When d’Artagnan was out of the
Louvre, and consulted his friends upon the use he
had best make of his share of the forty pistoles,
Athos advised him to order a good repast at the Pomme-de-Pin,
Porthos to engage a lackey, and Aramis to provide
himself with a suitable mistress.
The repast was carried into effect
that very day, and the lackey waited at table.
The repast had been ordered by Athos, and the lackey
furnished by Porthos. He was a Picard, whom the
glorious Musketeer had picked up on the Bridge Tournelle,
making rings and plashing in the water.
Porthos pretended that this occupation
was proof of a reflective and contemplative organization,
and he had brought him away without any other recommendation.
The noble carriage of this gentleman, for whom he
believed himself to be engaged, had won Planchet that
was the name of the Picard. He felt a slight
disappointment, however, when he saw that this place
was already taken by a compeer named Mousqueton, and
when Porthos signified to him that the state of his
household, though great, would not support two servants,
and that he must enter into the service of d’Artagnan.
Nevertheless, when he waited at the dinner given by
his master, and saw him take out a handful of gold
to pay for it, he believed his fortune made, and returned
thanks to heaven for having thrown him into the service
of such a Croesus. He preserved this opinion
even after the feast, with the remnants of which he
repaired his own long abstinence; but when in the
evening he made his master’s bed, the chimeras
of Planchet faded away. The bed was the only one
in the apartment, which consisted of an antechamber
and a bedroom. Planchet slept in the antechamber
upon a coverlet taken from the bed of d’Artagnan,
and which d’Artagnan from that time made shift
to do without.
Athos, on his part, had a valet whom
he had trained in his service in a thoroughly peculiar
fashion, and who was named Grimaud. He was very
taciturn, this worthy signor. Be it understood
we are speaking of Athos. During the five or
six years that he had lived in the strictest intimacy
with his companions, Porthos and Aramis, they could
remember having often seen him smile, but had never
heard him laugh. His words were brief and expressive,
conveying all that was meant, and no more; no embellishments,
no embroidery, no arabesques. His conversation
a matter of fact, without a single romance.
Although Athos was scarcely thirty
years old, and was of great personal beauty and intelligence
of mind, no one knew whether he had ever had a mistress.
He never spoke of women. He certainly did not
prevent others from speaking of them before him, although
it was easy to perceive that this kind of conversation,
in which he only mingled by bitter words and misanthropic
remarks, was very disagreeable to him. His reserve,
his roughness, and his silence made almost an old
man of him. He had, then, in order not to disturb
his habits, accustomed Grimaud to obey him upon a
simple gesture or upon a simple movement of his lips.
He never spoke to him, except under the most extraordinary
occasions.
Sometimes, Grimaud, who feared his
master as he did fire, while entertaining a strong
attachment to his person and a great veneration for
his talents, believed he perfectly understood what
he wanted, flew to execute the order received, and
did precisely the contrary. Athos then shrugged
his shoulders, and, without putting himself in a passion,
thrashed Grimaud. On these days he spoke a little.
Porthos, as we have seen, had a character
exactly opposite to that of Athos. He not only
talked much, but he talked loudly, little caring, we
must render him that justice, whether anybody listened
to him or not. He talked for the pleasure of
talking and for the pleasure of hearing himself talk.
He spoke upon all subjects except the sciences, alleging
in this respect the inveterate hatred he had borne
to scholars from his childhood. He had not so
noble an air as Athos, and the commencement of their
intimacy often rendered him unjust toward that gentleman,
whom he endeavored to eclipse by his splendid dress.
But with his simple Musketeer’s uniform and
nothing but the manner in which he threw back his
head and advanced his foot, Athos instantly took the
place which was his due and consigned the ostentatious
Porthos to the second rank. Porthos consoled
himself by filling the antechamber of M. de Treville
and the guardroom of the Louvre with the accounts of
his love scrapes, after having passed from professional
ladies to military ladies, from the lawyer’s
dame to the baroness, there was question of nothing
less with Porthos than a foreign princess, who was
enormously fond of him.
An old proverb says, “Like master,
like man.” Let us pass, then, from the
valet of Athos to the valet of Porthos, from Grimaud
to Mousqueton.
Mousqueton was a Norman, whose pacific
name of Boniface his master had changed into the infinitely
more sonorous name of Mousqueton. He had entered
the service of Porthos upon condition that he should
only be clothed and lodged, though in a handsome manner;
but he claimed two hours a day to himself, consecrated
to an employment which would provide for his other
wants. Porthos agreed to the bargain; the thing
suited him wonderfully well. He had doublets
cut out of his old clothes and cast-off cloaks for
Mousqueton, and thanks to a very intelligent tailor,
who made his clothes look as good as new by turning
them, and whose wife was suspected of wishing to make
Porthos descend from his aristocratic habits, Mousqueton
made a very good figure when attending on his master.
As for Aramis, of whom we believe
we have sufficiently explained the character a
character which, like that of his lackey was called
Bazin. Thanks to the hopes which his master entertained
of someday entering into orders, he was always clothed
in black, as became the servant of a churchman.
He was a Berrichon, thirty-five or forty years old,
mild, peaceable, sleek, employing the leisure his
master left him in the perusal of pious works, providing
rigorously for two a dinner of few dishes, but excellent.
For the rest, he was dumb, blind, and deaf, and of
unimpeachable fidelity.
And now that we are acquainted, superficially
at least, with the masters and the valets, let us
pass on to the dwellings occupied by each of them.
Athos dwelt in the Rue Ferou, within
two steps of the Luxembourg. His apartment consisted
of two small chambers, very nicely fitted up, in a
furnished house, the hostess of which, still young
and still really handsome, cast tender glances uselessly
at him. Some fragments of past splendor appeared
here and there upon the walls of this modest lodging;
a sword, for example, richly embossed, which belonged
by its make to the times of Francis I, the hilt of
which alone, encrusted with precious stones, might
be worth two hundred pistoles, and which, nevertheless,
in his moments of greatest distress Athos had never
pledged or offered for sale. It had long been
an object of ambition for Porthos. Porthos would
have given ten years of his life to possess this sword.
One day, when he had an appointment
with a duchess, he endeavored even to borrow it of
Athos. Athos, without saying anything, emptied
his pockets, got together all his jewels, purses,
aiguillettes, and gold chains, and offered them all
to Porthos; but as to the sword, he said it was sealed
to its place and should never quit it until its master
should himself quit his lodgings. In addition
to the sword, there was a portrait representing a
nobleman of the time of Henry III, dressed with the
greatest elegance, and who wore the Order of the Holy
Ghost; and this portrait had certain resemblances
of lines with Athos, certain family likenesses which
indicated that this great noble, a knight of the Order
of the King, was his ancestor.
Besides these, a casket of magnificent
goldwork, with the same arms as the sword and the
portrait, formed a middle ornament to the mantelpiece,
and assorted badly with the rest of the furniture.
Athos always carried the key of this coffer about
him; but he one day opened it before Porthos, and
Porthos was convinced that this coffer contained nothing
but letters and papers love letters and
family papers, no doubt.
Porthos lived in an apartment, large
in size and of very sumptuous appearance, in the Rue
du Vieux-Colombier. Every time
he passed with a friend before his windows, at one
of which Mousqueton was sure to be placed in full
livery, Porthos raised his head and his hand, and said,
“That is my abode!” But he was never to
be found at home; he never invited anybody to go up
with him, and no one could form an idea of what his
sumptuous apartment contained in the shape of real
riches.
As to Aramis, he dwelt in a little
lodging composed of a boudoir, an eating room, and
a bedroom, which room, situated, as the others were,
on the ground floor, looked out upon a little fresh
green garden, shady and impenetrable to the eyes of
his neighbors.
With regard to d’Artagnan, we
know how he was lodged, and we have already made acquaintance
with his lackey, Master Planchet.
D’Artagnan, who was by nature
very curious as people generally are who
possess the genius of intrigue did all he
could to make out who Athos, Porthos, and Aramis really
were (for under these pseudonyms each of these young
men concealed his family name) Athos in
particular, who, a league away, savored of nobility.
He addressed himself then to Porthos to gain information
respecting Athos and Aramis, and to Aramis in order
to learn something of Porthos.
Unfortunately Porthos knew nothing
of the life of his silent companion but what revealed
itself. It was said Athos had met with great crosses
in love, and that a frightful treachery had forever
poisoned the life of this gallant man. What could
this treachery be? All the world was ignorant
of it.
As to Porthos, except his real name
(as was the case with those of his two comrades),
his life was very easily known. Vain and indiscreet,
it was as easy to see through him as through a crystal.
The only thing to mislead the investigator would have
been belief in all the good things he said of himself.
With respect to Aramis, though having
the air of having nothing secret about him, he was
a young fellow made up of mysteries, answering little
to questions put to him about others, and having learned
from him the report which prevailed concerning the
success of the Musketeer with a princess, wished to
gain a little insight into the amorous adventures of
his interlocutor. “And you, my dear companion,”
said he, “you speak of the baronesses, countesses,
and princesses of others?”
“Pardieu! I spoke
of them because Porthos talked of them himself, because
he had paraded all these fine things before me.
But be assured, my dear Monsieur d’Artagnan,
that if I had obtained them from any other source,
or if they had been confided to me, there exists no
confessor more discreet than myself.”
“Oh, I don’t doubt that,”
replied d’Artagnan; “but it seems to me
that you are tolerably familiar with coats of arms a
certain embroidered handkerchief, for instance, to
which I owe the honor of your acquaintance?”
This time Aramis was not angry, but
assumed the most modest air and replied in a friendly
tone, “My dear friend, do not forget that I wish
to belong to the Church, and that I avoid all mundane
opportunities. The handkerchief you saw had not
been given to me, but it had been forgotten and left
at my house by one of my friends. I was obliged
to pick it up in order not to compromise him and the
lady he loves. As for myself, I neither have,
nor desire to have, a mistress, following in that respect
the very judicious example of Athos, who has none any
more than I have.”
“But what the devil! You
are not a priest, you are a Musketeer!”
“A Musketeer for a time, my
friend, as the cardinal says, a Musketeer against
my will, but a churchman at heart, believe me.
Athos and Porthos dragged me into this to occupy me.
I had, at the moment of being ordained, a little difficulty
with But that would not interest you, and
I am taking up your valuable time.”
“Not at all; it interests me
very much,” cried d’Artagnan; “and
at this moment I have absolutely nothing to do.”
“Yes, but I have my breviary
to repeat,” answered Aramis; “then some
verses to compose, which Madame d’Aiguillon begged
of me. Then I must go to the Rue St. Honore in
order to purchase some rouge for Madame de Chevreuse.
So you see, my dear friend, that if you are not in
a hurry, I am very much in a hurry.”
Aramis held out his hand in a cordial
manner to his young companion, and took leave of him.
Notwithstanding all the pains he took,
d’Artagnan was unable to learn any more concerning
his three new-made friends. He formed, therefore,
the resolution of believing for the present all that
was said of their past, hoping for more certain and
extended revelations in the future. In the meanwhile,
he looked upon Athos as an Achilles, Porthos as an
Ajax, and Aramis as a Joseph.
As to the rest, the life of the four
young friends was joyous enough. Athos played,
and that as a rule unfortunately. Nevertheless,
he never borrowed a sou of his companions, although
his purse was ever at their service; and when he had
played upon honor, he always awakened his creditor
by six o’clock the next morning to pay the debt
of the preceding evening.
Porthos had his fits. On the
days when he won he was insolent and ostentatious;
if he lost, he disappeared completely for several days,
after which he reappeared with a pale face and thinner
person, but with money in his purse.
As to Aramis, he never played.
He was the worst Musketeer and the most unconvivial
companion imaginable. He had always something
or other to do. Sometimes in the midst of dinner,
when everyone, under the attraction of wine and in
the warmth of conversation, believed they had two
or three hours longer to enjoy themselves at table,
Aramis looked at his watch, arose with a bland smile,
and took leave of the company, to go, as he said,
to consult a casuist with whom he had an appointment.
At other times he would return home to write a treatise,
and requested his friends not to disturb him.
At this Athos would smile, with his
charming, melancholy smile, which so became his noble
countenance, and Porthos would drink, swearing that
Aramis would never be anything but a village cure.
Planchet, d’Artagnan’s
valet, supported his good fortune nobly. He received
thirty sous per day, and for a month he returned
to his lodgings gay as a chaffinch, and affable toward
his master. When the wind of adversity began
to blow upon the housekeeping of the Rue des
Fossoyeurs that is to say, when the forty
pistoles of King Louis XIII were consumed or
nearly so he commenced complaints which
Athos thought nauseous, Porthos indecent, and Aramis
ridiculous. Athos counseled d’Artagnan
to dismiss the fellow; Porthos was of opinion that
he should give him a good thrashing first; and Aramis
contended that a master should never attend to anything
but the civilities paid to him.
“This is all very easy for you
to say,” replied d’Artagnan, “for
you, Athos, who live like a dumb man with Grimaud,
who forbid him to speak, and consequently never exchange
ill words with him; for you, Porthos, who carry matters
in such a magnificent style, and are a god to your
valet, Mousqueton; and for you, Aramis, who, always
abstracted by your theological studies, inspire your
servant, Bazin, a mild, religious man, with a profound
respect; but for me, who am without any settled means
and without resources for me, who am neither
a Musketeer nor even a Guardsman, what I am to do
to inspire either the affection, the terror, or the
respect in Planchet?”
“This is serious,” answered
the three friends; “it is a family affair.
It is with valets as with wives, they must be placed
at once upon the footing in which you wish them to
remain. Reflect upon it.”
D’Artagnan did reflect, and
resolved to thrash Planchet provisionally; which he
did with the conscientiousness that d’Artagnan
carried into everything. After having well beaten
him, he forbade him to leave his service without his
permission. “For,” added he, “the
future cannot fail to mend; I inevitably look for
better times. Your fortune is therefore made
if you remain with me, and I am too good a master to
allow you to miss such a chance by granting you the
dismissal you require.”
This manner of acting roused much
respect for d’Artagnan’s policy among
the Musketeers. Planchet was equally seized with
admiration, and said no more about going away.
The life of the four young men had
become fraternal. D’Artagnan, who had no
settled habits of his own, as he came from his province
into the midst of his world quite new to him, fell
easily into the habits of his friends.
They rose about eight o’clock
in the winter, about six in summer, and went to take
the countersign and see how things went on at M. de
Treville’s. D’Artagnan, although he
was not a Musketeer, performed the duty of one with
remarkable punctuality. He went on guard because
he always kept company with whoever of his friends
was on duty. He was well known at the Hotel of
the Musketeers, where everyone considered him a good
comrade. M. de Treville, who had appreciated him
at the first glance and who bore him a real affection,
never ceased recommending him to the king.
On their side, the three Musketeers
were much attached to their young comrade. The
friendship which united these four men, and the need
they felt of seeing another three or four times a
day, whether for dueling, business, or pleasure, caused
them to be continually running after one another like
shadows; and the Inséparables were constantly
to be met with seeking one another, from the Luxembourg
to the Place St. Sulpice, or from the Rue du
Vieux-Colombier to the Luxembourg.
In the meanwhile the promises of M.
de Treville went on prosperously. One fine morning
the king commanded M. de Chevalier Dessessart to admit
d’Artagnan as a cadet in his company of Guards.
D’Artagnan, with a sigh, donned his uniform,
which he would have exchanged for that of a Musketeer
at the expense of ten years of his existence.
But M. de Treville promised this favor after a novitiate
of two years a novitiate which might besides
be abridged if an opportunity should present itself
for d’Artagnan to render the king any signal
service, or to distinguish himself by some brilliant
action. Upon this promise d’Artagnan withdrew,
and the next day he began service.
Then it became the turn of Athos,
Porthos, and Aramis to mount guard with d’Artagnan
when he was on duty. The company of M. lé
Chevalier Dessessart thus received four instead of
one when it admitted d’Artagnan.