Downstairs the Dean and Mrs. Norris
had begun receiving their guests, most of the receiving
being done by the Dean. His wife, whose trail
was like that of a runaway astral body, was here,
there, and everywhere, calling, ordering, laughing.
The Misses Forbes, invariably the
first comers, had taken possession of front-row seats.
This year Miss Edith had the Burnham lace an
heirloom whose glory could on no account be dimmed
by a tri-partite division and Miss Annie
had the Burnham pearls. They were a modest string,
perhaps, but they lived on after more spectacular
ones became gummy. As for Miss Jennie, the youngest,
aged sixty-five, she was something of a philosopher,
being the community’s sole theosophist, and she
regarded her sisters’ pleasure in their baubles
with amusement. Nor could she be drawn into a
discussion of their ultimate disposition, a nice problem,
for other Burnhams and Forbeses were there none.
“Why not give them to the museum?” she
had once suggested, to the sorrow of her sisters, who
hated to see her cynical side. Worse than that,
she was a radical and had boldly come out for the
open shop, or the closed shop, whichever was the radical
one, and she talked very wildly indeed of Unions and
Compensation Bills.
Miss Elfrida Balch had arrived, and
likewise her brother, the artist. Miss Balch
was a lady of almost crystalline refinement. She
was tall and fair, with a delicacy of complexion that
stood in no need of retailed bloom. She might
have passed for the daughter of a kindly old Saxon
chieftain it was, indeed, generally known
that she sprang from the seed of Saxon kings who,
firm in the belief that no young man was her equal
in birth or behaviour, had insisted upon her declining
into a spinsterhood which increased in refinement
as it did in service. Sentimental persons held
that she came by that manner from association with
Art in her brother’s studio. Others, of
a more sardonic turn, said that her manner was that
of one who continually smelled a bad smell, and that
if she got it by looking at her brother’s pictures
they didn’t wonder.
Leofwin Balch was not a personable
gentleman. The early Saxon strain in him had
taken the form of obesity, a tendency not confined,
if we may trust the evidence of scholars, to descendants
of Saxon kings. To those who had little sympathy
with genius in its more alarming shapes, his fair
chin whisker seemed an absurdity. The more discriminating,
however, welcomed it. Anything might be expected
of a man with a chin whisker which some one, with
more imagination than restraint, had described as
an “attenuated shredded wheat biscuit seen through
a glass darkly.” Leofwin’s work had
of late years suffered on account of a rheumatism
which defied medicine. He had sacrificed his tonsils
and nine teeth upon the altar of Art with little or
no relief, and it was now feared by those closest
to him, his sister and himself, that he would never
again approach the promise given in his “Willows.”
“Willows” had received an honourable mention
at the Exhibition just which Exhibition,
was a subject of controversy among the uninitiated and
had been purchased by a rich baronet in Suffolk.
The Balches had seen it in his gallery, and it had
become an open secret that hanging in the same room
were a Constable and a John Opie.
Mrs. Robert Lee-Satterlee had arrived
and was already with a group of the great around her
chair. She was wearing the famous Lee-Satterlee
dog collar, and her hair had been carefully dressed
for the occasion. Such items alone would have
borne witness to the importance of the Vernal, had
she not in addition chosen to carry the Court fan.
This fan, which was known as the “Court fan”
to distinguish it from all other fans in the world,
had been given her by the Court ladies when she and
her husband, the late Ambassador, had departed upon
the arrival of the new Administration’s appointee.
Its sticks were mother-of-pearl, encrusted with diamonds,
and on its silk was the cruel story of Pyramus and
Thisbe set forth in brilliant colours, but in what
wondrous manner no one quite knew. For it was
true that Mrs. Robert Lee-Satterlee had walked with
kings, danced with dukes, and played croquet with counts,
and it was therefore inevitable that she should be
regarded as the Empress of Woodbridge. She would
have been considered so quite apart from the fact
that she had great possessions in addition
to the Court fan and the dog collar possessions
which were commonly supposed to be destined for the
college, the Lee-Satterlees having no issue. Accordingly,
Mrs. Robert Lee-Satterlee was allowed liberties unthinkable
in another; but, be it said to her credit, she never
abused them. Since she, or at least her property,
was to take such an active part in Woodbridge affairs
when she passed into the next world, it was only reasonable
that she should take an active part while she was
still in this; and it is safe to say that no one knew
more about college affairs than she. Still, no
one ever thought of calling her a nuisance. When,
occasionally, she did quietly suggest that possibly
such-and-such a course might be a wise one or that
such-and-such a man might be the one to appoint to
such-and-such a vacancy, it would be discovered that,
with singular insight, she had made a perfect suggestion.
Whereas, therefore, it might be said that she was
a despot, it was universally agreed that she was a
benevolent one and an enlightened one, and many even
went so far as to fear that her death might actually
prove a loss.
The library was filling fast.
Mrs. Norris, casting a rather wild eye into it occasionally,
would perhaps signal out an individual for a mission
that somehow in the general run of things could not
conceivably be completed. For example, her eye,
on one of these expeditions, happened to alight on
a gentleman of the Physics Department, a gentleman
with a gold tooth and a loud laugh, who represented
a somewhat larger group of instructors than the best
Tutors’ Lane families cared to acknowledge.
The gentleman responded with an alacrity that did him
credit, nor did he quail before the steady gaze of
Mrs. Norris, which seemed to wonder if she hadn’t
been a little unwise in placing such trust in so uninteresting
a vessel. She asked him, however, to see if the
musicians had found a good place to put their hats
and coats, and as there were several musicians, some
of whom had not arrived, he was not restored to his
nervous and too friendly mate until the charades were
over.
And now there was a suggestive flutter
in the Dean’s study, behind whose large folding
doors the charades were to be acted. Gentlemen
who were standing urbanely about moved into corners,
with smiles calculated to impress all with their self-possession
in even the first houses. The doors rolled open
and a buzz of admiration greeted the distraite
Lady Angela, whose return from California had been
acknowledged by but few of the audience. She
went through her scene with the little maid, and when
the doors were bumped together, Mr. Grimes of the Romance
Languages, a noted success at anagrams, acrostics,
and charades, announced, “Dray.”
After a few minutes the second act was done, in which
it appeared that Mr. Merriam the detective had fallen
madly in love with Lady Angela. In the midst
of the scene the little maid was heard purring loudly
off-stage, a purring which was explained by both lovers
as the purring of the lost Persian. Mr. Grimes
guessed “Purr” loudly at the close, and
the final syllable, in which Mr. Merriam appeared disguised
as a draper, was thus rendered stale and perfunctory.
Mary’s charade eluded Mr. Grimes’s wit
no more successfully, and the music was received with
even more enthusiasm than usual.
The Lady Angela, as a matter of fact,
had been considerably flustered by the ardour of Merriam
the detective’s wooing. The rehearsal had
not prepared her for anything so realistic, and she
was annoyed. Art was art, of course, but she
was no Düse, and she didn’t care to be the
object of such public passion. The fact that she
was obliged to reciprocate his sentiments instead
of slapping his face was also trying. Well, there
was no reason to conceal her displeasure now; and when
she found herself again in his arms they
were rather strong arms, incidentally, and he did
dance well she had little to say to him.
It was not, fortunately, necessary
for her to do a great deal of dancing, because of
the visiting she naturally owed to her elderly friends,
and once when Tom cut in she left him, excusing herself
on the ground of having to see the Dean and Mrs. Robert
Lee-Satterlee, his time-honoured bridge partner.
The Dean took his bridge seriously and with extreme
deliberation. Henry Whitman, on the other hand,
who was one of his opponents, played with a rapidity
amounting at times to frenzy, and he was fidgeted
by anyone of more sober pace. His partner, old
Mrs. Conover, in a cap with violet insertion, had
some little difficulty in telling kings from jacks
and hearts from spades and was inclined, furthermore,
to be forgetful of the trump. Accordingly, Nancy
remarked beneath her brother’s rather terrible
calm all these symptoms of a whistling bee when they
were again at home.
The Dean was halfway through a hand
and was trying to choose a card from the dummy.
He at length carefully lifted the king of spades from
it as if it weighed a ton, and then, after looking
at it soberly, put it back and scowled at his own
hand. Henry, who had his card ready to throw down
upon the table, slid it back into his hand with the
look of resignation that has tranquillized our memories
of the Early Christian Martyrs. The Dean rested
his eye on the tempting king in the dummy and pursed
his lips. He would do it. Then he
leaned over and played it with the air of a man who
lays all in the lap of the gods. Mrs. Conover,
who had been shuffling her cards around in ill-suppressed
excitement, popped out a trump with a cry of triumph
just as Henry’s Ace of Spades covered the king.
A dreadful scene followed. The Dean was all gallantry,
Mrs. Conover all self-reproach, Mrs. Robert Lee-Satterlee
all charm, and Henry all exasperation; and when, later
in the same hand, his mind torn with the memory of
his lost ace, he made a revoke and was quietly brought
to account by the Dean, Nancy discreetly withdrew.
Tom, who had seen her at the table
with three people whom she met constantly and upon
whom she hardly needed to make a call, felt decidedly
snubbed. Was she, after all, so much a Whitman
that she felt no need to obey the ordinary rules of
decency? It seemed too bad, for his impression
of her earlier in the evening had been decidedly different.
Tom had sometimes wondered about love
at first sight. What was it anyway? How
did one feel? Was it like a blow between the eyes,
a ball in the breast? Did one stagger and have
to lie down, with a pulse coursing up to one hundred
and five? What was it? When Tom first looked
at Nancy in the costume closet he wondered if he were
to be brought face to face with the answer. Certainly,
little hints by the Norrises and Old Mrs. Conover
would have put the idea into his head, had it not in
the natural course of events found its way there unaided.
And now Nancy had made it clear that
she did not care to have anything to do with him.
It was, he guessed, because of the too tender passage
in the charade. He pictured himself arguing with
her. “It is ridiculous to object to me
because I played the part well. Would you have
had me a stick and make the thing even more of a bore?”
“No,” coldly, “but you didn’t
have to have that part in it.” “Well,
it made it more interesting, and, besides, if you
think that I put it in just for an excuse to put my
arm around you, you’re entirely mistaken and
not the girl I thought you.” This last
thrust, which, in less skilful hands might have become
mere petulance, was delivered with a rolling deliberation
that would have wrung a Jezebel. Tom always did
well in these conversations, but unfortunately, the
present situation was not solved so easily. Nancy,
he had found, was even more attractive than she had
been when he was in college. They would, of course,
see something of each other from time to time, and
it would be tiresome not to be friendly. Besides,
he guessed that she would be helpful in discussing
his various problems. Mrs. Norris was splendid,
of course, and he loved her dearly, but he found himself
occasionally wishing for a somewhat younger listener
and one not given over to quite so many nonsequiturs.
Nancy seemed excellent material, but if she were going
to be superior Possibly it was because
of Ephesus and the Reynolds Dry Goods Store.
He turned away with a slightly bilious feeling.
If it should prove that she was affected by that,
then indeed would he be disappointed in her.
He crossed the hall into the drawing-room,
where a dozen or so couples were dancing in various
stages of aesthetic intoxication. The saxophone
and the violin were engaging in a pantomime calculated
to add gaiety to the waning enthusiasm of the party,
and he gazed at them in disgust. A young lady
with hair newly hennaed and face suggestive of an over-ripe
pear ogled him over her partner’s elbow as they
jazzed by. Let her dance on until she got so
sick of him she was ready to scream, was Tom’s
thought.
In one corner, obviously having a
poor time, was Leofwin Balch. Tom sat down beside
him.
“It’s too hot in here, don’t you
think?” he asked.
“Much,” replied Leofwin.
“I think these parties get worse every year.”
These were soothing words. “Particularly
those damned charades,” he went on. “Now,
my dear fellow, you know perfectly well that yours
was a miserable failure.”
Tom found this a little trying.
It was true that no one could be more deprecating
of his effort than he, but, privately, he had a somewhat
better opinion of it. As charades went, he thought
it decidedly above the average; and the way he had
examined the room, after the manner of Mr. William
Gillette, and come upon the match box was proved amusing
by the laugh it had brought.
“Granted,” he replied,
with a shade of sarcasm, “it was a miserable
failure.”
“Why, the way you made love
to Miss Whitman was disgusting.”
Tom flushed. Had he really been
as bad as that? Had he really just missed being
put out of the house like that clown Stebbins?
Were they all now, all these people sitting around
so innocently in groups, were they all blasting his
name as a cheap cad? “What do you mean?”
he asked.
“Why, you went at it like a
puling babe. Why didn’t you put some fire
into it kiss her feet or bite her neck?
Then you would have made us sit up and take notice.
You college people are a lot of old women, anyway.”
Tom, with bounding relief, started
to confess the apparent inability of most college
people to bite ladies in the neck, when he observed
a startling change in his companion. From the
passionate leprecaune of the moment before he had
become even as a little child. His hand, which
was resting elegantly on the arm chair, stole up into
his chin whisker, amid which it wistfully strayed.
There crept into his Saxon eyes that light of resigned
suffering which inspires such exquisite anguish in
the friends of Black Beauty and Beautiful Joe.
In short, his entire being proclaimed to all who would
but look, a great quiet man in love. Tom’s
eyes followed his and rested upon Nancy!
He rose in disgust and, walking away, suddenly came
face to face with her. Then, without thinking
of his resolve to let her severely alone, he reached
out his hand and cut in.
What a fool he was! Obviously
she didn’t want to dance with him, and here
he was forcing himself upon her. It made him look
so common, so pushing, so like an Ephesus drygoods
clerk. Some one barged into him, surged into
him, from the rear, causing him to stumble. “Sorry,”
he muttered. They started on, just out of step.
He tried to get into step by speeding up, and their
knees bumped together. Would no one ever cut
in? Then the music stopped, and it appeared that
the musicians were going to rest for a few minutes.
“Let’s sit down, shall
we?” said Nancy. They settled themselves
upon two gilt chairs with spindly legs. “Do
you like your work here?” she asked pleasantly.
What a very dull question! An
expletive exploded inside Tom’s head. “Oh,
yes,” he said. Then after a heavy pause,
“How are you getting on with the stars?”
“Oh, I learned the diagrams
in that nice little book you sent me, but I’m
afraid I’ve forgotten most of them now.
I feel rather superior about Betelgeuse, though.”
“So do I. We might start a Betelguese Club.”
“What would we do at it?”
“Oh, read papers. With
Betelguese’s power behind us we might do all
sorts of things have picnics and read tracts
to the poor. When you see only college people,
after a while you crave being illiterate, and I’ve
thought recently that I’d like to enlist in the
Navy or move to Alaska, or go over and work in the
Mills. I’d buy a black shirt to work in
and use a bandana when I used anything and
take the nice extra room my laundress has in Whitmanville.
She says her clothesline goes out fifty feet, and
they have a phonograph. Don’t you think
that would be more attractive than trying to teach
a lot of Freshmen Carlyle and Hawthorne?”
“Lots, and there would be ever so much more
money in it.”
“It would be a kind of social
service work, wouldn’t it? ’Woodbridge
Professor Slaves in Mill to Earn Bread.’
That would go big, all over the country.”
“Do you know, I’ve thought
a little of doing some social work, seriously.
I don’t know anything about it, of course, but
it has occurred to me that if I could get a group
of people together we might have one of the Physiologist
instructors give us some lectures. You see, the
first thing in social work must be the health of the
people, and I should think a good grounding in the
fundamentals would be essential. As soon as we
have their interest in their personal welfare we can
get them to playing basketball, brushing their teeth,
putting screens in their windows, and so
on. Naturally I don’t know much about it,
but it would seem as though there were a great opportunity
for somebody.”
“Conditions in the town, on
the west side, aren’t too good.”
“Of course they’re not.
I have let my mind run on at a great rate about it,
but I don’t see why, if the right person got
hold of it, the whole town couldn’t be improved,
made into a model mill town, you know with
playgrounds, and creches, and ” Again
other model features failed her.
“Well, why aren’t you
the proper person? I should think you could do
it if anyone could. Your uncle would have to
listen to you, and he probably would be all for it.”
“Oh, Uncle Rob is just as nice
as he can be but I couldn’t do it
all alone.”
“Well, now of course we have
got into this thing pretty quickly, but I assure you
I should like nothing better than to do something about
it with you. After all, what is education in
the finest sense, but the uplifting of the masses?
You probably will want to think it over a little more
before going ahead, but, really, I hope you will, and
I hope you will let me join you.”
“There is no time like the present.
Why dilly-dally? We both realize that this is
a crying need. Then why not do something about
it? If you will find out who is the best man
for us, I’ll provide the rest.”
At this point the musicians swung
into Home Sweet Home, and Mrs. Norris hurried up to
the embryonic workers. “The party is over
now, my dears, and please help by going and getting
your things. It’s this awful standing around
saying good-bye that is so trying,” and with
an emphatic push of her back comb she began hauling
tables and chairs back into their normal places.
Tom had only just time to assure Nancy
that he would do his part when Mrs. Norris called
to him again to help her with the dining-room rug;
and with a quick handshake and a pleasanter nod than
he would have thought could possibly have come to
him half an hour before, Nancy Whitman was gone.