SCENE I. A room in the prison.
Enter DUKE disguised as before, CLAUDIO,
and PROVOST.
Duke. So, then, you hope of pardon from Lord
Angelo?
Claud. The miserable have no other medicine
But only hope:
I’ve hope to live, and am prepar’d to
die.
Duke. Be absolute for death; either death or
life
Shall thereby be the sweeter. Reason thus with
life:
If I do lose thee, I do lose a thing
That none but fools would keep: a breath thou
art,
Servile to all the skyey influences.
That dost this habitation, where thou keep’st,
Hourly afflict: merely, thou art death’s
fool;
For him thou labour’st by thy flight to shun,
And yet runn’st toward him still. Thou
art not noble;
For all the accommodations that thou bear’st
Are nursed by baseness. Thou’rt by no means
valiant;
For thou dost fear the soft and tender fork
Of a poor worm. Thy best of rest is sleep,
And that thou oft provokest; yet grossly fear’st
Thy death, which is no more. Thou art not thyself;
For thou exist’st on many a thousand grains
That issue out of dust. Happy thou art not;
For what thou hast not, still thou strivest to get.
And what thou hast, forget’st. Thou art
not certain;
For thy complexion shifts to strange effects,
After the moon. If thou art rich, thou’rt
poor;
For, like an ass whose back with ingots bows,
Thou bear’st thy heavy riches but a journey,
And death unloads thee. Friend hast thou none;
For thine own bowels, which do call thee sire,
The mere effusion of thy proper loins,
Do curse the gout, serpigo, and the rheum,
For ending thee no sooner. Thou hast nor youth
nor age.
But, as it were, an after-dinner’s sleep,
Dreaming on both; for all thy blessed youth
Becomes as aged, and doth beg the alms
Of palsied eld; and when thou art old and rich,
Thou hast neither heat, affection, limb, nor beauty,
To make thy riches pleasant. What’s yet
in this
That bears the name of life? Yet in this life
Lie hid more thousand deaths: yet death we fear,
That makes these odds all even.
Claud. I humbly thank
you.
To sue to live, I find I seek to die;
And, seeking death, find life: let it come on.
Isab. [within] What,
ho! Peace here; grace and good company!
Prov. Who’s there? come
in: the wish deserves a welcome. 45
Duke. Dear sir, ere long I’ll visit you
again.
Claud. Most holy sir, I thank you.
Enter ISABELLA.
Isab. My business is a word or two with Claudio.
Prov. And very welcome.
Look, signior, here’s your sister.
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Duke. Provost, a word with you.
Prov. As many as you please.
Duke. Bring me to hear them
speak, where I may be concealed. [Exeunt Duke
and Provost.
Claud. Now, sister, what’s
the comfort? 55
Isab. Why,
As all comforts are; most good, most good indeed.
Lord Angelo, having affairs to heaven,
Intends you for his swift ambassador,
Where you shall be an everlasting leiger:
Therefore your best appointment make with speed;
To-morrow you set on.
Claud. Is there no remedy?
Isab. None, but such remedy
as, to save a head, To cleave a heart in twain.
Claud. But is there any?
Isab. Yes, brother, you may live:
There is a devilish mercy in the judge,
If you’ll implore it, that will free your life,
But fetter you till death.
Claud. Perpetual durance?
Isab. Ay, just; perpetual durance,
a restraint, Though all the world’s vastidity
you had, 70 To a determined
scope.
Claud. But in what nature?
Isab. In such a one as, you
consenting to’t, Would bark your honour from
that trunk you bear, And leave you naked.
Claud. Let me know the point.
Isab. O, I do fear thee, Claudio; and I quake,
Lest thou a feverous life shouldst entertain,
And six or seven winters more respect
Than a perpetual honour. Darest thou die?
The sense of death is most in apprehension;
And the poor beetle, that we tread upon,
In corporal sufferance finds a pang as great
As when a giant dies.
Claud. Why give you me this shame?
Think you I can a resolution fetch
From flowery tenderness? If I must die,
I will encounter darkness as a bride,
And hug it in mine arms.
Isab. There spake my brother; there my father’s
grave
Did utter forth a voice. Yes, thou must die:
Thou art too noble to conserve a life
In base appliances. This outward-sainted deputy,
Whose settled visage and deliberate word
Nips youth i’ the head, and follies doth emmew
As falcon doth the fowl, is yet a devil;
His filth within being cast, he would appear
A pond as deep as hell.
Claud. The prenzie Angelo!
Isab. O, ’tis the cunning livery of hell,
The damned’st body to invest and cover
In prenzie guards! Dost thou think, Claudio?
If I would yield him my virginity,
Thou mightst be freed.
Claud. O heavens! it cannot be.
Isab. Yes, he would give’t thee, from
this rank offence,
So to offend him still. This night’s the
time
That I should do what I abhor to name,
Or else thou diest to-morrow.
Claud. Thou
shalt not do’t. 100
Isab. O, were it but my life,
I’ld throw it down for your deliverance
As frankly as a pin.
Claud. Thanks, dear Isabel.
Isab. Be ready, Claudio, for your death to-morrow.
Claud. Yes. Has he affections in him,
That thus can make him bite the law by the nose,
When he would force it? Sure, it is no sin;
Or of the deadly seven it is the least.
Isab. Which is the least?
Claud. If it were damnable, he being so wise,
Why would he for the momentary trick
Be perdurably fined? O Isabel!
Isab. What says my brother?
Claud. Death is a fearful
thing.
Isab. And shamed life a hateful.
Claud. Ay, but to die, and go we know not where;
To lie in cold obstruction and to rot;
This sensible warm motion to become
A kneaded clod; and the delighted spirit
To bathe in fiery floods, or to reside
In thrilling region of thick-ribbed ice;
To be imprison’d in the viewless winds,
And blown with restless violence round about
The pendent world; or to be worse than worst
Of those that lawless and incertain thought
Imagine howling: ’tis too horrible!
The weariest and most loathed worldly life
That age, ache, penury, and imprisonment
Can lay on nature is a paradise
To what we fear of death.
Isab. Alas, alas!
Claud. Sweet sister, let me live:
What sin you do to save a brother’s life,
Nature dispenses with the deed so far
That it becomes a virtue.
Isab. O you beast!
O faithless coward! O dishonest wretch!
Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice?
Is’t not a kind of incest, to take life
From thine own sister’s shame? What should
I think?
Heaven shield my mother play’d my father fair!
For such a warped slip of wilderness
Ne’er issued from his blood. Take my defiance!
Die, perish! Might but my bending down
Reprieve thee from thy fate, it should proceed:
I’ll pray a thousand prayers for thy death,
No word to save thee.
Claud. Nay, hear me, Isabel.
Isab. O, fie, fie, fie!
Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade.
Mercy to thee would prove itself a bawd:
’Tis best that thou diest quickly.
Claud. O, hear me,
Isabella!
Re-enter DUKE.
Duke. Vouchsafe a word, young sister, but one
word.
Isab. What is your will?
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Duke. Might you dispense with
your leisure, I would by and by have some speech with
you: the satisfaction I would require is likewise
your own benefit.
Isab. I have no superfluous
leisure; my stay must be stolen out of other affairs;
but I will attend you awhile.
[Walks
apart.
Duke. Son, I have overheard
what hath passed between you and your sister.
Angelo had never the purpose to corrupt her; only
he hath made an assay of her virtue to practise his
judgement with the disposition of natures: she,
having the truth of honour in her, hath made him that
160 gracious denial which he is most glad
to receive. I am confessor to Angelo, and I know
this to be true; therefore prepare yourself to death:
do not satisfy your resolution with hopes that are
fallible: to-morrow you must die; go to your
knees, and make ready.
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Claud. Let me ask my sister
pardon. I am so out of love with life, that I
will sue to be rid of it.
Duke. Hold you there:
farewell. [Exit Claudio.] Provost, a word with
you!
Re-enter PROVOST.
Prov. What’s your will,
father? 170
Duke. That now you are come,
you will be gone. Leave me awhile with the maid:
my mind promises with my habit no loss shall touch
her by my company.
Prov. In good time. [Exit
Provost. Isabella comes forward.
Duke. The hand that hath made
you fair hath made you good:
the goodness that is cheap in beauty makes beauty
brief in goodness; but grace being the soul of your
complexion shall keep the body of it ever fair.
The assault that Angelo hath made to you fortune
hath conveyed to my understanding; and but that frailty
hath examples for 180 his falling I should
wonder at Angelo. How will you do to content
this substitute and to save your brother?
Isab. I am now going to resolve
him: I had rather my brother die by the law than
my son should be unlawfully born. But, O, how
much is the good Duke deceived in 185
Angelo! If ever he return and I can speak to him,
I will open my lips in vain, or discover his government.
Duke. That shall not be much
amiss: yet as the matter now stands he will
avoid your accusation; he made trial of you only.
Therefore fasten your ear on my advisings: to
the love I have in doing good a remedy
presents itself. I do make myself believe that
you may most uprighteously do a poor wronged lady
a merited benefit; redeem your brother from the angry
law; do no stain to your own gracious person; and
much please the absent Duke if peradventure
195 he shall ever return to have hearing of this
business.
Isab. Let me hear you speak
farther. I have spirit to do any thing that appears
not foul in the truth of my spirit.
Duke. Virtue is bold and goodness
never fearful. Have you not heard speak of Mariana
the sister of Frederick the great soldier
who miscarried at sea?
Isab. I have heard of the lady,
and good words went with her name.
Duke. She should this Angelo
have married; was affianced to her by oath and the
nuptial appointed: between
which time of the contract and limit of the solemnity
her brother Frederick was wrecked at sea having in
that perished vessel the dowry of his sister.
But mark how heavily this befell to the poor gentlewoman:
there she lost a noble and renowned brother in his
love toward her ever most kind and
natural; with him the portion and sinew of her fortune
her marriage-dowry; with both her combinate husband
this well-seeming Angelo.
Isab. Can this be so? did Angelo so leave her?
Duke. Left her in her tears
and dried not one of them with his comfort;
swallowed his vows whole pretending in her discoveries
of dishonour: in few bestowed her on her own
lamentation which she yet wears for his sake; and
he a marble to her tears is washed with them but
relents not.
Isab. What a merit were it
in death to take this poor maid from
the world! What corruption in this life that
it will let this man live! But how out of this
can she avail?
Duke. It is a rupture that
you may easily heal: and the cure of it not only
saves your brother but keeps you from dishonour in
doing it.
Isab. Show me how, good father.
Duke. This forenamed maid hath
yet in her the continuance of her first affection:
his unjust unkindness that in all reason should have
quenched her love hath like an impediment in the
current made it more violent and unruly.
Go you to Angelo; answer his requiring
with a plausible obedience; agree with his demands
to the point; only refer yourself to this advantage
first that your stay with him may not be long; that
the time may have all shadow and silence in it; and
the place answer to convenience. This
being granted in course and now
follows all we shall advise this wronged
maid to stead up your appointment go in your place;
if the encounter acknowledge itself hereafter it
may compel him to her recompense: and here by
this is your brother saved your honour untainted
the poor Mariana advantaged and the corrupt
Deputy scaled. The maid will I frame and make
fit for his attempt. If you think well to carry
this as you may the doubleness of the benefit defends
the deceit from reproof. What think you of it?
Isab. The image of it gives
me content already; and I trust it will grow to a
most prosperous perfection.
Duke. It lies much in your
holding up. Haste you speedily to Angelo:
if for this night he entreat you to his bed give
him promise of satisfaction. I will presently
to Saint Luke’s: there at
the moated grange resides this dejected Mariana.
At that place call upon me; and dispatch with Angelo
that it may be quickly.
Isab. I thank you for this
comfort. Fare you well, good father.
SCENE II. The street before the prison.
Enter, on one side, DUKE disguised
as before; on the other, ELBOW,
and Officers_ with POMPEY._
Elb. Nay, if there be no remedy
for it, but that you will needs buy and sell men and
women like beasts, we shall have all the world drink
brown and white bastard.
Duke. O heavens! what stuff is here?
Pom. ’Twas never merry
world since of two usuries the
merriest was put down and the worser allowed by order
of law a furred gown to keep him warm; and furred
with fox and lamb-skins too to signify that craft
being richer than innocency stands for the facing.
Elb. Come your way, sir.
’Bless you, good father friar. 10
Duke. And you, good brother
father. What offence hath this man made you,
sir?
Elb. Marry, sir, he hath offended
the law: and, sir, we take him to be a thief
too, sir; for we have found upon him, sir, a strange
picklock, which we have sent to the Deputy.
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Duke. Fie, sirrah! a bawd, a wicked bawd!
The evil that thou causest to be done,
That is thy means to live. Do thou but think
What ’tis to cram a maw or clothe a back
From such a filthy vice: say to thyself,
From their abominable and beastly touches
I drink, I eat, array myself, and live.
Canst thou believe thy living is a life,
So stinkingly depending? Go mend, go mend.
Pom. Indeed it does stink
in some sort sir; but yet sir I would
prove
Duke. Nay, if the devil have
given thee proofs for sin, Thou wilt prove his.
Take him to prison, officer: Correction and instruction
must both work Ere this rude beast will profit.
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Elb. He must before the Deputy,
sir; he has given him warning: the Deputy cannot
abide a whoremaster: if he be a whoremonger,
and comes before him, he were as good go a mile on
his errand.
Duke. That we were all, as
some would seem to be, 35 From our
faults, as faults from seeming, free!
Elb. His neck will come to your waist, a
cord, sir.
Pom. I spy comfort; I cry bail.
Here’s a gentleman and a friend of mine.
Enter LUCIO.
Lucio. How now, noble Pompey!
What, at the wheels 40 of Cæsar?
art thou led in triumph? What, is there none
of Pygmalion’s images, newly made woman, to be
had now, for putting the hand in the pocket and extracting
it clutched? What reply, ha? What sayest
thou to this tune, matter and method? Is’t
not drowned i’ the last rain, ha? 45
What sayest thou, Trot? Is the world as it was,
man? Which is the way? Is it sad, and few
words? or how? The trick of it?
Duke. Still thus, and thus; still worse!
Lucio. How doth my dear morsel,
thy mistress? Procures 50 she still,
ha?
Pom. Troth, sir, she hath eaten
up all her beef, and she is herself in the tub.
Lucio. Why, ’tis good;
it is the right of it; it must be so: ever your
fresh whore and your powdered bawd: an
55 unshunned consequence; it must be so.
Art going to prison, Pompey?
Pom. Yes, faith, sir.
Lucio. Why, ’tis not
amiss, Pompey. Farewell: go, say I sent
thee thither. For debt, Pompey? or how?
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Elb. For being a bawd, for being a bawd.
Lucio. Well, then, imprison
him: if imprisonment be the due of a bawd, why,
’tis his right: bawd is he doubtless, and
of antiquity too; bawd-born. Farewell, good Pompey.
Commend me to the prison, Pompey: you will turn
good 65 husband now, Pompey; you will
keep the house.
Pom. I hope, sir, your good worship will be
my bail.
Lucio. No, indeed, will I not,
Pompey; it is not the wear. I will pray, Pompey,
to increase your bondage: if you take it not
patiently, why, your mettle is the more.
70 Adieu, trusty Pompey. ’Bless you, friar.
Duke. And you.
Lucio. Does Bridget paint still, Pompey, ha?
Elb. Come your ways, sir; come.
Pom. You will not bail me,
then, sir? 75
Lucio. Then, Pompey, nor now.
What news abroad, friar? what news?
Elb. Come your ways, sir; come.
Lucio. Go to kennel, Pompey;
go. [Exeunt Elbow, Pompey and Officers.] What
news, friar, of the Duke? 80
Duke. I know none. Can you tell me of
any?
Lucio. Some say he is with
the Emperor of Russia; other some, he is in Rome:
but where is he, think you?
Duke. I know not where; but
wheresoever, I wish him well.
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Lucio. It was a mad fantastical
trick of him to steal from the state, and usurp the
beggary he was never born to. Lord Angelo dukes
it well in his absence; he puts transgression to’t.
Duke. He does well in’t.
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Lucio. A little more lenity
to lechery would do no harm in him: something
too crabbed that way, friar.
Duke. It is too general a vice,
and severity must cure it.
Lucio. Yes, in good sooth,
the vice is of a great kindred; 95 it is well
allied: but it is impossible to extirp it quite,
friar, till eating and drinking be put down. They
say this Angelo was not made by man and woman after
this downright way of creation: is it true, think
you?
Duke. How should he be made,
then? 100
Lucio. Some report a sea-maid
spawned him; some, that he was begot between two stock-fishes.
But it is certain that, when he makes water, his urine
is congealed ice; that I know to be true: and
he is a motion generative; that’s infallible.
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Duke. You are pleasant, sir, and speak apace.
Lucio. Why, what a ruthless
thing is this in him, for the rebellion of a codpiece
to take away the life of a man! Would the Duke
that is absent have done this? Ere he would have
hanged a man for the getting a hundred bastards,
110 he would have paid for the nursing a thousand:
he had some feeling of the sport; he knew the service,
and that instructed him to mercy.
Duke. I never heard the absent
Duke much detected for women; he was not inclined
that way. 115
Lucio. O, sir, you are deceived.
Duke. ’Tis not possible.
Lucio. Who, not the Duke? yes,
your beggar of fifty; and his use was to put a ducat
in her clack-dish: the Duke had crotchets in
him. He would be drunk too; that let me
120 inform you.
Duke. You do him wrong, surely.
Lucio. Sir, I was an inward
of his. A shy fellow was the Duke: and I
believe I know the cause of his withdrawing.
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Duke. What, I prithee, might be the cause?
Lucio. No, pardon; ’tis
a secret must be locked within the teeth and the lips:
but this I can let you understand, the greater file
of the subject held the Duke to be wise.
Duke. Wise! why, no question
but he was. 130
Lucio. A very superficial,
ignorant, unweighing fellow.
Duke. Either this is envy in
you, folly, or mistaking: the very stream of
his life and the business he hath helmed must, upon
a warranted need, give him a better proclamation.
Let him be but testimonied in his own bringings-forth,
135 and he shall appear, to the envious,
a scholar, a statesman and a soldier. Therefore
you speak unskilfully; or if your knowledge be more,
it is much darkened in your malice.
Lucio. Sir, I know him, and
I love him. 140
Duke. Love talks with better
knowledge, and knowledge with dearer love.
Lucio. Come, sir, I know what I know.
Duke. I can hardly believe
that, since you know not what you speak. But,
if ever the Duke return, as our prayers 145
are he may, let me desire you to make your answer
before him. If it be honest you have spoke, you
have courage to maintain it: I am bound to call
upon you; and, I pray you, your name?
Lucio. Sir, my name is Lucio;
well known to the 150 duke.
Duke. He shall know you better,
sir, if I may live to report you.
Lucio. I fear you not.
Duke. O, you hope the Duke
will return no more; or 155 you imagine
me too unhurtful an opposite. But, indeed, I
can do you little harm; you’ll forswear this
again.
Lucio. I’ll be hanged
first: thou art deceived in me, friar. But
no more of this. Canst thou tell if Claudio die
to-morrow or no?
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Duke. Why should he die, sir?
Lucio. Why? For filling
a bottle with a tun-dish. I would the Duke we
talk of were returned again: this ungenitured
agent will unpeople the province with continency;
sparrows must not build in his house-eaves, because
165 they are lecherous. The Duke
yet would have dark deeds darkly answered; he would
never bring them to light: would he were returned!
Marry, this Claudio is condemned for untrussing.
Farewell, good friar: I prithee, pray for me.
The Duke, I say to thee again, would eat mutton on
170 Fridays. He’s not past
it yet, and I say to thee, he would mouth with a beggar,
though she smelt brown bread and garlic: say
that I said so. Farewell. [Exit.
Duke. No might nor greatness
in mortality Can censure ’scape; back-wounding
calumny 175 The whitest virtue
strikes. What king so strong Can tie the gall
up in the slanderous tongue? But who comes here?
Enter ESCALUS, PROVOST, and Officers_
with MISTRESS OVERDONE._
Escal. Go; away with her to prison!
Mrs Ov. Good my lord, be good
to me; your honour 180 is accounted
a merciful man; good my lord.
Escal. Double and treble admonition,
and still forfeit in the same kind! This would
make mercy swear and play the tyrant.
Prov. A bawd of eleven years’
continuance, may it 185 please your
honour.
Mrs Ov. My lord, this is one
Lucio’s information against me. Mistress
Kate Keepdown was with child by him in the Duke’s
time; he promised her marriage: his child is
a year and a quarter old, come Philip and Jacob:
190 I have kept it myself; and see how he
goes about to abuse me!
Escal. That fellow is a fellow
of much license: let him be called before us.
Away with her to prison! Go to; no more words.
[Exeunt Officers with Mistress Ov.]
195 Provost, my brother Angelo will not be altered;
Claudio must die to-morrow: let him be furnished
with divines, and have all charitable preparation.
If my brother wrought by my pity, it should not be
so with him.
Prov. So please you, this friar
hath been with him, 200 and advised him
for the entertainment of death.
Escal. Good even, good father.
Duke. Bliss and goodness on you!
Escal. Of whence are you?
Duke. Not of this country, though my chance
is now
To use it for my time: I am a brother
Of gracious order, late come from the See
In special business from his Holiness.
Escal. What news abroad i’ the world?
Duke. None, but that there
is so great a fever on goodness, 210 that the
dissolution of it must cure it: novelty is only
in request; and it is as dangerous to be aged in any
kind of course, as it is virtuous to be constant in
any undertaking. There is scarce truth enough
alive to make societies secure; but security enough
to make fellowships accurst: 215
much upon this riddle runs the wisdom of the world.
This news is old enough, yet it is every day’s
news. I pray you, sir, of what disposition was
the Duke?
Escal. One that, above all
other strifes, contended especially to know himself.
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Duke. What pleasure was he given to?
Escal. Rather rejoicing to
see another merry, than merry at any thing which professed
to make him rejoice: a gentleman of all temperance.
But leave we him to his events, with a prayer they
may prove prosperous; and let 225 me desire
to know how you find Claudio prepared. I am made
to understand that you have lent him visitation.
Duke. He professes to have
received no sinister measure from his judge, but most
willingly humbles himself to the determination of
justice: yet had he framed to himself,
230 by the instruction of his frailty, many deceiving
promises of life; which I, by my good leisure, have
discredited to him, and now is he resolved to die.
Escal. You have paid the heavens
your function, and the prisoner the very debt of your
calling. I have laboured 235 for the poor
gentleman to the extremest shore of my modesty:
but my brother justice have I found so severe, that
he hath forced me to tell him he is indeed Justice.
Duke. If his own life answer
the straitness of his proceeding, it shall become
him well; wherein if he chance to 240 fail, he
hath sentenced himself.
Escal. I am going to visit
the prisoner. Fare you well.
Duke. Peace be with you! [Exeunt
Escalus and Provost.
He who the sword of heaven will bear
Should be as holy as severe;
Pattern in himself to know,
Grace to stand, and virtue go;
More nor less to others paying
Than by self-offences weighing.
Shame to him whose cruel striking
Kills for faults of his own liking!
Twice treble shame on Angelo,
To weed my vice and let his grow!
O, what may man within him hide,
Though angel on the outward side!
How may likeness made in crimes,
Making practice on the times,
To draw with idle spiders’ strings
Most ponderous and substantial things!
Craft against vice I must apply:
With Angelo to-night shall lie
His old betrothed but despised;
So disguise shall, by the disguised,
Pay with falsehood false exacting,
And perform an old contracting. [Exit.
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