Not till luncheon was nearly finished
did Mary brace herself for the further ordeal, and
in a steady, unmoved voice tell Colonel and Mrs. Clibborn
what had happened. The faded beauty merely smiled,
and lifted her eyes to the chandelier with the expression
that had melted the hearts of a thousand and one impressionable
subalterns.
“I knew it,” she murmured;
“I knew it! You can’t deceive a woman
and a mother.”
But the Colonel for a moment was speechless.
His face grew red, and his dyed eyebrows stood up
in a fury of indignation.
“Impossible!” he spluttered at last.
“You’d better drink a
little water, Reggie dear,” said his wife.
“You look as if you were going to have a fit.”
“I won’t have it,”
he shouted, bringing his fist down on the table so
that the cheese-plates clattered and the biscuits danced
a rapid jig. “I’ll make him marry
you. He forgets he has me to deal with! I
disapproved of the match from the beginning, didn’t
I, Clara? I said I would never allow my daughter
to marry beneath her.”
“Papa!”
“Don’t talk to me, Mary!
Do you mean to deny that James Parsons is infantry,
or that his father was infantry before him? But
he shall marry you now. By George! he shall marry
you if I have to lead him to the altar by the scruff
of his neck!”
Neglecting his cheese, the Colonel
sprang to his feet and walked to and fro, vehemently
giving his opinion of James, his father, and all his
ancestors; of the regiments to which they had belonged,
and all else that was theirs. He traced their
origin from a pork butcher’s shop, and prophesied
their end, ignominiously, in hell. Every now and
then he assured Mary that she need have no fear; the
rascal should marry her, or die a violent death.
“But there’s nothing more
to be said now, papa. We’ve agreed quite
amicably to separate. All I want you to do is
to treat him as if nothing had happened.”
“I’ll horsewhip him,”
said Colonel Clibborn. “He’s insulted
you, and I’ll make him beg your pardon on his
bended knees. Clara, where’s my horsewhip?”
“Papa, do be reasonable!”
“I am reasonable, Mary,”
roared the gallant soldier, becoming a rich purple.
“I know my duty, thank God! and I’m going
to do it. When a man insults my daughter, it’s
my duty, as a gentleman and an officer, to give him
a jolly good thrashing. When that twopenny sawbones
of a doctor was rude to you, I licked him within an
inch of his life. I kicked him till he begged
for mercy; and if more men had the courage to take
the law into their own hands, there’d be fewer
damned blackguards in the world.”
As a matter of fact, the Colonel had
neither thrashed nor kicked the doctor, but it pleased
him to think he had. Moralists teach us that the
intention is praiseworthy, rather than the brutal act;
consequently, there could be no objection if the fearless
cavalryman took credit for things which he had thought
of doing, but, from circumstances beyond his control,
had not actually done.
Mary felt no great alarm at her father’s
horrid threats, for she knew him well, but still was
doubtful about her mother.
“You will treat James as you
did before, won’t you, mamma?”
Mrs. Clibborn smiled, a portly seraph.
“My dear, I trust I am a gentlewoman.”
“He shall never darken my doors
again!” cried the Colonel. “I tell
you, Clara, keep him out of my way. If I meet
him I won’t be responsible for my actions; I
shall knock him down.”
“Reggie dear, you’ll have
such dreadful indigestion if you don’t calm
down. You know it always upsets you to get excited
immediately after meals.”
“It’s disgraceful!
I suppose he forgets all those half-crowns I gave him
when he was a boy, and the cigars, and the port wine
he’s had since. I opened a special bottle
for him only the night before last. I’ll
never sit down to dinner with him again-don’t
ask me to, Clara.... It’s the confounded
impertinence of it which gets over me. But he
shall marry you, my dear; or I’ll know the reason
why.”
“You can’t have him up
for breach of promise, Reggie,” cooed Mrs. Clibborn.
“A gentleman takes the law in
his own hands in these matters. Ah, it’s
a pity the good old days have gone when they settled
such things with cold steel!”
And the Colonel, to emphasise his
words, flung himself into the appropriate attitude,
throwing his left hand up behind his head, and lunging
fiercely with the right.
“Go and look for my pince-nez,
my dear,” said Mrs. Clibborn, turning to Mary.
“I think they’re in my work-basket or in
your father’s study.”
Mary was glad to leave the room, about
which the Colonel stamped in an ever-increasing rage,
pausing now and then to take a mouthful of bread and
cheese. The request for the glasses was Mrs. Clibborn’s
usual way of getting rid of Mary, a typical subterfuge
of a woman who never, except by chance, put anything
straightforwardly.... When the door was closed,
the buxom lady clasped her hands, and cried:
“Reginald! Reginald! I have a confession
to make.”
“What’s the matter with you?” said
the Colonel, stopping short.
“I am to blame for this, Reginald.”
Mrs. Clibborn threw her head on one side, and looked
at the ceiling as the only substitute for heaven.
“James Parsons has jilted Mary-on
my account.”
“What the devil have you been doing now?”
“Oh, forgive me, Reginald!”
she cried, sliding off the chair and falling heavily
on her knees. “It’s not my fault:
he loves me.”
“Fiddlesticks!” said her husband angrily,
walking on again.
“It isn’t, Reginald. How unjust you
are to me!”
The facile tears began to flow down
Mrs. Clibborn’s well-powdered cheeks.
“I know he loves me. You can’t deceive
a woman and a mother.”
“You’re double his age!”
“These boys always fall in love
with women older than themselves; I’ve noticed
it so often. And he’s almost told me in
so many words, though I’m sure I’ve given
him no encouragement.”
“Fiddlesticks, Clara!”
“You wouldn’t believe
me when I told you that poor Algy Turner loved me,
and he killed himself.”
“Nothing of the kind; he died of cholera.”
“Reginald,” retorted Mrs.
Clibborn, with asperity, “his death was most
mysterious. None of the doctors understood it.
If he didn’t poison himself, he died of a broken
heart. And I think you’re very unkind to
me.”
With some difficulty, being a heavy
woman, she lifted herself from the floor; and by the
time she was safely on her feet, Mrs. Clibborn was
blowing and puffing like a grampus.
The Colonel, whose mind had wandered
to other things, suddenly bethought himself that he
had a duty to perform.
“Where’s my horsewhip,
Clara? I command you to give it me.”
“Reginald, if you have the smallest
remnant of affection for me, you will not hurt this
unfortunate young man. Remember that Algy Turner
killed himself. You can’t blame him for
not wanting to marry poor Mary. My dear, she
has absolutely no figure. And men are so susceptible
to those things.”
The Colonel stalked out of the room,
and Mrs. Clibborn sat down to meditate.
“I thought my day for such things
was past,” she murmured. “I knew it
all along. The way he looked at me was enough-we
women have such quick perceptions! Poor boy,
how he must suffer!”
She promised herself that no harsh
word of hers should drive James into the early grave
where lay the love-lorn Algy Turner. And she sighed,
thinking what a curse it was to possess that fatal
gift of beauty!
When Little Primpton heard the news,
Little Primpton was agitated. Certainly it was
distressed, and even virtuously indignant, but at the
same time completely unable to divest itself of that
little flutter of excitement which was so rare, yet
so enchanting, a variation from the monotony of its
daily course. The well-informed walked with a
lighter step, and held their heads more jauntily,
for life had suddenly acquired a novel interest.
With something new to talk about, something fresh to
think over, with a legitimate object of sympathy and
resentment, the torpid blood raced through their veins
as might that of statesmen during some crisis in national
affairs. Let us thank God, who has made our neighbours
frail, and in His infinite mercy caused husband and
wife to quarrel; Tom, Dick, and Harry to fall more
or less discreditably in love; this dear friend of
ours to lose his money, and that her reputation.
In all humility, let us be grateful for the scandal
which falls at our feet like ripe fruit, for the Divorce
Court and for the newspapers that, with a witty semblance
of horror, report for us the spicy details. If
at certain intervals propriety obliges us to confess
that we are miserable sinners, has not the Lord sought
to comfort us in the recollection that we are not
half so bad as most people?
Mr. Dryland went to the Vicarage to
enter certificates in the parish books. The Vicar
was in his study, and gave his curate the keys of the
iron safe.
“Sophie Bunch came last night
to put up her banns,” he said.
“She’s going to marry out of the parish,
isn’t she?”
“Yes, a Tunbridge Wells man.”
The curate carefully blotted the entries
he had made, and returned the heavy books to their
place.
“Will you come into the dining-room,
Dryland?” said the Vicar, with a certain solemnity.
“Mrs Jackson would like to speak to you.”
“Certainly.”
Mrs. Jackson was reading the Church
Times. Her thin, sharp face wore an expression
of strong disapproval; her tightly-closed mouth, her
sharp nose, even the angular lines of her body, signified
clearly that her moral sense was outraged. She
put her hand quickly to her massive fringe to see
that it was straight, and rose to shake hands with
Mr. Dryland. His heavy red face assumed at once
a grave look; his moral sense was outraged, too.
“Isn’t this dreadful news, Mr. Dryland?”
“Oh, very sad! Very sad!”
In both their voices, hidden below
an intense sobriety, there was discernible a slight
ring of exultation.
“The moment I saw him I felt
he would give trouble,” said Mrs. Jackson, shaking
her head. “I told you, Archibald, that I
didn’t like the look of him.”
“I’m bound to say you did,” admitted
her lord and master.
“Mary Clibborn is much too good
for him,” added Mrs. Jackson, decisively.
“She’s a saint.”
“The fact is, that he’s
suffering from a swollen head,” remarked the
curate, who used slang as a proof of manliness.
“There, Archibald!” cried
the lady, triumphantly. “What did I tell
you?”
“Mrs. Jackson thought he was conceited.”
“I don’t think it; I’m
sure of it. He’s odiously conceited.
All the time I was talking to him I felt he considered
himself superior to me. No nice-minded man would
have refused our offer to say a short prayer on his
behalf during morning service.”
“Those army men always have
a very good opinion of themselves,” said Mr.
Dryland, taking advantage of his seat opposite a looking-glass
to arrange his hair.
He spoke in such a round, full voice
that his shortest words carried a sort of polysyllabic
weight.
“I can’t see what he has
done to be so proud of,” said Mrs. Jackson.
“Anyone would have done the same in his position.
I’m sure it’s no more heroic than what
clergymen do every day of their lives, without making
the least fuss about it.”
“They say that true courage
is always modest,” answered Mr. Dryland.
The remark was not very apposite, but sounded damaging.
“I didn’t like the way
he had when he came to tea here-as if he
were dreadfully bored. I’m sure he’s
not so clever as all that.”
“No clever man would act in
an ungentlemanly way,” said the curate, and
then smiled, for he thought he had unconsciously made
an epigram.
“I couldn’t express in
words what I feel with regard to his treatment of
Mary!” cried Mrs. Jackson; and then proceeded
to do so-and in many, to boot.
They had all been a little oppressed
by the greatness which, much against his will, they
had thrust upon the unfortunate James. They had
set him on a pedestal, and then were disconcerted because
he towered above their heads, and the halo with which
they had surrounded him dazzled their eyes. They
had wished to make a lion of James, and his modest
resistance wounded their self-esteem; it was a relief
to learn that he was not worth making a lion of.
Halo and pedestal were quickly demolished, for the
golden idol had feet of clay, and his late adorers
were ready to reproach him because he had not accepted
with proper humility the gifts he did not want.
Their little vanities were comforted by the assurance
that, far from being a hero, James was, in fact, distinctly
inferior to themselves. For there is no superiority
like moral superiority. A man who stands akimbo
on the top of the Ten Commandments need bow the knee
to no earthly potentate.
Little Primpton was conscious of its
virtue, and did not hesitate to condemn.
“He has lowered himself dreadfully.”
“Yes, it’s very sad.
It only shows how necessary it is to preserve a meek
and contrite spirit in prosperity. Pride always
goes before a fall.”
The Jacksons and Mr. Dryland discussed
the various accounts which had reached them.
Mary and Mrs. Parsons were determinedly silent, but
Mrs. Clibborn was loquacious, and it needed little
artifice to extract the whole story from Colonel Parsons.
“One thing is unfortunately
certain,” said Mrs. Jackson, with a sort of
pious vindictiveness, “Captain Parsons has behaved
abominably, and it’s our duty to do something.”
“Colonel Clibborn threatens to horsewhip him.”
“It would do him good,”
cried Mrs. Jackson; “and I should like to be
there to see it!”
They paused a moment to gloat over
the imaginary scene of Jamie’s chastisement.
“He’s a wicked man.
Fancy throwing the poor girl over when she’s
waited five years. I think he ought to be made
to marry her.”
“I’m bound to say that
no gentleman would have acted like that,” said
the Vicar.
“I wanted Archibald to go and
speak seriously to Captain Parsons. He ought
to know what we think of him, and it’s obviously
our duty to tell him.”
“His parents are very much distressed.
One can see that, although they say so little.”
“It’s not enough to be
distressed. They ought to have the strength of
mind to insist upon his marrying Mary Clibborn.
But they stick up for everything he does. They
think he’s perfect. I’m sure it’s
not respectful to God to worship a human being as
they do their son.”
“They certainly have a very
exaggerated opinion of him,” assented Mr. Dryland.
“And I should like to know why. He’s
not good-looking.”
“Very ordinary,” agreed
Mr. Dryland, with a rapid glance at the convenient
mirror. “I don’t think his appearance
is manly.”
Whatever the curate’s defects
of person-and he flattered himself that
he was modest enough to know his bad points-no
one, he fancied, could deny him manliness. It
is possible that he was not deceived. Put him
in a bowler-hat and a bell-bottomed coat, and few
could have distinguished him from a cab-driver.
“I don’t see anything
particular in his eyes or hair,” pursued Mrs.
Jackson.
“His features are fairly regular.
But that always strikes me as insipid in a man.”
“And he’s not a good conversationalist.”
“I’m bound to confess
I’ve never heard him say anything clever,”
remarked the Vicar.
“No,” smiled the curate;
“one could hardly call him a brilliant epigrammatist.”
“I don’t think he’s well informed.”
“Oh, well, you know, one doesn’t
expect knowledge from army men,” said the curate,
with a contemptuous smile and a shrug of the shoulders.
“I must say I was rather amused when he confessed
he hadn’t read Marie Corelli.”
“I can hardly believe that. I think it
was only pose.”
“I’m sorry to say that
my experience of young officers is that there are
absolutely no bounds to their ignorance.”
They had satisfactorily stripped James
of every quality, mental and physical, which could
have made him attractive in Mary’s eyes; and
the curate’s next remark was quite natural.
“I’m afraid it sounds
a conceited thing to say, but I can’t help asking
myself what Miss Clibborn saw in him.”
“Love is blind,” replied
Mrs. Jackson. “She could have done much
better for herself.”
They paused to consider the vagaries
of the tender passion, and the matches which Mary
might have made, had she been so inclined.
“Archibald,” said Mrs.
Jackson at last, with the decision characteristic
of her, “I’ve made up my mind. As
vicar of the parish, you must go to Captain
Parsons.”
“I, my dear?”
“Yes, Archibald. You must
insist upon him fulfilling his engagement with Mary.
Say that you are shocked and grieved; and ask him if
his own conscience does not tell him that he has done
wrong.”
“I’m not sure that he’d
listen to reason,” nervously remarked the Vicar.
“It’s your duty to try,
Archibald. We’re so afraid of being called
busybodies that even when we ought to step in we hesitate.
No motives of delicacy should stop one when a wicked
action is to be prevented. It’s often the
clergy’s duty to interfere with other people’s
affairs. For my part, I will never shrink from
doing my duty. People may call me a busybody
if they like; hard words break no bones.”
“Captain Parsons is very reserved.
He might think it an impertinence if I went to him.”
“How could he? Isn’t
it our business if he breaks his word with a parishioner
of ours? If you don’t talk to him, I shall.
So there, Archibald!”
“Why don’t you, Mrs. Jackson?”
“Nothing would please me better,
I should thoroughly enjoy giving him a piece of my
mind. It would do him good to be told frankly
that he’s not quite so great as he thinks himself.
I will never shrink from doing my duty.”
“My dear,” remonstrated
the Vicar, “if you really think I ought to speak-”
“Perhaps Mrs. Jackson would
do better. A women can say many things that a
man can’t.”
This was a grateful suggestion to
the Vicar, who could not rid himself of the discomforting
thought that James, incensed and hot-tempered, might
use the strength of his arms-or legs-in
lieu of argument. Mr. Jackson would have affronted
horrid tortures for his faith, but shrank timidly
before the least suspicion of ridicule. His wife
was braver, or less imaginative.
“Very well, I’ll go,”
she said. “It’s true he might be rude
to Archibald, and he couldn’t be rude to a lady.
And what’s more, I shall go at once.”
Mrs. Jackson kept her hat on a peg
in the hall, and was quickly ready. She put on
her black kid gloves; determination sat upon her mouth,
and Christian virtue rested between her brows.
Setting out with a brisk step, the conviction was
obvious in every movement that duty called, and to
that clarion note Maria Jackson would never turn a
deaf ear. She went like a Hebrew prophet, conscious
that the voice of the Lord was in her.