froth, and you will hang them.
Get you gone, and let me hear no more of you.
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Froth. I thank your worship.
For mine own part, I never come into any room in a
taphouse, but I am drawn in.
Escal. Well, no more of it,
Master Froth: farewell. [Exit Froth.]
Come you hither to me, Master tapster. What’s
your name, Master tapster?
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Pom. Pompey.
Escal. What else?
Pom. Bum, sir.
Escal. Troth, and your bum
is the greatest thing about you; so that, in the beastliest
sense, you are Pompey the 205 Great.
Pompey, you are partly a bawd, Pompey, howsoever you
colour it in being a tapster, are you not? come, tell
me true: it shall be the better for you.
Pom. Truly, sir, I am a poor fellow that would
live.
Escal. How would you live,
Pompey? by being a 210 bawd?
What do you think of the trade, Pompey? is it a lawful
trade?
Pom. If the law would allow it, sir.
Escal. But the law will not
allow it, Pompey; nor it shall not be allowed in Vienna.
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Pom. Does your worship mean
to geld and splay all the youth of the city?
Escal. No, Pompey.
Pom. Truly, sir, in my poor
opinion, they will to’t, then. If your
worship will take order for the drabs and
220 the knaves, you need not to fear the bawds.
Escal. There are pretty orders
beginning, I can tell you: it is but heading
and hanging.
Pom. If you head and hang all
that offend that way but for ten year together,
you’ll
be glad to give out a commission
for more heads: if this law hold in Vienna ten
year, I’ll rent the fairest house in it after
three-pence a bay: if you live to see this come
to pass, say Pompey told you so.
Escal. Thank you, good Pompey;
and, in requital of your prophecy, hark you:
I advise you, let me not find 230 you
before me again upon any complaint whatsoever; no,
not for dwelling where you do: if I do, Pompey,
I shall beat you to your tent, and prove a shrewd
Cæsar to you; in plain dealing, Pompey, I shall have
you whipt: so, for this time, Pompey, fare you
well. 235
Pom. I thank your worship for
your good counsel: [Aside] but I shall
follow it as the flesh and fortune shall better determine.
Whip me? No, no; let carman whip his jade:
The valiant heart is not whipt out of his trade.
[Exit. 240
Escal. Come hither to me, Master
Elbow; come hither, Master constable. How long
have you been in this place of constable?
Elb. Seven year and a half, sir.
Escal. I thought, by your readiness
in the office, you had 245 continued in it some
time. You say, seven years together?
Elb. And a half, sir.
Escal. Alas, it hath been great
pains to you. They do you wrong to put you so
oft upon’t: are there not men in your ward
sufficient to serve it?
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Elb. Faith, sir, few of any
wit in such matters: as they are chosen, they
are glad to choose me for them; I do it for some piece
of money, and go through with all.
Escal. Look you bring me in
the names of some six or seven, the most sufficient
of your parish. 255
Elb. To your worship’s house, sir?
Escal. To my house. Fare
you well. [Exit Elbow. What’s o’clock,
think you?
Just. Eleven, sir.
Escal. I pray you home to dinner
with me. 260
Just. I humbly thank you.
Escal. It grieves me for the
death of Claudio; But there’s no remedy.
Just. Lord Angelo is severe.
Escal. It is but needful:
Mercy is not itself, that oft looks so;
Pardon is still the nurse of second woe:
But yet, poor Claudio! There is no
remedy.
Come, sir. [Exeunt.
SCENE II. Another room in the same.
Enter PROVOST and a Servant_._
Serv. He’s hearing of
a cause; he will come straight: I’ll tell
him of you.
Prov. Pray you, do. [Exit Servant.]
I’ll know
His pleasure; may be he will relent. Alas,
He hath but as offended in a dream!
All sects, all ages smack of this vice; and he
To die for ’t!
Enter ANGELO.
Ang. Now, what’s the matter, provost?
Prov. Is it your will Claudio shall die to-morrow?
Ang. Did not I tell thee yea?
hadst thou not order? Why dost thou ask again?
Prov. Lest I might be too rash:
Under your good correction, I have seen,
When, after execution, Judgement hath
Repented o’er his doom.
Ang. Go to;
let that be mine: Do you your office, or give
up your place, And you shall well be spared.
Prov. I
crave your honour’s pardon. What shall
be done, sir, with the groaning Juliet?
15 She’s very near her hour.
Ang. Dispose
of her To some more fitter place, and that with speed.
Re-enter Servant_._
Serv. Here is the sister of
the man condemn’d Desires access to you.
Ang. Hath he a sister?
Prov. Ay, my good lord; a very virtuous maid,
And to be shortly of a sisterhood,
If not already.
Ang. Well, let her be admitted. [Exit
Servant.
See you the fornicatress be removed:
Let her have needful, but not lavish, means;
There shall be order for ’t.
Enter ISABELLA and LUCIO.
Prov. God
save your honour! 25
Ang. Stay a little while. [To Isab.]
You’re welcome:
what’s your will?
Isab. I am a woeful suitor
to your honour, Please but your honour hear me.
Ang. Well; what’s
your suit?
Isab. There is a vice that most I do abhor,
And most desire should meet the blow of justice;
For which I would not plead, but that I must;
For which I must not plead, but that I am
At war ’twixt will and will not.
Ang. Well; the matter?
Isab. I have a brother is condemn’d
to die: I do beseech you, let it be his fault,
35 And not my brother.
Prov. [Aside] Heaven give thee moving
graces!
Ang. Condemn the fault, and not the actor of
it?
Why, every fault’s condemn’d ere it be
done:
Mine were the very cipher of a function,
To fine the faults whose fine stands in record,
And let go by the actor.
Isab. O just
but severe law! I had a brother, then. Heaven
keep your honour!
Lucio. [Aside to Isab.]
Give’t not
o’er so: to him again, entreat him;
Kneel down before him, hang upon his gown:
You are too cold; if you should need a pin,
You could not with more tame a tongue desire it:
To him, I say!
Isab. Must he needs die?
Ang. Maiden, no remedy.
Isab. Yes; I do think that
you might pardon him, And neither heaven nor man grieve
at the mercy. 50
Ang. I will not do’t.
Isab. But can you, if you would?
Ang. Look, what I will not, that I cannot do.
Isab. But might you do’t,
and do the world no wrong, If so your heart were touch’d
with that remorse As mine is to him.
Ang. He’s sentenced;
’tis too late. 55
Lucio. [Aside to Isab.] You are too
cold.
Isab. Too late? why, no; I, that do speak a
word,
May call it back again. Well, believe this,
No ceremony that to great ones ’longs,
Not the king’s crown, nor the deputed sword,
The marshal’s truncheon, nor the judge’s
robe,
Become them with one half so good a grace
As mercy does.
If he had been as you, and you as he,
You would have slipt like him; but he, like you,
Would not have been so stern.
Ang. Pray you, be gone.
Isab. I would to heaven I had your potency,
And you were Isabel! should it then be thus?
No; I would tell what ’twere to be a judge,
And what a prisoner.
Lucio. [Aside to Isab.]
Ay, touch him; there’s the vein. 70
Ang. Your brother is a forfeit
of the law, And you but waste your words.
Isab. Alas, alas!
Why, all the souls that were were forfeit once;
And He that might the vantage best have took
Found out the remedy. How would you be,
If He, which is the top of judgement, should
But judge you as you are? O, think on that;
And mercy then will breathe within your lips,
Like man new made.
Ang. Be you content, fair maid;
It is the law, not I condemn your brother:
Were he my kinsman, brother, or my son,
It should be thus with him: he must die to-morrow.
Isab. To-morrow! O, that’s sudden!
Spare him, spare him!
He’s not prepared for death. Even for our
kitchens
We kill the fowl of season: shall we serve heaven
With less respect than we do minister
To our gross selves? Good, good my lord, bethink
you;
Who is it that hath died for this offence?
There’s many have committed it.
Lucio. [Aside to Isab.] Ay, well said.
Ang. The law hath not been dead, though it
hath slept:
Those many had not dared to do that evil,
If the first that did the edict infringe
Had answer’d for his deed: now ’tis
awake,
Takes note of what is done; and, like a prophet,
Looks in a glass, that shows what future evils,
Either now, or by remissness new-conceived,
And so in progress to be hatch’d and born,
Are now to have no successive degrees,
But, ere they live, to end.
Isab. Yet show some pity.
Ang. I show it most of all when I show justice;
For then I pity those I do not know,
Which a dismiss’d offence would after gall;
And do him right that, answering one foul wrong.
Lives not to act another. Be satisfied;
Your brother dies to-morrow; be content.
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Isab. So you must be the first that gives this
sentence.
And he, that suffers. O, it is excellent
To have a giant’s strength; but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.
Lucio. [Aside to Isab.] That’s
well said.
Isab. Could great men thunder
As Jove himself does, Jove would ne’er be quiet,
For every pelting, petty officer
Would use his heaven for thunder.
Nothing but thunder! Merciful Heaven,
Thou rather with thy sharp and sulphurous bolt
Split’st the unwedgeable and gnarled oak
Than the soft myrtle: but man, proud man,
Drest in a little brief authority,
Most ignorant of what he’s most assured,
His glassy essence, like an angry ape,
Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven
As make the angels weep; who, with our spleens,
Would all themselves laugh mortal.
Lucio. [Aside to Isab.] O, to him, to
him, wench!
he will relent;
He’s coming; I perceive’t.
Prov. [Aside] Pray heaven
she win him! 125
Isab. We cannot weigh our brother
with ourself: Great men may jest with saints;
’tis wit in them. But in the less foul
profanation.
Lucio. Thou’rt i’ the right, girl;
more o’ that.
Isab. That in the captain’s
but a choleric word, 130 Which in
the soldier is flat blasphemy.
Lucio. [Aside to Isab.]
Art avised o’ that? more on’t.
Ang. Why do you put these sayings upon me?
Isab. Because authority, though it err like
others.
Hath yet a kind of medicine in itself,
That skins the vice o’ the top. Go to your
bosom;
Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know
That’s like my brother’s fault: if
it confess
A natural guiltiness such as is his,
Let it not sound a thought upon your tongue
Against my brother’s life.
Ang. [Aside] She speaks,
and ’tis Such sense, that my sense breeds with
it. Fare you well.
Isab. Gentle my lord, turn back.
Ang. I will bethink me: come again to-morrow.
Isab. Hark how I’ll bribe
you: good my lord, turn back. 145
Ang. How? bribe me?
Isab. Ay, with such gifts that
heaven shall share with you.
Lucio. [Aside to Isab.] Yon had marr’d
all else.
Isab. Not with fond shekels of the tested gold,
Or stones whose rates are either rich or poor
As fancy values them; but with true prayers
That shall be up at heaven and enter there
Ere sun-rise, prayers from preserved souls,
From fasting maids whose minds are dedicate
To nothing temporal.
Ang. Well; come
to me to-morrow. 155
Lucio. [Aside to Isab.] Go to; ’tis
well; away!
Isab. Heaven keep your honour safe!
Ang. [Aside] Amen:
For I am that way going to temptation,
Where prayers cross.
Isab. At what hour
to-morrow Shall I attend your lordship?
Ang. At
any time ’fore noon. 160
Isab. ’Save your honour!
[Exeunt Isabella, Lucio,
and Provost.
Ang. From thee, even
from thy virtue!
What’s this, what’s this? Is this
her fault or mine?
The tempter or the tempted, who sins most?
Ha!
Not she; nor doth she tempt: but it is I
That, lying by the violet in the sun,
Do as the carrion does, not as the flower,
Corrupt with virtuous season. Can it be
That modesty may more betray our sense
Than woman’s lightness? Having waste ground
enough,
Shall we desire to raze the sanctuary,
And pitch our evils there? O, fie, fie, fie!
What dost thou, or what art thou, Angelo?
Dost thou desire her foully for those things
That make her good? O, let her brother live:
Thieves for their robbery have authority
When judges steal themselves. What, do I love
her,
That I desire to hear her speak again,
And feast upon her eyes? What is’t I dream
on?
O cunning enemy, that, to catch a saint,
With saints dost bait thy hook! Most dangerous
Is that temptation that doth goad us on
To sin in loving virtue: never could the strumpet,
With all her double vigour, art and nature,
Once stir my temper; but this virtuous maid
Subdues me quite. Ever till now,
When men were fond, I smiled, and wonder’d how.
[Exit.
SCENE III. A room in a prison.
Enter, severally, DUKE disguised as
a friar, and PROVOST.
Duke. Hail to you, provost! so I
think you are.
Prov. I am the provost. What’s your
will, good friar?
Duke. Bound by my charity and my blest order,
I come to visit the afflicted spirits
Here in the prison. Do me the common right
To let me see them, and to make me know
The nature of their crimes, that I may minister
To them accordingly.
Prov. I would do more than
that, if more were needful.
Enter JULIET.
Look, here comes one: a gentlewoman of mine,
Who, falling in the flaws of her own youth,
Hath blister’d her report: she is with
child;
And he that got it, sentenced; a young man
More fit to do another such offence
Than die for this.
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Duke. When must he die?
Prov.
As I do think, to-morrow. I have provided
for you: stay awhile, [To Juliet. And
you shall be conducted.
Duke. Repent you, fair one, of the sin you
carry?
Jul. I do; and bear the shame
most patiently. 20
Duke. I’ll teach you how you shall arraign
your conscience,
And try your penitence, if it be sound,
Or hollowly put on.
Jul. I’ll gladly learn.
Duke. Love you the man that wrong’d you?
Jul. Yes, as I love the woman
that wrong’d him. 25
Duke. So, then, it seems your
most offenceful act Was mutually committed?
Jul. Mutually.
Duke. Then was your sin of heavier kind than
his.
Jul. I do confess it, and repent it, father.
Duke. ’Tis meet so, daughter: but
lest you do repent,
As that the sin hath brought you to this shame,
Which sorrow is always towards ourselves, not heaven,
Showing we would not spare heaven as we love it,
But as we stand in fear,
Jul. I do repent me, as it
is an evil, 35 And take
the shame with joy.
Duke. There rest.
Your partner, as I hear, must die to-morrow,
And I am going with instruction to him.
Grace go with you, Benedicite! [Exit.
Jul. Must die to-morrow!
O injurious love, 40 That respites
me a life, whose very comfort Is still a dying horror!
Prov. ’Tis pity of him.
[Exeunt.
SCENE IV. A room in ANGELO’S house.
Enter ANGELO.
Ang. When I would pray and think, I think and
pray
To several subjects. Heaven hath my empty words;
Whilst my invention, hearing not my tongue,
Anchors on Isabel: Heaven in my mouth,
As if I did but only chew his name;
And in my heart the strong and swelling evil
Of my conception. The state, whereon I studied,
Is like a good thing, being often read,
Grown fear’d and tedious; yea, my gravity,
Wherein let no man hear me I
take pride,
Could I with boot change for an idle plume,
Which the air beats for vain. O place, O form,
How often dost thou with thy case, thy habit,
Wrench awe from fools, and tie the wiser souls
To thy false seeming! Blood, thou art blood:
Let’s write good angel on the devil’s
horn;
’Tis not the devil’s crest.
Enter a Servant_._
How now!
who’s there?
Serv. One Isabel, a sister, desires access
to you.
Ang. Teach her the way. O heavens!
Why does my blood thus muster to my heart,
Making both it unable for itself,
And dispossessing all my other parts
Of necessary fitness?
So play the foolish throngs with one that swoons:
Come all to help him, and so stop the air
By which he should revive: and even so
The general, subject to a well-wish’d king,
Quit their own part, and in obsequious fondness
Crowd to his presence, where their untaught love
Must needs appear offence.
Enter ISABELLA.
How now,
fair maid? 30
Isab. I am come to know your pleasure.
Ang. That you might know it,
would much better please me Than to demand what ’tis.
Your brother cannot live.
Isab. Even so. Heaven keep your
honour!
Ang. Yet may he live awhile;
and, it may be, 35 As long as
you or I: yet he must die.
Isab. Under your sentence?
Ang. Yea. Isab. When,
I beseech you? that in his reprieve, Longer or shorter,
he may be so fitted 40
That his soul sicken not.
Ang. Ha! fie, these filthy vices! It were
as good
To pardon him that hath from nature stolen
A man already made, as to remit
Their saucy sweetness that do coin heaven’s
image
In stamps that are forbid: ’tis all as
easy
Falsely to take away a life true made,
As to put metal in restrained means
To make a false one.
Isab. ’Tis set down so
in heaven, but not in earth. 50
Ang. Say you so? then I shall pose you quickly.
Which had you rather, that the most just
law
Now took your brother’s life; or, to redeem
him,
Give up your body to such sweet uncleanness
As she that he hath stain’d?
Isab. Sir,
believe this, 55 I had rather
give my body than my soul.
Ang. I talk not of your soul:
our compell’d sins Stand more for number than
for accompt.
Isab. How say
you?
Ang. Nay, I’ll not warrant that; for
I can speak
Against the thing I say. Answer to this:
I, now the voice of the recorded law,
Pronounce a sentence on your brother’s life:
Might there not be a charity in sin
To save this brother’s life?
Isab. Please
you to do’t, I’ll take it as a peril to
my soul, 65 It is
no sin at all, but charity.
Ang. Pleased you to do’t
at peril of your soul, Were equal poise of sin and
charity.
Isab. That I do beg his life, if it be sin,
Heaven let me bear it! you granting of my suit,
If that be sin, I’ll make it my morn prayer
To have it added to the faults of mine,
And nothing of your answer.
Ang. Nay,
but hear me. Your sense pursues not mine:
either you are ignorant, Or seem so, craftily; and
that’s not good. 75
Isab. Let me be ignorant, and
in nothing good, But graciously to know I am no better.
Ang. Thus wisdom wishes to appear most bright
When it doth tax itself; as these black masks
Proclaim an enshield beauty ten times louder
Than beauty could, display’d. But mark
me;
To be received plain, I’ll speak more gross:
Your brother is to die.
Isab. So.
Ang. And his offence is so,
as it appears, 85 Accountant
to the law upon that pain.
Isab. True.
Ang. Admit no other way to save his life,
As I subscribe not that, nor any other,
But in the loss of question, that you,
his sister,
Finding yourself desired of such a person,
Whose credit with the judge, or own great place,
Could fetch your brother from the manacles
Of the all-building law; and that there were
No earthly mean to save him, but that either
You must lay down the treasures of your body
To this supposed, or else to let him suffer;
What would you do?
Isab. As much for my poor brother as myself:
That is, were I under the terms of death,
The impression of keen whips I’ld wear as rubies,
And strip myself to death, as to a bed
That longing have been sick for, ere I’ld yield
My body up to shame.
Ang. Then must your brother die.
Isab. And ’twere the cheaper way:
Better it were a brother died at once,
Than that a sister, by redeeming him,
Should die for ever.
Ang. Were not you, then, as
cruel as the sentence That you have slander’d
so? 110
Isab. Ignomy in ransom and free pardon
Are of two houses: lawful mercy
Is nothing kin to foul redemption.
Ang. You seem’d of late
to make the law a tyrant; And rather proved the sliding
of your brother 115 A merriment
than a vice.
Isab. O, pardon me, my lord; it oft falls out,
To have what we would have, we speak not what we mean:
I something do excuse the thing I hate,
For his advantage that I dearly love.
120
Ang. We are all frail.
Isab. Else let my brother die,
If not a feodary, but only he
Owe and succeed thy weakness.
Ang. Nay, women are frail too.
Isab. Ay, as the glasses where they view themselves;
Which are as easy broke as they make forms.
Women! Help Heaven! men their creation
mar
In profiting by them. Nay, call us ten times
frail;
For we are soft as our complexions are,
And credulous to false prints.
Ang. I think it well:
And from this testimony of your own sex,
Since, I suppose, we are made to be no stronger
Than faults may shake our frames, let me
be bold;
I do arrest your words. Be that you are,
That is, a woman; if you be more, you’re none;
If you be one, as you are well express’d
By all external warrants, show it now,
By putting on the destined livery.
Isab. I have no tongue but
one: gentle my lord, Let me entreat you speak
the former language. 140
Ang. Plainly conceive, I love you.
Isab. My brother did love Juliet,
And you tell me that he shall die for it.
Ang. He shall not, Isabel, if you give me love.
Isab. I know your virtue hath a license in’t,
Which seems a little fouler than it is,
To pluck on others.
Ang. Believe me,
on mine honour, My words express my purpose.
Isab. Ha! little honour to be much believed,
And most pernicious purpose! Seeming, seeming!
I will proclaim thee, Angelo; look for’t:
Sign me a present pardon for my brother,
Or with an outstretch’d throat I’ll tell
the world aloud
What man thou art.
Ang. Who will believe thee, Isabel?
My unsoil’d name, the austereness of my life,
My vouch against you, and my place i’ the state,
Will so your accusation overweigh,
That you shall stifle in your own report,
And smell of calumny. I have begun;
And now I give my sensual race the rein:
Fit thy consent to my sharp appetite;
Lay by all nicety and prolixious blushes,
That banish what they sue for; redeem thy brother
By yielding up thy body to my will;
Or else he must not only die the death,
But thy unkindness shall his death draw out
To lingering sufferance. Answer me to-morrow.
Or, by the affection that now guides me most,
I’ll prove a tyrant to him. As for you,
Say what you can, my false o’erweighs your true.
[Exit. 170
Isab. To whom should I complain? Did I
tell this,
Who would believe me? O perilous mouths,
That bear in them one and the self-same tongue,
Either of condemnation or approof;
Bidding the law make court’sy to their will;
Hooking both right and wrong to the appetite,
To follow as it draws! I’ll to my brother:
Though he hath fall’n by prompture of the blood,
Yet hath he in him such a mind of honour,
That, had he twenty heads to tender down
On twenty bloody blocks, he’ld yield them up,
Before his sister should her body stoop
To such abhorr’d pollution.
Then, Isabel, live chaste, and, brother, die:
More than our brother is our chastity.
I’ll tell him yet of Angelo’s request,
And fit his mind to death, for his soul’s rest.
[Exit.