On the morning following the final
lecture Tom woke early, and his mind flew to the miracle
of the preceding night. He was now ablaze with
Nancy! It was a dazzling business, but when had
it happened? It had not been as though he had
gazed too boldly into the sun and had fallen down,
blinded by the light of it. It had, to date, been
altogether painless. He had seen Nancy in various
situations, some of them pleasant, some of them trying.
He had liked the way she had met them; and then it
dawned upon him that her behaviour was consistently
good; and next he knew that it would always be so.
This was a stupendous discovery, the more so since
he was not aware of any such consistency in his own
character. Had he not learned in elementary physics
that unlike poles attract one another? He could
even now picture a diagram in the book showing the
hearty plus pole in happy affinity with the retiring
minus pole, a figure which proved the thing beyond
a doubt. Science, when made to serve as handmaiden
to the arts, has its uses, after all, and Tom took
comfort in its present service.
Still, Nancy wasn’t “cut
and dried”; it would be a grave injustice to
imagine her so. She was consistent in an ever
new and charming way; she never obtruded her consistency.
One would almost certainly never be bored with her;
and yet one could depend upon her through thick and
thin. He thought of the way the crew on a ferry
boat throw their ropes over the great piles as they
make fast in the slip. Nancy was such a pile but
what an odious figure! He thought of her face
as he had first seen it on the night of the Vernal,
when, slightly flushed and smilingly expectant, she
had peered into the costume closet. A couplet
floated out of Freshman English into his mind something
about a countenance which had in it sweet records
and promises as sweet. He jumped out of bed to
verify it, and found:
“A countenance in which
did meet
Sweet records, promises as
sweet.”
He read on:
“A creature not too
bright or good
For human nature’s daily
food,
For transient sorrows, simple
wiles,
Praise, blame, love, kisses,
tears, and smiles.”
There was one more verse, and the
last two couplets covered everything.
“A perfect Woman, nobly
planned
To warm, to comfort, and command;
And yet a Spirit still, and
bright
With something of an angel-light.”
He turned the book down, open at this
point, and resolved to memorize those lines.
His youth and playtime had now left
him for good. The time for half-hearted or three-quarters-hearted
attempts to forge ahead were over. He had pledged
his heart and shortly hoped to pledge his hand in
the service of the loveliest young lady in the world,
none less. At present he was only a young instructor;
of promise, perhaps, but still unproved. The
immediate goal in his academic career was an Assistant
Professorship; and although, even under the most favourable
circumstances, it would probably be a matter of at
least three years before he got it, nevertheless he
could at least make it plain that he was indubitably
on the way to it, and that (giddy thought) he was even
of the stuff that Full Professors are made on!
And no time should be lost before this were shown.
Dressing feverishly, he corrected some slightly overdue
test papers; and when he appeared at breakfast his
landlady’s three other guests noted the spirit
in his bearing and commented upon it when he left.
There was to be a meeting of the Freshman
English Department in the afternoon, and Tom found
himself looking eagerly forward to it. He had
no idea of the business that was coming up, but he
was going to be extremely keen-eyed and watchful about
it, whatever it was. The little slump which he
had allowed to creep into his work recently was over.
He wondered if any of his colleagues had noticed it,
and in particular he wondered if Professor Dawson,
Head of the Department, had noticed it.
Professor Dawson was Tom’s beau
ideal of all that a university instructor should be.
Tom had had him when in college, had taken everything
that he taught; and he looked back upon the hours spent
at his feet as among the best of his whole life.
To teach like that was to be doing something indeed;
and it was the picture of himself giving formal lectures
in the Dawsonian manner that had finally led him into
teaching. That Tom should have imitated as best
he could the Dawsonian manner and method was, therefore,
inevitable, but it none the less exposed him to the
smiles of the Department. A member of it, a Professor
Furbush, found occasion to refer to the Johnsonian
anecdote anent sprats talking like whales; and,
Tom hearing of it, there was brought into being one
of the enmities which add zest to collegiate existence.
Professor Dawson was a young man to be so celebrated,
being only some fifteen years older than Tom himself.
He was, of course, a Full Professor the
only Full Professor in Freshman English.
Next in rank to him in the Department
was Mr. Brainerd, a gentleman who was nearly as much
Professor Dawson’s senior as Dawson was Tom’s.
Mr. Brainerd was, however, only an Assistant Professor,
and it was now understood by all that he would never
be anything higher. Fifteen years ago when he
produced his chef-d’oeuvre on Smollett his hopes
had run high. At that time his fate hung in the
balance. He could no longer be regarded as one
of the “younger men,” and his status was
to be determined once and for all. The crowning
glory of a Full Professorship could only go to one
who had made some significant contribution to his
subject. Would Tobias Smollett be that?
Into it had gone all that Brainerd could give, and
it had, after a brief and generally indifferent appearance
in the reviews, dropped out of sight. Then it
was recognized that good old Burt Brainerd would have
to putter through life as best he could. Mr.
Brainerd felt no particular bitterness about it, certainly
no bitterness towards the College. He had been
disappointed in his publisher. He should have
gone to Beeson, Pancoast with it; instead of to Trull.
Trull hadn’t pushed it at all: they merely
announced it with a string of books on very dull subjects.
Then, too, they had used a cursed small type.
He had protested against this and had been told that
a larger type would have made it much more expensive,
would probably have necessitated doing the work in
two volumes. They had had the calm assurance
to talk to him of expense when he had consented to
waive his royalties on the first five hundred copies! an
exemption, by the way, which they had not yet succeeded
in working off. Well, that had been his main
chance, and he now watched the rise of younger men
with equanimity. And it must be confessed that
he got a certain amount of cold comfort from the remembrance
that on three several occasions good things had come
to him from out of the west, and that he need not have
remained “assistant” had he not elected
to do so.
Were it not for his wife, he might
have become content. The library was a strong
one, particularly in his field, and what more delightful
end for a scholar than to browse at will in his period
and write essays for the literary magazines?
But Mrs. Brainerd chafed. Not having been a woman
of means or of any particular position, she had been
somewhat self-conscious in mixing with the great ones
of the place. She had, at length, however, after
a residence of nearly twenty years, decided that to
live so was nothing; and she had boldly called upon
Mrs. Robert Lee-Satterlee. She had found the
great lady all charm and friendliness; but when, upon
leaving, she had expressed the hope that Mrs. Robert
Lee-Satterlee might be inclined to return her call,
Mrs. Robert Lee-Satterlee had replied, “Thank
you.” “Is it ‘Thank you, yes’
or ’Thank you, no’?” the rash woman
had persisted. To which Mrs. Robert Lee-Satterlee
had bowed, “Well, since you insist, I’m
afraid it will have to be ‘Thank you, no.’”
Mr. Brainerd had felt the snub perhaps more than his
wife, although he was most convincing in reassuring
her that upon trying again, say with some one of the
Whitman family, there would be small danger of such
a rebuff. Mrs. Brainerd, however, had not tried
again and had, with what stoicism she could command,
resigned herself to the path God had ordered for her
feet. So Mr. Brainerd’s end at Woodbridge
was not a brilliant one, but he did not shrink or cry
aloud, and it was generally recognized that dear old
Burt Brainerd was a good sport.
The other Assistant Professor in Freshman
English has already been mentioned Jerome
Furbush. He was a young man, a classmate of Henry
Whitman, and rather intimate in consequence. He
was, quite decidedly, a striking figure. Whereas
the average member of the Faculty might have been
taken for an ordinary business man in his working clothes,
Furbush was obviously a man of temperament. Tall
and lean, he had allowed his beard to grow into something
of patriarchal proportions, or, more exactly, into
one of those healthy spade-like growths which the French
know so well how to develop. That it was a rich
red only added to its distinction, and to his.
He was noted for being a hard worker and a wit, but
feeling about him was sharply divided. One could
not be neutral; either one hailed him as a prophet
and seer, or one hated him as an abandoned cynic,
a vicious and arbitrary egoist whose presence in the
community was a menace. There appeared to be evidence
in support of either view. It was true that the
Dean’s office was frequently absorbed by problems
of his making. He had a weakness, to illustrate,
for calling his students liars and cheats upon, frequently,
tenuous evidence; and the discussions that ensued
were never amiable. On the other hand, a certain
number of the most promising men in the class were
invariably drawn to him and, taking up his battles,
defended him against all detractors. The Permanent
Officers had to admit that he got “results,”
but they shook their heads. Jerome Furbush was
notoriously a “case.”
Phil Meyers, instructor, had been
graduated from a small western college and had taken
his Ph.D. at a large eastern university. He was
what is known as a “monographist,” a thesis-writer;
and it had become apparent to all that he was not
long for the Woodbridge world. Word had repeatedly
come through the somewhat devious channels of information
that he was “no good.” His classes
were doing shockingly bad work and they were articulate
in their disapproval of him. The coming June would
close his first appointment, and it had been tactfully
broken to him that he need not expect another.
Such was the personnel of the meeting
in Mr. Dawson’s office.
“I have called you together
today, gentlemen,” said Mr. Dawson after the
preliminary pleasantries, “to consider the advisability
of changing our course next year. It has been
brought to my attention that there has been some criticism
of the course as it now stands. Although,”
he continued, gazing at the blotter before him, “I
could have wished that this criticism might have been
made first to me, rather than have reached me indirectly,
I am grateful for it at any time and welcome this
opportunity for discussing it.”
The air had become electrified.
Everyone understood that the criticism referred to
had come from only one source, Furbush, and that Dawson
was administering to him a public rebuke. Dawson
remained staring at his blotter when he finished,
and there was complete silence for several seconds.
“Well?” he asked, raising his eyes.
“Don’t hesitate, gentlemen. Although
the course is largely of my making at present, there
is no reason why it should remain so, and I’m
sure no one will welcome an improvement more than
I.” Another pause. “Come, Jerry,
won’t you lead the discussion?”
Furbush, who seemed to be waiting
to be thus addressed, rather than to presume to take
the floor from his superior, Mr. Brainerd, smiled
charmingly. “I should frankly wish,”
he said, “that the discussion be opened by one
of you gentlemen, for I feel that my judgment in such
a matter is possibly not of much value. I confess
that I am not in as warm sympathy as any of you” by
singling out Meyers at this point he lent a quietly
insulting tone to his remarks “with
the present course. Were it left to me, I should
do away with Wordsworth, substituting, possibly, Swinburne.
I have sometimes wondered if we weren’t underestimating
the potential strength of the Freshman’s mind
by feeding him on too much pap. By the same token
I am inclined to think that I should drop Carlyle
and Hawthorne for Matthew Arnold and, perhaps, Cardinal
Newman.” (Furbush was a High Churchman
of a militant dye.) “What I should, of course,
do would be to divide the present first term between
Spenser and Milton, instead of giving it all to Shakespeare.”
This last was said directly to Dawson. It had
been Mr. Dawson’s particular joy that he could
give one whole term to Shakespeare.
Tom was sitting keen-eyed and alert,
but it would obviously be madness worse confounded
to risk a contribution to this discussion, which was
for Titans only. But he was thrilled by the duel
before him, even though the outcome was never in doubt,
since a show of hands would give a unanimous vote
to Dawson whatever the issue. Mr. Dawson, however,
declined the gage of battle altogether. He apparently
merely wished Furbush to make public confession of
the iniquity that was in him; and after noting out
loud the changes recommended, he abruptly closed the
meeting.
“Well, Jerry, we shall think
over what you have said, and a week from today we’d
better get together again and act on it. At that
time, too, I wish you people would come prepared with
your questions for the final examination paper.”
He looked around pleasantly at the little group.
“I guess that will be all today,” he said.
Tom had been nothing but a spectator
at that meeting; but after the next he emerged radiant.
The discussion of the first one had taken only a few
minutes. It happened that Mr. Furbush was not
able to be present; and it was announced incidentally,
that he had been transferred to Sophomore English.
Of his proposed changes nothing had been said, although
another change was made. It appeared that Mr.
Dawson had been teaching The Winter’s Tale
for the past six years and that he wished the Department’s
permission to drop it for Cymbeline. Mr.
Dawson explained that he was getting a little stale
on The Winter’s Tale, and the change
was hurriedly made.
What an object lesson was this for
the keen-eyed young instructor! On the one hand
was the Scylla of Mr. Brainerd and on the other was
the Charybdis of Mr. Furbush. Lucky was he who
could sail safely past the two; and he was a wise
young instructor who determined to follow in the Dawsonian
wake.
The final examination paper was then
discussed; and Tom, who had come fully prepared and
was extremely wide-awake, had contributed the “spot”
passage in Wordsworth in its entirety the
couplet,
“A countenance in which
did meet
Sweet records, promises as
sweet,”
was included and he had,
furthermore, lent a most constructive hand in the
framing of the Carlyle-transcendental question a
performance which he retailed to Mrs. Norris at the
earliest moment, and which made the Assistant Professorship
and Nancy seem definitely within his grasp.