The most famous bear in the world
was, is and will continue to be the gigantic Grizzly
known variously on the Pacific Slope as “Old
Brin,” “Clubfoot,” and “Reelfoot.”
He was first introduced to the public by a mining-camp
editor named Townsend, who was nicknamed “Truthful
James” in a spirit of playful irony. That
was in the seventies. Old Erin was described
as a bear of monstrous size, brindled coat, ferocious
disposition and evil fame among the hunters of the
Sierra. He had been caught in a steel trap and
partly crippled by the loss of a toe and other mutilation
of a front paw, and his clubfooted track was readily
recognizable and served to identify him. Old
Brin stood at least five feet high at the shoulder,
weighed a ton or more and found no difficulty in carrying
away a cow. He seemed to be impervious to bullets,
and many hunters who took his trail never returned.
A few who met him and had the luck to escape furnished
the formidable details of his description and spread
his fame, with the able assistance of Truthful James
and other veracious historians of the California and
Nevada press.
For several years the clubfooted Grizzly
ranged the Sierra Nevada from Lassen county to Mono,
invulnerable, invincible and mysterious, and every
old hunter in the mountains had an awesome story to
tell of the ferocity and uncanny craft of the beast
and of his own miraculous escape from the jaws of
the bear after shooting enough lead at him to start
a smelter. Old Brin was a never-failing recourse
of the country editor when the foreman was insistent
for copy, and those who undertook to preserve the
fame of his exploits in their files scrupulously respected
the rights of his discoverer and never permitted any
vain-glorious bear hunter to kill him. As one
of the early guardians of this incomparable monster,
I can bear witness that it was the unwritten law of
the journalistic profession that no serious harm should
come to the clubfoot bear and he should invariably
triumph over his enemies. It was also understood
that a specially interesting episode in the career
of Old Brin constituted a pre-emption claim to guardianship,
and, if acknowledged by the preceding guardian, the
claim could not be jumped so long as it was worked
with reasonable diligence.
While Old Brin infested Sierra Valley
and vicinity he was my ward, and I regret to say that
his conduct was tumultuous and sanguinary in the extreme.
I can remember as if it were but yesterday how, one
afternoon when Virginia City was deplorably peaceful
and local news simply did not exist, Old Brin went
on a rampage over toward Sierra Valley and slaughtered
two Italian woodchoppers in the most wanton and sensational
manner. More than ten years later I met in Truckee
an old settler who remembered the painful occurrence
well, because the Italians were working for him at
the time, and he told me the story to prove that Old
Brin had once roamed that part of the mountains.
Naturally I was so pleased to learn that my humble
effort to keep the local columns of the Virginia Chronicle
up to the high standard of frozen truth had not been
in vain, that it was with the greatest difficulty I
dropped a sympathetic tear when the old settler of
Truckee mourned the sad fate of his Italian friends.
If memory be not at fault, it was
the episode of the woodchoppers that precipitated
the long-cherished design of Virginia City’s
most noted sportsmen to make a combined effort to
secure the pelt of Old Brin and undying glory.
About a score of them, heavily armed and provisioned
for a month, sallied forth from the Comstock to find
and camp upon the trail of the clubfoot bear.
They returned without his pelt, but they brought
back some picturesque and lurid explanations of their
failure and added several chapters to the history
of Old Brin.
One of the party was Ned Foster, who
never stood to lose on any proposition and never was
known to play any game on the square. Being
lame, Foster did not have any ambition to meet the
big bear, but contented himself with shooting birds
for the pot and helping the camp cook. One morning,
after all the mighty hunters had gone out on their
quest, Foster picked up his shot-gun, jocularly remarked
that he guessed he would fetch in a bear, and limped
away toward a brushy ridge. Presently the cook
heard a shot, followed by yells of alarm, and peering
from the tent he saw Foster coming down the slope on
a gallop, followed by a monstrous bear. The
cook seized a rifle, tried to load it with shot cartridges,
and realizing that his agitation made him hopelessly
futile, abandoned the attempt to help Foster and scrambled
up a tree. From his perch the cook watched with
solicitude the progress of Foster and the bear, shouting
to Foster excited advice to increase his pace and
informing him of gains made by the pursuer.
“Run, Ned! Good Lord,
why don’t you let yourself out?” yelled
the frantic cook, as Foster lost a length on the turn
into the home-stretch. “You’re not
running a lick on God’s green earth. The
bear’s gaining on you every jump, Ned.
Turn yourself loose! Ned, you’ve just
got to run to beat that bear!”
Ned went by the tree in a hitch-and-kick
gallop, and as he passed he gasped in scornful tones:
“You yapping coyote, do you think I’m selling
this race!” Perhaps he wasn’t, but it
looked that way to the man up the tree.
That was the end of the tale as it
was told by the Comstockers, who refused to spoil
a good climax by gratifying mere idle curiosity about
the finish of the race. But Foster was not eaten
up by Old Brin of course his pursuer was
the clubfooted bear and something extraordinary
must have happened to save him. An indefinite
prolongation of the situation is unthinkable.
Wherefore things happened in this wise: Foster’s
hat fell off, and while the bear was investigating
it the man gained a few yards and time enough to climb
a stout sapling, growing upon the brink of a cleft
in the country rock about a dozen feet wide and twice
as deep. The tree was as thick as a man’s
leg at the base and very tall. Foster climbed
well out of reach of the bear, and, perched in a crotch
twenty feet above the ground, he felt safe. Old
Brin sat down at the foot of the tree, and with head
cocked sidewise thoughtfully eyed the man who had
affronted him with a charge of small shot. Presently
he arose and with his paws grasped the tree ten or
twelve feet from the ground, and Foster laughed derisively
at the notion of that clumsy beast trying to climb.
But Brin had no notion of climbing. Holding
his grip, he backed away, and as the tree bent toward
him he took a fresh hold higher up, and so, hand over
hand, pulled the top of it downward and prepared to
pluck Foster or shake him down like a ripe persimmon.
A part of Foster’s habitual
attire under all circumstances in warm weather was
a long linen duster, and it is a defect of ursine
perception to confound a man with his clothes.
When the napping skirt of Foster’s duster seemed
to be within reach, the over-eager bear made a grab
for it, and released his grasp of the tree. The
backward spring of the tough sapling nearly dislodged
the clinging man, but it also gave him an idea, and
when the grizzly began a repetition of the manoeuvre,
he shifted his position a little higher and to the
other side.
Old Brin was not appeased by the shred
of linen he had secured, and again began bending the
sapling over. This time he had to bend it further
to get Foster within reach, but the flapping coat-tail
again tempted him too soon, and although he secured
most of the skirt, he let go his hold and the tree
sprang back like a bended bow. Foster let go
his hold too in mid-arc and went sailing through the
air and across the ravine, landing in a thicket with
a jar that loosened his teeth but broke no bones.
He said the Grizzly sat bolt upright and looked at
the tree, the ravine and him for five minutes, then
cuffed himself soundly on both ears and slunk away
in evident humiliation and disgust.
Nothing but Joe Stewart’s flawless
reputation for veracity could have induced the Comstock
to accept the account of Old Erin’s visit to
camp, which broke up the trip, as it was given by
the hunters when they returned. Mr. Stewart
made his living at cards and knew no other profession
or trade, but his word was as good as a secured note
at the bank, his views on ethical questions were considered
superior to a bishop’s, and all around he was
conceded to be a better citizen and an honester man
than Nevada had been able to send to the United States
Senate. Therefore, as Joe Stewart was one of
the party and did not deny that events happened as
described by Col. Orndorff, the Comstock never
doubted the story of the Blazing Bear.
This section of the expedition had
a large wall tent and all camp conveniences, including
lamps and a five-gallon can of kerosene. They
pitched their tent upon the bank of a stream near a
deep pool such as trout love in warm weather, and
they played the national game every night.
Col. Orndorff had opened an opulent
jackpot, and Long Brown was thinking about raising
before the draw when he felt a nudge at his elbow
as if some one had stumbled against him. He was
annoyed and he drove his arm backward violently against
the canvas, encountering something solid and eliciting
a loud and angry snort. Long Brown moved just
in time to escape the sweep of a huge paw, armed with
claws like sickles, which rent a great gap in the
back of the tent and revealed a gigantic bear still
sneezing from the blow on the end of his nose and
obviously in a nasty temper.
The poker party went out at the front
just as Old Brin came in at the back, and Long Brown
thoughtfully took the front pole with him, letting
the canvas down over the bear and impeding pursuit.
The lamps were broken in the fall, and the oil blazed
up under the canvas. Col. Orndorff, Mr.
Stewart, Bill Gibson, Doughnut Bill and the cook, Noisy
Smith, climbed trees before taking time to see how
matters were getting arranged in the tent, and Long
Brown stopped at the brink of the pool and turned
around to see if the bear was following him.
There was complicated trouble in the
tent. The bear had tangled himself in the canvas
and was blindly tossing it about, rolling himself
up in the slack, and audibly complaining of the fire
and smoke. The rifles, shot-guns and all but
one revolver had been left in the tent, and presently
they began to pop. Doughnut Bill, safe in a sycamore,
hitched around to the lee side of the trunk and said:
“Mr. Brown, I seriously advise that you emulate
the judicious example of the other gentlemen in this
game and avoid exposing yourself unnecessarily to
such promiscuous and irresponsible shooting as that
bear is doing.”
“That’s dead straight,”
added Col. Orndorff. “Shin up a tree,
Brown, or you’ll get plunked.”
“Think I’ll mix in a little,”
replied Brown, drawing his gun and opening fire upon
the center of the disturbance. A bursting shot
gun answered his first shot, and the charge plowed
a furrow near Long Brown and threw dirt in his face.
Then the cartridge boxes began exploding as the fire
reached them, exciting the bear to more tumultuous
struggles with the enfolding canvas and louder roars
of pain and rage. The five-gallon oil can, probably
punctured by Long Brown’s bullets, furnished
the climax to the volcanic display by blowing up and
filling the air with burning canvas, blankets and
hardware, and out of the fire and smoke rushed the
blazing bear straight toward Long Brown and the creek.
Even Long Brown’s nerve was not equal to facing
a ton of Grizzly headed toward him in a whirlwind
of flame. He turned and dove into the pool.
That was Old Brin’s destination also, and he
followed Long Brown with a great splash and a distinct
sizzle. Brown swam under water down stream,
and the bear went straight across, up the opposite
bank and into the brush, howling blue murder.
In the morning, when the fire had
burned out, the sportsmen raked over the ruins and
recovered the larger part of the jackpot, consisting
of gold and silver coins partly fused and much blackened.
“Here, gentlemen,” said Doughnut Bill,
“we have convincing proof of the wisdom of our
Pacific Coast statesmen and financiers in retaining
metal as a circulating medium during the late lamentable
unpleasantness. Had we succumbed to the vicious
habit of using paper substitutes for money, we should
now be weeping over the ashes of a departed jackpot.
Therefore, I suggest that this is an auspicious occasion
for passing suitable resolutions reaffirming Nevada’s
invincible repugnance to a debased currency, her unalterable
fidelity to hard money and her distinguished approval
of the resumption of specie payment.”
“Get in a whack at the Greenbackers,”
said Col. Orndorff.
“I surely approves the suggestion,”
said Mr. Stewart. “As a Jacksonian Democrat,
I views with alarm the play the Greenbackers make for
fusion, which the same is a brace game.”
Mr. Gibson also allowed that fusion
should be coppered by Nevada, and Noisy Smith whispered
his assent, and the resolutions were adopted unanimously.
The disposition of the jackpot was
then considered. Col. Orndorff was willing
to divide it, but he allowed that if the bear had not
butted into the game he would have raked it down to
a dead moral certainty.
“I don’t know about that,”
said Doughnut Bill. “The intrusion of our
combustible friend was unwarrantable and ungentlemanly,
not to say rude, but as the holder of three aces before
the draw I claim an interest in the pot. Of
course I can’t show the cards, but that is the
fact. On your honor as the opener of the pot,
Colonel, what did you have?”
“Seven full on eights.”
“That’s good,” whispered Noisy Smith.
“I had a four flush.”
Long Brown put his hand into his pocket,
drew forth five water-soaked cards, laid them down
and said: “Had ’em in my hand when
I dove.”
Col. Orndorff looked at them
and silently shoved the melted jackpot over to Long
Brown. Long Brown’s hand was an eight full
on sevens.
So long as Old Brin was under the
guardianship of his early friends, it was certain
that no serious harm would come to him and that no
hunter would be permitted to boast of having conquered
him. But a later breed of journalistic historians,
having no reverence for the traditions of the craft
and no regard for the truth, sprang up, and the slaughter
of the club-footed Grizzly began. His range
was extended “from Siskiyou to San Diego, from
the Sierra to the sea,” and he was encountered
by mighty hunters in every county in California and
killed in most of them.
Old Clubfoot’s first fatal misadventure
was in Siskiyou, where he was caught in a trap and
shot by two intrepid men, who stuffed his skin and
sent it to San Francisco for exhibition at a fair.
He had degenerated to a mangy, yellow beast of about
500 pounds weight, with a coat like a wornout doormat,
and but for a card labelling him as “Old Reelfoot,”
and exploiting the prowess of his slayers, his old
friends never would have known him.
Clubfoot’s first reincarnation
took place in Ventura, about 600 miles from the scene
of his death. He appeared in a sheep camp at
night, sending the herders up the tallest trees in
terror, and scattered the flock all over a wide-spreading
mountain. The herders spent the best part of
a week in gathering the lost sheep, but after the most
thorough search of which they were capable, some fifty
odd were still missing. When the superintendent
came around on his monthly tour of inspection, the
herders told him the story of the lost sheep, and he
did not know whether to believe it or suspect the
herders of illicit traffic in mutton.
Knowing the mountain well, however,
and having in mind some places which might easily
be overlooked by the herders, the superintendent concluded
to make an attempt to clear up the mystery for his
own satisfaction. For two or three days he sought
in vain for the trail of the missing sheep, visiting
several likely places unknown to the herders, and
he was about to give up the search when his mind pulled
out of a dusty pigeon-hole of memory a faded picture
of a queer nook in the mountain, into which he had
stumbled many years before in chase of a wounded deer.
More for the sake of seeing if he could find the place
again than in hope of solving the sheep mystery, he
renewed his search, and, at the end of a day’s
riding over the spurs of the mountain and up and down
ravines, he recognized the slope down which he had
chased the wounded deer, and saw upon it the hoof
prints of sheep not quite obliterated by wind and
rain.
At the bottom of the slope was a small
flat seemingly hemmed in on three sides by steep walls.
At the upper end, however, behind a thick grove of
pines, was a break in one of the side walls leading
to an enclosed cienega, an emerald gem set
deep in the mountain, as though a few acres of ground
had sunk bodily some fifty feet, forming a pit in
which water had collected and remained impounded until
it broke an outlet through the lower wall.
When the superintendent reached the
entrance to this sunken meadow, an opening perhaps
thirty yards wide, he noticed a well worn path across
it from wall to wall, and a glance told him that the
path had been beaten by a bear pacing to and fro.
Looking closely at this beaten trail, he saw that
the footprints were large and that one paw of the
bear was malformed. Old Clubfoot without doubt.
Huddled in silent terror close to
the farther wall of the little valley were about forty
sheep, and near the beaten path were the remains of
ten or a dozen carcases. A little study of the
situation and the sign told the story to the old mountaineer.
The frightened band of sheep, fleeing blindly before
the bear, had been driven by chance or by design into
this natural trap, and the wily old bear had mounted
guard at the entrance and paced his beat until the
sheep were thoroughly cured of any tendency to wander
down toward the lower end of the meadow. When
he wanted mutton, he caught a fat sheep, carried it
to his sentry beat and killed and ate it there, leaving
the remains as a warning to the rest not to cross
the dead line. The grass in the cienega
was thick and green, and there was enough seepage
of water to furnish drink for the flock. So
the provident bear had several months’ supply
of mutton on the hoof, penned up and growing fat in
his private storehouse, and his trail across the entrance
was as good as a five-barred gate.
A man less wise than the superintendent
would have undertaken to drive the sheep out and back
to camp, but the superintendent knew the ways of sheep
and foresaw that an attempt to rescue them without
the aid of dogs and herders would result only in an
endless surging to and fro in the basin. Besides
it was almost dusk, the bear might come home to supper
at any moment and a revolver was of little use in a
bear fight in the dark. Moreover the looting
of Old Clubfoot’s larder would only ensure more
midnight raids on the flocks upon the mountain.
Therefore the superintendent rode away.
The next day he returned with an old
muzzle-loading Belgian musket of about 75 calibre,
a piece of fresh pork and some twine, and he busied
himself awhile among some trees near the bear’s
sentry beat. When he left, the old musket was
tied firmly to the tree in such a position that the
muzzle could be reached only from in front and in line
with the barrel. In the breech of the barrel
were ten drams of quick rifle powder, and upon the
powder rested a brass 12-gauge shot shell, which had
been filled with molten lead. Upon the muzzle
was tied the fresh pork, attached to a string tied
to the trigger and passing through a screw eye back
of the guard. The superintendent knew that pork
would be tempting to a mutton-sated bear, and he chuckled
as he rode away.
At midnight in the camp upon the mountain
the superintendent heard a muffled roar echoing far
away, and he laughed softly, turned over and went
to sleep. In the morning, with two herders and
their collies, he went back to the cienega.
There was not much left of the musket, but in front
of where it had been was a pool of blood, and a crimson-splashed
trail led away from that spot across the flat and down
a brushy gulch.
Cautiously, rifle in hand, the superintendent
followed the blood sign, urging the unwilling dogs
ahead and leading the more unwilling Basque shepherds,
who had no stomach for meetings with a wounded grizzly
in the brush. Half a mile from the cienega
the dogs stopped before a thicket, bristled their
backs and growled impatient remonstrance to the superintendent’s
efforts to shove them into the brush with his foot.
In response to urgent encouragement, the collies, bracing
back, barked furiously at the thicket, while the herders
edged away to climbable trees, and the superintendent
waited with tense nerves for the rush of a wounded
bear.
But nothing stirred in the thicket,
no growl answered the dogs. Five minutes, perhaps it
seemed like half an hour the superintendent
stood there with rifle ready and cold drops beading
his forehead. Then he backed away, picked up
a stone, and heaved it into the brush. Another
and still others he threw until he had thoroughly “shelled
the woods” without eliciting a sound or a movement.
The silence gave the dogs courage and slowly they
pushed into the thicket with many haltings and backward
starts, and presently their barking changed in tone
and told the man that they had found something of
which they were not afraid. Then the superintendent
pushed his way through the bushes and found the bear
dead. The big slug from the musket had entered
his throat and traversed him from stem, to stern,
and spouting his life blood in quarts he had gone
half a mile before his amazing vitality ebbed clean
away and left him a huge heap of carrion.
It is the tradition of the mountain
that the ursine shepherd was none other than Old Clubfoot,
and it is not worth while to dispute with the faith
of a man who follows sheep in the solitudes.
Like Phra the Phoenician, Old Clubfoot
could not stay dead, and when there was trouble afoot
in the world, with tumult and fighting, no grave was
deep enough, no tomb massive enough to hold him.
His next recrudescence was in Old Tuolumne, where
he forgot former experiences with steel traps and
set his foot into the jaws of one placed in his way
by vindictive cattlemen. Attached to the chain
of the trap was a heavy pine chunk, and Old Clubfoot
dragged the clog for many miles, leaving through the
brush a trail easily followed, and lay down to rest
in a thicket growing among a huddle of rocks.
Hot upon the trail came two hunters,
Wesley Wood and a Sclavonian whose name was something
like Sakarovitch, and had been simplified to Joe Screech.
Wood was certain that the bear had stopped in the
thicket, which was almost on the verge of one of the
walls of Hetch-Hetchy Valley, a replica of Yosemite
on half scale, and he was too old a hand at the game
to follow the trail in. One experience with a
bear in the brush is enough to teach the greatest
fool in the world, if he survives, that wild animals
do not lie down to rest without taking precautions
against surprise by possible pursuers. They do
not stop short in their tracks and go to sleep where
any chance comer may walk over them, but make a half
circle loop or letter U in the trail and lie where
they can watch the route by which they came.
Joe Screech had not learned this,
and he jeered at Wood for halting at the thicket.
Wood admitted that he was afraid to follow the trail
another foot and tried to hold Joe back, but Joe had
killed black bears and knew nothing of Grizzlies,
and he had a contemptuous opinion of the courage of
bears and a correspondingly exalted belief in his own.
At least he was afraid somebody might suspect him
of being afraid, and he confounded caution with cowardice
in others.
So Joe Screech laughed offensively
at Wood as he strode into the thicket. “If
you’re afraid,” he said, “you stay
there and I’ll run the bear out. Maybe
you’d better climb a tree.”
“That’s just what we both
would do if we had any sense. Joe Screech, you
are the damnedest fool in Tuolumne. That bear’ll
teach you something if he don’t kill you.”
“Oh, climb a tree and watch
my smoke,” and Joe passed out of sight.
Presently Joe’s head appeared
again as he climbed upon a boulder close to the edge
of the cliff and peered around him. A sudden
rattling of iron upon stone, a deep growl and a castanet
clashing of teeth, and the Grizzly arose behind Joe
Screech, towering far above him and swinging the trap
from his paw. Joe Screech had time for but one
glance of terror, and as he jumped the bear swung
trap, chain and clog in the air and reached for him
with a mighty blow. It was the fifty-pound steel
trap that landed upon Joe’s head and sent him
plunging over the cliff just as Wood’s Winchester
began to bark. As fast as the lever could be
worked the bullets thudded into the Grizzly’s
back even while Joe was pitching forward.
Old Clubfoot had ignored the trap
and the clog in his eagerness to reach the man with
his nearest paw, and the impetus of the stroke, aided
by the momentum of the circling clog, threw him from
his balance. Probably a bullet in the back of
the head had its effect also, for the huge bulk of
the bear toppled forward and followed Joe Screech over
the cliff.
Wood scrambled desperately through
the thicket to the cliff and looked down into Hetch-Hetchey.
A thousand feet below, where the talus began to slope
from the sheer cliff, dust was still floating, and
stones were sliding down a fresh scar in the loose
soil of the steep incline toward the forest at the
foot.
In his old age, the big brindled bear
grew weary of being killed and resurrected and longed
for a quiet life. Little, ordinary, no-account
bears had personated him and got themselves killed
under false pretenses from one end of the Sierra to
the other, and some of them had been impudent enough
to carry their imposture to the extent of placing
step-ladders against his sign-board trees and recording
their alleged height a yard or two above his mark.
That made him tired. Moreover the gout in his
bad foot troubled him more and more, and he ceased
to get much satisfaction from rolling around on a
“flat wheel” and scaring people with his
tracks. Wherefore Clubfoot deserted his old haunts
and went down into a green valley, inhabited by bee-keepers
and other peaceable folk, where he lived on locusts
and honey and forgot the strenuous life.
All went well with the retired terror
of the mountains for a long time. The only fly
in the ointment of his content was Jerky Johnson, who
kept dogs and went pirooting around the hills with
a gun, making much noise and scaring the wits out
of coyotes and jack rabbits. Old Clubfoot realized
that his eyes were dimming and his hearing becoming
impaired, and it annoyed him to be always on the alert,
lest he should come across Jerky in the brush and
step on him inadvertently.
Jerky’s ostensible occupation,
from which his front name was derived, was killing
deer and selling jerked venison, but if the greater
part of his stock was not plain jerked beef, the cattle-men
in that section were victims of strange hallucinations
and harborers of nefarious suspicions. Although
Clubfoot was credited with large numbers of dead steers
found on the ranges, he was conscious of his own innocence,
due to some extent to the loss of most of his teeth,
and he had better reason than the cow-men had for
putting it up to Jerky.
These particulars concerning Mr. Johnson’s
vocation enable the reader to appreciate the emotions
aroused in the breast of Old Clubfoot when he found
a newspaper blowing about a bee ranch and saw a thrilling
account of his own death at the hands of the redoubtable
Jerky Johnson. He had just tipped over a hive
and was about to fill up with luscious white sage
honey when that deplorably sensational newspaper fluttered
under his eye and the scandalous fabrication of Jerky
stared him in the face. “This is the limit,”
he moaned, and his great heart broke.
Slowly and painfully the poor old
bear staggered down the valley. His eyes were
glazed and he could not tell where the trees and barb-wire
fences were until he butted his nose against them.
The gout in his maimed foot throbbed horribly, and
all the loose bullets in his system seemed to have
assembled in his chest and taken the place of his once
stout heart. But he had a fixed purpose in his
mind, and on he went to its fulfillment, grimly determined
to make a fitting finish to a romantic life.
At the lower end of the valley lived
the country doctor. To his house came the club-footed
bear at midnight, worn and nearly spent with the pitiful
journey. There was a dim light in the back office,
but it was unoccupied. Clubfoot heaved his bulk
against the door and broke the lock, softly entered
the room and sniffed anxiously of the rows of jars
and bottles upon a shelf. His eyes were dim and
he could not read the labels, but his nose was still
keen and he knew he should find what he was seeking.
He found it. Taking down a two-gallon jar, Clubfoot
tucked it under his arm tenderly and walked out erect,
just as in the old days he was wont to walk away from
a farmyard with a calf or a pig under each arm.
It has been said of him that he could carry off a
steer in that fashion, but probably that is an exaggeration
or even a fable.
Behind the doctor’s stable was
a bucket containing the sponge used in washing the
doctor’s carriage. Clubfoot found the bucket,
broke the two-gallon jar upon the sharp edge and spilled
the contents upon the sponge. Taking one last
look at the stars and the distant mountain peaks,
he plunged his muzzle into the sponge, jammed his head
tightly into the bucket and took one long, deep breath.
In the morning “Doc.”
Chismore found a gigantic dead bear behind the barn,
with the stable bucket firmly fixed upon his head and
covering his nose and mouth. Scattered about
were the fragments of a chloroform jar, and between
the claws of the bear’s maimed foot was a crumpled
Sunday supplement of a yellow journal, containing an
account of the slaying of Old Brin, the Club-footed
Grizzly, by Jerky Johnson. Being a past master
of woodcraft, Doctor Chismore read the signs like a
printed page, and applying the method of Zadig he reconstructed
the whole story of the dolorous passing of the greatest
bear in the world.