THE ATHENIAN AND THE THEBAN
An Athenian and a Theban were on the
road together, and passed the time in conversation,
as is the way of travellers. After discussing
a variety of subjects they began to talk about heroes,
a topic that tends to be more fertile than edifying.
Each of them was lavish in his praises of the heroes
of his own city, until eventually the Theban asserted
that Hercules was the greatest hero who had ever lived
on earth, and now occupied a foremost place among
the gods; while the Athenian insisted that Theseus
was far superior, for his fortune had been in every
way supremely blessed, whereas Hercules had at one
time been forced to act as a servant. And he
gained his point, for he was a very glib fellow, like
all Athenians; so that the Theban, who was no match
for him in talking, cried at last in some disgust,
“All right, have your way; I only hope that,
when our heroes are angry with us, Athens may suffer
from the anger of Hercules, and Thebes only from that
of Theseus.”