When Henry had seceded from Powells,
and had begun to devote several dignified hours a
day to the excogitation of a theme for his new novel,
and the triumph of A Question of Cubits was
at its height, he thought that there ought to be some
change in his secret self to correspond with the change
in his circumstances. But he could perceive none,
except, perhaps, that now and then he was visited
by the feeling that he had a great mission in the
world. That feeling, however, came rarely, and,
for the most part, he existed in a state of not being
quite able to comprehend exactly how and why his stories
roused the enthusiasm of an immense public.
In essentials he remained the same
Henry, and the sameness of his simple self was never
more apparent to him than when he got out of a cab
one foggy Wednesday night in November, and rang at
the Grecian portico of Mrs. Ashton Portway’s
house in Lowndes Square. A crimson cloth covered
the footpath. This was his first entry into the
truly great world, and though he was perfectly aware
that as a lion he could not easily be surpassed in
no matter what menagerie, his nervousness and timidity
were so acute as to be painful; they annoyed him,
in fact. When, in the wide hall, a servant respectfully
but firmly closed the door after him, thus cutting
off a possible retreat to the homely society of the
cabman, he became resigned, careless, reckless, desperate,
as who should say, ’Now I have done it!’
And as at the Louvre, so at Mrs. Ashton Portway’s,
his outer garments were taken forcibly from him, and
a ticket given to him in exchange. The ticket
startled him, especially as he saw no notice on the
walls that the management would not be responsible
for articles not deposited in the cloakroom.
Nobody inquired about his identity, and without further
ritual he was asked to ascend towards regions whence
came the faint sound of music. At the top of the
stairs a young and handsome man, faultless alike in
costume and in manners, suavely accosted him.
‘What name, sir?’
‘Knight,’ said Henry gruffly.
The young man thought that Henry was on the point
of losing his temper from some cause or causes unknown,
whereas Henry was merely timid.
Then the music ceased, and was succeeded
by violent chatter; the young man threw open a door,
and announced in loud clear tones, which Henry deemed
ridiculously loud and ridiculously clear:
‘MR. KNIGHT!’
Henry saw a vast apartment full of
women’s shoulders and black patches of masculinity;
the violent chatter died into a profound silence; every
face was turned towards him. He nearly fell down
dead on the doormat, and then, remembering that life
was after all sweet, he plunged into the room as into
the sea.
When he came up breathless and spluttering,
Mrs. Ashton Portway (in black and silver) was introducing
him to her husband, Mr. Ashton Portway, known to a
small circle of readers as Raymond Quick, the author
of several mild novels issued at his own expense.
Mr. Portway was rich in money and in his wife; he
had inherited the money, and his literary instincts
had discovered the wife in a publisher’s daughter.
The union had not been blessed with children, which
was fortunate, since Mrs. Portway was left free to
devote the whole of her time to the encouragement
of literary talent in the most unliterary of cities.
Henry rather liked Mr. Ashton Portway,
whose small black eyes seemed to say: ’That’s
all right, my friend. I share your ideas fully.
When you want a quiet whisky, come to me.’
‘And what have you been doing
this dark day?’ Mrs. Ashton Portway began, with
her snigger.
‘Well,’ said Henry, ’I
dropped into the National Gallery this afternoon,
but really it was so-’
‘The National Gallery?’
exclaimed Mrs. Ashton Portway swiftly. ’I
must introduce you to Miss Marchrose, the author of
that charming hand-book to Pictures in London.
Miss Marchrose,’ she called out, urging Henry
towards a corner of the room, ‘this is Mr. Knight.’
She sniggered on the name. ‘He’s
just dropped into the National Gallery.’
Then Mrs. Ashton Portway sailed off
to receive other guests, and Henry was alone with
Miss Marchrose in a nook between a cabinet and a phonograph.
Many eyes were upon them. Miss Marchrose, a woman
of thirty, with a thin face and an amorphous body
draped in two shades of olive, was obviously flattered.
‘Be frank, and admit you’ve never heard
of me,’ she said.
‘Oh yes, I have,’ he lied.
‘Do you often go to the National Gallery, Mr.
Knight?’
‘Not as often as I ought.’
Pause.
Several observant women began to think
that Miss Marchrose was not making the best of Henry that,
indeed, she had proved unworthy of an unmerited honour.
‘I sometimes think-’
Miss Marchrose essayed.
But a young lady got up in the middle
of the room, and with extraordinary self-command and
presence of mind began to recite Wordsworth’s
‘The Brothers.’ She continued to recite
and recite until she had finished it, and then sat
down amid universal joy.
‘Matthew Arnold said that was
the greatest poem of the century,’ remarked
a man near the phonograph.
‘You’ll pardon me,’
said Miss Marchrose, turning to him. ’If
you are thinking of Matthew Arnold’s introduction
to the selected poems, you’ll and-’
‘My dear,’ said Mrs. Ashton
Portway, suddenly looming up opposite the reciter,
‘what a memory you have!’
‘Was it so long, then?’
murmured a tall man with spectacles and a light wavy
beard.
‘I shall send you back to Paris,
Mr. Dolbiac,’ said Mrs. Ashton Portway, ‘if
you are too witty.’ The hostess smiled and
sniggered, but it was generally felt that Mr. Dolbiac’s
remark had not been in the best taste.
For a few moments Henry was alone
and uncared for, and he examined his surroundings.
His first conclusion was that there was not a pretty
woman in the room, and his second, that this fact
had not escaped the notice of several other men who
were hanging about in corners. Then Mrs. Ashton
Portway, having accomplished the task of receiving,
beckoned him, and intimated to him that, being a lion
and the king of beasts, he must roar. ‘I
think everyone here has done something,’ she
said as she took him round and forced him to roar.
His roaring was a miserable fiasco, but most people
mistook it for the latest fashion in roaring, and were
impressed.
‘Now you must take someone down
to get something to eat,’ she apprised him,
when he had growled out soft nothings to poétesses,
paragraphists, publicists, positivists, penny-a-liners,
and other pale persons. ’Whom shall it
be? Ashton! What have you done?’
The phonograph had been advertised
to give a reproduction of Ternina in the Liebestod
from Tristan und Isolde, but instead it broke
into the ‘Washington Post,’ and the room,
braced to a great occasion, was horrified. Mrs.
Portway, abandoning Henry, ran to silence the disastrous
consequence of her husband’s clumsiness.
Henry, perhaps impelled by an instinctive longing,
gazed absently through the open door into the passage,
and there, with two other girls on a settee, he perceived
Geraldine! She smiled, rose, and came towards
him. She looked disconcertingly pretty; she was
always at her best in the evening; and she had such
eyes to gaze on him.
‘You here!’ she murmured.
Ordinary words, but they were enveloped
in layers of feeling, as a child’s simple gift
may be wrapped in lovely tinted tissue-papers!
‘She’s the finest woman
in the place,’ he thought decisively. And
he said to her: ‘Will you come down and
have something to eat?’
‘I can talk to her,’
he reflected with satisfaction, as the faultless young
man handed them desired sandwiches in the supper-room.
What he meant was that she could talk to him; but
men often make this mistake.
Before he had eaten half a sandwich,
the period of time between that night and the night
at the Louvre had been absolutely blotted out.
He did not know why. He could think of no explanation.
It merely was so.
She told him she had sold a sensational
serial for a pound a thousand words.
‘Not a bad price for me,’ she
added.
‘Not half enough!’ he exclaimed ardently.
Her eyes moistened. He thought
what a shame it was that a creature like her should
be compelled to earn even a portion of her livelihood
by typewriting for Mark Snyder. The faultless
young man unostentatiously poured more wine into their
glasses. No other guests happened to be in the
room....
‘Ah, you’re here!’ It was the hostess,
sniggering.
‘You told me to bring someone
down,’ said Henry, who had no intention of being
outfaced now.
‘We’re just coming up,’ Geraldine
added.
‘That’s right!’
said Mrs. Ashton Portway. ’A lot of people
have gone, and now that we shall be a little bit more
intimate, I want to try that new game. I don’t
think it’s ever been played in London anywhere
yet. I saw it in the New York Herald.
Of course, nobody who isn’t just a little clever
could play at it.’
‘Oh yes!’ Geraldine smiled.
’You mean “Characters.” I remember
you told me about it.’
And Mrs. Ashton Portway said that
she did mean ‘Characters.’
In the drawing-room she explained
that in playing the game of ‘Characters’
you chose a subject for discussion, and then each player
secretly thought of a character in fiction, and spoke
in the discussion as he imagined that character would
have spoken. At the end of the game you tried
to guess the characters chosen.
‘I think it ought to be classical
fiction only,’ she said.
Sundry guests declined to play, on
the ground that they lacked the needful brilliance.
Henry declined utterly, but he had the wit not to
give his reasons. It was he who suggested that
the non-players should form a jury. At last seven
players were recruited, including Mr. Ashton Portway,
Miss Marchrose, Geraldine, Mr. Dolbiac, and three others.
Mrs. Ashton Portway sat down by Henry as a jurywoman.
‘And now what are you going to discuss?’
said she.
No one could find a topic.
‘Let us discuss love,’ Miss Marchrose
ventured.
‘Yes,’ said Mr. Dolbiac, ‘let’s.
There’s nothing like leather.’
So the seven in the centre of the
room assumed attitudes suitable for the discussion
of love.
‘Have you all chosen your characters?’
asked the hostess.
‘We have,’ replied the seven.
‘Then begin.’
‘Don’t all speak at once,’ said
Mr. Dolbiac, after a pause.
‘Who is that chap?’ Henry whispered.
’Mr. Dolbiac? He’s
a sculptor from Paris. Quite English, I believe,
except for his grandmother. Intensely clever.’
Mrs. Ashton Portway distilled these facts into Henry’s
ear, and then turned to the silent seven. ‘It
is rather difficult, isn’t it?’
she breathed encouragingly.
‘Love is not for such as me,’
said Mr. Dolbiac solemnly. Then he looked at
his hostess, and called out in an undertone: ‘I’ve
begun.’
‘The question,’ said Miss
Marchrose, clearing her throat, ’is, not what
love is not, but what it is.’
‘You must kindly stand up,’
said Mr. Dolbiac. ‘I can’t hear.’
Miss Marchrose glanced at Mrs. Ashton
Portway, and Mrs. Ashton Portway told Mr. Dolbiac
that he was on no account to be silly.
Then Mr. Ashton Portway and Geraldine
both began to speak at once, and then insisted on
being silent at once, and in the end Mr. Ashton Portway
was induced to say something about Dulcinea.
‘He’s chosen Don Quixote,’
his wife informed Henry behind her hand. ‘It’s
his favourite novel.’
The discussion proceeded under difficulties,
for no one was loquacious except Mr. Dolbiac, and
all Mr. Dolbiac’s utterances were staccato and
senseless. The game had had several narrow escapes
of extinction, when Miss Marchrose galvanized it by
means of a long and serious monologue treating of
the sorts of man with whom a self-respecting woman
will never fall in love. There appeared to be
about a hundred and thirty-three sorts of that man.
’There is one sort of man with
whom no woman, self-respecting or otherwise, will
fall in love,’ said Mr. Dolbiac, ’and that
is the sort of man she can’t kiss without having
to stand on the mantelpiece. Alas!’ he
hid his face in his handkerchief ’I
am that sort.’
‘Without having to stand on
the mantelpiece?’ Mrs. Ashton Portway repeated.
‘What can he mean? Mr. Dolbiac, you aren’t
playing the game.’
‘Yes, I am, gracious lady,’ he contradicted
her.
‘Well, what character are you,
then?’ demanded Miss Marchrose, irritated by
his grotesque pendant to her oration.
‘I’m Gerald in A Question of Cubits.’
The company felt extremely awkward. Henry blushed.
‘I said classical fiction,’
Mrs. Ashton Portway corrected Mr. Dolbiac stiffly.
‘Of course I don’t mean to insinuate that
it isn’t-’ She turned
to Henry.
‘Oh! did you?’ observed
Dolbiac calmly. ’So sorry. I knew it
was a silly and nincompoopish book, but I thought
you wouldn’t mind so long as-’
‘Mr. Dolbiac!’
That particular Wednesday of Mrs.
Ashton Portway’s came to an end in hurried confusion.
Mr. Dolbiac professed to be entirely ignorant of Henry’s
identity, and went out into the night. Henry assured
his hostess that really it was nothing, except a good
joke. But everyone felt that the less said, the
better. Of such creases in the web of social life
Time is the best smoother.