After the most disheartening news
of the king’s health, a report of his convalescence
began to prevail in the camp; and as he was very anxious
to be in person at the siege, it was said that as soon
as he could mount a horse he would set forward.
Meantime, Monsieur, who knew that
from one day to the other he might expect to be removed
from his command by the Duc d’Angoulême,
by Bassompierre, or by Schomberg, who were all eager
for his post, did but little, lost his days in wavering,
and did not dare to attempt any great enterprise to
drive the English from the Isle of Re, where they still
besieged the citadel St. Martin and the fort of La
Pree, as on their side the French were besieging La
Rochelle.
D’Artagnan, as we have said,
had become more tranquil, as always happens after
a past danger, particularly when the danger seems to
have vanished. He only felt one uneasiness, and
that was at not hearing any tidings from his friends.
But one morning at the commencement
of the month of November everything was explained
to him by this letter, dated from Villeroy:
M. d’Artagnan,
Mm. Athos, Porthos, and
Aramis, after having had an entertainment at my house
and enjoying themselves very much, created such a disturbance
that the provost of the castle, a rigid man, has ordered
them to be confined for some days; but I accomplish
the order they have given me by forwarding to you
a dozen bottles of my Anjou wine, with which they are
much pleased. They are desirous that you should
drink to their health in their favorite wine.
I have done this, and am, monsieur, with great respect,
Your very humble and obedient servant,
Godeau, Purveyor of the Musketeers
“That’s all well!”
cried d’Artagnan. “They think of me
in their pleasures, as I thought of them in my troubles.
Well, I will certainly drink to their health with
all my heart, but I will not drink alone.”
And d’Artagnan went among those
Guardsmen with whom he had formed greater intimacy
than with the others, to invite them to enjoy with
him this present of delicious Anjou wine which had
been sent him from Villeroy.
One of the two Guardsmen was engaged
that evening, and another the next, so the meeting
was fixed for the day after that.
D’Artagnan, on his return, sent
the twelve bottles of wine to the refreshment room
of the Guards, with strict orders that great care
should be taken of it; and then, on the day appointed,
as the dinner was fixed for midday d’Artagnan
sent Planchet at nine in the morning to assist in
preparing everything for the entertainment.
Planchet, very proud of being raised
to the dignity of landlord, thought he would make
all ready, like an intelligent man; and with this view
called in the assistance of the lackey of one of his
master’s guests, named Fourreau, and the false
soldier who had tried to kill d’Artagnan and
who, belonging to no corps, had entered into the service
of d’Artagnan, or rather of Planchet, after
d’Artagnan had saved his life.
The hour of the banquet being come,
the two guards arrived, took their places, and the
dishes were arranged on the table. Planchet waited,
towel on arm; Fourreau uncorked the bottles; and Brisemont,
which was the name of the convalescent, poured the
wine, which was a little shaken by its journey, carefully
into decanters. Of this wine, the first bottle
being a little thick at the bottom, Brisemont poured
the lees into a glass, and d’Artagnan desired
him to drink it, for the poor devil had not yet recovered
his strength.
The guests having eaten the soup,
were about to lift the first glass of wine to their
lips, when all at once the cannon sounded from Fort
Louis and Fort Neuf. The Guardsmen, imagining
this to be caused by some unexpected attack, either
of the besieged or the English, sprang to their swords.
D’Artagnan, not less forward than they, did likewise,
and all ran out, in order to repair to their posts.
But scarcely were they out of the
room before they were made aware of the cause of this
noise. Cries of “Live the king! Live
the cardinal!” resounded on every side, and
the drums were beaten in all directions.
In short, the king, impatient, as
has been said, had come by forced marches, and had
that moment arrived with all his household and a reinforcement
of ten thousand troops. His Musketeers proceeded
and followed him. D’Artagnan, placed in
line with his company, saluted with an expressive
gesture his three friends, whose eyes soon discovered
him, and M. de Treville, who detected him at once.
The ceremony of reception over, the
four friends were soon in one another’s arms.
“Pardieu!” cried d’Artagnan,
“you could not have arrived in better time;
the dinner cannot have had time to get cold! Can
it, gentlemen?” added the young man, turning
to the two Guards, whom he introduced to his friends.
“Ah, ah!” said Porthos, “it appears
we are feasting!”
“I hope,” said Aramis, “there are
no women at your dinner.”
“Is there any drinkable wine in your tavern?”
asked Athos.
“Well, pardieu! there is yours, my dear
friend,” replied d’Artagnan.
“Our wine!” said Athos, astonished.
“Yes, that you sent me.”
“We sent you wine?”
“You know very well the wine from
the hills of Anjou.”
“Yes, I know what brand you are talking about.”
“The wine you prefer.”
“Well, in the absence of champagne
and chambertin, you must content yourselves with
that.”
“And so, connoisseurs in wine
as we are, we have sent you some Anjou wine?”
said Porthos.
“Not exactly, it is the wine that was sent by
your order.”
“On our account?” said the three Musketeers.
“Did you send this wine, Aramis?” said
Athos.
“No; and you, Porthos?”
“No; and you, Athos?”
“No!”
“If it was not you, it was your purveyor,”
said d’Artagnan.
“Our purveyor!”
“Yes, your purveyor, Godeau the purveyor
of the Musketeers.”
“My faith! never mind where
it comes from,” said Porthos, “let us taste
it, and if it is good, let us drink it.”
“No,” said Athos; “don’t
let us drink wine which comes from an unknown source.”
“You are right, Athos,”
said d’Artagnan. “Did none of you
charge your purveyor, Godeau, to send me some wine?”
“No! And yet you say he has sent you some
as from us?”
“Here is his letter,”
said d’Artagnan, and he presented the note to
his comrades.
“This is not his writing!”
said Athos. “I am acquainted with it; before
we left Villeroy I settled the accounts of the regiment.”
“A false letter altogether,”
said Porthos, “we have not been disciplined.”
“d’Artagnan,” said
Aramis, in a reproachful tone, “how could you
believe that we had made a disturbance?”
D’Artagnan grew pale, and a
convulsive trembling shook all his limbs.
“Thou alarmest me!” said
Athos, who never used thee and thou but upon very
particular occasions, “what has happened?”
“Look you, my friends!”
cried d’Artagnan, “a horrible suspicion
crosses my mind! Can this be another vengeance
of that woman?”
It was now Athos who turned pale.
D’Artagnan rushed toward the
refreshment room, the three Musketeers and the two
Guards following him.
The first object that met the eyes
of d’Artagnan on entering the room was Brisemont,
stretched upon the ground and rolling in horrible
convulsions.
Planchet and Fourreau, as pale as
death, were trying to give him succor; but it was
plain that all assistance was useless all
the features of the dying man were distorted with
agony.
“Ah!” cried he, on perceiving
d’Artagnan, “ah! this is frightful!
You pretend to pardon me, and you poison me!”
“I!” cried d’Artagnan. “I,
wretch? What do you say?”
“I say that it was you who gave
me the wine; I say that it was you who desired me
to drink it. I say you wished to avenge yourself
on me, and I say that it is horrible!”
“Do not think so, Brisemont,”
said d’Artagnan; “do not think so.
I swear to you, I protest ”
“Oh, but God is above!
God will punish you! My God, grant that he may
one day suffer what I suffer!”
“Upon the Gospel,” said
d’Artagnan, throwing himself down by the dying
man, “I swear to you that the wine was poisoned
and that I was going to drink of it as you did.”
“I do not believe you,”
cried the soldier, and he expired amid horrible tortures.
“Frightful! frightful!”
murmured Athos, while Porthos broke the bottles and
Aramis gave orders, a little too late, that a confessor
should be sent for.
“Oh, my friends,” said
d’Artagnan, “you come once more to save
my life, not only mine but that of these gentlemen.
Gentlemen,” continued he, addressing the Guardsmen,
“I request you will be silent with regard to
this adventure. Great personages may have had
a hand in what you have seen, and if talked about,
the evil would only recoil upon us.”
“Ah, monsieur!” stammered
Planchet, more dead than alive, “ah, monsieur,
what an escape I have had!”
“How, sirrah! you were going to drink my wine?”
“To the health of the king,
monsieur; I was going to drink a small glass of it
if Fourreau had not told me I was called.”
“Alas!” said Fourreau,
whose teeth chattered with terror, “I wanted
to get him out of the way that I might drink myself.”
“Gentlemen,” said d’Artagnan,
addressing the Guardsmen, “you may easily comprehend
that such a feast can only be very dull after what
has taken place; so accept my excuses, and put off
the party till another day, I beg of you.”
The two Guardsmen courteously accepted
d’Artagnan’s excuses, and perceiving that
the four friends desired to be alone, retired.
When the young Guardsman and the three
Musketeers were without witnesses, they looked at
one another with an air which plainly expressed that
each of them perceived the gravity of their situation.
“In the first place,”
said Athos, “let us leave this chamber; the dead
are not agreeable company, particularly when they have
died a violent death.”
“Planchet,” said d’Artagnan,
“I commit the corpse of this poor devil to your
care. Let him be interred in holy ground.
He committed a crime, it is true; but he repented
of it.”
And the four friends quit the room,
leaving to Planchet and Fourreau the duty of paying
mortuary honors to Brisemont.
The host gave them another chamber,
and served them with fresh eggs and some water, which
Athos went himself to draw at the fountain. In
a few words, Porthos and Aramis were posted as to
the situation.
“Well,” said d’Artagnan
to Athos, “you see, my dear friend, that this
is war to the death.”
Athos shook his head.
“Yes, yes,” replied he,
“I perceive that plainly; but do you really
believe it is she?”
“I am sure of it.”
“Nevertheless, I confess I still doubt.”
“But the fleur-de-lis on her shoulder?”
“She is some Englishwoman who
has committed a crime in France, and has been branded
in consequence.”
“Athos, she is your wife, I
tell you,” repeated d’Artagnan; “only
reflect how much the two descriptions resemble each
other.”
“Yes; but I should think the
other must be dead, I hanged her so effectually.”
It was d’Artagnan who now shook his head in
his turn.
“But in either case, what is to be done?”
said the young man.
“The fact is, one cannot remain
thus, with a sword hanging eternally over his head,”
said Athos. “We must extricate ourselves
from this position.”
“But how?”
“Listen! You must try to
see her, and have an explanation with her. Say
to her: ’Peace or war! My word as a
gentleman never to say anything of you, never to do
anything against you; on your side, a solemn oath
to remain neutral with respect to me. If not,
I will apply to the chancellor, I will apply to the
king, I will apply to the hangman, I will move the
courts against you, I will denounce you as branded,
I will bring you to trial; and if you are acquitted,
well, by the faith of a gentleman, I will kill you
at the corner of some wall, as I would a mad dog.’”
“I like the means well enough,”
said d’Artagnan, “but where and how to
meet with her?”
“Time, dear friend, time brings
round opportunity; opportunity is the martingale of
man. The more we have ventured the more we gain,
when we know how to wait.”
“Yes; but to wait surrounded by assassins and
poisoners.”
“Bah!” said Athos.
“God has preserved us hitherto, God will preserve
us still.”
“Yes, we. Besides, we are
men; and everything considered, it is our lot to risk
our lives; but she,” asked he, in an undertone.
“What she?” asked Athos.
“Constance.”
“Madame Bonacieux! Ah,
that’s true!” said Athos. “My
poor friend, I had forgotten you were in love.”
“Well, but,” said Aramis,
“have you not learned by the letter you found
on the wretched corpse that she is in a convent?
One may be very comfortable in a convent; and as soon
as the siege of La Rochelle is terminated, I promise
you on my part ”
“Good,” cried Athos, “good!
Yes, my dear Aramis, we all know that your views have
a religious tendency.”
“I am only temporarily a Musketeer,” said
Aramis, humbly.
“It is some time since we heard
from his mistress,” said Athos, in a low voice.
“But take no notice; we know all about that.”
“Well,” said Porthos,
“it appears to me that the means are very simple.”
“What?” asked d’Artagnan.
“You say she is in a convent?” replied
Porthos.
“Yes.”
“Very well. As soon as
the siege is over, we’ll carry her off from that
convent.”
“But we must first learn what convent she is
in.”
“That’s true,” said Porthos.
“But I think I have it,”
said Athos. “Don’t you say, dear d’Artagnan,
that it is the queen who has made choice of the convent
for her?”
“I believe so, at least.”
“In that case Porthos will assist us.”
“And how so, if you please?”
“Why, by your marchioness, your
duchess, your princess. She must have a long
arm.”
“Hush!” said Porthos,
placing a finger on his lips. “I believe
her to be a cardinalist; she must know nothing of
the matter.”
“Then,” said Aramis, “I take upon
myself to obtain intelligence of her.”
“You, Aramis?” cried the three friends.
“You! And how?”
“By the queen’s almoner,
to whom I am very intimately allied,” said Aramis,
coloring.
And on this assurance, the four friends,
who had finished their modest repast, separated, with
the promise of meeting again that evening. D’Artagnan
returned to less important affairs, and the three Musketeers
repaired to the king’s quarters, where they had
to prepare their lodging.