“Have you seen the Clayville Dime?”
Moore chucked me a very shabby little
sheet of printed matter. It fluttered feebly
in the warm air, and finally dropped on my recumbent
frame. I was lolling in a hammock in the shade
of the verandah.
I did not feel much inclined for study,
but I picked up the Clayville Dime and lazily glanced
at that periodical, while Moore relapsed into the
pages of Ixtlilxochitl. He was a literary character
for a planter, had been educated at Oxford (where
I made his acquaintance), and had inherited from his
father, with a large collection of Indian and Mexican
curiosities, a taste for the ancient history of the
New World.
Sometimes I glanced at the newspaper;
sometimes I looked out at the pleasant Southern garden,
where the fountain flashed and fell among weeping
willows, and laurels, orange-trees, and myrtles.
“Hullo!” I cried suddenly,
disturbing Moore’s Aztec researches, “here
is a queer affair in the usually quiet town of Clayville.
Listen to this;” and I read aloud the following
“par,” as I believe paragraphs are styled
in newspaper offices:
“’Instinct and Accident. As
Colonel Randolph was driving through our town yesterday
and was passing Captain Jones’s sample-room,
where the colonel lately shot Moses Widlake in
the street, the horses took alarm and started violently
downhill. The colonel kept his seat till rounding
the corner by the Clayville Bank, when his wheels came
into collision with that edifice, and our gallant
townsman was violently shot out. He is now
lying in a very precarious condition. This may
relieve Tom Widlake of the duty of shooting the
colonel in revenge for his father. It is
commonly believed that Colonel Randolph’s horses
were maddened by the smell of the blood which has
dried up where old Widlake was shot. Much
sympathy is felt for the colonel. Neither of
the horses was injured.’”
“Clayville appears to be a lively
kind of place,” I said. “Do you often
have shootings down here?”
“We do,” said Moore, rather
gravely; “it is one of our institutions with
which I could dispense.”
“And do you ‘carry iron,’
as the Greeks used to say, or ‘go heeled,’
as your citizens express it?”
“No, I don’t; neither
pistol nor knife. If any one shoots me, he shoots
an unarmed man. The local bullies know it, and
they have some scruple about shooting in that case.
Besides, they know I am an awkward customer at close
quarters.”
Moore relapsed into his Mexican historian,
and I into the newspaper.
“Here is a chance of seeing
one of your institutions at last,” I said.
I had found an advertisement concerning
a lot of negroes to be sold that very day by public
auction in Clayville. All this, of course, was
“before the war.”
“Well, I suppose you ought to
see it,” said Moore, rather reluctantly.
He was gradually emancipating his own servants, as
I knew, and was even suspected of being a director
of “the Underground Railroad” to Canada.
“Peter,” he cried, “will
you be good enough to saddle three horses and bring
them round?”
Peter, a “darkey boy”
who had been hanging about in the garden, grinned
and went off. He was a queer fellow, Peter, a
plantation humourist, well taught in all the then
unpublished lore of “Uncle Remus.”
Peter had a way of his own, too, with animals, and
often aided Moore in collecting objects of natural
history.
“Did you get me those hornets,
Peter?” said Moore, when the black returned
with the horses.
“Got ’em safe, massa,
in a little box,” replied Peter, who then mounted
and followed at a respectful distance as our squire.
Without many more words we rode into
the forest which lay between Clayville and Moore’s
plantation. Through the pine barrens ran the
road, and on each side of the way was luxuriance of
flowering creepers. The sweet faint scent of
the white jessamine and the homely fragrance of honeysuckle
filled the air, and the wild white roses were in perfect
blossom. Here and there an aloe reminded me that
we were not at home, and dwarf palms and bayonet palmettoes,
with the small pointed leaf of the “live oak,”
combined to make the scenery look foreign and unfamiliar.
There was a soft haze in the air, and the sun’s
beams only painted, as it were, the capitals of the
tall pillar-like pines, while the road was canopied
and shaded by the skeins of grey moss that hung thickly
on all the boughs.
The trees grew thinner as the road
approached the town. Dusty were the ways, and
sultry the air, when we rode into Clayville and were
making for “the noisy middle market-place.”
Clayville was but a small border town, though it
could then boast the presence of a squadron of cavalry,
sent there to watch the “border ruffians.”
The square was neither large nor crowded, but the
spectacle was strange and interesting to me.
Men who had horses or carts to dispose of were driving
or riding about, noisily proclaiming the excellence
of their wares. But buyers were more concerned,
like myself, with the slave-market. In the open
air, in the middle of the place, a long table was
set. The crowd gathered round this, and presented
types of various sorts of citizens. The common
“mean white” was spitting and staring a
man fallen so low that he had no nigger to wallop,
and was thus even more abject, because he had no natural
place and functions in local society, than the slaves
themselves. The local drunkard was uttering sagacities
to which no mortal attended. Two or three speculators
were bidding on commission, and there were a few planters,
some of them mounted, and a mixed multitude of tradesmen,
loafers, bar-keepers, newspaper reporters, and idlers
in general. At either end of the long table
sat an auctioneer, who behaved with the traditional
facetiousness of the profession. As the “lots”
came on for sale they mounted the platform, generally
in family parties. A party would fetch from
one thousand to fifteen hundred dollars, according
to its numbers and “condition.”
The spectacle was painful and monstrous. Most
of the “lots” bore the examination of their
points with a kind of placid dignity, and only showed
some little interest when the biddings grew keen and
flattered their pride.
The sale was almost over, and we were
just about to leave, when a howl of derision from
the mob made us look round. What I saw
was the apparition of an extremely aged and debilitated
black man standing on the table. What Moore
saw to interest him I could not guess, but he grew
pale and uttered an oath of surprise under his breath,
though he rarely swore. Then he turned his horse’s
head again towards the auctioneer. That merry
tradesman was extolling the merits of nearly his last
lot. “A very remarkable specimen, gentlemen!
Admirers of the antique cannot dispense with this
curious nigger very old and quite imperfect.
Like so many of the treasures of Greek art which
have reached us, he has had the misfortune to lose
his nose and several of his fingers. How much
offered for this exceptional lot unmarried
and without encumbrances of any kind? He is dumb
too, and may be trusted with any secret.”
“Take him off!” howled some one in the
crowd.
“Order his funeral!”
“Chuck him into the next lot.”
“What, gentlemen, no
bids for this very eligible nigger? With a few
more rags he would make a most adequate scarecrow.”
While this disgusting banter was going
on I observed a planter ride up to one of the brokers
and whisper for some time in his ear. The planter
was a bad but unmistakable likeness of my friend Moore,
worked over, so to speak, with a loaded brush and
heavily glazed with old Bourbon whisky. After
giving his orders to the agent he retired to the outskirts
of the crowd, and began flicking his long dusty boots
with a serviceable cowhide whip.
“Well, gentlemen, we must really
adopt the friendly suggestion of Judge Lee and chuck
this nigger into the next lot.”
So the auctioneer was saying, when
the broker to whom I have referred cried out, “Ten
dollars.”
“This is more like business,”
cried the auctioneer. “Ten dollars offered!
What amateur says more than ten dollars for this lot?
His extreme age and historical reminiscences alone,
if he could communicate them, would make him invaluable
to the student.”
To my intense amazement Moore shouted
from horseback, “Twenty dollars.”
“What, you want a cheap
nigger to get your hand in, do you, you blank-blanked
abolitionist?” cried a man who stood near.
He was a big, dirty-looking bully, at least half
drunk, and attending (not unnecessarily) to his toilet
with the point of a long, heavy knife.
Before the words were out of his mouth
Moore had leaped from his horse and delivered such
a right-handed blow as that wherewith the wandering
beggar-man smote Irus of old in the courtyard of Odysseus,
Laertes’ son. “On his neck, beneath
the ear, he smote him, and crushed in the bones; and
the red blood gushed up through his mouth, and he gnashed
his teeth together as he kicked the ground.”
Moore stooped, picked up the bowie-knife, and sent
it glittering high through the air.
“Take him away,” he said,
and two rough fellows, laughing, carried the bully
to the edge of the fountain that played in the corner
of the square. He was still lying crumpled up
there when we rode out of Clayville.
The bidding, of course, had stopped,
owing to the unaffected interest which the public
took in this more dramatic interlude. The broker,
it is true, had bid twenty-five dollars, and was wrangling
with the auctioneer.
“You have my bid, Mr. Brinton,
sir, and there is no other offer. Knock down
the lot to me.”
“You wait your time, Mr. Isaacs,”
said the auctioneer. “No man can do two
things at once and do them well. When Squire
Moore has settled with Dick Bligh he will desert the
paths of military adventure for the calmer and more
lucrative track of commercial enterprise.”
The auctioneer’s command of
long words was considerable, and was obviously of
use to him in his daily avocations.
When he had rounded his period, Moore
was in the saddle again, and nodded silently to the
auctioneer.
“Squire Moore bids thirty dollars.
Thirty dollars for this once despised but now appreciated
fellow-creature,” rattled on the auctioneer.
The agent nodded again.
“Forty dollars bid,” said the auctioneer.
“Fifty,” cried Moore.
The broker nodded.
“Sixty.”
The agent nodded again.
The bidding ran rapidly up to three hundred and fifty
dollars.
The crowd were growing excited, and
had been joined by every child in the town, by every
draggled and sunburnt woman, and the drinking-bar had
disgorged every loafer who felt sober enough to stay
the distance to the centre of the square.
My own first feelings of curiosity
had subsided. I knew how strong and burning
was Moore’s hatred of oppression, and felt convinced
that he merely wished at any sacrifice of money to
secure for this old negro some peaceful days and a
quiet deathbed.
The crowd doubtless took the same
obvious view of the case as I did, and was now eagerly
urging on the two competitors.
“Never say die, Isaacs.”
“Stick to it, Squire; the nigger’s well
worth the dollars.”
So they howled, and now the biddings
were mounting towards one thousand dollars, when the
sulky planter rode up to the neighbourhood of the
table much to the inconvenience of the “gallery” and
whispered to his agent. The conference lasted
some minutes, and at the end of it the agent capped
Moore’s last offer, one thousand dollars, with
a bid of one thousand two hundred.
“Fifteen hundred,” said Moore, amidst
applause.
“Look here, Mr. Knock-’em-down,”
cried Mr. Isaacs: “it’s hot and thirsty
work sitting, nodding here; I likes my ease on a warm
day; so just you reckon that I see the Squire, and
go a hundred dollars more as long as I hold up my
pencil.”
He stuck a long gnawed pencil erect
between his finger and thumb, and stared impertinently
at Moore. The Squire nodded, and the bidding
went on in this silent fashion till the bids had actually
run up to three thousand four hundred dollars.
All this while the poor negro, whose limbs no longer
supported him, crouched in a heap on the table, turning
his haggard eye alternately on Moore and on the erect
and motionless pencil of the broker. The crowd
had become silent with excitement. Unable to
stand the heat and agitation, Moore’s unfriendly
brother had crossed the square in search of a “short
drink.” Moore nodded once more.
“Three thousand six hundred
dollars bid,” cried the auctioneer, and looked
at Isaacs.
With a wild howl Isaacs dashed his
pencil in the air, tossed up his hands, and thrust
them deep down between his coat collar and his body,
uttering all the while yells of pain.
“Don’t you bid, Mr. Isaacs?”
asked the auctioneer, without receiving any answer
except Semitic appeals to holy Abraham, blended with
Aryan profanity.
“Come,” said Moore very
severely, “his pencil is down, and he has withdrawn
his bid. There is no other bidder; knock the
lot down to me.”
“No more offers?” said
the auctioneer slowly, looking all round the square.
There were certainly no offers from
Mr. Isaacs, who now was bounding like the gad-stung
Io to the furthest end of the place.
“This fine buck-negro, warranted
absolutely unsound of wind and limb, going, going,
a shameful sacrifice, for a poor three thousand six
hundred dollars. Going, going gone!”
The hammer fell with a sharp, decisive sound.
A fearful volley of oaths rattled
after the noise, like thunder rolling away in the
distance.
Moore’s brother had returned
from achieving a “short drink” just in
time to see his coveted lot knocked down to his rival.
We left the spot, with the negro in
the care of Peter, as quickly as might be.
“I wonder,” said Moore,
as we reached the inn and ordered a trap to carry
our valuable bargain home in “I wonder
what on earth made Isaacs run off like a maniac.”
“Massa,” whispered Peter,
“yesterday I jes’ caught yer Brer Hornet
a-loafin’ around in the wood. ‘Come
wi’ me,’ says I, ’and bottled him
in this yer pasteboard box,’” showing
one which had held Turkish tobacco. “When
I saw that Hebrew Jew wouldn’t stir his pencil,
I jes’ crept up softly and dropped Brer Hornet
down his neck. Then he jes’ rose and went.
Spec’s he and Brer Hornet had business of their
own.”
“Peter,” said Moore, “you
are a good boy, but you will come to a bad end.”