An Officer of the Government, with
a great outfit of mule-waggons loaded with balloons,
kites, dynamite bombs, and electrical apparatus, halted
in the midst of a desert, where there had been no
rain for ten years, and set up a camp. After
several months of preparation and an expenditure of
a million dollars all was in readiness, and a series
of tremendous explosions occurred on the earth and
in the sky. This was followed by a great down-pour
of rain, which washed the unfortunate Officer of the
Government and the outfit off the face of creation
and affected the agricultural heart with joy too deep
for utterance. A Newspaper Reporter who had
just arrived escaped by climbing a hill near by, and
there he found the Sole Survivor of the expedition a
mule-driver down on his knees behind a
mesquite bush, praying with extreme fervour.
“Oh, you can’t stop it that way,”
said the Reporter.
“My fellow-traveller to the
bar of God,” replied the Sole Survivor, looking
up over his shoulder, “your understanding is
in darkness. I am not stopping this great blessing;
under Providence, I am bringing it.”
“That is a pretty good joke,”
said the Reporter, laughing as well as he could in
the strangling rain “a mule driver’s
prayer answered!”
“Child of levity and scoffing,”
replied the other; “you err again, misled by
these humble habiliments. I am the Rev. Ezekiel
Thrifft, a minister of the gospel, now in the service
of the great manufacturing firm of Skinn & Sheer.
They make balloons, kites, dynamite bombs, and electrical
apparatus.”